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The Emperor's New Groove Sentence Meme
  • "Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?"
  • "I was the worlds nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason."
  • "You threw off my groove."
  • "I'm sorry but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."
  • "Trot out the ladies."
  • "Let me guess, you've got a great personality."
  • "Don't be fooled by the folksy, peasant look."
  • "You really should have thought of that before you became peasants."
  • "I'm the emperor and your the emperor's advisor, remember?"
  • "Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go...your departments being downsized, you're part of an outplacement...we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick I got more."
  • "Word on the street is you can fix my problem."
  • "When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye bye."
  • "With him out of the way and no heir to the throne I'll take over and rule the empire."
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
  • "Our moment of triumph approaches."
  • "I am one hungry king of the world."
  • "Now to get rid of the body."
  • "W...we were just making a toast...to your long and healthy rule."
  • "You know...in my defense...your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them."
  • "I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
  • "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
  • "Demon llama!"
  • "I'm an ugly, stinky llama!"
  • "I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me."
  • "I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer."
  • "Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing but this, to me, might be considered kind of a backward step, wouldn't you say?"
  • "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
  • "For the last time, it was not a kiss."
  • "You know what? Some day you're gonna wind up all alone and you'll have no one to blame but yourself."
  • "And so it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his birthday. His legacy will live on in our hearts for all eternity."
  • "Well...he's not as dead as we would have hoped."
  • "I was gonna have you imprisoned for life but I kind of like this better."
  • "I thought you were a changed man."
  • "Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?"
  • "I was always taught that there was some good in everyone but, oh, you proved me wrong."
  • "Don't read too much into it. It was a one time thing."
  • "Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude."
  • "Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahagony."
  • "Its called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
  • "I've never liked your spinach puffs! Never!"
  • "From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
  • "It's not the first time I was tossed out a window and it won't be the last."