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It’s such a strange (and somewhat unpleasant) sensation to be anything other than wildly excited the night before a new season of Once Upon a Time starts.

I mean, the premiere sounds promising and I AM a little excited for it, I’m chomping at the bit for 702, and provided the writers don’t do anything to piss me off in regards to Emma/Captain Swan/Killian/Swan Believer-Captain Cobra-Swan Jones Family so I can keep watching the show, I’m hoping I can connect to Henry’s story, Killian and Rumple’s new persona’s (I have a feeling I’m going to find liking Roni even harder than liking real Regina) and the new characters, and enjoy the whole of season 7.

But I’m more or less tepid about things right now (barring Emma, CS, and the Swan Jones family), and that’s weird. Especially on a night that is usually filled with so much eagerness and joy.

I’m getting more “meh” than anything else, from myself and my dash, and it’s so different from the norm and bumming me out, I don’t know how to feel.

(and this will probably bum others out, uuuuggghh)

Our first encounter

A/N; I couldn’t exactly wrap my head around this. I had too many ideas. The k-drama actually helped me. Which I’m glad you all inFIREd me. With your recommendations. I can’t believe I actually said that! BTW It’s late right now, so excuse my unedited writing. I feel kind of bad because I’ve been behind on requests. But I’ll get on it when I have time!

Simon D scenario


You were incredibly nervous. It was your first time meeting the AOMG crew. You were Jay Parks’ sister, and they probably had high expectations of you. You could sing well, but you could rap even better. Jay was the most excited for you. He always knew you’d go far, but he’s glad he can be the one to take you far. Your hands were slightly trembling.

“Are you that nervous Y/N?” Jay laid his hands on top of yours. He could always see through you.

“Could you blame me? I’m joining AOMG. People would probably think I only got in because I’m your sister…”

“Don’t be silly you had to go through a process too.” He smiled

“Really?” The corner of your lip raised slightly.

“Yes, Simon had to see what you were bringing to the table.”

Your eyes grew wide.

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Whenever someone describes a “ridiculous” caricature like - “what, you want me to be a big fat ugly hairy manly crew cut bulldyke??” I’m pretty convinced they don’t know anyone like that, don’t know that that stereotype is actually the complex lived experience of millions of people. Or at least I hope they don’t know any. I would hate to think that those real people are in their lives but so flattened in their brains.

The process of me watching ww (part two)
  • Steve: We need reinforcements?
  • Me: I’m right her piCK ME
  • Diana: Are these even good men?
  • Me: I AM GOOD MAN
  • Diana: *snatches gun away from man
  • Me: I wanna try that
  • Me: LET ME TRY
  • Diana: I’m coming with you
  • Me: SO AM I
  • Me: THIS IS A BIG TRAIN STATION
  • Man: would you like some ice cream?
  • Diana: Yes
  • Me: YES VANILLA
  • Steve: how is it?
  • Diana: It’s wonderful.
  • Me: sO aRe YOU ;)
  • Diana: *looking at all the injured men*
  • Me: OH MY GOD HIS HAND IS-
  • My Mom: Ayanna be quiet I can’t hear the damn movie
  • Me: no
  • Steve: This is no mans land
  • Me: HEY I LEARNED THIS IN 7TH GRADE IN LIKE DECEMBER
  • Diana: We need to help them
  • Steve: that’s not what we came here to do, you can’t cross no mans land.
  • Me: SHE IS NOT A MAN AND YES SHE CAN
  • Diana: No, but it is what I’m going to do
  • Me: D I A N A N O
  • Diana: DIANA YES
  • Germans: DIANA NO
  • Diana: DIANA YESSSS
  • Steve: DIANA NO
  • Me & Diana: g o h o m e s t e v e
  • Diana: LETS GO TO VELD
  • Me: k
  • Ludendorff: This is a masterpiece that will kill many
  • Me: HOPEFULLY YOU TOO YOU UGLY DINOSAUR
  • Diana & the crew: *at veld*
  • Me: Ah shit
  • Diana: *beats up men*
  • Me: I can do that easily
  • Steve: DIANA SHEILD
  • Me: HE TOOK THE TIME TO REMEMBER AND USE THAT TECHNIQUE OMFGSHSH
  • Diana: *breaks tower*
  • Me: oh fuck is she dead
  • Diana: hi
  • Me: OKAY SHES ALIVE
  • Diana: what do people do when there are no wars to fight?
  • Me: They eat ass
  • Steve: they eat breakfast.
  • Me: SAME THING
  • Steve & Diana: *kiss*
  • Me: OOOOHSJSJ WE KNOW WHATS ABOUT TO GET DOWN
  • Steve: Stay here you aren’t going to the gala
  • Diana: bitch u thought
  • Me: GO GIRL
  • Steve: *hot German accent*
  • Me: OH YESSS
  • Diana: *sizing up to the lady *
  • Me: is she gonna skin her then step into her skin and be her? No? Mk
  • Me: LUDENDORFF DONT WALK TOWARDS HER
  • Dr. Poison: I’m loyal to general Ludendorff.
  • Me: That rat? Okay I guess
  • Diana: I don’t get what we’re celebrating
  • Me: STEVE TOLD YOU WHAT THE FHELL
  • Me: you cute by the way
  • Steve: I can’t let you do this
  • Diana: what I do is not up to you
  • Me: *cue “you don’t own me”*
  • Diana: *running into the smoke*
  • Me: YOU DUMBASS YOU- Oh she’s good
  • Me: DIANA GET OUT oh aw she’s cryin
  • Diana: YOU STOPPED ME FROM KILLING ARES
  • Steve: FOLLOW THE SMOKE
  • Me: STEVE FOLLOW HER WHAT TF
  • Me: you look hOt BtW
  • Diana: *Jumps off horse*
  • Me: THAT POOR HORSIE WTFAGAMAMS
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maybe now’s the time to be alive

a mix for everyone’s favourite immortal crew, along with an origin story song for each member noted in the annotations
(aka: felix had a spotify playlist with a shit ton of fakehaus songs and he just wanted to use some of them)

1. molecules - atlas genius ♔ 2. runaway - ed sheeran ♔ 3. female robbery - the neighbourhood ♔ 4. feel alive - anavae ♔ 5. the run and go - twenty one pilots ♔ 6. duality - set it off ♔ 7. robbers - the 1975 ♔ 8. panic station - muse ♔ 9. dance miserable - patrick stump ♔ 10. we are the radio - new politics ♔ 11. na na na - my chemical romance ♔ 12. why worry - set it off ♔ 13. i’m so sorry - imagine dragons ♔ 14. old scars / future hearts - all time low ♔ 15. new generation - new politics

Orbiting Human Circus Headcanon

The PBC board gave the crew ugly sweaters as a holiday gift. Pierre gave his to Julian because his was too small (He would not be caught dead in it). Julian cried as it was the first new piece of clothing he had gotten in years. The next day Julian woke up to find ‘santa’ brought him several sets of shirts, pants, and socks, as well as a cashmere scarf