ugliest effing skirt i've ever seen

  • Aries: "You're Plastic. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic."
  • Taurus: "Is butter a carb?"
  • Gemini: "That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets."
  • Cancer: "I'm not just a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
  • Leo: "That is the ugliest effing skirt, I've ever seen."
  • Virgo: "I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!"
  • Libra: "I wish we could bake a cake made with rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy."
  • Scorpio: "You can't sit with us!"
  • Sagittarius: "That's so fetch!"
  • Capricorn: "Boo you whore."
  • Aquarius: "I'm a mouse, duh."
  • Pisces: "If you're from Africa...why are you white?"
signs as mean girls quotes
  • aries: everyone in africa can read swedish
  • taurus: you can try sears
  • gemini: god karen, you're so stupid
  • cancer: it's like i have espn or something
  • leo: this is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. does that mean anything to you?
  • virgo: she doesn't even go here
  • libra: the limit does not exist
  • scorpio: she's a life ruiner. she ruins people's lives
  • sagittarius: that is so not fetch
  • capricorn: four for you, glen coco
  • aquarius: he's almost too gay to function
  • pisces: that's the ugliest effing skirt i've ever seen