ughhhhhh i need to stop

watching snl with my mom
  • Mom: *points to Kristen Wiig* is she a lesbian too?
  • Me: *muttering* i wish...
  • Mom: what?
  • Me: oh uh, heh heh, nope, just kate, kate's the lesbian. absolutely. the only one. just what i want. *starts sweating*

“I’ve read The Prince forwards and backwards twelve times, of course I can win a simple student council election.”

Aesthetic // Hux

high school AU Hux from this fic I wrote

  • Me: *tries to write*
  • Me: *writes two paragraphs*
  • Me: fRICK
  • Me: *goes back to watching cartoons*