ughhhhhh i need to stop

watching snl with my mom
  • Mom: *points to Kristen Wiig* is she a lesbian too?
  • Me: *muttering* i wish...
  • Mom: what?
  • Me: oh uh, heh heh, nope, just kate, kate's the lesbian. absolutely. the only one. just what i want. *starts sweating*
WGM thoughts: Keyrisa #1

TBH I really loved Key’s fave when Arisa made him eat that carrot, like Imagine his thoughts….

Like look at his fucking face!

“I swear to god if you bring that fucking carrot any closer to my fucking face-”

“…..your ass better stop playing with me-”

Like look at the fucking fear in his eyes!

And then he took that big ass bite!

“Yoooooo wtf is this?”

“I thought your ass said this shit was good-”

“I can’t believe you made me eat this shit.”

  • Me: *tries to write*
  • Me: *writes two paragraphs*
  • Me: fRICK
  • Me: *goes back to watching cartoons*