- Me:You were born in the 90s, what do you know?
- Nick:How to catch Pokemon and suck dick.
Okay bb - first of all when you look as slammin' as you do at 34 the correct answer to how old you are is "34 bitches! Bow down!" Second, I'm multiple years older than you. So much so that I had to get special permission to even be on Tumblr and sign a waiver that I wouldn't hurt myself trying to understand how all this new-fangled technology works.