ugh-i-love-flowers

Send “💐” for a florist AU
  • “Someone opened another florist down the road and I’m losing customers so I’m checking out the competition undercover” AU
  • “You came in once and asked for some flowers for your girlfriend/wife/partner/etc and I made an inappropriate joke about how your relationship must be in trouble then you informed me they were for their grave and now I feel stupid, I’m so so sorry and now you come in each year and ask for the same flowers for them and I feel worse each time I see you” AU
  • “Aren’t you that hot florist I see down the road sometimes? Why are you in my florist shop?” AU
  • “You’d really suit a flower crown, please let me make you one” AU
  • “Which flowers best convey the message ‘I think I should cook dinner tonight because, no offense, but your cooking sucks and makes me sick’?” AU
  • “So you’re the one who decided opening a tattoo parlour beside a florist was a good idea?” AU
  • “Why do you buy lilies every Wednesday morning at 10am?” AU
  • “When you first came in I made a joke about guys buying flowers but I know that was a stupid joke to make really, why on earth did I say it? You’re actually very pretty” AU
  • “Did you know you just bought a gay/bi/pan/trans/etc flag in roses?” AU
  • “You want me to make a flower display for your shop but I’ve been watching you across the street since you opened up the shop and I think I have a crush” AU

Will trying to seduce Nico with flowers?? idk?? Cookie for anyone who colours it for me

6

Tangled (2010)

“Did you need help carrying those?”

“OH! Uh.. no I think I should be fine. You new around here?" 

"Yeah, I just started working over at the tattoo place nearby.”

In which Kili is smitten right off the bat with the girl who apprentices at the tattoo parlour across his uncles shop. 


(also I thought it’d be a cute pun to have her legs tattooed in constellations in reference to Kili’s quote “She walks in starlight in another world. It was just a dream. Do you think she could have loved me?”)

sometimes im afraid that “manic pixie dream girl” only really caught on as a laughable trope was because while some (if not most) people know it’s a criticism of the shitty man who wrote her, i feel like i’ve met people who act like it’s the…female fictional characters fault???