- Pidge: Woah, Lance, you like Keith?
- Lance: What!? No...
- Lance: Ugh, so gross. He's just so gorgeous...
- Lance: I just wanna slap it.
- Lance: I wanna slap it!!!
- Lance: I wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!
- Pidge: ...you mean kiss?
- Lance: No. I mean slap.
- Pidge: Woah...you got it bad.
Got my hair done last night and was talking to my stylist about 1D (he knows about my interest in the band, especially in H/L), and told him the steps toward the CO were happening more rapidly than we imagined. I showed him a pic of Louis and said, “Ugh, isn’t he just so gorgeous?” He replied, “Yeah, he’s pretty, but isn’t he a total douchebag?” It seems the only thing he really knows about 1D/Louis/Harry/etc. is that there were a few incidents over the years that established Louis as (+)