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anonymous asked:

Thank you for your amazing blog. Can I make a request where they not dating, but MC needs somebody to pretend as her bf/gf for a party or a meeting and asks RFA and Saeran for help? And during that pretending they understand that they have feelings for MC.

Hahaha yes, this is the kind of request I would ask myself, I love this romantic comedy’s situations so much! <3
So I did as mini-fics, because I obviously got carried away, I hope you all enjoy this!

RFA + Saeran pretending to date MC


“Think of it as a chance to show your impressive acting skills, Zen.” That was the winning argument to convince him to pretend to be your boyfriend during the rehearsal dinner of your brother’s wedding. As much as you love your brother, it’s extremely annoying when he and other family members start teasing you for still being single. And the comparisons about your lives are so mean. Just imagine now that he’s getting married with this almost perfect lady.

“Well, the perfect boyfriend is a role I haven’t tried yet… I’ll accept this challenge, MC, although it would be like playing myself…” you giggle. It was a weird request, but you have been so nice to everybody in RFA, how could he say “no” to a friend in need? Plus, he loves weddings!

Okay, not this one so much. Why is everybody so snob? He’s waiting for Jumin Han to show up at any moment, this event suits him really well! Now he gets why you wouldn’t want to endure this by yourself, you’re so… different from all of this. You’re bubbly and spontaneous, adorably clumsy…  he grins reminding you chugging a beer can and making a funny face because of the bitter taste a couple of days ago at his apartment.

“Brother, this is Zen, my… boyfriend.” You introduce them to each other.

“Call me Hyun, she usually does when we’re alone.” And he smiles at you, holding your hand. Okay, no need to imply sexual stuff here, but if it will convince your brother…

“You’re an actor, right? I recognize you! How much did she pay you to hire you?” you shiver, he is… almost right there… how can he be so smart? Ugh…

Zen smiles, but inside he wants to tell your brother to go to hell. Is this the kind of thing you say to your sister’s boyfriend? Well… he’s not really your boyfriend, but… that’s really mean! He’s basically implying Zen’s a gigolo, but worst of it, he’s insulting you telling you wouldn’t be able to date someone without paying for it. Zen knows you enough to tell you could captivate any person’s heart if you really wanted to! Yes, your ability to do whatever you want so freely is something he really admires about you. No, he can’t let you be treated like this.

“She pays me with her beautiful smile and the gloss in her enchanting eyes everytime she watches my performances. You would know if you paid more attention to your sister instead of trying to make her feel down. My brother wasn’t nice to me, and maybe I deserved it. But she doesn’t, so be nice to her before she decides to run away like I did… come on, MC. Let’s dance!” he tights the grip on your hand and drags you to the dance floor, you and your brother look at each other, he’s shocked and you’re like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You two are on the dance floor, one of his hands on your back, the other one holding yours. Why did that come from? It’s been years he doesn’t think about his brother… something about seeing the sweetest person he knows doesn’t getting the treatment she deserves stirred something inside him. You’re looking at him very curious, gosh, your eyes are really glossy… it’s so hot in here… “S-Sorry if I crossed a line there. He’s your brother after all and…” he feels running out of air when you rest your head on his chest. You must look like a real couple, your brother is probably looking. Yes… that’s why you’re doing this after all, right? 

“Thank you for having my back, Hyun. You’re such a great actor.” Acting? Oh… yeah, he was acting, right? But why does he feel out of character right now?  


This is bad! This is really bad! What is he doing here? Why did he even agree to this? “Please, Yoosung, pleeeeease. You’re the only one I trust to do this.” Oh yeah, that’s why… you begged him over the phone, and something about trusting him to play your boyfriend made him feel so manly and confident. You could have asked Zen or Jumin, but you chose HIM! You thought he would be a good boyfriend to introduce to your friend who was in town for that night. He is such a good friend, but he’s been teasing you about your relationships since high school. According to him, every guy you date end up arrested or in rehab… This is getting old, really…

“Well… I’ll probably never end up in jail or rehab, MC… so, if you insist so much… why… why not?” you gave him such a tight hug, and he felt his whole face burning. You smelled so good that day… and you smell even greater today at this weird country bar…

“This is my boyfriend, Yoosung. He is a vet student.” You introduce him, the guy shakes his hand firmly, what’s with you and your friend to have such a tight grip? Well, at least yours was really gentle…

“College? But you look like you’re 16, dude! I was going to say MC is such a cougar!” he blushes. Oh god… this guy isn’t buying this at all! He would feel so bad for not being convincing after the way you begged him for doing this.

“Well, MC looks really young too, so I guess we look like a sweet sixteen couple.” You giggle and put your hand over his. “Hah, what did I tell you? Isn’t he adorable?” “I guess…” the guy shrugs, but he doesn’t mind, he can only focus on the warmth from your smooth hand.

You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, and the guy sits on your chair. “Back off, dude! She’s mine!” “Wh-What?” “It is what it is, she dated all those bad guys and eventually she’ll notice I’m the only one good enough for her. Back off before you end up hurt!” Was that a threat? “MC… MC can choose whoever she wants, I won’t back off if she really likes me!” but she doesn’t, this is just play pretend… no, forget it! This dude is an asshole! You can’t be with someone like this! You deserve better! Maybe not him, but… definitely not this guy.

“Hey, gentlemen, what did I miss?” you come back, but the tension is still there… “Nothing much, your boyfriend here was telling me he wants to ride the mechanical bull over there…” “What? Really, Yoosung?” “I… I…” “What’s the problem, boy? Are you scared?” this asshole’s smirk, ugh… “I’ll show you scared!” he gets up and gives his name to the guy who controls the machine.

How did he get the guy to manipulate him like that? Ugh… both you and him are watching this, and he’s so close to you… ASSHOLE! Oh, this was such a bad idea! Such a bad ide… oh no! The bull is moving! The bull is moving!!!

3 seconds, that’s what it took for Yoosung to hit his face on the upper part of the mechanical bull and fall. You promptly run to him.

“Holy shit, Yoosung! Are you okay?” he can’t tell you how much it hurts… so he smiles, and you look shocked. “Yoosung, your… your tooth!” “Whath? Whath’s wronc wif my toof?” Oh… now he feels, actually, he doesn’t feel! Where is one of his incisors?

“I’m so sorry I dragged you to this, Yoosung. I feel so bad!” “Don’th worry, MC. Ith was my idhea anyway. I hope your frrriend isn’t madh or anyfing.” “Ugh, forget him, I couldn’t stand his hissy fit! Can you believe he wanted me to just let you here alone on the dentist and hang out with him? What an asshole!” he smiles when he hears that, but he shouldn’t be smiling, this is so embarrassing!

You go with him to the dentist’s office, and noticing he’s a little scared, hold his hand. He looks at you and you whisper. “Don’t need to be afraid, I’m here…”
He isn’t afraid of the dentist (well, maybe a little…), what’s really scaring him is how much his heart is pounding due to your hand on his, but he’s the one tightening the grip.


“MC, I don’t know how to play mini-golf!” she told you over and over, but did you listen? “It doesn’t matter! I do! I just need someone to make me company!” well, making you company it’s totally different than pretending to be your girlfriend… “Yeah, but my friend and his boyfriend keep teasing me for being bi and just dating guys, I hate it!”

Well, that’s really douchy of them, why would you hang out with people who put your sexuality in debate like this? No, she needs to protect you and maybe teach them a thing or two! That’s the least she could do after you helping her to leave C & R and starting her own business.

“This is Jaehee, my girlfriend.” You introduce her, she shakes their hands as if they’re business partners.

“Oh, you’re so formal! I thought MC had hired an assistant.” Seriously, how douchy! Why such a sweet girl like you hang with people like this? “So ladies, shall we play?”

She is so bad at this! Why did you ask her to do this? “Here, I’ll show you!” you come behind her and put your hands on hers. What’s… what’s happening? Your hair fall on her shoulders… it smells so good… focus, Jaehee! Focus!

“Hey, you can’t help, MC!” “Oh, on which paragraph of the strict regulation of mini-golf is this written?” Jaehee chuckles. Okay, so maybe you know how to defend yourself, you and your friend probably have this kind of feisty friendship… but still, not cool of him to doubt your sexuality, she didn’t forget that!

You can easily compensate for her lack of ability, and it’s so good to watch you play. Your focused eyes, the huge smile you put on when the ball falls in the hole, and even your disappointed face for missing, it’s just… hypnotizing!
“Hey, girl, focus! If you keep distracted like this, she’ll dump you for another guy!” “Fuck you!” you yell, she feels her blood boiling. What… a… douche! She’s not distracted! She got this! Bring it on!

The ball travels painfully slow, or is she seeing this on slow motion? This isn’t the decisive shot yet, but she really wants to hit it! She wants you to feel proud of her! It spins around the hole boarders, one turn… two turns… and the ball doesn’t fall in the hole. Crap!

“Ha! Good luck next time, sweety!” “Dude, you don’t need to be this douchy!” you reprehend him. “What? Did I hurt your precious girlfriend? Jesus, MC, you’ve been so sensitive today. I changed my mind, I liked you more when you dated boys.” “Good, so no reason for us to keep hanging out, then. Goodbye.” You grab her hand and walk away. Oh wow… she thought she would have to be the one to say something, but apparently, you can take care of yourself! Yes, you’re the one who taught her to don’t be around places and people who only hurt you, obviously you would know how to do this by yourself. You’re so strong!

“Do you want to keep playing without them?” she asks, she doesn’t want this, huh, date (?) to end. “Yeah, sure! I’ll show you one of my tricks, come here!”
And there you are behind her again, teaching her how to swing it properly, your arms around her, your body so close. She feels bad, actually, you are showing her everything you know, but she’s not absorbing anything, she can only focus on your breathing on her back.

“Oh, come on… I bet you heard a million times how much of boyfriend material you are, Jumin.” “I… didn’t really know what this means, MC.” “It means you’re the son-in-law every mother would like her daughter to be with.” He was so reluctant about it, why would you ask him? You could have asked Zen or Seven, who like to pretend a lot.

“It’s just… my mom is… how can I say? Huh… a cat mom too?” What do you mean by “too”? Oh okay, now he gets it, Zen is allergic and can’t be around cats, and Seven is a cat abuser, none of them would cause a good impression on your mother who’s been trying to introduce you to a guy she thinks would be a good suitor for you. God, she has no chill! Doesn’t she get it you don’t want to get married now?

So he agrees, you’re such a hardworker preparing for the party and taking care of everybody in RFA, including him. You’re kinda like V, but sweeter and… funnier, and, well, your looks are better too.

“Mom, that’s Jumin Han, my boyfriend. And that princess here is Elizabeth the 3rd.” yes, you insisted on bringing Elizabeth, how could he decline when you consider even Elizabeth an RFA member?

“Hum… you seem rich. Finally you’re coming to your senses and looking for a wealth husband, huh?” that’s… rude! Not even his father, who doesn’t seem to care about these boundaries, would say something like this to him.

“With all due respect, madam, your daughter keeps telling you her lack of interest in getting married, you should start respecting her wishes. I have a deep respect for family, but I don’t think parents should force their children on something they don’t want to do just because they know the children would do it due to all the respect they have. I believe what I’m trying to say is, don’t use of misfeasance on your daughter, she’s smart and caring, and… although every man would be lucky to have her as his wife, if she doesn’t want it, her wishes should be respected.” Wow… where did all this come from? Not even he can believe his own… eloquence talking about you.

“I hope this isn’t your excuse to stall her, boy.” “My intentions with you daughter are truly serious, just know I respect her… a lot.” He knows you’re looking at him, he wouldn’t dare to look at you right know, though, your eyes are something he doesn’t know how to handle, for some reason.

“Well, your head him, ma. Come on, Jumin, let me show you the other cats.” You grab his wrist, your hand is so soft… and warm and… what’s happening? He feels his arm melting from your touch.

“Hey, thanks for having my back. I knew I asked the right person.” “Because I like cats?” “That too, but… I knew you’re reasonable enough to put some senses on my mom’s head, you said I am smart and caring, but you’re even more caring than you think, you know that?” oh… so he was always your first option on this? He feels… honored, and really comfortable about being so reliable to you. He would feel sad if you found out that it’s not that he is caring, it’s just… he really cares about you…


“So, wait, let me get this straight: you want me to join you on a karaoke bar with your crazy cousin?” “Yeah, but how do you know he’s crazy?” “Hello…” “Oh yeah, background check…” “BINGO! I saw his posts on your timeline, he’s a… whack nut, huh?” “Yeah, so I thought you could really get along…” “OUCH!”

He pretended he was offended, but he was really down for this. The guy seems fun, karaokes are fun, you’re basically his favorite person in the whole world, why not? So what if he had to pretend to be your boyfriend? It wasn’t uncomfortable, actually it was… it was… the greatest mission 707 has ever been assigned! Yes, Defender of Justice will protect the most amazing lady from the handful cousin who has been in love for you since you were little kids and doesn’t get it that dating relatives is kinda weird! He won’t be the boyfriend you need, he will be the boyfriend you deserve! Or… something like this…

“This is Saeyoung, my boyfriend!” you introduce him. His hand shake is firm, too firm, actually… ouch, he’s hurting his hand!

“I see you have a thing for gingers, huh, MC?” oh yeah, he’s redhead too… sorta, his hair looks dyed.

“Well, MC is so unique and amazing, it’s kinda obvious she would fall for someone who’s among 1% of human population, you know… NATURAL gingers.” He smirks, and the guy shoots dagger with his eyes. Saeyoung puts his arm around your shoulder and kiss your head, oh, that was good… can he do this again?

“So, MC… remember the song we used to sing every family reunion? I was John Travolta, you’re Olivia Newton John, and we talked about those summer nights…” “Oh yeah, so tacky, right?” Saeyoung holds back the need to yell an “OUCH!”

“Well, I think it’s kinda romantic! Right, dude? Aren’t you romantic?” “Oh… huh, I’m more like the playful and teasing type…” Yes… if you were looking for romance, Saeyoung wouldn’t be the best suitor… did you want someone romantic? “Well, the MC I know it’s all about romance…” yeah, Saeyoung also could get that vibe from you…he know he isn’t suitable for you after all, but… why does it bother him so much?

“So… MC, do you want to sing “Summer Nights”? For old time’s sake? “A-Actually, I… I would like to sing something.” Saeyoung gets up quickly. “You do?” you ask, curiosity dancing in your eyes. “Yeah, just watch me!” he kisses your head again, why can’t he stop doing this?

“Yes, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I dedicate this song to my adorable girlfriend. MC, this one is for you!” you were waiting for some cheesy ballad, and can’t hold your shocked face when he choose “I believe in a thing called Love” by The Darkness. He sings all the falsettos and even does some air guitar, you have no idea how to react, but… it’s impossible not to smile.
Judging from your cousin’s face, he totally got the message. Although Saeyoung isn’t sure what is the message, actually. All he cares about is the hug you give him when he gets down the stage.

“Is this romantic enough for you?” “I couldn’t care less about romance, this is just my cousin blinded by love. Anyway… mission accomplished, agent 707. You should win a medal for all the services you did!”

A mission… right… this was just a mission. He always felt relieved after his missions were over, that’s the only one he doesn’t want to be dismissed.


“Listen to me, no matter how much I beg, how much I plead, you can’t let me try any move on him, you got it?” “Yeah, yeah… I got it, you don’t need to repeat this again!” your ex-boyfriend is single again, you never forgot him, and everything started spinning when he invited you for some drinks, but… you know how much of a fuckboy he can be. You have your pride! You have your dignity! You have Saeran as your most honest friend, so you know he’s the only one capable of making you stay away from the guy. And hopefully, keeping the guy away from you by pretending to be your boyfriend.

Why would he say yes to such a lame idea? Can’t you deal with your own shit like the grown ass woman you are? Well, it’s been a while since he doesn’t leave his brother’s house, and if it is with you, he feels more comfortable. Also, your whining was annoying him. Okay, not annoying, more like… persuading him…

“Hey, this is Saeran, my boyfriend!” you’re hesitant about holding his hand. Will this be convincing if you don’t really have much of physical contact?
“Nice to meet you, bro. Hey! Hold her tight, or I’ll be ready to snatch her away!” you blush… OH HELL NO! You can’t be possibly falling for this! Saeran wrap his arm around your shoulder and pull you closer, staring at the guy.

“Good luck trying.” You’re so close, why do you smell so good? Shit, did you put all this perfume for this guy? Ugh… that’s so lame!

The night goes on, he notices the subtle flirt between you two. This dude really is a fuckboy, making moves on a girl who’s already taken and… well, okay, not technically, but still… he’s a player! And you can be silly most of the times, but you’re not that dumb! Saeran knows you’re not! That brave girl who’s been helping him with therapy can’t fall for these cheap moves!

But he gotta say, you flirting is… kinda cute, the way you bounce your hair and smile playfully, yes… this isn’t for him, though. And it’s bothering him!
“Hey, h-ho-honey, can I talk to you for a second? Alone!” you nod a ‘yes’ and you two get close to the door. “Let’s get out of here!”

“What? Why? No, I’m having fun!” “Exactly, and you shouldn’t have, right?” “Please, Saeran, pleeeeease, let’s stay!” “Sorry, I have direct orders to not give in to your pleading.” You get mad: “Fine! I’ll go back by myself!” you turn your back on him, only to look at you ex talking with this other girl.

Saeran’s arm is around you again, now leading you out of there. You’re not crying, thank God! But you look really hurt, and he hates that!

“Wait! Are you seriously sad over this guy who doesn’t give a shit about you? I thought you were smarter, MC.” Great, now you’re crying! Good job, Saeran!
“Hey, don’t… don’t cry. I… don’t know what to tell you, but…” you hug him, your alluring perfume is all over him now. “Do you mind if we stay like this for a while? You don’t have to say anything, just… stay like this…” “Okay, I guess…”
This is weird… so fucking weird! He never touched someone like this before… is he doing it right? Is it supposed to be this good?

Love letter from Noctis

Poor little awkward emo prince. My first piece of writing for FFXV is a thank you to everyone who creates for this fandom! It’s mildly NSFW (suggestive language) and hella awkward and rambly…because it’s from Noct. hah!

I want to do the rest of the bros but we’ll see if I can be creative for more  than five minutes.

Gender neutral reader s/o. Pre timeskip. No spoilers.

Special thanks to @iinkpools @chocobrodreamteam @ladyscientia and @nifwrites, whose works I’ve read over and over again.

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If you have time, could you do an imagine with Fred and the reader being one of his friends. The reader has a lot of guy friends and is pretty blunt/oblivious so she can’t tell if he likes her or not. I hope that’s enough to work with, thank you! And your writing is lovely.


(Y/n) POV:
I stroll into the Great Hall starving and ready to stuff my face with food. I plop down between Fred and George. “Hey there bed head!” George says and bumps me causing me to shew him away. “Why didn’t you wake me up? You left me on the common room couch! Now I’ve got back problems you jerk!” George laughs and shakes his head.

I feel a hand rub my back slightly. “Good morning love.” I smile at Fred and eat my food. Fred’s always been the one to make me laugh the hardest and smile the most, but that of course didn’t mean anything. Right? “Ugh shoot! I forgot my books in my dorm! I’ll meet you guys in class.”
I get up and hurry to get my things.

Fred POV:
I watch her leave the Great Hall with eyes following her. The eyes of several other boys. I huff and continue to eat. “You’re pathetic mate.” “Shove off!” George laughs. “You better hurry and tell her. Seems like Woods got an eye for her too. Heard him talking in the lockers after yesterday’s match.” I drop my fork and stand up rushing out of the room not hungry anymore.

As first period starts professor Lupin has me go up to the black wardrobe first witch withheld the bogget. He opens the door and (y/n) struts out with narrowed eyes and a smirk. “Honestly! You really think I’d be with you? You’re nothing but a poor red haired Weasley! Wood is tall handsome and so smart. Why would anyone want to be with you?” She says laughing.

“Ridiculous!” I scream and the beautiful maiden turns into a jumble of fireworks spreading across the room. I retreat back to my spot in the room and see (y/n) looking at me with wondering eyes. She motions her head to the cracked door and makes her way out easily.

I sigh and follow her. Nothing I can do to save myself now. I follow her to our secret passage and slip into the space with her; my heart beating a million times faster.

She looks at me and tilts her head. “I’m your boggot?” She asks almost hurt. “It’s not you. It’s your rejection.” She looks at me for a second then a smile spreads over her beautiful face. “Do you have feelings for me Freddie?” She asks in a playful voice.

I scratch the back of my neck and revert my eyes to anywhere but her. She then places her small hand on my cheek; turning my face to her. “Ask me.” “What?” “See if your fear is true. I promise you’ll be surprised.” She trails her hand to my tie and plays with it.

I swallow the lump in my throat. “Would you like to go on a date with me (y/n)?” She smiles and pulls. my face to her by my tie; attaching our lips. “What do you think?” She says and kisses me again.

Pidgance AU

Alright i’m not really sure what to name this AU, but in this AU Lance is a famous actor who has ended up stranded in Katie Holt’s small town without his things seeing as the car that had been driving him around had his stuff in it and left without him, when Katie finds him hiding out in the old diner she takes him like a lost puppy.

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bartender || calum hood

You laid on the couch of the house you shared with your best friend.

“Get your ass up, we’re going out. You’re gonna get hot, we’re gonna call some friends and we’re gonna stop mopping.” The curly haired ray of sunshine that was Ashton, said coming in the room.

“I don’t feel like it.” You whine.

“I have it on good authority that Calum is bartending at that new club.”

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Tweek: You guys are really sweet. Don’t worry, though! I do go to therapy. I go three times a week, and I take my medicine. I’m doing… better. Much better. It’s just- I don’t know. Kyle just got worried, and when he freaks out I freak out. 
Craig: So, the ghost hunting didn’t go over well with him, I guess?
Tweek: It’s not like he was mad or anything. Just concerned.  He’s usually the calm one, you know. And he’s so smart. And he and the doctors- ugh. I don’t blame him for not believing me, even if the ghost did say my name. I think sometimes maybe they’re right.
Craig: Don’t say that. You’ve always loved the supernatural. I just… I don’t want to see that light dim because other people don’t understand it.
Tweek: Ah… that’s- that’s sweet, Craig… Hah. I love Kyle so much, but I wish he saw it a little more that way.
Craig: Don’t worry. He will, eventually. That’s what this blog was made for, right? We’ll find evidence he can’t gloss over. 
Tweek: Yeah… Yeah, we will.

anonymous asked:

So yours truly went on a blind date, & it sucked. One of my friends set me up with a guy she knows, that she thought would hit it off with me. Midway through our date we started talking about our interests, & I mentioned I do MMA. He was like "I do it too, but that's not really a girl's place. I mean if you keep that up you'll stop looking pretty & start looking too buff. I mean you don't want to lose your nice physique, do you?" Date went south from there. I'm now a bummed noperope.

ugh that’s fucking stupid as hell. He’s awful. This is exactly why I got my blackbelt when I was in ninth grade. Guys always think they’re tougher and better at everything and then sparring would come around. I gave a kid a concussion bc I was fed up with him XD find a new guy. Some guys actually appreciate women who know how to fuck shit up in a ring. <3 best of luck.

Romantic Frenemies | Lee Jihoon/Woozi | Requested

Pairing: Jihoon X Reader

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1,065

A/N: First off, idk what this title even is lol. I’m not good with titles. Anyway, here’s this late ass request. ~Jasmine

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Tom Holland Imagine - 7


Swearing, jealousy, smut-ish (not bad though)

Summary: Reader and Tom go to a fancy premiere party and readers guy friends keep getting a little too friendly. And Tom doesn’t like it.

“Tom it’s time to go! The car’s here!” You yelled up the stairs. A few seconds later he ran down the stairs. 

As he stepped off the bottom step and paused, taking your beautiful blue dress in. “Woah.”

“You like?” You asked, turning around. Tom was wearing a suit, but he still looked handsome as always.

“Mmhmm.” He said wrapping his arm around your waist, planting a kiss on your neck. 

You got out at the premiere of your best friends movie and walked on the red carpet. You kissed Tom a few times and every time you did the lights seemed to flash brighter. You met up with your friend and headed to watch her movie.

After, you headed to the glamorous, star-studded afterparty. “Y/N?”


“How expensive was that dress?” he asked.

You looked at him, a little confused. “Very. Why?”

“I just needed to know how much I’ll owe you when I rip it off you.” He whispered in your ear. Then one of your friends, Anthony Ramos (FROM HAMILTON!) walked over. 

“Hey!” Anthony said pulling you away from Tom into a hug. “I got you something to drink.” He said handing you a cup.

“Thanks, Ant! Have you met my boyfriend Tom?” He shook his head. “Well, this is my boyfriend, Tom Holland.” You pulled Tom over to shake hands with Anthony.

“You’re the new Spider-man right?” Tom nodded, his jaw clenched with irritation. Anthony held his hand out and Tom took it and squeezed it hard. “Ok, well Y/N I gotta go.”

“No!” you said hugging him. “Come visit?”

“Of course!” He said before nodding goodbye to Tom and walking off. 

Tom wrapped his arm tightly around your waist. To tight. “Tom, what’s the matter?”

“Nothing, darling.” He said. 

Next approached Jack Gilinksy. “Hey Y/L/N! Been awhile since you’ve been in LA.”

“Gilinksy!” You squealed. You pulled out of Tom’s grasp to hug Jack. “I know, but he’s keeping me in the UK! Speaking of him, this is Tom.” 

Jack approached your obviously irritated boyfriend. “You treating my girl right? Cause if you aren’t she’s got me, Cam (Dallas), Nash (Grier), and Shawn (Mendes) to beat your ass.”

Tom glared at him. “She’s not your girl. And fuck yeah I’m treating her right. She’s not with Magcon anymore Gilinsky, she’s a celebrity now. So fuck off.”

“I’ve known her longer than you, watch yourself. He’s good to you?” Jack asked turning to you. 

You nodded. “He loves me and I love him. Well, I love more when he doesn’t act like this.” Someone called Jacks name and he said bye then turned to leave. “Tom! What. Is. Wrong.”

“Jack called you his girl, then he threatened to beat me up! Your MY GIRL.” He said, his eyes lit up with rage.

You placed a light kiss on his thin lips. “I’m his girl and your girl, two different meanings. I’m your girlfriend. And I’m like his sister. But I fuck you and I don’t fuck him. So you obviously have the upper hand. Now, I want you to suck it up and deal with it.”

He laughed a little. And then Asa Butterfield approached you. Tom knew you liked British guys, so he always thought he was a little better than American guys. There was one problem, Asa was British. And he was being very flirty.


That little shit, Ala or Asa or whatever is hitting on my girlfriend. “Um, baby?”

“One sec. Asa telling me this hilarious story from the set.” Y/N said holding a finger up at me. Ugh, she got a little feisty earlier and it turned me on. And that dress she was wearing showed off her curves. The more I looked at her and thought about her the more I got turned on. 

“Ok bye, Asa! We have to go.” I picked her up, not caring about the looks I was getting and put her in the car.


“Fuck!” You said as he pulled out of you. He pulled your naked body close to his. “Damn, I like this jealous Tom.”

He laughed a little. “I’m sorry about how I acted, I just love you too much.”


anonymous asked:

Customers are always like "oh i bet you're wondering what im gonna do with this combination of items" No, I'm not wondering. I don't care. The less I know about what you do with your purchases, the better.

Ugh I hate the people that come in to buy the strangest combo of items just to freak out the cashier and post it to YouTube. If someone ever films you (with sound) and you didn’t sign a release then you can have it taken off YouTube. If there isn’t sound sadly they won’t pull it. We had a guy doing that in my area a couple years ago.


I am going to try and do this again. Last time I wrote this I was in a rather shaky state, my apologies:

To TGWeaver:
He drew a parody of my Character Maxton Midnight. Someone posted me a link and wrote “you gotta see this” I clicked and I saw and my little brain freaked out and thought “THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEFFFFF” right away. Without even giving it a chance to collect all facts. So like he said so well himself; I immediately raged out and handled it VERY unprofessionally. Sent my “army” on him. Ugh..NOT good and NOT nice. He is now under the impression that I am a bully - I am not. I can only hope you guys will believe that. But I do  understand why he would say it, and I respect his opinion in all of this. I WAS ACTING like a BULLY in this case though, and I AM NOT trying to shift any blame on him here, as far as I a concerned, the guy is innocent. It is I who made a stuuupid mistake!

I can only say that I do not know any better. I always think the worst case scenario first- it comes with being a hypochondriac i think - I did the only thing I knew in situations like this, and that is ask you guys for help. That was a mistake in this case, a bad one.

I just want to draw my comic and share it, and hope that people will like it. If they do not, then I must accept that too. It is really just a simple Wildehopps comic made by a zootopia freak who loved the movie (YES it is still wildehopps), like I have said before; there will be lots and lots more of that in the comic too. But time is not on my side, and thus, it takes WAY too long before those of you who want to see that can be “satisfied”  Inter Schminter is a comic based around Max, Marni, Nick, and Judy. I am drifting off, but point is, I understand that, since you guys do not know what I have planned for this, becomes inpatient, and stuff like that parody might happen.  

I know now that I overreacted - it has been proven time and time again that I clearly do not take criticism well (especially when it comes to my OCs) So I will think twice, maybe even Ten times, next time something like this happen.

So again (with what hopefully is a better apology) I am truly sorry - from the bottom of my heart.

Best regards


(I am so happy to say that we have talked and that there are no hard feelings on either sides <3 This person gave me lots of good advice, and for that I am grateful. Go check out his art - now that my head is calm, I can actually laugh at his creative parody)


Title: Raspberry

Paring: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 988

Warning: smut!

Request by Anon: Ok so I read like a imagine kind of thing where they said imagine u and a guy friend r lying in bed and then u start having a tickle fight and he flips on top of you with ur hands above ur head and lifts ur shirt and gives u a raspberry on ur stomach and ur laughing and then the raspberry turns to kisses and he trails down to ur shorts and he stops and looks at u asking for permission and u nod and then u guys become more then friends! I was wondering if u could that with dean and the reader?

A/N: Anon I hope you are reading this and liking it!! Enjoy!!


“Ugh, dude move over!” Setting down the bowl of popcorn and licorice you shoved Dean to the side. “You’re always taking up too much space!”

“Hey! It’s not my fault you’re a tiny Oompa Loompa.”

Rolling your eye’s you sat down next to him, getting comfortable. “Seriously? You couldn’t think of anything better?” Dean pressed play on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as he grabbed a licorice rope.

“Nope,” with a stupid grin he ripped off a piece and threw an arm around you. Dean was always sweet like that and let you use him as a human pillow. Circling your arms around his waist you nuzzled into him, taking a deep breath, savoring the moment.

Throughout the movie your thumb brushed up and down his side, slowly moving his shirt up. When your thumb grazed his skin you practically flew off the bed Dean spazzed so badly. “Damnit Y/N! Don’t do that!”

“Someone’s a little ticklish huh?”

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Favorite Things-chapter 3

Favorite Things Masterlist (Max, The Resident)

Summary- Max let’s his needs take over.

Warnings- Fluff, Non-Con Voyeurism, Smut, Masturbation, Angst

Author’s Note- Yeah, so Max is not a pure fluffy bunny (per se) in this fic. He is still going to do his creepy thing. That begins now. Quick chapter tonight. I live for comments and feedback. This isn’t beta’d even though my husband has offered…he doesn’t know I’ve branched off from Negan yet. Lol. Hey, honey!

Word Count-1.1k-ish

Tag List- If you want on or off, let me know.  Sorry if I forgot anyone..just remind me. Thanks!

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Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

Max stood and stared at her door. He put the food containers on the ground and knocked with a new found determination. Avonlea answered her eyes barely able to meet his. He crossed the threshold, wrapped an arm around her waist, and pulled her body against his. His other hand caressed her neck. His thumb resting lightly along her jaw. He bent forward and gently pressed his lips against hers. His mouth moved in slow open kisses coaxing her lips apart. His tongue softly dipped into her mouth. Her body relaxed, and her hands traveled up his chest, around his neck, and into his hair. She pulled him closer as her tongue began to move with his. He pressed his lips harder against her. Their movements became frenzied in their passion. Their bodies pressed against each other in search of friction. She moaned into his mouth. A hair’s breadth away from carrying her to the bedroom, Max pulled back. He leaned his forehead and against hers as they both sought to catch their breath.

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God I have had enough of all these posts painting introverts as these precious couch potatoes that are afraid to step outside the doors and need recharging after every grocery run, and never make friends outside of internet, because communication is haaard you guys, and yeah, only show ‘claws’ when their ‘precious people’ are insulted and are so much better/worse than extroverts… give me a break.

Really, seriously. 

Introverts have jobs, have friends and have lives outside of the holy combo of books+internet, we’re not precious starlets to be babied, we function as any other person does. We get shit done, we make phone calls, we set appointments, we talk to people and socialise - we just don’t like it most of the time. 

Can we stop pretending it’s okay to follow Dan and Phil to their tour bus, corner them and force them to sign stuff and take pictures with you? I just saw a video and they sound downright pissed and they have every right to. It’s like staying in front of their house waiting for them to arrive, it’s just WRONG. 


They shouldn’t be signing ANYTHING out of the show cause some people PAID for it and you didn’t, ok, and you’re just being an entitled piece of shit thinking you’re better than everyone else when all you’re doing is cornering them so they’re forced to do stuff for you against their will. 

I’ve never heard Dan and Phil sound like that before and I truly wish I won’t have to listen to it again. And it’s all because you guys are pushing them and they know if they refuse you’re gonna yell about how rude they are irl on social media. They cannot win and it pains me to see. Stop bothering Dan and Phil, they are people, they deserve better!

I saw this on my instagram feed just only because i don’t have a twitter account but i’m triggered af right now so let me tell you why Mark Lee deserves EVEYTHING and ANYTHING to have debuted . I know i have no rights to be saying all these but honestly get your salty ass back home and stop insulting him when he’s out there chasing his dream while you’re here making comments about him which you have no rights to be making too . And i’ve covered this person’s account’s name to avoid any problems .

1. If you really think he’s in every unit for no reason , sorry but sm thinks differently because obviously , they made him debut three times because he HAS potential and they want every unit to be equally as good so they placed Mark in every one to show his talents . I haven’t been there since his rookie days but watching his old videos , i can tell you right in your face that he has improved a whole lot and he’s determination and perserverance to become a better artist/rapper is so admirable , he DESERVES to be in every unit .

2. I can’t rap myself and i’m not some professional , but i can honestly tell you that out of sm , i see the most potential in him and his rapping style is much more different as compared to the rest . Sure , he may not be as good as other rappers but after all he’s only a rookie and he still has plenty of time to improve . Why would you criticise when you haven’t seen him at his fullest ?

3. He doesn’t ’ steal ’ parts away . The parts in songs are normally given by the producers , recorders and what else . Not every idol has the right to just choose their parts in songs that easily . I know about how you feel about Ten’s lines in 7th sense but truthfully , Ten’s in charge of dancing ( he’s the main dancer for a reason ) and Mark’s a rapper , Ten uses his body more to express the song and Mark likewise , needs to rap to show his position in the group .

4.What in the world is a ’ punchable face ’ ? Just because you don’t like someone’s face you don’t have to go into detail in insulting his talents and hard work . Sure , he may not be the best looking out of NCT and he may be ’ ugly ’ like what you said but being an idol isn’t all about looks only . If that’s the case what’s the point of long years of training just for debut ? You could just be good looking af , sign with the company and debut the next day , that easy . I’m fine with your opinions on how he looks and that he isn’t ’ good looking enough ’ but sorry , it isn’t a reason why you should hate on him and insult him because people need to recognise him for his work , not fully on his face and looks .

5.Last but not least , there are reasons why every korean artist has STYLISTS , these people style their clothes and accessories for then and they have to obey it because it’s part of their job . You have to respect what they are doing because i’m sure sometimes they themselves don’t even want to wear the clothes given to them . But again back to the point above , does his fashion sense really matter at all ? I know it may change your impressions on him but honestly would a piece of cloth affect his rapping ? Would it change his voice or something because apparently to you , it matters a lot . He’s human too and he can wear whatever he likes , he doesn’t need to wear clothes to suit your liking and please you , sorry , no it doesn’t work that way .

I’m so pissed and people may find this over-exaggerated but i’ve seen how hard Mark hurt and him constantly getting tired after all these schedules , yet people like her aren’t appreciating his efforts . Please support every member as much as you support your bias , all of them deserve better .

P.s she stans nct but hates Mark

Blind Date

Member: Wonwoo
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 3322

(A/N: This isn’t exactly like the request, but I got really excited and carried away with it, so please forgive me)

“I don’t need a boyfriend.” you stated, looking down at the paper coffee cup in your hands.

“You know that’s a lie.” your best friend said, laughing and leaning back in her chair. Of course, she was absolutely right, but you didn’t want her to know that. She had been trying to convince you to let her set you up on a blind date for a few days now, and it was starting to get tiring refusing her.

“Who would you even set me up with?” you asked.

“It wouldn’t be a blind date if I told you, now would it?” she sighed, looking at you like you were stupid. You just made a face at her and looked back at your teacup. “It wouldn’t be that bad. The guy I had in mind already said that he was willing to let me set him up with someone.”

“Really?” you said, your head snapping up.

“I knew you were interesteeed!” your friend squealed, bouncing up and down in her seat. Damn it. You didn’t want to give her this satisfaction, but you couldn’t deny that your interest was at least a little piqued.

“…So what were you planning?” you sighed, finally giving in.

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Best Friend Series; Junhui

- you and junhui have been best friends since childhood
- basically you were six years old and you were making a sandcastle at the park
- you were really happy with how it turned out in the end it took you like an hour to make it and it’s beautiful and everything
- when suddenly you hear “I GOT IT!!”
- you look up to see a baseball heading in your direction and this kid is running after it not paying attention to where he’s going
- and he jumps super high and successfully catches the baseball but HE LANDS ON YOUR SANDCASTLE DESTROYING IT
- you just stare at it with the most shocked expression ever and you glare at the kid who’s scrambling to his feet
- and by glare i mean glare like if looks could kill this kid would be dead
- so you scream “HEY YOU DESTROYED MY SANDCASTLE YOU STUPID HEAD” and after dusting himself off, he goes like “WHO ARE YOU CALLING A STUPID HEAD??”
- you both end up arguing and you’re like “APOLOGIZE” and he’s like “NOPE”
- before you know it you’re dragged into the baseball game and the boy says “IF YOU WIN I’LL APOLOGIZE, BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY UNTIL IT’S TIME TO GO HOME”
- you’re like WHAT THAT’S HARDLY FAIR but you play anyway, you’ve played baseball before with a friend so you’re just staring at the kid like GET READY TO LOSE
- all the boys’ friends are like woahhh that kid is so cool they’re better than YOU jun!!
- and jun’s pride is hurt because he never lost a baseball game in his LIFE
- you’re expecting him to get all angry and mean again
- but he just smirks and approaches you
- he says “i like you. come to the park more often and play baseball with us!! we’re 13 people so sometimes someone’s left out while we play 6 vs 6 but with you it’ll be equal”
- you’re like “ok cool but WHERE’S MY APOLOGY”
- and he just laughs and says “i’ll apologize to you if you win five games. i’m junhui btw, but you can call me jun.”
- and you’re like “ARE YOU KIDDING ME oh forget it just keep the apology” but every time you go to the park JUN IS ALWAYS THERE
- sometimes he’s playing baseball with his friends but other times he’s practicing wushu and taekwondo and you’re like…… ok that’s kinda cool i guess……
- one day while he was practicing wushu with a tree branch, he catches you staring and he runs up to you and you’re like omfg just great
- he’s like “HEY!! you haven’t played baseball with us since last time!!” and you’re like “not this again” and jun’s like “oh yeah what’s your name btw??” you give him your name and he just says it over and over while grinning
- the next time you go to the park the boys are playing baseball and jun runs up to you and says “(name) join us!!” you say “no” but he drags you to the field anyway
- you end up playing and this time you LOSE
- you’re like NO WAY and jun is just laughing at your reaction
- long story short, you end up playing baseball with them a few more times and when jun finds out that you live nearby he walks you home
- you actually do end up winning five games first but then jun goes like “did i say five?? i meant EIGHT” and he keeps increasing the number just to spite you but in the end you guys decided on seventeen games
- and he’s stuck to you ever since
- since you guys went to different elementary schools, you only ever saw him whenever you went to the park
- but then you guys ended up going to the same high school and uni and i present to you the GREASE
- he waits for you after class so you can eat lunch and walk back together
- sometimes he throws his arm over your shoulders while winking and making kissy faces and you’re like ew jun stop while pushing his face away
- makes every hangout with you sound like a date and says it loud enough for the people around you to hear
- makes everything you guys do together sound inappropriate just to see your reactions
- after school, you guys always go back to the park and play baseball together
- well actually it’s more like catch because you guys are only two people but wtvr
- deep talks while playing catch
- he lends you his varsities and hoodies
- whenever you wear them, jun says “you look much better in them than i do” wink wink and you just take the varsity/hoodie off and throw it in his face like ugh nvm jun i think i can survive this cold until we get home
- never has money so he always begs you to buy stuff for him
- to make up for all those times you treated him, he gets you the most amazing and expensive birthday gifts
- “HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED THIS?? THANK YOU SO MUCH JUN” “i think i deserve a little kiss for it don’t you think? ;)” “don’t push it”
- you always go to his wushu competitions to cheer him on and you’re always front seat!!
- everyone always complains how he takes FOREVER to answer his text messages
- but you’re just like what…. he answers mine within a minute
- cooks for you when you’re sad
- probably taught you a few self-defense tricks/martial arts so he won’t get worried about you
- jun is popular with the girls so he always gets confessions or gets asked out on dates but he always declines them (probably used you as a scapegoat a few times by saying you’re his s/o lmao)
- you’re always like “jun why don’t you just say yes to one of them”
- but he’s like “i can’t because if i do…… you’d be alone”
- and jun just smirks like OOOKAY
- but one day he actually does go on a date with someone and you’re like…… oh
- it’s so lonely because he’s not outside waiting for you in front of the school like always and he isn’t there to make fun of you or annoy you
- you hate to admit it but you miss the grease
- later that day he calls you and he’s like “let’s eat out i’m starving” and you get so happy and you two eat out while he tells you about his date
- he notices your face light up when he says he didn’t enjoy it and he just smirks
- “you missed me didn’t you?? come on just admit it” “i’m leaving”
- after dinner, you guys go back to the baseball field and grin when you see you and jun’s old childhood friends playing a round of baseball
- they’re down to play baseball again with you guys for old time’s sake and you and jun just look at each other with grins
- you’re like “we’re both tied at sixteen right??” and he just grins and nods
- “you still owe me that apology”
- “like you’re going to get it”
- jun ends up winning the game and as punishment he has to stay with you forever
- you just roll your eyes and say “how could a person be this greasy”
- but jun just laughs and ruffles your hair and well guess you’re stuck with him (but is that really a bad thing??)

Truth or Dare HC: Peter, Warren, Kurt, and Scott (ft. Jean)

Originally posted by protectbuckybarnesatallcosts

Warnings: Bow-and-arrow, one swear word

Peter, Warren, Kurt, and Scott playing truth or dare would include:

  • they all know Scott likes Jean but they just want to mess with him
  • Peter smirking and asking, “So, Scott, truth or dare”
  • Scott choosing truth because he’s afraid of what Peter would dare him to do
  • Peter would expect this
  • “Is it true you like Jean”
  • Scott blushing like crazy and squirming around in his place
  • “Uh- uh- I uh- I pick dare instead”
  • Peter expecting this also
  • “Okay, but you have to promise to do the dare since you changed from truth to dare”
  • “Fine, fine what stupid thing do you want me to do? Steal an apple from the cafeteria? Give Kurt a lap dance?” scott would say sarcastically
  • Kurt would be all “Vats zis ‘lap dance’ you are referring to?”
  • Warren falling onto his back laughing at his innocent mind
  • “Don’t ever change, my adorable little blue friend” he’d say while giggling and ruffling Kurt’s hair
  • “Guys be quiet I’m trying to tell Scott his dare!”
  • they’d all turn their attention back to Peter
  • “You have to steal Jean’s bow-and-arrow without her finding out”
  • Scott standing up out of fright and yelling back, “That’s impossible! She knows everything! She’s probably even listening to our conversation right now!”
  • “Don’t be chicken, laser beams” Warren would tease
  • “Ugh, fine, let’s go”
  • the group went around the mansion and the grounds only to find her practicing archery

Originally posted by xmendaily

  • “I can’t steal them when she’s using them” -scott
  • Scott would be all happy that he now didn’t have to fulfill the dare
  • Peter rolling his eyes and saying, “That’s no fun! Ugh, well I guess it’s your turn then”
  • they’d all sit back down in a circle on the grass to continue their game
  • Scott sporting a smug grin as he asks, “Peter, truth or dare”
  • “You all know I only choose dare” -peter
  • “Exactly.” -scott
  • the group being confused by seeing Scott’s devilish side for the first time
  • “You have to run by Jean, poke her cheek, and not let her catch you” -scott
  • Peter paling at the thought
  • Warren smirking, standing, and pulling Peter up with him 
  • “Better get started, buddy” -warren
  • “Guy, zis does not seem like the safest of actions” -kurt
  • “Maybe, but Peter has never backed down from a dare before in his life. Is this going to be his breaking point?” -scott
  • “Please, this is nothing” peter retorted nervously as he stretched his arms then pulled his goggles down to cover his eyes
  • he’d gulp as he looked back at the group like it would be the last time, saluted, and then zoomed off

Originally posted by theheartsgoblet

  • “I can’t believe he did it” -scott
  • “Oh, shit! Jean’s pissed! Everyone run!!!” -warren
  • running back into the mansion giggling like children
  • going straight to Peter’s room
  • “Peter let us in! Quick!” -warren
  • “How do I know Jean isn’t with you!” -peter
  • “Because she would’ve killed us, now open the door before she finds us!” -warren
  • stumbling into his room
  • “Vat are Ve going to do? Ve can’t stay in here forever” -kurt
  • “He’s right, you know. And when you do come out, I’ll be waiting. Have fun in there boys.” Jean interrupted their thoughts making them look at each other petrified

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