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From @vorchagirl‘s recommendation, I jumped on @xandrassketchbook‘s portrait commission sale for a COMPLETELY EPIC AND FANTASTIC PORTRAIT of my Pirates of the Caribbean OC, Maria Salazar! Ugh I love it so so much, thank you again, Xandra!! *blows kisses*

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big thanks to @yohood for making the bottom edit for me it’s just what i always wanted :)

happy holidays! given that it’s christmas i thought i’d make a follow forever bc i love you all and don’t say it nearly enough

shoutout to my ride or die’s my true loves yall know how i feel about feelings so lets give this a go:

rachel @jinglebellcalum: i love you my beautiful texan nugget thnx for always being there for me i appreciate the heck out of you

missy @simmerdownirwin: i miss you so much my heart could burst ur beautiufl and strong and wonderful i love you so much

jess @elfdaddyluke: listen i love you and the fact that you need just as much attention as me and you’re always willing to cuddle

iris @muketrash: i hate you but i dont hate you ya feel? thanks for always coming over to eat and suffer with us and cuddle 

ellie @irwingroupie: ur the worst but so am i which is why we’re married i guess

beth @mukearemydads: im so glad you’ve joined this disgusting trash site so i have more means to annoy you :) but ur the bestest roommate/arch nemesis ever 

mvm: 

@vincentvangothtbh, @michealcliffturd, @fuck-cal, @itsacowhemmings, @lucashugs 

ho ho ho’s aka my fave mutuals, my gc babes, my children, my vodka aunts and weed cousins:

@bitchingmalum, @fuckingmalum, @fuckngcal, @greenlght,  @mikeygordns, @nialljhood, @officialukes, @liamsquad@snowymicahl, @texthood, @thicccalum, @yohood


santa babies aka my mutuals i love you all so very much: 

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@1-800-long-dong, @ailurophilemichael, @alienoffical,  @artgirlofficial, @assston, @babessist, @badlands-official, @calumsleftnut,
 @christmasheeran, @colourfulbadlands, @comfortcal, @dankscorpio@ezrapunks,

f-l

  @fairlylocalums, @fucmichael, @ghostgordons, @gingerbreadlashton, @gothgal, @hardcal, @hemmmoconda@hoodycal, @jackhemmingz, @jeditrash, @knopeaf, @lucasouterspace, @lukehateblog, @lukeistrash, @lukeoffcial, @lukesofficial, @lukey


m-q

@mccallclifford, @merryclitormas, @michaelbubleofficial, @micool5sos, @mikeycliffrd, @moonoffical, @mtvgod, @nurseries, @nsfwclifford, @otpmalum, @paletropic, @poppunkspastel, @queenharrie

r-z

@redaphrodite, @rudegf, @sadaboutmichael, @sgntsbarnes, @sgntrogers, @snugmicheal, @swiftziam, @thiccmom, @thisis5sos, @witchoffical


if i’ve forgotten you im so sorry i probably forgot someone rip again i love all of you very much thanks for sticking with me :) 

My mom told me today that she thought Jared was more attractive than Jensen, and I was like…I’m sorry, what?

HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE??

Don’t get me wrong, I think Jared is attractive too

but Jensen.

Holy crap.

Have mercy.

UGH!

YOU GORGE LITTLE PERF!

I CAN’T!

I’M DONE!