ugh you are perfect just look at that body

Chubby GF-Lee Hoseok

(for anon)


-you feel like you’re the most beautiful person in the world because of him.

-compliments. Compliments. Compliments.

-loves having skin to skin contact with you.

-literally always.

-encourages you to wear more revealing outfits (so long as you’re comfortable) because he loves your body that much.

-“babe you look so unbelievably beautiful, oh my goodness.”

-“legit just woke up honey.”

-is always on different diets of his own for his own reasons but never ever forces and guilts you into being on one with him.

-praises your body in bed, all the time.

-always absent mindedly gripping and touching on your hips.

-“ugh baby should I lose weight?”

-“you know I’ll help you with anything you need but oh my god your body is so perfect to me.”

-makes you feel like a goddess among mortals.

a lesson on style

Originally posted by chansebaeksboyslove

part i, ii

you’ve always been content with being associated with one word and one word only: average. average in looks, academics and social skills, you’re just looking to graduate high school without causing disasters you’ll have to live with until you kick the bucket. when you’re paired with school king park chanyeol for the semseter-­long physics thesis, you can’t help but think the entire situation has pretty much set itself up for failure. That is, until you strike a deal with your partner. An AU tale involving lessons in popularity, eleven consecutive B­ minuses, a secretly sensitive, chess­-loving jock, and an amateur sex tape.

Pairing: chanyeol x reader x baekhyun
Verse: high school au { jock!chanbaek ft. a super cute whiny ap physics genius jongdae }
Rating: M
Warnings: none
Word count: 5.9k

A/N: so i initially wanted to try and focus only on i won’t give up, but while i was planning it, i got pretty deep into it and just… well, um, got sad. i decided to put something a little more lighthearted up. i wanted to play around a little with perspective and try to focus less on narration and more on stream of consciousness. hopefully that makes for an interesting read! with that in mind, please enjoy, and also look forward to the next chapter of i won’t give up! 

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Meet My Boyfriend

Member: Wonwoo ft. Older Brother DK
Genre: Kind of fluff?
Word count: 1,614


1st month

“Wait, so what’s this guy’s name again?” Seokmin asked.

You sighed, clearly showing your annoyance. “For the tenth time, it’s Wonwoo. Now please, don’t ask him when he comes. You’re just going to look bad.”

Seokmin gasped dramatically. “I’m sorry!” he exclaimed sarcastically, “This ‘Wonwoo’ guy has to work hard not to look bad. I don’t. I’m the judge here.”

You squeezed his shoulder affectionately. “Yes, I know. But you’ll like him, really! He’s such a sweet guy, Seokmin! And I’ve known him for years!”

The doorbell rang just then, indicating that your awaited guest has just arrived. You smiled at your brother and hurried to answer it. Once you swung the door open, you were greeted by the lovely sight of your boyfriend, Wonwoo, dressed in jeans and a nice shirt and holding a beautiful bouquet. With a warm smile, he pressed the flowers into your hand and pecked your cheek.

“Come in, come in! Seokmin is dying to meet you!”

Off in the house you heard a snort.

Rolling your eyes, you closed the door behind Wonwoo and led him to the kitchen. Upon entering, you noticed how Seokmin’s eyes narrowed when he saw the two of you holding hands. Besides that, he smiled at the intruder guest.

“Seokmin, this is Wonwoo,” you started, “Wonwoo, this is my older brother, Seokmin.” Wonwoo instantly shot out his hand to shake Seokmin’s, but he just got a suspicious glance in return. He quickly retracted his hand and gave a small bow instead.

“It’s nice to meet you,” Wonwoo said politely.

“Yeah,” Seokmin replied shortly. The tension in the room was growing quickly, so you decided to end the conversation before it turned for the worse.

“Say, Wonwoo, why don’t we watch some TV? Maybe there’ll be a movie on or something,” you suggested.

Wonwoo nodded and went to the living room.

“Why are you dating him?” Seokmin whispered urgently as soon as Wonwoo was out of hearing range. “He’s so scary!”

You crossed your arms and clicked your tongue. “I’m sorry! But Wonwoo is a really nice guy and you have to work hard to act better in front of him!” With a huff, you walked out of the kitchen to join your boyfriend.

—-

2nd month

Visits from Wonwoo became pretty often then, much to Seokmin’s dismay. The two of you were sitting on couch in comfortable silence, the TV droning on about a vacuum that specifically picked up animal hair. It was cozy, sitting side by side, Wonwoo’s hand on your left thigh. It was warm, and it made you feel safe and loved.

“Have I told you how pretty you are?” Wonwoo said suddenly, turning his head to look at you.

You smiled at him and squeezed the hand on your thigh. “Only everyday. It’s nice, though. Makes me feel special.”

“Good.” Wonwoo’s face came closer and it seemed like you two were about to kiss. His lips barely brushed against yours when-

“Heeeyyy! You two take up so much space, make some room, please!” Seokmin smushed himself between you and Wonwoo, awkwardly sitting on your thighs and Wonwoo’s hand. “Another commercial? Really? I want to see some more wedding dresses! They all look so pretty!”

Your eye twitched. If only there was some type of weapon laying around… With Wonwoo’s regular visits, Seokmin getting in between the two of you also became an everyday thing. Yes, you loved your brother dearly, but this was too much. Glancing over to Wonwoo, you also noticed how he looked extremely annoyed as well.

“Isn’t this nice?” Seokmin spoke up again. “All three of us spending quality time together? And this couch is so comfy! I really like suede. What about you, Wonton?”

You silently prayed for a hole to randomly appear in the floor and swallow you up. Or better yet, swallow Seokmin. ‘Someone strike me now,’ you pleaded in your brain.

At least Seokmin was having fun watching Say Yes to the Dress.

—-

6th month

Soft. His lips were so, so soft. His taste was addictive, his scent intoxicating. One hand was in your hair, gripping slightly, while the other held onto your waist. You pulled him into you, wanting more and more.

“Wonwoo,” you murmured against his lips, causing him to groan quietly in his throat. The kisses were slow, but by God they were passionate. His body, pressed against yours, was so warm and inviting and just so ugh. Words couldn’t describe how perfect this moment was.

A smack sounded at your bedroom window, but neither of you paid mind to it. Another one came, this time louder. You broke away from the heated session, looking over your shoulder to see what the commotion was.

You screamed.

Seokmin, sitting on a tree branch, had his hands pressed against the window and a very serious look on his face.

“HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDDDDDEEEE~~~”

“OH MY GOD, SEOKMIN! GO AWAY OR I’LL CALL MOM!”

Seokmin disappeared from sight, scrambling down the tree to possibly save his life.

—-

8th month

“Oh, wow, Wonwoo. This skirt looks great,” you say into your mirror, flashing a smile and twirling around. The lacy material was flowy and soft, and it accented your hips and waist perfectly. “And it fits so nicely! I think Seokmin will really like it.”

Wonwoo smiled. “I was hoping you would like it,” he said as he stood up from your bed and came behind you. He placed his hands on your waist and rested his chin on your shoulder. “You look beautiful,” he murmured, kissing your neck softly.

The atmosphere was pleasant and peaceful, making you sigh in content. “I feel like the luckiest girl alive, really.”

Wonwoo hugged you from behind and met your eyes in the mirror. “And I know for a fact that I’m the luckiest man alive.”

You giggled slightly and blushed from his sweet comment. “Come on; let’s go show Seokmin or he’ll think we’re doing something inappropriate again. I don’t want to replace the hinges on my door again.”

Wonwoo snickered and released you from his embrace, only to take your hand and lead you downstairs. Seokmin was sitting on his “favorite” suede couch, intently watching a rerun of Days of Our Lives.

“Seokmin; look at this pretty skirt Wonwoo got for me.”

At the sound of your voice (mostly from saying Wonwoo), Seokmin turned his head to look at your “present”.

Boy, he did not like what he saw.

“That’s too much thigh. You’re going to flash people, (y/n). Maybe Jisoo can pray for you or something,” he snapped.

“Seokmin! Don’t be so rude! This skirt looks fantastic on me and you know it! This isn’t like you! Where’s my sweet, caring, charming big brother?” you cried out, obviously hurt.

Seokmin immediately felt guilty and a pang of sadness stabbed him in the heart. Though, he remained silent.

“Are you that jealous of Wonwoo? He’s a great guy, Seokmin! He got this skirt because he thought of me! And you know what, that was really sweet of him!” You shook your head. “I can’t believe you. I thought you would really like him.”

Seokmin glanced over at Wonwoo, though he looked very awkward and not really sure of what to do in this kind of situation. It would be a lie if Seokmin said he didn’t feel the same.

“Why can’t you be happy for me?” you whispered.

“I am,” Seokmin replied after a few moments worth of silence. “I just… don’t want you to get hurt. Or pregnant, for that matter. I don’t know what you two do upstairs-”

“Seokmin,” Wonwoo interrupted, “it’s not like that. I wouldn’t do that to (y/n). Not until we’re completely comfortable with it. And that includes you. I get it. You’re protective of your little sister, and I would be the same. I got to say, I can respect you for that. Not many guys stick up for their sister like that all of the time. You’re a cool guy and I respect you greatly.”

Seokmin stared at Wonwoo like he just grew a second head. It became so quiet that you even began second guessing your hearing. Then, after much silence, Seokmin decided to speak.

“That was so nice,” he said as he sucked in a breath. He placed a hand to his heart and let out all the air. “I’m sorry. My behavior was horrible. I’m just worried about (y/n), you know? I didn’t mean to get too out of hand. I hope you can forgive me.” Seokmin stood up from his seat and bowed to Wonwoo.

You gave Wonwoo a starstruck face and he simply smiled. “I do. And I promise to look after her so you don’t have to all the time, okay?”

“What about the baby?”

Now you looked to Seokmin, clearly confused. “What?”

“If he’s going to look after you, what about your child?”

“Excuse me?”

“I want to be an uncle, (y/n)! When will the baby making process start?”

Your jaw dropped.

“When the skirt comes off,” Wonwoo said nonchalantly.

“WHAT? WONWOO, NO! DON’T GIVE IN TO HIM!”

“Will I have to leave the house or will you two go somewhere else?”

“WHY SEOKMIN, WHY-”

“We can go. Make it seem like less of a hassle, you know?”

“WONWOO, SHUT UP-”

“Yay, babies!”

“I agree. I think our child would be so cute. What do you think, (y/n)?”

“I SERIOUSLY HATE YOU BOTH.”

~Ash

P.S. I really hope you guys like this! This was super fun and I look forward to doing more!

❝ I am Yesung, your guardian angel. ❞

Plot: Yesung, where he is your guardian angel, you can see and hear him. You and he are in love with each other

Pairing: Yesung x Reader

Words count: 2,5k+

Genre: Comedy Fluff

For blogscarecrow , I hope you like it ^^

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Gif isn’t mine, credits to the owner!

‘Ahhhhh who the hell are you?!’ You shouted.

‘I am Ye-’

‘I don’t care who the fuck you are, just get out of my bedroom!’

‘You are thirteen right?’ The stranger asked and you nodded in response, ‘Then you shouldn’t be using such words my dear.’

‘Then get the fuck out of my room and then maybe I will consider to turn over a new leaf.’ You said with an eye roll.

‘I don’t appreciate the sarcasm, Y/N.’ The strange man huffed.

‘H-how do you know my name?’ You asked, inching closer to your bedroom door.

‘I wouldn’t do that if I was you.’ He shrugged his shoulders.

‘And why not?’ You challenged.

‘Because you will run out, trip over a toy, and break your ankle.’

And that is exactly what happened when you tired to bolt from the black haired stranger that popped into your bedroom that night. When you awoke in the hospital the next morning and told your parents about the experience, they all said it was just a dream. You believed them for a second, before the same man walked into the room with a smug look on his face. He leant against the doorway with his hands crossed on his chest as you shouted and told everyone to look towards the door. Since they saw nothing, they feared you had gotten a concussion and needed your head examined for further injuries.

‘You should have listened.’ The man said in a sing song manner, walking in later that evening once everyone had left ‘Would have saved you all this trouble.’

‘Who the hell are you?!’ You seethed.

‘Will you allow me to answer without cutting me off?’ He asked, you nodded, ‘Perfect. I am Yesung, your guardian angel.

‘You have to study.’ An irritating voice sounded once again.

‘You are my guardian angel, not my conscious, Yesung.’ You rolled your eyes at the raven haired man before you.

You sat on your bed playing on your phone and having a conversation with someone. One would think it was normal, but then again it did look like you were talking to no one. No one? Strange right? But in a matter of fact, you weren’t talking to yourself, but rather to a man that had been at your side since you were a teenager. At the age of thirteen you had been given Yesung, your guardian angel. He was someone who was their to protect you and keep you safe through anything, whether it be physical, mental or emotional.

He was there especially when your parents passed away when you were 18. He held you through the nights. Through all the nightmares you faced, all the tears and emotional days. He was now the only person you really had. Now at the age of 22 and at university, he was still a pain in your ass with his loving qualities.

‘I am talking to you, Y/N.’ He spoke once again, standing besides your bed.

‘And I am ignoring you.’ You looked at your phone, totally disregarding him.

Grabbing the phone from your hold, he pinned you to the bed, ‘I am still older then you, show some respect.’

Much like humans, angels aged as well but stopped at the age of 35. When Yesung was assigned to you, he was 24 and now at the age of 32, he was just three years away from his complete age. But to you, Yesung hadn’t changed. Yeah, he had lost weight but his personality was the same as well as his charming self. He was yours for 8 years, but as you got older you wanted him to be yours. Yeah it was strange to love an angel but he was more then just that. He was like your best friend. Now you both lay on your bed with his body firmly pressed against yours and that stupid attractive face inches away from yours.

‘Y-yesung?’ You stuttered.

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anonymous asked:

I'm imagining Karen at university, it's autumn and she's wearing cute sweaters with little wool skirts etc, she's persuaded to go to a pretty rough bar in town, and that's where she meets Him. He seems rough and ready, but when they start dating he's so kind & gentle with her, always encouraging her to finish assignments, walking her to lectures & meeting her from the library at night. I'm starting uni next year & this is a fantasy of mine, perhaps someone might like to write. Love your writing!

Hey Anon! First of all, let me say congrats and good luck with uni next year. Stay away from the 8 AM classes if you can and a regular sleep schedule is going to become a distant fantasy, but you should fight for it. It helps a lot. As does exercising and LOTS of water.

Second of all: you didn’t SAY Frank, but you described and I saw him. So I wrote him.

I hope you like this. Thank you for the prompt, I had fun with it.


A study in black and blue

Josie raises her eyebrows when the door opens and this life size doll walks in.

Usually, the pretty girls that walk through the door are showing either too much boob, too much stomach, or too much leg, maybe all three at once. Or they’re pretty but don’t bother with anything more elaborate than jeans and a coat over a simple t-shirt.

This one has her shiny blond hair up on a neat ponytail, enough makeup to just make you wonder if she was born like this or her cheeks are really that shade of pink, a sweater with a swan wearing a crown, the sleeves rolled up and a skirt that stops a few inches above her knees, her caramel ankle boots rising a little bit above her ankle. The bag slung on her shoulder matches it.

“Hi”, she says to Josie. “Do you know where I can find Foggy? Or Matt?”

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Languages Lessons w/ Winwin
  • in like four days is my mom’s bd i don’t have any presents for here i want 2 die
  • anyways, lol i’m such a bad daughter
  • shall we start this right away??
  • honestly, i don’t think would be as good as the one i did for kun but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • wachu gonna do about it
  • soooo,,
  • you obviously wanted to learn chinese not only because of him but also his family
  • you wanted to have a proper conversation with his family without him being by your side 24/ translating everything
  • + knowing multiple languages is really fucking cool right
  • even tho chinese is like super hard
  • i can say like three words in that language lol
  • and when you first told him about how much you wanted to learn chinese i swear he was the happiest person alive
  • that precious smile of his was huge and he started jumping around gfhdjka
  • he even choose specific days and hours to have the lessons
  • but y’all only used that schedule for like three weeks and then they started to be more spontaneous
  • because both of you had something else to do or just because y’all end up procrastinating lol
  • and he would make sure to make the lessons fun and relaxing
  • y’all would always be accompanied with warm cups of coffee and maybe some snacks and he would never put any pression on you
  • when will my teachers ever
  • but, apart from the lessons, he tries to teach you a few things every day
  • and if you’re low-key fluid he would only talk in chinese w you
  • but if not, he would obligate you lmao
  • like y’all would be talking about random stuff and he’s suddenly like
  • “oops, i suddenly forgot how to speak korean, seems like now you’ll have to talk in chinese w me baobei”
  • and you’re like uGH NO
  • but little things like this actually really help you to practice
  • also it’s really funny when your pronunciation sounds weird or when you say something wrong, y’all over end up laughing like idiots
  • and he loves it when you start asking him things non stop
  • “sicheng, i was practicing and, did i wrote this well?”
  • “wait, so taeyong’s name in chinese would be something like this?”
  • “what about mine, did i wrote it well?”
  • “sICHENG I JUST TRANSLATED THIS TWO WORDS BY MYSELF”
  • he would thinks that is the cutest thing ever ghjk
  • but going to the story now~~
  • so, y’all were in your room talking about random stuff okay
  • and he suddenly sees your texts books and remembers about the lessons
  • “y/n? we should practice a little now”
  • “ah, yes! thanks god bc i didn’t do my homework last minute for nothing”
  • he would laugh at your words with that super adorable laugh of his and sit even closer to you ghjks oh my god
  • and, tbh he would be a great teacher, except from a few things
  • like, he would explain everything well and slowly, but sometimes he would get lost when he can’t teach you in korean the words in chinese
  • and, in my opinion, sicheng seems to be the kind of person to get frustrated easily??
  • so when you have to google it to understand it a bit better he’s like >:/// with himself ya know
  • but, if you can understand what he’s explaining right away or when you do your homework well he would get super excited and smiley
  • and he would a l w a y s motivate you to continue practicing and learning with his sweets words <3
  • “good joob, y/n! you’re doing great”
  • ”do you thinks so? i thought it was bad”
  • “not at all, your pronunciation was perfect baobei”
  • “just like you”
  • and he’s like ¿??? wait what
  • and after like two seconds he would react lol
  • and he would start blushing and giggling as he hides his face in the crook of your neck aw
  • “let’s take a break, baobei, i need a moment”
  • and you start laughing at him as you start cuddling him
  • “sicheng?”
  • “uhm?”
  • you would look at him in the eyes and smile a little
  • he’s just so handsome and ethereal, he’s indeed perfect ugh
  • “我愛你 (i love you)”
  • both of you would giggle a little again and seconds later he’s putting you closer to his body
  • “我也爱你  (i love you too)”
  • gfhdjkslañ hOW CUTE
  • then, y’all probably ended up cuddling and procrastinating lol
  • but the end
  • and as i said, this was far away from being as good as the kun one
  • but, yo, i’m so happy bc lately china line is getting a lot of request, omg, thank you hopefully they won’t be too terrible like this one
6. NU’EST

What’s this? Numero 6? But trust me this needs to be talked about. I’m a newer fan to K-Pop but NU’EST just snatched me up and went, “You’re our fan now”. And that really is the magic of k-pop and music in general; in one spontaneous swoop I’m instantly a fan–and NU’EST did exactly just that. Kind of like VIXX, I was sure at first that I wasn’t going to be a fan, but never say never. All it takes is that one song to hook you in, and boy did I become hooked. 

NU’EST is really special as an under-appreciated/underrated group that really fell out of radar. Short story: they debuted with a bang and somehow never picked up momentum like other groups that were debuting around the same time (like BTOB, VIXX, EXO, etc). Long story: check out this video. Understanding their story and struggle, makes me believe in them harder. They deserve better and their maximum potential needs to be reached so the world can fall back in love with these 5 talented dorks. I whole-heartedly wish for them to return to their original glory because they deserve it. They’ve shown versatility, perseverance, hard work, and most importantly talent. Bless them.

Bias: Baekho

First of all…just gonna leave this here…

Okay, now that I’ve revealed my thirsty ass, Baekho is a huge part of why I fell in love with Nu’est. The recipe for me to stan a group is as follows: (1) give me that one song that hooks me in and makes me start to listen to other songs, (2) find a song that immediately strikes me as the best thing ever, (3) find my bias. My first exposure to NU’EST was Face (rightfully so) but I wasn’t hooked. It wasn’t until I heard Overcome much later and I was just entranced. Let’s just say Baekho is hot af and is my kind of man. His smile and his laugh are to die for. Oh yeah, and his hair…gurl…one of the big factors of me liking a dude is their hair and his hair is not only the most distinguishing features of his look but also fucking awesome. But then his voice…dear lord…his voice is absolutely glorious…slays me every damn time. A tough guy exterior who’s ultimately seems like a teddy bear underneath, I’m sold. I hope he gets to sing as long as he can ‘cause I love his voice. Baekho is a lot of the man I wish I had in my life lol…

Bias Wrecker: Aron

Here comes to boyfriend type…

Out of the five, he seems like the one who gets the least attention, but hey, that means more Aron to myself ;) . He’s originally from LA and you gotta respect his choice to move to Korea to become the artist he now is and I love hearing him speak english especially when he helps introduces the group. He can rap, although JR is usually the one rapping, and he’s great. He can sing, I love his voice and I squeal and get a little excited whenever I get to hear him sing. He can dance, even though JR steals the spotlight when it comes to his crazy dancing and Ren slays when he does his girl group dancing. Finally, his visual is no joke even against the others how are also handsome af. What his visual appeal to me? Well he’s equal parts cute and sexy (I mean did you see his abs in the Good Bye Bye era…I died). He’s an all-around talented guy and his charm just comes for me and I can’t resist it… It’s a really fine line between my love for both of them because they’re both very much aligned with my kind of guy lol.

TOP 5 Songs:

1. Overcome

2016 was a fucking good year man. I have: Promise (I’ll Be) from 2PM, 1 of 1 and Tell Me What to Do from SHINee, The Eye from INFINITE, Dynamite and Fantasy from VIXX, Ribbon from B2ST/HIGHLIGHT, and now add to that list for me Overcome (and later on Love Paint and Look) from NU’EST. This is everything dammit. This is the song that made me fall in love with NU’EST and made me believe in them hard.

Each member’s voice is highlighted well and the variety among the voices works extremely well together: Baekho covering a strong and powerful lower sound, JR’s rapping covering a gruff lower sound as well, Aron and Ren offer two distinct voices that serve as bridge to Minhyun’s smooth and higher vocals. And let me tell you, I love both Baekho and Aron’s vocals in particular. The music it self switches between three tones: the intense sexy synth of the chorus, the light jazzy beats for the verse, and the softer mellow piano for the ending. This song flew under my radar, but I’m glad I found it because it is some guuud shit right here.

Now for the video/choreography/visuals: sexy af. Knights? Bitch yes. I have Princes for 2PM and now Knights for Nu’est, I’m freaking set. And boy does a knight fit Baekho well (I mean he can wield a sword too lol); I picture Aron more as a prince charming type (considering his outfit in the video), but hell a knight works too. But this hair on Baekho is everything and the subtle blue pushes it beyond perfection. Oh, and that coat on Baekho just….ugh he looks so fucking good. Ren looks fabulous as af with that hair; I personally don’t like androgynous looks, but after getting to know Ren, he pulls it off so well and whether or not he wants that hair (or whether or not you like it) he werks it and deserves major props because his visual is no joke. Minhyun is seducing you with that open shirt and blonde hair and then to top it all of his voice is angelic. JR looks handsome af especially with that greyish-silver hair. The body rolls in the choreography though, talk about icing on the cake. 

NU’EST gave us: sexy choreography, powerful vocals, smooth sound, perfect visuals. The only thing I can criticize is that the video could of been amped up a whole lot further. BUT, Overcome checks off everything I could want from a group. This is a strong comeback that didn’t get the recognition it deserved.

2. Hello?

A ballad? What? Yeah, I don’t really prefer ballad-y types of songs, but this is something special. A complete 180 from what they debuted with, but the composition and performance is just so memorable. What sold me is that move with the tie (what can I say, I like a well dressed man).

The song is very mellow but there’s something about it that just mesmerizing to me. While the style of NU’EST changed for this release, the formula was still there. The song itself is just composed beautifully, everything is smooth and there is enough variety to help keep us entranced and intrigued. Where Minhyun’s sweet voice is the foundation for the typical ballad sound, Baekho provides a contrast that helps add a layer to the vocals of the song. While I find Aron’s raps for the song cheesy, his singing parts make me smile. Ren’s voice especially in that bridge at the end is refreshing to listen too. JR’s rap provides an enormous contrast to the song but at the same time blends so well and I find it extremely pleasant to listen too. This song shows the versatility of NU’EST more than anything and while I prefer their more poppy and upbeat songs, this is a surprise favorite of mine.

3. Love Paint/Look (A Starlight Night)

2016 slayed. Year of Masterpieces. And what do you, NU’EST releases art with Love Paint. The song itself didn’t appeal to me instantly, however it won me over very quickly. Lemme just say that Baekho’s voice in Love Paint is heavenly and I couldn’t resist. The video is extremely aesthetic and nice, but I wish it showed off more of the choreography instead. Everything about this comeback seemed more relaxed especially with the visuals (Baekho’s hair is simply down but that purple though ;) ). Also JR’s rap is really nice with essentially two parts: first mellow and then becomes more fun and active.

Look (A Starlight Night) on the other hand instantly won me over. It feels very jazzy and there a subtle retro vibe going on that’s really nice. While the video is just a simple choreography video, you get to see some nice footwork from the boys. Imagine if they had some kind of starlight backdrop behind them…oh my god it would so beautiful. The only thing I will say, is that I don’t like Baekho’s hairstyle (because I don’t care for that look in particular on any guy). However, yet again, Baekho’s vocals just slay me. 

Canvas and even Q is are both cleverly done albums by NU’EST and deserve a lot of love. NU’EST worked really hard and released some really good music that needs some love.

4. Sleep Talking

Poppy. Colorful. Fun. Sexy. NU’EST returned to their original sound but gave up the angsty look from something more typical pop (and my kind of pop lol). I mean, this is classic k-pop no? Baekho looks mighty fine in fabulous pink hair and looking sexy in his tank top or sleeveless tiger jacket. Minhyun is wearing that green shirt with a stupid cut out in the back giving his fans some skin. Ren is still slaying you with his blond hair. Aron and JR look like the stylists vomited all the patterns over them lol. The dancing is catchy, fun, and has a hint of sexy (see gif). The mood of the song is upbeat and fun and is infectiously happy. And I’m always for music that naturally puts a smile on your face.

5. Face/Action

The song that started it all. Now don’t hurt me, but I actually don’t like this song. BUT I don’t have to love this song to appreciate how good it actually is. There is a reason this debut was so successful and legendary. Let’s check off the list: solid choreography, obligatory dub-step dance break, powerful vocals from Baekho (his vocals strong from debut like gurl…) and Minhyun, catchy beat and sound, strong visuals, and add to that a relatable and appealing concept. If this is what we had to begin with, imagine how much more they still have to offer. STAN TALENT. STAN NU’EST.

These boys comeback not too long afterwards to give you another does of legendary. It’s the same formula as before, but it’s more of my taste (minus the dubstep dance break which feels random but you know, it was a thing). While, NU’EST didn’t keep their initial gritty concept, they showed off many sides to them that I think deserves some merit. Finally,  One thing I’d like to point out is this

bless you Baekho…bless you…

Honorable Mention:

Good Bye Bye

This is the culmination of everything they’ve done before. Let’s mash together the softer side of Hello with the formula of Action/Face (with a dub-step breakdown that I don’t care much for–the vocals during that part though are everything) and add a touch of sexy like Sleep Talking. NU’EST’s visual game stepped up really hard with this song: Aron really came for me this time (have you seen his abs I mean…c’mon…it’s just deadly), Minhyun looks handsome af, Ren is serving you masculine and abs (Ren fans must of been slayed so hard lol), JR in blonde…dear god, and Baekho’s relaxed orange hair is refreshing. The vocals from each member are much stronger (and in just about two years). Minhyun’s vocals really got to shine here. In general they showed off an extremely strong comeback. So please…let’s love NU’EST! ;)

The Boy in the Bar ~ smut

Author: completedylantrash

Characters: reader x Dylan O’Brien

Rating: NSFW 18+ EXPLICIT SMUT

Word Count: 1969

Synopsis: You meet Dylan in a bar

A/N: Okay, this is inspired by this picture I saw on Instagram posted by @hollandsobrien and I almost lost my mind and this is what came out of it. It’s kinda short but I had to. I’m sorry.  LOOK AT THAT FACE! 



Cigarette smoke and bourbon. That’s all I could smell in this shit hole of a bar. I’m not complaining though. I’ve spent most of my nights in this place for the past month or so, drowning my sorrows because let’s face it…life fucking sucks.

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It’s a Date Part 2

Originally posted by charlie-brelynn

Here’s part two of It’s a Date. Part one is listed below. Have a great Valentine’s Day!

Pairing: Peter Parker X Reader
Warnings: Reader mentions the bird and the bees (idk if this counts as a warning or not but rather safe than sorry)

Part 1


After putting on your long red maxi dress, you headed towards Steves room to get his approval. He was always like a big brother to you, and today you definitely needed some advice. You lightly tapped on Steves door and made your way into his room.

  “Okay, Rogers what do you think. Is it too much, too little? Shorter longer. Ugh, I’m just so nervous I never get this way. Steve chuckled as he sat in his lounge chair.

  “You look beautiful (y/n). The dress is perfect, and you definitely don’t need to go shorter.”

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anonymous asked:

Could you do a headcannon where the MC has an eating disorder and the rfa (+v and saeran) find out and how they would react?

Sure, sure!! Thanks for the request, anon!! TRIGGER WARNING: ANOREXIA


Yoosung:

-You and Yoosung binge ate

-And then you finally beat the boss in LOLOL

-By that time

-It was 2am

-As Yoosung lumbered off to bed

-You went to bathroom

-Time to get this over with

-It was about a month ago

-You and Yoosung went to a LOLOL Convention

-And Yoosung being Yoosung

-Made you cosplay with him

-“Yoosung, please, I’m not skinny enough to be a cosplayer.”

-“PLEASEEEEEEE???!”

-You finally gave in and dressed up

-The whole time you were there you felt self conscious

-You couldn’t help but look at everyone’s fit, beautiful body

-Ugh.

-You leaned over the toilet

-until you heard a whimper

-You turned your head in horror to see Yoosung leaning on the door

-He slowly slides down until he is seated

-tears are streaming down his face

-“MC, just..why..?”

-You slowly walk over to him

-but before you can say anything

-He grabs you and wraps you in a tight hug

-“MC…it was that time wasn’t it… the convention..I’m so sorry..MC…”

-“Yoosung.. I…-”

-“MC, I don’t understand… you’re perfect. Perfect in every way possible. I love you, MC, and it… it hurts to see you like this..”

-His face is red from crying

-his eyes gave such a sorrowful look you couldn’t bare to see

-“Please, MC, Please.”

-You told him about it

-He told you over and over that you’re beautiful

-even if it makes him blush

-And he secretly hates cosplaying now

Jaehee:

-You got up from your dinner the two you were eating

-“Ah–MC, there’s still food on you plate”

-“I-Oh-I’m not hungry.”

-You’re never hungry

-Jaehee noticed this and took careful note of when you were actually eating

-One night

-You hovered over the toilet

-You stuck two fingers in your mouth

-You threw up the small amount of food you ate

-UNTIL

-you sensed someone’s presence

-Jaehee.

-You turned and saw Jaehee staring at you

-Her horrified expression hurt more than your stomach

-“I-uh… Jaehee..”

-Her hand covered her mouth

-You can hear inaudible sentences in-between sobs

-She reaches for you and holds you in a tight embrace

-“MC, you’re beautiful. I love you. You have to eat something, please.”

-You both cry together

-Later she makes you one of your favorite foods

-And you both snuggle together as she talks to you until you fall asleep

Zen:

-It happened about two weeks ago

-One of Zen’s fans was trashing you and on the internet

-“Omi god did you see Zen’s girlfriend? Such an ugly bitch. How much does she eat?! Fucking fat ass! I guess anyone can be Zen’s girlfriend Lol!”

-You knew that it was probably some girl that was jealous of you but the harsh words got to you

-And soon

-You were fasting

-It was this particular night

-You thought he wouldn’t be home from his acting practice so soon

-“MC! I’m home!”

-He looks around

-when he doesn’t find you

-He gets a little nervous

-he literally searches the entire apartment

-And where does he find you?

-In your room, weighing yourself again

-His face changes to one of remorse

-“MC, this is the fifth time today.”

-Before you can say anything

-He kisses you

-“MC, you’re beautiful, inside and out. I love you with all my heart…What happened?”

-You tell him about the fans comment

-IF YOU DON’T THINK HE’LL MAKE A SUPER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LETTER TO ALL HIS FANS ABOUT ‘HOW DISAPPOINTED HE IS’ YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY WRONG

-Similar to Yoosung, he’ll constantly tell you how beautiful you are

-almost as if he’s blaming himself

-he’ll totally sweet talk you and flirt with you pretty much the same tbh

Jumin:

-It was after the meeting that you realized

-Jumin was getting a lot of attention from girls lately

-you are just his girlfriend not for long

-they all looked very different but there was one thing they all had in common

-they were all very skinny

-You felt disgusted with yourself

-comparing your body to theirs

-Finding all the flaws

-so you decided to fast

-just a few more months and you’ll look flawless.

-You stood over the toilet

-when you were finished, you wiped your mouth and turn to open the door

-but the door was open

-and there stood Jumin

-he didn’t speak or do anything for a moment

-which was

-truth be told

-scarier than if he was to yell at you

-He just

-stared 

-with that solemn face that broke your heart

-“J-Jumin…”

-He grabbed you and held you in his arms

-He didn’t say anything for a while

-“…..MC…how long have you been like this?…..How long have I not been here for you?..”

-His face was red from crying and his voice came out cracked and hoarse

-Jumin held you tighter

-“I love you MC…so much.”

-“I know you do Jumin. I love you, too.”

-He cradles you in his arms and rocks you back and forth in his arms until you fall asleep

Seven:

-You hadn’t eaten anything in weeks

-You would always refuse to take part in his “Honey Buddha Chip Fest”

-Seven was beginning to notice your eating habits, or rather the neglect of it

-“Wait, MC, did you have dinner yet?”

-You nodded and plastered the best smile you could before walking up stairs to do it

-Seven had suspected it for a while

-and as he walked upstairs

-all that he feared

-was right there

-His girlfriend

-throwing up

-You turned around in surprise

-Actually, you half expected him crack some joke

-But all expectations were shattered when you saw her boyfriend

-with his hands covering his face

-and tears.

-Seven was crying.

-“How could I not know about this? I thought I knew everything about you..but..”

-You began to cry too.

-“Seven… please… it’s not your fault…”

-You two sat there

-crying

-and suddenly felt all warm

-Seven was hugging you

-“MC, your hilarious, your beautiful, you’ve got the most wonderful personality…please don’t do this to yourself.”

-You two continued hugging each other

-later he made you eat a lot

V:

-V has always liked taking pictures of you

-but you

-hated it

-“MC, please? One more photo?”

-you were sometimes even in magazines

-you saw yourself

-in a magazines with all those beautiful women

-and then there’s you.

-It had been a month since you started fasting

-and now here you are…

-hovering over the toilet

-regurgitating

-You didn’t notice

-but

-V had walked into the bathroom

-And he was staring at you

-And when you turned around

-ran up to you and hugged you

-“MC!! You’re so gorgeous!! Why would you do something like that?”

, you could feel his tears stain your shirt,despite him trying to hide it

-“V, I'm sor-”

-“No, MC, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you when you needed me most.“ 

-He still takes photos of you secretly because your so pretty tho

Saeran:

-“MC, that’s the third time you’ve weighed yourself this morning.”

-“Ah-oh-uh-habit..”

-You quickly walk out of the room

-or at least you try to

-But Saeran grabs your hand

-“MC, wait.”

-You look at him and right then

-your heart rips in two

-His eyes are filled with worry, even with him doing his best to conceal the fact that he knows.

-“MC, eat something.”

-“Ah, I already a-”

-“DON’T LIE TO ME!”

-You can see tears swell up in his eyes

-“Saeran-”

-“….that’s it. You’re staying home today.”

-He pulls you into a hug

-“MC, please take better care of yourself or I’ll have to.” Hey that doesn’t sound too bad

-“A-alright..”

-He kisses you on the forehead then goes to get you something to eat

-now he makes you go everywhere with him


*Not that my theory is that in V’s route after the good ending he’ll get eye surgery ;)

Wahhhhh my second request!! Thank you and keep sending in those requests! Tell me what you think! Got any tips for me? Anything at all, thanks again!

-Elly

170511 - Love Xiu Right

Today’s bias is Xiumin!

He’s so ready to be your bias, he’s already making plans for you two.

Originally posted by chantaekook

You choose where he bites ;)

Originally posted by icallhimbangjamesbang

Xiumin: “Leave me alone, I’m trying to talk to Jagi!”

Suho: “We’re doing a show….”

Originally posted by grinding-on-baek

Xiumin: “Then maybe I’ll show off for them!”

Originally posted by chentrollchenlovechen

Xiumin: “I dedicate this next song to my Jagi.”

Originally posted by exo-umin

Xiumin: “Love Me Right!  Uh-huh.
Hey Jagi, just Love Me Right!  Uh-huh.”

Originally posted by jenniedeukie

Suho: “FOCUS, WE ARE PERFORMING!”

Originally posted by xiupreme

Xiumin: “We can do more later on…”  ;)

Look at this perfect body roll.

Originally posted by snoot-root-doot-toot

Suho: “If you say one more word to that “jagi” I’ll rip your little teeth out.”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Xiumin: *without words*

Originally posted by xiuboyfruits

Suho: “Ugh…”

Originally posted by junsaseumwoo

Xiumin: “You’re my everything~”

Originally posted by exoturnback

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anonymous asked:

About the kiss there's some details that melted my heart kurt other hand on jane hair, and the fact that he was completely focused that he didn't even notice that those agents were there, and his body language after that interrupt :') <3

ugh… look what you just did. i finally got my ass down at a desk to do some work and you send me this and now i have to watch it a few hundred times because it is just perfect and i am obsessed and there is no way i will ever get any work done until about June 15th, right? this is getting out of hand! why are they so perfect and so in love and so out of luck? 

the next time they get interrupted, i want jane to go all “patterson loses her shit on stuart” and attack the person demanding to know who they work for and who sent them/ and or kurt just full on arresting them and throwing them in a cell.

but ugggghghhghhgghhg lsahgjkadbgjkhglghads;hgajskhgalsghdsal;hdsaglkasdlg OUR SHIP IS JUST THE MOST PRECIOUS EVER

Feeling soo down about my body, holidays are great for everything except self esteem loool. I had this in France too where my friend kept telling me not to wear makeup and making comments like she can’t understand why anyone ever would on holiday, I was so pissed off like uhh well easy for you to say having perfect skin isn’t it??? Ugh. So there’s feeling awful/big cos I’ve put weight on and my skin is always gross so that’s good too. Just. Meh. It depresses me so much. I sometimes look at people who are bigger when I feel like this and think like, well they look lovely, they don’t look bad because they’re a bit heavier, so why do I feel so horrible about myself when I feel big? It’s shite.

Cups of coffee.

A/N: Prompts are everything. And this was a cute prompt and I feel really happy today so it’s all good. Sorry it’s a short one this time. Also, Im bad at titles. 

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“Babe?” he asked as he stroked a piece of hair away from your face. “Do you remember how we first met?” He kissed your head that was resting on his chest.

“Yeah, I do.” you said, intertwining your fingers. You started playing with his fingers. “You looked so handsome that day” you giggled a bit.

“Oh yeah?” he said, you could hear the smile forming on his face as he spoke.

“Yeah. I remember how I looked at you and our eyes met when you were ordering your coffee. I was so embarrassed.” you answered, giving his fingers a tiny kiss.

“Why were you? It was just me, the normal dude with a cute face, sexy body, perfect hair” he said, pinching you slightly in the side.

“Ugh, always so full of yourself” you said as you gave him a tiny slap on his hip. “Well, it’s not everyday you meet someone who can recreate earthquakes with his voice”. 

“You are right” he laughed. “I remember that look so well. You looked like you had seen a ghost… I remember how you were sitting in a big guy-hoodie with your hair in a messy bun without makeup on or anything. I really wanted to be that cup of coffee that got to kiss your sleepy lips awake” he said, as his arms made their way around your waist to force you closer together. 

“I loved how your hair still looked amazing after you took that beanie off. I’m actually surprised you still have hair; you’d think the beanie had rubbed it all off from being on your head 24/7. You were so polite. You are literally the nicest stranger I’ve ever spoken to at a coffee shop at 7:30 am on a Wednesday”. you put your head up to give him a quick peck on the lips before returning to your comfy spot right above his heartbeat. 

“You are such a nerd, remembering every single detail about everything” he chuckled. “I remember thinking you were the most gorgeous girl I had ever seen… And I just had to talk to you. Now, I get to meet your lips before the coffee and not once have I regretted waking up next to you ” he whispered into your hair before giving your head a soft kiss. You couldn’t help but smile.

He always knew what to say, he always knew how to make you love him even more - you never thought it was possible, but every time he proved you wrong. Everytime he laughed, smiled, breathed.. You fell more in love with him. He made you the happiest girl in the world. 

Boy Meets Evil. . .

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

Part 1 :

Summary: She is toxic, but I love her. There’s no light at the end of the tunnel. I’m wielding a double edged sword. I’m drowning when I’m with her, but I’m short of breath without her. My future is sinking, but this sin is too sweet… it’s too evil.

A/n: I was inspired by BTS’ comeback: Wings. I just hope you enjoy this series and don’t judge me too hard because I never write these types of stories, but I really hope you enjoy. . xoxo, Anais

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I never knew I’d become this greedy, this sinful. Drowning in a love that pushes me further and further into an abyss. I lost sight of reality and abandoned it all… just to be with her. I was a fool to fall this deep, too bad, it was too sweet.

The flashing red light lit up my dark, humid room. 1:00 A.M. flickered in even intervals. It’s too early to be up right now, I thought as I rolled around in bed, trying to reposition myself. Breathe. Without hesitation, I closed my eyes and fell into a deep sleep. When I woke up the next morning, I was drenched in sweat. I threw off my shirt and headed to take a morning shower. The steam from the shower cleared my thoughts as the water released the stress from my aching muscles.

“Hey Hobi, come down and eat!” Jungkook yelled from the downstairs kitchen.

“I’ll be down in a bit!” I yelled back.

I got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around my waist. I left a trail of water leading to the sink to brush my teeth. Will I see her again today?, I thought as I gargled water and spit it out. After drying my hair, I threw some sweats on and made my way downstairs.

“Hyung! What took you so long, your breakfast is gonna get cold!” Jungkook barked.

“Haha, take it easy Kookie. It’s not like I’ll die from eating room temperature food.” I replied.

“Shit, it’s already 7:40! Hurry up, we gotta go!” he said, messily shoving his things in his backpack and running out the door.

Shortly after, I followed and bolted out the door, trying to catch up to Jungkook.

Breathing heavily, “Hah, ugh. We barely made it on time.” Jungkook said.

“Alright, catch ya later.” I said, waving to him as I walked in the direction of my first period.

While running into the classroom, I found her sitting in my seat. Looking as beautiful as ever, with her long velvety black hair that fell right above her waist. Her big, glistening eyes and long lashes. Her bright smile that could melt just about anyone’s heart. Her slim yet curvy body that had perfect proportions. What more could a man want?

I was interrupted by a pat on the shoulder.

“Yo, dude, you checking her out?” Namjoon whispered to me, holding in his laughter.

“Cut it out, man!” I said, blushing.

The bell rang and she left my seat. Damn, that could’ve been my chance to talk to her! I thought as I sat down. She sat diagonally from me, near the window. Her hair would blow in the wind and her perfume would coat the air with the sweet smell of cherry blossoms.

By the end of the period, I had no idea what was going on. I’ve been staring at her the entire time. Five more periods flew by instantly. I’ve really got to stop this if I want to get into that dancing school. Well at least it’s Friday. I can try to catch up over the weekend. I thought while getting out my phone to text Jungkook.

“Hey, since you’re going to stay after school today, I’m gonna head home first.”

“Sure, I’ll see you at home!” He replied.

After getting home and collapsing on my bed, I heard my phone buzz.

“Hey, one of my friends is throwing a party tomorrow and I wanted to know if you’d want to go. Also, I was told by him that the girl you’ve been crushing on is gonna be there.” Namjoon texted.

“Um, sure, but why are you going. You’re not the type to go to parties.” I replied.

“Haha, well I’ve been wanting to show off this new dance move! It’s called krumping. Have you heard of it?” He said eagerly.

“Everyone has, Namjoon. Well I’ll see you tomorrow then.”

I fell asleep that night, thinking of all the ways I could talk to her and all the ways she’d reply.  The next morning, I woke up to the smell of a warm meal, probably made by Jungkook. I quickly brushed my teeth, washed my face, and ran downstairs.

“Kookie! I’m not late today, hehe. I’m ready for your delicious meal. Y’know you’d make a perfect wife.” I said, grinning.

“Hyung, stop being so gross.” He said, pushing the plate to me.

After finishing the delicious food Jungkook made for me, I washed the dishes since it was the least I could do.

“Hey Kookie, do you have any plans today?” I said, while still washing the dishes.

“Um, I don’t think so Hyung. Why?” Jungkook said, curiously.

“Wanna go to a party with Namjoon and I tonight?” I said.

“Sure! Oh man, what should I wear? Will there be girls? Wait, but I can’t even talk to them.” Jungkook said as he walked into his room, not even looking at me.

~ . ~

*Later that day*

As Jungkook and I, were getting ready for the party, I got a text message from Namjoon. He told me the address and a place to meet. I decided to call an uber.

After a 15 minute drive…

Namjoon walked up to me and Jungkook and walked us into the house. It was dark, cramped and really warm. Jungkook found some of his friends, Taehyung and Jimin, and left me to wander around the house. As I was pushed into the kitchen by the crowd of dancing people surrounding Namjoon, I found her sitting on the counter alone.  Dude! This is your chance! Calm down…Breathe, I told myself. I mustered up the courage and walked toward her.

“H-hey, why are you alone?” I said nervously.

“Oh nothing much, I just had a bit too much to drink. I’m sobering up, that’s all.” She said, looking down at her cup.

I didn’t think she was the type to drink.

“U-uh so⎼” She jumped off the counter and stood right in front me, a bit too close actually.

“Come on, let’s dance.” She said, smiling.

She grabbed my hand and lead me to the living room, where Namjoon was krumping. She grabbed onto my neck and pulled me in close, just enough for our noses to touch. She must be wasted, why would she dance with a loser like me? I thought. I was thankful for the dim lights. I wouldn’t want her to see me blushing. Surprisingly, she was quite a good dancer. We danced together to the music and a crowd started forming around us. Our flow matched up perfectly and our bodies felt like they were synced up. It was like a dream.

“You’re not so bad.” She said, smirking.

“Same to you.” I chuckled.

We kept dancing til we were panting and covered in sweat. By the time we were done most people either left or passed out on the lawn. We went back into the kitchen to grab water and snacks.

“I had a really nice time with you today. We should do this again sometime. By the way what’s your name?” She said, smiling brightly.

“It’s Hosoek, Jung Hosoek.” I replied.

“I’m Kim Nari. Here’s my number. Text me!” She slipped me a small piece of paper.

She gave me a small hug and walked out with her friends. Best. Night. Ever.

“Dude, you and your ‘girlfriend’ totally took my crowd away.” Namjoon said.

“Sorry, I just got really into it, haha.” I said, remembering how great the dance session was.

I texted Jungkook and met with him outside. We climbed into the uber and went home.

I emptied my pockets in search of my house keys. Hmm that’s weird, my keys are gone and so is my wallet. I reached into my jacket pockets and frantically felt around, but couldn’t find anything.

“Did you lose your keys?” Jungkook said, waiting for me to open the door.

“Yeah, and my wallet… Sorry.” I said, apologetically.

“You probably had too much fun dancing with that girl and probably dropped it.” He said, rolling his eyes.

He lifted the mat, grabbing the spare set of keys, and opened the door. I went straight up to my room and pulled out my phone.

“Hey, it’s me, Hoseok. I had a really fun time. Do you want to meet up tomorrow to hang out or something?” I texted.

A couple minutes went by. Suddenly… *BZZZ. BZZZ.*

My jaw dropped. I couldn’t believe it. She sent me a picture of herself holding my keys and wallet.


To Be Continued… . :) 

hotness is a science; f1 edition

now for the completely useless shit-stirrer i’ve wanted to do for a long time: analysis why the drivers are attractive, if they’re pretty, and how are they pretty

going in number order and starting with everyone’s favourite teeth exhibition daniel ricciardo

Originally posted by myfourcade

is he pretty: HE IS NOW. the boy was a disaster when he was younger but now he’s a fucking fertility god. honey badger more like HONEY GALAXY EYES like dangggg what colour are they. can i look into them forever. also that nose, it’s weird and ridiculous but so cute and def the biggest fertility god trait (that we know of WHAT WHAT). also that mouth. everyone loves that mouth. you know those fountains that have statues that pee? how the statues are hot dudes on steroids? daniel ricciardo is a live version of that.

what shade of attractive: beautiful fertility god.

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what the signs would say to their kids

aries - “WE ARE NOT BUYING THIS TOY SO PLS PUT IT BACK OR I WILL LEAVE YOU IN WALMART”

taurus - “do you want lays or doritos ?? nvm imma get both”

gemini - “now remember honey be nice to kids at school and then we will plot their murder at home ok ?”

cancer - “OMFG YOUR KNEE GOT SCRAPED. WE NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL NOW. YOURE NEVER GOING OUTSIDE EVER AGAIN”

leo - “ugh stop hogging the mirror sweetie”

virgo - “i want your room to be perfect and clean in three seconds or you’re never going to see sunlight again”

libra - “don’t tell your mom/dad we’re doing this”

scorpio - “WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LOOKINg IN MY CLOSET ?! NOW I HAVE TO HIDE THE DEAD BODIES SOMEWHERE ELSE”

saggitarius - “here sweetie study this calculus book while i make spaghetti”

capricorn - “WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SUMMONING KIDS TO SATAN ?!? ONLY WHEN THEIR PARENTS ARENT THERE”

aquarius - “would you like to go alien hunting or big-foot hunting ?”

pisces - “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I JUST WANNA EAT YOU UP”

anonymous asked:

"Why are you trying so hard to change? You’re so much better as yourself” Angst for Taehyung of bts? 💞

You poked at your flaws, and prodded at what you thought was wrong. You didn’t like what you saw, you saw something horrid and nightmare inducing.

Everyday you stared at models in magazines, or actresses/ actors in shows or movies. you envied how they looked so perfect and you wished to be like them, no, you wanted to be them.

“Ugh, i would kill for a body like that” You muttered, not quite aware that Taehyung was stood behind you overhearing everything you just said.

“A body like what?” you jumped.

“Tae! you scared me” you whined, he kissed your nose and smiled, though it faltered slightly.

you both walked around, window shopping and stopped for some chocolate cream coolers that you both adore so much. Except you didnt order one.

“Y/N? How come you didn’t want one?” he said inbetween sips.

“I’m trying to watch my figure” You said without a thought. you heard no further comment from him. He was quiet the entire you were out.

when you both got home and were sat waiting for your show to start, you saw the model you admire most appear on the television. “I wish i was like them, they’re gorgeous” you could hear yourself gush with such admiration.

“I think you’re gorgeous” he kissed you temple softly.

“Are you blind tae? Have you not seen them? they’re perfection” you were to wrapped up in your admiration to realise that Taehyung was putting on his shoes, and his coat.

“I think i’m going to go” he muttered quietly. you grabbed his hand and pulled him back down onto the couch, “What’s wrong?” you asked, not clear about what had happened.

“It’s nothing, I’m just not feeling well” you could sense that it was more than that.

“it’s not that at all, what’s actually wrong tae?” you spoke with your voice light, hiding the fact that you were a little scared.

“You really want to know?” he asked. you nodded your head.

“Why are you trying so hard to change? You’re so much better as yourself” Taehyungs tone was sharp, it was nothing you were used to. you were used to his playful and kid like aura, but this, this was scaring you.

“What do you mean?” you voice remained quiet, while you watched the emotions cross over his face.

“you mean you honestly don’t see what you’re doing?” you just stared blankly at him. he sighed heavily.

“All day you have been saying how you’re watching your figure, or you wish you were this person or that person” he pointed to the television, your head followed.

“You don’t need to change Y/N. Why you want to change is beyond me, you’re beautiful now, you’re beautiful tomorrow and you’ll be beautiful when you’re old. You don’t need to look like them, you don’t need to look like anyone but yourself because it’s you that i love, not them” he sighed again, you couldn’t count on your hands how many times he had sighed at you.

“but i’m not beautiful. I’m plain, I’m ordinary. I’m not vibrantly breath taking.” you stopped.

“I’m just me” You softly uttered in hope of him not hearing you. but he did.

he grabbed you and squeezed you against his chest and kept you there.

“You are beautiful, you are breath taking and you are mine. Nothing makes me happier than to see you smiling or seeing you in your natural state. You’re completely stunning and the fact that you cannot see this, it hurts me more than you’ll know” He breathed.

“I’ve had to stare down guys so they wouldn’t approach you, i had to stop Jimin from stealing you away from me and i had to stop myself from falling too madly in love with you after the first month we dated. I didn’t want to scare you off, but it’s been a year now so listen up.” he took a deep breath and you just sat ther with wide eyes.

“don’t ever say that you want to be someone else. I understand that you may not be happy with yourself, this just makes it my mission to make you feel as beautiful as you are, and its going to be hard because you are so god damn gorgeous” He winked at you and you blushed.

“Seriously though Y/N, don’t try  to change yourself. you’re unique and you’re an individual with so many qualities that i’m sure many other people don’t have” he let you go and kissed your forehead.

“If you can’t love yourself for yourself, then love yourself for me” he smiled squarely.

drabbles are open and let me know if this ok or not, i am more than happy to tweek it or change it. thank you for reading! feedback welcome.