Harry Potter and the Cock Blocker
- Harry: You must be really good at Potions.
- Draco: *flips through a magazine* Obviously.
- Harry: It's not my best class.
- Draco: *flips through the next page* Oh? Never would've guessed it.
- Harry: well, you can't blame me. I can't help it if every time I think of your wand, I spill my potions.
- Draco: *stops what he's doing and faces Harry* Is this another one of your weird verbal attempts to arouse me, Potter?
- Harry: *looks at Draco with a glint in his eyes* Why? Is it working?
- Draco: You're failing miserably. Just like Potions.