ugh why cant my eyes do that

Harry Potter and the Cock Blocker
  • Harry: You must be really good at Potions.
  • Draco: *flips through a magazine* Obviously.
  • Harry: It's not my best class.
  • Draco: *flips through the next page* Oh? Never would've guessed it.
  • Harry: well, you can't blame me. I can't help it if every time I think of your wand, I spill my potions.
  • Draco: *stops what he's doing and faces Harry* Is this another one of your weird verbal attempts to arouse me, Potter?
  • Harry: *looks at Draco with a glint in his eyes* Why? Is it working?
  • Draco: You're failing miserably. Just like Potions.
  • me: there are no stupid questions!!!
  • someone: "WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARE ABOUT /WOMEN/ AND, UGH, A TEENAGE /GIRL/, AND NOT THESE INCREDIBLY MASCULINE BUFF MANDALORIANS WHO ARE ALL MEN AND LEAD THEIR PEOPLE TO ANNIHILATION AND ONLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT AND FUCK AND ARE THE REAL MEANING OF BADASS?"
  • me: except that one. that one is a stupid fucking question. never open your mouth again.

anonymous asked:

random favorite moment of preath/kellex? (one for each)

NICE ok well for preath I really love this moment from a year ago when the gals were on good morning america right before the world cup started, and it was Tobin’s b-day and Christen looked around for Tobs and said Happy Birthday with the most hearty heart eyes ever <3

(like gross honestly who allowed them to be that cute)

then UGH for kellex there are so many random favorite moments, but I love when they almost score a goal together (which happens surprisingly often) and they get these dorky smiles on their face like “dammit that was almost a kellexgoal™️

I’m not really sure if these are random but hope this answered your question lol! ❤️

NORTHBOUND

the way Henry marches in LIKE OKAY I AM GOING TO DO THIS is just beautiful and I may have a had a tear or two in my eye and I am very pleased. And Henry’s smile is PURFECT OKAY FIGHT ME IF YOU DISAGREE. And Catherine’s I can’t believe I am so lucky face is so cute and Henry has the same expression and UGH SO CUTE I CANT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT

Thanks now I want cake and someone to cry with me.