ugh why can't someone look at me like that

OK BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK HARRY LOOKS FUCKING HOT WHEN HE WHISTLES?!

I CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO ENJOYS THIS SO MUCH AND WATCHES VIDEOS OF HIM WHISTLING CAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING HOT IDK WHY SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT THISSSS

LOOK. AT. IT.

Hangover = Trouble
  • Morning after Snotlout's big birthday party.
  • Astrid opens heavy eyes to find herself lying on the floor. Red, silver, blue, and black balloons floating around or against the ceiling. Empty red cups and cake leftovers filled every visible table or corner. Confetti strings scattered all around the floors and furniture.
  • Astrid's thoughts: The hell happened last night?
  • Hiccup: Mmmnnn...
  • Astrid's head turns to find Hiccup lying next to her. Shirtless.
  • Astrid: Hiccup?
  • Hiccup frowns and moans in discomfort as he slams a hand on his face and runs it back through his hair. Finally opens eyes, pushes himself up by the elbows and looks around.
  • Hiccup: Looks like a tornado took over.
  • Astrid: Why are you shirtless?
  • Hiccup: Why are you wearing my shirt?
  • Astrid: What?!
  • Astrid sits up and realizes she was wearing Hiccup's shirt. Peeking under it, she only saw her bra and jeans.
  • Astrid: Where is my blouse?!
  • Hiccup: Don't ask me, I can barely remember how we got here.
  • Ruffnut(groans from under the dining table): Would you two keep it down?
  • Tuffnut(growls from the kitchen floor): Ugh, I feel like someone stuck something up my ass. Can't feel my limbs.
  • Snotlout(giggles from the couch): Best. Party. Ever. Seriously we need to repeat this. Especially that game we played with the bottle, what was it? Spin the bottle? Yeah, that one.
  • Hiccup(gulps down whatever is in his stomach that wants to come back out): This is bad...
  • Fishlegs(coming down from the stairs. Sober): Very. You all need a cold shower and lots of broth to clear up your thoughts.
  • Hiccup(points at him): You look like you remember every detail. Speak up.
  • Astrid: Please tell me Hiccup and I didn't.......you know.
  • Fishlegs: Didn't what?
  • Hiccup: Didn't do.....
  • Fishlegs: Didn't do...?
  • Astrid: Arg, for Thor's sake tell us we didn't have sex at the party!!!
  • Everyone: ............
  • Fishlegs: You didn't.
  • Astrid and Hiccup sigh in relief at the same time.
  • Astrid: Then why am I wearing his shirt?
  • Fishlegs: You were upset because of something I'm not so quite sure of and drank excessively.
  • Hiccup: Ah, now I think I remember... You stained your blouse with vomit so I gave you mine.
  • Fishlegs: Exactly. Oh, and Astrid? Your dad's been calling you nonstop.
  • Astrid(troubled): Ugh, daddy's going to kill me...I'm out of here.
  • Hiccup: Wait, take me with you.
  • Astrid: First we have to get you a jacket or something. You're not going anywhere like that, Hiccup.
  • Hiccup: Where are you going to get a jacket from?
  • Astrid: Snotlout's closet.
  • Hiccup: Astrid, I'm fine. Really.
  • Astrid: Hiccup, it's cold outside.
  • Hiccup: But we're just ten minutes from my house.
  • Astrid: Not a chance.
  • After searching through Snotlout's closet for a nice jacket, Astrid went back down to meet Hiccup at the front porch and offered to slide the jacket up his arms.
  • Hiccup: Thank you, milady.
Rewatching Rogercop

Mylène is smol and cute and her feet don’t reach the ground

Everything on Mme Bustier’s computer seems to be wireless. Is it even connected to anything?

I love how 90% of the class is laughing at Marinette’s clumsiness, like guys this girl saves your lives on a regular basis

Okay even Marinette was lowkey laughing (also there is a croissant on her head)

Ooh they actually animated Tom’s arm hair

Nathanaël must have really good eyesight considering he sits at the back of class yet drew the bracelet so well

Justin Extra, don’t think I didn’t see you there… skipping school

Mendeleiev’s shirt is so cool and nerdy omg

Well of course my tomato son doesn’t want Marinette looking in his bag… all those Nathanette comics are in there… :))) (Also Rose is 30000% done)

Juleka needs a medal or something, she always stays out of the class drama (and also is still the only student to ever change clothes sometimes)

Same

ANGRY CLASSMATES (Alix looks like she’s gonna punch someone tbh)

“Ugh… these darn akumas always ruining my school… why me…”

RIP Ladybug

The mayor casually has this miniature version of Paris in his office

So like… do Ladybug and Chat Noir have some kind of hyperspace where they store the objects they were carrying when they transformed?

Okay I know these are actually error messages but ngl it looks like Rogercop’s swearing

  • me : i am not emotional i don't cry over people or breakups lmao why would you cry over that and im not suicidal
  • otp : either breaks up or finally gets together or just isn't canon
  • me, sobbing : loOK NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY I HAVE FEELINGS OKAY WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS WHAT DID I EVER DO WRONG UGH SOMEONE JUST DRIVE A KNIFE THROUGH MY BODY AND END MY SUFFERING I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I AM IN PAIN MY HEART IS IN PAIN STOP IT
signs as weird things i hear at school
  • aries: i wish i could shove everything up my vagina and in my bra
  • taurus: my parents were home so i couldn't practice wall-twerking
  • gemini: i'm so hot people think i'm untouchable, ugh, someone hook up with me ??
  • cancer: my mom told my grandma i got uglier. rude.
  • leo: i wanna fuck all the hot teachers at school but i can't
  • virgo: i'll hook up with people if they gave me homework
  • libra: my dad told me not to touch mushrooms because some are poisonous. is it just cuz some mushrooms give you hallucinations?
  • scorpio: did you know if you take a bath in the dark, it'll feel like you're in the womb?
  • sagittarius: my female neighbor looks identical to harry styles
  • capricorn: if feminism is equality for both genders, why isn't it called equalinism? duh
  • aquarius: what if our ideas of religion are actually aliens who are more advanced than we are controlling us?
  • pisces: this pizza is crustier than that hoe's vagina
Don't cry
  • Some ships are never noticed, and they tend to like it that way. Sometimes.
  • Sasuhina: *The sound soft sobbing echo through the empty halls* -Or so though the little ship, before someone approach them slowly.Narusasu: S-sasuhina?
  • Sasuhina: ee! Please don't h-hit me!
  • Narusasu: wow!! Wait- no one here to hurt youNarusasu said, he couldn't see the ship very well. They had themselves curled up into a ball behind a stair case. Tear stained face starred at him, he could tell chucks of her hair had been cut.
  • Narusasu: Sasuhina. .who did this to you?
  • Sasuhina: *sniff* n-no one its my fualt anyway-
  • Narusasu: excuse me- how is you getting beat up your fault?
  • Sasuhina: cause- cause. . .
  • Narusasu: just because your labeled a crack ship doesn't mean shit!
  • Sasuhina: it doesn't matter- people didn't notice me before.
  • Sasuhina: i was fine unti- until-
  • Narusasu: until the movie *sasuhina nodded her head*
  • Narusasu: come on, people still like sakuhina-
  • Sasuhina: i'm not as pretty. .
  • Narusasu: sasuhina, you are pretty
  • Sasuhina: . . . . .
  • Narusasu: sasuhina, have you told your sister, naruhina?
  • sasuhina: N-no
  • Narusasu: what! Why not!
  • Sasuhina: she's been busy with. . Things, i can't bug her. *narusasu ran his hand over his face. *
  • Narusasu: you need to tell someone. . .what about nejihina? *Sasuhina eyes widen in fear*
  • Sasuhina: You can't tell nejihina!
  • Narusasu: wo- and why not?
  • sasuhina: Because they are already fighting against a lot.. .they don't need me they only see me as a burden. . .
  • Narusasu: i doubt they see you like that
  • Sasuhina: . . . . .
  • Narusasu: . . . I bet, they worry about you from a far ya know
  • Sasuhina: no. . .*they said lowering their eyes* -Narusasu was running into brick walls everywhere. He had a lot he wanted to say but couldn't put them into words.*
  • Narusasu: . . .ugh fuck it!
  • Sasuhina: . . .? *2 days later*
  • ShikaTema: when did you start hanging around sasuhina?*narusasu look over at the bandaged up ship tucked under his arm.*
  • Narusasu: Eh who knows, their cute tho right like a little chipmunk.
  • Shikatema: Don't let nejihina see you he'll nail you in the chest.
  • Narusasu: an they call me the over protective one- how have they been holding up?
  • Shikatema: They are dodging bullshit left and right.
  • Me: I'm so excited to make this project. It's the perfect material, I love the pattern, I'm confident with all these skills, it's going to be amazing.
  • Me, a month later: Well, this came out...okay. I guess. Except for this problem, and this one, and this one - *wears the thing once, stuffs it in the back of my closet*
  • Me, a year later: Ugh, I suppose I could try wearing this failure of a- oh. This actually looks pretty good. I could have been wearing it for a whole year. Oh. Huh.

anonymous asked:

Do we have to start this discussion about why daenerys wouldn't be pale after being in a desert for a year (as described by GRRM himself) or are we just going to ignore the racist comments? I literally just saw someone say "This is the most accurate daenerys I've seen! Too bad her skin tone is so off." I can't ugh

I feel like living in the south has desensitized me to such blatant discrimination tbh, I’m just disappointed that there are still people who will devalue your existance because of the color of your skin O.o

let’s see how pale and beautiful they look after getting set on fire for being a bigot though