ugh whatever you cant stop me

Jealous Tao be like
  • Tao: Kris
  • Tao: oh my god
  • Tao: Who's that bitch who picks up your phone
  • Kris: ????
  • Tao: I know you aint cheatin' on me...right?
  • Kris: ???????????????
  • Tao: Stop playin who is that hoe who picks up your phone
  • Tao: she be like 'kris cant pick up the phone right now please leave a message'
  • Tao: Ugh...hate her
  • Kris: ....
  • Kris: the fuck
  • Kris: YOU MEAN MY VOICE MAIL?
  • Tao: whatever
  • Tao: you better not have a side bitch
  • Tao: I aint stupid

Screw all the extensive NH and SS development in the past! Kishi has obviously decided which couples will be canon by now. The last chapters implied one-sided NS and SK, so it definitely means they’re endgame now! Here’s why:

  • The reason why Sakura thinks of Naruto’s dreams while she is healing him is because she’s totally in love with him, not because he’s her close friend and a source of inspiration for several other people. Can’t you see the love in her eyes as she gives him CPR!?
  • Naruto doesn’t give a heck for Hinata. She’s just an useless secondary character and he’d never ever see her as anything more, no matter how much she seems to love him. He only has eyes for Sakura – his entire character revolves around that sole fact, after all!
  • Sasuke saying “Karin… you saved me” is much more significant than when he actually said “Sakura… thank you.” Like that pink-haired chick was ever precious to him! Pffft.
  • Karin is a serious character and her feelings for Sasuke drastically changed and are now genuine, not shallow – even though, a few hours ago (manga time), she literally said being stabbed by him had felt good, and then thought of licking him all over in the middle of a world war. She’s just more open with her sexuality than others, give her a rest!
  • Sakura should totally fall for Naruto and send Sasuke to hell, because Naruto treats her better, so he deserves her – because people definitely do choose who to love, so she can just switch her feelings and that’s it!
  • It doesn’t matter that Sasuke smirked at Sakura, or explained himself to Sakura, or didn’t hesitate to save Sakura, because he’s sooo in love with another girl he barely knows/cares about, right?!

See? It makes sense. So much sense. So, SS and NH shippers, it’s time for you to open your eyes and give up!

*sarcastic mode off*