ugh what the hell time

tb to like 8th grade with my favorite duo

they’re still my favorite duo i love them


I have no idea how to do my math homework and I’m panicking pls send help and someone to take away all my books I keep reading them when i should be doing my hw


three playlists for Danny Phantom


Appels + Oranjes the Smashing Pumpkins | You Gotta Be Des’ree | You’re a Wolf Sea Wolf | Radioactive in the Dark Fall Out Boy/Imagine Dragons | Scab and Plaster Marina and the Diamonds | No Idea How Bike for Three! | Behind Blue Eyes Limp Bizkit | Revolving Doors Gorillaz | A World Alone Lorde | Ghosts Dirty Vegas | I’m Not Your Hero Tegan and Sara | Counting Stars OneRepublic | Happy Phantom Tori Amos | You Got the Power Ten Bears | You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid the Offspring | Dope Crunk Beats Antique



Shut the F Up, Boy (the declaration of Rosey Gunz) Nikki Lynette | Little Secrets Passion Pit | Hang With Me Robyn | Team Lorde | One-Trick Pony Nelly Furtado/the Kronos Quartet | Smoke and Mirrors Gotye | When I Grow Up [Funkagenda + Paul Thomas Remix] Fever Ray | O.K. Ani Difranco | So Jealous Tegan and Sara | Feeling This Blink-182 | Burnlight Muse; Linkin Park | Best Wrecking Ball Ever One Direction vs Miley Cyrus | Indestructible Robyn | Buzzcut Season Lorde | Both Hands Ani Difranco | Roustabout (Bassnectar Remix) Beats Antique



Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega | Lucky Suit & Tie Justin Timberlake x Daft Punk | All Men Are Pigs Studio Killers | Computer Guy Savlonic | Shining Highway Mattias Haggstrom Gerdt | GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) Eric “Jit” Scheele | Rolled Lemon Jelly | Walk Like An Egyptian The Bangles | Easy Way Out Gotye | Digital Love Daft Punk | Sonic the Hedgehog Drowning My Lives Away OC ReMix halc | Superfast Jellyfish (Feat. Gruff Rhys and De La Soul) Gorillaz | Fembot Robyn | Silent Line: Armored Core Morning, Thinker OC ReMix Another Soundscape, DragonAvenger | San Francisco the Mowgli’s | Egyptic Beats Antique


Let Me Go (Part 1/?) (Avengers x reader)

Request:  dizzy-and-dead said:The reader wants to get out of ‘the life’ and disappears the team goes crazy finding you. Tony hacks everyone, Natasha pulls in all her contacts, Steve is being Steve, Wanda was the reader’s best friend as was Natasha thanks :)

Getting out of the tower unnoticed was going to be a bit of a challenge.  Between FRIDAY being a snitch that you couldn’t reprogram, and Tony never sleeping, there was always someone on the lookout.  But you were determined and you were just going to have to take your chances.

As you threw your clothes into your suitcase, the memories of the mission earlier that day kept playing over and over in your head like a bad movie.  It was the most violent and bloody mission that you had been on as an Avenger, and no one came home without battle scars.  You weren’t sure how you would survive with these images inside of you, seeing the lifeless bodies of all ages surrounding you, unable to stop it from happening, but you knew that being here would make it that much harder. Living in the tower would make it a daily reminder of what you had been a part of.

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Twelve Years Later

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Best Friend 

Summary: You and Sehun were both in an orphanage and you two were best friends. Sehun gets adopted by a rich family and leaves you behind. Twelve years later, you both meet again but this time, you hate Sehun for leaving and forgetting you.

Word Count: 3,603

“Do you pinky promise that we’re going to be best friends forever?” you asked innocently.

“Of course!”  

“But what if we get separated?”

Sehun looked at you with a face as serious as ever.

“Do you trust me ____?”

You didn’t even hesitate before nodding your head.

“If we ever get separated, I promise I’ll come and find you. We’ll run away together and we’ll work. Once we have enough money, we’ll start a family.”

Sehun was two years older than you were. Although he was only ten, it seems as if he knew exactly what he was talking about. Where are we going to run away to? How do you start a family? Though there were many things you didn’t understand, his eyes gave you reassurance. It soothed your silly little eight year old heart.

You smiled and stuck out your pinky finger.

“It’s not official until you seal the deal with a pinky promise.”

Sehun smiled and nodded his head.

“Now, it’s official.”

Everything was perfect and wonderful. You didn’t care if you didn’t have a family. You had Sehun. Sadly, beautiful moments always gets cut short in your life. In just a week, the smiles on your face disappeared. They were replaced with sleepless nights and endless streams of tears.

“Where’s Sehun?”

“Oh Sweetie… He’s not going to be here anymore…”

“Why not? Where did he go? I have to go find him!”

“Sweetie, he left with his new family… But don’t worry! Real soon you’ll have a real family too.”

Your heart pounded. You didn’t need a family. You need Sehun.  As you ran to the window, you watched the black car take away your best friend.

“Sehun! Sehun!” you screamed as you pounded the window.

“___, sweetie, you need to calm down.”

No matter who tried to comfort you, you refused to leave the window.

I’ll just wait for him here. He’ll be back. I know he will. He promised. He pinky promised, and he never broke a pinky promise before.

You waited and waited but you saw no sign of Sehun.






Three-Hundred Sixty Five Days have passed but he never showed up.

Everyday you waited by the window, like a silly little fool.  

Even on the day you got adopted, you never gave up. That day, you remained by the window.

“____, it’s time to go.”

You looked through the window one last time before leaving. Of course he didn’t come stupid girl. As you left the orphanage, your faith in Sehun died. From that day on, you trusted no one. Even though you were only eight, you were old enough to understand that he lied to you. Nothing has hurt more than abandonment.    

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This was fun

Request: So let me tell you first that I love your writing. ❤ Two I hope you have a good trip and hat you enjoy it and three imagine the reader is sick and somehow Joker got wrangled into helping her get better, bc why not. Have a little ooc fluff. By anonymous.

Words Count: 619

Warnings: Gun, fluff.

You walked through your house. You were having headaches and stomachaches. You were sick.

You hear a strange sound coming from your room. You walk to the door and slowly open it.

“If you scream I’ll blow you brains out.” The man whispers and he points a gun at your head. “I need a place to hide.”

“I won’t…” But you were cut of by you needing to cough. Ugh perfect timing.

“Wow, what the hell happened to you.” He looks at you, you look horrible. Red puffy eyes, pale white skin and you look like you could puke anytime.

You now just realize who the man in front of you is. The Joker.

You look scared at him. “P-please don’t hurt me.” You say softly.

“Oh please! You’re sick, if you don’t sit down soon you’re going to faint.” He smirks.

“Come, let me help you.” The Joker picks you up bridal style and lays you down on your couch. “Do you have like, tea or something?” He asks.

You just keep staring, he was helping you? What the hell!? You look confused as hell.

“I’m probably going to be here all night uh… What’s your name darling?”

“My name is (Y/N)” You reply.

“Well (Y/N), the police is looking for me so I have to stay low. Now where is the tea?” He says.

“It’s in the cabin on you right.”

“Ahh! There it is.” The Joker starts to make tea.

You chuckle, the Joker was making you tea. This day couldn’t get any weirder now.

“So, nice house.” He says, trying to start a conversation.

“Yeah, thanks.”

The Joker walks up to you and gives you the tea. “You have any movies?” He asks.

“I have Netflix.”

“Netflix it is!” He smiles at you.

The Joker starts to go through some movies.

“Joker? Why is the police looking for you?” You ask him.

“Call me Mr. J. Well, as you probably know I don’t go to prison. The police puts me in Arkham Asylum and I escaped that shit hole. That’s why.” The Joker says still searching for a movie.

You get a bit scared, he could hurt you any moment.

“I’m not going to hurt you (Y/N).” He says seriously.

“Why should I believe you?” You ask him,

“I don’t know and I don’t care. Look!” He points at the movie, The Human Centipede and he starts the trailer.

You are getting gag reflexes as you watch it and the Joker quickly turns it off. “Okay, maybe no movie then.” You both start to laugh. “Let’s talk? Do something fun.” He smiles

“Uhm, what’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?” He asks

“Uhm, I dunno”

“Come on! Think.”

“A week ago I was on a date and the guy started to sing about me, don’t ask me why, but in the process he spilled his drink on me.” You laugh.

“What a jerk!” He laughs

“Have you ever done something so stupid that you regret it the second after you’ve done it.” You ask the Joker.

“All the time, but I just don’t regret it. You?” He smiles at you.

“I wanted to jump over my couch… Well I fell.” You laugh and the also Joker starts to laugh.

“This is fun!” You smile.

You start to yawn. It was late at night so you started to get tired.

“Come, I’ll bring you to your bed. I have to leave soon.” And the Joker picks you up again. He brings you to your room and lays you down.

“This was fun. Thanks Mista’ J” You to him.

“Yes it was.” He smiles as he kisses your forehead. Then he disappears out the window.

I’m actually livid after that episode. My expectations were at rock bottom and they somehow made it worse.

There was so much potential with the AU concept and they literally picked all the worst possible elements and went with that. 

Hold the hell on. Wait just a fucking minute. Are we all just gonna forget about the blonde beauty comment? Lucas did and does in fact think Maya is beautiful. And then were just gonna dismiss it? Bullshit! And you’re just gonna look me in the eye and say that Lucas likes Riley? And has no feelings for Maya whatsoever? Get the fuck outta here!

I just like how that Time article about millennials doesn’t even use valid statistics to back up its claims 

  • 40% of millennials live with their parents??? oh nO it’s not like we’re in a recESSION or anythING
  • 30% of millennials feel their workplaces are obligated to give them a raise/promotion every 2 years regardless of talent??? woW 30% no waY that means a small group of people are idiOTS LET’s juST BLAME THE ENtiRE genERATION