ugh what a fail

Fight to the Death (Jefferson x Reader)

Words: 1300+

Warnings: A LOT of cussing, james being extra salty

Request: Pasta battle between Jefferson and the reader (This stupid thing is still in my mind XD ) @sorry-but-no-sorry

A/N: dude i think i did this eh but here you go~~~

You and Thomas Jefferson were always competing with one other, whether it be grades, sports, who eats faster, and so on. He was your best friend and your roommate. All of your other friends disagreed with the arrangement, but both of you thought it was fine. Besides the fact that he constantly occupied the bathroom.

“How long does it take to shower and get dressed?” You yelled, pounding your fist on the wooden door. You heard a laugh, and a blow dryer start. “Come on! I have to use the bathroom!”

“You should have woken up earlier.” He said. You looked down at your watch.

It was five in the morning.

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anonymous asked:

Mhh english isn't my first language, that's why it sounded bad. What I wanted to know was if you know as truth stuff average people consider just rumours (not only larry related). Sorry

Hi! Oh, I get it now! Don’t worry at all about your English, the sentence was just a little upside down and I wasn’t sure what you exactly wanted to know. Pardon! :)

And yes, I do. I’m no one in the industry and yet I do (there must be so so many juicy/dark/hot/delicate info Big People know that I don’t even dream about). It’s that kind of general knowledge, that tacit agreement that certain things are spread in places from where they just won’t get out.

It happens to me so often that I talk to my sisters or even Angela here, or Jen or Cris, end I come up with a statement that is obvious to me and a complete news to them or like you say, something I know for a fact, but is just a rumour outside certain circles. I make a lot of confusion, more often than not, beetween what’s public and what’s private (except for the really important things, of course, that I know how to preserve, i’m no stupid!). 


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I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

How to save a life by  justlikegravity

Walking through the sea of people grinding against each other wasn’t easy. Kyungsoo had a hard time trying to not bump into everyone while he goes to the bar to get a drink. This kind of clubs is pretty frequented by horny men who are craving for a fuck. It’s funny because things like that are illegal in the country, but no one monitors it so therefore they don’t have eyes to report the underage girls dressed in promiscuous outfits or the dancers that usually attend to special clients backstage. The world is so mad and Kyungsoo would like to do something about it, but he is just a human against humanity and there’s no way in the hell he could save the life of all the boys and girls who sell their bodies for money.

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reading: entanglements

Yes, this is a reading of one of my fics. :o

I did it! Yeah I know, I can’t believe it myself! :’D

As a thankyou for 5k+ followers, I decided to do a reading of one of my fics a while back, and the one that was requested most was entanglements. So here you go!:)

Unfortunately it is only about half the fic because the file would have been to big otherwise!:/ But if, for any weird reason, you actually like this kinda thing, I could record the second part of it if you want to.

It turned out just as horrible as I expected it would. *cries* So please excuse my horrible voice, accent and reading in general. I hope you still somehow enjoy this! ;3;

now we know for sure that boruto worked hard to create a rasengan and sasuke’s like ‘mm yeah not good enough’ so he resorts to cheating. because he’s a prodigy and everything comes naturally to him and when he was given this difficult task, he was confident that he could do it, actually tried and worked hard for it but still failed. and as a result he became incredibly insecure.

he never doubted himself at the beginning but when it happened and he did fail, he began to doubt himself and wasn’t willing to try it again. boruto just wants the easy way out because he’s afraid of failure. and personally that’s something i can relate to SO much. it’s very realistic.

also i loved the premiere but these people tweeting jen and making this coffee thing into something which it most DECIDEDLY is not are a disgrace to the fandom and i don’t even care about saying it out loud. this “colifer” shit is gross as hell and is hurting the people we love and who play our otp. if it gets worse, i wouldn’t blame them for removing from social media entirely. the fact that sweet angel jmo even had to make that tweet is not okay. NOT. OKAY.