ugh u need to stop

anonymous asked:

i used to be a kat girl but dom just keeps on getting hotter. ugh. she needs to stop.

why yall gotta choose when u could live ur best life and not choose

OK FIRST OF ALL MY BODY IS STILL HASNT RECOVERED FROM CHANGE UP SO DONT FUKN TOUCH ME!!!!!BUT MINGYU TOTALLY DID THAT LIKE UGHHH WOOZI WATCH OUT FOR UR ASS BC MINGYU IS BOUT TO STEAL YA JOB UHMMM DEM VOCAAALS AND PLEASE OMFG VERNON WHAT U DO WITH THAT CUTE ASS OVERALLS OMFG AND WONWOWOWOWOW THAT DEEP ASS MARIANA TRENCH VOICE LIKE NOBODY ASKED YOU TO DO THAT BUT THANK YOU ANYWAYS MY BODY HAS BEEN CLEANSED!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK CUPZ U NEED TO STOP BOI YOU UGH IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR PERKY BUBBLE BUTT UP U LIL SHIT UGH WHO LET HIM WEAR A V NECK WHO LET HIS BE THAT SENSUAL WHO LET HIM OWN MY ASS MY DEAR LORD WHY DOES THIS MAN TRY TO DESTROY MY LIFE????? NOBODY SHOULD BE VIOLATED ON SUNDAY

chill friend bros holding hands platonically

you were only three rows in front of me but i could smell your cologne and the freshly mowed grass from the night i snuck out
and its like i could feel your hands on my thighs and your breath on my neck and the constant hurt of not being as important as you let me believe i was
—  3 rows was enough to remember a year

Screw all the extensive NH and SS development in the past! Kishi has obviously decided which couples will be canon by now. The last chapters implied one-sided NS and SK, so it definitely means they’re endgame now! Here’s why:

  • The reason why Sakura thinks of Naruto’s dreams while she is healing him is because she’s totally in love with him, not because he’s her close friend and a source of inspiration for several other people. Can’t you see the love in her eyes as she gives him CPR!?
  • Naruto doesn’t give a heck for Hinata. She’s just an useless secondary character and he’d never ever see her as anything more, no matter how much she seems to love him. He only has eyes for Sakura – his entire character revolves around that sole fact, after all!
  • Sasuke saying “Karin… you saved me” is much more significant than when he actually said “Sakura… thank you.” Like that pink-haired chick was ever precious to him! Pffft.
  • Karin is a serious character and her feelings for Sasuke drastically changed and are now genuine, not shallow – even though, a few hours ago (manga time), she literally said being stabbed by him had felt good, and then thought of licking him all over in the middle of a world war. She’s just more open with her sexuality than others, give her a rest!
  • Sakura should totally fall for Naruto and send Sasuke to hell, because Naruto treats her better, so he deserves her – because people definitely do choose who to love, so she can just switch her feelings and that’s it!
  • It doesn’t matter that Sasuke smirked at Sakura, or explained himself to Sakura, or didn’t hesitate to save Sakura, because he’s sooo in love with another girl he barely knows/cares about, right?!

See? It makes sense. So much sense. So, SS and NH shippers, it’s time for you to open your eyes and give up!

*sarcastic mode off*