ugh this show gives me feelings

Starters | Heroes & Villains


“You’re not getting away this time!”

“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”

“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”

“You’re a monster.”

“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”

“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”

“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”

“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”

“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”

“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”

“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”


“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”

“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”

“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”

“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”

“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”

“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”

“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”

“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”

“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”

“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”

“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”

“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”

“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”

anonymous asked:

Emma I don't know about you but I'm about 1000% certain that Derek Hale and Newt Scamander are related, when he was tiny he used to stare wide-eyed up at Uncle Newt who he admired more than anyone, he was so proud to be sorted into Hufflepuff even though the rest of the Hales were usually Gryffindors because UNCLE NEWT IS A HUFFLEPUFF, Derek went into magical creature studies like his beloved uncle and just like Newt he has an insane way with animals that impresses the BLOODY HELL out of 1/?

Stiles, a Slytherin who happens to be cultivating some rare herb somewhere years after graduation for his apothecary and gets approached by a Hippogriff, only for Derek to be nearby and be like “Oh no THAT HIPPOGRIFF MIGHT GET HURT!” and run to the aid of the animal, Stiles is always offended about how hard their kids laugh when he tells the story about how he and Papa met because Papa cared about a bird more than him (Newt, somewhere I’m sure, is equally amused).

The image of Derek trying to save the Hippogriff is priceless. Poor Stiles, he was probably very excited that a handsome young boy - oh wait, make that the handsomest young boy, now all man, from his school days - was running towards him, to save him (”not that I needed saving, BUT A GUY HAS DREAMS!”) and instead, he got knocked out of the way and watched, a little outraged, from the ground as Derek cooed and bowed to the Hippogriff. 

What if it had tried to kill me???

Shhh, you’re scaring him.


Stop being so dramatic. I swear to Merlin, you Slytherins…


(Derek Hale was totally that kid at Hogwarts who hung out with Hagrid, wanting to feed the magical creatures and pet them, I’m sure. I mean, like, Derek Hale could have been on the Quidditch team (he could definitely show off when he wanted to) and he certainly looked like he wasn’t afraid to curse you something awful when you annoyed him, but in reality? Softest. Gentlest. Dork. To. Ever. Dork. But also, perhaps, werewolf!Derek at Hogwarts who feels like an outsider and is afraid to get close to people because while Hogwarts is progressing, they still have a long way to go when it comes to werewolf rights. And so, Derek makes friends with the magical creatures, finding peace with them, a place without judgement, reading aloud to them and writing his Uncle Newt whenever he feels lonely.)

Also though. Now I need kid!Derek staring up at his Uncle Newt in awe because Uncle Newt is the best. I want kid!Derek feeling honoured and privileged because Uncle Newt lets him and only him see his magical creatures. Kid!Derek’s face the first time he sees a Bowtruckle. Kid!Derek on his first day at Hogwarts and writing screeds back home to his family, making sure to tell his mom to tell Uncle Newt he is pretty sure he saw a unicorn today but not to worry, Derek acted just like he was supposed to and that he hopes Uncle Newt is proud of him. 

Gruff Derek, jock!Derek…these are all good choices. But sometimes I just need unreserved dork!Derek who uses cockiness as a front, yes, but wants nothing more than to read a good book in peace while feeding Buckbeak with Hagrid. 

Christine and Chloe eventually convince Michael to tell Jeremy how he feels
Michael decides to do it over text since he doesn’t think he could handle doing it in person

Michael: Hey Jeremy can we talk? 
Jeremy: sure whats up
Michael: This is gonna be hard for me to say but
Jeremy: hey its ok take your time
Michel: I have a huge crush on you and I’ve had it for a few years now.  Sorry.
Jeremy: shit im sorry michael but I dont feel the same im sorry
Michael: Oh right yeah sorry dude didn’t mean to make this awkward haha
Jeremy: you ok
Michael: I’m sure I’ll be fine 

Michael’s crying at this point 
Both Chloe and Christine had convinced him to tell Jeremy because they thought he felt the same
But obviously, they were wrong
Of course they were
Why would anyone like Michael
He was annoying
A loser 
A stoner
And to top it all off now he didn’t even have a best friend 

When Michael tells her, Chloe is all ready to fight Jeremy but Michael tells her to let it go
Over time the group splits
With Michael, Brooke, Chloe, Jenna and Christine in one grou[
And Jeremy, Rich and Jake in the other
Over time the two sides of the group lose most contact
Though Chloe and Jake still talk from time to time 

In his second year of college, Jeremy works out that he is definitely bi after a few nights at a club 
In his last year of college, Jeremy realises that he was actually in love with Michael 
But it’s too late to do anything about that 

Chloe invites both sides of the group to her and Brooke’s wedding  
Everyone shows
Except Jeremy
Michael tries not to let it get to him
But it does
He’s just so angry that Jeremy allowed all of this to become so awkward between them
They were meant to be a team
Player 1 and Player 2
Who cares if it’s platonic or romantic?
He just wants his best friend back

Rich and Jake’s wedding? No Jeremy 

When Brooke has her first kid? No Jeremy 

When Jenna gets promoted to head of her newspaper? No Jeremy 

When Michael is half asleep on his sofa with a glass of wine in his hand after looking after Christine Lohst all day? Of course that’s when he shows up 

Ugh they’re gonna start to shout soon
Oh hell yeah I’ll open it soon
It sucks Chlo left me here alone
Here in this toddler’s battle zone
I feel a headache coming up
Is Chloe ever giving up?
Splash splash splash splash
Throw some water in my face
Now I’m in a better place I open up the door and - 

“Wait why are you surprised? This is my house”
“Christine said it was he- oh shit”
“Christine said what?”
“You’re a terrible liar Jeremy”
“But she didn’t say ANYTHING”
Michael raises an eyebrow
“Ok fine well she may have told me that this was her new apartment and so I was stopping in to visit her like I usually do”
“…you usually visit Christine?”
“So are you two…”
“NO NO NO she’s not my type”
“Why are you still here Jeremy? Christine’s not here.  Unless you wanted lil Christine in which case she’s sleeping in the guest room”
“Right yeah sorry.  I’m bothering you aren’-”
“You’re no-”
“I’ll jus-”
“You don’t ha-”
“Uh what?”
“Would you like to come in for a drink?”
“Oh I…”
“You don’t have to Jeremy, it was just an idea”
“No it’s ok I’ll come in”

Michael finds another wine glass
“Red ok?”
“Red’s perfect thanks”

“So Jeremy how’s everything? What are you doing now?" 
“Oh I’m a games developer”
“You don’t look particularly excited about that? That was like your dream job”
“Oh well normally people get really bored when I talk about work”
“Jeremy you’re talking to the guy who was tempted to play apocalypse of the damned with his adopted niece this morning”
Jeremy looks at up that
“Apocalypse of the damned huh? We never did finish it did we?”
“Never too late to continue”
Both of them look at each other and then there’s a quick scramble to the living room

“I don’t know how well it’s gonna work cos I obviously haven’t played it in years" 
“Dude the console doesn’t have a speck of dust don’t lie to me you probably played this yesterday”
“Shut up Mr Games Developer”
The loading screen comes up and it’s just like high school again
Just the two of them
Michael presses start an-
Lil Christine comes in
“Uh hey Chrissie”
“Uncle Michael why didn’t you tell me Uncle Jeremy was gonna be here”
“I didn’t know myself”
“Mom’s gonna be so happy”
Both men look at each other
Michael speaks first
“Uh why?”
“Because mom is always talking about how you two should have been together and now you are!”

Jeremy and Michael both go bright red and neither of them speaks
Michael manages to get some words out  
“Nah Chrissie it’s fine.  Why don’t you back to bed and I’ll come in and see you in a moment”
“But I want to talk to Unc-”
“Christine Lohst - bed now”

"I’m sorry about her”
“She’s not the one who’s apparently been telling her three year old that we should be together”
“Chloe has very strong feelings about what happened in high school”
“So do I”
Michael stares at him, saying nothing
 "I shouldn’t have let your feelings get in the way of our friendship and I’m so sorry that I did.  It was stupid and I hate myself for it"
“Wait shit no don’t say that.  I’m just as much to blame as you are.  It’s not like I really tried to keep our friendship together.  I thought it’d be easier to just let it fall apart.”
“So we’re both sorry and stupid and wish we could be friends again?”
“Then I’m glad to be your new old friend Michael Mell”
“And I’m glad to be yours Jeremy Heere”
“I should probably tell you something though”
“In my last year of college I worked something out - I was an idiot in high school.”
“We already said this”
“For another reason.  I was an idiot because I didn’t realise I was head over heels for you" 
“I’m sorry Michael.  It took me so long to figure it out and I just rejected you in high school even though I felt the same”
“What about now?”
“Do you feel the same now?”
Jeremy takes in Michael
His scruffy hair, his glasses that need to be pushed up, the oversized hoodie he still hasn’t gotten rid of and looks into his eyes
“Well, what about you Michael? Do you still like me?”
Michael doesn’t even hesitate


I don’t want to feel it. I don’t think I can. I don’t think I even want to.

MC accidentally confessing her feelings after drinking too much

sort of an AU(?)


-blushes like, REAL HARD
-did not have a single clue on her feelings towards him, even with MC’s texting and calling
-probably because he always single
-A little self conscious at first, considering how other RFA members look more…manly?
-pretends everything is fine, but continously squealing inside
-“omg i cant believe this!!! You can do this Yoosung, just simply ask her to a cafe and explain everything…yes. I hope i’m not dreaming…” -Explains the situation the next day and also confessing back to MC
-so glad this happened


-E-Excuse me?
-Went crazy the next second after MC confessed and took a moment to calm down
-Keeps talking to himself on how to solve this ‘situation’
-“Should I tell her the next day through calls, texts or in person? Or just pretend everything is fine, but this is only chance for me to say it out loud…ugh…”
-He knew how MC always respond to his flirty texts, compliments on his selfies and gives supportive comments whenever he got a new role
-But not sure if those were just genuine behavior/comments or…the next step
-Feels really warm inside and thinks about MC during the night


-Blank expression on the outside, but feels genuinely surprised after hearing it
-Since he’s not good at showing emotions, he didnt really expect that MC would actually fall for him
-drinks wine to calm down his heartbeat
-In order to confirm the ‘confession’, he thinks about how MC usually responds to his texts and stuff
-“It really seems like this is what she wants to say to me for a long time…hmm.” -Sends MC a bouquet of flowers the next day, with a small card that explains the ‘incident’ and his feelings towards her


-Immediately tenses up the moment he hears it
-Instead of feeling nervous, he simply looks towards MC and sighs at himself
-He genuinely couldnt believe that theres someone that likes both his cheerful and ‘true’ side
-“I guess there’s no more turning back now…thanks MC.”
-no sarcasm is involved. I repeat, NO sarcasm
-He knows how well they got along just by looking at their texts
-After a deep thought, he decides to send in binary codes to show his feelings


-Are you serious…?
-She isnt really expecting an answer, but instead wonders if she heard wrong
-Close to shedding tears
-Sometimes she questions herself if their relationship is purely platonic
-Scared that it’ll break their ‘friendship’ if she questions it
-“I-I’m so glad we decided to meet together today, this is a perfect opportunity for me to finally confirm our true relationship!” -Secretly plans out the best scenarios for next day
-Unfortunately, she’s feeling nervous af when they met up
-In the end, it turned out better than expected :)


A Fili Fanfic

Based on an imagine found here

“Mama, this is ridiculous.”

“Stop fiddling dear, you look fine.”

“No, I mean being paraded in front of the King.”

“Nonsense, he is the King, he enjoys this type of thing.”

“And you don’t think it at all demeaning?”

“Demeaning?  I can think of no greater honour!  Can you imagine if you are chosen to be Queen?”

You rolled your eyes with a sigh as she continued to fawn over your dress.  "Have you even thought to ask what he or I want?“

She pretends not to hear you, turning her attention to your hair.

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Happy Valentine’s Day! (part 1)

A/N: THIS IS SO LAST MINUTE. And it’s incomplete. I’m sorry. But it will be completed hopefully tomorrow! Alright, I’ll stop now :)

Nico sat alone at the Hades table for dinner in the Pavilion. Usually Will sat with him or he went to the Apollo table, but Will was working at the infirmary tonight. As Nico picked at his food, his mind drifted from thought to thought, eventually drifting to how much he missed the son of Apollo.

Wait, Nico suddenly jerked, I miss him?

Oh, right, well I guess that does come with dating someone. Nico still couldn’t wrap his head around it. He was dating Will Solace, child of the sun god. Him, the son of Hades – the creepy, weird, dark Prince of the Underworld was dating the happy, peppy son of Apollo. It sounded strange, but seeing them together, actually looking at them, they couldn’t look any more perfect. It was a recent development, though they had been inseparable since the war and Nico’s mandated 3 days in the infirmary. They basically flirted with each other and were a giant blushing mess until Piper had a serious talk with Nico while Jason and Percy teased and pushed Will to ask Nico out. Eventually it happened after lots of blushing and flustered stuttering, but the moment his friends burst into applause and cheers, Nico grabbed Will’s hand and shadow-traveled them both out of there.

A small smile tugged at Nico’s lips as he remembered how angry Will had been after that, and then how he ended up falling asleep next to Nico in his cabin.


The shout ripped Nico from his memories back to the present. Jason and Percy slid into the seats across from Nico and he, out of habit, scowled at them, asking, “What do you idiots want?”

“Is that any way to speak to your big bros? Tsk, tsk, Nico, have more respect.” Percy’s shit-eating grin earned Nico’s Death Glare™.

“Shut up, Perce. Anyway, we came to ask what you’re doing tomorrow? What are your plans for you and Will?” Jason looked genuinely interested in this, though Nico had no idea why.

Nico rolled his eyes, “Why would I have plans? And why would I tell you?”

Jason and Percy glanced worriedly at each other, then turned back and said, “Um, Neeks. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. You know, day of love, typically celebrated with your significant other?”

Nico blinked at them. Then it registered. Oh. Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Only three thoughts were coming to mind as his panic rose. I have a boyfriend. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. Oh shit.

His eyes widened and he nearly began hyperventilating as he said, “Oh shit that’s a thing crap what do I do??? I’ve never done this before! Does Will know? Oh of course he knows, what am I saying SHIT what do I do, I have no plans, no experience, SH—”

“Hey calm down!” Jason reached across and put his hands on Nico’s shoulders to settle him back in his seat, as he was nearly jumping out of it. “Don’t worry bro, we got you. We can help you plan something.”

“Why didn’t you guys tell me earlier?!”

“Um, well, guess we didn’t think about it,” Percy smiled sheepishly.

“Ugh, what are you guys doing?”

“Well,” Jason started, “Pipes and I are going to hang out all day. I’m taking her out to chill in the city and do whatever she wants to. For dinner, I’m taking her somewhere fancy. Then later I thought about flying her up on the roof of the Big House to stargaze.”

“Annabeth and I are going to the city too. I want her to see all the cool architecture stuff that she can never get enough of. And also so we can feel normal, you know? Later we’ll go to the beach for a walk, maybe go in the ocean since I can keep us dry, and just, you know, be a couple.” Percy said this like it was obvious that Nico knew how to “be a couple”.

“Ugh, guys I don’t know how to be couply and romantic! Give me an idea!” Nico exclaimed exasperatedly.

“Okay,” Jason said, “well it’s your guys’ first Valentine’s day together. You’ve got to show him how much you like him and care about him. Make it a big deal.”

Percy smirked like he did when he had a crazy plan. “Like with fireworks! Or some big huge explosion or surprise that showers hearts and rainbows everywhere. I think Will would like a big surprise.”

“Um, that’s seems excessive? I don’t know about that.” Normally, Nico would think Percy’s a big idiot, but he really had no idea what was expected of him. Should it be big? Small? Fancy?

“Maybe you should ask Piper. She’ll know what you should do,” Jason suggested.

Nico jumped from his seat and, without a word to his “bros”, marched straight to the Aphrodite table. Piper looked up as he approached, glanced behind him at Jason, and got up to meet Nico and pull him to the side.

“You need help with Valentine’s day plans for Will?” Of course, she knew.

“Please,” was all Nico could say.

For the rest of the night, Nico sat with Piper, planning out what he would do, things he needed, every detail. He had to make it perfect for Will.

Part 2

Cuddling with EXO

~Female version

~Male version

Sehun: *he likes to have his noodle limbs wrapped around you, and although he never says so, he loves when you snuggle into his chest or his neck - it gives him the perfect opportunity to sneak kisses onto your forehead but then deny doing anything when you giggle and confront him about it*

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Kai: *he always wants to see your face when you’re cuddling, so any position that allows him to do this is good for him. He doesn’t have a “favourite way” to cuddle as such, so each time is random and different but neither of you mind. It’s perfect enough to just lay there with each other, sometimes talking, more often not*

Tao: *most of the time Tao would like to lay down on you. He’d love snuggling into you, and don’t even get me started when you play with his hair. Talking while cuddling is something Tao would like, whether it was just talking about each other’s days or nonsense, he doesn’t mind*

D.O: *since he is a naturally reserved person, he’d only cuddle with you when you were completely alone as for him, it was something private and intimate. He likes to hold you against his chest while you talk about anything that takes your fancy, not expecting him to answer but you know he’s listening. Every now and then he’d peek down to look at you, and if you ever caught him staring at you, he’d quickly look away and his cheeks would turn red as you laugh at him and give him a small kiss*

Chanyeol: *cuddling with Chanyeol is rarely peaceful because he’s a giant playful dough ball idek im tired. He likes spooning with you since he’s so tall he most likely can easily smother you with his arms and legs. He’d trap you in his arms and tickle you or tease you or just…bite you I guess. However when cuddling is calm for you, like when you’re sleeping, he holds you carefully and close with his face in your hair, not really caring if it tickles him because he wants to be as close as he can to you. He’s probably a bit clingy!*

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Chen: *being the massive goofy troll he is, cuddling is always..eventful shall we say. He often tricks you into cuddling with him but then starts tickling you, and no matter how many times he does this you never learn! But when he is in serious cuddle mode, he holds you as close as he comfortably can to his body and gives you smol kisses on your cheek or neck. He likes spooning or having you turn around and face him so he can look right at you. Tbh he loves cuddling, so the trolling usually doesn’t last long!*

Baekhyun: *is the definition of clingy, but honestly it’s the best thing ever. Whether you’re reading or on your phone, he’s going to be snuggling into you until eventually he has you cuddling him back. He likes having his arms around you and sneaking little kisses on your cheeks, your arms or your lips*

Lay: *he always wants to cuddle as you both fall asleep, and is perfectly content with lying there facing each other. He likes to play with your hair or have you gently stroke his hair or caress his face - just don’t touch le neck! You two often fall asleep like this, and honestly your favourite part of the day is when you both settle down to cuddle every night*

Suho: *spooning is all I have to say. Seriously this guy loves it. The feeling of your body pressed against his and your arm clutching around the one he has on your waist ugh. Bonus (for both of you) he’s in the perfect position to give you little kisses on your temple, cheek or neck. Suho is definitely one of the best huggers in EXO, because he really shows how much he loves you when y’all cuddle and snuggle* 

Kris: *don’t get me wrong, Kris is amazing to cuddle with when he’s in the mood, but sometimes the way you cuddle can be a bit…odd. I can see Kris wanting to just lay stretched out on the bed like in the gif and snuggle a bit, or on the floor of the living room and snuggle a bit, enjoying being with each other and talking about anything from how your day went to origins of the universe. He’s not the most affectionate, but when he is feeling fluffy and touchy he’s great to cuddle. He’s tall which means he can easily snake his long-ass legs around you so you can’t escape - but I mean, why would you want to tbh*

Luhan: *he likes to cuddle with you lying on top of him. This way when he holds you in his arms he feels like he’s protecting you and feels the most comfortable this way. He might lean up to give you a lil kiss every now and then. When sleeping though, he’d prefer you to rest your head on his chest so he can stroke your hair as you fall asleep and one of his arms would be around your waist or gently rubbing your back*

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Xiumin: *the.greatest.hugger. He likes to lie down close next to you as you talk to him about whatever interesting thing happened that day. He’d happily lie there and hold your hands, playing with your fingers or booping your nose and laughing at your reaction. Even though he’s a little shy at first, he also gives you little surprise kisses randomly and just loves to be there next to you and falls in love with you more. He likes to spoon as well so he can hide in your hair and hold your waist or give you light, tickly neck kisses* 

some of these are bad im so sorry its 2am but i really wanted to finish this

NOTE- by male and female versions, all I mean is that the gifs on each post appeal more either to the specified gender, the actual descriptions have nothing to do with gender.

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Wild Thoughts.

details: vacation AU, smut, rough, several kinks, explicit language, bts x reader, NSFW

author’s note: this was requested by @wonderstae, a close friend of mine. sorry this is a bit short but hope you enjoy!

chapter details: language, dominating like actions, teasing, dirty talk.

words: 1334

characters: 6843


Part 1: Mr. Jimin

I checked myself into the luxurious hotel for my summer vacation. I had to discreetly pick the wedgie out of my romper, they may be cute but they are deadly. Even though it’s not a great idea to travel by yourself, I decided to take the risk regardless. I was 23 and heading into my senior year of college. I decided this would be a good time for me to take a break, one more year and then I’m done. I’ll have my bachelors in business and finance, set up my own studio and-

“Hey, watch it!” A man scolded me.

“Excuse you! Maybe if you weren’t so focused on that phone maybe you wouldn’t have bumped into me.” I snapped back brushing my long 4a curls out of my face. He raised an eyebrow me obviously amused at my retaliation.

“I see you like to fight back.” The light pink haired boy replied locking his phone and tucked it away in the process. 

“I fight back when necessary, now if you’ll excuse-” I was cut off by being pushed against the decorated wall in the empty hallway. 

“I don’t like when pretty girls fight back.” His eyes locked with mine daring for me to look away. He had a beautiful face. My breathing quickened with the adrenaline running through my body. In this fight or flight, situation, I choose neither and just stayed there dumbfounded.

Thick eyebrows, big eyes, big juicy, plump, pink, soft lips. Normally, I’d fight the stranger engulfing his presence on me, but I was turned on. I mentally slapped myself for letting this stranger gain dominance over me. He his finger down my jaw before firmly grasping it. I quickly pushed him off.

“Excuse you. I am a lady.” I squinted at him. I yelped when he pushed back me into the wall and palmed my core through my romper. I bit my lip suppressing any ungodly noise to exit my mouth.

“You may be a lady but my oh my, it seems like you’re enjoying this.” The man bit his lip as he used his right hand to trace over my chocolate brown skinned body. First, my breasts. Second, my stomach. Third, my ass. He showed no mercy and squeezed it then spanked it. I let out a low moan, instantly regretting giving the pink haired man the satisfaction of being able to make me moan.

“Fuck me- ugh I mean you.” I groaned at verbal mistake seeing him grin.

“You want me to fuck you? Right here, in an empty hallway. Where anyone can catch us?” He whispered into my ear. I felt shivers down my spine before it was replaced with a breathtaking feel. He slipped his fingers into my romper and rubbed his fingers against my lace panties.

“Wow, you’re already this wet for me and you don’t even know my name.”

“I’m only wet because you’re-”

“Is it because I’m turning you on? Making you feel hot and bothered? Is that why?”

All of the things he said were absolutely correct but I didn’t want to give in just yet.

“No, not at all, I’m just imagining that you’re this other guy. God, the things I’d do to him.” I smirked seeing him get upset.

“So now you want to play me huh?! Go to your hotel room.”

“No.” I taunted.

“Now.” He flared his nostrils which turned me on even more. I quickly grabbed my luggage and practically ran to my designated room. I fumbled with the key before he snatched it and unlocked it for me. I dragged my luggage into the room as he carried me over his shoulder until he slammed me unto my bed. I grunted feeling the semi-hard impact affect my body.

“Strip.” He replied with his voice an octave lower than it was before. I quickly got my romper off before laying in my matching white lace underwear set.

“Take your undergarments off.” I slowly took pried off my bra to tease the man, unfortunately, it backfired and he yanked it off for me. He pinched my nipples and in return, it made me moan louder than before.

“Stop playing with me, baby.’ He yanked off my underwear before diving headfirst into my wet folds. I instantly arched my back at the warm, moist feeling of his tongue. He lapped from my core to my clit sucking on it. 

“Oh fuck, just like that.” I grabbed his hair hoping to feel his tongue deeper in me. He moaned against my pussy driving me insane.

“Oh my gosh. You make me feel so good. Fuck.” I asked if I could ride his face and he nodded looking up into my eyes. He laid down as I sat on top of his face, riding his tongue. He hooked his arms from over my thick brown thighs pushing me down on his mouth and started to eat me out once more. His dick was fully erect by now and I decided he deserved some sexual stimulation as well. I pumped his member before kissing his tip. He groaned into my pussy making smirk knowing that I had some effect on him. I licked and kissed the tip of his length before sucking it. I licked all over his dick before entering it into my mouth. I pumped and sucked him at the time, swirling my hand and tongue around his length.

“Fuck.” He said against my pussy making me buck my hips unto his face. I continued to suck him before I deep-throated him. I gagged on his dick making him also buck his hips into my face as a tear escaped my eye. I latched off of his dick with a popping sound before turning around and lining him up with my entrance.

“Can’t wait for the main event, can we?” He smirked

“Oh shut the fuck up.” I slammed myself into him before riding him off into the sunset.

“Damn, your pussy is so tight. It feels so good around my dick, baby girl.”

I moaned as I swirled my hips around his length before going at an agonizing slow pace.

“What are you doing? Pick up the pace.” He whined.

“Nuh, uh, uh.” I teased in a playful tone. It was pretty hot to see him whine for me to fuck him.

“Come on, go faster.” He groaned.

“And why should I?” He flipped me over before drilling his hard member into my pussy. I screamed as I dug my nails unto his back. He placed his right hand on my hip holding me steady, as he used his left thumb to pay attention to my clit. I moaned out as I started to reach my climax. I felt my walls clench around his member.

“I’m close!” I shouted out loud.

“You like how I’m fucking your tight little pussy, huh? You like how good I make your body feel? You like the way I hit your spot with my hard dick?” He words making get wetter until I felt I was literally the ocean. He thrusted his hips faster with every sentence he just spoke. He lifted my legs higher to go deeper into my vagina hitting my spot a bit harder every single time.

“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! I’m coming!” I closed my eyes as I saw white. I my eyes roll to the back of my head as I came all over his dick.

“Open your mouth.” With the bit of strength I had left. I kneeled in front of him and opened my mouth waiting for him to release into my mouth. He tapped his dick a few times before pumping his cum out. I collected all his cum, not daring to waste one drop and swallowed it all up. I opened my mouth to show him what I was proud of doing at the moment. He gave me a smile as sweat trickled down his forehead.

“The name’s Jimin.” He smirked.



Not today, please not today you think to yourself as Spencer waltzes towards you cockily.
“Hey sweetness, how you doing this fine morning?” He says, wiggling his eyebrows at you.
“Hi Spencer, I’m good thanks, and you?” You say flatly.
“Yeah, real good, especially after seeing you! Up to much tonight?”
“Erm, I’m helping out Daryl tonight actually. Working on the car we found.”
“Ah damn, thought we could get together, have a little fun, y'know?”
“Ah, sorry man, never mind, gotta go!” You say quickly, and dash off up the road.
“See ya around sweet cheeks!” He shouts after you.
Ugh, just what you needed. The local coward hitting on you. If only it was Daryl saying that to you, you’d jump him right there and then, no hesitation. You cherished the time you spent together, he did too, and unbeknown to you was going to reveal all to you tonight. The car was a small lie, it did need work, but it wouldn’t be done tonight, he had it all planned out. Dinner, candles, some wildflowers from round the back of his house, and even a small necklace he’d found with your favourite follower on it. It was going to be perfect.
“(Y/N), can you take this over to Spencer’s place?” Rick asks from the steps of his house, holding out a gun.
“Well, I was just on my way to help out with the infirmary stocks, and then I’m helping Daryl out, so am a little busy.”
“Damn, I kinda stole it and forgot to put it back. He likes you, would soften the stealing part.” Rick says, pouting a little.
“Rick! I hate that man, come on! Ugh, fine, give it here.” You give in as he pouts even more and shows you his sad eyes.
“Thanks (Y/N)!” He says hugging you.
You take the gun and head back down to Spencer’s house. Knocking on the door you had a bad feeling about it all, but then again you always had a bad feeling around him.
He opens the door, “hey sweets, knew you couldn’t resist me!” He says, gesturing for you to come in.
“Ha, not quite. Rick found your gun and asked me to give it to you.”
“Well that’s a damn shame, because I was just about to cook some dinner. You sure you don’t want any?”
“I’m positive. Sorry, gotta help Daryl.” You hand him the gun and he grabs onto your wrist.
“Just 5 minutes, come on, one drink, you can give me that can’t you?”
“Spencer, you’re hurting my arm, let me go please.”
“One. Drink.” He seethes, tightening his grip and pulling on you. You could hold your own, but he was surprisingly strong and spurred on by alcohol.
“No, thank you. Another time though, when I’m not busy yes?”
“You know what? That’s just not good enough for me.” He shouts, yanking on your arm, making you fall into his house and hitting your head on the floor.
“Fuck Spencer, what the hell are you doing?” You scream in pain.
“HEY.” You hear Daryl’s voice behind you and he leans down to pick you up. Once you’re stable and hidden behind him, he turns on Spencer, putting his hand around his throat and pushing him up against the open door. “Don’t you dare touch her again. Don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, don’t even breathe near her. You do any of that, and I’ll rip your throat out.” He shouts, squeezing on his neck. He throws him to the floor and takes your hand, leading you to his house.
People are staring at you both as you hold your bleeding head and Rick comes running up.
“You should never have put her in that situation man.” Daryl shouts at him.
“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry (Y/N), I didn’t realise that he was like that.”
“It’s okay Rick, don’t worry. I never thought he had it in him either.”
Rick then runs over to Spencer’s house and proceeds to shout about the community and how what he did could lead to him being exiled. Daryl huffs and tugs on you gently to keep walking to his.
“Daryl, it’s not Rick’s fault,” you say, wiping your bloody hand on your jacket.
“I know, I’m just so fucking angry right now. The prick should be left to the walkers for doing that to you.”
You get to his and he lets you in first, guiding you to the sofa. There’s candles and flowers around you the table is set neatly, and you look at your surroundings confused. Daryl runs upstairs and gets he first aid kit. Once he’s sitting in front of you looking at your wound you decide to say something.
“Daryl, what’s all this?” You ask, gesturing around you and wincing as he dabs the cut with a sterile wipe.
“Don’t worry about it.”
“Did you have someone coming over-” you pry.
“It was for you.” He says quickly, looking down and fumbling for a big enough plaster. “Think I’ll have to go to Denise for a dressing. Be back in a bit.”
He runs out and you get up and study what he’d done. There was a small heart carved into a piece of wood in front of the bunch of flowers; the candles placed on the large table next to the sofa. The table in the kitchen was set out beautifully, a small flower on one of the placemats with a note attached to it. You move towards it to read what it says but Daryl bursts in the door at that moment.
“Got one,” he says, waving around the large pad. “Don’t read that.”
“Why not?”
“Ya don’t need the hassle of this after what happened today.”
“This isn’t a hassle Daryl.” You state, picking up the piece of paper. As you read it, he sets himself back down on the sofa and you make your way towards him when finished. It wasn’t long, but it got to the point and you realised he felt the same about you as you did for him. You sat down in front of him again and pushed back your hair for him to apply the dressing.
“I can handle it y'know. I’m used to it.” He whispers as he covers your wound.
“You think this is going to end in me rejecting you? You sure you haven’t had a bump to the head as well Daryl?” You laugh, then grip your head as it pounds with pain.
“Careful, I’ll get you some painkillers.” He smiles.
“Daryl, I love you, I thought you’d noticed all my drooling and staring.”
“Nah, I was too busy tryna keep my hands to myself.” He looks at you through his hair, gauging your reaction to what he just said.
You smile at him, “well, don’t think you have to keep your hands to yourself any longer.” You say shyly, looking down at your hands.
He walks back over to you with painkillers and some water. “Better not, might hurt your head even more.”
“I can handle it.” You smirk, trying to look sexy.
“You think you can handle me? I dunno (Y/N), I can be rough.” He teases.
“I like rough.” You say, looking him dead in the eye.
He’s on you so quick you drop the tablets and water to the ground and you both moan and groan as you kiss passionately. Months of tension now finally being released into the open. He pushes you back into the wall and your head knocks it slightly, bumping straight into his as it bounces.
“Ah shit!” You exclaim, holding your head. “Better take them pills actually.”
Daryl laughs little, “ha, aw you, go upstairs, use my bed, I’ll bring ‘em up.”
“Thanks,” you whisper, hands still on either side of your head as if it’s going to stop it from exploding. You undress to your bra and knickers and get under the covers, plumping the pillows up so you can sit. Daryl comes up and hands you the tablets and water again. This time you take them straight away and set the water on the bedside table.
“Will you stay with me?” You ask as he turns to exit the room.
“If ya want me to, yeah.”
You nod and he kicks off his shoes to get in beside you. As he lifts the covers to get in he can’t help but stop and stare at your half naked body. He’s never seen anything like it, he wanted to reach out and trace every curve.
“Sorry,” you say, noticing his hesitancy, “I didn’t wanna get in with bloody clothes. You don’t have to take anything off, it’s your bed.” You apologise, hoping you haven’t made him uncomfortable.
“Nah, I don’t mind,” he says, then stripping down clumsily to his boxers. “Pretty sure you bled on me as well,” he jokes.
“Oh no, I’m sorry!”
“Hey, don’t you dare apologise for any of that.”
You smile and sit back on the pillows, sinking into the mattress and getting comfortable. Daryl does the same and reaches out for your hand underneath the covers. Once he finds it you interlink your fingers and fall into a comfortable sleep.


I Never Do These part 2

For @kickthecanrevolution

Things you love:
I mean, how many of these can be food? Because I love food. Sunsets. The ocean. Watching birds. My morning coffee. Crystals. Fresh mango. Naps. Hammocks. Making someone laugh.

Things you hate:
Ugh “hate” isn’t a word I like to use. I feel like my “hates” are pretty run of the mill - injustice, poverty, cruelty, hatred.

Things you look forward to in the near future:
I have vacation time coming up and have no idea what I’m doing yet - give me some ideas! My birthday is always fun. Summer.

Shows you like to watch:
Game of Thrones, Halt and Catch Fire, House of Cards, Mr. Robot, Silicon Valley

Facts about yourself:
Facts sound so clinical and demographic so here we go - I’m about to be 35 (I literally just realized this morning that my birthday is next week wtf), I’m married and disgustingly in love with someone I met on twitter in 2010, I’m a nurse, I live in Northern California, I have 1 older brother who lives across the country, I grew up in a small town in Oregon, My husband and I have dinner at my parents’ house every Sunday.

Things you like to eat:
I think the better question would be What DON’T I like to eat? Because I love food. Fancy food and fast food. Fresh, simple food mostly though. I mean, any food really. I loooove to eat.

Littlefinger and the GOT Spoilers

So, there were spoilers going around before the season started that Littlefinger was going to be killed off this season. I don’t remember all of the details, but something about how Sansa was going to have him executed and that Arya was going to be the one to actually carry it out at Winterfell.

Here’s why I don’t really care:

Littlefinger has already offered to die by Sansa’s hand.

Remember? In 6x05, when he meets Sansa in Mole’s Town. Here’s some of the dialogue:

Littlefinger: I’m so sorry [for giving you to Ramsay]

Sansa: You said you would protect me.

Littlefinger: And I will. You must believe me when I tell you that I will.

Sansa: I don’t believe you anymore. I don’t need you anymore. You can’t protect me. You won’t even be able to protect yourself if I tell Brienne to cut you down. And, why shouldn’t I?

***Now, here’s the thing: Right here, Sansa is asking what Littlefinger has to offer her. That whole “give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kill you” thing. If he can’t protect her… if he can’t help her anymore… then why shouldn’t she kill him after he’s failed her in the worst imaginable way?

And what does he say to that???***

Littlefinger: If you want me to beg for my life, if that’s what you want, I will. Whatever you ask that is in my power, I will do.

Sansa: What if I want you to die, here and now?

Littlefinger: Then, I will die.

Then, a little bit later, he says, “I would do anything to undo what’s been done to you. But, I know that I can’t.”

Now, I say this with the full knowledge that Littlefinger was probably, to a certain degree, playing Sansa here. I don’t think there’s ever a moment where that instinct of self-preservation isn’t at work in his mind.

But, even still, he admits that he fucked up, and if she wants to punish him by killing him, he’s totally cool with that. He accepts that he’s hurt her so badly that in her eyes, he deserves to die.

Glossing over the fact that Littlefinger in the books would never give Sansa to the Boltons, everything Littlefinger’s done since this scene – both in the latter part of S6 and now kicking off S7 – has been to placate Sansa for this bullshit that he put her through.

  • He came to her and her brother’s aid with the Knights of the Vale, even after she initially rejected his offer.
  • He and the Knights seem to be staying at Winterfell to help the Starks and Northerners fight the wights and White Walkers.
  • He confessed that he wants Sansa not only ruling the North, but helping him rule the Seven Kingdoms as his queen.

So… coming back to my original point. Let’s say next episode or the one after or whatever, Littlefinger does something to piss Sansa off, so she has him executed. …. It would feel completely empty. Again, he’s already said he’s willing to die if that’s what she wants. He seems more honest and vulnerable around her than literally any other person. I still think Sansa will be his downfall in both book and show. But, I feel like there’d have to be something more than, “Ugh, please stop trying to kiss me.” or “I’m tired of you whispering in my ear all the time, or creeping on me.”

I think, for Littlefinger to die, especially at Sansa’s hand or by her command, it has to be something big. Something worthwhile. Maybe they find out how he betrayed their dad? Or literally anything else he did in the first four seasons. Considering he’s already offered to die as ‘atonement’ for giving Sansa to the Boltons, I feel like it has to be something else.

Maybe he REALLY steps out of line and tries to kill Jon??? Or Bran?? Or something else? IDK. We will find out.

Anyway, those are my thoughts.

I don’t want him to die, but it seems to be heading that way. And, if that’s the case, I want GOT to give him a death worthy of Littlefinger. In whatever way that seems appropriate.

Thanks for reading! Let me know if you have anything else to add on!

I'm super horny

There, I said it.

I wish I could suck you off so good. Deep throat así papa, making it sloppy, working that dick, showing you who owns that dick. Es mío papi, tú sabes. I want to hear you say “oh shit” or “Fuck, Mami”. That shit drives me wild, gets me so wet.

I want to feel your lips on my lips. Ugh tú sabes they drive me wild. I want to feel them on my hard nipples. I want to see you naked, admire your fine ass self.

Tú sabes how I like it. Culo pa'riba.
Ass up and you behind me deep inside me, giving it to duro.

You make me cum so many times. I love creaming on that dick.
It's a first..

For the first time in six (or so) years, I’m actually not interested to watch GoT.

As a Jonsa shipper, the thought of Jackassrys banging, get all loved up makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Even my gut knows that ship is all kinds of doom, gloom and just not right. And my gut is never wrong nor has it failed me in anything, I can attest to that.

As a book reader and obviously a fan of GRRM, it’s knowing the ‘show/movie will never be as good as the book’ feeling that’s making me roll my eyes and giving rise to my apathy towards the train wreck of a TV show DD have orchestrated - in an effort to move the season along. This is like TXF season 7 all over again. Chris Carter level of suckiness. Ugh. Whatever. It looks ridiculous and painful to watch.

Plus I’m going through some personal real life stuff that needs attention so I think skipping the season this time is nbd and maybe even get ready for new shows that are worthy of my attention. I really fucking hope GRRM has finished his book so I can read something while I wait for s7 to end…

Sidenote: If Jackassrys was created only for the show fans then, I sure hope to hell, that GoT loses a fair share of viewership this season. Let them see that sometimes, going with what the crowd wants isn’t always a good thing.

So, to the rest of the Jonsa fam, you guys are all amazing and I love you, stay positive, stay cool, stay strong, I’m still here on tumblr, to reblog and love your posts/metas/fan art/videos etc and I’m still keeping the faith with you and in our ship, my heart still beats wildly for JonSa - just not in DD’s writing.

So, lemme sit right here on the ship deck, with my bottle of whiskey and finally get to writing and finishing ALL of my Jonsa fics/gifsets/graphics. I can’t guarantee it will be good but I remember one Jonsa shipper said, ‘be proud of the bullshit you create’ - (can’t remember who now but those words stuck lol) so imma do it anyway since I have all the time in the world now having my attention off S7.

Drop by for a quick rant or chat if you wish, you’re all welcome and I will gladly listen. So till S8 then!

Jonsaforlife always and forever no matter what those two punks DD gonna do xxxxx

Turn loose the mermaids(Part 3)

Me: pushing my way through this tornado of spoiler. Hey guys, have some more mermaid au. Part 1|Part 2 | Part 4 | Etc

If anybody asked Nino about what he thought when it came to bringing mermaids on board he would have said it is a fucking stupid idea. But try to tell that to Chat, especially when he was getting stubborn about it. This, however, didn’t stop Nino from telling him he might have drunk some salt water to come to the conclusion imprisoning a mermaid is a good idea. Honestly, if it was anybody else Chat would not have skimmed over that insult. But given Nino knew him since the times when he was getting excited over being allowed to say the words ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ out loud, let’s say he got a pass over how he should act around the captain. And yet, when his best friend dragged him under the deck to tell him they have a  problem Nino couldn’t help, but roll his eyes. Chat’s next words took him by surprise, though.

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you know guys? i, am actually satisfied like SO SATISFIED with the ending of the lover. 

(especially takujae because i’m takujae trash af) (here’s my trashy recap)

their scene starts with joonjae fell from the sofa. he narrates since that incident (flashback to the scene featuring soojin) takuya changed. takuya said he wanted to be alone. 

joonjae rushes to the doorstep, asking flusteredly to takuya that brings all his baggages and stuffs, with his face be like pleasedon’tleavepleasedon’tleavepleaseplease

“what are you exactly doing????”

takuya stills, then smiles.

be well, joonjae. all this time i am really, really grateful. 

joonjae just keeps silent.

then the scene fast forward to the night, and it shows that takuya is currently calling someone. (not his friend in japan, though, because he’s speaking Korean)

you said since when? hmm.. maybe from the start? but i’m scared. it’s even hard to be friends again with him right now. because i like him too..

(나도 좋아하니까.)

then sungjae, the apartment manager, shows up and asks, are you leaving to japan already? oh, joonjae’s there too.

takuya’s eyes widen, and the camera shows a frozen joonjae. (of course he freezes, he hears his love of his life said that he liked him too.)

silence literally engulfs both of them, and then joonjae walks toward takuya.

slowly, joonjae takes off his jacket and gives it to takuya.

this scene totally gives me the bittersweet feeling omg. 

takuya then narrates, if we’re namja yeoja, i will be so happy. but we are…

joonjae too narrates the same thing, but we are…

their next screentime actually surprises me. i don’t expect takuya to spend one last night with joonjae, but then Mnet is a good………….TV station.

it starts with how dirty is joonjae’s room and how ugh-so-lonely joonjae has been living without takuya.

and then it shows joonjae’s sleeping and takuya tries to waking him up.

joonjae be like wow i’m still dreaming..

and then he touches takuya to be sure.

but it turns out that  he’s not dreaming.

the first thing that takuya notices after joonjae already wakes up is how joonjae’s breath smells like alcohol. cute. 

(and then they spend time together that day. idk if things go awkward with them, well maybe?)

the camera then shoots again when it’s already night – and they’re sitting on the bed again.

takuya: today you have fun, right?

joonjae: (internally) yes, because you come back.

then joonjae yawns and later sleeps peacefully, not sparing a glance on takuya again.

takuya climbs the spot beside joonjae and lies beside. he narrates something (i am too caught up with my feelings to actually listen and translate) and whispers sayonara.


takuya runs to the door while says something like yes, wait, yes when he hears knocks on the door.

takuya goes silent, and the guy greets konnichiwa and something in japanese, and TADA!

joonjae is in takuya’s doorstep.

that famous first scene then repeats itself all over again, and now, joonjae seems like he’s the eager one. 

they then exchange small talks like do you remember this  and takuya answers with i remember everything.

takuya lets joonjae in, and joonjae enters takuya’s home. 

(FUCK YES.) (this scene is so fanfic-ish and some people already mention this kind of scene and thanks Mnet for making this kind of epilogue! and not a shitty one!)