ugh this movie is so perfect

Queer tv series couple: *are together for more than 5 years*

Heteronormarive fans: “Ugh why they are shoving this  forced gay shit in our faces”

Hetero tv series couple: *girl and boy have just met, have sex, immediately become a couple.

Heteronormative fans: “Ah, what a lovely couple! I ship them so hard, they are so perfect!

Queer tv series couple #2: *boy meets boy, they blush, touch each other’s hands, months later become a couple*

Heteronormative fans: “Why they are forcing this gay shit again? Why everyone needs to be gay nowaydays?

Hetero tv series couple #2: *girl in the bus, guy seats next to her and blushes. One stop after, she is gone, they never see each other again.

Heteronormative fans: "Oh my god, they are so cute!!

Queer character: *I’m a girl who likes girls, and I’m okay with that.

Heteronormative fans: ” Not every character needs to be gay!“

Hetero character: *I’m a girl who loves boys, I’m not like the other girls, because I’m cute, popular and funny*

Heteronormative fans: "Aw, she’s so sweet!!

Queer tv series couple #3: *give a couple of pecks and pull apart.

Heteronormative fans: "Disgusting, I don’t wanna see that pornographic shit in my TV”

Hetero tv series couple #3: *literally have sex in an open field*

Heteronormative fans: “Wow, so much chemistry, they are perfect together!!

Queer character: *dies*

Queer fans: "We are tired of seeing the only representation we have being killed off! Stop killing us in real life and in fiction, please

Heteronormative fans: "Stop playing the victims! In this show, everyone dies! It has nothing to do with the fact that they are queer!!”

Hetero character: *dies*

Heteronormative fans: “I’m not watching this show anymore! If "x” character (white,cis,hetero) dies, we riot!!“

The Epilogue of La La Land made me so sad, because they didn’t show a what if. It was a fantasy world where all their dreams would come true in the perfect way, in the old fashioned movies, where everything worked out. Because they both wished they’d end up together, but it wasn’t a perfect world they lived in, and not all of your dreams come true. But their biggest dreams did, and that was the happy ending. Mia, who became a successful actress, got everything she wanted in life, a loving husband, a daughter. Sebastian owned his own club, and turned out to be a success as well. They were dreamers, and they met each other to send each other on the right path. But it was still lingering, even though their biggest dreams came true, what if…

i just ugh rey solo is literally such a perfect concept?? it fixes so many issues and then some han’s life and legacy lives on the skywalker bloodline doesn’t die out with a patricidal villain han and leia’s epic love story is not tainted by one evil child a profound bond is established between the main hero and the main villain of the trilogy, like all star wars movies there’s actually a compelling and sympathetic motivation for ben’s fall to the dark side leia gets to have one good thing in her entire sucky depressing life goddamit rey gets to meet and bond with both her parents and a chance to save her brother we finally get to see a mother and daughter relationship in this damn franchise please lucasfilm wake the fuck up

earthdragonslayeraldigond  asked:

first of all love your Icon. she is so cute! and for the ask thing 1-40. of course just if you want

  1. First name? Daniela 
  2. Gender? Female
  3. Favorite color? Salmon
  4. Favorite book series? Warrior Cats 
  5. Favorite character from Fairy Tail ? Natsu Dragneel
  6. Least favorite character from Fairy Tail ? Ichyia 
  7. Favorite TV show? Ugh idk
  8. Favorite movie? I have so many
  9. Favorite music genre? Well it depends but i go with EDM,Chill,Deep House & DnB
  10. Favorite actor?  I don’t really have a fave 
  11. Favorite actress? ^ 
  12. Song you last heard?  Currently listening to Tuesday (i love it)
  13. Favorite youtuber? Pewdiepie 
  14. Nickname? Dani
  15. Sexual orientation? Bois
  16. Describe your perfect date: As long as i have fun and a great time it’s perfect 
  17. Relationship status? Singleeee
  18. Dream job? Dunno
  19. Star sign? Sagittarius 
  20. Hair color? Blonde
  21. Height? 5,6 
  22. Birthday?  13 Dec
  23. Country you live in? Austria 
  24. Cooking ability? I guess? I mean i can cook
  25. How many dates have you been on? 2 or myb 3
  26. How many romantic relationships have you been in? None 
  27. Favorite fandom? Nalu & Starco 
  28. Freckles or no freckles? slightly 
  29. Age? 16 
  30. Which character from Fairy Tail would you date? NATSU 
  31. Which character from Svtfoe would you be bffs with? Marco 
  32. How many followers do you have? Rn i have 1545 ^^
  33. Biggest pet peeves? dunno 
  34. Favorite store to shop at? Pull&Bear, Brandy, Nike
  35. Favorite character you wished had lived? *shrugs*
  36. Most hated book? the books i get to read for school
  37. New Years resolution? flat stomach, good grades, positive thinking about myself 
  38. Dream college? In Austria it’s a bit different so i dont really have dream college 
  39. Favorite holiday? Summer duh  
  40. Why write? Because i can 

Thank you btw :3

i’m never letting my Gravity Falls Treasure Planet AU die because Stan as Silver is literally fucking perfect in every way

instead of looking for the greatest treasure in the universe, he’s looking for his brother, and has spent 40 years as a space pirate looking for a map to lead him to Ford (who’s stuck on Treasure Planet because they actually lived their childhood dream but then Things Went Wrong and Bill pushed Stan and the Map through the portal and left Ford stuck on the planet)

and Silver basically adopts Jim in the movie which fits his relationship with the twins so well and ugh i love this AU so much

and Ford fits the role of Ben so well, the guy who gets stranded in a new and mysterious place because he was tricked, and he can’t get home until the others find him….

and Soos as the somewhat bumbling but smart and helpful Dr. Doppler who goes with Jim/the twins on their voyage to keep them safe

this AU is so perfect

why are teenage boys in media always these perfect people who are so smart. like I was talking to one yesterday and he said black widow is useless and I listed a bunch of shit she did in every movie and his reply was
“I don’t care man she still has amazing boobs”

okay today my problem with pitch perfect is stacie conrad and by that i mean i love her so much and i know nothing about her i hate these dumb movies i need lifestories and backstories and reasons behind what makes them who they are and childhood memories and broken hearts and ‘core memories’ i need to watch every moment of stacie conrads life (except maybe the sexy moments because yikes!) like give me all the stacie conrad NOW

Rainy Days. (Nate Maloley Fluff)

“babe, it’s starting to rain heavy outside” I said to my boyfriend Nate

“Ugh but i had perfect plans for today” he said sitting on the couch, pouting.

I sat next to him and I ran my fingers through his hair “Nate it’s okay, we have all day tomorrow.”

he looked up, smiled at you then kissed you. “I know but it’s just I’ve been gone a lot and stuff so we never get time together anymore”

“Well now is our perfect chance, why don’t we set up the living room for a little movie/cuddle night like how we used to back in high school, you know when we used to move my bed to the living room and put little lights up around and just stay in and cuddle”

“Sounds like a plan lil mama” he said smirking

Nate and I went upstairs and changed, I changed into a sports bra and some of his sweats and he just changed into his Adidas athletic pants. Nate then moved our shared bed into the living room and I went and got snacks, drinks and then I went back to our room and got the blankets and pillows.

when everything was set nate pulled me to his chest and then whispered in my ear “I miss nights like these with you, I hope we can have days like these more often” he said “We can baby, and we will”

then with that nate and I layed on the bed put on a movie then soon we both fell asleep.


I hope you enjoyed, you can request me stuff but please expect a wait because I’m still trying to finish the rest, but I will do them. 💜💜

this was also a request by the lovely highjack-jack

I HATE DISNEY
  • they remake old movies and im like ugh not again
  • AND THEN CONTINUE TO SLAY ME WITH FEELS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THE STORY ALREADY
  • THEY MAKE ME CRY WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE
  • AND DON’T LET ME STOP CRYING UNTIL IM CURLED UP IN BED
  • THEY CREATE FLAWLESS MAJESTIC COSTUMES THAT I WILL NEVER GET TO WEAR
  • THEY CREATE RIDICULOUS OSTENTATIOUS SETS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO ROB A BANK SO I CAN LIVE IN A PLACE LIKE THAT
  • THEY WRITE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DIALOGUE BETWEEN CHARACTERS THAT MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MY EYES OUT BECAUSE INSTEAD OF A BOY ASKING ME “CAN I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF THIS DANCE” I GET “YO GIRL LEMME GRIND UP ON YOU.”
  • THEY GIVE ME EXTREMELY UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS ABOUT MEN
  • THEY CREATE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES THAT I WILL NOW OBSESS OVER FOR 500 YEARS AND I REALLY DID NOT HAVE ROOM FOR ANOTHER OBSESSION IN MY LIFE
  • IN CONCLUSION I HATE LOVE DISNEY AND AM ABSOLUTE TRASH