ugh this kid is so adorable

mass effect dad headcanons
  • Kaidan: cheers you on at every soccer game even though you’re horrible at it “You got this, champ!” loves to barbecue and can always tell when something’s wrong “You okay, bud?” Still wears the #1 dad t-shirt you made for him when you were little.
  • Garrus: Comes off as relaxed and let’s you go to that shady party but when you get back you have (84) missed calls from Dad and he’s pacing in the living room. Doesn’t know how to cook so just orders takeout. “Well, you’re still alive so I guess I did pretty well”
  • Mordin: “Breakfast is most important meal. Triggers metabolism and gives energy!” Only showed you educational kids shows and builds your model volcano for you. Sings in the car even though ugh dad you’re embarrassing me.
  • Anderson: “I’m not your friend, I’m your father” but actually adores you more than anything in the galaxy. Took the day off work then stayed up with you all night when you got food poisoning. The day he tells you he’s proud of you is the best you’ve ever felt in your life.
  • Wrex: let's you take a sip of ryncol and laughs when you start gagging. Says "Whatever" and uses guilt as his primary tactic. Always gives you piggy back rides and weirdly specific life advice.
  • Joker: Dad jokes. Too many dad jokes. Let you watch a horror movie that gave you nightmares for weeks. "If I can do it, you can." Made sure you aced your driving exam and took you out for ice cream after.
  • Zaeed: Tries to watch his language but it usually ends up sounding like "Well sh... shucks" All your friends think he's really cool but he always asks things like "what in the shitting hell is a me-me"
  • Thane: Crazy dance!! Always knows what to say when you're upset. Remembers the small things like what toppings you like on yogurt and makes sure your favorite shirt is always clean. "I want you to be happy in life."
my thoughts on logan *spoilers*

-never in a million years did i think i would cry so many times during an xmen ~related~ film but bitch!!!
-this movie came after me so many times i am shook
-this was such an emotional experience
-it was so packed too i usually go on discount days but i had to see this and wow literally not a seat left open!!!
-first movie from the franchise to be rated r and damn!!! It really needed it, i can’t imagine the film being pg 13
-i really loved the r rating… the gore the cussing the darker and more mature tone was something i didn’t think i needed til i saw this film
-the darker tone made it so much more intense and made logan feel more human
-fight/action scenes were all pure gratuitous fun i enjoyed all of it
-laura is adorable and shes a bad bitch my daughter will be like that!!! like wow this girl got paid to deadass be silent for half the movie but when she talked i was shook af
-and the nurse gabriella being aleida from oitnb like hey girll!!
-the banter between professor x and logan ugh and when logan called charles his dad
-this side of wolverine/ logan was so raw and sad.
-he def was not the mutant hero ive grown up watching but that was also the refreshing part bc it made it seem more realistic to me
-heartbreaking to watch someone spiral downward especially with the drinking and self hatred and the suicidal thoughts ugh
-laura is a mini wolverine but gonna grow to be so much stronger i love her every time she fucked someone up i was screaming YAAS
-finding out shes his daughter ugh i knew it bur dang!!
-honestly pierce the bad guy was sexy af i was having dirty thoughts while hating him at the same time
-i’m not a box of avocados logan
-logan is really so broken and traumatized inside
-charles telling logan that this is what its like to be normal before he left with that mans to fix the water or whatever
-and its sad to see charles so weak and sick and trapped in his mind and broken as well after what he did in westchester
-losing control is so awful and seeing someone who was once so great be at this point hurts
-when charles woke up in that familys house and was talking about how he remembered things and that it was the best night of his life but he didnt deserve it I WAS CRYING
-then i was like OMFG LOGAN IS ABOUT TO KILL HIM??? Turns out it was his fuckass clone mutant but i was still shook
-hugh jackman is a daddy he can still get it
-logan coping with charles was so sad this father son relationship rly fucked me up it was so cute when they were joking abt the past at academy during dinner
-laura gives me life!!! W her docs and cute ass outfit in sunglasses but she still vicious yas queen
-her relationship w charles was so beautiful too
-her driving!!! Aha and finally speaking that was a funny cute lil scene i was expecting her to be a little sassier but that wouldnt fit the tone of the movie so its all good
-all the cute lil mutant kids!!!! omfg so adorable its really fcked up what they were doing at transigen i was heated ugh
-they were so sweet helping him and ugh the scenes just between logan and laura rlly fucked me up like when she held his hand after he buried charles…
-my god the development of these relationships really messed me up!!!
-honestly his self loathing and pity party was getting a little annoying and the whole im no good for you act etc etc but i understand i guess
-telling laura she and her friends reminded him of the xmen RIP
-“people hurt me” “were different i hurt people”
-ugh i literally love them so much when he told her he was gonna shoot himself w that bullet then she took it from him wow cryin
-him being like u dont need me everyone i care about gets hurt or killed then she roasted him with the “THEN I GUESS ILL BE FINE” like damn girl
-ugh him coming to the rescue and taking the green stuff ugh i just knew this wouldnt end well but the fight scenes and seeing some of the kids use their powers was nice
-also enjoyed all the bad guys gettjng absolutely destroyed
-literally FUCK clone logan so hard she was really goin at him but i knew logans fate was inevitable since it was hughs last hoorah but wow
-i was in fucking puddles then she held his hand and called him fucking daddy!!!! THAT RUINED ME WHEN SHE ACKNOWLEDGE HE WAS HER FATHER HOLY FRICK
-“so this is what it feels like” logans last words realizing what its like to care for someone again/what it feels like to die omg laura crying made me cry
-the end. thank u for sticking w me if u read this whole thing talk to me about it im emotionally unstable
-idk i prob left some stuff out but this is a lot already im lowkey so sad rn
-i cant wait for the next xmen movie with the other cast i need more this was all my childhood upto now i need it all please

Boyfriend I.M

asdfghjkl ok so I lost the exact words of the request but an anon asked for a boyfriend wonho & i.m. sorry to that person for loosing the request but I hope you enjoy ! ^^”

wonho version: here!

Changkyun is a really dedicated, warmhearted boyfriend. Although the public may not know of the relationship, all the boys, his family and basically non-media people know. He doesn’t try to be obvious (not out of embarrassment but mainly because his love for you is something so dear to him, that parading it around feels .. wrong somehow) but he’s still really obvious.

He texts & calls you as often as he can, whether or not there’s staff around. Every opportunity to talk to you he gets, he takes .. So basically, he’s not super flashy but also everyone knows he’s dating.

Originally posted by kittyminhyuk

Because of how hard he tries to keep in contact, it’s easy sometimes to forget he’s away for so long. Skyping him is especially great. Sometimes he can only talk for five minutes, before he’s whisked away for a shoot. Other times, you Skype for hours. He carries the phone around, so you can say hi to the guys, or so you can still talk while he’s brushing his teeth or taking off his makeup. The domestic calls are the best, because it feels as if he’s right there with you.

Originally posted by vitunkpoppi

Except he’s not there with you. He’s gone & once the Skype call ends, you roll over in an empty, cold bed to fall asleep alone ..

Night is the time you most feel the distance. But whenever Changkyun comes back, he more than makes up for the physical time apart. There’s no need to waste time on niceties, since you talk a lot and he already knows what’s going on in your life.

This means you can get straight to important business ;^)

Originally posted by bts-bap-trash

When you’re together, he does his best to spend time with you. You don’t bother much with dates, since he’s tired and wants to just relax in some pj’s & watch movies in bed with you. But during long times off, you do proper dates. Jooheon made a comment once that I.M must be a boring date because all he does is take you to the movies or a restaurant. So Changkyun wants to prove him wrong & books this fun trip to the zoo.

And you have so much fun at first until you realize that he’s a massive animal lover & is soft for all furry creatures. So he spends more time petting, feeding and complimenting the animals than you.

“You’re a beautiful raccoon, aren’t you? I bet all the other raccoons are amazed at your - Oh, look! Another beautiful raccoon! I love all these raccoons~”

Originally posted by moxiepoints

Hanging out with all the guys is either fun or stressful and no in between. They like to steal your attention & annoy Changkyun. They also tell you all the stupid stuff he’s said/done as a trainee & after debut. But it’s all in good fun. The boys are like your brothers and love seeing their maknae in a loving relationship.

But there’s times when you and Changkyun team up to annoy the guys. Sometimes your do gross stuff like kiss & call each other “my darling cutie wootie snicker doodle.” But your favourite is teaming up against Shownu. His arms are so soft and squishy and hey what a coincidence - he’s got two arms and there’s two of you so it would be a shame not to bite them :)

Originally posted by kkngie

There’s times when your Aunt leaves you both to babysit her daughter and although the first time it happened, you thought ‘Ugh, what a way to ruin our time together.’ But you both ended up loving babysitting Hana and it’s brought you both closer together. Although she’s a sweet child, she has her tantrums and teary moments so it’s hard too. But you learned how to deal with those moments together and it makes you long for the future. Neither of you are ready to have kids just yet but the future feels so full of promise and hope.

Originally posted by altwonhoseok

He has so many deep thoughts about the relationship and just about you in general. Of course he adores the boys, his family and his career but he finds that you take up most of his thoughts. He wonders if you’re eating well, if you sometimes doubt his love because of how often he’s away, if you think about him as much as he thinks about you.

And he thinks about the future, about your lives together, how many pets you’ll have, if it’s possible to have all the guys as best men, and so on. He’s so committed to you and there’s no doubt that there’ll be rocky times, like with all relationships, but you’ll be together for the long run. There’s no doubt in either of your minds about that.

Originally posted by kkngie

Me when going to see Sing...

Me before the movie: Ugh, I am dreading this…Sing is for kids, it’s going to be so boring.


Me after the movie (in awe): I love this. Sing is for teenagers and adults as well as kids. New fandom to add to the list. My babies. Much love.

<3 Confessions <3

Feeling fluffy rn


“What’s the deal?” You laughed as you followed your close, skeletal pal up the grassy hill. Sans hadn’t let go of your hand once, even though he was holding a telescope in his hand.

“what?” Sans grinned towards you, turning back lazily for just a second. “wondering where the hill i’m taking you?”

You snorted. His jokes were dumb, and you didn’t know why they made you laugh everytime. “Yes, actually.”

“don’t trust me?”

“Hard to trust someone who doesn’t have a brain.” You teased, tugging his hand back and leaving him to crash against your chest. You playfully pocked at his chest. “Or a heart.”

The most curious blue flushed across his cheek bones. He seemed to do that a lot around you, so you figured it must be a skeleton thing.

“h-haha, yeah…” No witty quip? He must have alot on his mind…

Sans led you along, occasionally inserting a pun or two, which you would laugh for, until you finally made it to the top of the hill.

“alright, here we are.” Sans stopped setting his telescope down.

You looked at the view and hummed, “It’s nice up here.”

“nice will be an understatement in just a second, kid.” Sans winked at you before coming up behind you and covering your eyes. “here, give it a second.”

You chuckled, “What’s this all about?”

“i may not have a heart or a brain, but you can trust me on this one, kid.”

“Will this trust involve your sweaty hands on my eyes for five minutes?”

“er…” You could practically feel him getting warmer. “i-it won’t be too much longer, kid.”

You laughed, “I’m only teasing, Sans! You know I don’t mind your company!”

For some reason, he only got warmer at that. “right…”

Finally, after some comfortable silence, Sans spoke up.

“alright, here you go.”

As soon as his hands left your eyes, you looked up and felt your soul fill with child-like wonder. It was beautiful, the sky was filled with stars. You had never seen the sky so clear, especially being so close to the city. It was like an array of dark blues and purples of every shade with scattered freckles of white starlight. It was beautiful.

“It’s… Amazing.” You said, almost breathless.

You hadn’t even noticed, but Sans was staring at you with that same wonder. “stars, i love you.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

You turned to face him, and Sans went bright blue. “uh, i-i was talking to the stars! the stars! i love ‘em, good ‘ol flaming balls of gas and whatnot…”

“Yes,” You turned back to the sky. “It’s beyond gorgeous. Sans. Thank you.”

“of course…” Sans sat down, quietly. “…i’m glad you like it.”



You blinked. 

“Uhm…” You looked at your hands, which were currently being held captive by the seven-foot-tall skeleton on his knees as he gazed into your eyes with a bright orange glow across his cheekbones.

“I LOVE YOU WITH THE BURNING ROMANCE OF A THOUSAND LOVERS!!” He leaned closer to you, causing you to lean back.

“You, uh…” You looked around. No wonder there were rose petals scattered literally everywhere. When he invited you to “THE MOST AMAZING AND ROMANTIC DINNER OF YOUR LIFE”, you thought he meant ‘romantic’ as in ‘fantasy-filled’ not ‘actually romantic’. Sometimes he just talks like that, with his fancy words and strange double meetings. Yet, there you are, three bites into his ‘LOVE-SPAGHETTI’ and he’s confessing to you. You wondered if all these candles were a fire hazard… “… Love me?”




“Papyrus!” You almost squeaked out, “We’ve known eachother for barely a week!”


“Hoh, boi.” You took your hand to rub your temples. At least he was cute… “Look, Papyrus, you can’t just, uhm, proclaim your love for someone after only a week of knowing them.”

“BUT I HAVE!” Papyrus smiled too bright for this world. “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN! I LOVE YO-!”

You put your hands over his teeth, “Papyrus, please!”


You exhaled.


You groaned, looking at the starry-eyed skeleton in front of you. One date wouldn’t be too bad, if he could stop it with all the ‘love’ talk. “One date, Papyrus. One. And that’s it.”

Papyrus stood with confidence and conviction, “THAT’S ALL I NEED TO HAVE YOU FALL FOR ME, TOO!”

-Orange (Underswap Papyrus)-

“Honey, do you want any popcorn?” You called back from in the kitchen.

You heard Papyrus’ faint voice from the living room, “yeah.”

“I didn’t hear a please in that.” You called back.

“because i didn’t give one.”

Snarky jerk. “Fine! No popcorn for you, Honey!” You said, smirking. You pulled out the popcorn when the timer beeped and poured it in a bowl, before making your way into the living room.

“what’s poppin’, kid.” Orange replied with a lazy smirk.

“Nothing for you, Honey.” You replied, a small grin on your face. You saw him twitch ever so slightly. You knew he hated that nickname, and that’s why you used it.

“aw, pouting again?” That received an angry glare from you, which only made him laugh. “come on, kid, learn to share.”

“No.” You said, plopping down on the opposite end of the couch. “Now turn on the movie, I want to see some murder clowns.”

“sure thing, but you know what goes really good with popcorn?” Orange leaned towards you, which made you quirk a brow.

“What?” You eyed him suspiciously.

And before you could make any protests, you suddenly saw him dumping his entire bottle of honey on your lovely popcorn bowl. “a little honey.”

You shoved the popcorn bowl toward him in a fit and fumed, “You jerk! I made that for me!”

Papyrus laughed loudly, “heheh! don’t knock it ‘til you try it, kid!”

“You ruined it! You-! You stupid-! Stop staring at me like that!”

“i can’t help it.” He mused, chuckling only slightly. “you’re so cute.”

Your face flushed a bright red, “Don’t say things like that!”

“like what? like…” Suddenly, Papyrus was too close for comfort. “i love you.”

You shoved his face away from you, “Yes! Like that! Ugh, your teasing is insufferable!”

Was… Was that a bright orange dusted across his cheeks? No, no you must have been imagining things. “right… well, let’s get this movie started, shall we?”

-Blue (Underswap Sans)-


You turned around to see your adorable and bubbly, skeletal friend bounding towards you.

“Blueberry,” You smiled as he finally caught up to you. “Where did you come from?”

Sans took a moment to catch his breath, before jumping back up with blue stars in his eye sockets. “I FOLLOWED YOU DOWN THE STREET!”



You giggled softly. What a funny guy. “Truly amazing, Blueberry. You never cease to amaze me.”

Sans flushed a bright cyan, “MWEHEHE!” 

“Well, while your here, can I buy you a crepe?” You smiled. “Something to reward the great detective?”

His eye lights went from stars to hearts in mere seconds. He must truly love crepes. “R-REWARD?”

You giggled again, “Of course! Blueberry flavor for my favorite Blueberry, right?”

“HNNNNNNGH!” He whined, squirming ever so slightly.

“Oh, dear!” You lifted his chin to feel his forehead, he was a burning blue! “Are you feeling alright? You’re so warm to the touch, sweetie!”

Sans melted into your touch, an almost goofy grin accompanying his heart-filled eyes. “Y-Y/N!”

“Sans, you’re taking care of yourself aren’t you?” You worried, “I don’t know what I’d do if you fell ill… I’d be worried sick!”


You stopped. 

Suddenly, Sans realized the words that just fell out of his mouth.


“UHM! I MEAN! I! UH!” Suddenly, Sans was running down the street, “GOTTA GO!!”


-Red (Underfell Sans)-

You downed yet another drink and laughed. “Fine, it’s true! I unironically like anime, but can you blame me?”

“haha! yes! i can!” Sans rumbled with laughter as he chugged his own shot. “stars, you’re such an idiot!”

“Says the loser who thinks wearing all black is cool!”

“hey, you take that back!” Sans rumbled, trying to poke at you but too drunk to actually land any hits. “black is cool, it makes me look edgy!”

Hahaha! Do you hear yourself?” You poured some more of that sweet brown liquid in your glass, only missing slightly. “Edgy? Okay, Emo-Kid-2000!”

“your suuuuuuuuch a bi-”

“Okay, you’ve had enough!” You laughed, swiping the bottle he was currently trying to drink from him.

“oh, you stiff!” He slurred. “your a hypocritical stiff!”

“And you’re a drunk idiot!”

“so are ya!”

“Well, you got me there, emo kid.” You took a swig from the bottle and laughed.

Sans leaned on the counter and stared at you in awe. “stars, i love you.”

“Haha, what?” What was this all about?

“your sooooooo pretty.” He started drooling. “i wanna make you mine alllll night loooong.”

You rolled your eyes, “Whatever, perv.”

“no no no no not just like that,” He drawled on. “i wanna bang ya, but i also wanna kiss ya, you know what i mean?”


“stars, i wanna kiss you so bad…” He leaned closer to you. “i wanna lean into you, and see you, and be with you, and to love you soooooo cloooose. i want you to love me as much as i love you.”

“S-Sans…” You could feel the blush across your face.

“i love y-” And then he threw up next to you.

-Black (Underfell Papyrus)-

You were sleeping on the couch when you heard it. The soft sound of the door closing. You rubbed your eyes and sat up. Was he home already?

You looked toward the door, only seeing a vague silhouette.



“I was waiting for you.” You yawned. “You always get home so late so I… !!”


“Papyrus!” You pushed the blanket off of you and rushed to his side, “You’re covered in blood! Are you alright, you didn’t-!”

He grabbed your wrist harshly and hissed, “I’M FINE.”

You were almost startled by his sharp reaction, but you knew him too well to let him scare you off. “No. You’re not.” You used this as an opportunity to grab his own wrist and drag him to the kitchen. 

He recoiled, trying to pull his wrist back, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You turned to him roughly and poked a finger at his chest, “I’m helping you out, you ungrateful idiot!”

Papyrus reeled back, incredibly offended, “I’M NOT-!!”

“Now shut your mouth, and accept someone’s kindness for once, or so help me!”

He finally closed his mouth, only letting out a few grumblings in response.

You set him down on the kitchen table and grabbed a damp washcloth as you began wiping away the stains on his bones and armor.

“YOU…” You saw a faint glow on his cheekbones, “YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS.”

“And you don’t have to get in fights when I’m not around!” You huffed. “Honestly, I wish you wouldn’t, Papyrus! I don’t like you hurting others, and I… I don’t know what I’d do if you came home seriously hurt!”


He didn’t reply for a while, as you took your time cleaning his wounds. It seems… there was a lot more blood from whoever he was fighting… 


“Of course, I waited for you.” You shook your previous thought away.


“Because I worry for you.” You huffed.

“… Iloveyou…”

“What did you say?” You tilted your head.



(Shorter ones for these guys)

-Yellow (Echotale G Sans)-

Wait, what did you say?” You turned toward your bad boy of a friend.

“I said I love you.” G Sans said, nonchalantly as he lit a cigarette.

“… You’re not serious, are you?”

“I am.” 

“Oh…” You didn’t know how to respond. He was so… casual?


“Well, what?” You asked.

“Usually, people say something other than “oh” after someone tells them those three little words.”

“What do you want me to say?”

His eye lights grew a ominous yellow, almost in an eery way if you hadn’t known G Sans for so long. His eye lights scrolled over to you, his unreadable expression unchanging, “You know the answer to that.”

-Green (Echotale G Papyrus)-

“Er, uhm, I don’t…” G Papyrus cleared his throat, nervously. “I don’t usually, uh…”

“Oh, G, are you alright?” You put a hand on his shoulder, but that seemed to have the opposite of the intended effect. “Why are you so nervous?”

G Papyrus raked a hand across his scroll, as if trying to clear his head, “S-Sorry! I’m not used to, well…”

“Hey.” You made a point to show him your most comforting smile. “It’s okay. Just relax. I’m your friend.”

“Right… That might actually just be…” With another clear of his throat, G Papyrus straightened his back, and said with the greenest face, “Y/n!”

“Uhm, yes?”

“I! I love you!”


“Wait, what?!” You recoil.

-Purple (Swapfell Papyrus)-

You were just cooking dinner as you always do, when you suddenly felt two familiar arms encase you completely from behind you, prohibiting you from finishing dinner.


“shut up.” Whoa. His voice was dark. What was he-? “don’t say anything. don’t move anything. don’t think anything. don’t. do. anything.”

You went completely still. He just stood there like that, his skull in the crook of your neck and his arms wrapped around your body, squeezing you too tight for comfort.

Just as you were about to say something (which may or may not result in some serious injuries), you heard something just below a whisper in your ear.

“i love you.”

And just like that, he let go of you, and you sucked in a breath you didn’t know you needed. When you turned around, he was gone, and you were left alone to your thoughts and a slowly burning dinner.

-Indigo (Swapfell Sans)-


“Raspberry.” You replied, coyly.

Sans rolled his eye lights, before he continued, “I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED… TO SAY YES!”

“Yes?” You tilted your head, “To what?”


“Oh, don’t worry, Raspberry.” You smiled, “I’m not trying to date you.”


“The explanation for what?”



“You…” You blinked. “You love me?”

Sans looked like a dear in the headlights, and you finally noticed the bright magenta color he was beaming. “THIS! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!”

“Wait, Sans!” But he was already running away… Wait, did he not realize that was the opposite direction of his house? Looks like you’d be seeing him sooner than expected.

anonymous asked:

Would you mind writing about the RFA(V , S) with a foreign MC whose parents are racist and don't allow her to be with them because they are Asian? But she dates them anyways because she loves them? (My grammar is $h*t I know)

This is so interesting. But it’s so touchy, I’m so afraid this can backfire and I’ll end up offending someone. Please let me know if this isn’t good, I’ll shut it down immediately (of course this is directed to my asian followers, couldn’t care less about white people’s feelings, including my own). Thank you all!

RFA + Saeran and V dealling with MC’s racist family

TRIGGER WARNING: Racism (obviously), misoginy, xenophobia (so sorry I forgot about this before, ugh… hope I didn’t do too much damage. I apologize if someone felt triggered expecting to get something else from this.


  • You introduced him to your father through Skype and he is…confused.
  • So… he’s an albino? And an oriental? How does that work?
  • Oh, and he’s an actor? Like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Did he ever play a karate fighter in some movie? Oh god…
  • “I’m pretty sure Jackie Chan is from Hong Kong, sir. And Bruce Lee was… Chinese, babe?” “I think he was born in America, and had a Chinese descendance…”
  • “And karate is a Japanese martial art, sir. They’re not all… oriental…” he says the word in disgust, ughhh… hearing this word in 21st century is awful!
  • “Oh, it’s all sort of the same thing, isn’t it?” Ohhhh… you’re so embarrassed, you want to turn it off immediately and scold your father for being… racist.
  • “No, it’s not, sir. Please don’t use a word that put hundreds of people from different cultures and countries in one tiny box. Please, get more sensitive about these issues now that your daughter is dating a KOREAN guy who will marry her someday. Have a nice day, sir.” And he turns it off.
  • “Oh, babe, I can’t believe I talked to your father like this, I’m so so…” “Don’t you dare apologizing for doing the right thing!”
  • “Well, yeah… but you know… this isn’t his fault. You know, asian actors play a lot of similar roles on American movies and TV series, so…” “Yeah, and this isn’t your fault either, my father isn’t dumb, he should see through stereotypes, we all should, you know?”
  • You were right. Zen kept thinking of this after you two went to bed. He couldn’t stop thinking of what he could do to change things.
  • And it hit him, the problem isn’t the asian actors, they just roll with the roles they can get, the problem is we don’t have enough asian people working on producing and writing jobs in entertainment, at least outside of asian countries, of course.
  • So now he’s thinking how he needs to expand his career in order to be a producer in USA or in Europe one day…
  • His manager sleeping beside him will help him through on this.


  • Your sister was in town and he was so excited to meet her.
  • She was excited as well, maybe too much throwing words like kawaii and calling him Yoosung-kun, you know, Japanese words.
  • “MC, she knows she’s in Korea and we speak Korean, right?” you’re too busy doing the facepalm to even answer.
  • And she keeps throwing Japanese terms totally out of context, for that matter. And Yoosung isn’t getting anything, he’s just scared of the way you’re glaring at her.
  • “Sis, shut up! You’re making a fool of yourself!” “What? I’m just showing support on you dating a jap guy.” “I’m not ‘jap’, I’m Korean. We… we are in Korea.” He says in a very kind way.
  • “Well, whatever, it’s all the same.” Oh god… oh no…
  • “No, we´re… we’re not.” He says assertively. Both you and your sister look at him, surprised.
  • “Jeez, calm down, cutie. I’m just trying to be nice and supportive. I’m super cool with my sister dating an asian guy and…” “But why do you have to be cool with it? There’s nothing to be cool about it, it’s just… you know what I’m trying to say? When you keep saying you’re cool and bringing my race and my country of origin everytime, I’m sorry… but I don’t think you’re cool with this at all. And that’s not…”
  • “Cool.” You complete for him and he smiles sweetly at you. “And please study a little, Japanese and korean have this historical feud, we don’t like being compared.” Oh wow, looks like he’s been studying too.
  • Your sister is so mad, she just stomps out of there telling she’ll never be back to this hellhole of a country and shit like that. Yoosung doesn’t understand how two people coming from the same environment can be so different like you two.
  •  “MC, are you really ok with your sister not really approving us?” “You mean if I’m okay with my sister being a xenophobic racist brat? Not really…”
  • “Oh… yeah, she was being kinda racist, right?” you nod. “Well, uhm… she seems to mean well, at least. That’s a start on us to teaching her.” “Yoosung, honey… you really don’t have to.” “I know, but I want to. She’s gonna be my family one day too, right?”
  • And that was the first time he made you blush in the ame way you’re used to making him.


  • You warned her about your brother being a little… nonsense. You know the guy who dated a black girl on high school and think he’s such a hero for it? That guy…
  • So he’s super excited to meet your asian girlfriend. Yeah, he emphasized “asian” a lot.
  • “Whoa, you’re tall. I thought you Asians were all tiny and cute…” hum, okay…
  • “And you are a blackbelt in judo? Whoa, dragon lady, am I right?” wtf, dude?
  • And he keeps throwing totally out of line comments about her body and how she’s nothing like he was expecting from an Asian girl, since all the asian girls he knows are completely different.
  • “The girls he saw on porn, that is.” You whisper to her, and she giggles, but deep inside she knows this is so wrong!
  • And since he won’t stop, she’s starting to get really angry. She needs to put a stop to this before he does THAT question about asian girls having sideways vaginas, because he seems douchy enough to make it.
  • “I know you mean well, but please stop before you say something really racist… and sexist as well.
  • “Sexist? And… racist? Ah, come on! I’m not racist, I’ve even dated a black girl on high school and…” See? I told you he was that guy.
  • “Hum… and I can’t even imagine why she isn’t dating you anymore…  if you used her race as a fetish like you’re doing to mine right now, we probably have an answer.” “What are you even saying, girl? You should feel lucky that MC has a supportive brother who doesn’t mind her dating another girl, an asian girl.”
  • “Oh, racist, mysoginistic and homophobic. You’re the triple threat, huh, bro? I won’t feel lucky for you doing nothing but your obligation, especially when you’re doing it wrong!” “What’s gotten to you, MC? I’m your family, you can’t talk to me like that!” “You can’t talk to me and to my girlfriend like this either, if you’re family, educate yourself before acting like an asshole!”Well, she’s not happy on being the cause of a fight between brother and sister… no, forget that, his racism was the cause of this. And she’s so happy you two are on the same page of this.


  • He made sure to pay for bringing your dad to Korea so they could finally meet. Despite of your protests of this being a bad investment.
  • He didn’t get it at first, but as soon as he met him, he understood.
  • Because your dad wasn’t even inclined to a handshake. He was a very serious cold man.
  • Jumin is worried if this has anything to do with those three days, did you mention the cage or something? Well, he wouldn’t be exactly pleased if someone trapped his daughter like he did to you…
  • He tells you that as an apology when your father goes to his bedroom to unpack, and you feel so bad. “Jumin, honey… you’re not the problem here at all…”
  • “What do you mean, MC?” “Well, I… have I told you my father used to work in the U.S.  forces, right?”
  • He has a solid knowledge in politics, so he knows your father is probably thinking about North Korea and the constant fear of the possibility of a war starting at any moment…
  • But… he’s south Korean, what does this have anything to do with North and USA? “Well, you know how ignorance works, especially when it’s related to nationalism…”
  • Right you are, but still… this is such a touchy subject, that shouldn’t interfere in your relationship. And… well, if his race is the problem, then your father is being racist, it doesn’t matter if politics are involved.
  • “Plus, if this war happens. USA and South will likely be allies, as it happened before, so no need for you to dislike me, sir.” Well, you don’t like the idea behind his point, but… he’s sort of right? “We are not all the same, sir. Please understand this and respect your daughter’s wishes of staying with me. I’m sure in the end you’re just thinking what’s best for her, and believe me, I’m doing the best I can in order to fulfill this position.”
  • Your father looks at him head to toes. “You’re smart and reasonable, I like that you’re different from the gooks I met in Vietnam.” And he offers his hand for that handshake, which… Jumin doesn’t take it,
  • The man is still racist and xenophobic after all. And you know this isn’t even close to an end…


  • He’s really excited to meet your sister
  • Then you introduce them two and they’re both nice to each other and all.
  • At least that’s what he thought before overhearing you talking in the guest room.
  • “He’s adorable, MC, and he doesn’t look that asian.” Hum… what is that supposed to mean?
  • “What do you even mean?” “I mean, he’s… redhead, and has this cool outfit, where’s the nerd kid with slicky hair that’s really good at math or something?”
  • “He is really good at math, but you’re just repeating stereotypes, come on!” “Well, there’s a lot of truth in stereotypes, y’ know?” “There’s also a lot of prejudice.” Slaaay MC, slaaaay.
  •  “Ugh, MC, ever since when did you become so prudish? Jeez, people are so touchy these days…”  even though he knows he shouldn’t,  he speaks up:  “I know, right? People can’t even be racist anymore without being called out, that’s awful!”
  • “I… I’m not racist! I am super happy for my sister dating a guy regardless of his race and…” “Regardless? Oh my God!” you and Saeyoung  say at the same time.
  • “No, honey. Of course you’re not a racist, you’re just saying that your sister is some kind of angel for being able to see a normal person behind these slant eyes of mine, and she not minding my race is a favor she’s doing…”
  • “MC, are you really letting him talk to me like this?” “I guess I will, since I’m no angel. And you brought this on yourself.”
  • Of course he didn’t want to be mean to your sister, but he totally went for it when you told him he could.
  • But on a more serious note, he wants your sister to be educated at some point, it’s not good living in ignorance, and he wouldn’t that for someone so close to you, neither would you.
  • So you two will try to be patient and show there’s much more than that portrayal of the nerd asian boy.


  • He wouldn’t say it loud, but he is excited about meeting your mother.
  • But you keep changing the subject and backing away on this.
  • And he doesn’t know what to think, why wouldn’t him to meet the woman who raised you? Oh… wait, he knows what this is about…
  • You’re embarrassed about him, ain’t you? Because he’s a freak and would definitely screw things up, of course!
  • He confronts you, and you feel so bad, especially because now you have to tell the truth: “I’m not embarrassed of you, I’m embarrassed of her…” the fuck?
  • “W-why?” “Well, she can be a little… odd.” Odd? How?
  • Doesn’t care, he wants to meet her, I mean, haven’t you heard about his mother? What could be worse than that?
  • And though maybe it’s not worse, is still pretty bad. “I’m not a racist, but I think pure genes are really important on a child’s brain development, so I would rather seeing my daughter with a white young man.” Oh my god…
  • He… doesn’t really know what to say, he kinda expected your mother would hate him, but because he is weird, not because of something he was born like and has nothing to do with his personality.
  • “Mom, that’s so… racist.” Hmmm, yeah, that’s the word he was looking for. “No, sweetie, I’m just thinking what’s best for you.”
  • “So are you saying you think your daughter would be happier with, say, a white guy who beats her up than with someone who likes her and respects her just because he’s not white? That makes no sense”.
  • “No, of course not… I… I just…” “Mom, trust me, just end this conversation here while you didn’t mess up completely.”
  • He’s so happy to know you have his back, and this is not only about his race.


  • He’s thrilled and slightly nervous about meeting your brother.
  • You’re nervous too, but for very different reasons.
  • You know those people who don’t consider themselves right-winged or left-winged, his political stand is moving forward? That guy…
  • And V was having very interesting conversations with the guy when he says this: “My sister is just like me, we don’t see race, we just see people.”
  • “Well, that’s nice, but it’s very easy for a white person to say that, you know? Since race doesn’t really play a role on their accomplishments and, most important, obstacles.”
  • “What do you mean? That white people don’t put effort enough to get things?” “No, I’m just saying that you get to face obstacles, but your race is not playing a part on this. I mean…  MC is white, but she’s a woman, so she won’t get the same wage as you in the same job, it’s the same thing with race, white people earn more for the same job in a lot of cases.”
  • “Now you’re just generalizing, don’t you think you’re doing…”  wait for it… “reverse racism?” Oh no…
  • “I… don’t believe such a thing exists.” “It does, look it up.”
  • “I will, then you look up on racial inequality in labor market, how does that sound?” “You don’t have to be condescending, you know?”
  • “I’m not, I’m just giving you a reality check you’re refusing to face. But I get it, it’s hard giving up on your white privileges.” “There you are being racist again.”
  • “Dude, even I know that is not a thing, just stop, you’re embarrassing yourself.” “Yes give up on your male privileges too and listen to the woman at least for once.”
  • Your brother scoffs “You two are such a postmodern couple.” “And you’re pedantic.” “Not to mention a little racist?” you and V say.
  • Well, this was a very clever conversation, and your brother seems smart, V can’t wait to educate him in a more proper way.

anonymous asked:


Please refer to them as PTA parents, instead of PTA moms



  • Why is he here again?
  • Oh right only because Boss couldn’t make it. 
  • Saltiest mother fucker. 
  • “Have a snickers buddy you’ll feel better” “Fuck you” 
  • Naps through meetings, isn’t very helpful. 
  • Will stick up for Frisk no matter what, and will always get what he wants when it comes to them.  
  • The kids, for whatever reason, love him. 


  • It is better to be feared and respected than to be loved. 
  • Fell has cookoffs with the PTA mom and always wins
  • He’s never invited to the PTA barbeques and socials, but Fell shows up anyway with snacks that the kids adore. 
  • Always put the other parents in their place. 
  • “Ugh why is a monster on the PTA” “I JUST ASSUMED YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO LINDA” 



  • Shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks 
  • “Ugh, you can never trust monsters to show up on time” “You’re just jealous that you don’t have a vanilla frappuccino Frank” 
  • Black isn’t as intimidating as Fell, so he makes it up for it by being cruel and harsh to other parents. 
  • “Your kid isn’t stupid Helen, they just have an idiot mother” 
  • Takes this opportunity to show off how Chara is better than every kid in their grade. 


  • The other parents think that Rus is a total pushover, but they are completely wrong. 
  • When it comes to Frisk or a child he cares about, he’s utterly loyal and will fight for their rights. 
  • Despite being constantly annoyed by the other parents, he’s the most cooperative and is willing to compromise. 
  • He always has the children’s interest in mind and will not put up with rules and changes that only benefit the parent’s egos. 
  • He’s more of a peacemaker and a diplomat. He’s known as the children’s ambassador because he’s the closest to the children. 

There are so many great fics out there that need to be recognized! If you find something you like on this list, be sure to show it the appreciation it deserves with likes, reblogs, and messages to the author! I hope you can find something to enjoy!

Just a reminder that no all/mostly smut fics will be added. If they’re part of a series I will link non-smut parts.

This is the last Bunker Reads I will be doing. From now on, my fic recommendations will only be taking place as reblogs, mostly because it takes a lot of time to compile the fics and add my comments. I might come back to this habit next summer, but I can’t say for sure. I’ve loved doing these!


  • Lame by @writingthingsisdifficult (Reader x Sam) - The ending of this was absolutely perfect! I mean, the whole thing was perfect, but Sam was so sweet and the reader’s embarrassment/flustered-ness was something I think that all Sam!girls can relate to.
  • Untitled Fluffy Sam Drabble by @trexrambling (Reader x Sam) - If there was an emoji for a dreamy sigh, I’d put it here. This was adorable from start to finish, and the little repetition at the ending was super duper cute and ugh I just loved this one a whole lot!!
  • A No-Win Situation by @winchesterprincessbride (Reader x Dean) - Ha! This one made me laugh aloud, and I can totally picture this kind of thing happening between the reader and the boys.
  • Imagine Calling Sam to Kill a Spider on the Ceiling by @imadeangirl-butimsamcurious (Reader x Sam) - This would so totally be me. (I had to call my boss to come kill a spider for me just the other week.) The reader’s little rant made me laugh because I relate to it on a very spiritual level, and I’m so very glad that Sam is there to kill spiders for damsels in distress!
  • The Klutz Curse by @idreamofhazel (Reader x Dean) - I loved this so, so much! It kept making me laugh, partially because Dean’s clumsiness is just so laughable, but partially because the whole idea of a klutz curse is definitely something that would happen on the show, and I think that Dean is the perfect character to write for it. Great job!
  • It by @seenashwrite (Reader x Dean) - It is such an interesting concept, and I would highly recommend that those of you who read this read through the description of It that’s linked at the end of the story, but this was so full of fluff and intrigue and humor as well! Your writing is beautiful, and I loved all the description that was linked in among the vagueness of it all.
  • Imagine… Listening to Classical Music by @luci-in-trenchcoats (Reader x Dean) - Dean was so sweet in this! It was short and just the perfect amount of fluff where it was sweet and sappy, yet also believeable and something that Dean woud definitely consider doing for someone he loved. You write a very thoughtful side of Dean, and I love it! Plus, I love the detail about them not using the reader’s car anymore since they typically drive Baby!
  • Silences by @percywinchester27 (Reader x Dean) - This was so, so sweet, and you write really well without dialogue! (Not that I don’t also enjoy your stories with dialogue, but you get what I mean.) I was just thinking last night about how the reader and Dean would definitely have peaceful, silent moments between them in their relationship, and I think you portrayed it really well!


  • Tape Hiss by @lipstickandwhiskey (Reader x Dean) - This was so amazing, and I think one of my favorite little parts is how you described Sam as giving Dean a “dry ‘f*** you’ look.” I also really, really loved the reader showing up. Sam’s line there was so cute and ugh, I love reunions.
  • Useful by @revwinchester (No Pair) - I loved this for many reasons, but partially because it literally could have been an episode! Your characterization of both the BMOL and the American hunters was so spot-on, and I loved the ending with Jody!


  • Scare by @bambinovak (Reader x Sam) - This was so, so good! You’re such an amazing writer and I was head over heels for this story from the moment it began. Their arguing and actions were so real life, it’s almost as if this was an episode! I loved how you wrote Sam, especially the part where he admits why he’s so mad.
  • Don’t Think, Don’t Speak by @wideawakeandwriting (Reader x Sam) - I loved this, despite that there was no happy ending! It was short but you managed to pack such a punch in those words.
  • He Should Be Here by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing (Reader x Sam) - This made my heart hurt! There’s nothing I hate more than the stories of daddies and mommies who left their kids behind, and I just can’t handle it when it’s either one of the boys!! (On the other hand, I would totally read more if this was a sequel, because the ending made my blood run cold. Yikes.)
  • Pieces of Us - You Found Me by @torn-and-frayed (Reader x Dean) - I was so, so hopeful that this was going to be fluffy. And then you broke my heart. So, I’m not even sure what to do because I’m kinda mad after re-reading this, but yeah. It was great and if you want your heart broken then 10/10 would recommend you read this because it’s angsty and it’ll kill you.

Series Works

Links in the series section are always to the masterlist, or if unavailable, the latest post will be linked.

  • The Darkside by @growningupgeek (Reader x Sam) - I love this series! It’s the perfect mix of darkness from Lucifer, plus the little bit of hope that Sam will find Y/N! I was really excited when I saw that this was a series after I went to add the first part to this list, and I can’t wait to see what Lucifer has planned for Y/N, as well as seeing how/when Sam will get to her once again!
  • World’s Best Dad by @luci-in-trenchcoats (Reader x Dad!Dean) - I am such a sucker for dad!Dean, and you write him so well! I love his interactions both with the reader and with Gracie. She’s an adorable kid. Also, the crazy plot twists are my favorite! I loved the proposal, and her parents’ acceptance and willingness to love Dean and Gracie just made my heart melt. Plus, **SPOILERS** the reader wanting to adopt Gracie just killed me! Ugh. This is definitely one of my most favorite series recently!

Non-Reader Works

  • Transplant by @zepppie (Dean) - I loved this! I think I’ve read a book where a similar thing happened, and I’m wondering if it’s the same book you read! **SPOILERS**  This is something you don’t normally read about in fanfiction, and I loved it because my dad is on the heart transplant list. I love getting to read things that are real-life situations similar to my own (kinda), so I’m glad I found this!
  • Homesick by @mrswhozeewhatsis (SamJess) - This was so cute, but it also made my heart hurt. Poor Sam has no idea what’s coming for him. My poor babies! Some part of me wishes that they could’ve just stopped at the Pilot and had a happy life together. Jess was so good for my Sammy.

Harrison osterfield x reader  

‘’Ooh! Can you do a Harrison Osterfield where the reader is playing with monty and kinda ignoring haz and he’s being salty about it?”- anon  Yes i can, Hope you like it.

“(Y/N) what do you want to eat? We have pasta and ribs, or we can order?’’ Harrison said looking through the fridge, when he got no response from you he worriedly turned around to see if you were alright. Thinking that he would find you editing or writing or even engrossed in a TV show instead he found you playing with Monty. Ever since he introduced you to his dog you spent every waking hour playing with the pup instantly falling more in love with the dog than him. Signing he tried again “(Y/N), (Y/N), (Y/N) (L/N)!’’ a smile creeped onto his face as he watched you play tug-a-war with Monty for a few second, “(Y/N) would you please pay attention for a second?” he tried again.

‘’I am don’t worry.’’ you replied as you rubbed Monty’s belly.

Happy that he finally got your attention‘’What do you want to eat?”  

‘’Food.’’ was your response.

A defeated look crossed his face. “(Y/N), we need to have a serious talk.’’ he said as he turned back around to face the kitchen.

You paused. Your mind racing trying to figure out where this was going,‘’Uh ya.’’ you said, still trying to figure out where this was heading. You didn’t realize you stopped petting Monty till he whimpered, immediately gaining your attention.

Haz started out again, ‘’So I’ve been thinking-’’

‘’Oh Haz that’s wonderful news’’, you playfully threw back at him.

Haz stopped in annoyance, ‘’Anyway’ ’he continued, ‘’look I know you might disagree with this, but-’’

‘’Totally you know me so well.’’ Words came in through one ear and out the other.

‘’And I need you to know that this is hard for me to,’’ He continued. You stopped bringing Monty close to you so he wouldn’t whimper at the loss of contact.

‘’That’s horrible Haz do you need help?” you asked turning towards the kitchen admiring him from the back, “Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy that’s who.’’ you whispered at Monty as he started to wriggle in your arms.

‘’But (Y/N) I’m sorry to say this’’ a smirk was plastered on Harrison’s lips think that you weren’t paying attention to him.

‘’You’re forgiven?” you questioned.

‘’We need to break up.’’

His words hit you in the heart. Gently placing Monty on the ground you got up, Going up to him stumbling on your feet as you walked.your whole world was crashing down.

‘’It’s just that we don’t spend time anymore together and this isn’t working out. It’s just that you never truly pay attention anymore.’’ Turning around shocked to see you standing only inches away from him. Tears leaking out of your eyes, pure heartbreak and confusion masking your face. He regretted his decision immediately but before he could say anything.  

‘’Harrison you’re joking right? Haz, baby, what’s this about? I I Haz.’’ You weren’t making any sense as a loss of words over took you. You grabbed the counter to keep from swaying, knuckles turning white from the deathly grip you had.’’Haz if, if this-s is what you want-t.’’ Turning around to leave he grabbed your wrist and pulled you into him your lips collided.

‘’Out of everything I say that’s the only thing you heard?’’ He asked, watching as your face morphed from sorrow to confusion.

‘’Don’t you want to break up though?”it came out breathlessly, almost as if you ran a marathon prior to talking.

His hand gently cupped your face,‘’Love I would never want that,I want to be with you till where gray and old.”His thumb ever so gently ran over your features.

‘’Then why-’’ you started. Instinct took over as you leaned into his touch.

‘’I needed to get your attention somehow, I swear you love my dog more than you love me!” he said with a chuckle bringing you closer to him.

Shock filled you as you lightly punched his bicep, ‘’you little ugh you’re jealous over your own dog! I hope you know that. And don’t you ever do something like that again or I swear to jesus Haz.’’

‘’I know love i know’’ he said looking down at you with pure adoration. Gently bring his lips down to yours.

‘’I love you’’ He whispered out.

‘’I love Monty’’ his face dropped. ‘’I’m kidding you dork I love you.”

Hey guys so requests are open

“Come on, Adrien dear. We’re done, it’s time to go!”

“Hold on, maman! I gotta do something first!”

Adrien tugs his hand away from Madame Agreste before running towards the little girl standing next to the counter. He takes out a package he’d hidden underneath his coat and hands it to her.

“For you!” he says with a grin. “I didn’t know it was your birthday a month ago so..uh…Happy Late Birthday! You can open it by the way.”

Marinette quietly takes the package and examines it before tearing the paper wrapping away and quickly tossing it on the floor. Adrien spots the sharp look her mother makes but the girl ignores it, instead gazing at the black cat beanie in her hands.

“Do you like it?” Adrien asks, twisting the end of his jacket sleeve.

The smile that quickly appears on her face is the brightest he’s seen on her since they’d met.

“Yes,” she finally answers with a loud breath. “I love it.”

With that, warmth floods Adrien’s cheeks as he grins. Before he catches himself, he leans forward to plant a kiss near her left eye. Marinette giggles at the sensation before looking back at him with bright eyes and an even-wider smile.

“So um..goodbye now,” Adrien says as he begins walking towards his mom with a wave. “See ya tomorrow?”

“Uh, yeah! Tomorrow!” Marinette waves back at him, no doubt her own face flushed with red.

The black cat beanie looks adorable on her, both the mothers think. 

OK SO. First of all, I did not expect that drabble to get THIS long omg (actually it was even longer but I manage to cut it down to make it quick and snappy). Second of all, I was hoping to color this completely but it wasn’t working so I stuck to generally monochromatic tones. Third, CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU AGAIN. Ugh these kids <3

ChildhoodFriends!AU headcanon: The mothers arranged to have their kids visit each other to hang out and play whenever they weren’t busy.

Edit: Forgot to mention I used a reference for the posing but tweaked it a bit of course.

Drawn for the wonderful @benihime-aratame who introduced me to those two adorable ones (they are so cute, really !), and who was nice enough to buy me a new birthday present when the kids at work broke the first one. Thank you dear ♥

And special dedication to @ugh-jolras too. I started the series, finally ! :D

(so sorry for the numerous errors in the outfits TT.TT)

Daddy A-Z: Taeil

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

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A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting?
Gotta love the old man. Taeil is more on the quieter side, he’s not one to want to have some grand announcement. Telling him is just that; telling him. Nothing spectacular, just ‘hey babe, I’m pregnant! Have a nice day at work~!’ type of thing. Telling family and friends is likely just during a huge get together, and he just drops the ball. “Ha, lame jokes as always Johnny. Did I tell you we’re expecting? Oh, well I did now.”

B = Books.- Did he read the books?
Taeil’s a smart ass guy, don’t try and act like he isn’t. If he doesn’t have a strong grasp on the concept of raising kids already, he’s 100% going to be on Google 24/7 and renting out the parenthood section at the library. 

C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more? 
Taeil is such a cuddly dad, he’s attached to his baby front bay one. 9/10 if you look at Taeil after the birth of his baby, he’s cuddling the little bundle of joy. Takes a lot of bribing to get him to hand over the babe willingly. 

D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in. 

I can imagine Taeil being kind of really shy and bashful the first thime he’s called Daddy and it fully setting in that he really is going to be a dad. Taeil’s going to get so blushy and hide his face or brush off whoever said it, telling them to shut up while his cheeks are flaming and he can’t hide the smile on his face. It’s a moment of shy happiness. 

E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies?
I can imagine Taeil being one of the dads that’s determined to make his spouse completely comfortable; he’s firm on that he’ll do all the work, just rest. So, Taeil probably detaches himself from the babe and sprints to the store when supplies are low.

F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?

Taeil usually leaves feeding time to you, letting you have your bonding time with the babe but he’s always present. He’s standing by with a rag for burping time, he fixes the bottles, or cleans up the spills.

G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby? 

While he’s clingy with the baby, I imagine Taeil being a bit more clueless with emotions involving the baby. He can bathe, dress, and feed the baby, but when it comes to a fussy baby, Taeil is lost. He’ll probably get frustrated when he can’t get the baby to calm down. Might even cry himself, lol. Fussy baby is your job, he’s getting an F in that department.

H = How?- how many kids does he want?
I can see Taeil being pretty content with two, and probably strives for two. I feel like he’d secretly be hoping for twins, or have another kids soon after the first, so Taeil’s kids are pretty close in age. 

J = Jokes.- best dad joke? 

“Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.”

K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby.
Taeil is such a raspberry kind of dad, always blowing kisses on his baby’s tummy to make them giggle and wiggle like a worm. It’s just so cute and adorable and makes Taeil all giggly to see his child giggly. Just a bunch of giggles. So precious ugh. 

L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.

That’s a moment that slaps Taeil across the face like no other. “Holy shit…this is actually happening, I have a kid, it’s in my arms, it’s so small. Fuck.” It’s so surreal for him, and he totally ends up crying. Baby sobs. He’s just standing in the middle of the hospital room with silent tears and staring at the most beautiful thing he’s every seen; his child.

M = Mommy.- what does he call you? 

Taeil’s a ‘mama’ kind of dad. Mama and Dada kind of route. So much easier to teach a baby too, instead of some wild ‘mother/father’ alternate. 

N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad ones? 

Listen, Taeil will help with almost everything but when it comes to poopie diapers, he’s noping out. He’s standing in the door, handing you baby powder, but actually doing the do, nah. Ain’t happening. 

O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits? 
Taeil wears some…not ugly, but just dumb looking clothes sometimes. He’s totally the one to find the ‘cutest onesie you’ll ever see!’ and it just looking like it was found in a trash can from 1896. Keep him away from the baby’s clothes.

P = Pet names- names he calls the baby. 

I feel like Taeil’s a classic dad, and probably calls his babies something almost typical. Like his sunshine, or little angel, or something along those lines. Nothing to wild that makes you need to know the backstory to the nickname or anything.

Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse? 

At that time, Taeil is way to focused on you that any question he could possibly have has completely slipped his mind so that’s no help. He probably doesn’t ask the nurse anything, more like he’ll just Google it when he gets home, sort of thing.

R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for? 

The biggest thing you rely on each other for is probably relaxing each other. The moral support every parent needs that hey, you’re fine. The baby’s fine. You’re not a terrible parent. You’re doing perfect, stop doubting yourself. Little words of encouragement here and there are definitely something that happens constantly when the baby comes. Just calms you both down and takes a lot of the ‘holy fuck i’m the worst parent ever’ nerves off.

S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night? 

Am I the only one that imagines Taeil being the dad that stays up later/wakes up so he can make the next day’s meals? Like meal prep and shiz, since it’s a lot easier to have everything set and ready when you have a kid, instead of trying to cook for both you and him, while feeding the baby? So typically, Taeil is up later than you/gets up regardless, so 9/10 he’s on sleep duty.

T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent. 
Back to Rely, it’s just the basic new parent fear that everything Taeil’s doing is 100% wrong. Even though he’s literally on the phone every 5 minutes, calling his mom for advice, or on Google non stop, he’s just terrified he’s flopping as a dad. But by baby two, he’s calmed down. 

U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds.
I really imagine Taeil being that ugly, choking kind of crier when he sees the legit proof that fuck….there’s actually something growing. it’s a cute moment, but he’s a blubbering mess lmao.

V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.

“Don’t eat ice! Daddy almost died once!” Nah I’m kidding. I think with Taeil, with how he had to choose between college or SM, he’d teach the kids the importance of choices and following your heart, to do what you think feels right. 

W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths? 
Taeil is always on bath duty. It’s a fun bonding moment with daddy and baby. He’s totally the dad that got a dozen bath toys for a baby that literally gets bathed in, since it’s like….a new born….don’t put new borns in a tub, okay. It’s definitely the opportune moment to get cute dad pics and videos with him and the bub.

X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays? 

I think Taeil would have a pretty chill family, holidays aren’t really insane. I think he’d be another one that has holidays with the extended family and friends at an earlier or later date, and the actually holiday is reserved just for his little family. Break out the camera, and watch a toddler take 15 minutes of open a present. #FamilyMemories

Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in? 

I really don’t see Taeil being an angry guy? Not to the point of actually fighting. I think he’s the kind of guy, let alone husband/father than just stews in frowning silence and the ‘fight’ just consists of his calm, snarky comments in reply to you. 

Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth?
I’d like to say I think the house would be fine…but realistically with mr. chokes on ice here, it’d be a hellhole. With everything set out for the day, there’s literally no room to walk, someone will always scream when they step on a leggo, where did the pacifier go? idk babe, lemme just run a buy a new one. Save them.

And That’s All She Wrote- Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Requested by my Love, @cute-mirei 

I imagine the reader always wanted to be an author, but isn’t good enough. So she starts to write/learning how to write screenplay and after years she got to be one of the authors for a screenplay where Tom Hiddleston is the main actor. And the reader has a crush on him, of course ^^“ Yeah and they met a set and maybe she helps him learning his lines etc. Well I’d like you to make a cameo appearance. The last time I really liked that! :) Yeah and maybe … Tom is bad on purpose so he’s getting to see the reader more often XD

I hope i gave what you expected Jo! Enjoy~


As a kid growing up, writing had always been Y/n’s passion. When times got tough, she found her safe haven in pen and paper. Too bad she was never good at it, she adored the idea of being able to bring her imagination to life. But, of course to any writer, it’s easy to feel insecure about what you write. It’s easy to feel as if people will see it and go, ”Ugh. Another pile of cliché crap.
Thank God she had the support of her family, else she wouldn’t be here now. She has a lot to thank them for, if it wasn’t for the guiding hands of her parents, she’d probably be stuck in some underpaid job that she’s over qualified for. But her Dad once said, ” ‘Aim for the stars, do what you love. 'Cause in the end, it’ll all be worth it.’
So, when she was in high school, she made it her duty to top her English classes, she got into script writing. When she got out of highschool, she went to collage and worked hard to make her parents proud and make a name for herself. She got out with her bachelor’s degree and a shit ton of confidence. She was hired by Hollywood to write scrips for up coming movies, but it wasn’t just her there, there’s other people who were fine with competing against her for the spot. Basically, the director just gathered a few newbie screen writers and told them what to write on, and they’d pick the best from it. It has Y/n on the end of her nerves for the past five weeks.
And after all that, here she is, nervously biting her fingernails as she tapped her feet. They were getting their results today, she was called and she had been slowly counting down the hours.

"Oh would you calm down?” Danielle, who had become a very close friend of hers since she was hired by Hollywood says.
She was an actress, and a very good one at that. She had worked in the movie industry since she was nine, she had acted in really big movies, having minor rolls in the Harry Potter franchise, and then working with Marvel studios and BBC’s Doctor Who.
They were both in her apartment, a place where Y/n had spent most of her time. Danielle was doing her best to calm her nerves, seeing that every minute she’d check her email or pace around.

“What if they don’t like it?” Y/n wonders aloud, plopping down on the red couch behind her, sitting on the edge, rocking a bit out of nervous habit. “They would love it, they’d be crazy and stupid if they didn’t take yours. I swear, if I lose that bet to Ben, I’ll die.” Danielle mutters the last part, but Y/n catches it, turning her head so fast she could’ve gotten whiplash. “You and Ben made a bet on me?” she asks incredulously, her eyes widening as she stares at the mocha skinned girl.
Who just gives an apologetic smile, taking a sip from her smoothie. Y/n sighs, rubbing her temples, an old, familiar feeling of doubt settling in her stomach. The girl almost jumps out of her skin when her phone lets out a ping, her eyes trails down to her phone on the coffee table. “Well, go on. I’m right here with you Y/n,” Danielle smiles kindly, the hand she puts on Y/n’s shoulder was reassuring.

Deep breath now, Y/n.

The girl cautiously picks up the device, unlocking it, she sees the little G-mail notification at the top of her screen. She clicks on it, and was surprised to see that it was the director himself.
“Shit… Dani. It’s from Gabe.” Y/n says, and Danielle squeals, clapping her hands together, nudging her arm with her shoulder. “Go onn.”
With her heart pounding a mile a minute, she reads the email aloud for Danielle to hear as well.

'Hey, Y/n. Before I begin, I want to let you know that I am so impressed with your work. The first draft alone was just fantastic and exactly what I was looking for–’

“Well that’s good news,” Danielle mumbles, smiling like an idiot.

'I have to let you know that my screenwriters would get absolutely nowhere without you. So how about you come in on Saturday morning so I could introduce you to the crew?’

Oh.. my GOD! Holy Flaming fish sticks!

Through her shock of finding out that she actually got to where she wanted, Danielle scrambles for her phone. And she quickly calls her boyfriend, “Hey Ben. Yeah, you owe me fifty bucks.”

“The the rest of the cast would be there, I think you should meet them.” Danielle smirks knowingly at Y/n who sat across from her in the back seat of a cab. It was month into filming, and Gabe had called her in because he wanted to see her for something or another.
Y/n was nervous, only because the one celebrity she was crushing on is going to be there. Danielle told her when the auditions came around, that a certain British actor would be working with her as the main character and she knew the girl had a crush on her now co-star Tom Hiddleston.
When the girls got to the set; a large green field, it was more country side than anything. There was a barn far off to the right edge of the field, and a horse stable not far from it. White tents were set up already, the makeup area and the food tents.
People were moving around busily, clearly putting things into order. It was a fairly sunny day, so they were doing a few of the outdoor shoots today.
“I’m gonna go get changed and head off to make up, you find Greg yeah?” Danielle says, turning Y/n in the direction that Greg would likely be before strutting away. She found Greg standing under a tent where the technical equipment was set up under, he was very easy to find, since he was in a black tee with DIRECTOR splayed on the back. As Y/n made her way over, a few of the crew members acknowledging her as she passed them.
“Y/n, Love, c'mere,” Greg says once she sees her, waving her over. Greg, was a really big director, he was a very flamboyant man with red hair and eyes like the night sky. He more acted like a kid high on caffeine than an adult, which made him very fun and easy to work with.
She didn’t see the other person standing there with him though, who he was chatting comically with. Greg wraps an arm around her shoulders when she steps up next to him, “Tom here, wanted to say a few things to you,” he smiles, motioning to a very calm looking Tom Hiddleston.

Oh God.

Y/n completely freezes up, this man is her idol, and to actually be meeting him now…a few are that privileged. Danielle comes skipping over, pulling to a halt next to the stunned Y/n and Tom who was beginning to look a lot more awkward.
“So Tommy, I see you’ve met my partner in crime,” She smiles, she had changed out of her dark jeans and white tee for horse riding gear. A white long sleeved blouse and high waisted  brown pants accompanied with black riding boots.
Tom smiles at them, running a hand through his hair that was dyed blond for his character. “Ah, yes. I just wanted to say that your work with the script was just….beautiful–perfect. It was amazing.” Tom stutters to find the right word to use, so he just goes with the ones that pop to mind. He didn’t expect the girl to be so pretty, dressed in a simple dark blue sun dress with high top converse sneakers, her hair tossed up into a mess of a bun.
When he read the script, he immediately knew why Gabe took hers at first glance. It was absolutely perfect, the way she wrote her characters – Wow.
Danielle, noticing the girl hasn’t said a word back to Tom yet, she nudges her with an elbow.
“Oh–yes. Uh, thank you. It was my pleasure,” Y/n says professionally, taking his hand in hers when he puts it out for her to shake.
“Tom, you’re up,” Greg calls, standing near the barn, his hands cupped around his mouth. Tom looks back the girls, smiling again, his eyes lingering on Y/n. “We’ll catch up later yeah?”
When Tom jogs over to where Gabe was standing, Danielle whistles lowly. Her brown eyes glued to Tom’s backside, “Girl, you are so damn lucky. If a guy that hot was hitting on me, I’d die.”

“I’m telling,” Y/n quickly replies, and Danielle snorts a laugh, “You’re hitting on Ben’s best friend,”
Y/n smiles when Danielle playfully pushes her shoulder, wiggling her eyebrows at her, “Scared I’ll take your man?”
With flushed cheeks, Y/n grumbles, “No. He’s not mine… Shut up.”


For the past three weeks, Y/n was  on set more often. She and Tom had gotten a lot closer, only of course with Danielle’s prompting and she and Greg playing matchmaker for the past week. The three of them had been up to nothing but trouble. Currently the Y/n was in the bathroom on the set site, trying to get a coffee stain out of her white blouse. Tom had spilled it on her when they were talking and Greg had accidentally bumped unto the man.
Which just flared up a stream of swears from Greg, a lifetime worth in apologies from Tom and Y/n telling them it was alright. When she goes back outside, Tom was sitting against the wall. A script book with all his lines highlighted in his hand. He gets up and they both walk back down the hall, it was lunch time, so they could do whatever.
“Hey love birds,” Danielle shouts, getting both Tom’s and Y/n’s attention. She was standing at the snacks table, munching on a pretzel. Tom shakes his head and chuckles while Y/n’s cheeks flush pink, Dani had make it her duty to call them that since the sock incident.
They were sock sliding this one time and Tom sort of fell on Y/n, but before he could get up, they got lost in each other’s eyes. And Danielle never let that ’chick flick’ moment go.
Tom’s eyes were still stuck in in the book when they walked over, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration. In honesty, he was trying to distract himself, because he noticed that for the past few days he had been feeling something that was more than just friendship to the young screenwriter. But, he was afraid to say anything, he didn’t want their friendship to be ruined and she hate him forever.
Later that day, they were once again getting ready to do more outdoor shots, Danielle was busy with that, and Y/n took that time to go see the horses in the barn. She’s been in there a few times to just pet the animals, there were only three horses, a stallion with a sleek black coat, a mare whose coat is very deep shade of brown with white socks. And a young one which is only five months old that’s brown as well.
Y/n walks quietly into the barn, she was a bit startled to see Tom there, petting the stallion. “Hey,” She says, announcing her presence to the British man. He looks over his shoulder briefly, smiling at her, “Hey.”
“I guess we had the same idea,” Tom chuckles, nodding at her. She smiles, walking over to pet the horse’s neck.
As Tom watches her he feels his heart skip a beat, how could someone be so beautiful just doing nothing at all? He must admit, he’s never felt this way about anyone in such a long time, and it scares him. All his past relations ended badly one way or another, and then to put his heart out again…..
“Y/n?” Tom calls softly, watching as she took her e/c eyes off the stallion to look at him. “hmm?”
“There’s something I need to tell you. And, I may regret this in the long run…” Tom swallows uncomfortably, chuckling nervously. Y/n gives him a confused smiles, wondering why he was suddenly acting nervous.
“This may seem forward. But the past few weeks I’ve known you has been nothing short of amazing. You are beautiful in every aspect of the word, a-and you make me feel so happy, just being yourself. An–”
Tom’s words were cut short when Y/n wraps her arms around his neck, pulling him into a hug. “I–I didn’t finish… ”
Y/n giggles, “Shut up,”
Tom wraps his arms around her waist, letting himself get lost in her embrace. She pulls away, smiling up at him, “I thought I would’ve said it first.” She laughs softly, she could just stand there forever and drown in the blue of his irises.
“C-can I kiss you?” Tom asks, his voice barely a whisper. Y/n smiles, “I’d like that,”
The kiss was soft, and sweet, as one of Tom’s hand cups her cheek and her fingers tangle in his soft blond locks.
A loud shout of, “YES!” breaks the kiss, at the entrance of the barn was Danielle, dressed in a red flannel shirt and white jeans. She had a shit-eating grin on her face. Embarrassed,  Y/n hides her face in Tom’s shirt while he chuckles and Dani does a victory dance.
“Greg! You so owe me. Pay Up!”


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Yooseven Valentines Day~💗

Right before Valentines Day💓:


  • Goes to target me
  • Gets the shit
  • Stuffs the shit in pockets and pays for a pack of gum but nothing else
  • Sneaks out of target
  • Speeds home; only paying twenty-five cents for a pack of gum, chocolates, flowers, a derpy looking stuffed bear, and a card
  • Jackpot
  • He’s really sneaky with his hiding place but he showed Saeran where it was so he could remind him just in case lol
  • Saeran immediately called Yoosung and told him in detail exactly where all his gifts were
  • Goddammit Saeran


  • Goes to Food Lion
  • Buys like eight family size honey buddha chip bags and a card that’s all he needed
  • Pays for them respectively like a good boy
  • Goes home under the speeding limit and found literally the worst hiding place
  • You could find it without looking lol
  • He never told Seven he knew where literally all his gifts were and didn’t go looking for them bless his soul
  • But Seven told him he knew where he had hidden them lol
  • He was so disheartened poor boy
Valentines Day💗-
  • “So whatcha got there Yoosung?”
  • “You already know!”
  • “Lol I know but thanks, it was perfect.”
  • It was so cute
  • Too cute
  • Like you wanna vomit not really cute
  • “So… What did you get for me?”
  • “Nothing.”
  • “?…”
  • Yoosung’s totally not about to cry
  • “Just kidding lol. Here.”
  • “Ugh you’re so mean, Saeyoung… But this bear is adorable. Thank you!!”
  • So they exchanged gifts just like that and yeah basically hung out in Seven’s room all day
  • Until it was night and time to bow-chicka-wow-wow lol
  • But honestly it was the cutest and fluffiest quickie ever
  • Was it even considered sex anymore lol

fex-from-italy  asked:

Hi! :) May I ask what is your favorite Richonne fic? Or your top favorites? I'd love to enter in the Richonne fic world and I always love your posts and your point of view so I thought to ask you. :) Thank you! PS: self recs are totally cool! ;)

Oooh, this gonna be a list! lol

I am currently working on a Richonne fic but I’ve never posted anything of it… yet. I’m honestly too nervous. There are so many talented Richonne writers. It’s very intimidating!

As for faves, there are so many but I’ll try not to get too carried away with the length of this list. Keep in mind these are in no particular order. They are all just awesome! Most of these authors have more than one amazing Richonne story. These would be just my top picks.

One of my current absolute faves right now is Private Matters by RBGzMom who I’m almost sure does NOT have a Tumblr. So you need to show all your love for that fic over on FFnet.

Then 100% you have to check out The Art of Control by @avintagekiss24 There are some BDSM elements to it but the writing and story are so flippin’ amazing. And there’s this little-added layer of mystery going on and just… it’s so good!

Honestly just go read damn near anything by @siancore but my fave would be Overprotective which is on Hiatus and it’s killing me but I’m trying to be good just like everyone else and just have patience lol. siancore was my first Richonne author. I devoured everything on their FFnet page… at least twice before I read anything by anyone else lol.

Sigh. @thebaetide is ANOTHER one where it’s like just go read whatever you want from them. They’re all so good buuuuut my fave currently is actually Before the Reign which is a prequel to TWO amazing stories, Sympathy for the Devil and Just Call Me Lucifer. So go read all of them!

Parallel Hearts by @severelybabykryptonite ! It’s this cool really original what if, a reimagining of how the ZA went down if Michonne and Rick met nearer to the start.

Getting into You by @bigunknownkingdom like… Andre is flippin’ alive and a cute lil badass… do you need any more reason to love this story? If you do there’s amazing bonding time between Dre, Michonne, and Carl and just… ugh so good!!! The chapters are also stupid long, each one a gift!

Mmm Law & Order by @lovedmoviesb   a great Richonne, Grimes Family 2.0 story! No ZA but super amazing lawyer Michonne and adorable Rick!

Oh oh Find My Way Back by Midnights-AM-Child I don’t think they have a Tumblr… but it’s pretty damn cool. Rick’s a little crazy and a little obsessed but so many super cute Michonne and Grimes Kids moments. It’s not been updated for awhile though but what’s there is super good!

Finally Honey Bees by @cranesinthe-sky not so much Richonne but so many super adorable Michonne and Judith moments. Just a sweet and fluffy series.

There are so many! I know I’m missing a bunch, these are just the ones off the top of my head. But if you look at my faves on FFnet they’re all there! Just be aware there’s a mix of fandoms in there but I think at this point most are Richonne lol

anonymous asked:

Married life with Izuku and Shouto? (separately)

Midoriya Izuku

Originally posted by midorkiya

  • the most loving husband ever
  • he would make sure he helps you whenever he’s around
  • if you guys have no kids, he would take you on dates at least twice a month
  • “will you go out on a date with me?” “we’re married”
  • (if a fem/so!) when you’re pregnant he would worry like crazy
  • “baby you cant walk!” “I HAVE TO MOVE AROUND IZUKU”
  • when you two have kids, would be the most involved dad since his wasn’t around much
  • tries to get his kids to look up to him like he did with all might
  • hides in your shoulder when they end up liking bakugou more as a hero
  • “why don’t they look up to me?” “it’s okay, baby, you’re their dad”

Todoroki Shouto

Originally posted by desu

  • would try his absolute hardest to be the best husband ever since he doesn’t want to be like his father
  • when you two are on your honeymoon, he would introduce you to everyone as his one and only, and as his spouse
  • “hey, this is spouse” “we know todoroki”
  • (if a fem!s/o) when youre pregnant, he wouldn’t show you just how worried he actually is
  • “would you like me to get that for you?” “yes please”
  • thinks it’s adorable when you can’t touch your toes during the last trimester
  • when you two have kids, he would pour so much love and affection into his kids
  • “you know I love you guys right?” “dad you’ve said that three times in a minute.”
My thoughts while watching Newsies for the first time

-the sEt oh my gosh it beaut
-Crutchie, you are my favorite character and I’ve seen you for all of two seconds
-if only I could be this hopeful
-“I don’t need folks..I got friends” my heart just melted
-“How old are you, kid?” “I’m ten, almost” GAHH he’s so adorable
-“You wouldn’t try to pull a fast one on a little kiddd” Les is my new fave, sorry Crutchie
-I’m having an eargasm
-ugh why do rich people always have to be mean
-“Somewhere out there someone cares, go tell them!” :)) I like her
-ugh at this point I’ve given up and I’ve accepted that I’ll have 83 favorite characters by the time the shows over
-How to steal a girl’s heart in 2 minutes, by Jack Kelly
-“I’ll be sleeping on the streets”
“You already sleep on the streets”
“in the worst neighborhood”
-Les is so adorable “LET THE MAN WORK IT OUT”
-I have my volume so loud I’m probably going to go deaf but it’ll be worth it cuz this music is 👌👌😩
-“AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW” I got chills, they’re multiplying
-“and who wants Brooklyn?” *crickets*
-Dang Katherine just roast everybody why don’t you?
-Katherine’s thought process is accurate and relatable af
-I’m gonna cry
-I S2G if Crutchie dies I’m gonna throw my phone across the room
-Jack don’t you DaRe run away or I’ll slap you right back to New York
-why is Katherine in Pulitzers office?
-did not see that coming
-AGHHHHHHHHHHHH end me I hate ultimatums
-how the frick do you have Pulitzer as a father and not want to shoot him
-yea Brooklyn !
-the betrayal in Davey’s eyes ripped my soul in half
-“GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT” oh this is gonna be-HOLY CRAP (jk I totally saw that coming but that didn’t make it any less amazing)
-“oh so I can’t have a good idea?” “or is it because I’m a girl” “now would be a good time to shut up” KATHERINE YOU BOSS
-aww Jack bb don’t you worry she likes you
-they’re so cute THE HECK
-10/10 would feel like a 3rd wheel again
-“Hey, its good to have you back again” “…shut ahp” boys, amirite
-“write it in ink or in blood it’s the same either way, they’re gonna damn well pay” ASDHFJFEK JACK IS BACK
-GO KICK BUTT GUYS wow I am way too into this
-holy crap that stomp after the last “once and for all” gave me the shivers
-“that old printing press in the cellar” “ohhhhhhhh”
-Jack’s smile of triumph and amusement is everything
-“Mr Roosevelt?”
“Joseph, Joseph, Joseph. What have you done now?” HAHAHAHAH
-“Well don’t just stand there and let those children sing…endlessly”
-Mr Roosevelt is hilarious omg
-“that’s DISGUSTING”
“Well that’s just the price of doing business” YES JACK
-“Newsies of New York City…WE WON!!!”
-I’ve never been prouder tbh
-“What’s Santa Fe got that New York aint? Tarantulas?”
-“come along, Governor, and show me that backseat I’ve been hearing so much about!” Medda is an amazing human
-dat kiss tho
That. Was amazing. Ok, I’m gonna go watch it again.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I don't know if you do "recs" but I'll try and ask anyway: is there a clexa fic you would recommend? It seems to me that I've already read and re-read the best ones (yours are included, obviously) and I'm having a little crisis here :( anything really, fluff,smut, hell even angst.. I'm not picky right now (without the show and the fanfiction think I'm having a clexa withdrawal :/ ) thank you !

It’s too hard for me to pick just one, so have five, in no particular order. (I’m going to assume that if you’ve read my stories, you’ve also read @raedmagdon​‘s Clexa fic. So I will be excluding those from this particular list - but if you haven’t read Rae’s Clexa fic, I recommend ALLLLLL of them!). List includes smut, fluff, angst, and everything in between. Some are multi-chapter, some are oneshots. 

1. pump mud through my veins, by @wariangle

I love this one’s conceit! Clarke falls to Earth by accident, way before the rest of the Ark arrives, and by the time they get there she and Lexa are already basically married and Clarke’s gone native. Suddenly she’s forced to act as the go-between for two hostile forces - the Arkers, who see the Grounders as menacing savages, and the Grounders, who are (rightfully) wary of the unknown, especially when it comes flaming down out of the sky and destroys a whole village. Lexa is a self-sacrificing idiot, Clarke is determined, there’s a lot of angst, but it ends on a happy note. Oh and it’s also EXTREMELY well-written. 

2. Come Morning Light, by @onemilliongoldstars

Oh my god, this one hurts so good. It’s a Clexa baby fic - non-G!P, so they have kids the not-so-old fashioned way, with a sperm donor (three guesses who that is, and why it’s the cause of so much angst). This one was written in between seasons 2 and 3, and again, Lexa is such a self-sacrificing idiot it makes you want to slap her sometimes - but in the best way. I really adore her characterization here, at once fierce and protective and possessive and also achingly tender and loving. Ugh. I just. Love this fic. 

3. tear down the walls, by @wariangle

I’m not usually a fan of modern AUs, but this one maintains characterization quite well. Lexa is an MMA fighter and Clarke is a friend of a friend, and oh my GAWD is the sex hot. The way they slide from “we’re not in a relationship, this is just fucking” to “basically married” is perfect.

4. as you are mine, i am yours, by @jonvonneumann

Clexa omegaverse, in canonverse in the beginning. Takes place during S3. GUHHHH I wish this were longer but omg the smut is so fucking hot, and the characterization is on point. Clarke is a spitfire who struggles with her omega urges, who carries a deep core of resentment and resents that Lexa’s patience and softness and sorrow are slowly eroding it; and Lexa is both the Lexa we know and love, the steely-eyed Commander with the heart of soft gold but also the alpha of everything, who takes no prisoners and no shit. And the smut. THE SMUT. Jfc. 

5. maybe they will sing for us tomorrow, by @dontholdthiswarinside

Makes me cry every damn time. Reincarnation/soulmates AU, set over 200 years in the future after Lexa’s death. They finally get their happy ending. 

Anyway, now I need to go cry a little bit. But I hope I was able to give you a few good recs, anon! Also if you check out my bookmarks on AO3, I’ve got a bunch more. But these are just a few of my especial favorites. I hope you enjoy them!