ugh this is so gross don't look

Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."

Warning, some serious fluff coming your way. Seriously, I’m slightly embarrassed how fluffy this is.

Ace hobbled along the long quiet hallway of the hospital, Marco close by his side.  The staff had offered for the injured man to use a wheelchair but Ace insisted that he didn’t need it, nor did he want the crutches.  Marco, of course, disapproved and intended to scold Ace at a later time but for now he was too relieved Ace wasn’t worst off to push it.  At least he would be there should walking prove too difficult.

At the sound of muffled voices they both looked up to see various members of their family sprawled about the waiting room.  Newgate looked up and smiled kindly, relief evident in his eyes.  Izo slept against Thatch’s shoulder as he was discussing something with Haruta.  Sabo was leaning back with Luffy stretched across his lap.  And Jozu leaned against the wall lookingup for them.

Ace snorted at the sight and shook his head. “You told them I was alright didn’t you?”  He laughed softly when Luffy shifted and nearly rolled off Sabo’s lap.  Sabo just barely catching him in his barely awake state.  “Honestly, it’s not like it’s my first visit here and probably won’t be my last. They should all be in bed by now.”  Contrary to his exasperated tone, there was a soft smile.  Marco knew it meant a lot that they were all waiting there for him.

But those feelings were short lived as Marco dwelled.  “They were worried.”  He intertwined his fingers with his right, hand. “You could have died.” Marco’s voice was just barely a whisper.  Ace stopped and turned to look at him and Marco tightened his grip. He was almost afraid to let go.

Being a paramedic you learn to distance yourself from the emotions that generally follow the average human at the sight of horrors one is faced within this line of work.  But when his unit got the call that a firefighter had been injured and in need of immediate care, he couldn’t stop the dread that welled up.  He was quick to snatch up the intercom to say his car was on route and pushed to be the first to arrive.  

His fears were realized when the firefighter in question had been Ace.  They were quickly fed the details as Marco dropped on the lawn beside him.  Ace had gone up to the third floor when they had learned and elderly woman had yet to make it out.  Before Ace had been able to get her out, the floor collapsed beneath them.  Ace had managed to push the woman to the side to save her from the fall but he was unable to avoid it himself.

Marco had been saved from worrying about the elderly woman by the ambulance that had followed in seconds after.  He had tried to separate himself from the situation, to be purely professional but couldn’t stop the panic from setting in when Ace had not responded.  Luckily he had been saved from his panic when Ace woke several seconds later.  Marco couldn’t help but smile when his name was the first thing Ace had said.

In the end Ace had been very lucky.  He had a sprained ankle, a broken write and was covered in minor burns, bruises and scrapes but he could have wound up a lot worst.  For hours he was kept on oxygen and slept through one hell of a headache brought on when he hit his head.  Until finally Ace was able to sign himself out, refusing to stay through the night, even though it was already 2:16 am.

Marco shook his head of the memory and met Ace’s gaze. “You could have died.”  Ace’s shoulders sagged and he opened his mouth to retort but Marco cut him off.  “You could have died and I would have never gotten your answer.”  Ace furrowed his brow and tilted his head, confused.

Marco took a deep breath and let go of Ace’s hand.  He stepped back a foot and faced Ace directly. “I keep planning, keep revising what I’m going to say, how it’s going to go.  I’ve even gotten Izo leaning over me to check to make sure it’s perfect.  But every time I think ‘this is it’ something happens or it’s just not good enough.  It’s not perfect.”  Marco could feel his palms getting sweaty and his stomach flipped.

Ace stood by, his face etched with confusion. “Marco” he started but said man raised his hand to silence him.  After all if he didn’t get it out now, he might miss his chance forever.

“I had a realization tonight that there will never be a perfect time.  If I keep putting it off, I might never be able to ask you. So.”  Marco reached in his back pocket and kneeled before Ace.  Slowly he opened the small velvet box and held it out.  “Portgas D. Ace, will you marry me?”

Ace stared frozen, mouth slightly ajar.  He looked from the ring to Marco’s face. “You…I…Me?”  Marco smiled.

“There is no one I want to spend the rest of my life with but you.”  Ace’s breath hitched and remained quiet for a minute before a smile slowly broke over his face.  He started off with a small chuckle before a he was in a full blown laughter.  He dropped to his knees and flung himself at Marco, winding his arms tightly around him.  Instead of answering he just nodded his head repeatedly.

Marco was quick to join in his laughter, joy spreading through his chest.  Over Ace’s shoulder he could see his family. Their family.  Sabo held Luffy back in a tight hug around his waist.  Izo was repeatedly smacking Thatch’s shoulder in excitement. He didn’t need to see clearly to know he was crying.  Haruta was obviously trying to not cry as well.  Marco’s smile somehow stretched further and he closed his eyes leaning into Ace.  

It certainly wasn’t a traditional proposal.  No fancy dinner, no music or formal clothing.  Yet, it felt better, it felt right.  After a short while, he pulled Ace up.  Ace wincing slightly.  Flinging himself on the floor certainly didn’t do his injuries any good but of course he couldn’t regret it.  Still holding Ace close, he brushed his thumb over the freckled cheek.

“I love you” he whispered and Ace leaned up and met his lips.  The kiss was short and sweet before they pulled away.  Marco gently pressed his forehead against Ace’s and Ace looked up into his eyes.

“And I love you.”


Still going by Devereaux?

I’d like to take a second to make a post about all the Puerto Rican food I miss eating. So if you life fried foods or just delicious foods in general, this post is also for you.

an example of a place to find the foods I’m about to show you:

first we have some lechon:

then we have some pasteles con arroz y gandules:

(I know, it looks gross. But trust me, it is soooo good ugh.)

there’s always a jibarito if you want something light:

next up, some alcapurrias:

followed by some pastelitos:

can’t leave out the tostones:

gotta add in the traditional arroz y habichuelas:

(in my dad’s house this is literally a side dish to EVERY dinner he makes)

and we’ll finish this post with a snack platter:

and of course we can’t forget dessert:


“You’re so beautiful to me
It’s true-
Amazed by you
I think I’m falling…”

Phineas and Ferb Starter Setences - Part 1
  • "What do you mean you can see it from your house? See what?"
  • "It seems like we've had this conversation before"
  • "What an unexpected surprise...and by unexpected I mean...completely expected!"
  • "We should have charged more"
  • "From my mom's closet, you like it?"
  • "You're not a quitter. You're a fighter."
  • "And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away its food."
  • "You still have to pay for the jacket."
  • "Wow, you sure like a lot of pepper. I'm more of a paprika [man/woman] myself."
  • "I should have taken blender lessons."
  • "This is a dandruff commercial. Is there something you're trying to tell me?"
  • "Look. My client gets 3 percent of the gross and a piece of the back end, or he walks."
  • "By the age of five, I was forced to throw my own surprise party."
  • "Why don't you let go? Doesn't it hurt your fingers?"
  • "Well, he was all up in my face."
  • "Thanks for using the key I gave you, it's much more civilized than crashing through my ceiling, don't you think?"
  • "Have we learned nothing from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein?"
  • "Well, as a lazy tailor would say, suit yourself!"
  • "Ugh, 80's music is so 2002..."
  • "Go ahead. Eat all you want. My dreams are smashed to pieces and all you can think about is food."
  • "I think cheerleaders are so overrated. I mean being gorgeous and popular, does that matter in the real world?"
  • "Well, beat me with a chicken!"
  • "Is my nose really that pointy?"
  • "Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?"
  • "They don't give these out to just anybody, you know."
  • "I was weak."
  • "Find a nerd, take his underpants, and run them up the flagpole."
  • "It's not the worst date I ever had. There was the one that kept stabbing me with the fork."
  • "Don't worry, the swelling will go down. You know, probably."
  • "Your breath smells like candles."

get to know me meme: [1/10] ships; Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield

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