ugh this colouring went so wrong

The last thing each of the signs have said to me
  • Aries: I'm sorry I'm just not strong enough to do that you're really heavy
  • Taurus: yeah I know he's an anime character but that doesn't mean I don't want him in my ass?
  • Gemini: she asked me to go out with her but my horse doesn't like her?
  • Cancer: please remember the confetti it's important to my dog
  • Leo: he's cute but ugh he went out with cindy and that bitch is anti-fem and I don't want anything to do with that
  • Virgo: you spelt they're wrong
  • Libra: oh man did you watch strictly come dancing last night
  • Scorpio: so..I sucked mr Andrew's dick
  • Sagittarius: SHIT! MY EGG!
  • Capricorn: I just... What's the point of thanksgiving.. why are white people thankful for murdering loads of coloured people..
  • Aquarius: holy shit why does everyone hate Aquaman
  • Pisces: stop saying I'm a fish