sleeping with someone is literally tHE BEST THING EVER like having someone pull you closer when they’re sleepy and giving you soft kisses because they’re tired but still wanna show affection is SO GREAT
HOWDY HO YA’LL IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF ‘LISTEN TO VAL BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO TELL YOU’ BEAUTY AND THE BEAST LIVE ACTION VERSION
the costume designs in this movie I c a n n o t b e l i e v e
the set design too, holy shit
this beast ain’t gonna take your shakespeare bullshit here take the whole fuckin’ library and then you come talk to me about romances this is unbelievable
I don’t give a fuck I will fight everybody about Le Fou
I’ll punch a wasp I don’t give a fuck
Belle can sing ya’ll— like I don’t know if the design firm behind the trailers just autotuned the fuck out of the audio they were given but she sounds great
okay I’m sorry I work in the CGI field and half of this movie was just me freaking out about the rendering of the beast’s fur and his expressions, they did so great, holy shit, ugh, I was so impressed I’m fucking mad about it
seriously dan stevens was physically in this movie for maybe three minutes and the rest of it was face/motion capture and he just shines throughout the whole goddamn thing
belle whacks multiple people with sticks, it was good times
HER YELLOW DRESS WAS SO AMAZING YA’LL YOU HAD YOUR DOUBTS BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT SHIT WAS GORGEOUS
Le Fou, again, I’mma fight people
adlkjflkjdg I DON’T WANT TO GET TOO SPOILERY BUT THE GROWL????? THE G R O W L???????
AUDRA MCDONALD????? WHY YOU GOTTA GO SO HARD??????
Stanley Tucci was in this movie? Like holy fuck?
Gaston????? Like holy shit????? He wasn’t so bad in the beginning but as the movie went on he just got creepier and creepier and creepier?????
Is it just me or were there a shit ton of interracial couples in this movie? I counted at least five, I think? I KNOW THAT IS SUCH A LOW BAR TO SET BUT I WAS HAPPY TO SEE IT IN A HUGE ASS DISNEY FILM
FUCKING LE FOU’S LINE IN KILL THE BEAST ‘Marching off to battle, yet I fear the wrong monsters have been released’
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?????
WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEEL FOR A MINOR CHARACTER LIKE THIS, DISNEY
out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory
like– kids are pretty smart, y'all. they can see that every kid on the team gets a trophy and is told they did a good job; they can also see that not every kid on the team deserves a trophy, and not everyone did do a good job
the logical conclusion to draw from this is not “i’m great and i deserve praise”– it’s “no matter how mediocre i am, people will still praise me to make me feel better, so i can’t trust any compliments or accolades i receive”
this is not a recipe for overconfidence and narcissism. it is a recipe for constant self-guessing, low self-esteem, and a distrust of one’s own abilities and skills.
where did this whole “ugh millennials think their so-so work is super great” thing even come from it is a goddamn mystery
Walking down the hallway, fresh out of the shower, I
started having second thoughts. I wondered if it was such a good idea to
try to seduce my Dad. I’d been flirting, and teasing him for weeks. And
now, walking down the hallway, soaking wet and wrapped in a towel, I
was really starting to consider that I might actually fuck my Dad. With
every step, my legs got weaker. And my pussy got wetter.
into his room. The door was open so I didn’t bother knocking. He was at
his desk, doing some last minute stuff for work. “Hi Daddy” I said in a sing-soggy voice. He turned his head and looked at me. After a quick
moment of him eyeing my towel covered body, he smiled. His smile
immediately melted me, and all my second thoughts evaporated.
“Hey there, cupcake.” He said cheerfully. “Have a good shower?”
hesitated for a moment as I recalled myself in the shower only 10
minutes about, furiously fingering myself through two orgasms. I
smirked. “It was really good Dad.”
“Good. So do you have any plans
for tonight?” I could see him shift in his chair uncomfortably. After
teasing him so much, having me standing in his room almost naked might
have been getting to him. “Your Mom wont be home till late. We could
order out, or we could…” I couldn’t even hear him. His voice echoed in
my mind but I couldn’t hear the words. My breathing was getting heavy,
and I couldn’t wait any longer.
In the middle of his sentence I
released the towel that shielded my naked body, allowing it to unwrap
from around me and fall to the floor.
He sat there, unable to
finish his sentence. He looked at me for what felt like forever, but was
really only a couple seconds. My skin burned everywhere his eyes
wandered, and my pussy dripped. He snapped out of his shock and
confusion, slamming his eyes shut. “Jesus Marie. Put your towel back
on!” He shifted in his chair again.
My throat was dry as I spoke back to him. “No, Daddy. I need this.”
“You need this? Need what?” He asked, his voice flustered.
need you to look at me, Dad.” My voice was unsteady as I spilled
everything. “All the flirting, and the teasing. Did you think I didn’t
know I was doing it?” His hand dropped, and he looked at me. His eyes
didn’t wander, they met mine and were fixated there. “I’ve seen how you
look at me, and it makes me wet, Dad. When I’m alone, I think of you.
When I’m with my boyfriend, I think of you. I hear you fuck Mom
sometimes, and I imagine myself in Moms place.” My composure began to
unravel the more I spoke. My voice was a nervous mess. “I’m giving
myself to you, Dad. Please…”
He leaned back in his chair, looking
me in the eyes for a long while before they began to linger down my
body. I watched as he drank in every inch and curve. My face went red as
he stared intently at my body. I blushed more when I noticed he wasn’t
trying to hide the growing erection in his pants. The silence was
deafening when he finally spoke, his voice unsure. “Are you sure this is
what you want?”
I bit my lip, and nodded confidently.
slowly reached for the zipper of his slacks. My spine shivered as I
watched him slide it down. “Your mother can never know about this…” I
smiled, almost crying, as I agreed. He reached in, and grabbed his cock,
pulling it out. It stood proudly, straight up out of his pants. My once
dry mouth was now watering in anticipation. I stepped forward, kneeling
down in front of him. I locked eyes with him, and he gave me a
reassuring smile. “I never thought this would happen…”
“I did.” I said as I reached forward and took his cock in my quivering hand.
moaned as my fingers wrapped around him. “I don’t want this to change
anything. You still mean everything to me, cupcake.” My pussy tingled.
He still used the pet-name he gave to me when I was little, even while I
was touching his cock. I kept my eyes on his and smiled wide.
“I love you too, Dad.” I leaned forward and wrapped my lips around him,