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Good morning, I couldn’t sleep anymore so I just went on Youtube and bumped into this work of art. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH IT.

I don’t wanna say that I’m crying but I think I don’t have anymore tears in my eyes.  

INCREDIBLE. 

Made by: @red-jamie and @gaysweaters, you both are incredible. Thank you for doing this. 

I’m just gonna keep crying, WATCH IT PLEASE! 

Cuddling with Mark
  • this smol bby had another request <3
  • i love him so much but this was terrible, lmao
  • i had 0 creativity to write today, i’m such an awful “writer”, lmao
  • if you could call me that xD
  • oh my god, d-did i just used xD ironically
  • okay so!!
  • first thing first
  • i don’t think that mark is a clingy person?
  • i mean, he clearly doesn’t mind at all if someone has skinship with him
  • and specially if it’s from his s/o
  • but he would rarely start it
  • he may, idk grab your hands or maybe won’t be too shy to ask for a hug or comfort if he needs it
  • but he doesn’t seem necessary to be over 24/7 to let you know that he loves you
  • yeah das right
  • so you almost always start the skinship
  • and he likes it a lot
  • specially if it’s like really spontaneous??
  • like your in the middle of a conversersation and you randomly just start snuggling him
  • he would smile super widely and even blush a little
  • and then he would lazily place his hands around your shoulders/back
  • and then just keep talking with you, maybe in a warmer and softer voice
  • even tho in the beggining of the relationship he would always get really flustered and blushy when you did that asdfghjklñ
  • so cute, honestly
  • buy going to the story now!!!!
  • so, mark left you babysitting the dreamies while mark and hyuck were practicing with 127
  • and at first you were like
  • “ugh, why me you have kun and hansol, and yukhei and jungwoo and ten”
  • “yeah, but then i was planning to take you out”
  • and you were like !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • okay!!!!! sure!!!! i love the dreamies!!!!! i love baby sitting!!!!!!!
  • but, tbh two hours on it and you were e x h a u s t e d
  • you did everything that day, cook, eat, watch anime, played, runned, e v e r y t h i n g
  • and rn for one side you had jisung and chenle running aroud
  • and for the other side you had  jeno and renjun fighting bc they couldn’t decide if the wanted to watch moomin or one piece together
  • aND YOU WERE SCREAMING AT FOUR SMOL CHILDS TO STFU YOU KNOW
  • “if i show y’all embarrasing mark videos would y’all let me alone?”
  • “…maybe”
  • “it’s saved on snapchat”
  • lmao, so you gave them your phone and went to mark’s bed to rest a little bc this kidz are insufferable
  • jK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I NEED A COMEBACK OF THEM ASAP
  • also, hopefully mark would be young enough for the next comeback of the dreamies <l3
  • the thing is that you accidentaly fell asleep in his bed
  • i mean, it’s completly understandable
  • his bed is probably super cozy and warm and probably smells like him too
  • so you were in heaven basically
  • the thing is that like half of an hour 127 practice ends
  • and when haechan enters to the room he’s like ???
  • “mark, y/n passed out in your bed”
  • “no, jeno delete th- what?”
  • and he naruto runs to the bedroom just to look at you
  • aND HE GETS SO SOFT AND SMILEY
  • he would take like a hundred of pictures of you
  • basically as a revenge, lolz
  • and once haechan is gone he would quietly get closer to you
  • first he would just sit by your side, then he softly caress your hair, and then he would lay by your side but keeping his distance
  • and like this until he had both of his arms and legs around your figure
  • !!!!!!! lmao, so cute
  • he wouldn’t want to wake you up but at the same time he’s internally dying for caress every exposed skin that he sees
  • he wants to leave kisses in all your face and hug you tightly with his arms
  • until he was like “ugh, fuck it”
  • aND HE GRABBED YOUR WAIST AND PUT YOU SUPER CLOSER TO YOU
  • and when you wake you’re like ???
  • “mark what are you d-”
  • and he jUST KISS YOU
  • and you were so confused bc i fell asleep and i woke up next to a sweaty mark who’s now randomly kissing me
  • but oh well what can we do about it, am i right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • and then he separates from you and smiles super widely at you
  • and you were like pLS STOP MY HEART
  • “you looked really pretty,,,,, i had to do it”
  • aND YOU GOT ALL RED BECAUSE MARK LEE JUST DID THAT!!
  • “shut up”
  • “i came here to gave y/n her phone back but now i’m traumatized”
  • rip chenle lmao
  • and the end
  • I TOLD YOU IT WAS BAD, I TOLD YOU THIS SUCKED
  • oh my god, i’ll go cry now thx love y’all

oh geezas fandom. geezas CRUST. unFUCKINGbelievable.

  • “bwuh they kept this major personal decision in their lives a secret from their frieNDS OHNO OMG THAT’S SUCH A BETRAYAL THEY’RE GONNA END UP HURTING THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT THEM UGH HOW SELFISH BWAAAAH” literally grow the fuck up. if that’s the kind of friendship u think VM has, some flimsy, weak-ass shit that’s gonna get ripped in twine simply by a fucking secret then we c l e a r l y have not been watching the same-ass show
  • “that was so inSENSITIVE OF THEM TO TALK ABOUT BEING MARRIED IN FRONT OF SOMEONE WHO THINKS SHE’S NOT GONNA GET MARRIED ANYMORE OMG HOW AWFUL THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T KEEP SECRETS OHMYGOD” again, literally grow the fuck up. just coz they’re a family doesn’t mean they need to talk about fucking everything that they do or say or decide. hell, how much of your personal life is secret from your own flesh and blood as opposed to how much they actually know of you? it’s their fucking decision, it’s their fucking prerogative. besides, the thing with vax didn’t even happen until like 2 in-game days ago, which is WAAAAAY after what percy and vex did which obviously happened in the year they had off, when they were all mostly doing their own separate things. and if you think keyleth is mad at them for getting married then maaaaan do i have news for you.
  • “keyleth is such a buzzkill omg why can’t she just be happy for her friends she’s so selFISH UGH GROSS” one more time, literally grow the fuck up. people are capable of feeling more than one thing at any one time about and because of several different things. she’s not even mad at percy and vex per se, she’s upset that she’s not gonna get something she probably wanted that means a lot to her. even if that was, say, pike and scanlan, she’d STILL be fucking upset. AND SHE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BE.
  • “oh god keyleth is super upset OHNO her emotions are all over the place thIS SHIT COULD BREAK HER OHGOD” look, i love that you’re worried about her, that’s great, buT OHMYGOD DO NOT FUCKING DEMONIZE EMOTIONAL INSTABILITY LIKE THIS. this is not the thing that’s going to break her. everyone fucking grieves when they lose someone, it’s probably even worse getting them back only to find out that there’s a very definite period at the end of that sentence. she’s upset not about everyone’s mortality but her own long life, she thinks it’s a curse, but she’s always known that shit to be true no matter what happens, she was always going to most likely be the one to outlive them all if they survive. plus, she’s been through so much and come out stronger, and i just don’t even know what to tell you if you think this whole deal is going to be the final nail in the coffin. it almost feels like a disservice to her strength to even THINK that something like this would finally take her down.
  • also someone told me that at least one person is saying that percy made vex keep it a secret and legit i have no fucking clue what even makes you think that but if you think that that’s the kind of relationship that percy and vex have then hONESTLY IS IT STILL CRITICAL ROLE YOU’RE WATCHING COZ IT DOESN’T FUCKING SOUND LIKE IT. also, how the fuck is percy the one who made anyone keep shit a secret when a) WHITESTONE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CALLING THEM “THE DE ROLOS” FOR A WHILE NOW and b) HE WAS THE ONE WHO BLURTED IT OUT WHEN PANICKED ABOUT VEX’S LIFE, AND HE’S THE ONE SLIGHTLY PANICKED THAT HE PANICKED LIKE THAT. 
  • oh and this is unrelated but someone told me that someone straight up called Tary “abusive” of Vex for dangling money over her head and GEEZAS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. Tary didn’t even fucking know that Vex had a thing about money when they first met. plus, vex straight up TOLD tary to pay an exorbitant amount for VM’s services when they first met. and hoLY SHIT Tary throwing his money around was never to show Vex up, it was just to prove to anyone watching, including himself, that he could deal with shit on his own. if you think that’s abuse you’re gonna need to re-consider how you define that term coZ OHMYGOD

geezas crUST, critrole fandom. geezas himiny crUST.

Listening to 21 Chump Street
  • Naomi: Justin.
  • Naomi: Take the money.
  • me: n o...
  • *wOOsHHhHHH*
  • Justin: I don't want your money.
  • me: aGh
  • Justin: I got this just for yOoOOUUUUU KEEP YOUR MONEY.
  • me: *is hit with several waves of emotion all at once*
  • M Y H E A R T
  • me: *falls over*
  • me: *clenching chest*
  • me: MY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  • h e l p m e
5

// I L I K E I T W H E N Y O U S L E E P F O R Y O U A R E S O B E A U T I F U L Y E T S O U N A W A R E O F I T //

“Live now at Sayazagi Academy! We at SDS News have recieved a tip that a group of students here are planning to open up not only an idol group but a host club as well!! A daunting task indeed~ Look I believe here’s one of their member’s now!!


“Hello there! You’re a member of the new idol hostclub group here correct? Could you tell us what your name is?”

“You’re a bit loud, tone it down would ya. It’s Blue Jay”

“Wonderful! So why exactly did you want to join the club?”

"I didn’t have much of a choice, the head master is a *****”

“…you’re editing that out right…

“Is there something special you personally hope to accomplish in the group this year?”

"I’d like to get a new guitar I suppose.”

“What?”
“Yes, that’s it….” 
“No, nothing in particular with the group….”

“tch, I guess ‘I’ hope ‘we’ make it through the year & earn some money…..”

“There, happy?”

“I see. So final question, what would you like to tell your fans?”

"Visit us, stick around, spend your money and do whatever I guess.

“What do you mean smile, why do I ha–”
“Ugh - is this over yet.”


BLUE JAY IS NOW ACCEPTING QUESTIONS

Enemies to lovers w/ Renjun
  • i f i n a l l y got a renjun request, i’M SO HAPPY
  • i feel like this would be kind of hard to do tho bc baby renjun is so pure like how can someone hate on him am i right
  • i mean yeah sometimes he rlly hates jeno and he’s really grumpy when you wake him up bUT he just needs more patience lmao
  • even tho, i don’t believe a 100% that he’s the purest member of the dream team
  • not saying that the other one’s are not i just don’t think he’s THAt cute and innocent, idk he gives em those vibes
  • i really miss his black hair btw bUT THE BLONDE HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD TOO
  • but it doesn’t matter, let’s start
  • okay so,,,, first of all, it wasn’t always a hate relationship. actually, in the beggining, y’alls friendship was really cute and sweet
  • he would always treat you kindly and would try to help you even w the smallest things, especially if you’re younger than him
  • mostly it was bc he really cared about you, but, the truth is that since the beggining had a crush on you, he would talk all the time about you
  • “y/n was so beautiful yesterday, i have no doubts that she probably looks even prettier today”
  • “y/n’s outfit was so pretty, she looked so cute today”
  • “wow, y/n just gets more and more beautiful everyday”
  • ugh, those months were gold for both of you tbh
  • but as his feeling grow more and more everyday he would get more protective & jealous of you and would notice lots of things
  • like your inside jokes w jaemin, how comfortable you felt around chenle, how jeno and you had no secrets at all in y’alls friendship..
  • and, you know when u really like someone but you don’t know how to talk to them so you start bothering the shit out of them to get their attention??
  • well, that was his first reaction to his jealously and to the whole situation
  • he would create arguments w you on purpose and tease you about everything 24/7
  • and it was kind of funny for you the first times bc he was just playing around ya know
  • but he would start to get really fvcking annoying
  • and past like a month or so you find yourself basically hating on him and talking shit about him 24/7 w the other members
  • “renjun is so stupid, i almost got hurt bc of him today”
  • “renjun started a rumour of me liking him, h i m, ew, disgusting, never”
  • “probably even moomin hates him”
  • and the other dreamies were sO DONE
  • and king donghyuck was the one who actually let you know about the whole situation
  • “you talk about him just as much as he talks about you, both of you are unbearable"
  • and you were like wAIT REPEAT THAT
  • and he told you everything, everything , e v e r y t h i n g and you felt so stupid
  • and you also kind of realize that you may have some feelings for jun too
  • like, this past days you have been thinking about him a lot and ugh he’s just so precious?? like?? an actual angel???
  • “donghyuck, make a plan for us were we can confess to each other in the end”
  • “forget about it, stop being so immature and just go and tell him”
  • “y/n, there’s literally a 0% of probability of him rejecting you”
  • “y’all are seriously made for each other”
  • and you were like uGHgGHg, but he was right after all
  • so you started with small steps, like actually giving him the attention he wanted in the beggining and taking care of him in obvious ways
  • “renjun, don’t go there, it’s dangerous”
  • “hey, so, i was with kun the other day and he insisted on giving you this moomin plushie that i found”
  • “renjun? i bought you some of your favorite candy, do you want some?”
  • basically a tsundere all the way
  • and his heart would beat so fast whenever you start being like this and would get so smiley and shy
  • and you wOULD NOTICE AND YOUR HEART WOULD MELT BC HE’S SO DAMN CUTE
  • and there you are both of you super blushy and smiley and hOW CUTE 
  • and all this cute actions from your part would motivate him to treat you again in that sweet and caring way
  • eventually y’all would talk in a more chill way and would be friends “again”
  • and since y’all are making your feelings so obvious this time y’all would be all skinship and compliments 24/7
  • bUT NOTHING WAS HAPPENING YET
  • so the dreamies went back in the game, lmao
  • they invited you to the dorms so all of you can watch some movies together and have like a fun night together
  • but in the end this little devils just went to the 127 dorms and let you and renjun alone
  • and it was great, tbh, y’all played around and talked a lot
  • and instead of wacthing those boring action films y’all watched moomin as y’all were cuddling together under the bedsheets
  • and you planned a few ways to confess to him but still were a bit scared of it, ya know
  • but you also knew that if it wasn’t now it would never happen
  • so just went for it
  • “renjun?”
  • “i have to tell you something”
  • he would look at you and smile at you widely, making your heart go cray cray
  • “no, you don’t.” 
  • “did no one tell you that actions speak louder than words?”
  • and, oh my god, he would get really closer to you and leave a kiss on your lips in a really sweet way
  • but then he would separete and cover his face with his hands
  • “oH mY GoD i’m SorRy i gOt ShYYY”
  • and you were in so much pain because how can someone be so damn adorable????
  • so y’all spent like ten minutes just laughing and blushing like idiots
  • but then he would hug your figure and kiss your cheek sweetly
  • “i guess you’re finally mine, y/n”
  • “right?”
  • and he would look at you with so much love
  • “maybe i can answer that with an action instead of words, uhm?”
  • “please do”
  • oKAY AND THE END
  • THIS IS SO CUTEEE E  EE E E  E E
  • I’M DYING D Y I N G
dont hug me im scared 6 full lyrics/commentary

*soft sobbing*

goodnight guys

i miss u

o h

somebody’s s l e e  py

huh?

HUEHEUHUE

BUT THATS SILLY

no!

how cna you be sle e py…. if you dont knwo how to have d r e a m s?

no! i dont want to know! i-ii dont want to know how to have dreams! no… no!

dReAmS aRe ThE mOvIeS thaTT LIVE in yOuR HEAD

(stop!)

E V E R Y N I G H T

when yuo sl e e p in your b eD

AAnd yo U CAN HAVE a dre am AOBUT riDINg a hors;e;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

(no!)

and YOU can ha ve a DREAM about  D̡̟̗̊̏͌ͪ̑͡Ŗ̣̗̱̠̌ͬ̊̊̃͐̀Ǫ̵̰̜̩̜̙͖̗̫̭̔͒ͮ̅͝W͇̤͖̟̜ͣͧ͗̈ͣ̑͂̇͠͞N̴̨̘̬̮̘̗̘̭̫͗ͧͣ̚͞I̷̩͓̣̖̠͚ͪ̓̏́̑ͫ̏̊ͯ͡͡ͅŃͮ̋ͭ҉̀҉̙̤̯G̵̡̺̥̒̈́ͣͤ̈́͢ ̶̼̝͖͚͕͎͎̌̃ͫ͌ͭͪͩ̃̂͠ͅĮ̴̼̆͗̾̈̒͌̇N̶̥̼̆̅ͯͯ̄ͯ̒͞ ̛͎̜͔̣ͪ͛̉O̭̫̟ͤͥͦ͊̂̓͆́̕I̘͎̯̲̍̔ͥ͆ͬ͂́ͅͅL̷̗̮̗̞͔̘͂͊ͫ

no… no… no more songs!

ah!

eh?

O̹̱̦̣͗͟͢Ḩ̰̳ͥ̓̿̈́

LOOKS LIKLE SOMEBODTYS HAVVING A B A D D R E A M

B͉͙̝̃̈́ͪ̎̋̉ͯ͊A̷̷̜̜̺͉̖̼̥ͩ̿ͪ́̈́D̸̲͕̊̅̽͗ ̲͇̝̗̹̦͓͚̃̄ͪ̆̆D͎̹͓͔̗͚̼̾́͂̀͞Ř̶̪̩̓̉̔͛̕͜Ë͂͛̌͋͠҉͍̰̫͢Ḁ͓̲̳̱̲͖̟ͬͨ̎̒̇͒̒ͦ͛͡M̧̝̹̦̜ͬ͠


scen e 2


can you file these files please

uh.. yeah. sure.

h-hey… wouldnt it be funny if..

one of these files came alive.. and

“i am a file… and you put.. documents in me!”

and, uh…

a do do do.. a file!

do do do…. file.. a do do do.

y’know it did like a son-

no

that sounds really boring


scene 3


and i was like, yeah, thats not even the same bucket

(ha ha ha ha ha)


i am the cool guy i guess.. laid back and sad


(bor ing murmuring)


well thats rude!

no clothes…


(ahem)

whats your favorite idea?

mine is being.. creative!

how do you get the idea?

i just try to think.. creatively!

when you look at this orange

tell me please… what do you see?

its just a boring old orange!

maybe to you, but not to me!

i see a silly face! 

(boo!)

walking along, and smiling at me! 

(boo!)

i dont see what you mean!

cuz youre not thinking, creatively!

(i dont like it!)

(really not good!)

take a look at my hair!

(boo)

i use my hair to express myself!

(its not very good at all!)

i  use my hair to express myself!

(boo!)

(boring boos and jeers)

(go away!)

dont stop now, friend! your voice is music to my face!

huh?

EEEAAAAAH

…and you cA n h ave A D REAM ABOUT eat ing a  T̴̰̅̏ͤ̋̆͂̀ͨ̑Ṟ̞͎̣͎̯ͦͅÊ̵̪̗ͯ̊ͭ͑̾́ͮ̚͜Ã͝͏͚̘̟͎T̡̞̼̰̎ͦ̎̃̄ ͕̠̯̙̼̱̞̃͌̿̓̈ͤ͗͘

and yUOUO CAN have a DREMa aboutt BBBUYING A HAT!

nd you can have a dream about losing your friends.
And you can hav
e a dream about burning your friend-


time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist.

What?! You?!

the past is far behind us, the future, doesnt exist

time went new, got old, like history. stuff from the past went into a mystery.

You made me die!

look a-

im a computer-y guy. everything made out, of buttons and wires, i'd like to show ya-


⁻ʷʰʸ ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᶦᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᶰᵒ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ⋅

NO!

ᴬᶰᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶫᵒᵒᵏ, ᵃᶫᶫ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉ ᶦˢ ʰᵃᵗʳᵉᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵃʳᵏᶰᵉˢˢ, ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ, ᵃᶰᵈ⁻


AH!

why not try some-

WE ARE IN THE UNIVERSE
PLANETS LIVE INSIDE THE MOON
A ROCKETSHIP CAN GO TO SPACE
A ROCKETSHIP CAN GO TO THE MOON


Sports! Ball! Let’s play sports! Cricket ball! Red card!


I’m a magnet! And I’m friends with metal, I attract it!
And it’s my best friend!


Let’s dig a hole at the bottom of-

make it stop!

Ba-da-ba-doo-boop! I’ll teach you how to buy a canooEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am a file and you put documents in me

-for go but red is for not go. You can get crushed by a bus-

Let’s learn about gel! I know about gel!

-stinky mouth!

Music is your favorite thing!

*sobbing* i dont like this!

ugh!

*more screaming and sobbing*

*heavy breathing*




i w o n d e r w h a t w i l l h a p p e n