ugh the dean is my favorite

i would like to talk about cas appreciating the hell out of dean’s bowlegs. pressing him against the wall and forcing his legs apart so he can stand between them, stroking his hands over his thighs reverently and then gripping tight, fingers digging in to the firm muscle as he hoists him up to shove him harder into the wall. dean has no choice but to wrap his legs around him and take it when cas grinds roughly into him. while he gasps and swears, cas calmly mentions that he thinks dean’s legs might have been created specifically to fit around him, and would he like to test the theory that they would fit neatly over his shoulders too?

Read It Wednesday

Week 12! Het fun fact, 12 is my lucky number, so maybe this’ll be a lucky week. As always, I still don’t include gif drabbles or celebration drabbles, and fics without warnings will not be included either. If you don’t see a series here, don’t fret! I’m behind but will catch up and add it once I’m fully caught up. My tags are wonky so if you’ve tagged me in something and I’ve missed it, if you want to you can send it to me so I can read it and add it to next weeks. Okay, onto the fics!

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//-whispers- the winchester sisters -

While I work on a “small” Animation vid. for Destiel, I drew those cuties &.. ugh, I wanna have them as Stickers ! TT - TT Need to figure out how to do this.
BUT
please. SPN Fandom. I Need you. Someone has to talk to me about Sam.
I DUNNO IF I CAN LOVE HIM AGAIN- He used to be my Favorite but atm I really dislike him efeifuwe I’m crying (and I should watch more.. I guess everything gets better -sob sob-

izzyindefini  asked:

sleepover saturday question: what are your top 3 episodes of season 12 so far and why? :>

Regarding Dean would be my number one pick, ‘cause it was Dean-centric, covered the amnesia trope that I love, and was funny until it wasn’t, which I also love. I legit put up reminders for myself on sticky notes on the side of my computer screen after this episode (stuff like hydrate! don’t slouch!). It helps. Sometimes. That scene with Dean in front of the mirror broke my heart. ;; And I really liked the song, Broomstick Cowboy, even if I did think the montage was a little weird… the song was awesome. ALSO, DEAN WITH A BUNNY. Top notch stuff.

Stuck in The Middle With You would be the next one for the badass cinematography, Team Free Will, huffy Sam in his cute orange jacket, the ominous whistling demon and… ugh, it was awesome.

And The Memory Remains would be my next favorite, ‘cause of that final scene in the bunker god that just kills the man. ;___;

Honorable mention goes to Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox. ‘Cause it was a good one, too!

Happy birthday to the talented real life cowboy, mi tercer baby, my favorite bearded daddy, animal lover and living meme… 

Happy birthday, Jeffrey Dean Morgan!

God bless your pure soul, papi. You make me so happy even when I don’t know you personally. 

Thanks for existing <3

Ignoring the Devil - One Shot

Pairings: Lucifer x Reader

Word Count: 1,480

Warnings: None really except reader eats some worms

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You were so MAD. Make fun of you, will he? Embarrass you in front of everyone else, will he? Lucifer had gone too far this time, reading your journal and then teasing you about it in front of the boys. That was PRIVATE. It seemed like all Lucifer did was pester and annoy you. Luckily, you knew just what to do.

The next day you were sitting in the library when Lucifer poofed in. Sam and Dean jumped, but you stayed cool as a cucumber and didn’t even look in his direction.

“Aw, family bonding.” Lucifer said, clasping his hands together and smiling. “How cute.”

Dean rolled his eyes as Lucifer continued.

“I mean, Y/N does think of you two as family. She said so in her diary.” He looked at you expectantly, but you did nothing. You merely flipped the page and continued reading as if you hadn’t heard him. Sam and Dean looked a little scared after your outburst yesterday but there was nothing to be frightened of. In fact, you were hungry.

“Woo, I need dinner.” You said, closing the book and standing. “I’m getting Chinese. You guys want anything?”

“A burger.” Dean said.

“Dean, we’ve done this before.”

“Fine. Some kind of noodles then.” He said gruffly.

“Great. Sam?”

“Sesame bean curd dinner please.”

“Cool. I’ll be back in a bit.” You turned and walked away from the table.

“What about me?” Lucifer called after you.

You merely kept walking towards the door. You stopped short as a green-shirted chest suddenly appeared in front of you with a flutter of wings.

“I know you’re not doing what I think you’re doing.” Lucifer said lowly, his hands on his hips.

You merely side stepped him and kept walking towards the door. You grabbed your keys off the keyring and made your way to your car outside. You were a little annoyed, but not surprised, to see the archangel sitting in the passenger seat.

“I’ll go with you,” He stated cheerfully as you got in.

You wanted to grit your teeth and snarl at him to get out, but you kept your cool and backed your car up. You knew this ride was going to really try your patience, but you were committed now. You couldn’t give him the satisfaction of giving up now.

You tried to call the order in as you drove, but Lucifer kept messing with your phone. The wrong number would be dialed, the volume would be turned all the way down, your microphone would be muted. Finally you stopped trying, deciding to put the order in when you got there and just wait for the food. The whole twenty minute drive was a nightmare. Lucifer did everything he could think of to try and get you to respond to him. He fiddled with the radio, he turned the volume all the way up, he turned the bass all the way up, he messed with the clock because he knew that it bothered you, he flipped your hazards on, he messed with your lights, he put the windows all the way down so that your hair blew all over the place, he shifted you into neutral randomly while you were driving, he made your chair go down, he made your chair move forward so that you were right up against the wheel. Anything he could think of, he did.

But you didn’t react to any of it. You left the clock when he changed, you put your hair up when he put the windows down, and you put your car back into drive when he switched it. And ignored him all the while. You could tell this was a game to him now. He wanted you to crack. And you were determined not to.

You parked at the Chinese restaurant with your windshield wipers going full speed despite the lack of rain. You turned them off calmly, turned your car off, and got out. Not surprisingly, Lucifer was standing next to you. Internally sighing, you walked inside, knowing that he was one step behind.

You placed the order with the guy at the counter and slid into a booth to wait. Lucifer slid into the other side, but you held a menu in front of your face so that he was blocked from view. It was promptly snatched out of your hands.

“Rude.” He said as he thumped the menu on the table, but you ignored him and pulled out your phone and started playing Candy Crush. It wasn’t long before the phone mysteriously stopped working. You merely put it back in your pocket and turned so that you wouldn’t have to look him, with your back up against the wall of the booth. Suddenly he appeared next to you and directly in your line of sight. You fought the urge to roll your eyes and looked to your left. He was there a second later. You looked to your right and it took even less time for him to appear there. So you did the last thing you could and leaned your head back against the wall and closed your eyes. That was when Lucifer started talking.

“Oh dear, Y/N seems to be ignoring poor old Luci. Whatever shall he do? Oh I know. Let’s read more of her journal, she seems to really like that.”

You opened your eyes to see him sitting across from you again with your little moleskine journal open in his hands. He realized he had finally caught your gaze for the first time that day and gave you a particularly wicked little grin before he opened his mouth to start reading aloud. You hissed and grabbed your journal out of his hands, shoving it in your pocket. But it only made his grin widen. You mentally kicked yourself because now he knew just how to get to you, but you weren’t about to let him start bellowing your private thoughts in the middle of a Chinese restaurant.

“Order 51!” The man at the counter shouted. You silently thanked the heavens and paid for the food with your card. It took you 3 times to get the PIN right because Lucifer kept pressing the buttons using his powers, so it not only annoyed you but made you look like an idiot to the cashier. You walked the bag out to the car, placed it carefully in the back seat, and hopped in the driver’s side. The archangel was already waiting. You pulled out of the Chinese restaurant with the bass pumping so loud that it rumbled through your chest and pulled up to the bunker twenty minutes later with your seat all the way back and your trunk open. The ride home had been no less annoying.

You handed the food to the boys and sat down with your quart of shrimp lo mein. You had eaten all of three bites before the noodles became worms.

“My favorite.” You said, getting your chopsticks full of worms and putting them into your mouth. They squirmed and tasted like dirt, but you chewed them up and swallowed them.

“Uh…Y/N?” Dean pointed to Lucifer, who was holding the quart full of shrimp lo mein and smiling at you.

“Ugh!” You shrieked, finally losing your cool. You threw the quart at Lucifer, hitting him square in the chest, and rushed off to the bathroom. After vomiting a few times, you walked back out and hightailed it to your room. You had had enough of everyone today and besides, you needed to brush your teeth.

Of course it wasn’t too long before that unwelcome face popped in.

“Y/N,” He said, his hands clasped in front of him.

“Get the hell out of my room!” You growled at him. You were done with ignoring him now, you just wanted him to go away.

“Come on Y/N, it was just a little joke.”

“That was not a joke, Lucifer, that was cruel. Now leave.”

He still stood there though. “I’m sorry Y/N, but I didn’t know what else to do. You’ve been ignoring me all day.”

“So you decided to make me eat worms?!?” You practically shrieked.

He made a face. “Maybe I took it a little too far. But you were ignoring me.”

“So what?” You raged.

“So I loathe being ignored.” His face was serious, scary even. “Especially by you.”

“What do you mean, especially by me?” You asked hotly, your hands on your hips.

“Jeez, humans are so dense.” He muttered. You were about to respond when he took three strides forward and covered your mouth with his. Fireworks erupted inside your mind and you practically melted into him. You had felt something for him for a long time, but you thought it could never be reciprocated. Apparently you were wrong.

He pulled away and tilted your chin up towards him. “Don’t ever ignore me again.”

“Never.”

anonymous asked:

Dean Winchester

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

put a fictional character in my ask

anonymous asked:

john winchester?

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

I think John was a cool dude before Mary died but I despise him for treating his kids the way he did cause I’m physically hurting every time Dean talks about his childhood

babypieandwhiskey  asked:

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

UGH!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! THIS IS THE CLOSEST I’LL EVER BE TO A SOPHIE’S CHOICE SCENARIO AND I’M DEVASTATED!!! ( @rizlow1 also tagged me in something like this, and she’s on my shitlist as well.)

1. Tender, Loving, Care - Summary: This is mostly porn without a super, well developed plot. Dean gets hurt on a hunt and after being patched up by a friend he realizes that he wants so much more from her than medical care.

Okay, so this was the first smut fic I ever posted, actually, it was the second fic I ever posted period. It had been sitting on my laptop for nearly two years and I had no intention of ever sharing it, because I saw no point. But I ended up posting it and in the end I’m glad I did. This is what started my winfall. This is what had me at 1k followers within like, 2 months of creating this tumblr. I love it so. I love the version of Dean I created. I love writing from Dean’s pov. I love a good ol’ comfort fic. I’m pretty proud of this one.

2. I’ve Got You All Night - Summary: More porn without a well-developed plot. The reader and Dean are friendly hunters. When a vamp hunt gets out of hand and the reader gets hurt Dean stitches her up and learns that maybe innocent and pure are not the best words used to describe her.

So…this is my most reblogged fic of all. We’re at 1092, and surprisingly still growing as time keeps going on. I don’t what it is about this fic. I don’t know why people love it so, but I know why I love it. In my head this is probably one of the most canon Dean’s I’ve ever written. All charm and finesse, all patience and just good ol’ fashioned fucking. it’s a virgin!fic, but it’s not cliche (in my opinion). It’s just about convenience and affection and I’m super proud of it. It may be my #1. 

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Dean and Cas at their royal wedding! Fanart for one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE FICS Not Part of the Plan by the incredible no-gorms; i’m currently re-reading it for the third time i love it so much

(and now all i want a bajillion shitty tabloids covering this wedding and gossiping about various family members’ cameos and silly hats and all tHE CUTE PICTURES OF THE NEWLYWEDS, UGH)

Ask Meme

Tagged by @lilysflowershop

Name: Carlie

Nickname: Car

Gender: Female

Sign: Gemini

Height: 5'3

Age: 17

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Color: Blue

Time Right Now: 10:38 pm

Average Hours of Sleep: 6

Lucky Number: 28

Last Google Search: Bitch I don’t fucking know xD I’m pretty sure it was to clarify that this guy off of Soloman and Sons (idk how to spell that, it’s a TV show about a bunch of people hanging out at a bar) was the dude who played Robert Singer in the Supernatural episode where they’re in a parallel universe and are pretending to be the actors Jensen Ackles and Jared Padaleki.

Favorite Fictional Characters: Wtf. Is this seriously a question? That’s like asking my favorite song or band or movie or some shit. Ugh. Idk, Captain America, Dean Winchester, Hermione Granger, Spock, Nine, Tris, fuck that’s all I got.

Blankets I Sleep With: 3-5 depending on temp

Favorite Bands/Artists: Omg WHAT DID I JUST SAY. Ugh you can’t DO this to me. I mostly listen to country and classic rock so, like, the Beatles and the Zac Brown Band and Led Zepplin and shit like that. I also like Rend Collective.

Dream Trips: Idk man the world is just so fucking beautiful everywhere, I wanna see it all.

When Did You Make This Blog: Tbh I’m not really sure, but I was def super young. Like pre-teenage years. My cousin introduced it to me.

Follower Count: Pfft like 90 I think lmao (probably closer to 60 if you don’t count all the pornos that follow me)

When Did Your Blog Reach It’s Peak: Um never?

Why Did You Choose Your URL: Because it used to be divergenceiskey with a bunch of different numbers after it because when I first made the blog I was a die-hard Divergent fan, but now since I’m in more fandoms I wanted it to be more generic.

I tag: literally anyone who wants to do it because I’m bad at making friends so I have none lololol

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favorite supernatural quotes (dean, nightshifter)

“You got no right talking about my dad like that. He was a hero.”

20 Questions Tag

Tagged by @jungkookswhip and @jeonnings (I was supposed to do this a while ago hahaha but thank you for tagging me <3) 

RULES: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better

NICKNAMES: 
GENDER: female
STAR SIGN: Capricorn
HEIGHT: 5′5″
TIME RIGHT NOW: 10:56pm
LAST THING I GOOGLED: “ap physics practice questions”
FAVORITE BANDS: I’m too tired to think
FAVE SOLO ARTISTS: Dean, Ailee, and other idols who are in groups
SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: the chorus of Destiny by Infinite
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: I can’t remember 
WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG: January 2017 but I only started using it more recently
WHAT DO YOU POST: kpop/kdrama and other things
WHEN DID YOUR BLOG REACH ITS PEAK?: I just made this blog
DO YOU HAVE OTHER BLOGS: I have another main for animanga
DO YOU GET ASKS REGULARLY: nope
WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL: Infinite <3 
FOLLOWING: 53 (I need to follow more people…any blog recs would be appreciated) 
POSTS: 159
HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw/Slytherin
POKÉMON TEAM:
FAVORITE COLORS: black, purple, red
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 4-6 on weekdays, 8-9 on weekends
LUCKY NUMBERS: I’m never lucky
FAVE CHARACTERS: too many
WHAT AM I WEARING NOW?: tshirt and nike shorts
HOW MANY BLANKETS DO YOU SLEEP WITH: 1
DREAM JOB: something in computer science that pays well
DREAM TRIP: this answer changes every time haha but I kind of want to go to Hong Kong right now

Tagging @seoukjins, @pastelminhyuks, @hongbombs, @yoogniis, @kkookiedough, @rxseparade, and @hyunqvwon

Tag Meme

Tagged by @small-water-fairy
name: Skyler

nickname: Sky

gender: genderqueer/non-binary

starsign: Sagittarius in da house

height: 5′4"

sexuality: Eh pansexual
Hogwarts House: Gryffinpuff

favorite band/singer: Um… Mariana’s Trench, Weezer, The Offspring, Phoenix, Lana del Ray, La Dispute, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar… way more… I like a bunch of different stuff

favorite color: Gray-blue, indigo, forest green… lots of shades of blue. And black if that counts as a color.

favorite animal: dinosaurs!!!!!

time rn: 11:14 PM (I don’t like 4’s it’s an OCD thing)

average hours of sleep: My sleep schedule is so fucked. 4… 5 if I’m lucky. (Again with the 4’s ugh.) and like 12-15 on weekends if I’m super depressed.

cat or dog: Can’t. Pick. Help.

fav fictional character: idk so many. Olivia Benson. Sam and Dean Winchester. Castiel and Crowley from Supernatural. Meredith Gray. Derek Shepherd.

number of blankets I sleep with: 1 sheet 1 duvet.

dream trip: Maybe road tripping around the US in a comfy van all decked out I could sleep in. I’ve also always wanted to visit the U.K. and Europe.

dream job: eventually a speech language pathologist or a surgeon. a phlebotomist to make $ in the near future. for now not working is the the dream.

when did you make this blog: Like 2011 or 2012 I think

current number of followers: 500

when did your blog reach it’s peak: Like late 2014 before I went ghost.

what made you decide to get tumblr: would come one here and see a bunch of great blogs and eventually wanted to make one of my own.

character I’d date: Amanda Rollins

how many blogs do i follow: 286

do I get asks regularly: no

aesthetic: what tf does this even mean exactly. That’s not even a direct question. I googled aesthetic and made a little collage I’ll post in a pic in my next post. Enjoy.

I’m tagging @swagginwaggin @ht @chronically-something @actuualtrashh @littlefearsdoodles bc y'all like my posts recently so you’re the real MVP’s it’d be rad if you did the meme tag thing if you want
Sex Kills Nightmares

Characters: Dean x Reader

Summary: Dean is having dreams that are starting to get to him. He decides to go out to a bar to pick someone up so he won’t sleep alone.

Word Count: 1192

Warnings: light smut, drinking

A/N: this was done for @torn-and-frayed Songs of Supernatural Challenge - Season 3. My song was Creedence Clearwater Revival - Run Through the Jungle. Thank you to my amazing betas @thorne93 and @wevegotworktodo!

AO3 

Originally posted by sensitivehandsomeactionman

He’s running again. Always running. It doesn’t look like any forest in America. It looks like a tropical jungle, like what his dad always talked about how it was in Vietnam. He looks over his shoulder, and doesn’t see anything, but he KNOWS that he has to keep running.

Dean wakes with a start. It’s not exactly it’s a nightmare per say, but those dreams always disorientate him. Something always feels wrong when he wakes up, and he can never quite figure out what he’s running from.

The seventh night in a row he has the same dream he decides that he is going to do something about it. Tonight he’s not going to sleep alone.

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amanda-teaches  asked:

Last one, probably, since I'm still sick and need to sleep but I'm gonna end strong with my guy. What is your favorite Dean moment or storyline? (Sorry for the impossible questions! Don't kill me! I love you)

Yes, you definitely should go get some sleep!!! Being sick is no fun!

UGH! By the time I actually have an answer for this you’ll probably be in bed hahahaha! The first thing that comes to mind? Are honestly just moments. In particular, moments where he is just acting like…well a little kid! Just his reactions to things that are on the lighter end of the spectrum make his character! I mean I could cite so many examples throughout the show, but lighthearted Dean is my favorite, especially since it is relatively infrequent.

Originally posted by stayclassysupernatural