ugh the coloring is all weird

Imagine your OTP

Person A owns multiple boxes of bandaids with fun prints. Person B pretends to hate them but still requests colors/patterns when they get a small injury (so that it’s at least not that weird bacon shaped one why do you buy these ugh). Person A makes sure to always have Person B’s favorite prints in their bag at all times.

solemnlyswearmischief  asked:

I feel like SM should have allowed vampires to have some imperfections - like some scars and tattoos especially tattoos as some have cultural significance and are a part of what defines them or their cultural etc. I also didn't like the fact that regardless of ethnicity, a vampire's skin will be exceptionally pale and I never agreed with that at all. So what are your thoughts about it?

Totally agree. Those “imperfections” are often identifying/defining traits for people. I have a chicken pox scar in the middle of my forehead, I wouldn’t look like “me” without it.  Same for the beauty mark under my right eye. These things would be erased in the vampire transformation and that would be almost as weird as losing my eye color. 

And WORD on the pale = white thing. That’s from the Guide and it’s so … icky. I try to give SM the benefit of the doubt, but that’s just … ugh. Apparently people have seen parallels to certain parts of the Book of Mormon. There’s  a phrase “white and delightsome” I see referenced a lot. But I don’t know enough about the Book of Mormon to speak definitively on this topic so take all that with a grain of salt. I usually see those comparisons on anti-Twilight posts and I don’t know the larger context, but there seems to be this white skin = good theme and that might have been a (subconscious?) influence.

The guide says that the transformation leeches all pigment from the skin, making it literally white (white the color versus “white” = light-skinned), with people who had darker skintones in life retaining just a “slight olive tone”. And that’s… messed up. I’m usually a canon purist, but I stick my fingers in my ears and go LALALALA and ignore that junk because, yuck. I think the movies handled it better. The Breaking Dawn movies didn’t seem to really change the POC vampire’s skintones much at all, and in New Moon you can see that Laurent looks ‘pale’ in the sense of sickly/dead rather than “white,” which is logically how you would think it would work with an undead vampire with no circulation. 

Although in some really old vampire myths, it was the opposite. A sure sign that a recently-deceased friend, neighbor or loved one had become a vampire was digging up their grave and seeing them with a ruddy (red) complexion, like their cheeks were flushed. This was attributed to their blood-drinking. 


make me chooseforthesakeofyourwolvelihood asked: derek’s feelings for stiles or stiles’ feelings for derek


My wife has disappeared. Do you have any idea, at all, of what might have happened to her?


hi!!! im here to taint the tag w/ my doodle(??) dum p…,,

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rules: answer the 20 questions and tag amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

I was tagged by @a-hundred-fandoms

name: Izzy. I hate it 

nicknames: Izziwizz ugh I cringe, mummy (it’s not weird shh), iz 

zodiac sign: Aries

height: 5′8

orientation: Straight but a little bi 

nationality: English 

favourite fruit: Apricot 

favourite season: Autumn 

favourite book: Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk 

favourite flower: I don’t really have one

favourite scent: Tea tree, rain on grass, 

favourite color: I’m an artist, all colours are great. But black 

favourite animal: They’re all pretty snazzy. Except mankind, we suck

coffee | tea | hot cocoa: coffee

average sleep hours: 7 on weekdays, 10 on weekends 

cat or dog person: I’ve only had cats as pets but they’re both cool 

favourite fictional character: Michael Corleone. His character development both on screen and in the novel is incredible 

number of blankets you sleep with: 1

dream trip: Couple of months seeing Russia, Italy, Japan, America and many other countries 

blog created: March of this year 

number of followers: 165

random fact: I was at a stand up gig once and the comedian make a joke about me fucking my father who was sat right next to me. And as I was answering these I legit just remembered. Breaking the fourth wall unnecessarily ayy 

I tag : @bruisedeyes @blisskendall @chriskendal @sufferingstarlight @moonlight-peej @fafalthefangirl @fancypinkpigeon @lucidcat @dadfodils @nightsatkendalls

I understand. You started a war that you don’t know how to end.

for punkprincessclaire


      Her physical therapist was adamant that she keep up her regimen of walking exercises, and especially on different terrains. 

      ‘You’ll never get used to it if you don’t practice, Ms. Blackwell!’ 

      In theory, the beach seemed like the perfect place to do just that. It was dreary and the sky was spitting rain on and off. It should’ve been mostly abandoned. Which was perfect for when she inevitably went face down in the surf. Also: no people around to give her prosthetic leg weird or pitying looks. All the fresh scars from the alligator were hers alone to worry at. 

      “You’ve got this, Blackwell,” she muttered to herself, eyes closed in concentration as she tried to feel through the prosthetic. “C’mon…” Wet sand was more difficult to work with than she’d thought. 

       “Just… freaking… ugh!” And it got into the ankle joint.  

      Clarke fell backward, onto her butt, and let out a colorful word or two in frustration. Naturally, it was at this point that she heard voices. The only conclusion to draw was that god hated her, and also fuck.

Blondnew MVs
How To Deal With A Break-Up 101 (Kai)

Genre: Angst (mostly post-break-up and memories idk what it’s called)

Requested: yes or no

(Request:  idk if you take requests but kai angst? :C)

Member: Kim Jongin (Kai)

A/N: I kinda don’t know if you will like this but I couldn’t really think of something creative and I had this idea for a while so I hope like this ^^ Also this probably is going to be series

Originally posted by daenso

! You will know which songs I was listening so don’t judge. Also, the reader is also portrayed as an idol under SM. Also also, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST OTHER IDOLS MENTIONED HERE, THIS IS JUST FICTION !

Tip 5: Time Does Not Heal At All, Let The Opportunities In

There were lot’s of things she wanted to know. Lot’s of questions unanswered.

First question: How did the relationship she built for approximately 5 years with him came crumbling down?

Second question: Did he snatch out the pictures of them from their frames as well?

Third question: Was he feeling as bad as she was even though it has been more than half a year after their break up?

One way or another, she found a way to get rid of the thought of him, by pushing herself more on her work. Did she need to improve her vocals? She would hold a simple note until her throat hurt. Did she need to improve her rapping skills? She would read Korean dictionary whenever she had free time. Did she need to improve her dancing? She would push herself to the point where dehydration and tiredness would make her vision blur. Did she need to improve her acting? She would go to her ever-so-short sleep with 1-2 hour delay just to pace around her room and read a script to herself. To admit, she was getting better everyday, but only in her job. The truth was, she was feeling empty, like every other girl would after a break up.

The more surprising thing for both media and the fans from both fandoms was that, for the very first time, SM was not responsible for this break up of the somewhat power couple of the generation. Most people had a hard time to believe the couple that won online polls and got ranked number one on the most popular magazines actually came to a split. Well, both partners didn’t believe either. 

On that very night, after their raised voices died soon and got replaced by her small sobs and the sound of his hair getting ruffled by his confused hands, when the moon came down and met the dawn, they didn’t know what happened. They stared at each other until he spoke, “Can we stay friends?”

Yep, he just said that.

In her defense, she was just as tired of this relationship as him. As cliche as it sounded, their hard schedules and all of the things they have been put through, all the stages, all the interviews, all the TV series and other acting roles; it just made her tired as well. Maybe, she thought, we could take a vacation or give ourselves a break. 

But no, he just had to finish it all.

What hurt her more that night, or morning, he left was the fact that he thought one last kiss was too much for her. And just the thought of this alone was what pushed her to reach her tired body’s limit every day.

Except for tonight.

She planned it all, she was a smart girl after all. From a week ago, she ate as much as ice cream she could and drank gallons of cold water. Receiving what she wanted, she couldn’t quite talk at all.

Season of comebacks, her favorite, yet, not-so-favorite. If it was before the break up, this would mean celebrations, toasts, maybe new hair, promotions, interviews and stages. Yes, It still meant the same things. But it also meant possible questions about break up, which she was not ready to answer. Even to add more to it, he started dating with Krystal. She really did like Krystal, and she did not hate Krystal for the situation she got herself into. In all honesty, she blamed herself for all of it. Why would she fall in too deep when she knew from the very start the possibility of something like this to happen was high? She could never answer.

She was glad that in that point, right before the comeback stages and all, she was already past the ‘am I not good enough?’ stage of the break-up.

“You sure you will be alright? People will question it if you’re not here,” her manager said through the phone. 

“Then tell them the honest truth of me catching cold, pretty pleas– achoo!” she interrupted herself with a sneeze.

“Bless you, darling. It’s that then. Do you want me to send someone over?” her manager offered her.

“No, thank you. Just have fun with the girls tonight and stop worrying about me for once, please. I gotta go now, my pizza arrived,” she lied quickly before hanging up.

She sighed and turned up the volume again, going back to watching the reruns of Marriage, Not Dating. But in reality, she was just wandering off and thinking about him. Well, mostly the last 8 months and 21 days of her life but we’ll also get to Jongin.

She tried lot’s of things to get over the break-up as fast as she could, since when all of this happened, her group was just about to start the next tour. Everyone knew that after the sad songs, she would either fake a smile or fly to backstage to re-do her ruined make up. The staff, members, fans, even the cameraman knew. When they returned to hotels or planes, she would either fall asleep at the moment her backside met the soft surface, or plug in her earphones pull over her hoodie. 

“What am I even doing for fuck’s sake?” she asked herself as she got up to make herself a cup of herbal tea. Just when she pressed the button of the kettle, her ears picked the sound of knocking coming from the front door. Puffing her cheeks, she let out a groan and dragged her feet to front door, the cup that had the sign of he group still hanging from her fingers.

To say the honest words, she didn’t know who could be on the other side of the door. It could be anyone, literally anyone. She did not really ordered pizza, she did not really invited someone. The group members were all in the celebration, according to the words of her manager. So… who was left?

Heaven knows how her face turned from careless to the current one she did not know how to name in 0.62 seconds  at all, but she was, in fact, standing on the thin line between shocked and surprised.

The face she was looking up to, was one she hasn’t seen for long, hell, even if wasn’t his hair sticking out from the cap he had on, which she knew he changed the color a little while ago, she wouldn’t recognize him at all.

But here they were with him giving her a weird look of judging her pajamas and her giving him a weird look of judging him for being here in general.

“Oh Sehun, may I know why you’re all up in my grill?

A/N: Told you this gon be series hehe 


the middle school au
  • imagine root: green hair. tripp pants
  • garbage can shaw is trying really hard to be punk
  • but mostly just forgets to shower and tries to put her hair into a mohawk
  • in middle school it’s just long but she tries to give herself a mohawk with like.
  • super glue
  • shes a garbage can
  • shes trying her best
  • ripped jeans held together with safety pins she stole off the teachers desk
  • shes so hardcore
  • root tells her she likes her shoes one day
  • they’re converse that are held together by duct tape
  • and dreams
  • shaw’s written shitty poetry all over them
  • she compares peoples eyes to ice and cigarettes exclusively
  • and mcr lyrics
  • shaw says she likes roots hair
  • root dyed her hair with koolaide and a bit of manic panic
  • it’s love at first sight
  • “you’re the only one who Gets It”
  • “i love the way you stick it to the man and don’t care what anyone else thinks”
  • “i love your hair it looks better than that one poser from paramore”
  • “ugh i know shes such prep”
  • okay so root has like this quasi gothic/emo thing going on
  • swoopy bangs
  • she has her hair dyed like three different colors
  • but it looks like shit because shes too young to buy/use bleach
  • so she uses extensions too
  • the striped ones
  • even like. the zebra print ones.
  • she teases it too. of course
  • it’s terrible.
  • she wears either tripp pants or like a floofy black/neon color skirt over jeans/fishnets
  • tons of candy bracelets
  • a choker
  • she has glow in the dark braces
  • fishnet gloves with no fingers
  • she brings her cd player to school every day and listens to it between classes and at lunch
  • she has like 2 evanescence cds and 3 cds she made herself
  • blasts it all full volume all the time
  • “amy lee is so real. she really understands me.”
  • root writes shitty song lyrics in a notebook that she colored black with a sharpie
  • she writes exclusively in black and red
  • for the Aesthetic
  • she starts the black nail polish in middle school, only it’s also sharpie.
  • just black sharpie fingernails constantly
  • and then she starts to use white out too
  • alternates each nail
  • or colors them black and tries to make little hearts and skulls in white out
  • and then you have shaw
  • the resident garbage can
  • showers like three days a week, constantly looks likes she rolled out of a dumpster
  • tries to make her hair into a mohawk every damn day
  • wakes up an hour early to try every morning
  • buys like 30 dollars in product a week
  • eventually her parents cut her off and she switches over to super glue
  • her poor parents. they’re so tired all the time
  • ripped dirty jeans that are probably her older cousins at some point
  • she doodles art all over her jeans during class
  • its like. skulls whit hearts for eyes
  • shes not half bad but its sharpie on jeans
  • and it fades when she washes them so she always hides them in her room to preserve the art
  • shes practically a biohazard
  • she wears band shirts from hot topic
  • but she cuts the sleeves off
  • she gives herself little tattoos too and tells people they’re real
  • and again, doesn’t shower to preserve the art
  • you cant have those sweet tatts fading
  • root and shaw meet in english class in sixth grade
  • shaw’s sitting in the back looking very dramatic and angry while listening to mcr
  • aggressively tapping her feet and mouthing the lyrics and doing a little touch up on her wrist tattoo
  • its says “i’m not okay”
  • shaw perks her head up when root enters the root because roots goddamn trip pants are jangling that fucking loud
  • she added more chains
  • shaw gives her The Head Nod and roots knees go a little weak
  • root decides to make the first move
  • and sits next to shaw
  • it was destiny
  • they have the i like you hair/shoes convo
  • its clearly meant to be
  • root starts writing root shaw on her nails in white out
  • shaw draws shitty anime for root
  • it’s true love
  • after a few weeks of exchanging weird middle school gifts and sitting next to each other at lunch shaw’s like
  • “do you wanna hang out after school. we could like. go to the mall.”
  • and they go to the mall and to hot topic and browse for three hours and flirt terribly and don’t buy anything because their parents aren’t here and they don’t have money
  • shaw tries to fight a prep the know from school for making fun of root’s hair and they get kicked out
  • remember those weird rubber bracelets that all had different meanings? they totally exchanged those. gauged their relationship in colored rubber bands
  • then they walk to the 7/11 and get slurpees and candy
  • shaw buys to let root know shes serious
  • shaw’s mom picks them up a little bit later and they go back to shaw’s house and hang out more
  • “ugh i’m sorry about my mom shes so /embarrassing/”
  • “i know sam, parents are the worst.”
  • “she doesn’t understand me. not like you do”
  • roots gonna cry shes so gay
  • root holds shaw’s hand and they listen to mcr and good charlotte and blink 182 and talk about how they’re gonna run away together and roots going to be a famous singer and shaw going to play guitar and they’re gonna be in a super badass band
  • root’s been writing songs and shaw’s gonna do the cover art it’ll be great
  • shaw plays “black parade” on her shitty acoustic guitar for root and that’s its they’re middle school married
  • they’re the It couple
  • they hold hands in the hallway and everything
  • okay so its the day of the dance thougj
  • “are you gonna like go the dance?”
  • “ugh no way. dances are for preps. plus the music would suck.”
  • “oh cool. do you wanna hang out at my place instead?”
  • root grins because shes got like 5 cds in her backpack that she wants to show shaw
  • so they get back to shaw’s place, eat their afternoon snack, do their homework at the dinner table
  • root helps shaw with math, shaw helps root with history
  • shaw’s like, i wanna play a song for you
  • she fucking plays ohio is for lovers by hawthorne heights
  • complete with growls and screams
  • shaw’s finishes the song, panting a little bit because being a rock star is hard work
  • roots speechless
  • this is just like in her fanfics
  • “so. um. did you like it?”
  • and root carefully takes the guitar out of shaw’s hands and sets it on the stand
  • and tackles shaw’s face with her own face
  • nearly breaks her nose
  • eventually they run out of air
  • and pull back
  • it’s gay and then they hug and just don’t let go of each other for a while and its very pure and gay
Yes, this is the actual cover of the New York Times Magazine

Can somebody please tell me WHAT KIND OF FUCKING REACTION THIS IS SUPPOSED TO ELICIT. Because all I’m feeling is disgust and rage.




I “love” how when a white man is successful it’s because of talent and hard work, but when a woman or a man of color is successful it involves mysterious (and possibly sinister) cosmic forces that bend people toward them uncontrollably. GREAT.

FUCK, what I wouldn’t give for media coverage that can remember for more than two minutes that Clinton is a person and not some sort of weird sci-fi monster (also, just fyi: the picture reminds me of Cassandra, the last human being).



Help From the Boys

Help From the Boys

Pairing: Castiel x Reader

Prompt: Casitel finally decides to do something about the lingering feelings between you and him, but unsure about what exactly to do, he enlists the help of Sam and Dean, for better or for worse.

Word Count- 2,580

Warnings: None


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Stern Ritter at the movies

As requested by anon. :)

Let’s say our favorite Stern Ritter decided to go to the movies in the human world. What kind of movie goers would they be?

1. Pernida: Can’t stand to be at the movies with, well, anyone

Pernida: When other people are at the movies with me, they always get on my nerves!

Askin: In their defense, you tend to leave your nerves lying around everywhere.

Pernida: What, so it’s my fault?

2. Askin: Is judgmental of action movies

Askin: Oh sure. Shoot all of your enemies. Just shoot them all. 

Askin: That’s exciting and elegant.

Askin: Guns are so boring.

Lille: …I’m sitting right here.

3. Gremmy: Is judgmental of remakes

Gremmy: The lack of imagination is stunning. And not in a good way.

Gremmy: Now if I were a director, I’d actually be a visionary.

As Nodt: Your constant visionary puns are why nobody will go to the movies with you.

Gremmy: You’re here.

As Nodt: I have no friends though.

4. As Nodt: Can’t stand Pixar

As Nodt: OH SURE




BG9: Dude, you’re the one who wanted to see Up.


5. BG9: Talks constantly

BG9: Wanna know the other movie these two actors have appeared together in?

Bambietta: No.

BG9: Wanna know their Bacon number?

Bambietta: No.

BG9: I have the entire filmography memorized.

Bambietta: I don’t care.

BG9: …nobody likes my data.

6. Bambietta: Takes care of rude fellow moviegoers

Bambietta: Hey you. Dude talking on his cell phone.

Bambietta: I’m bored. Wanna come with me…to the back row?

Dude talking on his cell phone: Um….yeah!

Liltotto: This is exactly why we keep getting banned from movie theaters, you know.

7. Liltotto: Is just there for the snacks

Candice: Ugh. Cardboard popcorn with greasy fake butter. How can you eat that??

Liltotto: Tastes better than most of my enemies.

Candice: Your power is so weird.

8. Candice: Is jealous of action stars

Candice: Look at that. Look at that freakin’ woman.

Candice: Three fights, two car chases, and one giant explosion later, and her hair is PERFECT.

Candice: What hair spray does she use and where can I get it??

Meninas: Isn’t this fictional?

Candice: Aren’t we?

9. Meninas: Loves Quentin Tarantino movies

Meninas: All of the vivid colors are so pretty!

Liltotto: Of the spurting blood, you mean?

Meninas: So red!

10. Giselle: Laughs at inappropriate moments

Bambietta: Gigi, we talked about this. Sad music plus a slow pan over a bunch of dead bodies mean that it’s not laughing time.

Giselle: But I love romantic comedies!

11. Quilge: Refuses to let anyone past him

Askin: Yo, let me past, I need to use the bathroom.

Quilge: No.

Askin: …


Askin: This would be less obnoxious if you didn’t always insist on sitting in the aisle seat.

Interview with Katnissdoesnotfollowback

Originally posted by hungergamesprobs

Catching up with @katnissdoesnotfollowback today! She was gracious enough to talk to me while she was on vacation, and let me ask her lots of personal questions. :) Settle yourself on the couch with a blanket and grab your favorite beverage for this little treat. 

Ready for your first real question?

Let’s do this thing!!!

We’ll start out non fandom..

So you just packed up and moved 2/3 of the way across the country. What was that like?

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