ugh that little bit of silver in his hair is really attractive

anonymous asked:

“You bake when you’re stressed and sometimes you give me cookies, but recently you’re giving me whole baskets each day, now I’m not complaining but are you okay?” au sterek? <3

OK, I wrote you a quick little thing. :)

now also on ao3


When Derek shows up at Stiles’ back door that morning with a basket full of about three dozen cookies, all carefully iced to look like Batman and Spider-Man, Stiles doesn’t say anything. He just gets up from the kitchen table and opens the screen door, and then he looks down at the basket for a long, long moment, and then he rubs the heels of his hands into his eyes and groans.

He looks kind of… unkempt. He’s wearing the same sweatpants and lacrosse hoodie he’d had on two days ago when Derek saw him at his mailbox, and his hair is sticking up everywhere, and it’s obvious he hasn’t shaved in a while because there’s some actual stubble there. Derek didn’t think Stiles was even capable of facial hair. It only adds to his attractiveness, but still, Derek can’t help but be concerned.

Derek doesn’t usually start conversations, but today he feels like making an exception. “Are you okay? This is a lot more baking than usual, even for you.”

“What? What do you mean?” Stiles says, dropping his hands to his sides. His face cycles through about five or six different expressions before settling on something that’s probably trying to say “innocent and oblivious,” but… well. Derek might not know Stiles that well, but he knows Stiles is definitely not either of those things, ever.

“The cookies,” Derek says slowly. “That you leave on my doorstep a few times a week while I’m out on my morning run.”

Stiles glares down at the cookies Derek’s holding like they’ve betrayed him.

“We don’t talk about it,” Derek says slowly, unsure, “but I thought you knew that I knew it was you. I mean, no one else in the neighborhood even talks to me.”

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Kiss Me Not -Part 13-

Find Part One Here!

tags: drarry, hogwarts eighth year, soulmates au

only 1 part this week, sorry!

“Mr Potter!”

Pansy’s all too chipper voice cut through Harry’s thoughts like a hot knife through butter. He stopped and half turned as she raced up with a cheerful, and terribly fake smile.

“Could I interview you, Mr Potter?” Pansy asked,  “You did say-” she broke off with a meaningful look.

“Can you stop calling me Mr Potter?” Harry asked.

Pansy nodded without hesitation, “Harry? Potter? What would you prefer?”

“Potter, I suppose. It’s what I’m used to.”

Pansy leaned forwards slightly, “So? Interview?”

Harry sighed, “How much say do I get about what you write?”

Pansy’s eyes narrowed slightly before she covered up the expression with another cheerfully fake smile, “I’ll give you one veto. I’ll let you look at my notes and you can get rid of one thing if you like,” she sniffed imperiously, “but that’s only if this is absolutely exclusive, deal?”

Pansy raised an eyebrow and extended her hand.

Harry hesitated for a second before reaching out to take it, “Alright. I’ve got a free period now before my last class so-”

Pansy cast a tempus charm so quick her wand was only a blurred twitch before it disappeared u her sleeve again. She glared at the time, latched her hand around Harry’s wrist and dragged him into the nearest empty room. The door slammed shut behind them followed by a locking and silencing charm as Pansy sat on top of a desk and pulled out a piece of parchment and a peacock quill that had been charmed pink to float beside her, poised to write.

“First off, thank you for granting me this interview, Mr Potter,” Pansy said brightly, her eyes watching the quill to make sure it was transcribing everything before she focused her attention on him.

“Err… sure?” Harry said, feeling a little off balance at the sudden change in tone. He leaned against an empty desk, dropping his bag on the ground by his feet.

Pansy nodded absently, watching the quill again, “Every wizard-born has grown up hearing bedtime stories of the story of the Princess and the Priestess but now it’s come to play out right in front of us in the life of our own Harry Potter, saviour of the wizarding world.”

Harry frowned at the description.

Pansy smiled wickedly at his discomfort but her tone stayed professional, “But this isn’t a fairy story and Harry Potter is just a person.” She paused and cleared her throat as she folded her hands neatly together above her knee, “So, how are you feeling since news of your condition came out?”

Harry gave her a funny look, “It’s not a disease.”

Pansy frowned faintly at herself, grabbing the quill and scratching out a few lines. “Right, forget about that.” Her frown furrowed faintly and she hazarded, a great deal more carefully, “Would you say- Would you confirm earlier reports about your inability to kiss anyone are true?”

“They are,” Harry said a little reluctantly.

Pansy nodded, “In the wake of this reporter’s last story, Mr Potter has been inundated by those wishing to test their luck. Despite Headmistress McGonagall’s best efforts students have continually attempted to kiss Mr Potter without his consent, disrupting both his life and those of other students.”

“Usually-” Harry cut in, “-interviews have a lot more questions in them.”

“Oh shut up,” Pansy snapped and then grabbed the parchment again with a scowl and scratched that out. “Fine. I’ll just ask a lot of questions then and work out the article later.”

Harry shrugged.

“So you can’t kiss anyone. Have you gotten close?”

“Yeah,” Harry nodded.

“With who?” Pansy asked, her eyebrows twitching up in interest.

Harry sighed, “Ginny Weasley and Dean Thomas came close.”

Pansy tried to hide her interest by glancing away at the quill as if happily scratched away, “A boy and a girl? Would you be upset if your perfect magical match was a bloke?”

“Not really.”

“Can you say more than two words at a time, Potter, or is that your limit as far as conversation goes?” Pansy said impatiently, snatching her quill before it could write any of that down.

Harry smirked and shrugged nonchalantly.

“ugh,” Pansy groaned under her breath. She closed her eyes briefly, gathering herself and fixing her hair absentmindedly. “Okay,” she said levelly, “How do you feel about students trying to kiss you without your permission?”

“I don’t like it,” Harry said, rolling his eyes.

“But one of those students could be your perfect match, your Priestess,” Pansy went on.

“I think…” Harry mused, “if it’s like the stories and the stronger your magical connection, the more perfect you are for one another. Then, my perfect match would be someone I’m at least sorta attracted too right? Not random strangers or students I don’t know or little kids.”

“And what if you never find someone?” Pansy asked her voice dropping.

“I-” Harry broke off as the thought lodged in his mind like a thorn. A part of himself, a very small part he hadn’t wanted to acknowledge, wondered that as well and wondered if maybe he had dreamed what had happened at the party. He had had a lot to drink. It was late. It had been so brief.

He chewed on his lip then forced a smile on, “It’d be nice if I did. No one wants to be alone…. If I couldn’t find someone I suppose I could always marry a muggle.”

“A muggle?” Pansy’s nose wrinkled in disgust.

Harry laughed weakly, “Other than being magicless, they’re the same as us. I’m sure I could find someone smart and clever… sarcastic… sharp,” he smiled faintly. Harry wiped the expression off his face when he realized who he was thinking of, and just as promptly the feeling of dread returned. He told himself it had happened, it wasn’t a dream. It had been real. He was certain. He had to be certain.

Harry grabbed his bag, pulling it over his shoulder, “That’s good enough right? I need to head to class.” He headed toward the door without waiting for a reply.

“Wait!” Pansy said hastily.

Harry stopped and half turned back towards her.

Pansy flushed faintly and quickly tucked her hair behind her ears, “You’ve been talking with Draco right? You’re going to study in the library later?”

Harry gave a brief nod.

“Just- If you could-” she broke off, bit her lip, glanced away awkwardly, “…Don’t hurt him.”

Harry’s brow furrowed, “Hurt him? I won’t-”

“Not like that,” she said impatiently. She went on more carefully, each word delicatly laid out like the silver cutlery for a ten-course meal, “He’s- He’s always wanted your attention.”

“Alright,” Harry said, not knowing what else to say. He removed the locking spell from the door and was about to leave when he remembered, “I get one veto, right?”

He heard Pansy stifle a hissed shit under her breath. Harry let the silence draw out, enjoying the way Pansy’s shoulders tensed and drew up around herself.

“In your article, refer to me as the Priestess would you, and the other- whoever as the Princess,” Harry said.

“What?” Pansy said in utter confusion.

“I just prefer it, alright?” Harry said. He waited until Pansy nodded and then left the room, slowly heading to his last class for the day and imagining Draco in ermine trimmed robes, crowned in gold.

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SO, I’ll just get to it and tell you about my experience seeing BTS Wings in Newark. Luna and I went together so when I say “we” that’s who i’m referring to.
We got to the line at 9 am and it was already wrapped around to the other side of the building. The day started out cold but it got even colder to the point that the rain that started to fall became snow momentarily. There was also a St. Patrick’s Day Parade happening for some of the waiting. We all had to wait in line until about 1 pm for the Prudential Employees to hand out numbered wrist bands, that way we could leave the line and come back later and have the same spot. I was #819 in line. There was a really nice Japanese fansite girl who spoke Korean and a little English behind us. She said she flew from Japan. JAPAN! dedication man… anyways she gave our little line group a pack of really awesome Jungkook photocards she had taken. Her fansite is 하트트리‏ @HEARTTREE_JK on Twitter. Here the cute Photocards (Just the JK ones, Luna got me the Yoongi ones and I don’t know who made those)

After we got our wristbands we finally went to the bathroom and ate lunch and stood in line for that photo booth that has the video of your bias. After standing in line, you go up to a table with two girls and they check to see if you filled out the survey before they let you pick a ball blindly from a box. If you pick an orange ball you get a photocard and a personal photo with your bias. If you get a white ball, you just get the photocard. I happened to get an orange ball :D !
When you get the orange ball you wait in line again and they direct you to one of the photo booths where you enter and they close the curtain. You choose which member you want on a touch screen and then a countdown begins. So obviously I chose yoongi. He entered from the right speaking korean so I couldn’t fucking understand but I mean he was cute I think he was just telling me to do the poses he was doing or something, I hope someone took video of it and translated it anyways. He was too cute. I chose the V pose picture, you had the option of choosing which of the two photos you liked the most. I’ll show you his part of the photo because I look atrocious. 

Yeah, he cute.

One of the girls who went in after me absolutely freaked out and was screaming and laughing like crazy, I wonder who her bias was… I bet it was Jimin….
 All the staff for the photo booth were laughing with the rest of us. It was cute.
After that, we wanted to get some merch but the line was freaking HUGE and they were running out quick so instead we asked a couple girls at the front to buy what we wanted in exchange for some extra cash.

Then we went back to the hotel to warm up and change and headed back to the line a little later. They started letting us in through security check around 5:30 I think. It took an hour for us to get to the security check. 

Here is where I want to point out the extraordinary amount of trash and debris that was strewn all over the ground, increasing as we got closer to the doors. No doubt left behind by the people that camped out overnight or early in the morning. There was blankets, trash, makeup, and food spilled everywhere and i was highly disappointed and embarrassed by our fandom. There were trashcans and trash bags everywhere that they could have used so there was ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE FOR THAT MESS. And even though some of us tried to clean up there was just TOO MUCH. And the line kept moving toward security check. I hope BTS didn’t see it :( . 

Once we passed security we flat out ran to the pit to try and get as close as possible. We got pretty darn close, maybe 15 rows of bodies?
There were two screens on either side of the stage playing BTS’S mvs in chronological order of their release. We all sang along and watched while we waited until 8 pm. The energy increased as we got closer to showtime.
I can’t exactly remember but I think the show started directly after BS&T MV ended. Immediately as the lights dimmed we were forcefully shoved and pushed closer as a video reel began playing. I will break that up in two or more videos and post on tumblr soon so you can watch.
The pushing and shoving was absolutely REDICULOUS. Not to sound like the old person in the room but OMG. There were people falling and fainting and I literally was holding the people in front of me so we both didn’t fall. Do not get pit tickets if you needs space or are clostrophobic. 

Your body is pressed against strangers harder than it’s ever been, I mean I got to third base with everybody around me.

Every time a member moved across the stage, the crowd would shove that way, I ASSUME so they could follow with their phones. Wtf, just turn your phone, NOT YOUR FUCKING BODY YOU ANIMALS. Anyways. It got bad enough that the security was repeatedly telling us to back up and a move so they could help people who had fainted and fallen and almost NO ONE was listening. EVEN BTS AND NAMJOON HAD TO STOP AFTER THEIR SONG AND TELL US TO STOP AND BACK UP AND CALM DOWN I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON PEOPLE. I’m embarrassed for American ARMY.

So I’m not gonna go through the song order because I could never even begin to try and remember that. Especially since I couldn’t see half of it. 😡
But I will describe as much as I can.
Omg where do I start.
The most memorable thing for me was HOBI surprisingly because he’s not even on my bias list, he’s like that best friend that I would never be attracted to but OMG he was so flirty and sweet and cute and I could tell he was enjoying himself the most. All those smile and cheeky grins.
“I’m your hope…… you’re MY hope….. I’m Jhope!!!”
Omg I love him so much. He did something to me that night. I wanna squeeze him and hug him till he pops.

FUCKING JIMIN WAS RUDE AS ALWAYS. he bent down and interacted with the front rows the most, with that stupid sexy grin and face and aaaaaaahhhh!!!! He killed.
Kookie was the one who bent down and interacted the most after Jimin with that cute smile and bright doe eyes I can’t even begin to describe how much I love him.
Tae was being cheeky and cute the whole time as expected. He did that tongue bite and smile and I can’t believe I fucking saw that 15 feet away from my face I’M DEAD. he also had that rude, intense glare a lot too, but let’s not talk about that AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha.
I didn’t see much of Nams or Yoongi unfortunately but every time I saw Nams he was amazing. His dimples. Ugh. During cypher he did that dorky but adorable jumping he does, you know what I’m talking about. At some point I was in the middle and so was he and he was turned to the side and I’m just gonna say that I had a clear and up close view of that crotch AHHHH FUCKKKKKKK. he also smiled and laughed a couple times like a cutie.
I barely saw Jin. I’m sorry for you Jin stans reading this but he killed his solo song. He did beautifully and we all sang with him. UGH, MY HEART.

 SO. Kookie’s solo. That fancy footwork, I mean damn. He killed it. And not to mention he was wearing a white satin shirt that was immediately soaked in sweat and sticking to his chest YAS! Literally during the second or third song, he did a turn in the choreography, I don’t remember what song it was sorry but as he turned I could literally see the sweat fly off the ends of his hair. Sadly, it did not hit me in the face. I saw his beautiful hands and his mouth moving as he sang, ugh. I will never not appreciate every moment.

 Namjoons solo was chill and deep as fuck. He told us to
“feel the flow and rhythem”
and let his hand just dance in the air as he rapped/sang with closed eyes and it was so beautiful and I did. I felt the music. When it came to his “I wish I could love myself” we all shouted “WE LOVE YOU” after each time. I hope he really knows how much we meant it. 😢

 Yoongi’s solo was also chill and heavy. His song always makes me too emotional to the point that I barely listen to it. I cant, it’s just too much. As expected he rapped so passionately and I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him. There were live instrumental and I was so excited for that. It was beautiful BUT they didn’t play the end of his song the same, so that drawn out violin/cello wasn’t there, I was kind of disappointed because that’s my favorite part. But it was still amazing.

 Jimin’s solo. I mean. Yes. So. Fucking. Good. I. Cant. Even. Begin. To. Explain. The lighting was on point. He was on point. The dancing was flawless, the blindfold part was so fucking good, he is amazing. It was sexy and powerful and just right. Jimin stans, how are you still

 Taehyung’s solo was so great, he hit that high note from what I could hear, which some people said he didn’t do in the previous concert. I’m not sure if that’s true though. At some point he was wearing a silver choker and… omg. Like, hah, like, I’m so speechless. I’m sorry but Taehyung is so gorgeous, he really is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen and I can’t understand it yet. His voice was smooth and soulful and So Fucking Good.

 Jhopes solo was amazing, the dancing was on point as always and during the middle there was a breakdown way different from just the original song, I wish I had taken more videos. I’m sure you can find it. Watch it. We all sang with him especially the end chorus of “hey mama!”, you know. He just did do amazing, he was so memorable, omg and gorgeous. I’ll say that Hoseok looks the best in person compared to photos or videos. Some people just look better in person and he’s one of those people. His hair for this concert was perfect for him, the color, the parted and flippy style. Mm, so good.

As I said, Jin did so amazing on his solo, he hit all the notes and he wasn’t shaky or messed up from what I could hear and remember. He was just chilled up on stage and singing out his heart with us. I managed to get a little bit of video with him at center stage and he was dancing with an ARMY bomb as always lmao I love him ahhh.

I only noticed one mistake the whole concert. At one point, kookie went to move from his position and he needed to cross to the other side of the stage as Namjoon was coming up the middle, they bumped into each other slightly but it was so small and they carried on so smoothly it was barely anything but it made me smile for some reason. Also, Jimin was just slightly off key at like ONE point but I mean, they’re singing and dancing live. I expect that. The others might have had a moment or two but I just can’t recall if they did.

I want to talk about their backup dancers for a second. Not only did they do amazing, they were so fucking adorable! Some of them were really interacting with the fans and it made me laugh so much. They would look at us, laugh, smile, and I could tell they were just really loving it. I assume they all want to either be dancers or performers/musicians like BTS and I could see the joy in their face at being on the stage and seeing the crowds reactions and energy. They really enjoyed themselves and I hope they can one day get a stage for themselves if that’s what they desire. Ah, they were so cute. 😁

 Towards the end, Namjoon kept saying “this is the last song” and we were all like lol nah, we know you’re coming back out lol. And they did haha. We had the rainbow ocean and Namjoon said “it doesnt matter what color you are, pink, purple, blue, yellow, orange, we love you” or something very similar. He was so amazing THEY WERE ALL AMAZING. I wish I had taken videos and pics but tbh, I wanted to just try and really enjoy the concert in person and focus on them with my eyes. Also there were so many people recording, there was no real point for me to do so as well. And the crowd was so pushy I was afraid of dropping my phone and it being destroyed. Knowing me, I would’ve dropped it.

 At the end, they were walking around and waving and sending hearts and such. People were throwing gifts on the stage, I noticed Kookie took a tiny iron man plushie and I thought it was so cute.
I can’t remember what they said at each brake but I really tried to get Yoongi’s attention. He was really focused on the whole crowd though. There was ONE point where he might have seen my, what do u call it, like his face on a stick thing, and he has this smirk like he was trying to not smile or laugh. I’ll show it below. 

The experience was amazing and next time I got to their concert I will be sure to camp out the night before because if I’m gonna buy pit tickets, I WILL be at the damn front next time! I won’t be satisfied until I am. I only buy BTS concert tickets for this reason, so I can save and get the expensive front rows. Also, P2 area standing is better than P1 because they interact more with us and we face them, so don’t bother with P1, I know a lot of people wanted those for like sound check or something. I forgot to say that at one pint I could see the back of Hobis, tan, sweaty, thick neck and all I could think was “Das a nice neck…" because it is, it really is a beautiful neck, I must say. 

And then we left the venue and my body was failing because I stood literally from 9 am to like 11 pm. It was worth every moment, even when it got bone cuttingly cold and started to snow and rain. WORTH IT. BTS is worth everything I have to give and I can’t wait to attend another amazing concert. Next time I’m taking a selfie stick or something and filming it all on my phone. 

SOOO, I want to also include that the next day, Luna and I went to Korea Town in New York and it was awesome. UGh, they had a Tony Moly and The Face Shop and so many restaurants. We at at Mukeunji and it was delicious. 
We popped into Nature Republic to buy some things, and the lady asked Luna if she liked EXO. She answered that she liked BTS and the lady SAID THEY WERE JUST THERE ON FRIDAY EATING LUNCH!!!!
BOI!!!! I swear to god, we both felt like dying, but i mean, we were waiting in line for their freaking concert so what are ya gonna do??! (JUST DIE, thats what im gonna do) those sneaky, clever boys….

(lmao i make myself laugh way to much)

So yeah, that was the concert and I probably didn’t properly describe it. I’m sorry for not having any videos or pics of the concert but I know you can find so many from other people. 

Here’s some other things I bought. Spoiler, its all basically Yoongi.

OMG hes so cute, they’re all so cute. My bedroom looks like a shrine….

Stuck - Wanda Maximoff Imagine

A/N: hello again, dearies! sorry I’ve been absent in the past couple of days but I was a bit busy and I had been neglecting my story on fanfiction so I needed to update it! :D but now I’m back! haha alright got another request for you!

Anonymous said: Could you do a Wanda x female)reader story where the reader tells Wanda she likes her and then Wanda avoids her because she thinks that she’s lying? Loads of fluff (You can change it if you have a better idea because I’m terrible at thinking of plots of stories haha) Love your stories by the way! 

Disclaimer: I don’t own the Avengers :)

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“Ugh, I am an idiot” (Y/N) said smashing her head against the table at Tony and Bruce’s lab.

“She’s still not talking to you?” Bruce asked sadly.

“No!” (Y/N) said frustrated. “Ugh, why did I open my mouth?” she said frustrated. “I like you, I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you” she said in a girlish voice. “I knew I’d freak her out!”

“If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah” Tony mocked her and (Y/N) glared at him.

“Shut up! This was all your fault!”

“My fault? How is this my fault?”

“You said I should tell her because she liked me!”

“Well, Speedy said she likes you and he’s her twin! I assumed if someone knows her it’s him!”

“Well, maybe Pietro said that just to mess with me” (Y/N) complained.

“Uh-uh” Bruce intervened. “I don’t think so. I mean, I know Maximoff likes to mess with everyone, but not Wanda. He wouldn’t mess with something like that” he informed her.

“I’m doomed” she said miserably. “It’s settled. I am never leaving this laboratory again. I will nest here and I will live here and I will die here” she informed them.

“Come on, (Y/N). You’re being over dramatic” Tony told her. “Wanda will come around” he said placing a hand on her shoulder and (Y/N) let out a sad sigh.

“I hope so” she said sadly. “I miss her” she said resting her head on her hand.

It had been two weeks since (Y/N) had confessed to Wanda how she really felt about her. But it didn’t quite turn out how she wanted. Wanda didn’t believe her and told her that she probably was just messing around with her and ever since, she had ignored her and shut her out completely. She didn’t talk to anyone who wasn’t Pietro and it broke (Y/N)’s heart.

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…Pride comes to see you at your volunteer job and it leaves him with complicated feelings.


Pairing: Pride x Reader

A/N: This one went longer than expected.


You’ve always enjoyed helping your community. New Orleans is still full of so many suffering people that it feels you with the need to give aid. You hate it when people are hurt or sick, which is why to volunteered to help at this little health tent.

You’re not super trained to be a nurse but you’ve had enough classes that you’re allowed to treat patients. You enjoy your work but sometimes the people you work with can get on your nerves. You don’t know what it is about this place but nurses and doctors keep hitting on you. 

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My eyes have once again been proven wrong. Your clouds, your blanket and my pity song, hovering on your front lawn. Carry on until it’s gone—Passion Pit (Swimming in the Flood)

A good pop song is playing. Something electronic, something pounding, something with brass and bass that rolls like rain clouds down the shaded side of a cliff.

Sunshine whips like honey against your face, humid and lingering, kissing the curls in your hair and caressing the smile on your lips. Crevice between your eyebrows, a wrinkle in time. The top of your car is down and driving through an empty desert feels like running through a thunderstorm, barefoot.

You’re in the middle of the Mojave Desert, somewhere between California and Nevada, and on your way to a convention down in Las Vegas. Another conference for the world’s most durable brand of duct tape—or something like that. You weren’t paying attention.

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Woozi Fluff (kinda?)

Ok i have no idea what came over me especially considering ive never done this before but i wrote this last night and ugh im sorry if its terrible but here it is because now i just have it

“Sweetie, are you done yet?” you ask as your boyfriend continues to glare at his laptop. You’re sitting right in front of him but he doesn’t look up.

“Hm?” His hand’s at his chin and he’s still glued to the screen. His brows furrow, making him look pretty angry.

You sigh. You’ve been waiting for a while. Since he doesn’t seem to be responding, you just look around the room, again. You’re sitting on Woozi’s bed, where he likes to work when he’s at the dorm. He has a top bunk so you just lean over and dangle your hair off the edge, pouting to the ground, the only thing in the room that seems to notice you. Well, that and Hoshi who’s sitting on his bed underneath. Letting out another sigh, you sit back up and look at him. Even waiting, you manage to chuckle, amused at how engrossed he gets with his music. It’s always been like this. Before you can say anything, Hoshi calls from below, “(Y/N), it’s only 1 pm. Why don’t you go out and come back when he’s less…scary-like?”

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Blaine Anderson: Rock Star

I saw this manip going around and felt very inspired to write a little something. Designer!Kurt and Rockstar!Blaine alternate meeting AU

When Kurt’s first thought upon waking up is stupid fucking bird, he knows immediately that today is not going to go well. It’s an hour before his alarm goes off, and he was in the middle of an amazing dream involving a beautiful tropical island and a beautiful man and very little clothing. Things were just getting interesting too. Kurt moans and flips to his stomach, covering his head with his pillow to drown out the insistent cheerful warbling of the bird out on his fire escape. He’s just starting to drift off again when a jackhammer outside startles him.

It’s a Monday. Figures.

Kurt sighs and heaves himself out of bed, glares at the stupid happy bird that will not shut up, rubs his eyes and heads to the coffeemaker just as his alarm starts blaring.

After he showers and shaves, gets dressed and fixes his hair he feels slightly more human, gets down a travel mug and goes to pour himself coffee to complete the transformation and freezes with the carafe held over his mug. It’s clear. Just hot water. He forgot to put actual coffee in the coffee maker.

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