I MISS MY TABLET but I couldn’t not doodle this when it came to mind, apologies for the slightly blurry quality 3
Remembered reading he is one to train, though idk if he’s ticklish, I doubt anyone has the guts to try it out like 99% of the time. Either way: Trust no one not even your gf who is helping you train weights, especially that actually.
These catchphrases for ACNL villagers were collected on tumblr, contributors can be found at the bottom of this post. Remember
not to capitalise catchphrases or add punctuation marks as the game
takes care of this, according to wherever the catchphrase will show up
in a sentence. However, do capitalise greetings and use punctuations
marks in greetings unless you don’t want any.
Catchphrases for any villager
kweh / kupo / booper / ya know / your majesty / I guess / in America /
in bed / ba-bang / nifty / cool beans / hella / pumbloom / *pees* /
marmalade / darling / dear / sweetie / sweetheart / honey / love /
imagineer / human / robot / friend / jeaaaahhhh / I’m lying / yes? No? /
okey dokey / OK / I say / you see / you know / sugarcube / YOLO / TL;DR
/ orz / *censored* / in-game / …help me / [hiccup] / mean it / not
again / why me / shut up / stop that / hmm… / yeah / ugh / you’ll see /
dear / partner / bonjour / so funny / so sad / hon hon / no worries /
gotcha / you cutie / go away / come here / mind you / same / so what /
me, too / my child / golly / stay safe / take care / sniff
Catchphrases for normal villagers
dear / dearie / puddin’ / pumpkin / sweetie / mhm / mittens / sweet tart
/ honey / darling / heh / tea time / nutmeg / yippy / verily / books /
hun / baby / :3 / kiwi / mango / plum / papaya / love / sweetums / love
dove / balmy / doodles / breezy / ahaha / cupcake / hehe / nyah / if I
may / lovely / my friend / my love / o-okay / flower / oh my /
sweetheart / buddy / precious
Catchphrases for peppy villagers
yeah / girl / goof / sunshine / weirdo / for sure / lmao / like, yeah /
omg / LOL / girl power / shiny / totally / totes / like OMG / y'know /
yay / notice me / :3 / pudding / jeepers / doll / bonbon / zippy / sunny
/ rosy / hoorah / boosh / cutie pie / yayzies / boop / yo / hooray / my
fan / aha / twinkle / sparkle / ta-da / teehee / bestie / [sings] / and
like / much wow / wow / aww snap / superduper / sugar / silly / like /
hm? / sugarbear
Catchphrases for snooty villagers
wow / peasant / dear / floozy / wild one / posh / darling / hrmp / oh
dear / babe / um / hipster / fancy / fancypants / mrrrow / dawling /
kisskiss / darling / dearie / sweetie / hey bby / #tweet / #selfie / my
pet / dahling / belle / capiche / la-di-da / cheeky / swanky / uppity /
ugh / right / honey / fancy / you wish / my pet / quite so / whatever /
sweetheart / mon dieu / hmph / ridiculous
Catchphrases for uchi villagers
lil sis / son / pumpkin / sweetie / dude / lovely / sister / friend / aw
yeah / maaan / sugar / little sis / mm hm / girls / sis / bro / awesome
/ dude / hey bby / hun / yeah yeah / yeah right / whatever / junior /
dainty / precious / foxy / nifty / nimble / friend / sugar pie / kid /
cutie / gotcha / am I right / cuz / dudette / sweetie / twerp / uhh… yea
/ 10/10 / neh
Catchphrases for cranky villagers
ugh / punk / darn it / lass / sprout / child / ugh… / you kids / urgh /
sweet / dagnabbit / durnit / you child / tch / kiddo / who am I? / ech /
Billy / ya jerk / get lost / snappish / maroon / huff / tart / crabby /
surly / seriously / grumps / kiddo / youngster / boss / NOT / …I guess /
MWAHAHAHA / suck it / or else / human / nyeh / hmph / [sigh] / munchkin
/ buddy / whatever / shut up / my head / sigh / I hate it / you baby
Catchphrases for jock villagers
booya! / dork / goof / speedy / hiyah / woah / crunch / hup-to / coach /
teammate / mate / bud / guy / bam / 10k / carbs / champion / frat boy /
you’re it / let’s race / T-DOWN / GOAL / football / sportsball / notice
me / d00d / dude / brah / bruh / bro / dude man / player / rookie / pro
/ champ / tiger / lifting / exercise / energize / homie / get wreckt /
ten-hut / ba-BOOM / *fistbump* / nerd / yo / rock on / yahoo / c'mon bro
/ up top / level 100 / brawler / *sweats* / carry me / snot
Catchphrases for lazy villagers
/ yawn / snooze / snore / munchie / drowsy / pip / snuffle / hmmm /
mhmm / …yawn / I guess / *rumble* / FOOOD / peach / apple pie / tart /
yum / yaaawn / biscotti / biscuit / cake time / snack time / let’s eat /
milk bone / I’m hungry / *burrrp* / narf / word / mkay / mmm… / …zzz… /
drowsy / toddle / truffle / dreamy / or whatnot / cookies / I’m sleepy /
hrm? / mm'kaay / sluuuurp / duuuude / never mind / yo / snug / ehh jk /
feed me / snoozer
Catchphrases for smug villagers
no / zoink / honey / babe / darling / m'lady / mistress / my liege /
princess / my queen / my king / friend / dear / haha / fabulous / I say /
sure / howla / chicky / hottie / woah dude / call me / notice me /
#selfie / hey bby / m'dear / yessir / wise-guy / righteous / alright /
cutie / heh heh / romantic / huehuehue / what, what / indeed / guvnor /
says I / bien / eheh / my friend / believe it / told ya so / bonjour /
starlight / love hurts
Get off my lawn & ugh (for cranky villagers) Don’t talk to me & goodbye Good to see you / I was worried! & I hate it! Howdy & partner Got any food? & I’m hungry Zappity Zap Zap & pachirisu (for Static) Judge & witness Honey & sting Hey there & sugarbear Sweet meet & sugar cube Don’t hurt me! & ouch
I took the liberty not to include offensive catchphrases (explicitly sexual ones, ableism, (sexist) slurs, Japaneseones and AAVE).
You are of course free to use the latter two if you’re Japanese/black
but I didn’t want to support cultural appropriation with this
Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3) Rating: M (eventually) Word Count: ~1700
This has been burning a hole on my desktop for a couple months now and I just really felt like if I didn’t start posting it would probably never get finished… I’m a couple chapters in with the writing but I think this is going to end up being like between 10 and 15 chapters, all roughly the same length if I can pull it. We’ll see how that goes. Anyway, this was gonna just be like a cheesy smut fic originally but I apparently like to overthink things and it became slightly cuter of an idea…
@stubble-sandwich THANKS FOR LETTING ME GUSH ABOUT THIS STUPID IDEA WITH YOU. Look at me, finally posting the fuckin pizza guy au… christ…
Special instructions:pls make smiley face with pepperoni, i could use something happy right now
She’d typically have left the box blank but Emma was currently full of self-pity and a little too drunk to really care how she appeared to the rest of the world.
Two years she’d spent with Walsh. Two years of warm embraces and whispered I love you’s and sweet kisses and integrating him into her close-knit group of friends despite some heavy resistance – especially from David; she reminded herself to give her brother a hug later for trying – and for what?
For him to just “reconnect” with his ex at what was supposed to be their engagement party?
“I’m so sorry, Em. I never meant to hurt you like this. It just… happened. I can’t help how I feel.”
She scoffed in disgust. What an asshole. A total prick.
She finished off her fifth – sixth? – bottle of beer and popped open another. Maybe after another few she’d forget the sight of him with his tongue down that other woman’s throat. Maybe she’d forget the shock and guilt on his face when she’d dropped her glass of champagne at seeing them together, stunned to see her betrothed blatantly cheating on her by the bathrooms while their party guests mulled about in the main room, completely clueless.
Description:Kim Junmyeon, your neighbor and ex best friend suddenly begins taking to you after nearly six years of silence. Although he may be talking to you, he’s not the most…decent person now that he’s grown up.
Warnings: vulgar language??? I think that’s it. Fuckboy-ism too. Future smut.
Word Count: 1,190
Pairing: Kim Junmyeon (Suho) x Reader / Park Chanyeol x Reader
Author: Admin Xiufairy ㅅㅇㅅ (IT’S BACK I’M SORRY FOR MY BABIES THAT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE ENDING)
You looked up from your paper, nearly looking back down once you met the eyes of Kim Junmyeon. Not only was he your neighbor, he was your hot neighbor. You often saw the parties he threw but never attended them. Mostly because you didn’t want to, but there was also the small factor that he didn’t ever invite you.
The two of you used to be good friends. That was because once puberty hit, he distanced himself from you. So, you grew taller without your best friend - your body changed just like Junmyeon’s demeanor towards you. That wasn’t the only thing that changed. He grew as well - his body taller and his shoulders broader.
Heeeeey~! I just want to say that I really love your Voltron Family AU! ♡♡♡ Its so heart warming and pure~ Can I also ask if there was ever a time where Shiro's co-workers were the ones to be shocked when Keith visits Shiro? Both of them are gorgeous men after all~ *wiggles eyebrow*
Thank you!!! Glad to know you love it! ♡
[The Voltron Family] Shiro transferred to a new hospital that was conveniently closer to where Keith worked. So hopefully lunch dates would be more frequent than usual. Today, Pidge was with him because her grade had a free day and no one was available to watch her and she wanted to spend her whole day with him, and honestly, who was Shiro to deny her that?
Keith texted that he was on his way to Shiro’s new workplace and both father and daughter were excited.
Pidge: *sits cross legged on top of Shiro’s table* I like this place better than the last one. *looks around happily* Shiro: *smiles* It’s nicer, isn’t it? Pays so much better, too. *chuckles* Now, what did I say about sitting on top of the table? *raises eyebrow* Pidge: *frowns* *crawls to Shiro* Shiro: *takes Pidge into his arms* Gosh. You’re such a big girl now. Pidge: *wraps her arms around Shiro’s neck* I’m still small though, which is just so annoying. Ugh. *pouts* Shiro: Awww, sweetheart. *smiles fondly* I think you’re just the perfect size. *pecks Pidge on the lips softly* Pidge: *scrunches nose while trying to restrain from smiling too much* You’re just saying that. You’re supposed to say that cause I’m your kid. Shiro: *fake gasp* When did I ever lie to you? Daddies never lie. Pidge: *rolls eyes* You lied to me one time saying seeds grow inside my tummy if I accidentally eat them. I was 3 back then. But I’m 7 now. I know everything. Shiro: *snorts* Sure, you do. But, it’s true though. They do grow. *kisses Pidge’s cheek* *blows raspberries* Pidge: *laughs* It’s not!! And stop it, Daddy Shiro!
Keith finally arrived and he went inside the hospital after parking his car. He honestly didn’t know where Shiro’s room was. His husband just texted him that it had his name plate outside. Like to hell with that! There were dozens of doctors in the place and Keith had no time to check them all out. So he went to the reception. There were currently three nurses.
Keith: *smiles* Good Morning. I’m looking for Doctor Takashi Shirogane. Nurse #1: *stares at Keith* Nurse #2: *nudges Nurse #1* *clears his throat* Um, *looks at Keith* do you happen to have any appointment with him? Keith: *soft voice* I’m kinda… his husband. So. Nurse #2: *blinks repeatedly* Oh… oh! Nurse #3: *takes over* Mr. Shirogane, your husband’s room is on the third floor. Four doors down to your right. *smiles kindly* Keith: Thank you. *smiles back* *gives the three nurses a nod before he leaves*
Once Keith was gone…
Nurse #3: What the heck, you guys?! *slaps both his colleagues* You both just zoned out!! Daniella, Lyle. What was that all about? Lyle: *looks at his friend* Dude. Brenda. My man. Brenda: What? Lyle: I don’t even go for dudes, but, like, that guy just now was 100% my type. *shakes his friend’s arms* Daniella: You guys. *holds both her friends* I had a crush on Doctor Shirogane for a few days now, okay? Like, I admit this. Since he first logged-in in this very area during my shift. It was love at first sight you could say. *chuckles nervously* I knew he was out of my reach, obviously. *rolls eyes* But— Brenda: He’s married though. *leans back and judges her friend* I get that most of us probably have a crush on him when he first started but like, dude— Lyle: He’s married to the most gorgeous man I’ve ever laid my eyes on. *smitten* I’m just ? How lucky? Daniella: I actually thought one day we’re going to see his wife since he brought his daughter today. Like maybe a bitchy looking wife. I dunno why I just imagined he would have one? But like a gold digger wife kind of wife? Lyle: Dude. Same. I’m awful and so are you. *laughs* But I wouldn’t blame him if he suddenly went for the other team when he first saw his husband. Daniella: Ugh. Doctor Shirogane is already hot. Then his husband is also hot. I don’t think that’s fair. You can’t be hot together. *drags hands down her face* Lyle: Brenda, what are you doing? *looks at his friend* Brenda: *searches on the database* I’m trying to look for Doctor Shirogane. Daniella: *gasp* Are we even allowed to do that?! Brenda: *rolls eyes* Hospital records. It’s basically open for everyone who has access. Oh. Look. *points on the screen* Lyle: Spouse. Keith Shirogane. What a beautiful name for such a beautiful man. Brenda: Lyle, welcome to the dark side. *laughs* Daniella: What will your girlfriend say now? *laughs* Lyle: *groans* I feel like if I tell her, she’ll squeal in delight. *rolls eyes*
Keith finally found the room and he opened the door to see Pidge and Shiro cuddling, Pidge laughing so hard. Keith smiled as he made himself known.
Keith: How’s my little girl? *smiles* Pidge: *turns around* Daddy Keith! Keith: *gives Pidge a peck and hugs her tight* Missed my baby. Shiro: She’s been messing around, using all of my prescription pads. *laughs* Keith: Did she really? *bends down to kiss Shiro* Hi. *smiles softly* Shiro: *whispers* Hi. Pidge: *rolls eyes* Can we eat lunch now? Shiro: *looks at Pidge* *chuckles* Of course. Let’s go.
The three of them went down to leave the hospital with Pidge between them, holding their hands while walking. The three nurses at the reception area just cooed at them as they watch them leave.
Lyle: *sniffles* I think I know now what “I hate seeing you go, but I love watching you leave” means. Brenda: You’ll get over your broken heart, man. *pats Lyle dramatically* Lyle: Okay, but seriously, guys. He’s just seriously fucking attractive. Brenda and Daniella: We get it, Lyle. Don’t worry. We agree 100%.
A tiny object on the floor caught Sam’s eye. Just a doll, but… he bent
down to pick it up. It was warm and floppy, and… yeah. This was definitely on
the weirder edge of the spectrum.
Coming closer, Dean squinted at the thing in Sam’s hand. “Is that…?”
Sam picked her up and held her in his
hand. Barely ten centimetres long, she weighed no more than a small cookie. He
shuddered. How was he going to do this without squeezing her to death? Surely
she would be crushed in his giant hands. Gently, he turned her over. She was completely
still, but limp, her hair spreading out over his fingers: there were no signs
that this was a grown, living woman. Except of course the fact that she had a
pulse, and was warm to the touch.
lord i hate long tumblr “informative” posts that are written so passive aggressively and superior like “god ur so fucking dumb ugh time for me to explain this okay sweetheart? okay? let me walk you through the steps”
Nesta takes one look at the room and pivots to glare at Cassian.
“I had nothing to do with this,” he says quickly, hands up in self-defense. “I asked for two, and when they said they only had one room left, I assumed they meant only one room with two.”
The single, solitary bed in this crappy inn room sits there innocuously. Mocking her.
“I’ll find somewhere else to stay, then,” she bites out.
“There’s no other inns around for miles, Nes,” Cassian says placatingly. “Believe me, we wouldn’t be staying in this craphole if there were.”
Nesta clenches her jaw in his direction. “Then I’ll find some strapping wealthy man to seduce and stay in his bed for the night.” This is a ridiculous threat, at almost midnight when it’s freezing cold out and they’re stuck in an outpost in the middle of nowhere consisting of an inn, a brothel, and a bar, but Nesta’s exhausted and she’s mad that now the possibility of literally sleeping with Cassian is something she has to deal with.
Cassian cocks his head at her, lips tugging upwards playfully. “It just so happens that I’m a strapping, wealthy man very open to seduction. And I’m paying for this room, so technically it is my bed.“
Nesta feels every murderous instinct in her sharpen to a wicked point.
“Oh, well,” she says, dripping with sarcastic sultriness. She drops her bag, begins to unbutton the top layer of her leathers, slinking towards him. “When you put it like that…”
Cassian’s joking demeanor evaporates instantly; the mood of the room shifts on a dime. She stops a hair away from him, close enough that she can feel his breath on her lips. He must know she’s playing with him, but the big idiot is affected anyway like he always is, lips parted, eyes locked on her like he’s either going to devour her whole or fall to his knees.
Even now, when she’s pissed off and tired, there’s something that makes her feel alive in this game of theirs, their unique ability to get under each other’s skin. Nesta lets her eyes drag over his lips, flicker once demurely to his eyes before she pushes herself up on her tiptoes. Her lips brush his jaw calculatedly before whispering, “You’re sleeping on the floor.”
She draws back with the smuggest glare she can muster to hammer home the point before sweeping away from him, grabbing her bag, and heading for the bathroom down the hall. It’s hard to tell through what he’s wearing, but she’s pretty sure she leaves the commander of the Illyrian armies with a hard-on.
I love how he says “if i dont get to see you” as if he’s gonna greet us at the door of every show. You mean if WE dont get to see YOU harry. Also let me love you yes i’ll have you any day. Come over pleaseeee why are you such a sweetheart ugh Anne raised you so goooodddd
Welcome to the Netherlands, part 3 - Poly!Hamilsquad x Reader
Nobody requested but I wanted to write it.
When everyone leaves the atmosphere got much more relaxed. Your mom tried to talk with all the boys at the same time, which was a disaster. Everyone ordered food that you paid for because you were in a good mood now that your cousin was gone.
‘Dus, Y/N, hoe gaat het dan met vier vriendjes?’ Your sister asked when you two were in the kitchen searching for the pizza cutter. (So, Y/N, how is it to have four boyfriends?)
‘Vier keer zoveel liefde.’ You answer. (Four times more love.)
She laughs and then hugs you. ‘Het is zo fijn om je weer te zien. Ik heb je gemist.’ (It’s so nice to see you again. I missed you.)
John enters the kitchen and puts his arms around your waist, kissing your neck. ‘How’s my sweetheart?’
‘Ugh, stop making my neck all wet.’ You whine, pushing him away.
‘You’re all too cute.’ Your sister says in heavily accented English. ‘After dinner, are you all going to… how you say… stay at a hotel? Or stay here?’
‘I don’t know.’ You say. ‘John, what do you think?’
‘Well, I think your parents would like it if we stayed here.’ John says, kissing you behind your ear.
Summary: Guarding the son of Seoul’s mafia boss was never easy, but for Chanyeol falling in love with him was even harder.
Admin Shiba: ….honestly this fic was the fave for me out of the whole fest. Baekhyun’s character is so adorable and tsundere, whenever he showed a lil love to chanyeol it had me SQUEALING. Chanyeol was also such a sweetheart to beakhyun. Ugh. This really renewed my love for chanbaek.
so, you're riding clay nice and slow grinding your pussy on him, playing with your breasts and , he's looking cool as fuck smoking a joint, praising you "fuck yeah baby" "you love my cock don't ya sweetheart" "pussy is so fuckin good baby" ugh pls fuck me clay
oh god this image is the best. Clay just lounging back on the bed, hair messy, smoking coming out of those lips while you ride him slowly.