ugh such a love hate relationship with you

  • Malcolm: I lost the love of my life because of this child. How can I raise him?
  • Blue: You can be a good father to him. Just try. He needs a name, you know.
  • Malcolm: Ugh, fine. What's a name a kid would hate? Rumplestiltskin! Yeah, he'll get picked on for sure!
  • Blue: Well, this seems like the start of a great parent-child relationship that I'm sure won't backfire in any way. Great job, me!
Reactions to reading Lord of Shadows
  1. Well that was… pornographic. Niiiiice.
  2. Kit, I hate to break it to you, but you gay af.
  3. OH HAI GWYN.
  4. Oh, Jon, no…
  5. Arthur, what are you doing.
  6. ARTHUR WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
  7. Ugh, now they’re gonna be a king and queen of darkness, jesus christ
  8. OKAY I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING, GET ‘EM ANNABEL
  9. Is….is this becoming a poly relationship….?
  10. So did CC write this with Trump in mind, or is this just weirdly fortuitous?
  11. RAGNOR!?
  12. Please tell me that was Ragnor
  13. I want my grumpy sweet pea
  14. My love of Diana’s character and character building has increased tenfold.
  15. Julian: Emma no. Emma: Emma, YES!
  16. So… they’re just friends, right? Because that got kinda creepy. Idk what mood she’s going for there.
  17. But Jaime is adorable anyway.
  18. MAGNUS. MAGNUS ARE YOU OKAY
  19. WAIT, TESSA, ARE YOU OKAY!?
  20. WARLOCKS, ARE YOU OKAY?!
  21. FUCK. ME. I DIDN’T THINK SHE’D KILL THEM. FUCK. FUCK .FUCK.
  22. Oh shit. It’s probably bad that’s broken, right?
  23. FUCK ME I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING EITHER, THIS IS TOO MUCH, HELP

Guys, I’m TIRED. 

Okay, let’s start with how extremely adorable Jughead is. Like, he cares so much about the drive-in and as we found out, the place was literally his home. Like, someone protect my son please. And he tried so hard to save it, talking to the mayor, talking to Fred and handing out flyers and stuff. Forget Archie and that love triangle, this is the important story here.

Speaking of Fred and Archie, look how nice Fred was to that fucking pedophile. Like, he was complimenting her, inviting her to dinner and being such a great guy and that bitch is just sleeping with his son. Ugh. I hate her. 

Betty keeping a diary is so cliche™ but I love it lmao. 

I AM SO HERE FOR BETTY, RONNIE AND JUGHEAD HANGING OUT. Kevin’s okay too, I guess. Still haven’t decided if I like him or not. I mean, he’s funny and all but idk he just feels way too stereotypical and I’m still most certainly not over the biphobia. But maybe he isn’t really biphobic and that was a one time thing bc how else would Betty and Veronica, who are both obviously bisexual still be friends with him? Idk man. 

Cheryl, I love you for being a bitch but damn you just got your ass handed to you by Hermione Lodge, who is just as much of a goddess as her daughter. 

Betty calling out Archie on his shit 👏 👏👏

but like she was so…good about it?? Like she got her point across but didn’t immediately threaten to tell and stuff. And, Archie, honey, how could Ronnie even back you up? Firstly, what you’re doing ain’t cool and secondly, that’s her girlfriend you’re arguing with so ??? 

Archiekins 

Where can I sign a petition to get rid of Alice Cooper? 

THE ARCHIE/GRUNDY SCENES LITERALLY MADE ME SHUDDER WITH DISGUST ew ew ew ew ew. 

Betty questioning Grotesque Garbage is   👌 👌 👌 she was really good at that too honestly I just really love Betty Cooper man. 

SHE WAS JASON’S TEACHER? SHE’S THE KILLER!!11!!!1! 

“I don’t think of my students that way” lmao bitch stop lying

Jughead being a rebel with a cause is my aesthetic. And awww, he’s talking about himself and his family for once. This boy must be protected at all costs.. 

Archie, wtf are you trying to do, telling Betty to stay out of it? She’s literally doing what’s best for you like smh man shut up. 

BETTY AND VERONICA BEING DETECTIVE GIRLFRIENDS IS MY JAM. Like, seriously, they have so much chemistry like just let Bernoica happen man. It’s literally already canon. 

I would sell my soul to Satan and sell my body on the black market to make Beronica canon. 

I’m fully aware I’m being queerbaited but Betty and Ronnie are just. so. goddamn. cute. 

‘Jennifer Gibson’. THAT BITCH.

She has a gun in the car. THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE’S THE KILLER!!!11!

Alice, wtf is wrong with you. Fred is a chill parent. He isn’t going to tell his son to stop talking to his best friend just ‘cause you’re a psycho who wants to control her daughter.

Okay, but like I really love Hermione and Veronica’s relationship it’s so good and–WAIT A SEC THEY’RE BUYING THE DRIVE-IN. Why must you crush Jughead’s happiness?  I TRUSTED YOUR HERMIONE.

Omg Alice saw the gun oops shit shit shit (betty what were you thinking hiding it in your fucking drawer smh girl). Wow, Alice just hit a new low. It’s not cool to read your daughter’s diary 

I would have felt bad after learning about Grundy’s backstory but my obvious hate for prevented that from happening thank god. 

ARCHIE, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN. NO, DON’T HUG HER. UGH ARCHIE WHY.

Let’s talk about the drive-in.

Poor Juggie god I feel so bad for him Archie where are you your boyfriend needs you

VERNOICA!! LODGE!! IS!! A!! FUCKING!! GODDESS!!!

Veronica Lodge is like fine wine. She gets better and better the longer she exists. 

I kinda sorta weirdly like the Veronica-Cheryl-Kevin squad?? They can be the ‘burn you to a crisp’ squad.

Ooh, Kevin’s got a new hottie. Also, did I mention I really love Kevin’s dad? He’s so nice.

YAS KEVIN GET SOME (My feelings are so conflicted like I want to support Kevin because he’s the only important, openly LGBTQ+ character on the show so far but like, something’s just off about him) 

Archie, please never speak to Grun–OH. HE’S LEAVING HER. YES ARCHIE YES YES YES–OH WAIT. OH NO. 

SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

Alice why tf do you have to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong? 

Man, I feel bad for Fred. 

Archie, don’t defend that woman, please. She deserves it. 

Such drama much intense very wow. 

Oh no. My bby Betty is crying FUCK YOU ALICE. 

Okay, I know there’s probably some people sad about Grundy after her backstory but we got nothing but good stuff immediately after she left? 

Fred and Archie having a moment 👌 👌 👌 (I mean, I feel bad that Archie cried and that he was upset but it had to be done) 

Betty finally standing up to her asshole of a mother  👌 👌 👌 (I still kind of think that Betty is actually Polly but idk) 

A cute scene between Betty and Archie  👌 👌 👌

The scene where Veronica confronts her mom was certainly…something.

OH MY GAWD SOMEONE BROKE INTO KELLER’S HOUSE AND TOOK ALL THE EVIDENCE. THE SAME NIGHT GRUNDY LEFT. SHE’S DA KILLER. 

Grundy is like a bag of opened chips. She gets worse the longer she exists. Archie, you could not have been more wrong when you said she wasn’t a child predator. I already feel bad for that poor new kid victim of hers. 

On the whole, this was a really, really good episode. I give it a 9 out of 10, but that’s because my queen Josie wasn’t in it and there was not enough Jughead and Archie and there was way too much Archie and Grundy interaction but hey, at least she’s gone now. 

God, I’m literally crying over Jughead. The picture with him and his sister (who tf named them Jughead and Jellybean tho) was so adorable and so sad. My poor child. 

OH MY GOD THE SCARY BIKER DUDE IS JUGHEAD’S DAD?!

Where will he go? What will he do? How will he live? WHERE WILL HE CHARCHG HIS LAPTOP ASHFRWLGHLUFU ARCHIE COME HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND 

Also, I would just like to add, Betty is the best friend anyone could ever have and she needs to be appreciated more. 

So, what do you guys think? What do you agree and disagree with me on? Let’s talk! Reblog this while adding your notes or send in an ask (PLEASE SEND ME ASKS) or send me a message or something and I will see y’all next week.

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Okay I know we all love this scene already, but aaah. I just have to pin point the moments I love.

- How plainly obvious it is that Tina is so taken with him! Like when Newt starts saying “Well it’s been…” and he doesn’t even finish before she eagerly adds “Hasn’t it?” and she’s all big smiles and 100% different from when Newt first met her!
- Newt’s reaction to her quick response! He just looks at her kinda surprised? And he doesn’t even say anything more to it. As if he’s not quite sure how he had such an effect on her?
- The way Tina’s voice breaks. She is SO full blown emotional She just really don’t want him to go and it breaks my heart.
- Newt is still not quite keeping eye contact for long.
- “I can’t think of anybody I’d rather have investigating me” *grimace* Instant classic, awkwardly hitting on Tina without intenting to.
- “Quiet life for me now” okay so this just reminds me of Bilbo Baggins at the end of the first Hobbit movie saying he believes the worst is over now. Because HA HA there’s four more f*cking movies coming Newt and you live and breathe trouble whether you intend to or not!
- “And I’ll look out for it! Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” and Newt looks her dead in the eye!! She just hit the jackpot right there!
- “Does Leta Lestrange like to read?” and he bloody hell says who! Who? The very woman they talked about days earlier. The same woman that has him hurting. That’s a huge thing for him to have a memory slip there. He’s found his giver! Not to mention Tina’s voice breaks when she brings her up.
- “People change” and Tina’s breathless “Yes.” 
- Newt being distracted by the ship soon to be leaving and Tina just struggling to keep her tears back. It just… ugh my heart.
- And don’t tell me Newt brushing a strand of her hair back isn’t better than a kiss in this moment? YES I ship them and YES I can’t wait for their relationship to start, but I HATE movies that forces love. This is so much more effective and fitting for these two. A slow start, but no less romantic and absolutely sweet. If there’s one thing this movie is it’s sweet and I think everyone needed a movie like this right now. Which included a slow burn relationship..
- Newt is not good at goodbyes. He leaves quite abruptly twice and you know it’s because it’s difficult for him to let her go. He just have to do it quick. It’s why he stops a last time before entering the ship, but can’t afford to look back. 
- He struggles to look at her when he’s in doubt of whether she wants him to come back. If she truly wants him. Only when she does show interest does he meet her eyes again. Like when she says the title of his future book because she gets him and now when she very much wants him back in her life.
- HER SMILE. It’s so beaming and sunshiny and nothing hurts while everything hurts at the same time
- He’s still not quite able to understand how he earned her affections. Like when he first looks at her he really looks at her as if he’s trying to figure it out.
- And he’s off and it’s all bittersweet because it hurts seeing him go, but she’ll see him again and she makes that little happy hop because she’s in love.

Okay that got a lot longer than intended, but you should really study this scene because Eddie and Katherine are just amazing with their acting. Their expressions and small details. Wow. Just focus on Tina in one go, then Newt the next. They are just brilliant. For someone who’s not much of a shipper in general it’s a big effing deal for him how deep I am in this Newtina ship <3

@kawaiikoumori said 

 Look I’m not going to say that Joker and Harley is one to strive for, I’ve never said that and I will never say that. You should stay away from that relationship at all costs and if you’re in one like theirs then you need to get out of it. 

But the fact that you said “loving lesbian relationship” is really interesting because… 

hmmm…

hmmm… I can’t think of why… 

of why that would be… untrue… 

Hmm… I just can’t think seem to think of why this relationship isn’t so “loving” as it seems… Oh well. 

Side note, it shouldn’t matter at all whether the relationship is straight or lgbtq+, just whatever is better and more interesting IN YOUR OPINION for these FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. 

Along with a bunch of my friends in this fandom, I’m bored of this conversation. Just go away. 

When you REALLY hate this “Blake moment” where ONCE AGAIN Bellamy is the one to say that he is the misrable worm who needs Octagon in his life and that he’s “lucky to have her”, and Octagon is the little angel who has never done anything wrong in their relationship, but everyone LOVES it, and everyone reblogs it to explain Octagon’s “growth”

I still care about you, but I don’t want to. I hate what you did. I hate what happened. I hate all of it. But you won’t ever go away. You’ll always be there in the back of my mind. I can’t escape it. Whatever it was that I had with you, didnt just go away. I hate myself for that. My head is so fucked up because of everything that happened and I get angry when I think about it. I shouldn’t care about someone who constantly fucked me over and clearly didn’t give a shit about me.
—  But I do.
  • BPD person: I hate you
  • FP: I love you too
  • BPD person: Go away
  • FP: I like it here
  • BPD person: I'm only going to hurt you
  • FP: I don't care
  • BPD person: BUT I DO!
  • FP: ...
  • BPD person: ...
  • FP: ...
  • BPD person: ...are you hurt now?
  • FP: Nop
  • BPD person: UGH!
  • FP: Are you done?
  • BPD person: *silently and reluctantly nods head yes*
  • FP: Come'ere let me give you a hug
notes to the types, from an INTJ.

DISCLAIMER: All of this is subjective, obviously.

ISTP:
-Stop pretending you’re an aloof ninja. You’re just a nerd. Calm down.
-Okay I know you want to learn how to throw and spin knives and that is a-okay, just don’t point it at me, seriously.
-STOP PRETENDING YOU DON’T HAVE EMOTIONS. What’s up with you and not wanting to admit that you feel things? It’s not a bad thing!
-Such nerds. succchhh nerds.
-Remember to do that thing that’s due tomorrow NOW, bc I know you’ll do it in 2 minutes before class tomorrow.
-keep track of time. Why are you so bad at this?
-Yes, what you said offended that person. Yes, they will probably accept your apology.
-You make so many noises
-Maybe make more facial expressions? You look like you want to kill someone when you’re not doing anything. But I can totally relate. Others might not get it though, so try to be a bit more expressive.

INTJ:
-Stop being an asshole.
-literally no one asked you to make everything a metaphor for suffering.
-you are NOT the nicest person I know. Don’t delude yourself. You may be understanding, but niceness is usually measured by external things, like compassion and emotion. Which you basically NEVER express.
-why do u make so many puns dear god
-??? You speak perfectly. I don’t know how. #NotAllINTJs
-yes, you’re charismatic, but it’s in an awkward way. You aren’t “the suave master”, you’re just the cute nerd. Got it?
-next time you repeatedly ask me the same question I will throw you off a cliff

ISTJ:
-how do you do so many things? I don’t have that energy.
-also, stop reading Wattpad instead of studying. You know that your grades matter more to you.
-don’t be afraid to speak your opinion just because other people won’t accept it or because you think it may disrupt the balance. Most things need to be verbalized.
-I DON’T GET WHY PEOPLE ARE SO IGNORANT EITHER. What’s up with that????
-sometimes perspectives need to shift and things just arent a useful supply of information anymore.
-get some sleep.
-grades don’t mean everything just because you were told they always mean everything.
-my cute timid sunflowers 💕

INFP:
-you’ll never be happy if you don’t pursue something you love. It doesn’t matter if someone doesn’t want you to. You matter most, in your world. Okay?
-worry about yourself more
-if you’re so worried about being organized, organize yourself. I’ll help you. It only takes 2 weeks to develop a habit, after all.
-DO. NOT. DATE. MANIPULATIVE. PEOPLE! Why??? Bbg! You always love the underdogs, but sometimes the underdogs are literal psychopaths! That is not healthy! You don’t need that kind of manipulation. Use some reasoning!
-you guys have so much creativity. Express it! People love that shit, trust me. I know I do.
-go on adventures if you want to! Might as well, yeah? It’s not going to HURT if you take a hike and draw some trees. Philosophize. It’s what makes self-realization.

ENFP:
-how. So much. So much energy. Why do you always want to go to the mall or to a party?
-no, i dont want to go anywhere, and no, it’s not because I’m being lazy.
-we should build a shed. You can keep your various stray animals there.
-why. Why are you so dependent. You don’t need to talk to your boyfriend for every minute of everyday AND update him on your status every hour.
-stop making so many “fake” friends. Just because someone compliments your shirt doesn’t mean they aren’t going to be a terrible person.
-it’s just project-project-project with you, isnt it? You don’t even finish 1/3rd of them. …i’ll still help you, though.

INFJ:
-sweetheart
-you don’t need to base your being on making others feel better. Or on making yourself fit into a ridiculously ideal image. People like you imagine just don’t exist.
-pretentious w books
-many pretentious books
-also a weeb. It goes hand-in-hand.
-find a good outlet to express your emotions.
-don’t look at the floor all the time, just because you don’t want to meet anyone’s gaze or because you want to think. Look ahead. Show some confidence, darling. You could take the world if you wanted to.
-if you don’t want life to be meaningless, find your meaning. Pursue it.

ESTJ:
-you would be cool, if you didnt have such a bias towards things you don’t even know you HAVE A BIAS towards. Yes, that’s biased. Oooh, how do I know? Let me explain.
-what society taught you isnt always what you will believe. You need to stop deluding yourself.
-stop giving TEXT-BOOK DEFINITIONS
-i gotta admit your logic is pretty solid but your BIASES, oh god the biases.
-why do u have a literal army of followers

ENFJ: *sorry! I hate the two ENFJs i know. They’re underdeveloped.*
-you make me cry. Feelings aren’t to be used in logic-fueled arguments. Don’t think they are facts.
-i dont like you for reasons. Those reasons not being “oh did i offend you”, like??? Who you trying to fight here, me, or your suppressed emotional biases??
-the amount of people who like you doesn’t equal your value! What were you thinking?
-speaking of thinking: you should THINK a lot more! Please? Think something through before you ask me an emotionally-barbed question.

INTP:
-my little fluster nerds
-always developing new things
-I always happen to get into a love-hate relationship with you; because I regard you with fascination and you feel like you’re being studied (you are, btw), and you hate feeling like you’re under a microscope. It’s okay, ill keep teasing you. Your reactions are so adorable!
-inf Fe is so cute. The responses to the stimuli. Ugh. I wanna hug you and tell you how adorable. How puppy.
-nah, nah! I don’t hate you. I’d never hate you. You’re just so INTERESTING. Tell me all about your conspiracy theories! You’re making a language? Ooh, can you teach it to me? That’s so cool! Let me contribute my ideas, too!
-YES, let’s build a sculpture. YES, let’s make english more efficient. Have you heard of that meme?-yeah, that one!
-every conversation is like a make-a-story with the contributions from both sides.
-TEAM CRINGE when people make logical fallacies

ENTP:
-high quality memers.
-most of the people I’ve had crushes on are ENTPs, un-miraculously.
-i could listen to you make up sarcastic stories for hours and never get bored
-TEAM USELESS FACTS that no one will ever use but you still have because of Wikipedia searches.
-you are hilarious. And also, very cute when flustered. Less-so than INTP, but that’s only because they only ever wanna talk about history or chemistry or their poison of choice. You will actually talk to people.
-you all have a distinct walk. It’s so odd. It’s a pattern I’m seeing, though.

Pro-Sasusaku mini-rant

My blog is soooo turning into mostly just me defending Naruto characters… but I am okay with that.

Anyhoo, of the many, many, MANY things anti people try to twist around in Gaiden, I’m just super duper angry about one in particular (well, right now anyway. I will probably rant about the others in the future because I have no self control).

Also, Friendly Disclaimer: I am pro-sasusaku (obviously) and you do not have to read this, because you have free will and junk. :) I don’t enjoy starting any more Naruto-related wars.

So anyway, I’m talking about when Sasuke playfully ignores Sakura’s hope for a kiss as he leaves. I mean, he even smirks as he is walking away, and it’s adorable. And then we have the cute comic relief of silly Sakura sulking in the background. IT’S CUTE. But people use it to somehow prove Sasuke doesn’t care about her? It’s just their dynamic.

And even if it somehow wasn’t playful, not everyone is super comfortable with open displays of affection. I don’t think Sasuke’s parents were ever really affectionate with eachother in front of him, so he doesn’t feel comfortable doing the same in front of his kid. Makes sense to me. Plus just in general, he is never super relaxed around other people. Never really has been post-massacre.

Also, Asuma was very uncomfortable admitting he had feelings or was involved with Kurenai. But people still found it cute. They were in love, and had an adorable little girl. So why can’t people be just as okay with Sasuke and Sakura’s non-public affectionate relationship tendencies like they were with Asuma and Kurenai?

Ugh, I know the answer is something like “I HATE SASUSAKU THEY ARE DUMB AND YOU ARE DUMB AND SAKURA IS USELESS AND SASUKE IS ABUSIVE”. That’s always the response. And we all just keep arguing for 40 years. So I guess I should just stop ranting about it for now, because it won’t change. But it’s just so frustrating sometimes… Plus I just feel this intense need to stick up for my fictional character babies!

Sorry if I came off as negative or angry. Not trying to be! Just wanted to stand up for Sakura and Sasuke a bit <3

dreamer1568  asked:

Can you do traitie headcannons or fanfiction? There's just not enough traitie out there and they are (/have the potential to be) sooooooo adorable

Mmm yes I love them they are so frikken cute.

  • Keeping their relationship a secret because their friends are so smug about it.
  • Getting assigned to do a mission together and comPLAINING SO LOUDLY ABOUT IT like UGH HIM I HATE HIM I cANNot beLIevE i HAVE TO SPEND TWO WEEKS IWTH HIM.
  • Then as soon as they’re fifteen minutes from camp they’re acting like a couple.
  • Constantly bickering but it’s not like mean bickering like ~sexual tension~ bickering.
  • They constantly get mistaken for either siblings or a couple and depending on who they’re with they’ll be angered by one or the other.
  • Falling asleep on each other in public because they’re so comfortable with each other and the other pretending to complain about it
    • But everyone sees the one being slept on’s soft smile at this and know ‘jesus these two really are bad at hating each other’
  • Everyone constantly telling them to get together but always vehemently denying it
    • then probably meeting up that same night to have a midnight date by the water with some smuggled in soda and candy
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Fic: Anti-Valentine's Confessions

Written by @rarity-kasket

1.4k words, T rated

Albus is exhausted when he retires to the Slytherin dormitory after a long day of watching couples snog nauseatingly in every corridor of the castle, and dodging owls swooping in and out with scented red and pink envelopes. He hates this time of the year.

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I’m so fucking glad I’m alone right now so I don’t have to explain what’s wrong with me.
—  suffering in silence.
But this was our show...

(Disclaimer: This is going to be rather long. Sorry for the negativity)

I know I’m late to the party but I need to get this out. 

I hate series four. Not just TFP, not just Mary’s redemption arc…I hate the whole thing.
The last days I spent delving deep into old tags, fic and started to rewatch the show and I only got sad. So fucking sad.
I remember joining fandom back in June, how it helped me crawl out of my shell and talk to people (sorry for not reaching out, I haven’t forgot about you lovelies).
I remember spending nights reading meta, which brought me from reluctantly shipping Johnlock to a full blown TJLCer.
I remember watching the show over and over, at first on my own, later surrounded by amazing people from all over the world at Steph’s watchalongs.
I remember following the news at the sdcc, and screaming over ‘love conquers all’ and our first teaser trailer.
I remember setlock and all the funny exchanges with Arwel.
I remember Sherlocked and watching the GBBO finale just to see two new frames cut into the teaser.
I remember being super excited about every new TJLCE video.
I remember how I couldn’t listen to the radio because EVERYTHING was Johnlock and my heart beat faster.
I remember “Tell them your darkest secret”-“I love you”.
I remember all those countdowns.

And S4 aired…

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anonymous asked:

Hi, how would RFA gang + minor trio deal with a short MC (like 5' and just tiny in general) that doesn't like being called cute, people patting their head, or being used as an arm rest, but would just barely make an exception for the person they're interested in/in a relationship with? Bonus if MC is just slightly older than them or is as old as Jumin and V. PS: Love the Professor Layton emoji's

Grouping these requests together, because what’s better than a short, older tsundere~? (PS i love this MC plz feel free 2 ask for them again)


Zen

  • “Ugh, if you have to send your selfies to someone, just send them to me so you don’t bother anyone else.”
  • because you HATE the fact that 707 lords the fact that ~he knows what you loooook liiiike~ over everyone, you send the group a picture to take him down a peg and
  • man
  • ZEN THINKS U ARE CUTE
  • He really can’t read you though, but that’s because you’re grumpy and incredibly hard to interpret. Even though you say you call him an unrepentant narcissist, you save every one of his pictures, and hold your phone to your chest whenever he says something nice to you.
  • Your form of encouraging him is mainly telling him that he is, objectively - it’s not anything about your personal opinion, it’s just objective - a good actor, and anyone saying otherwise is a moron.
  • that makes him feel weirdly good, particularly since - despite what you say - you’re always on his side and encouraging him in your own way.
  • he can’t help but call you cute and his princess which just
  • annoys you
  • but he also not doing it sarcastically which makes you feel weirdly nice but
  • THAT ALSO ANNOYS YOU
  • ZEN ANNOYS YOU
  • YOU HATE HIS DUMB HANDSOME FACE AGHHH
  • hE DEFINITELY does that thing where he puts his hand on the top of your head because you’re SO SHORT
  • and SO ANGRY
  • and he can just put his palm on your forehead as you try to get at him because he’s super buff and you’re just a tiny, ineffectual steamroller
  • “I AM A MATURE RESPONSIBLE ADULT DON’T TREAT ME LIKE THIS”
  • “i DO TAXES”
  • “I HOLD CONFERENCES”
  • “I AM HIGHLY RESPECTED IN MY FIELD WHY DO I GET TREATED LIKE A TOY AGHHHHHHhhHhhhHHhh”
  • ok Zen admittedly does tease you a lot b/c he thinks its funny but once he realizes that there is some actual baggage due to your height he lays off and actually starts specifically complimenting you on your intelligence, skill, and professional abilities
  • which takes you off guard and you really
  • really
  • like it.
  • (at one point, he does the hand-comparison thing with you - you and him putting your hands up against each other to see how big his is in comparison to yours - and he grins so widely and damn does your heart go pitter-patter)
  •  whenever you have a talk or something important to do he is ALWAYS THERE IN THE FRONT ROW
  • YAAA BABE GO GET ‘EM
  • (one day, one of your colleagues makes a short joke about you on stage and he’s like…. ready to fite someone)
  • He says to you later that he knows you can take care of yourself but he also wanted to deck that guy
  • (it’s time for doki-dokis from you SHIT)

Yoosung

  • you find it extremely difficult to be properly tsundere around Yoosung because he is just this adorable little chick of a person
  • like
  • just thinking about getting annoyed at him makes you feel weird
  • and as soon as you see his dumb cute face in his avatar you just kind of deflate and calm down.
  • (seriously Yoosung becomes your chill-out medicine whenever you hear his voice on the phone babbling about something ridiculous you’re like)
  • (okay)
  • (things aren’t so bad, Yoosung exists)
  • you do say exactly what you’re thinking regarding his grades tho - like yoosung, quit gaming and study christ
  • “you need to take school seriously”
  • “this is me, as a professor, telling you to shape up”
  • WAIT YOU’RE A PROFESSOR
  • “………iii…. am an intelligent, competent scholar who is well respected in my field, yes?” you say to the shocked chatroom, who had, from your picture, thought you couldn’t even be 20.
  • yoosung freaks out. DO YOU TEACH AT SKY UNIVERSITY, he says, ARE YOU SECRETLY ONE OF MY TEACHERS OMFG
  • well first of all yoosung, DON’T YOU THINK I’D RECOGNIZE U IF I TAUGHT YOU
  • (and also in the interests of not making it weird, you A.) don’t teach at his school and B.) are actually a very young, newly appointed professor)
  • but that does mean you have your Shit together, and you start getting on Yoosung about his academics. when he gets bad quiz grades, you offer to tutor him, because hot diggity are you smart
  • the two of you stay Just Friends for a pretty long time because Yoosung kinda really needs to grow up a bit like
  • you are around Jumin’s age but the life experience gap is still pretty extreme
  • but he starts to really, really admire you and how - even though you’re often gruff with him - you always believe in him and how he can do better
  • makes him want to really become an adult.
  • He starts working himself out. He takes his studies seriously, he relies on other people for less, he does his own taxes and becomes a much better cook…
  • you and everyone else are kinda shocked by the change tbh.
  • One time, when he’s with you, he looks down at you and stares for awhile and you’re like
  • oh fuck here we go
  • he’s going to be like “wowwwww i can’t believe you’re so MATURE when you look so CUTE and SMALL” because he’s done it before aND SO HAS EVERYONE ELSE
  • (you can’t get mad at him but it BOTHERS YOU)
  • but when you ask him what he’s thinking, he just shakes his head a little and says, “Do you think I look good next to you?”
  • “I’ve been trying really hard - do you think I can ever catch up and be a good match for you?”
  • “I want to be a mature guy you can feel comfortable relying on…”
  • (ahhhh????/??!?!?????)
  • (you’ve clawed your way to the top and here is this sweet mild person wanting u to rely on them?? that’s ODDLY ENDEARING??)
  • anyway yoosung tries 2 be a cool dude for the tiny, angry professor he loves and you are embarrassed

Jaehee

  • you actually have a pretty good working relationship with Jaehee because she is far too mature to join in with the other’s blatant disrespect of your height
  • you actually have a very ‘office ladies’ like friendship where you complain about the dumb people in your respective lives
  • “oh my god so this fellow professor i know did the DUMBEST FUCKING THING, i s2g if he didn’t have tenure”
  • “another cat project… another cat project….”
  • you frequently tell Jaehee to knock ‘em dead and she’s not sure if you mean that literally or not.
  • knowing u it’s probably both
  • Anyway Jaehee doesn’t really see much of your tsundere side directed at her, until she actually meets you in person.
  • the first time she sees you - really sees you - she is
  • struck
  • dead.
  • you are SO TINY and SO CUTE and OH GOD she just WANTS TO SEE YOU IN A FLUFFY DRESS HHHHHHH
  • seriously it’s like - the same feelings she gets about Zen? she gets about you, because not only did you come from low beginnings and claw yourself up with your blatant determination despite what others said about you (which she finds inspiring), you’re also so adorable
  • SHE WANTS TO STARE AT YOU FOREVER
  • cute features, tiny body, omg… omg…. o m g…………
  • omg jaehee, the serious office lady, is SWEATING
  • but she knows that she needs to keep her freakin’ mouth shut unless she wants to die
  • so she stews on this FLUTTERY FEELING and her INTENSE DESIRE TO JUDO KICK ANYONE WHO SO MUCH AS THINKS OF TROUBLING YOU…
  • (also you are extremely smart like you went to school and worked at the same time and you just got ur doctorate like um excuse me could you chill)
  • but she can’t contain it totally.
  • One day, she’s out shopping with you and she sees a cute, frilly dress in the window that would look so…. cute on you… and she stops and stares at it.
  • You look at her, clearly baffled because - Jaehee. Is that… your style…?
  • and she’s like no omg i just think it would look good on you
  • i mean
  • oh no
  • i SAID THAT OUT LOUD
  • and your eyebrows go up but Jaehee has the benefit of the doubt by now so you don’t blow up.
  • …….and the next time you guys go out together
  • you are wearing that dress she liked
  • and jaehee faints.
  • (she can die happy)
  • pictures of you start to join the altar of Zen she has in her apartment


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what the writers of the originals wanted to do;

•they wanted to show how dark and edgy they are in comparison to their mother show
•they wanted to have high ratings and be deemed as being “creative geniuses”
•write the characters however way the want, write their fave ships regardless if the general audience hated it or not

what the writers of the originals actually did;

•they centred the show around the concept of love interests and ships rather than showcasing the bonds of family, sure they have a few klelijah scenes here and there but we rarely get to see the other siblings and their insight into the complicated history and relationships they share with their family, there’s barely any meaty, deep family moments which includes rebekah, kol and finn along with klaus and elijah, the five of them never really appeared to be in the same damn room at the same time……..and the fact most of their interactions are in relation to their love interests ugh
•whether you love her or hate her you can admit that the writers managed to show that their biased when it comes to hayley, hell they casted her before any of the actual mikaelsons, we don’t know the story about what happened between phoebe and claire or why claire left but they replaced the female lead, who was an actual mikaelson, with her, and they give her more focus than almost every member of the family and “abilities” which enables people to dub her as “flying jesus”…
•they managed to carelessly annihilate fan favourite characters by destroying their characterisation to fit their own fantasies, apparently some of the writers admitted to disliking some of the characters when they were on tvd, they claim it’s all character development but there’s a clear difference between writing a character who is nothing but a mere shallow of who they were and all of their compelling attributes which made people interested in them now removed and character development
•a few examples includes klaus, do you remember back in the glory days of tvd when people were absolutely terrified of him - he was an urban legend and in s3 of tvd he was utterly fascinating and complex but in the originals he’s a mess a weeping mess at that, there’s nothing wrong with crying but not all the time, especially if you know his character, he’s reduced to a shadow of his former self
•another prime example is kol, he quickly became a fan favourite in tvd because he was a character that was fascinating much like klaus but in other ways, he was cheeky, outrageous, slightly psychotic, vain, all in all a trouble maker with a boyish charm who underneath it all felt as if his family didn’t care about him -like he didn’t belong, two deaths, a body swap and a resurrection later most of those qualities were pretty much stripped away and he was only all about davina, I didn’t mind davina as a character it’s the fact that the writers used that ship to in a way “disneyfy” him, I could also rant about elijah….
•the writers retconned a few canon events that were established in tvd such as tatia and her death, in tvd her blood was used to help turn the originals into vampires by esther and she subsequently died because of this/esther but in the originals they changed it and apparently elijah killed her? kk
•the writers forget the existence of henrik mikaelson, with the youngest mikaelson sibling never being mentioned verbally or through flashbacks
•the writers frequently would feud with and antagonise the fans, in particular with fans who ship klaroline and fans who love kol
•so the writers manage to end up with lower ratings because of ooc characters, weak plots although there is some potential with marcel, being ship infested and rather repetitive at times, and the fact that a lot of people would rather watch it if there was no baby plot because let’s be real here babies and vampires don’t particularly mix well.

All i’m picturing after it cut to a new scene after the fitzsimmons one is Jemma sitting there while Fitz cries, and she’s crying with him, holding him tightly, just whispering “I love you.” over and over again, just so he knows. 

So he knows that their relationship isn’t dead, and nothing in the world could kill it: not almost drowning due to betrayal from someone they considered a friend and then having to recuperate from lack of oxygen resulting in brain damage, and loss of a lot of skills; not being swept away to a planet in another universe with another man, with very little hope of getting back home; and certainly not the manipulation from a crazy robot wanting to be a human, and controlling everyone to get her way, pitting Fitz against Simmons, and having him nearly kill her. 

There’s only room for Jemma in Fitz’s heart, and vice versa. 

And all I can picture is them in that quiet room, and Jemma reassuring him that nothing has changed between them, that she loves him, and even though they have a lot of healing to do, they’ve got each other to help with the process. 

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Dan x reader.
Warnings ⚠️ slightish smut?
Please send requests. Also, should I do a smutty part 2??

“Ugh I hate these stupid crappy romantic movies, I don’t need some ditsy characters to remind me how pathetic my love life is.” You say as you sit beside Dan on the couch. He was flipping through the channels and happen to stop on a romantic movie. You vaguely remember it and wanted to call it the notebook? Either way, it made you feel sick. You honestly wouldn’t have such a strong reaction if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re still fresh from a breakup from your long term relationship. Almost a full year of your life gone in an instant.

“You’re exactly right! You don’t need them, you have me for that.” Dan was trying to help make you happy again with his famous little smirk on his face as his dips his hand into the popcorn on your lap.

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“Tony and the White Rabbit” - Digital Oil Painting

“No, Tim belongs to Pep. I should never be responsible for anything that requires actual food to live. But she got him because it’s important for my ‘therapy’ or something. Said it needed to be a ‘quiet’ animal. I asked for a snake. We got Tim the Bunny here instead. What did Bruce bring? Please tell me he has a snake. …A cat? Ugh, boring. I’m getting him a snake. …Don’t tell Pep.”

I think Tony said all the description I needed, LOL. Can you picture Pepper putting the rabbit in his hands when she decides he’s worked long enough and it’s time for a break? He has a love/hate relationship with Tim the Bunny.

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