ugh stop making me ship it

If Eren`s Mom Lived...

Carla: Y`know captain Levi, my little Eren had quite the crush on you.

Eren: Oh Maria, mom no please-

Carla: He would go on and on about how pretty you were and how you`d become his bride!

Eren: Mom, please stop it.

Levi:

Carla: Oh! And don`t even get me started about when he started making those noises in his room at ni-

Eren: Mom! Ugh, captain, I am so sorry about this!

Levi: You should be. Where`s my ring you damn brat?

SOMEONE MAKE ME A COMIC OF THIS  P L E A S E
  • Pidge: *successfully hacks into something that saves their asses* Guys i'm in!!!
  • Lance: *was looking over her shoulder the whole time* Holy crow, Pidge, I could kiss you!
  • Pidge: *looks at him seriously* What's stopping you?
  • Lance: what
  • Pidge: what
  • *awkward silence*
  • Pidge: *expectantly waiting* Well?
  • Lance: *secretly hoping that it was some joke*
  • Pidge: *keeps staring*
  • Lance: *realizing that holy s h i t its not*
  • Lance: *internally screaming*
  • Lance: *points to person in the corner* KEITH YOU JERK *gets up and starts arguing*
  • Keith: what did i even do what the fuck
  • me: guys can we just stop hating on each other's ships like let's just respect what everyone likes and together make the world that much better <3
  • also me, seeing feylin: what the fuck ew who even supports this still are you kidding me get this trash off my dash jfc someone hand me a vomit bag ugh istg people are stupid for shipping this ugh feysand4lyf
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We’ve all done things… that are hard to live with. So let this be your redemption, if it needs to be, because it might be mine.

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I keep thinking about that day on the train platform. After you found me in the cemetery. You told me to take care of myself. I wanted to be okay. I wanted to stop seeing him before I talked to you again.

DESTIEL HATERS’ LOGIC IN A NUTSHELL:

Destiel shipper: “I miss SPN episodes with lots of Cas and Dean interactions in them! :(”  Tags: #spn #destiel #wank for ts 

Destiel hater: *reblogs post* “You’d better stop watching the show then, since SPN is about SAM & DEAN, not stupid destiel! UGH delusional destihellers only care about their ship, they’re not TRUE FANS!!! Oh and SAM WHO btw??!!”

~15min later~

Destiel hater: “When will Castiel die?! He’s so useless and annoying! Plus, Misha is ugly, a terrible actor and he queerbaits the destihellers and the minions!!! Btw, here’s a really offensive and unsourced rumor about him. I hope he gets fired. Also: fuck him!” Tags: #destiew #anti-Misha #anti-minions #destihellers

Destiel shipper: *reblogs post* “Wow! 1) You’re wrong 2) Stop spreading hate and offensive rumors 3) RUDE!”

Destiel hater: “OMG STOP HIJACKING POSTS!!! IF YOU LIKE MISHA THEN STAY OUT OF THE ANTI-TAG!!!! AND I’M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION SO STOP HARASSING ME!!! I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO POST IN THE ANTI-TAG INSTEAD OF THE MISHA TAG BECAUSE I’M A VERY POLITE AND RESPECTFUL PERSON! YOU SHOULD THANK ME AND RESPECT ME!!! (WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRITICISM AND INSULT/SLANDER AREN’T THE SAME THING???)

stop blaming lucaya

HONESTLY it makes me sick how whenever something happens in the fandom everyone just points fingers at Lucaya shippers. 

Rowan and Sabrina get threatened? Ugh,  Lucaya. 

Girl Meets World views drop? Petty Lucaya shippers. 

Rucas scene gets cut? Lucaya sorcery. 

Just because we ship Lucaya doesn’t mean we’re horrible people and sexist or racists (I’m a feminist and I’m not white so the argument that Lucaya shippers are exclusive of non-whites doesn’t make sense…)

Who are the people that constantly hate on Maya for no reason other than that she has no dad is therefore is an “attention hog” and “bratty”?

You shouldn’t hate on anyone because of that. 

We’re not petty and hateful, and at least the majority of us don’t make accounts or tags with really petty usernames. Honestly, in the Lucaya tag I see just Lucaya posts, but in Rucas things there is a lot of hate for Maya and the Lucaya ship in general for no actual reason.

 The majority of us are here to celebrate the beauty of our ship, not to bash someone else’s

I saw lots of people tagging chris and kat with their “grahamwood fantasies” on twitter guys stop doing that. those are REAL people not fictional. this will only make them uncomfortable. if you ship them that’s fine but don’t spam their mentions with that ugh sorry,i had to say this cause it’s been annoying me we’re not like those crazy nian or ‘kian’ shippers.

“ Will people stop being unsupportive of NaruHina being canon? Naruto loves Hinata and Hinata loves Naruro when he was still an academy student. They were meant to be. “- confessnaruto  

No, people won’t support lies. “meant to be”? ugh…this shipping fandom is so corny it makes me want to puke.