If Eren`s Mom Lived...
Carla: Y`know captain Levi, my little Eren had quite the crush on you.
Eren: Oh Maria, mom no please-
Carla: He would go on and on about how pretty you were and how you`d become his bride!
Eren: Mom, please stop it.
Carla: Oh! And don`t even get me started about when he started making those noises in his room at ni-
Eren: Mom! Ugh, captain, I am so sorry about this!
Levi: You should be. Where`s my ring you damn brat?