ugh people you make me so mad

anonymous asked:

do you know of any frat boy Harry fics?

Hi lovely! Here you go:

Every time that you get undressed (I hear symphonies in my head) bytheboyfriendstagram:

Summary: “Hi.”, Louis says and Harry doesn’t answer. The taller boy takes the cigarette from Louis’ fingers and places it between his own lips.

Louis doesn’t fight it, because Harry looks hot when he smokes.

“Why are you sad, Louis?”

Louis blinks up at the question taking him by surprise. The smoke vanishes in the air and he’s now face to face with Harry, who seems to be closer now.

“I’m not sad.”, he lies.

Harry stares at him for a moment, before he takes another drag from the cigarette and leans down so he’s at the same eye level with Louis.

And okay, now Louis panics. 

OR an AU in which Harry is the typical frat boy who doesn’t believe in love but falls for the insecure mess that is Louis. Sex and fluff ensue.

Just a Number by fratboytomlin:

Summary: Louis may or may not fall in love with his arch enemy’s (aka his own brother) best friend, who just so happens to be in college.

don’t make this easy (i want you to mean it) by wildestdreams:

Summary: “Harry’s a player. All he does is chat everyone up. And guys like him are just–so ugh. He’s got that arrogant, self-assured smirk plastered to his face all the time. Always smug and stupid, like he could get anyone he lays his eyes on. All he does is make me mad and laugh all the time like he knows something that I don’t. That is so annoying.”

“But that’s just Harry,” Niall shrugged at Louis. “He doesn’t even try to flirt or anything. He’s just naturally charming, but that doesn’t mean he’s a player nor that he’s trying to get into everyone’s pants. He’s just friendly. And he likes you. He doesn’t usually fall for people, but he fell for you.”

“Oh, should I feel special then?” Louis asked, snorting and rolling his eyes.

or Harry’s a frat boy who is head over heels for Louis and Louis wants nothing to do with him.

Soft Hands, Fast Feet, Can’t Lose by dolce_piccante:

Summary: American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers).

Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry’s charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football.

A bet about the pair, who might be more similar than they originally thought, brings them together. Shakespeare, ballet, Disney, football, library chats, running, accidental spooning, Daredevil and Domino’s Pizza all blend into one big friendship Frappucino, but who will win in the end?

Pi Time by aclosetlarryshipper:

Summary: Harry, 20. Less Than 1 Mile Away, Active 1 minute ago. I think when it comes down to it, I’m just looking for someone supportive. That’s all I really need in life. I know this is an app, but we can find people in all the most obscure places ☺ -H.S 

or hot, hipster Harry from Tinder is nothing like Louis expected.

Have You Coming Back Again by whoknows:

Summary: It’s five o’clock in the morning. Louis has a lecture at half eight. He could be using this time to study or to do his readings or to go to the gym, but - well. He doesn’t have any exams coming up, he’s not going to his seminar today anyway and he hates the gym.

Instead he’s using this time to fuck with Harry Styles’ poor little brain.

Louis jogs across the street and jabs the key into the car door. It opens easily, not that he was expecting anything else. He copied the key for a reason, after all.

He’s got Harry’s schedule memorized, more because the guy keeps following him around than anything, so he doesn’t bother looking around before climbing behind the wheel and setting his bag on the passenger seat. It’s a Monday, which means that Harry doesn’t even get out of bed before noon unless he’s planning on harassing Louis.

Naughty Girls Get Spanked by Erin94:

Summary: When Louis gets caught trying to steal a trophy from Harry for his sorority, he ends up having a lot more fun than he had planned.

Or the one where Louis wears panties and gets spanked and fucked by frat boy Harry.

Orange Canvas by aclosetlarryshipper:

Summary: Few can handle Louis Tomlinson on the dance floor, much less match him in skill and fervor. Louis has obviously met his soul mate; he just never expected him to be wearing a red snapback and to chew gum like an entitled Mercedes owner.

or a spring break (kind of) fake relationship AU.

only thing that’s keeping me on fire by togetherwecouldbealright:

Summary: There’s a boy right in the middle of the crowd and he’s dancing, head thrown back with laughter. When he finally straightens back up, his fringe falls right into his eyes and his slender body is pressed up against others in the crowd. When he moves, it’s more graceful than anything Harry has ever witnessed in his entire life.

Around him are nearly a dozen other guys and they all look like they want to ravage him. Harry doesn’t really blame them.

When the boy turns slightly, his dark blue eyes meet Harry’s and his mouth pulls up in the corner, twisting into an inviting smirk.

Harry is just an average twenty year old frat boy and he meets eighteen year old Louis at a party. It ends with Louis fucking him while wearing his snapback and that’s something that Harry can definitely get behind.

Can’t Fool Me by emma1234:

Summary: “I hate frats,” Louis repeats for what feels like the millionth time.

“Yes, I’ve heard, once or twice or every day for the past three years,” Liam says. His careful tone reminds Louis of how his mom always sounds when one of his siblings is on the brink of a tantrum.

Louis glances speculatively at Liam’s frat brothers, who are still huddled together and chatting, with the exception of the one who’s looking in Louis’ direction. Maybe Louis shouldn’t rule out a tantrum. While making a scene wouldn’t actually free him from fraternity nonsense in the future, it would at least be entertaining.

AU where Louis hates fraternities and would never be into a frat boy. And one of these things is definitely not a lie.

What a beautiful morning to find out SMOULDER HAS BEEN PLAGIARISED.

You know? The 36 chapter “oneshot” which took me OVER A YEAR TO WRITE?!

Let me make it clear. I DO NOT WANT people reposting my work. Not in any language. Not on any platform. I don’t care if you credit me or not. You’re stealing my work! It is plagiarism. It doesn’t fly in my profession and it won’t fly with me in fandom either.

Ugh. The only solace I get is the wonderfully kind people who tell me so I can report these thieves.

But yeah. Not happy.

I get it, but...

So I’ve watched DW 10x01 yesterday and I’ve been reading comments in Tumblr, like any normal person without a life like me would do. And I see gifsets and posts with the scene “Just imagine how it would it feel if someone did this to you” (which, by the way, made me sob uncontrollably) and I read the comments and there’s a lot of people going “This is about Donna” and “Donna vibes”.

And I’m like: I get it, you don’t like Clara. Because, honestly, there’s CLARA’S THEME in the background. It can be more obvious: it’s a Clara reference. It’s RIGHT IN YOUR FACES, people! I get that not everyone is a whouffaldi shipper, but once more, Clara doesn’t have the recognition she deserves. It’s like that talk about how Twelve and Clara had a father-daughter dynamic all over again…

So I get it, but it still makes me mad.

top fifteen friends to lovers au

1. And Then A Bit by infinitelymint (158k)

“We’d like to give the fans what they want.” Magee states, placing his hand on the table in front of him and leaning forward. “We want to give them Larry Stylinson.”

Or, take a parallel universe where Louis and Harry were never together, mix in a two year hiatus and an impending comeback, pour in a dash of lost fans, two tablespoons of strong friendship and a Modest! employee with a good idea. Add a squeeze of pretending to be a couple, lots of kisses and a tattoo or two. Stir. Serve: the mother of all publicity stunts.

(aka Harry and Louis fake a relationship for publicity. Eventually it becomes a lot less fake and a lot more real.)

2. Your Name Is Tattooed On My Heart by mcpofife (86k)

Louis is ready to find the love of his life, but first he has to stop falling for the punk rocker next door.

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Prince & the Pauper

HEY hi I love all your imagine and they make me melt inside and UGH Anyways my request is maybe a prince!Shawn falling in love with a maid!Reader and those two working out a way to get married <3 thank you love you

Alright people, this one is about to be hella cheesy as hell and I’m not mad about it. As you know I try to be as realistic as possible with these imagines, but, this was something fun to write so love it or hate it, I thought it was damn entertaining. Love you all ❤

NOT EDITED

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‘Okay, Y/N. You finish making the prince’s bed, I need to get started on the master sweet for the king and Queen.’ My co worker and friend, Maria, smiled at me.

'Have a grand ole time doing that.’ I chuckled, fluffing up the prince’s pillow. She rolled her eyes, before leaving room and shutting the door behind her.

I sighed in content, looking around his room. I checked my watch, seeing it was almost 2 o'clock which meant the prince was almost done with his duties and that I could see him for a few minutes.

Being in a secret relationship with a prince whilst I worked here was a very unsuspected. I never thought I’d fall for him, but, his amazing personality with those beautiful, brown, soft curls with the brown orbs to match, it was impossible.

The only surprise though, was one night when everyone was asleep and I was working late, he kissed me and told me he was falling for me. I, of course, told him I felt the same way, our relationship being secretive ever since.

It had been 8 months since that night and I’d never been happier.

I heard the door open as I turned around, seeing his beautiful face appear, a grin planted on his face.

'Shawn…’ I sighed, running towards him as I wrapped my arms around his neck tightly, feeling him wrap his arms around my waist tightly, holding me as close as he could.

'I’ve missed you and it’s only been one day.’ He mumbled in my hair, grabbing my face and kissing me passionately. I sighed, lifting my hand to touch his wrist, holding it gently.

I pulled away, resting my forehead against his. 'I’m never going to get sick of kissing you.’ I chuckled, caressing his face with my hand.

'You don’t have to,’ he smiled, grabbing my other hand, staring down at me. 'I’ve been thinking, Y/N, what’s stopping us from getting married?’ My eyes widened, staring at him in admiration.

'Shawn, your country and your parents…you have to think of them too. They wouldn’t want the help being married to you.’ I reasoned, giving him a half hearted smile.

'I don’t care what my parents want. My people, they’ll learn to love you and accept you for who you are. Y/N, we can do this!’ He grabbed my shoulders, staring at me.

'What if they don’t? What if I’m not good enough? Think about it, Shawn.’ I grabbed his forearms, biting my lip.

'Then I’ll give up my title.’ He concluded. I frowned at him, stepping away from him.

'Shawn, you do that and I’ll never forgive you. You can’t just say no to what you’re born to do.’

'I’m born to find happiness and you make me happy.’ He grabbed my face, holding it in his hands. 'Please, Y/N…’ he lowered to the floor, getting down on one knee and staring up at me. My eyes began to water, my heart thumping in my chest. 'I know that I have a title that will forever follow me around until the day that I die, that I have to take care of a country and place that is my home and you may not be a princess or royalty…but to me - to me you are so much more then any of that. I can’t promise you a fairytale wedding, but I can promise you my heart. Please, Y/N Y/L/N, will you do me the greatest honour of becoming my princess?’

I let out a chuckle, tears cascading down my cheeks, my heart warming at the sight of him. 'When you put it like that…’ I joked, grabbing his hand. 'Yes. One thousand times, yes.’ I exclaimed, jumping on him, kissing his lips.

He held me tightly, the kiss starting to get a little more heated as I heard the door open, pulling away immediately to see his mother and father, standing outside the door.

'Son, what is the meaning of this?’ His father asked, shock and a mixture of utter confusion on his face.

'Father, I can explain everything…Y/N and I-’

'I don’t want to hear this, son.’ His mother interjected, anger planted on her features. 'With the help? If all people…’

'If you’ll just listen to me-’

'How long has this facade being going on, Shawn?’ His father asked, standing closer to us. Shawn put his arm out in front of me, almost as if he was protecting me.

'8, glorious and happy months. Haven’t you noticed since I’ve been seeing Y/N secretly I’ve wanted to go to the events you make me go to, I want to do the balls, galas and anything else you can rope me in to. Knowing I have someone to come home to that can make me feel normal for even just five minutes is what I want in my life. Which, is why I’ve asked her to marry me.’ Shawn sighed, staring at his parents shocked facial expressions. I remained quite, feeling small and helpless in this situation. 'I don’t care what you say; Y/N makes me happy and loved, I wouldn’t have it any other way.’

'That is out of the question.’ His mother dismissed. 'The press would have a field day of the fact that our son, in only a years time to be crowned King of our country, is playing fairytales with the maid, who is not of royal blood.’ She glared at me, her features serious and terrifying. 'You’re fired. Pack your things and leave as of immediately.’

I closed my eyes and sighed, knowing this was bound to happen. 'Yes, you’re majesty.’ I bowed my head down, going to move around Shawn before he stopped me.

'She doesn’t go anywhere. She stays here, with me or we both leave.’

'Are you threatening us?’ His father bellowed, getting closer to his son, who was taller than him by only a few centimetres.

'You’re not being fair. You’re sticking to tradition which can always be changed, starting a brand new tradition of not having to marry royal blood to be royal can be something that can connect us with the people more.’

'Shawn! Stop with this nonsense! You’ve left me no choice but to do this the hard way.’

'Shawn,’ I whispered, touching his shoulder, 'it’ll be alright, sweetheart. You’re going to have to let me do this, please.’

'No, you’re not leaving me. I need you.’ He turned around, grabbing me and pulling me into his chest.

'Guards!’

My eyes widened, feeling panic starting to erupt in my stomach and throat. I heard the stampede of feet hitting the ground as four guards made it to Shawn’s room.

Shawn gripped onto me tighter. 'I order you to stand back.’ Shawn warned, the guards now conflicted on if they should follow the current king or soon to be king. 'Take one more step near us and when I’m king, you’ll be returning your amour.’

'Shawn, stop being childish!’ His mother ordered.

'I’m not being childish! You are! I’m trying to be happy, to have some normality, please let me have some normality in my life. I love her, mother.’ Shawn kissed the top of my head, whilst I felt the first tear fall since this conversation. 'Please, don’t make me lose the one thing that makes me happy.’

His mother stared at me before sighing, 'Come here, child.’ She ordered me, making my palms sweat. I let go of Shawn, walking slowly over to her, curtsying in front of her. 'Do you love my son?’

'With all my heart, your majesty.’ I answered honestly.

'You’re willing to give up your normality to live this life?’

'Yes.’ I answered without hesitation. She stood closer to me, giving me a small smile.

'I’ll have to train you to be the best princess you can. There’s no backing out of this now.’

I nodded, feeling my eyes water in happiness.

'Is she truly the one you love, son?’ His father asked, staring between the two of us.

'Yes, father.’ Shawn gripped my hand, intertwining our fingers. 'She’s the only one for me.

'Then you have our blessing.’

Those were the only words I needed to hear. I could finally marry the man that I loved and who I’ll always love.

betterswimbeforeyoudrown  asked:

Hi! Do you some recommendations to fics with angst like enemies to lovers? Thank you

Hello! Try this link (x), but here’s some more for you:

Soft Hands, Fast Feet, Can’t Lose by dolce_piccante:

Summary: American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers).

Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry’s charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football.

A bet about the pair, who might be more similar than they originally thought, brings them together. Shakespeare, ballet, Disney, football, library chats, running, accidental spooning, Daredevil and Domino’s Pizza all blend into one big friendship Frappucino, but who will win in the end?

Word count:112,853

don’t make this easy (i want you to mean it) by wildestdreams:

Summary: “Harry’s a player. All he does is chat everyone up. And guys like him are just–so ugh. He’s got that arrogant, self-assured smirk plastered to his face all the time. Always smug and stupid, like he could get anyone he lays his eyes on. All he does is make me mad and laugh all the time like he knows something that I don’t. That is so annoying.”

“But that’s just Harry,” Niall shrugged at Louis. “He doesn’t even try to flirt or anything. He’s just naturally charming, but that doesn’t mean he’s a player nor that he’s trying to get into everyone’s pants. He’s just friendly. And he likes you. He doesn’t usually fall for people, but he fell for you.”

“Oh, should I feel special then?” Louis asked, snorting and rolling his eyes.

or Harry’s a frat boy who is head over heels for Louis and Louis wants nothing to do with him.

Word count: 24,188

After Hours by Velvetoscar:

Summary: Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are the bane of each other’s existences. Unfortunately, they’re already in love–even if they aren’t completely aware of this minor detail.

Word count: 26,799

Off The Record by Tomlinsontoes:

Summary: Louis is an out of control teen heartthrob, Harry is hired to get him back on track and they both hate each other while they secretly don’t.

“I’m not your personal assistant you know,” Harry says once he gets there and Louis lets him in and he shoves the bag into his hands. “I’m your publicist.”

“I know that,” Louis smiles a devilish grin patting Harry in the middle of his chest as he takes the bag, “but look at you personally assisting me,” he says looking in the bag and pulling out the Cheetos. I also know that my PA turns his phone on silent at night, and clearly, you don’t. Waiting for a booty call or something?” Louis says turning on his heels and scurrying over to his sofa and plopping down. Harry swears he sees a puff of orange dust soar into the air when Louis opens the bag. He’s amazed that couch is as clean as it looks.

Word count: 90,873

i’ll be yours to keep by midnights:

Summary: louis should’ve thought a lot more about who he said his fake boyfriend is, especially since he and his “significant other” kinda hate each other. most of the time.

Word count: 17,549

Love Is A Human Right by Conscious_ramblings:

Summary: The one where Louis has spent years getting over his ex, Harry Styles, and was almost successful. That is until Harry is elected as an MP, and Louis is given the task of getting him to support an Act of Parliament.

Through tears and arguments and a heavy dose of LGBTQ+ politics, their lives finally line up. Will Louis be able to forgive? Will they still want the same thing? It’s difficult to let go of five years of hurt, but even more difficult to be close to the love of your life and let them walk away again.

Word count: 40,933

above your head by deadspy:

Summary: What happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force?

[Space AU. Louis is an astronaut. Harry works for Mission Control. They don’t get along.]

Word count: 57,802

The Melody You Never Heard by bananasandboots:

Summary: It’s one last adventure. One last chance to be young and carefree. One final weekend before they take up their internships, their corporate positions, before they enter the real world, fresh out of university. Niall’s his best mate. Liam’s been there for him since they were lost, little freshmen, trying to find their ways through an overwhelming first year. Harry can’t disappoint them, even if it means enduring four days with Louis.

Louis, who he does share a history with, a history he’s never told anyone about, not even Niall, a history he hasn’t brought up in three years because it’s stupid and embarrassing and confusing.

Or, the one where Harry gets roped into a four-day camping trip with the boy who kissed him and never called back.

Word count: 30,013

Cold by RealName:

Summary: Harry Styles hated the minister’s son.

Louis Tomlinson was brash, obnoxious and possessed all the attributes that Harry deemed unlikable in another person. Unfortunately, they attended the same Bible studies class at church and their mothers were best friends, so avoiding the other boy was impossible.

Word count: 87,454

All The Attention, All These Intentions by sweetlullabies:

Summary: Harry could barely breathe at even the possibility of getting to be Louis Tomlinson’s fake boyfriend. Louis was his favorite actor since childhood, when Louis was also a child on the big screen. The guy he had always looked up to. The guy whose poster he used to kiss every night before bed. The guy whose movies Harry would watch all night until his eyes couldn’t possibly stay open anymore. Harry was pretty sure Louis Tomlinson wasn’t even real—he couldn’t be.

or the fake relationship au where Harry is an aspiring musician and also Louis’ biggest fan–until he actually meets him.

Word count: 120,924

Samurai Jack rant about negative reactions from fandom about season 5, Jashi..Ect.

Okay someone posted samurai jack season 5 featurette (from the upcoming DVD) of Gennedy talking about how he wanted jack to fall in love and the people in the comment section are bitching and moaning about jashi and the ending to season 5 and saying how it’s all trash and ruined. Okay let me say something cause I’ve been keeping this to myself for too long…. I really like the final Season, I really like Jashi and I like the ending. Hate me all the won’t I don’t give a shit anymore about people STILL bitching and hating about season 5 or hating on samurai jack now because of this one ship everyone is against and the ending that gennedy WANTED. Even Phil Lamar (jacks voice actor) said “Last time I checked, you didn’t write it or create or draw it, so I don’t know why it would be exactly what you wanted,” he said of critics of the finale’s bittersweet conclusion. “It’s what Genndy wanted. You wouldn’t say, ‘I think the Mona Lisa would be better if she just smiled. Come on, Da Vinci, lighten up. Go in and redo it.’” season 5 was what made me love Samurai Jack even more because to me..it’s literally a fucking piece of art and it’s probably one of the best revivals to come out this year. And it’s also great to see this kind of animation come back cause we need more animation like this!!! Watching samurai to me is like an experience along with my other favorite shows or animated movies I love but something about jack is just really that unique..again it’s a piece of artwork that’s how damn good it is. Not to mention how an amazing human Being Jack is, how badass Ashi is and how hilarious aku is and he’s now my favorite animated villain. I was really disappointed that a lot of people were outraged at jashi. Guys let jack be happy for once! And both jack and Ashi helped out each other from the inner demons. Jack showed Ashi that aku was evil and what harm he was doing to the world. Ashi reminded jack all of the people He helped during his 50 years of being trapped in the future. So it’s understating what they are meant to be together and why gennedy wanted jack to find love and be happy. Even people said that they were gonna stop watching the show cause of them being together like !!!!!!!! Ugh that makes me so Mad. Aside from all of this Samurai jack is an amazing show to me and it’s still great to me no matter what ending it is or what happens in it that people hate. I still love it. Samurai jack is a fucking masterpiece and a work of art and no one can tell me otherwise. Update: If you don’t like jashi or the ending or season 5 itself. Thats fine by me but what’s not okay is being an asshole about it and throwing shit at Gennedy.

Originally posted by ayemcjaggrrr

Simmer Down - *Request*

A Zach imagine requested anonymously! Thank you for the request! It’s a little short but I hope you like it. 🤗

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Description: After a day full of rude people, you were fed up… a lot. Zach tried to calm you down, but everyone knows it’s hard once you get going.
Rating: PG

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You dropped the bags on the floor of your and Zach’s shared bedroom, huffing a little bit.

“Babe, it’s-” Zach came in and saw you sit down on the bed angrily “-fine.”

“No, it’s not!” You exclaimed. “I don’t get why people have to be so rude when they don’t even know you!”

“The cashier-”

“I mean, you don’t just go ahead and tell a kid he’s a player when he barely even looked at you!” You continued. “You didn’t even look anywhere but her eyes anyway!”

“Y/N, baby girl, please-”

You clenched your fists. “It just makes me mad! And the guy at the Dodger’s shop! Ugh!” You hit the mattress with your fist. “People are so idiotic!”

Zach watched as you continued to rant on with flushed cheeks and angry eyes, but it was kind of cute. You were much smaller than all these people you were ranting about, so to hear that you were going to “smash their face in sideways” was quite a hit. He just smiled a little as you continued to let your anger out until you looked at him.

“You know what I mean?” You asked, breathless from all your talking.

“You look cute when you’re mad.”

You looked at your boyfriend, trying not to blow another top.

“Are you being serious right now?”

anonymous asked:

I’m so annoyed cuz my roommates would always shit on me about having a sugar daddy and talk about morals or whatever. Anyways, they see me doing good now so they’re tryna do it asking me mad questions (eye roll). but I know it’s not for them. anyways one of them got SA and is like “omg i found the perfect one he’s so hot i wanna marry him idc about him giving me money, i gave him my snapchat” I was like what the fuck??? that’s not safe and she won’t listen ugh anyways i just wanted to vent sorry

It’s okay!

Morals are nice and all but they don’t pay the bills. 😂 People will always talk shit or make it seem like we have such easy lives as SBs. You have to be careful who you share this part of your life with. The less people know the better. Also I’m a petty bitch and I’d let your friend learn her lesson about protecting her identity the hard way. 🙄 She sounds like a dummy and probably deserves whatever karma has coming her way. - Mina

anonymous asked:

hi do you have any fics where either or both harry and louis are frat boys? thank you xx

- You’re An Asshole (But I Love You): Louis is a frat boy with a drinking problem who doesn’t know what he wants to do with his life, and Harry is a psychology student who always takes care of him and might just be exactly what Louis doesn’t want, but really needs. (85k)

- Have You Coming Back Again : It’s five o’clock in the morning. Louis has a lecture at half eight. He could be using this time to study or to do his readings or to go to the gym, but - well. He doesn’t have any exams coming up, he’s not going to his seminar today anyway and he hates the gym.Instead he’s using this time to fuck with Harry Styles’ poor little brain.Louis jogs across the street and jabs the key into the car door. It opens easily, not that he was expecting anything else. He copied the key for a reason, after all.He’s got Harry’s schedule memorized, more because the guy keeps following him around than anything, so he doesn’t bother looking around before climbing behind the wheel and setting his bag on the passenger seat. It’s a Monday, which means that Harry doesn’t even get out of bed before noon unless he’s planning on harassing Louis. (31k)

- A Match Made in Aisle Three (Everybody Cut Footloose) : (…) Or, the one where Louis is a drama student/cashier who assists Harry in buying a bottle of lube, and is also the only guy that frat boy Harry has trouble talking to. Also featuring Sophia as stubborn matchmaker and Liam as accidental wingman.  (16k)

- Soft Hands, Fast Feet, Can’t Lose: American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers). Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry’s charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football. A bet about the pair, who might be more similar than they originally thought, brings them together. Shakespeare, ballet, Disney, football, library chats, running, accidental spooning, Daredevil and Domino’s Pizza all blend into one big friendship Frappucino, but who will win in the end? (107k)

operator       : au where harry is a frat boy that bends all the rules and louis is a rookie cop that would like harry to bend him over. kind of. he’s still sorta in denial.  louis can see harry standing in the middle of everyone with a self-satisfied smirk on his lovely- no, not lovely, uglyuglyugly- face, obviously happy with the chaos he orchestrated and louis musses that he won’t be so smirk-y when his ass is tossed into jail to rot. (7k)

- Pi Time   : “Harry, 20. Less Than 1 Mile Away, Active 1 minute ago. I think when it comes down to it, I’m just looking for someone supportive. That’s all I really need in life. I know this is an app, but we can find people in all the most obscure places ☺ -H.S” or Hot, hipster Harry from Tinder is nothing like Louis expected. (16k)

- don’t make this easy (i want you to mean it): “Harry’s a player. All he does is chat everyone up. And guys like him are just–so ugh. He’s got that arrogant, self-assured smirk plastered to his face all the time. Always smug and stupid, like he could get anyone he lays his eyes on. All he does is make me mad and laugh all the time like he knows something that I don’t. That is so annoying.”“But that’s just Harry,” Niall shrugged at Louis. “He doesn’t even try to flirt or anything. He’s just naturally charming, but that doesn’t mean he’s a player nor that he’s trying to get into everyone’s pants. He’s just friendly. And he likes you. He doesn’t usually fall for people, but he fell for you.”“Oh, should I feel special then?” Louis asked, snorting and rolling his eyes. or Harry’s a frat boy who is head over heels for Louis and Louis wants nothing to do with him. (24k)

- only thing that’s keeping me on fire  :   There’s a boy right in the middle of the crowd and he’s dancing, head thrown back with laughter. When he finally straightens back up, his fringe falls right into his eyes and his slender body is pressed up against others in the crowd. When he moves, it’s more graceful than anything Harry has ever witnessed in his entire life.  Around him are nearly a dozen other guys and they all look like they want to ravage him. Harry doesn’t really blame them.When the boy turns slightly, his dark blue eyes meet Harry’s and his mouth pulls up in the corner, twisting into an inviting smirk. Harry is just an average twenty year old frat boy and he meets eighteen year old Louis at a party. It ends with Louis fucking him while wearing his snapback and that’s something that Harry can definitely get behind. (5k)

- Every time that you get undressed (I hear symphonies in my head) :  “Hi.”, Louis says and Harry doesn’t answer. The taller boy takes the cigarette from Louis’ fingers and places it between his own lips.  Louis doesn’t fight it, because Harry looks hot when he smokes.  “Why are you sad, Louis?”  Louis blinks up at the question taking him by surprise. The smoke vanishes in the air and he’s now face to face with Harry, who seems to be closer now.  “I’m not sad.”, he lies.  Harry stares at him for a moment, before he takes another drag from the cigarette and leans down so he’s at the same eye level with Louis.  And okay, now Louis panics. OR an AU in which Harry is the typical frat boy who doesn’t believe in love but falls for the insecure mess that is Louis. Sex and fluff ensue. (12k)

- Orange Canvas  : Few can handle Louis Tomlinson on the dance floor, much less match him in skill and fervor. Louis has obviously met his soul mate; he just never expected him to be wearing a red snapback and to chew gum like an entitled Mercedes owner.orA spring break (kind of) fake relationship AU (25k)

- patrón on ice  : Harry is the president of Sigma Epsilon and he may be just a little possessive over his boyfriend, Louis. (9k)

- Run, Frat Boy, Run  : Harry and Louis are the two most popular boys at SDSU, but they don’t get along. At all. They belong to rival fraternities and they are constantly playing pranks and screwing with each other. Everyone can see that the school slut and the pretty boy would never be friends, but when alcohol and parties are thrown in the mix, things can change.  (44k)

Stop ruining fan fiction

This goes to some Gallavich writers

Ian was cold to Mickey in 6x1 I get it. Ian left Mickey at the border. I get that too. Ian this, Ian that. Yeah, I hear you.

But here’s the thing:
If you wanna consider yourself a writer, maybe try not projecting your anger to the Ian in your story. What’s the purpose of Fanfiction? (among other reasons) To right the wrongs our beloved characters go through in canon. To turn their love story into what we would want to see. So to have Ian do all these horrible things (that sometimes are very OOC btw) makes no fucking sense. To make your readers turn against him. What you fail to understand is that, if you go too far, it will be impossible to redeem him. You go too far, and people will want him to stay the fuck away from Mickey.

I really love Ian. Like there’s nothing anyone can say to make me hate that man. So for me to root for other love interests as I’m reading your story, for me to want Mickey to end up with someone else, oh baby you darn fucked up!

Moral of the story: If you want people to root for Gallavich and be happy about your Ian/Mickey happy ending, maybe try not turning Ian into a monster just because you’re mad at canon Ian. 

anonymous asked:

ugh do you ever get that random reviewer that leaves not one, not two, but a review on every chapter pointing out all the plotholes and cliches and leaves nothing but scathing insults and says quote, "im going to do you and me a favor and stop reading now, you're welcome." ugh. it just ruins my entire day. why do people do this. i know my writing isn't perfect but for them to write an entire like paragraph review of just rude commentary, it just makes me so mad.

Ugh. Yeah. It’s been a long time but those people just suck the life out of you. They’re wholly awful in every way. Smug. Cruel. Petty. Please, as much as I know it’s hard, please do not take this person’s words to heart. Yes, odds are you aren’t writing at the level of Tolstoy or Flaubert. But, really, who among us is? And posting your fanfic online is not the same thing as registering for an MFA program and even if it were, what on earth makes that reviewer think they’re the teacher?

(((Hugs)))

Fallout 4 Starters pt. 3

[originally posted by ofwolfism, but reposted for easier access since their blog’s theme hides most of the original post]

  • “So, new business model. We team up with a mortuary. You see where I’m going with this, right?”
  • “Where does all this dust come from anyways? The dust faeries?”
  • “This is the part where you’re supposed to die.”
  • “The trick to this is don’t die.”
  • “You’re going down. Grrr. That’s menacing, right?”
  • “And you are just one big, beautiful distraction.”
  • “I knew there was a reason I’m traveling with you.”
  • “Since we’re a team, you think we should use a code name? Red Orchard? Or… Code Violet? Or… the Death Bunnies. That’ll confuse them.”
  • “I call dibs on any hats! …I love a good hat.”
  • “Plenty of opportunities to learn secrets moving around in your shadow.”

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anonymous asked:

Man I just thought of how much cooler it would've been if all the PoC characters were described in ya know, NOT HARMFUL WAYS. Luke, I hate when people draw piper looking like a tan white girl so much???? And that whole "vaguely arabic" thing bothers me so much bc Zia is EGYPTIAN and I WISH she had darker skin and curlier hair. Ugh and that bullshit way he basically screwed over every Latino character he made! As a Latino person that makes me so mad. Basically I am very unhappy.

characters of color

but yeah i feel you.

I just hate rich people man. Honestly I don’t mean any disrespect but like ugh they make me so mad. There are good rich people who give back and are understanding and wonderful people. Not talking about those. I’m talking about privileged bitches who’ve had everything given to them their entire life, never worked hard and just are horrible people. We have an exchange student living in my house (cause my mom has a lot of money but she’d never help me out lmao are you kidding) and this guy is hella rich. His parents sent him here all the way from China, paid for his flight, paid for his rent for FOUR YEARS and sent him to university which is what like $50,000+??? They gave him a whole bunch of extra spending money. The dude bought a $1200 JACKET ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. ALSO $600 BOOTS. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT EXISTED. HE BOUGHT A $1100 INSTRUMENT. WHAT. THE. FUCK. He has one at home, too. He just decided to get a new one. Y'know when u just casually spend $1100 arbitrarily out of the blue because like why not because CAN’T RELATE. Dude it would take me at least like 9 months to be able to save up $1100. And it’s even worse for a lot of people out there like I’m privileged compared to some people. At least I have a place to stay (mind you an abusive place) but at least I have a home and food and a car.

This dude came home the other day with a new car. A $40,000 CAR. LIKE JUST ALL NONCHALANTLY TOO. Like it was just a regular fuckin day to him. This kid had a job and stuff before I think but like his parents buy him everything. His parents bought him: a $40,000 vehicle, $50,000+ worth of schooling, paid his entire rent for 4 years and gave him enough extra spending money to be able to afford $1200 jackets. My mom won’t even let me live with her without paying rent. We pay $300 because we can’t afford much more than that at the moment and we still get bitched at every day and treated badly because we’re not paying $1000.

I just really needed to vent I’m not trying to be like “oh feel bad for me” because I know that I’m privileged compared to some people. I can afford my basic needs and that’s more than what some people can. I am in no way trying to invalidate people with less than me or be like “omg I’m so poor”. I have to put this disclaimer on stuff because if I don’t, people think I’m trying to disregard every poor person and come in my inbox with death threats so like idk

anonymous asked:

ugh. i just saw a post complaining about how Villainous is gonna be "the new cringy thing tumblrs obsessed with something sans undertales something onceler CRINGE" just let people enjoy things, chadthaniel. like why does ppl liking things make some people so mad

honestly??????????????????????honestly

ppl having fun w/ other ppl over silly harmless things like……….its like a cartoon villain like ‘ur HAPPY and having FUN, i HATE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!SEEING YOU HAVE FUN MAKES ME ANGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH it makes me so mad when ppl treat liz like shit like.. they’re a fucking huge deal treat them with some goddamn respect! Obviously you shouldn’t be rude to anyone but like Liz is a pop star and an icon and a huge big deal!!!! People should feel lucky to even get to interact with them at all!!! Literally if you think you mean anything to them and can use that to make them feel bad for no reason then bye bitch enjoy your no fans and 5 downloads on bandcamp for ur experimental ambient noise project while Liz continues to rise to musical stardom! :)

top ten frat aus

1. Have You Coming Back Again by whoknows (31k)

It’s five o’clock in the morning. Louis has a lecture at half eight. He could be using this time to study or to do his readings or to go to the gym, but - well. He doesn’t have any exams coming up, he’s not going to his seminar today anyway and he hates the gym.

Instead he’s using this time to fuck with Harry Styles’ poor little brain.

Louis jogs across the street and jabs the key into the car door. It opens easily, not that he was expecting anything else. He copied the key for a reason, after all.

He’s got Harry’s schedule memorized, more because the guy keeps following him around than anything, so he doesn’t bother looking around before climbing behind the wheel and setting his bag on the passenger seat. It’s a Monday, which means that Harry doesn’t even get out of bed before noon unless he’s planning on harassing Louis.

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You know what makes me mad about Jack’s “all of my allies betrayed me I hate them”-shit? That there are a LOT of people who believe his words and forget about few guys…