ugh not a fan of her face

Queer tv series couple: *are together for more than 5 years*

Heteronormarive fans: “Ugh why they are shoving this  forced gay shit in our faces”

Hetero tv series couple: *girl and boy have just met, have sex, immediately become a couple.

Heteronormative fans: “Ah, what a lovely couple! I ship them so hard, they are so perfect!

Queer tv series couple #2: *boy meets boy, they blush, touch each other’s hands, months later become a couple*

Heteronormative fans: “Why they are forcing this gay shit again? Why everyone needs to be gay nowaydays?

Hetero tv series couple #2: *girl in the bus, guy seats next to her and blushes. One stop after, she is gone, they never see each other again.

Heteronormative fans: "Oh my god, they are so cute!!

Queer character: *I’m a girl who likes girls, and I’m okay with that.

Heteronormative fans: ” Not every character needs to be gay!“

Hetero character: *I’m a girl who loves boys, I’m not like the other girls, because I’m cute, popular and funny*

Heteronormative fans: "Aw, she’s so sweet!!

Queer tv series couple #3: *give a couple of pecks and pull apart.

Heteronormative fans: "Disgusting, I don’t wanna see that pornographic shit in my TV”

Hetero tv series couple #3: *literally have sex in an open field*

Heteronormative fans: “Wow, so much chemistry, they are perfect together!!

Queer character: *dies*

Queer fans: "We are tired of seeing the only representation we have being killed off! Stop killing us in real life and in fiction, please

Heteronormative fans: "Stop playing the victims! In this show, everyone dies! It has nothing to do with the fact that they are queer!!”

Hetero character: *dies*

Heteronormative fans: “I’m not watching this show anymore! If "x” character (white,cis,hetero) dies, we riot!!“

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Ignore my ugly mug, this was the week sent from Hell and our country’s lost its fucking mind. On a personal front I’ve opened up the shop for the past two weeks, waking up at 3am every day, and I am spent. None of that mattered in this moment because a Certified Angel graced me with her presence and swerved every single A. Morgan-jersey clad fan, signaling me out and stopping two security guards from pushing me away. I’ve cried so much these past two days both with my customers and my co-workers, friends and family, and yet - this woman and this team managed to make it one of the best nights of my life. Christen Annmarie Press, is golden. I know she always makes it a point to sign for fans with signs specifically for her, but the fact that she went WAY out of her way, and came ALL the way back to the end zone - that she technically wasn’t allowed to go to (as a USSF rep came running over immediately when he saw she was walking over to sign for me and asked her repeatedly to make her way towards the sidelines) I am absolutely floored by your kindness and gratitude, and I have yet to catch my breath. I wish I had more than those 20 seconds to have told you that you deserve that starting spot, and to keep fighting - it’s yours for the taking. Seeing her in action tonight only solidified my love and appreciation for what an all-around special player she truly is and I hope that Jill Ellis f i n a l l y realizes it. Beyond that, this woman is intelligent and kind-hearted and brave. She has the brightest and warmest smile and no one deserves a night like tonight more than her. On a selfish note - I am so fuckin happy this happened in The Bay.

Lovers in the most unlikely places

(A/N): I LOVE SOULMATE AU’S SO MUCH LIKE UGH

Request:  Ooh! Could you write a Scarlett Johansson x female reader imagine where the reader and Scarlett realize that they’re soulmates? Please? :)

Warnings: none 


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   "Come on,“ Your friend whined beside you, stomping their feet as you stood just beside one of the autograph lines at the comic con you were at. 

     "No, she’s literally my favorite and I don’t think I have the heart to face her,” you whisper timidly, eyeing Scarlett Johansson’s line. “Plus, it’s a really long line-” you attempt to use logic in this argument but one look at your friend and you knew that you weren’t going to win this.

     "Ugh,“ you groan, eyeing her at the front of the line, smiling and happily chatting away with some fans. "It’s gonna take like, 3 hours," 

     "Well,” your friend smiles, clasping you on the back as they drag you to the back of the long line. “Guess it’s a good thing we brought money for food,”

     It actually was a good thing you brought a little more extra money than anticipated given that you waited in line for nearly 3 hours, waiting to meet your all time favorite actress. Your friend went and bought pizza, chips, pretzels, and an abundance of other food for the two of you as you waited nervously, gnawing on your nails as the like moved a a snails pace.

     You were a little afraid that she was going to leave soon, after all see been here signing autographs for hours, why would she want to stay any longer than necessary? Even though in the beginning you had been rather reluctant to meet her you were simply dying for this line to speed up so that perhaps you’d have the slight chance of catching a glimpse of her.   

    The line dragged on and it was nearing four hours when her body guard pushed everyone back, saying she was done with autographs for the day. You couldn’t help the bubble of disappointment within you, after all, you were so, so, so close to meeting her, only 10 or so people ahead of you. 

     "Wait,“ Scarlett placed a gentle hand on her bodyguards arm, smiling at him softly. "I can do a few more, It’s fine,” despite the fact that she had indeed been signing autographs for nearly 4 hours the bodyguard nodded, stepping out of the way so you guys could inch closer.   

    You swore these ten people were going by slower than any line you’d ever been in. It felt like an eternity before you were finally stepping up to the table, smiling nervously at the actual goddess before you. 

      “Hi,” she smiled warmly as she grabbed some picture the person beside her was giving out, a standardized photo of her face. “What’s your name sweetheart?” Oh god. Oh fucking hell. Damn you to the core of hell and back again because those were the exact words printed on your arm, hidden from the view of all people.

     Everyone had a soulmate, someone in this universe made just for them and a mark, a string of words, would present themself to a person on their 16 birthday. From then on they’d have to wait until the universe pushed the soulmates together, finally allowing the two people to become whole. 

    The marks were there to guide people through their lives, to make sure they didn’t fall in love only to have their heartbroken, to make sure that for once they found the right partner and here you were, your favorite celebrity before you, having just spoken those exact words upon your arm to you. You checked your sleeves which were pulled down over your hands so there was no way in hell she’d seen the words, no way she was giving you a false sense of hope. 

      “Um…it’s (Y/N), (Y/N) (Y/L/N),” Suddenly her hand stills in it’s writing, having just gotten the first word of your first name written down. Slowly, she looks up to you, her eyes shining with some emotion you’d couldn’t quite figure out. 

     "You’re my- I’m you’re-“ She trails off, staring at you with these wide, imploring eyes.

     "I think so…yeah,” Within a flash she’s hopped up on her chair, jumping off the table and immediately engulfing you in her arms. Her face nuzzles into the crook of your neck as her arms wrap around your waist snugly. 

    “Soulmate,” she whispers against you. “You’re my soulmate,”

Ugh, apparently Robin is coming back. I hate that ok? I hate him and I wish I never had to look at his face again, I’m tired of seeing him ruining Regina’s storylines. My excitement for Regina’s story this season is much lower now. I understand it might be important for her to get closure and for his fans, but I hate this anyway.

BUT there are so many assholes in this fandom that I can’t even rant about this properly because people are sending hate messages to OQers… Why do people do this? Let them be happy and enjoy their thing! Of course they are happy! To me that’s the only good thing about his return… It’s making people who were very upset last season, happy! Let them be happy!

And lets be unhappy about it in our own blogs without harassing anyone. Because it’s also ok to be unhappy about this as long as we are not harassing anyone.

Teen Wolf season 3 is no doubt my favourite season of the show

why?

  • more Stydia (duh)
  • Stiles’s hair!
  • the storylines were so damn good!
  • Nogitsune!!!!!!!!
  • Dylan’s acting
  • Lydia had so much screentime
  • Isaac was around
  • the twins
  • Allison was so badass
  • the music score of the season is to die for
  • Scott’s face when he gets to know Kira likes him
  • Scott going true Alpha
  • Papa Stilinski knowing the truth
  • Cora Hale
  • the goddamn Alpha pack
  • Deuchalion
  • Danny was around
  • so was coach finstock
  • Derek Backstory
  • STYDIA
  • Allisaac
  • Scott doing good at school
  • Scott has a bike!
  • Motel California
  • the precious emotional Sciles moments
  • Allison’s death (ugh it sucked and i miss her but that was one hell of a blow to the heart of every fan and an amazing plot twist)
  • the ice tub thing they did to find the nematon
  • the sacrifices 
  • finding out what lydia is!
  • Kira being a kitsune
feel free to add! 
Eighty-one.

Alex

“Ugh, I just love being here” Cyn sighed as she laid her head on my shoulder

She had a small smile on her face and it made me feel good that I was the one that put it there. I still felt bad for blowing up and leaving her to deal with her emotions by herself.

I guess bringing her back to Grand Cayman was just a way for me to try and make things better, even if it was unintentional.

“Yeah, we have done good memories here. My favorite being you giving me top for the first time right over there” I pointed a spot that was shaded by a palm tree

“And you had to ruin the moment” she kissed her teeth

I chuckled “Shit was lit, did it like you were a pro. You see, I saw right through this little innocent act you trying to portray from the beginning” I shook my head

“What act? I am innocent” she smiled sweetly up at me

“Yeah right, but it’s okay baby girl, it’s not a bad thing that you’re a lil’ freak” I teased

“Only for baby” she said softly

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Catch Fire- Pt. 2

Luke Hemmings Soulmate AU

summary: In a world where one can enter the dreams of their soulmate until they finally meet, Nikki soon finds out these aren’t just regular soulmate dreams because Luke has a dark secret that changes everything.

word count: 2K

Pt. 1  || Pt. 3  || Pt. 4 || Pt. 5 || Pt. 6 ||

Nikki awoke with a start again but this time it was coming from Joanna’s alarm clock, groaning she rolled over facing her roommate’s bed. Feeling around the small twin sized bed Nikki located her other pillow and lobbed it across the room, hitting Joanna in the legs, “Ugh seriously? Joey, you suck.”

“Shit- Sorry! I swear I turned it off last night,” she said looking at Nikki sheepishly as she shut it off. Nikki flipped over, now facing the wall, and shut her eyes trying to grab just a little more sleep. She heard Joanne get out of bed and head into the bathroom. After a few minutes of sleep eluding her Nikki came to the conclusion that she was awake for good and sat up in bed.

Scooting backwards until she was using the bed frame as a backrest she reached over and unplugged her phone from the charger. Checking the time and seeing it was 9:50am she slid her finger across the screen to unlock it and started scrolling through her Instagram feed. After doing that for a few minutes she closed out of the app then opened up the music one. She moved down the list trying to decide on what to play, but was unable to make a final choice and hit shuffle before getting out of bed.

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Week two of Her Lady’s Royal Highland Guard, our Jacobite themed warband, at Monday night Swordcraft was a success! We had a ton of fun, lots of laughs, wrecked some face. I was on the dreaded pike again - ugh my arms are so sore. Not a huge fan of my hat, probably going to grab a beret this week.

Additionally, I was leading our whole army strategically. Seemed to work - we won every round! Overall it was a great night, fun fights, lots of running. My pike work is steadily becoming more confident.

Oh Lord... please, don't....

don’t mess me up Oda! Just please! Don’t do another fucking shipping here! Haven’t you mentioned in your interviews that OP WOULDN’T BE A FUCKING ROMANCE??!!! You’ve broken a promise! However, I don’t mind. You’re still the best-selling mangaka not only in Japan but you’ve got lots of fans abroad as well. Thus, you’ve got a huuuuge respect from me!

Go Robin, Go Kyros! Kick this faggot’s ass!

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ugh! I can’t stand watching your shitty face! Fuck off Diamante!

hmm?? that’s odd… why do they have to do it? what’s the purpose of it?

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oh.. please, Oda… don’t show us Jora. She’s disgusting and fucking weak…. don’t make her out of sudden a hyped character…

wait…WHAAAA? DWARF PRINCESS?? MANSHELLY??? WILL WE FINALLY SEE HER WHOLE

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SHE’S SO FUCKING CUTE!

hold on, hold on a second… does it mean that… Law’s DF has just weakened by Manshelly’s one? what the hell Oda??? Healing powers should have ONLY LAW! But if you show us how does Manshelly use her powers, then I’ll (probably) change my mind…. I have been thinking what kind of power Manshelly has and you just offer THIS???

come on! and Manshelly please, don’t be naive as the other dwarves and don’t heal them!

good girl!

definetly not you bitch!

noooooooo!! let her go Jola! Leo, hurry up!

oh, I see…. this reminds me this!

oh yeah…feels… feels everywhere…

I’m out of my nerves…. where are you Leo?!

it’d be fucking epic to have Usopp vs. Sugar round 3

omg! it looks hillarious!

btw. Leo’s line rocks XD

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good job Leo!

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I can’t believe!

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but in the future, don’t tell anything like this to any woman you meet, ok?

Highlights from #BlockBinSF

Short and in bullet points because it’s nearly 1AM, and I have work tomorrow LOL

  • Holy fuck they’re all so handsome in real life, I didn’t even know where to look???? My eyes kept going everywhere because I love them all???
  • At the very start, B-Bomb had this stunned look on his face, like he was in total disbelief that this was real and actually happening
  • At the start, Kyung had the BIGGEST grin on his face, he was so excited
  • Zico noticed that a short fan in the front was getting pushed and essentially swallowed up by the crowd, and he took time to tell the fans to give her some space and ALSO ask the fan if she was okay and enjoying herself
  • U-Kwon couldn’t stop moving, he was dancing every second he was up there and he’s such a good dancer and UGH EMOTIONS
  • Jaehyo sat during dance-heavy songs (due to his knee surgery), but he would smile and stare out into the crowd. Whenever it was his part, he would give it 110% and even over-exaggerate his motions a bit to compensate for the fact that he was sitting. And then right afterwards, he would sit there and giggle embarrassingly to himself over what he just did LOL
  • TAEIL IS SO CUTE AND TINY AND FUCK I LOVE HIM
  • The theme of the show was that they were “villains,” and man, they really played up that angle well. The transitions were on-point and so fun
  • Zico would not stop doing body rolls DIS BOY WHY
  • P.O trying to act all chic at first when he had his sunglasses, BUT HE TURNED INTO A SMILEY GOOBER THE SECOND THE SUNGLASSES CAME OFF. I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU
  • The boys could NOT keep their hands off Taeil, Zico picked him up and several members also slapped his butt lmao
  • Every once in a while, while Jaehyo was sitting, the boys would come over to Jaehyo’s corner and grab his arms / throw an arm around him / basically include him in the routine. SO CUTE
  • U-Kwon has really nice biceps (but we already knew this one l o l)
  • THEY DID ALL THE TALKING PARTS IN ENGLISH. GUYS KYUNG EXPLICITLY SAID THAT THEY WANTED TO SPEAK TO US IN OUR OWN LANGUAGE SO THAT WE COULD ENJOY THE SHOW. These boys are so sweet and love us so much, please show them your support, they deserve it!!!
  • U-Kwon was sweating buckets and he danced so hard THAT HIS COIFFED HAIR CAME UNDONE
  • All their vocals are just so on-point ugh i’m so in love
  • Everyone in the pit section (which I was in) was dancing up a storm, it was great fun. It was almost like a club LOL
  • Kyung doing the Lord’s work and dumping an entire bottle of water on U-Kwon, yes
  • Jaehyo in his red sweater vest and tie was so fucking cute, I could’ve taken that boy home to my parents for Christmas dinner!!! 
  • As we were saying goodbye and waving at the boys, Kyung would try to make eye contact and wave to as many people as he could. He’d also throw in some hearts.
  • P.O WAS THE LAST TO LEAVE THE STAGE HE KEPT TURNING BACK TO LOOK AT US AND (PRETEND TO) SAY SOMETHING BEFORE LEAVING AND THEN REPEATING (((THIS CUTIE I CAN’T)))
  • Totally unrelated to Block B, but Jaehyo’s stand-in for the dances seemed like he was really cute LOL

Okay, that’s all I can recall for now, I may add some more stuff later! In summary, just know that the boys are sweethearts and they’re a bundle of fun!!

(edited for some other stuff I forgot, and since this is getting a shit ton of notes, I wanted to include them lol. I’m glad everyone likes my post!!!)

Ianite, Goddess of Balance

Because I’m still Mianite trash


Yeah. So I drew season 1′s Ianite in her prime, because I see so little fan art of her looking regal and powerful (of course throughout season 1 she was trapped in her own personal hell by Dianite, and in season 2 she chooses to be amongst her mortal family, soooo…). Anyway, I’ll continue working on this, adding in the other two gods and the season 1 cast of players and the pirates and the wizards etc. If all goes well I’ll do a big group photo for season 2, as well. I also really want to draw her facing the Taint Monster and breaking free of it… Ugh so many things to draw~

Then again I may just give up on it idk. We’ll see. I’ll at least give this a bit of color soon. ^_^

  • hinata: *stutters, trips, and lost every fight she had*
  • hinata fans: so qt!!! shes an angel ugh i love her!! best heroine!!
  • sakura: *punches a literal god in the face, heals thousands, the third person in the entire world to activate the seal on her forehead, pummels through hard rocks and fought madara fucking uchiha, who also stabbed her through the stomach but she had the energy to continue fighting and healing*
  • hinata fans: what a bitch. she had no development and only cares about sasuke. what a fucking slut. shes so useless and weak.