ugh look at that cute nose

This fandom is so sexist and judgy its kind of funny. 12 year olds transforming into hot naked girls and distracting fully grown adult men with bloody noses? Classic! 5 year olds killing people? Seems legit. 12 year old girl dressed in heels and a miniskirt? OMG WHY?! SHE IS TWELVE HOW COULD YOU SO GROSS UGH

so emotionally scarring small children, turning them into emotionless tools of war? totally okay

boys exploring their sexuality and using it as a weapon against other men even though they have 50+ year age gap and power dynamic differencesw? also okay

girl wearing an outfit that suggests she might be confident or explorative in her sexuality, or might even just be “I think this looks cute”? HOW DARE YOU SEXUALIZE AN INNOCENT CHILD THEYRE SO INNOCENT AND NONSEXUAL AND YOU ARE GROSS

so if its a boy its okay but not a girl. okay. so that is sexist.

jughead living with betty would include... pt. 2

- them opening up betty’s window on warm summer days enjoying the soft breeze while listening to some songs blasting out from the radio/speakers/etc.
- jughead would be writing his novel at betty’s desk
- betty’s on her bed writing in her diary or smth
- wHY CAN I ACTUALLY IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING
- them struggling with their insecurities and helping each other with those insecurities
- ugh the aNGST
- betty feeling like she’s not pretty enough (or even being stressed about her school grades)
- she’d be standing in front her mirror frowning and jughead comes up to give her a back hug
- “i think you look amazing. and you should think that way too. because it’s true; you’re beautiful, betty. ”
- or jughead holding betty in his arms stroking her hair
- “they’re just numbers. they don’t define you, betty.”
- uGH SO CUTE
- same for jughead btw
- him feeling bad about his family’s situation and betty would be there to comfort him
- she’d caress his cheek and whisper encouraging words to him
- lol i’M BYE THIS WENT FROM ANGRY/SAD STUFF TO CUTE FLUFFY COTTON CANDY
- betty being in a really good mood after a day at school
- she’s so happy to the point she feels like dancing
- so she does
- and she keeps bugging jughead to get up and dance with her
- he’s just like “lol no let me be woman”
- she turns up the volume real high and just starts dancing around the room
- and jughead tries to distract himself but he keeps looking back at her
- he smiles like a dork while watching her be all happy-go-lucky
- then he realizes how much he loves this crazy girl
- when the song finishes she turns to him and he just pulls her to him
- he kisses her passionately like woah i rlly love you betty cooper
- and at first she’s just like “????”
- but then she smiles and kisses back
- betty putting on her makeup and jughead stares at her like “lol what is all this”
- one thing leads to another and betty leans in
- and she draws a line across jughead’s face with her red lipstick
- he tries to look real pissed but gives up and just grins
- bughead brushing their teeth together in the bathroom
- they keep making funny faces at each other in front of the mirror with their toothbrushes in their mouths
- they invite archie over to study and stuff
- but then archie gets ignored bc bughead be in their own bubble
- he just watches them act like cute like jughead bopping betty’s nose
- and betty playing with jughead’s fingers or hair
- like ugh guys archie’s still here
- “aHEM”
- “oh hi archie when did you get here”
- lol #justiceforarchie
- k i’m done
- or am i
- sooo part 3???? :D

:-)))))))

being affectionate with newt would include’s // newt scamander

Originally posted by your-harry-potter-imagines

request: I’d actually love it if you can make some kissing headcanons for newt??? Please??? (by anon)

a/n: WHY HE SO FUCKIN CUTE KWJRGKREGBJIWBJBWW also the request omG i kind of made it into being affection headcanons so i hope you don’t mind ??

- newt, despite what most would think, loves being affectionate with you in public

- though he’s A COMPLETE FUCKING CINNAMON ROLL really shy, newt gets very possessive over things he truly cares about

- newt loves putting his arm around your waist

- mainly because he can kiss you on your forehead really easily and whenever he likes

- you blush so hard whenever he does that

(a/n: i can’t look awaY FROM THE GIF UGH THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER)

- nose kisSES OMYSHIT

- newt can’t resist kissing you on the nose especially when you’re smiling really wide because you look sO CUTE

- you love to do the same to him too because hAVe YoU seEN neWT wHeN He’S sMiLinG

MAKES ME WANT TO CRI

- NECK KISSES FUCK ME UP

- it’s definitely one way of getting newt to relax after a stressful day of his ;-)))

- he makes these moans and then he gets so embarrassed but it’s reallY CUTE AND HOT AF

oK i need to stop 

- kisses on the mouth tho !!111!!1!1

- newt loves giving you little pecks on the mouth because your reaction is priceless

- passIONATE KISSES FFFFFFF

- you would initiate them and newt would be caught completely off guard

- HE WOULD BE BLUSHING SO HARD WHEN YOU PULLED AWAY OMYFUCK

- i want a newt for christmas where do they sell them

a/n: :’-) - roxanna

SEND IN YOUR REQUESTS !!

@lazycasserole

Cramps

Summary : You’re on your period and Shawn’s all cute and taking care of you and stuff aw.

PS tell me if ur on your period, tell me we can be period sisters and sync every month whoo! Xx yeah im weird okay enjoy

Originally posted by loveviral


You woke up, eyes fluttering to the sudden light. Looking to your left, you saw Shawn still fast asleep softly snoring. Pff and he said he didn’t snore. You chuckled as his nose scrunched up because your hair tickled him. He was so cute, and he was even more adorable when he was sleepy. You watched him sleep, noticing how his mouth hung slightly open, how his eyelashes rested on his eyelids and how he would smile ever so slightly sometimes. Your mouth opened, and suddenly your yawn turned into a groan. A stabbing pain hit you in your abdomen. Ugh Mother Nature. You got up slowly and walked to the bathroom to put a pad on. Glancing at your appearance in the mirror, you walked back to the bed. A few minutes later, you were twisting and writhing around in discomfort. No position alleviated the heavy weight pressed against your uterus. Man, cramps were the worst. Shawn noticed, and woke up.

“Hey kicky.” He said softly, his voice a little deeper than usual because he was tired.

“Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm shut up.” You moaned, bringing your knees up to your chest. That didn’t help, so you switched position for the hundredth time, lying on your stomach in the star position.

“What’s wrong baby.” He kissed your earlobe.

“Let’s just say I hate being a woman.”

“Aw poor baby.” He said, rubbing your back. This soothed you, and you fell back asleep. A couple moments later, he asked you if you were hungry.

“Um Shawn, I’m on my period. I’m always hungry.”

So he got up, and started cooking in the kitchen. A while later, a delicious smell flew into the room and you decided to get up. Throwing you hair in a messy bun, you put on some sweats and Shawn’s burgundy hoody. Normally you would hate putting loose on loose, but today you didn’t care one bit on how you looked.

You went down the stairs, the cinnamon-y scent getting stronger. You saw Shawn in front of the stove and you went to wrap your arms around him. He liked being hugged from behind like this.

“Aren’t you the best boyfriend ever, cooking for me and everything.”

“You bet.”

He turned around and stared at you.

“I know I look ratchet as fuck.” You said, pointing at your face and your hair.

“I find you’re cute. No seriously, you don’t need makeup to look radiant, and your hair doesn’t need to be super perfect to compliment your beautiful face and you look the best wearing my clothes.” He smiled.

At this you blushed. Shawn always made you feel gorgeous and you loved him for it.

After breakfast, you crawled up together on the couch, turning on another episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. (IF YOU WATCH FRIENDS PLZ TELL ME WE CAN BOND TOGETHER)

The whole time, Shawn had one hand around your shoulder and one on your stomach, keeping it warm. The cramps died down, and the random mood swings didn’t even come. Periods weren’t so bad after all, as long as you had a Shawn Mendes.

Originally posted by couplenotes

PLZ PLZ SEND IN YOUR OPINION FEEDBACK KEEPS ME GOING ILY XX

Not So Cute Meet-Cutes

or, “I lie, these are still pretty cute” AUs

  • “Look person, I’m sorry I ran you over with my car but maybe you should stay in the bike lane DON’T EVEN THINK OF TAKING ME TO COURT I DON’T CARE IF YOU’R E A LAWYER… shit” AU
  • “Oh my god ohmyogd ohmy god i did not mean to punch you in the nose. there’s blood… everywhere…i think… i’m going to faint” AU
  • “ugh i hate drunk people. CONTROL YOURSELVES. what are you doing? no. NO. NO GET AWAY FROM ME! DON’T THROW UP ON MY NEW SHOES!!” AU
  • “i’m a new waiter and i am so nervous please forgive me for spilling your wine, your dinner, and your dessert on your date and then tripped onto said date as you were trying to propose. seriously. my bad.” AU
  • “we’re the only people in this section of the library and I really really needed to fart. I’M SO SORRY. PLEASE LET US FORGET ABOUT THIS. I HAD A BURRITO FOR LUNCH OKAY?!” AU
  • “i accidentally got us banned from this amusement park for life because i got mad at the mascot and decided to tackle him to the ground and you were the stranger i asked to hold my stuff” AU
  • “i tried to act cool at this concert and i thought i was leaning on a wall but apparently it was a speaker and now it’s on the ground. broken. in pieces. and everyone’s glaring at me (particularly the really hot guitarist). um…i can pay for that?” AU
  • “look it wasn’t arson alright. if i’m going to jail i want this in the public record. i set that abandoned shed on fire because it has ghosts. GHOSTS. and everyone knows the only way to kill ghosts is with fire. no officer, i’m not crazy.” AU
  • “my friend bet me that i wouldn’t make out with the next person that stepped through that door. now i seriously regret it because you are soooo much cuter than your friend. is it weird for me to flirt with you when i just had my tongue down their throat?” AU
  • “we’re both in a hostage situation and i know now isn’t the time, but what product do you use in your hair, because wow, it looks super soft. RIGHT. SORRY. NO TALKING. DON’T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT MR. HOSTAGE CRIMINAL GUY. AHAHAHAHA. *whispering* if we survive please let me know. i need to know. thanks.” AU. 
Tasmanian Devil

fridges-of-neverland said:

I have returned! The first imagine I requested was AMAZEBALLS and, because of that, I would like to request a new imagine! Can I please have an imagine where the reader lives in Australia and has a pet Tasmanian Devil which she raised since it was shunned by its mother and, when she shadow takes the reader to Neverland, Pan discovers the TD, which is really aggressive to strangers, and the reader explains why she has a TD and lots and lots of Fluffy McFluffface? That would be amazing! Thank you!

 

Warning/s: idk really. carnivorous animal

Requested

summary: you have wild pet that reminds you of Pan

“C’mere buddy” you called out to your pet from across the room. He was eating something that looked like a rat? Well, you weren’t surprised. He is a Tasmanian Devil and Tasmanian Devils are carnivorous. They have really pointy teeth so they’re dangerous. But why do you have it as a pet?

~flashback~

Y/N was walking in the park with her friend when she heard a cry coming from a nearby forest. “You heard that?” Y/N asked her friend. “Yeah sounds like an animal dying” Y/N’s friend laughed. Y/N glared at her friend and started walking towards the direction where the crying was heard from.”Woah, wait! Where are you going?”Y/N’s friend asked.”I’m gonna see if that animal is okay.” Y/N said. “But that animal could be dangerous, Y/N!” Y/N’s friend warned. Y/N shrugged in response and just kept walking.”Okay ugh, well, I’ll just wait here” Y/N’s friend called out.

Y/N followed the cries of the poor animal and found a small creature crying. It looks like a newborn and no doubt, his mother left him there. Y/N felt sad because she knows what it feels like to be left. She herself was left by her mother. Her father left them for another woman a long time ago so she has no one now. She’s just living by herself because she doesn’t want to be put in an orphan. She picked the crying creature up and cooed it. Immediately, the creature stopped crying and pressed itself against Y/N’s hands. Y/N smiled. “Don’t worry. I got you.”

 ~flashback over~

The Tasmanian Devil crawled over to you and hopped on your hands. It was a cute little thing but it can be dangerous as hell. You continued to play with Axel, the Tasmanian Devil, when the glass on your window crashed and made a loud sound. You quickly hid Axel in your pocket and stood up to see what or who destroyed your window.

You looked down to see nothing. You raised an eyebrow in confusion. ‘What the hell?’ you thought. When you were about to walk away and find something to cover your window up, something touched you. You looked back to the window just to be faced with a black shadow with glowing yellow eyes. You sucked in a breath. “Jesus Christ! The hell are ya?” You yelled. The shadow ignored you and began pulling you out the window. “Bloody hell mate!” you yelled and tried pulling your hand back. It was no use though, because soon, the shadow had you in his tight grip and is flying towards the sky.


When the shadow dropped Y/N’s body in the middle of the jungle, Y/N grunted and stood up, looking up at the retreating shadow. She looked around her and just saw a bunch of trees. She sighed. She jumped in surprise when a voice was heard from behind her. “I see we’ve got a girl”. Y/N turned around and saw a boy, not older than her, standing there. “Who’re ya?” you asked, your Australian accent clearly noticeable. The boy smirked at her accent.

“Oh I’m Peter. Peter Pan. And you are?” Peter asked. Y/N laughed. “I’m Y/N and are ya drunk’r somethin?” Y/N asked. Peter frowned. “No. Why would I be drunk?” Peter asked. “Because ya think you’re Peter Pan. And what? We’re on Neverland?” Y/N laughed. He smirked. “Yes. Yes we are.” and then he blew something on Y/N’s face which made her feel dizzy and sleepy causing her to fall and Peter catching her just in time.


You groaned and sat up from your bed. Or so you thought. You looked around and noticed that it wasn’t your bedroom. And then you remembered Peter. You sighed and felt your pocket. Axel wasn’t there. You stood up in panic and looked for him. You climbed down the tree house you were in and found a bunch of boys running away from something. Axel. “Axel!” you called. He snapped his head towards you and ran towards you. You caught him in your arms and hugged him. The lost boys looked at the both of you in confusion. “What?” you asked. Peter appeared in front of them and looked at you. “How did you do that?” he asked. “Do what?” you replied. He pointed at Axel. “That creature basically took one finger each from my lost boys and when you called for it… It just skipped over to you.” Peter said in amusement. You looked at Axel and smiled. “He’s my friend. You guys basically kidnapped me. Axel was just trying to protect me” you looked back at Peter. He raised an eyebrow and reached for Axel. Axel showed his pointy teeth and growled at him. Peter withdrew his hand and you laughed at his expression. “Don’t provoke it if you still want your fingers on your hands.” He looked at you “Why is it so aggressive?” he asked. You shrugged “He’s just protective, I guess” He just nodded in response.


After a while, you got closer to Peter. You knew more about him and he knew more about you. You walked over to him and sat beside him. You got Axel on your lap and you brush your hands against his head while he slept. “Well he’s nice when he’s sleeping” Peter scoffed. You laughed. “You two are exactly similar so stop complaining about him being all..” You trailed off. “How are we similar?” he scoffed. “OH you know.. He’s cute but he’s dangerous. He fools others into thinking he’s this innocent cute little creature but he’s really deadly. But not everything about him is bad. He’s protective. He protects those who are important to him and has a soft spot for them. You know? He’s different to certain people. For example, he’s different to me because I took care of him and so I earned his soft spot.” you spattered out things. Peter looked at you in astonishment. “You think I’m cute?” he smirked. Your eyes widened as your cheeks turned red. “I ugh.. No.. I mean.. I’m not saying you’re not cute but.. ughh.” Peter laughed at your flustered face. “You’re cute when you’re all flustered. Actually, you’re cute in general” he smiled. You looked at him and you stared at his eyes. “You’re right” he said. “We are similar. Almost too similar because you earned my soft spot too.” he chuckled and kissed the tip of your nose.

Prompt: Sirius see’s another guy kiss Lily on the cheek at university one day and he is personal offended on behalf of his brother James who is currently dating Lily. Sirius makes it his mission to find this guy and threaten him within an inch of his life to never come near Lily again - even if he has to do it on his own cause James doesn’t feel ‘threatened’ by it. 

I needed to write something to make me feel better so have jumping to conclusions Sirius embarrassing himself ❤


- Sirius was wandering through the university library on Wednesday afternoon.

- He didn’t really need to be here since it was only the first week of the semester and they didn’t have any work yet, but he liked the quiet.

- It helped to clear his busy mind.

- And since James was half dying at home with ‘Prongs flu’, he could really do with the quiet.

- He rounded the corner to the Creative Writing section and there he saw Lily sat with a guy he had never met before.

- He had an undercut with wild curls on the top, scars running along the edge of his large nose, earthy brown eyes and wore a mustard jumper with a green shirt collar folded over the top.

- Sirius felt his mouth go a little dry. 

- He had to find out who this cute guy was called and hopefully get his number. 

- He was about to walk over and say hello, until the guy leant close to Lily and kissed her on the cheek.

- She smiled at him and pulled him in for a half hug, put her stuff into her bag and walked off with a playful wave.

- The guy smiled after her, then turned back to do his work.

- Sirius stood there in shock.

- Did that really just happen?

- Did some guy (who was really attractive - which killed Sirius to admit it now) kiss Lily on the cheek? 

- James’ girlfriend, Lily?!

- Sirius was not having this.

- He quickly ducked behind one of the large bookshelves.

- With lightening speed, he pulled out his phone from his pocket and rang James.

- “Ugh, what?” James painfully groaned on the other end on the line.

- “Prongs! I’ve just seen some guy kiss Lily!” He practically shouted.

- “What?” James asked, extremely confused and sleepy. “Where?”

- “On the cheek!” 

- “No I meant … never mind. What does he look like?” 

- “Erm..”

- He quickly looked around the bookshelf to see he was still sat there in all his cuteness.

- He quickly shook his head and hid behind the bookshelf again.

- “He has brown curly hair, wearing a yellow jumper, oh! And he has a scar on his nose.”

- James gave a breathy laugh on the other end of the line.

- “Ah. It’s okay Sirius, don’t worry about it.”

- Sirius eye’s bulged out of his head.

- Was he talking to the real James Fleamont Potter?!

“Are you serious?!”

- “No, you are!” He chuckled. 

- “But honestly, mate. I’m not worried about it.”

- “Well, I am! I’m going to go confront him.”

- “No wai-”

- But Sirius had already cut him off.

- He would protect his brothers honour, even if James wasn’t ‘threatened’, because that’s what brothers do!

- He rounded the bookshelf to go confront this adorable home wrecker to find that he had already gone.

- Sirius quickly searched the library floor, but he was no where to be found.

- He huffed out of annoyance.

- He’ll make it his mission to find him.


- It was nearly a week later when he did find the boy again.

- He was sat in the same spot as last week, but was on his own this time.

- Sirius decided now was as good as any to confront this cute boy.

- And he really needed to stop referring to him as that …

- He stomped his way over to the table and took a seat next to him.

- The boy looked up with curiosity and Sirius froze.

- Damn, he really was hot.

- “Erm, hi? Can I help you?” The boy asked.

- “I … erm … yeah.” Sirius stuttered. 

- “I mean yes,” he threw his shoulders back with a fake air of confidence.

- “Do you know Lily Evans?”

- “Erm, yes?” The boy asked with furrowed eyebrows.

- “Well I know you do.” Sirius replied.

- The boy just looked around him, then back at Sirius.

- “O…kay?”

- “Cause I saw you kissing her last week!” Sirius snapped.

- “Rightttt…” He elongated and turned in his chair to properly look at Sirius.

- “And that’s just not on.” Sirius pathetically finished.

- “She has a boyfriend. My brother, in fact.”

- “You mean James?” The boy smirk slightly, realising what was happening.

- “So you know she has a boyfriend, yet you’re still kissing her?!” Sirius gasped.

- The boy just chuckled.

- “That’s low. Just, back off and stay away from Lily, got it? Otherwise I’ll make your life … hell.” 

- He accidentally went a little pitchy, and blushed with embarrassment.

- The boy smiled brightly to him.

- “What’s your name?”

- “Sirius.” He stated.

- “No, really?”

- Sirius scowled.

- “Okay, Sirius it is …” The boy rolled his eyes playfully and pulled his phone out of his pocket.

- He quickly tapped some number’s into it and held it up to his ear.

- He smiled back to Sirius whilst waiting for the person on the other end to pick up.

- Sirius was very confused.

- “Sirius, yeah?” He asked. 

- Sirius nodded.

- When they answered, Remus spoke but his eye’s never left Sirius’

- “Lily? Hi, it’s Remus! … Yeah, I’m good thanks … so listen, I have this guy here with me called Sirius … Yup, leather jacket … wavy black hair, kind of stormy ocean eyes? … Thats the one! … Yeah, so he’s just come up to me in the library and threatened me because I kissed you. … hang on I’ll ask.”

- He covered the mouth piece of the phone and spoke directly to Sirius.

- “When did you see this?” 

- “Erm, last week? Here?” Sirius asked rather than told.

- Remus quickly nodded and went back to the phone.

- “Last week, here in the library … yeah, okay, here you go.” 

- He passed the phone over to Sirius.

- “She wants to talk to you.” He smiled.

- Sirius hesitantly took the phone off of Remus.

- “H-hello?” He asked.

- “SIRIUS ORION BLACK! YOU ABSOLUTE ARSEHOLE!!” Lily roared.

- “Hey, what did I do? I was just defending-”

- “Remus is not only my extremely gay roommate, but he’s also my cousin! You should have asked me first instead of just barging in and threatening him! You prick!” She was livid.

- Sirius felt his eye’s bulge out of his head and he stared at Remus, whose eyes were twinkling with amusement.

- “Oh god … Lily, I’m-”

- “A giant idiot who owes Remus an apology? Yeah. You are.”

- She tutted and hung up on him.

- Awkwardly, he took the phone from his ear and returned it to Remus.

- Remus took it off of him and slid it back into is pocket with a smirk.

- Sirius avoided his eyes and started rubbing the back of his neck.

- “Sooo … emm ….”  

- “Yes?” Remus looked smug.

- Sirius held his hand out to him for a handshake.

- “Hi. I’m Sirius Black, James’ adopted brother. I jump to conclusions easily and embarrass myself in front of extremely cute boys. How do you do?”

- Remus let out a breathy laugh and smiled sweetly to him, accepting his hand.

- “Hi. I’m Remus Lupin, Lily’s cousin and roommate. This is a weird time for you to flirt with me, but I’ll accept it.” He winked making Sirius melt.

- “Ha, yeah. You wouldn’t believe it, but I was going to say hello last week when I saw you sat with Lily cause I thought you looked cute … but then I saw you kiss her cheek and I went a little…”

- “Mafia bodyguard on me?” Remus finished with a chuckled.

- “Pretty much!” Sirius grinned. 

- Sirius realised they were still holding hands, and quickly retracted his.

- “I’m so sorry about that … it’s just, there used to be this guy who acted like Lil’s friend back in high school who always tried to get her to hate James when he’s like, the nicest person ever.”

- “Severus, by any chance?” Sirius eyebrows knitted together.

- “You know him?” Remus rolled his eyes with a low groan.

- “Unfortunately. He tried to get Lily to stop being my friend - he didn’t realise we were family - cause I was both gay and ill at the time. He was a real arsehole. I’m glad she wised up and got rid of him, he was the definition toxic.” 

- “Exactly! And I just, yeah. If it weren’t for him, Lily and James …”

- “… would probably be married with a kid by now, yeah I know!” Remus grinned. 

- “She always liked James, she spent hours on the phone talking about him! But Sev put her off constantly. I didn’t actually meet James until they got together last year, but I knew he was good the moment I did.”

- “He really is,” Sirius smiled.

- They both stared at each other with small smiles.

- “So,” Sirius awkwardly started.

- “Would you like to go for a coffee with me sometime?” Remus asked. 

- “Really?! Even after I threatened you?” Sirius beamed and Remus laughed with a shrug.

- “What can I say? I found it endearing how protective of your friends relationship you are. I mean, imagine if it was your own?” 

- He winked and pulled his notebook (that was left neglected on the table) over to him and began to scribble something down.

- He ripped out the page and passed it to Sirius.

- “Here.” He smiled. “My number.” 

- Sirius took it with a look of unbelieving. 

- “Wow.” He sighed happily. “This has got to be the weirdest way I’ve ever unintentionally chatted someone up and got a number!”  

- “Do that a lot, do you?” Remus laughed. 

- “Hopefully I won’t have to again.” Sirius grinned with a wink. “Is right now too soon for a coffee?” Sirius asked. 

- Remus smiled toothily at him and shuck his head playfully.

- “Right now sounds like the perfect time.”


These nerds are my life, fo real.

WTF (Older!Damian Wayne x Drunk!Reader)

I DO NOT OWN THE GIF | WC: 1.146

PROMPT?:  Drunk!reader + older!Damian? ❤️

A/N: Damian is such a daddy in this one, i love it also 

WARNINGS: alcohol poisoning probably, drinking, extreme parental figure fluff, EXTREME cursing, fluff, slight sexual implications and actions, lots of f-wording, sober Dami

“(y/n), what the fuck. Get home. Please, I am so worried about you. Call back when you can, please.” Damian sighed, finishing what had to be like, the seventeenth voicemail since about an hour ago. He was sure that he had paced a circle into the carpet by now and he wasn’t stopping anytime soon. Once again, you didn’t pick up. A unsettling feeling laid in the pit of his stomach and for once, Damian Wayne dreamed the worst. He had already called his father twice, wondering if he had seen you somewhere on his patrol. Both phonecalls ended with a hard ’no.’ “Father please- ah okay you’ve hung up again. Great-”  Dami sighs and throws his phone on the couch, ringer on high. So when the door opened, Damian hardly registered the sound. “Ahhh, Dami! You’re home!” you screamed, the ringing he had hoped to hear all night now settling in his ears. “Okay, what the fuck. Why do you, you’ve been drinking, haven’t you?” he squinted his eyes, inhaling the slightest bit. “Ding! Ding! Ding!” you grinned, twirling around your boyfriend with the biggest, most idiotic grin on your face. “Great.” Dami sighed, wishing that maybe you weren’t that drunk. 

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Stifling a sneeze, Lance rubbed at his nose with a gloved hand. “Ugh… can’t the world take one day off and let me sleep?” he whined to no one. Blue had decided to take an actual cat nap, something Lance had laughed about until Blue had thrown one of those toy balls with the bell in it at his face. 

Adjusting the only epaulet of his ‘uniform,’ Lance heaved a sigh. 

He’d always regretted signing up as Guardian, especially for a backwards planet like Earth, but at least he looked super cute in the uniform. 

“so we’re neighbors and im a philosophical guy that likes to contemplate life’s mysteries and doesn’t smile a lot and you live next to me and wear pink sweaters and say hi too loudly when we’re doing laundry together and one mystery i cant solve is why you’re so cheerful all. the. time. so when i see you crying in the hallway, i have to stop and ask ugh you look cute with a red nose too” 

ugh i just love girls they’re all soft and warm and smol and sometimes they’re not soft or smol at all but they’re still so warm and nice and lovely and their hair’s so fun to play with and sometimes they’ll have cute lil tummies or squishy thighs and sometimes they look like they can destroy me and i still love them so much i wanna wrap my arms around them and squish their cheeks and kiss their nose ugh i just love girls

//dumbasses who can’t even draw always come at me like “UGH you do that nose thing too when you draw like everyone else on tumblr” like bich?????? there was a whole period of time where babies were drawn to look like little old men until some italian dude was like “fuck this babies are cute cherubs now” and then suddenly EVERYONE starts painting babies like that kay? ppl get fucking influenced by other ppls art, gtfo and learn how to draw

Kiss Me: Snafu Shelton x Reader

As requested by @snakewhich“Can you please do one where Snafu and the reader fight all the time but one day. When she’s asleep he can’t help but think how cute she is and he goes to kiss her on the cheek but she turns at the last second and he ends up kissing her on the lips and she wakes up and it’s super cute and awkward? Pretty please?”

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