i just wanted to share: I got into a bts-themed live chat and i was only there for like 6 minutes but it just made so happy to be a part of the ARMY because like we're all over the world but we love and support each other and the boys so much i just. augh. have you ever had anything like that?
I did have that with a friend and my ypunger brother but, sadly, we are no longer friends with that person. But the time we had omg it was soooo much fun. I’m also on ARMY amino and I’ve talked to so many wonderful people on there and it was so freaking nice uuuggghhh. Oh also!! I’m getting my girlfriend into bts and shes sooooo cute!!! Omg I literally cant, she’ll send the cutest gifs and ugh.
Can you imagine though like Namjoon just taking pictures of Jimin because he looks nice/beautiful and then Namjoon makes a Twitter post, and Jimin doesn’t know. And then when Jimin sees it he gets all embarrassed and runs to find Namjoon and makes sure to smack him a lot whilst blushing and giggling, and Namjoon just grins and laughs bc Jimin is literally the cutest.
A Tribute As To How Louis Tomlinson Has Ruined My Self-Esteem
From the “Fabu-Louis Tomlinson” Folder. I’m actually really proud of this one and went a teensy bit overboard on photos of him. Harry NiallLiamZayn
You are so unbelievably good looking all the time. I don’t get it. I hate this haircut on anyone but you. You defy all logic and make me so mad. Stop. I HATE YOUR STUPID JEAN JACKETS STOP LENDING THEM TO LIAM AND ZAYN THIS IS NOT THE 1990S AND YOU ARE IN ONE DIRECTION NOT THE BACKSTREET BOYS STOP.
Alright, this is the worst gif in the world but it describes how British you are. Your voice makes me sleepy and I want a mix tape of you telling me the times tables to fall asleep to because your voice kills me.
You are not shirtless enough. I love your tummy. I love everything about your body. You are absolutely perfect. Please stop wearing shirts.
You just rolled out of bed and you’re ready to model. I literally can’t. THIS SWEATSHIRT HAS GOT TO GO. Your hair is so beautiful and I can’t believe your cheekbones. Everyone talks about Zayn’s cheekbones and those things are beautiful but holy crap yours take the cake for me. AND YOUR EYES LIKE WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO LOOK LIKE THIS?!
NOPE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ATTRACTED TO A TURTLE NECK IN MY WHOLE LIFE. Are you looking up to the home in heaven you fell from? I know that look well. Louis your hair is so gorgeous and I direly wish I could be the microphone you’re fucking caressing. STOP THIS NOW.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT JEAN JACKETS:
I could write a book of poems on your cute little bum. I’m so utterly upset by how amazing you look 41654654321354654% of the time. It’s unreal and makes me feel completely inadequate. (AND YOUR PANTS ROLLING NEEDS TO END BEFORE MY HEART IMPLODES BECAUSE YOUR ANKLES MAKE ME WEAK.)
I love how much you love soccer. I’m so happy I’m alive to witness stuff like this. AND YOUR SUSPENDERS OH MY GOD HOLY COW PLEASE. PLEASE WEAR SUSPENDERS ON YOUR WEDDING DAY UGH. And they like drape over your bum. I can’t.
You’re literally the cutest little thing I’ve ever seen. You giggle like a little girl and I love it because you’re like, “Harry’s joke was so stupid, but I’m going to laugh anyway because I love him,” and then you snort and giggle with the brightest eyes and smile I’ve ever seen.
I think I have a foot fetish when it comes to you. Oh my God this picture kills me because you definitely just woke up on the plane and your little socked feets make my chest hurt. AND THAT STUPID SMILE ON YOUR LIPS. I would pay you to let me carry you. YOUR HAIR IS SO SCRUFFY WHERE DO I GET YOU!?
YOUR FEETS ARE INSANELY CUTE I DON’T KNOW HOW OR WHY. UGH. AND YOU’RE WITH A BABY. I HATE WHEN YOU’RE AROUND BABIES MY FALLOPIAN TUBES GET ALL TWISTED AND UPSET AND DON’T THINK ANYONE SHOULD BE AROUND A BABY BUT YOU. You’re so sweet to your family I’m gonna cry.
YOUR SHIRT LITERALLY HAS HOLES IN IT AND YOU LOOK LIKE THE HOTTEST HOMELESS PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN. I can’t decide what I want most: your hair, your eyes, or your smile. YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS
THERE IS NO WAY YOU’RE REAL:
Alright. How about you NEVER EVER let Lou do your hair like this EVER AGAIN. I don’t understand how it’s okay to look this good and still be a functioning member of society. Your eyes and lips and hair and scruff…ugh. PLEASE STOP BEFORE I DIE (again).
Joke’s on your geography teacher. I hope he knows the subject he teaches is stupid because everyone owns GPS. SO HE WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. Louis you are precious and I adore you and even if you stayed working at the toy store you still amounted to more than a GEOGRAPHY TEACHER.
STOP STOP STOP. EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THIS I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS AND NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR SUITS AND LET ME SEE.
Like, what did I just say:
STOP WEARING SUITS. I’m gonna punch something. You’re gorgeous. So gorgeous. I’m so jealous. Can you bottle up some of your sweat so I can wear it as a perfume and hopefully and magically get prettier? Ugh.
YOUR STUPID HAIR:
Your hair and eyes make me feel awful. Also. I really need you to do me a favor because I’m going to die if YOU KEEP POINTING YOUR GODDAMN FINGER AT PEOPLE. YOU DO IT IN EVERY PICTURE AND YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY STOP IT LOUIS TOMLINSON OR I’M BILLING YOU FOR MY HOSPITAL CARE.
I don’t get it:
I’ve been trying not to swear as much BUT YOU SWEARING IS ATTRACTIVE. DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS TO DO? TO BE ATTRACTIVE WHILE SWEARING!?
You are so cute and adorable and at the same time look like you’re ready to fuck shit up in the matter of a split second. Your smile is so cute and your little bounce. Kill me. Just kill me. I don’t deserve to look at you.
I’m pretty sure this is a woman’s sweater and it’s totally fine. Totally fine. I don’t care. You wear it better than any female model could ever wear and I love it. YOU LOOK SO COZY AND I WANT TO CRY.
GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE:
*dies* Like can you just not because I’m actively dying. Like. stop. WHY ARE YOU SO CASUAL ABOUT HOLDING YOUR STUPID PENIS IN PLACE I CAN’T STAND YOU STOP.
What are you:
I CAN’T TAKE YOU. THAT IS LIAM’S BASEBALL TEE BUY YOUR OWN CLOTHES I CAN’T TAKE YOU TWO SHARING. PUT YOUR HAIR BACK THE WAY IT BELONGS AND STOP MAKING FACES BECAUSE YOU ARE TO CUTE AND SILLY AND SWEET.
Your legs make me so mad and I want to cry. You’re so beautiful. Ugh. YOUR HAIR IS SO SOFT LOOKING CAN I NAP IN IT? You always look like you’re up to something and I love it.
You need to be stopped:
Your hips. Ugh. Like I can’t. Just make me feel more inadequate about myself why don’t you? UGH UGH UGH. SO PRETTY
YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY EXIST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A WIND-BLOWN MODEL 98930902% of the time and I feel like crying every time I look at you. You’re so pretty.
You’re a mischievous little fuck:
You look ready to take down the entire building with a piece of uncooked spaghetti. I can’t. You’re 84% mischief, 7% bum, and 9% angelically precious.
YOUR LEGS MAKE ME SO SELF CONSCIOUS AND YOUR ANKLES ARE SO GODDAMN PRETTY CAN I LICK THEM OR MASSAGE THEM FOR YOU!? PLEASE. GODDAMMIT.
I SAID STOP POINTING:
I found this picture before the NBC Special aired and I almost peed when I found out why you were wearing this outfit. I can’t stand you. I hate you. You’re beautiful. And I CANNOT HANDLE YOUR SILLY LITTLE KERMIT SMILE AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR OFFENSIVE AND AGGRESSIVE POINTING?! LOUIS STOP.
I love you Louis you’re a precious little boy and I want to feed you cookies and chocolate milk.