ugh just get in my pants like...seriously

anonymous asked:

What are your favorite pictures of matty?

oh boy. give me a minute or an hour or maybe five there are so many…

(george too omg)

crying. those eyes…

ponytail matty <3

adorable smiley settle down snapback matty 

asdfasgsdf

EYE(S). EAR(S). LIPS. 

acoustic matty mmm

no one will ever be able to pull off as many pairs of pants and matty and look so damn good

can you not be so fucking cute please and thank you (also adam and ross YOU TOO)

seriously why

nope nope nope beanie and glasses not okay

can we just get lost together?

boys and babies MATTY and babies

I’ve heard this maybe isn’t him but I feel like it could be and it’s way too cute so here ya go

ugh

room service?

his curly australia hair ahhhh

can you not

so trendy what

like who are these dorks that have completely taken over my life

WOW okay I’m cutting myself off now I’m getting dizzy there’s so many to choose from and so many more I could do this forever goodness okay sorry that took so long but I hope this makes you very happy today <3 xxxxxx

UPDATE: AHHH I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT MY MOST FAVORITE PICTURE EVER EVER HERE HAVE A SNORKELING MATTY <3

brendon’s periscope recap 6/1 (part 2)

part 1 here

  • brendon got a free little pipe using his new weed card
  • “got the drugs and satan in you”
  • brendon is very excited by his little pipe “oh my god it’s so cute!!” 
  • “‘tiny like your dick’ ha yeah it kind of is, i guess”
  • brendon can’t grow his own weed because “it’s too time consuming” 
  • “weed or music? both. if i had to choose, music, but weed goes great with music.” 
  • “‘name one song you wrote when you wrote sober?’ the whole first album. we weren’t partying. well i was off on the side.” 
  • when brendon was performing and really had to go pee: “guys just vamp for a minute. i’m gonna pee in a trashcan backstage. he [spencer] was like no!!” “i seriously almost pissed my pants. ugh i was so mad.”
  • “spence had a yellow mustang. we drove it to california.”
  • a fan came to spencer’s house and picked up a giant peach from a pretty odd photoshoot. a fan rented a uhaul truck to get it and everything.
  • a golden record for brent wilson award was also given to that fan by zack
  • when brendon was a senior he sold an old van and had to drive his parents minivan “made me popular. gave a lot of rides to people”