ugh jerk

this thing that happened on youtube one time
  • them: I think emptyfeet was really rude when she made that comment about how she gets some comments over and over again. can't forgive her.
  • me: well rudeness wasn't my intention but I do get pretty fed up with that stuff and I think I deserve to voice those feelings sometimes.
  • them: okay but you were a total jerk.
  • me: I really don't think I was that much of a jerk.
  • them: UGH stop replying this wasn't FOR you I don't want to HAVE this conversation anymore.
  • me, softly, out loud: then why did you leave the comment on my video
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Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky, ev'ry time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.
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“Amanda, why don’t you like pelicans?”
they asked, blissfully unaware of how these bastards camp out on our lagoon dock every winter, shit everywhere, and try to steal food from our fish that live there

Seeing ship hate like
  • Me: *scrolling around on the internet* *stops by at ship hate*
  • Jerk: Ugh, I hate [insert ship name] It's just so disgusting and it shouldn't exist at all!
  • Me: *fake creepy grin* *slowly holds up middle finger in front of phone*
  • Me: Now let's go back to these lovely fanart of my OTP!
Started Watching Voltron...

Me at age 19 (a closed minded jerk): “Ugh, what is it with fandom-people shipping all these unlikely gay pairings? Seriously now!”

Me at age 23: “OMG I can’t believe Korrasami is actually canon! This is one of the best days ever- so happyyyy!”

Me at age 24: *watches first episode of Voltron* *Keith touches Shiro’s shoulder* “Ok, I ship it…”

Cashier Problem #65

Crabby old people.

Before ya’ll jump on me for being “heartless” or something, I’m talking about the miserable, mean ones. Not the ones who are nice. I am well aware that there are very pleasant and friendly elderly people. But there are some who are just horrid. Like… You’re old. You’ve lived a long life. Be grateful for that. And if you aren’t grateful and you didn’t like your long life… Well… Sorry, it’s not my fault. Stop coming in here and taking out your anger on me. 

I mean… Doesn’t it tire you out being that miserable? Seriously. Ya’ll need some smile therapy or some shit.

“Perception”

Keith shoved a corrective elbow into Lance’s side. “You’re doing it again.”

“Ow! Sonnofa- hey! No I’m not- uh. Doing what?”

“Staring at Pidge.” Keith crossed his arms. “Knock it off.”

“I’m not staring! I’m just…” Lance darted a quick look across the common room, where Pidge was thankfully out of earshot and engrossed in scrolling Galra code. 

“Excessively looking?” Hunk tried helpfully.

“No! Yes. Maybe?” Lance tried to keep his voice below the distant clacking of Pidge’s keyboard. “I’m just trying to figure it out.”

Keith snorted. “What’s there to figure out? Literally nothing has changed.”

“Yes it has, Pidge-”

“Is exactly the same,” Keith emphasized. 

“But-” losing track of his thoughts, Lance appealed to his left. “Hunk! Back me up! Completely out of left field, right?”

“Sorry man,” Hunk hunched his shoulders apologetically. “I figured it out a while ago.”

Lance’s jaw dropped. “And you didn’t say anything?”

He shrugged. “It seemed rude to bring it up.”

“How am I the last one to know about this!” Lance threw up his hands, discretion completely forgotten. 

Lounged comfortably on the couch, Shiro’s mouth quirked. “Do you really want us to answer that?”

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Mfw I need to calm myself down when somebody is telling me they hate Steven Universe and I didn’t even ask