ugh i'm not crying or anything

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We put the good in the good in the good life
We put the bad in the past, now we alright.

i finally took inventory of my books and out of act 1, act 2 (with stamp), act 3, paradox space 1 (hardcover) and paradox space 2 (hardcover) I only have fucking haha act 3. that’s over a hundred dollars worth of books in the trash nevermind my grandma’s copy of fried green tomatoes which was Maybe A Little Important Hahaha God Fucking Shit Fuck

zodiac horror story (part 3)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • *
  • part 1: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158545307359/zodiac-horror-story-part-1
  • part 2: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158590680079/zodiac-horror-story-part-2
  • *
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • *
  • previousy on ''zodiac horror story":
  • ''virgo: i ain't leaving if we are all going to split up. i don't want to go alone.
  • cancer: we ain't going alone. we're going in groups. you and capricorn will go that way, leo and libra that way, sagittarius and gemini that way and scorpio, aries and i will go that way.''
  • ''aquarius: *screams*
  • scorpio: aquarius?''
  • *
  • this time on ''zodiac horror story'':
  • scorpio: did y'all hear that?
  • cancer: yeah..
  • aries: do you think he's dead?
  • scorpio: i don't know. l-let's go back.
  • cancer: wait, but what if he's just messing around with us? he does shit like this all the time.
  • scorpio: uuhhhggg fuck. i don't know, man.
  • aries: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
  • scorpio: we're going back.
  • cancer: okay.
  • scorpio, cancer and aries are heading back to the camp, hoping that aquarius is still alive. they're walking and walking until they hear a strange noise..
  • aries: yo.. what the fuck was that.
  • scorpio: i eh.. i don't know.
  • cancer: hello?
  • aries: hey.. what's that.. on the ground..?
  • they carefully walk towards the thing they see on the ground, a couple of blocks further away from them.
  • cancer: oh my god.. p-p-pISCES?!
  • aries: ahahahahakhaldsjasjkbkjlsjasfjkaslgn
  • they see pisces on the ground. is she dead?
  • scorpio: *crouches and pokes pisces* p-pisces?
  • pisces: *coughs soft* g-guys?
  • aries: ooHH MY GOD SHE'S A ZOMBIE.
  • cancer: oR SHE'S JUST STILL ALIVE DUMBASS.
  • scorpio: guys, cALM THE FUCK DOWN. pisces, what happened?
  • pisces: s-s-s-someo-ne-ne stab-bed m-m-m-m-m-m-me.
  • aries: can you please stop stuttering?
  • cancer: SHE'S FUCKING HURT WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
  • scorpio: who stabbed you?!
  • pisces: i don't kn-o-o-w.. g-guys. wa-watch ou-t..
  • scorpio: oh my god i just noticed that im literally crouching in her blood. ew. but what do you mean watch out?
  • pisces: b-behi-ind yo-ou.
  • scorpio: what? *looks behind him* OH MY GOD WATCH OUT!
  • scorpio stands up and pushes cancer and aries away.
  • cancer: argh!
  • aries: WHAT
  • scorpio grabs aries and cancer by their arms and drags them away from the person he saw.
  • pisces: *bloody murder scream*
  • scorpio, cancer and aries are running away as fast as they can.
  • aries: we'RE GOING TO DIE.
  • cancer: BABE, CARRY ME. *jumps on scorpio*
  • they run back to the camp. and also, rip pisces
  • libra: leo, why are we walking out here again?
  • leo: i have no ideaaaaa gurll.
  • libra: let's take a selfie.
  • leo: yAAASS. *takes a selfie*
  • libra: we look bomb.
  • leo: i knooow right.
  • libra: so.. what now?
  • leo: i don't know. we had to look for pisces right?
  • libra: pisces? where is she?
  • leo: hmm.. i don't know.. LET'S FIND HER!
  • libra: YAAS!
  • libra and leo walk further into the forest. let's check on gemini and sagittarius.
  • sagittarius: lol i'm deaaad.
  • gemini: lolol
  • sagittarius: can't believe that bitch.
  • gemini: who?
  • sagittarius: pisces. duh.
  • gemini: oohhh. she dumb. don't like her oops.
  • sagittarius: me neither lol. why did she just leave us? like, okay. if you want to die, FINE.
  • gemini: taurus' shitty too.
  • sagittarius: no. aries is.
  • gemini: true.
  • sagittarius: anyways, i want to scare people. let's do that.
  • gemini: i'm on it.
  • let's see how aquarius is doing.
  • aquarius: *prays and cries in his tent*
  • scorpio: aqua?! where are you?
  • aquarius: WHO'S THERE. BACK THE FUCK OFF. KLKGSHGOGKLS;JA
  • cancer: aqua! it's me, aries and scorpio!
  • aquarius: *jumps out of his tent* THANK GOD! *hugs aries, cancer and scorpio tightly*
  • scorpio: what happened? are you okay?
  • aquarius: NO! someone killed.. some-someone killED TAURUS.
  • aries: WHAT?! OH HELL NO. SOMEONE KILLED PISCES TOO. THIS CAN'T BE REAL NONONONNONONO.
  • aquarius: WHAT?!
  • aries: YEAH. AND THEN THEY TRIED TO KIL US.
  • aquarius: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. I'M OUT. I'M GOING HOME.
  • cancer: HOW!!?
  • scorpio: y'all y'aLL Y'ALL, CALM DOWN!
  • aries: HOW THE FUCK CAN WE CALM DOWN IF WE'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING MURDERED?!
  • scorpio: SCREAMING AND YELLING IS NOT GOING TO HELP.
  • aquarius: WELL OBVIOUSLY.
  • aries: I'M OUT. I'M GOING TO WALK HOME. *walks away*
  • cancer: no, aRIES STOP!
  • scorpio: *runs after aries*
  • aries: *looks behind him and runs faster* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME.
  • scorpio: UGH. FINE.
  • cancer: babe, don't waste your time. he'll come back.
  • scorpio: i hope so.
  • what a chaos. let's see if aries will make it.
  • aries: fucking hell. i'm never going out with these bitches EVER AGAIN. YOU HEAR ME!?! NEVER! *almost starts crying* NO. STOP! IT! FUCKING TEARS.
  • gemini: aries!?
  • aries: oH MY GOD. oH. I WASN'T CRYING OR ANYTHING.
  • gemini: where are you going?!
  • aries: HOME. I FUCKING HATE THIS. WHERE'S SAGI?
  • gemini: well, we wanted to scare you, but then we heard you crying so we were like whaat.
  • aries: ..
  • gemini: SAG, COME OUT. WHERE ARE YOU?
  • aries: uhh..
  • gemini: ugh. be right back.
  • aries: ...
  • gemini: SAGI, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! UGh. *walks back to aries* i coul- OH MY GOD. A-A-ARIES!?
  • aries: *lays dead on the floor with an axe through his head*
  • gemini: *screams*
  • *
  • the end of part 3..

tales-of-a-fallen-star  asked:

Hey hypaa, wanna help a girl out and give her some tips on how to write decent smut? (because I'm kinda dying and crying over here, it just all seems like rubbish and word vomit and ugh)

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Step 1: Cut a hole in the box Try not to overthink it or read your work until you’re done and the initial draft is out. I will either feel like trashing my shit immediately as I’m writing it if I am forced to read midway, or blue-screen myself into elevated arousal stasis if a scene is too hot (or if it involves Ignis anything). A lot of times, until it’s finished, you can’t see the work for what it truly is, and you have to let it write itself a lot.

Step 2: Put your dick in that box Evoke emotions rather than simply descriptions if you feel like your vocab is getting dry. Sex is an immersive experience that encompasses many things other than the act itself, so don’t be afraid to widen the scope the reader has with details pulled from many areas. Yeah, the dick is always gonna be good, but what are they thinking? What’s the atmosphere like? What are they seeing?

Step 3: Have her open the box Embarrassment is going to happen when writing explicit sex acts for the first time. It may not ever completely go away. So getting through writing through it will be the challenge you most likely face. But as you do, don’t shy away from details. Don’t be afraid to slow it down and capture every angle as you write debauchery in its finest. And don’t ever forget to be self-indulgent. If you can put yourself in that scene and make yourself feel what you want the reader to feel, then you know it will be good. Cause we’re all thirsty hoes.

Step 4: Beta readers. My Thot Squad baes were mine and vice versa. Get someone you can trust reading your stuff before you post it, and you’ll likely feel more confident once that’s done because someone on the outside can see and appreciate your writing in a way you cannot, and gives a fresh outlook on things.

I hope that helps you out a bit, sis! Happy thotting!
I Hate School
  • Adults: High school was so great. I'd do anything to be in high school again.
  • Adults: We used to have so much free time because we would actually do our work.
  • Adults: Kids are so lazy these days; they don't have jobs or even do chores. We used to do all kinds of things.
  • Adults: *yell at kids because they don't go to bed "on time" and are overly tired in the mornings*
  • Students: *staying up until 2 or 3am just to finish their normal daily homework*
  • Students: *trying to juggle all the normal responsibilities of life with all the "things to do so colleges want you", extracurriculars, and homework while also getting some sleep and eating occasionally*
  • Students: *crying out of nowhere while doing math homework*
  • Students: *sleeping less than half of the recommended time for teens so they can do what they need to not fail out of school*
  • Adults: I don't get why kids are always so stressed and tired; if they'd just do their work like we did they wouldn't have these problems.

jungkookius  asked:

i feel like my ex is leading me on bc she wants to be fwb but like i'm still in love with her so i'd do whatever makes her happy but i don't want to keep crying bcos she doesn't love me back uGH

ABSOLUTELY NOT. She doesn’t get to walk in and out of your life as she pleases- she doesn’t get to love you with half a heart while you love her with all of it. It’s going to hurt more than anything you’ve ever done, but walk away because you deserve someone who loves you just as fairly as you’re willing to love them.

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“When you went through a hard time, I’m sorry I wasn’t there with you.”
“It was before I met you.”
“That’s why I feel more sorry.”
“I feel more sorry about that more than anything.”
“The fact that I didn’t know you then.”
 

LAST STREAM DRAWS. REQUEST FOR @somesketchyshit HELLLAAAAAAAAAA she asked for two people wearing a scarf and drinking hot coc… she forgot the o so i’m just.. repeating her mistake sorry(notsorry) HHAHAH

so i drew Young Jack and Adult Angel. and they make the cutest father daughter team and i’ cry but this is a happy post so no crying. .-.

Jack and Angel©Borderlands
-listening to weird music and has no dishes to do holla-©me

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Robin and Will saying goodbye to each other (✿ ♥‿♥)

how he is with you - il volo - Piero Edition

I’m pretty sure being with Piero would be holding hands. always. you won’t even know how it happened. one second you won’t be holding hands, the next you are. If you’re dating Piero, you’re probably just honestly and breathtakingly beautiful. and you probably don’t know it either, no matter that he tells you countless times throughout the day, daily. But you’re probably somehow every bit as adorable as he is, too. He would probably take you on drives, typically during the night. just so he can be with you in peace. His hand will probably rest on your thigh as he drives, and he’ll probably be stealing glances at you as you talk. He probably loves talking to you, connecting with you, and you probably have a lot in common. He probably loves doing sweet things for you, like buying you flowers just because they reminded him of you or because he thought you’d like them. and so much spontaneous dancing!!! He’ll probably just take your hand and begin to twirl you around at any time, or any place. and he is constantly singing. constantly. tbh he probably can’t stop thinking about you. you’re probably nothing less than a little sweetheart. and you’re probably very considerate of others’ feelings. and that’s one of the reasons why he loves you. You and he probably go out for breakfast at a lot of cafes or coffee shops. Okay honestly his favorite thing is probably just laughing with you. you love making each other laugh. and you know what? he probably calls you something really adorable too, like felicità mia or dolce mia. He’s probably so excited about your love, about being in love with you. Piero is probably the guy who would scream to the world how much he loves you, and he wouldn’t care who heard or looked at him funny. and let me tell you; SO MUCH KISSING. SO. MUCH. KISSING. forehead kisses, cheek kisses, nose kisses, neck kisses, lip kisses… he probably loves admiring your beauty. and you’ll probably catch him staring a lot haha. And before bed you probably whisper to eachother before one of you falls asleep. and the cuddling! he probably loves cuddling oh my god. he probably loves holding you in his lap with his arm around you and his other hand on your leg. and when he takes his glasses off he probably just puts them on you until he wants to put them back on again. He’s probably very random. and he’s not afraid to get that bug out of the room. And he most definitely thinks about your future together. where you’ll get married, how many kids you’ll have, where you’ll live, probably even what the paint colors of the bedroom will be. he probably likes to cook for you too. when he’s asked about you in interviews he probably gets that wonderful smile on his face. and he probably won’t be able to stop smiling to speak, so the other boys will probably step in to tell about how cute he is with you and how much he loves you. (so much, he loves you more than anything) He probably gives the best hugs. Piero would probably always talk you out of your sadness. he’d probably hold your head in his hands and gently bring your eyes to meet his and he’d tell you ‘everything will be alright.’

List of things that need to stop in the DL fandom forever (Warning: may be a tl;dr)
  • character bashing (!!!!!particularly of Yui. Some of us see her as a character in her own right, including myself as even though I don’t play the games I’ve never self-inserted into drama CDs or clips of parts of the game or translations) *whispers* because that’s my choice…
  • Bashing of any other characters, it’s ok to prefer characters over others etc but I would recommend that you do your research and look at some character analysis by other members of the fandom. I’ve seen some brilliant character analysis that has influenced my views on some characters, Reiji in particular. (I’m not particularly interested in Kanato and Azusa as much as the rest but I have read more into them anyway and I don’t go around screaming my views in other people’s faces, they’re still interesting characters who obviously contribute a lot to their plots and as with any character in any story they go through character development too. 
  • narrow-minded comments about Yui not being a real character because *ahem* she is for those who do NOT self-insert as I’ve just said. 
  • comments about how people who don’t self insert into otome games like DL are ‘too timid’ and are 'hiding behind losers' IT IS A CHOICE AND IF YOU CHOOSE TO SELF-INSERT THEN LEAVE THOSE WHO DON’T ALONE PLEASE 
  • ship bashing (although I’ll be slightly hypocritical here and say that I think that incest is wrong but I won’t waste time arguing about it *flies away*)
  • People saying that Yui is 'useless’, 'dumb’, 'clueless’, 'not a good role model’, 'not a strong enough character’, 'omg why does she not just run when Subaru gives her the chance in the anime?’, 'why does she not [insert thing here] omg she’s so stupid!!’, 'if that were me I would have…’ sTOP IT. Remember what I said about character bashing? Yes, that right there is character bashing and it is very immature and ignorant. It’s went on the whole time I’ve been a fan of DL but it’s so ridiculous that any comments like that that I do see I just burst out laughing at them. 
  • REPOSTED FANART WITHOUT CREDITS *SCREAMS VIOLENTLY* As much as I admire your enthusiasm to share fanart with the rest of us, IF YOU DON’T HAVE A LINK TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST IT CAME FROM AND DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION THEN DO NOT REPOST THAT FANART NO MATTER HOW GOOD OR RELEVANT IT MAY BE. IT’S NOT FAIR ON THE ARTIST AND IT GIVES FANS A BAD NAME, SO STOP. 
  • Rumors that Shu (or any of the love interests) is gay??? I don’t know where this came from and I haven’t seen the original post/s but apparently people are saying that because of the whole Yuma/Edgar business, Shu is actually gay for him. Nothing wrong with it if he was, but if he were meant to be then WHY IS HE A LOVE INTEREST IN THE GAMES?????
  • Bashing of Vandead Carnival by 'old fans’ OH MY JESUS can you stop??? Just because there are more 'romantic’ or 'fluffy’ situations does not make VC shit. Ok, I haven’t played the game *prepares to be shot* but from what I’ve seen of it it seems like a nice game to play. People who claim to be 'old fans’ or have just been fans for a while need to stop whining about the lack of many sadistic/typical situations in this game. Oh my God, grow up and support your franchise in whatever they pursue OR GET OUT. That’s what you signed up for when you became part of the fandom (or any fandom), it’s ok to prefer the other games but do not bash specific content because it’s a bit different. 

Aaaaaaaaand that’s all I can think of right now. Anything else I might have missed please add it here, thanks! Not trying to cause arguments, believe it or not! Just adding my observations as a former ghost fan (I mean a fan who didn’t have a DL blog until November so I used to just scourge the tags from my nature blog without liking/reblogging/commenting on anything lol)

  • Eric (Santa): Ohhhh, Tommy! I remember you! I gave you the truck.
  • Tommy: Yeah and I came to give it back.
  • Eric (Santa): But why? What's wrong with it?
  • Tommy: Nothing. It's what I wanted.
  • Eric (Santa): Well then, what's the problem?
  • Tommy: I didn't really believe you were Santa, but all my friends came back with stuff. So now that I know you're really him, I was wondering if I could give this back and ask for something else instead.
  • Eric (Santa): Of course you can, Tommy - anything you want.
  • Tommy: Really!?
  • Eric (Santa): Yeah - that's why I'm here. What do you need, Tommy? What can I do for you?
  • Tommy: Do you think I can have parents for Christmas?
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i made this edit months ago, and someone tweeted it as if it was theirs and now tyler has it as his twitter header and tweeted them and i’m really ugh and sad right now :(((

OKAY BUT.
MARCUS WOULD NOT GIVE CLARKE AND HER FRIENDS UP NO MATTER WHAT.
HE WAS BROUGHT TO BE LOCKED UP.
THEN HE WAS NAILED ONTO A CROSS BLEEDING TO DEATH.
SUFFERING.
THEN JAHA COMES WITH A GUN.
AND MARCUS STILL REFUSES AND TELLS JAHA TO KILL HIM.
BUT INSTEAD HE KNOWS HIS WEAKNESS.
ABBY.
AND KANE, NO MATTER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
TAKES THE CHIP.
NOT BECAUSE OF DYING.
OR SUFFERING.
BUT BECAUSE HE LOVES SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT HE’D DO ANYTHING FOR HER TO BE SAFE.

(x)

1. Why.

2. WHY.

3. How dare you, sir.

4. Wonder what’s got him back in the pirate garb…….(anyone think that it has anything to do with a potential curse (by the Snow Queen) that turns him back into a dastardly pirate? i have a slight suspicion that it may have to do with that…)

5. WHY IS HE DOING THIS? UGH.

6. Hehe. Notice how he’s LOUNGING in the booth, leg up? Sometimes I just hate him.