ugh i wish i could go

anonymous asked:

Hey ghost ma could I get some good vibes? I come from an important family and my 2 sisters and I were the only girls born into our family, and its kind of shitty because people are constantly telling me how it's "so sad" that the family name isn't going to be carried on anymore (our family is about 300 years old) and that a guy from outside the family will take over the estate. People seem to be forgetting that I cant help being born a girl in a patrilineal world?? Ugh I wish I was born a guy :(

ejejdhsshdbdj thats rlly gross ugh lots of good vibes….

Overwatch Outfit-Swap: Hanzo and Mercy

[Submitted by Anon]

UGH I LOVE MERCY’S COLOUR PALETTE. I also wish I could play her worth a damn. I think she (and Hanzo, for that matter) could rock just about any outfit. I think his outfit does suit her really well - and that tattoo…. yes please (normally i would have kept Hanzo’s tattoo on his body since it’s… on his body. But I couldn’t resist)! Thanks to the anon who submitted this! It was a great call. 

The Perfect Fit - Part 4

Pairing: Model!Sam x Reader AU

Part 4 Summary: After Charlie interrupts an epic moment, Sam offers to help you out with your career aspirations

Word Count: 1239

Warning: Fluff, Smidge of Angst, Charlie’s still cool

A/N: I missed writing this series so much. Things are going to change in a good way in the next part. Feel free to send me any feedback. I’d love to hear from you!

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You loved Charlie. Truly. She was your best friend, she was an awesome roommate, and she’s always been there for you… even in those moments when you wished she didn’t exist, like now. Charlie had the worst timing for calling you in the middle of what could’ve been an epically romantic moment between you and Sam.

If only the two of you didn’t get interrupted by the muffled tinny echo of a pop chorus, that inevitable kiss would’ve been so perfect.

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How Far I’ll Go

From Moana

Lyrics from “Moana”
Music and lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Mark Mancina
Performed by Auli'i Cravalho as Moana

I’ve been standing at the edge of the water
Long as I can remember
Never really knowing why
I wish I could be the perfect daughter
But I come back to the water
No matter how hard I try

Every turn I take
Every trail I track
Every path I make
Every road leads back 
To the place I know
Where I cannot go
Where I long to be

See the light where the sky meets the sea
It calls me
No one knows how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I’ll know
If I go there’s just no telling how far I’ll go

I know everybody on this island
Seems so happy on this island
Everything is by design
I know everybody on this island
Has a role on this island
So maybe I could roll with mine

I can lead with pride
I can make us strong
I’ll be satisfied if I play along
But the voice inside sings a different song
What is wrong with me

See the light as it shines on the sea
It’s blinding
But no one knows how deep it goes
And it seems like it’s calling out to me
So come find me
And let me know
What’s beyond that line
Will I cross that line

See the light where the sky meets the sea
It calls me
And no one knows how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I’ll know
How far I’ll go

How Far I’ll Go (Reprise)

There’s a line where the sky meets the sea
And it calls me
But no one knows how far it goes
All the time wondering where I need to be
Is behind me
I’m on my own
To worlds unknown

Every turn I take
Every trail I track
Is a choice I make
Now I can’t turn back
From the great unknown
Where I go alone
Where I long to be

See her light up the night and the sea
She calls me
Yes, I know that I can go
There’s a moon in the sky
And the wind is behind me
Soon I’ll know
How far I’ll go

I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors)

Performed by Auli'i Cravalho (Moana) & Rachel House (Gramma Tala)

(Gramma Tala): I know a girl from an island
She stands apart from the crowd
She loves the sea and her people
She makes her whole family proud

Sometimes the world seems against you
The journey may leave a scar
But scars can heal and reveal just
Where you are

The people you love will change you
The things you have learned will guide you
And nothing on Earth can silence
The quiet voice still inside you
And when that voice starts to whisper
Moana, you’ve come so far
Moana, listen
Do you know who you are?

(Moana): Who am I?
I am the girl who loves my island
I’m the girl who loves the sea

It calls me

I am the daughter of the village chief
We are descended from voyagers
Who found their way across the world

They call me

I’ve delivered us to where we are
I have journeyed farther
I am everything I’ve learned and more

Still it calls me

And the call isn’t out there at all
It’s inside me

It’s like the tide, always falling and rising

I will carry you here in my heart
You’ll remind me

That come what may, I know the way
I am Moana!

Know Who You Are

Performed by Auli'i Cravalho, Matthew Ineleo, Olivia Foai, Opetaia Foa'i and Vai Mahina

I have crossed the horizon to find you
I know your name
They may have stolen the heart from inside you
But this does not define you
This is not who you are
You know who you are

i see ur ‘implied shower sex’ theory and im countering with the following:

Lance: Ugh all this training is making me ache i wish i could go for a swim

Coran: well why di’n’ you say so! just use the pool

Lance and Allura in tandem: the castle has a pool?

Coran: well sure, after the Shmmarubluk incident, King Alfor insisted!

Lance: well why are we standing here! lets swim!



Shiro: sorry lance, me and the princess need to stay on watch for zarkon

Hunk: uhhh, actually Im gonnna make something from the supplies we got on Oidsgssaaa

Coran: Pidge and I have some vital tests to run


Keith: uhh, i can’t

Lance: why not?

Keith: I uh, was gonna train more 

Lance: you can train later! and swimming is good exercise!

Keith: I, uh, well….I can’t swim

Lance: what?!

Keith: idk i just, never got around to it. Im a pilot not a marine

Lance: well then…do you want me to teach you?

Vapor Captivation

*** Author Note***

Ok! So this is a little something I wrote for Kinktober. Since I may not be able to do every day, I’m just going to write kinks I can think of when I have time. This one is with G and a nongender reader involving a smoking kink, as well as a bit of admiration and intrigue. I wanted to explore more with how G smokes and meeting him for the first time. Enjoy!

***End Note***

Begrudgingly you dragged yourself out of bed, wishing you could hit the snooze button a seventh time. A small shiver danced down your spine as your feet hit the cool floor and you groaned, “Ugh, gotta remember to set the thermostat again…” You quickly pad across the room and open your dresser, grabbing some jeans and a t-shirt. The brisk morning air made the warmth of your bed all the more painfully sweet, but you were determined to start the day off right…

With a steaming hot shower!

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Hey, DadBro who sat a couple rows behind me and my friend and our 9-year-olds during Beauty and the Beast today:

the snickering anytime Le Fou was onscreen. the guffaw when that one random swordsman appeared to enjoy Mme. Garderobe’s dressing him in ladies’ clothes. the “ugh. ewwwww!” when that guy and Le Fou encountered each other on the dance floor in the finale. Take all that shit and go fuck yourself with it. I hope you fucking choke on a wad of stale popcorn. But even more importantly: I hope the children you brought with you – your own, presumably – don’t internalize your homophobic bullshit and continue it unto the next generation. I hope you don’t damage any of them beyond repair. I hope it’s me or somebody like me that they come to in a few years if they have questions or feelings they don’t understand and aren’t sure if they’re allowed to have. I hope everyone around you knows what a shitheel you really are, and I hope you get called out publicly in front of everyone you know. Go to hell, asshole. 

Hey y'all! Sorry to be so quiet online these past few weeks–as some of you know, I just had some eye surgery done, and today was the last surgery! My vision was -11 and -11.5 with severe astigmatism (and a retina condition in my right eye, ugh), but I’ve always hoped I could get corrective eye surgery one day. Enter: Visian ICL with a lil'bit of lasik for the astigmatism. There were multiple steps and all of them weird (Eye ultrasounds! Zapping holes in my eyes with lasers so they can drain! Eyeball suction!) but I’m so grateful to finally be able to wake up and just SEE for the first time in my life! I’ve worn glasses for 25 years and contacts for 18, so this is going to be an awesome adjustment. Thanks for all of your well-wishes, and sorry for the dorky post-surgery photo. (Am I giving a thumbs-up for my vision or the cheeseburger I was about to eat? The world may never know…) 👁👓🍔 (at Scottsdale, Arizona)

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Kinda lowkey wish I had taken better advantage of today so far…

  • *at work
  • me: hello how are you doing today sir?
  • white 20-something year old man: good. hey, if you take that off your head would you have to marry the guy that sees you without it???
  • me:'s called a hijab and no?
  • white guy: but if you DID, what would happen??? [said in a slightly mocking tone]
  • me: ....nothing.
  • white guy: but on Fox N-
  • me: go fuck yourself.

anonymous asked:

I wish i had a girlfriend. I wish i had someone who wants to be with me at anytime. I wish i had someone to cuddle with, someone who gives me gentle kisses. Someone who I can laugh with and someone who i can treat like she is the only one i see in the world. I just wish someone would go 100% for me, just as I would for her. I wish i could hold hands with someone and take could pictures with. I wish i could be myself with someone and i just wanna be loved ugh

Why don`t you come off anon, send me a picture of yourself with some personality traits and I will post it

I know for sure someone will send you a message :)


“Norah! There is so much I wish I could say to you! But Ashleigh was pregnant with Benjamin when you met Arthur! It’s not like he’s this new “problem” as you put it.”

“He didn’t tell me about it until she was in labor Mel.”

“He’s not an “it” Norah! He’s my precious grandson! And if you didn’t want to date a man with a child, you should have left. Arthur is always going to be a father first and you should accept that.”

“Ugh I give up.”

I’m gonna rant who’s ready for Ashley rants here we go

Ugh I really just wish LGBTQ+ was so much more normalized and not fetishized. I want to sit down with my family and watch a happy Disney movie with lesbians, and read about two boys saving the world and falling in love, and see shirts sold in stores that say witty slogans about being aroace. I really want to be so much more open about these things in real life but I just can’t because it’s “not normal” and and I just wish it was fucking normalized so I could watch or read something without having to go through the same boring ass girl meets boy story. I want to read stories and watch shows with LGBTQ+ people that aren’t extremely sad, sexualized, focused on only LGBTQ+ issues, and involve death every. damn. time. I want space girlfriends. I want bisexual mermen. I want pansexual princesses. I want nonbinary heroes. I was on the boardwalk and I kept seeing the same “she’s mine” and “he’s mine” shirts (totally off topic but I always wonder how same sex couples would be able to pull those shirts off like?? Would they have to buy two different kinds so the arrows face eachother??) and then I saw a shirt with a rainbow background that said “can’t even think straight” and a rainbow shirt that said “pride.” Those shirts made me so freaking happy. Everytime I go back to the boardwalk and pass those shirts on display (I saw them last year and they’re still being sold) I smile. I grin so big that people must think I’m weird for happily smiling at a boardwalk store. Of course, I need to hide my smile from the unsuspecting family™. But it still makes me so happy. And that’s what representation would do for LGBTQ+ people. Do you know how happy the LGBTQ+ community would be if Finn and Poe were a canon couple in Star Wars, a HUGE movie franchise. Do you know how excited gay children would be if Elsa from frozen, another huge movie, was a lesbian? Do you know how many people would be educated on the topic and realize that LGBT+ isn’t 18+? Anytime I see representation I get so excited and happy as can be. I was watching America’s Got Talent. There was a trans woman and my parents were explaining to my little brothers what transgender was while I tried not to smile. Of course, they weren’t too educated on the topic but still, just seeing a trans person on tv expanded my brothers’ knowledge.

I just really want to see more representation. I want to read LGBTQ+ fiction and watch LGBTQ+ movies and shows that aren’t horrible and homophobic dammit! And thank god for people like Troye Sivan and Hayley Kiyoko. Shows like Shadowhunters and Steven Universe. Media that displays queerness as something that can be shown in public and something that’s normal and not strange.

tldr: LGBTQ+ representation is so important. Fuck off with your heteronormative bullshit

Ok that’s all of my rant. (Which is probably full of typos this was written at 1am) Sorry for this long ass post if you didn’t want to read it, but I really needed to type this all out since I can’t actually talk to somebody about it.


And there he goes! My crazy little boy, growing so fast. Jamie and I both wish we could all be together as a family for this. But nonetheless we are so proud. March 2017, 8 months old, River learns to walk! Where does the time go? ❤


A/N: Omg I don’t even know how old this prompt is. I’m so sorry :’D and I was sooo inspired for this so I have no idea why I waited this long. I found the No Trespassing tickle thing on Etsy (wished I had the guts to buy it hahhaa) and then thought it’d be funny to involve it in a fic.

I even made a matching pic to go with it because these two are just too cute, and this fandom is too underrated. Had fun writing this, thanks anon! - ugh I love Nozaki as a character so much, he’s so weird and random that this could actually be canon haha.

Summary: Sakura is very confused when she shows up to Naoki’s place and finds this sign on his door: “No trespassing - violators will be tickled to death.” 

Word Count: 1441

“Nozaki-kun?” Sakura cocked her head with worry when she got his voicemail again. Why wasn’t he at school? Why wasn’t he picking up? An entire school day had passed without his presence, without even a notice.

“Ah, Mikorin!” she called out when the familiar redhead passed by as they made their way out of the school building.

“Oh? Yo. What’s wrong?" He joined her and Sakura clenched her phone, putting up a serious face.

"It’s big trouble. Nozaki-kun skipped classes and I can’t reach him! Let’s go see him together?” she cried out, on the verge of freaking out.

“That’s strange. Sure!” he said, and Sakura was relieved to have found a buddy to go with. If Nozaki would turn out to be really sick or something… She shook her head. She wasn’t ready for nursing him or anything affectionate like that! Her heart would explode!

“And here we are,” Mikorin said when they reached Nozaki’s apartment, and both of their jaws dropped when they saw the front door.

“No trespassing - violators will be tickled to death.“

Both of them read the text out loud, and Sakura shuddered. What the hell? Was this another one of those… weird Nozaki-actions?

"Heh. Now what could he be hiding from us huh?” Mikorin said, and he chuckled when he could just open the door and enter the apartment.

“B-but Mikorin!” Sakura stuttered when the fearless teen trespassed without worry, turning to wink at her.

“Don’t worry. I’ll check on him,” he said, seemingly not taking Nozaki’s note seriously, and the door closed again with Sakura standing awkwardly outside.

Oh well, as long as Nozaki would be alright, she thought with a frown on her face as she looked over the sign again. Tickled to death? Ha, probably a joke indeed. A weird, stupid jo–

Wait. Was that…? Leaning closer to the door and holding her breath, Sakura’s eyes widened when she could hear a laughing voice. A hysterical laughing voice, high pitched and girly, and this could be no one other than… Mikorin!

Gasping in shock, she immediately opened the door to dash inside for his rescue, but just at that moment Mikorin came storming out of Nozaki’s room, his hair tousled, clothes a mess and a face as red as a tomato.

“B-b-byeehehee!” he shrieked, and before Sakura could say anything, Mikorin fled out of the apartment.

“So…” She could hear fingers cracking, and she looked up in shock to meet with Nozaki’s dark and threatening glance.

“Who’s next?” he said, smirking. What the fuck! Sakura’s lips twitched up into an awkward smile while she backed away, her hands flying up in defense and head shaking.

“W-what are you doing Nozaki-kun? Can we talk about this? Y-y-you don’t need to-” her stuttering got interrupted by a low, uncharacteristic chuckle that came from her crush.

“You trespassed,” he said, and Sakura’s eyes bulged out of her head and she quickly looked down at her feet, confirming to herself that she was in his apartment.

“Nooooo spare mehehe!” Giggling and squealing in anticipation, Sakura spun around and ran, but Nozaki made a powerful jump and managed to wrap her in his arms before she could make it outside. With his leg, he kicked the door so it closed again, and he hoisted the tiny girl with ease over his shoulder.

“Let go of meee!” Sakura screeched, and she squirmed desperately when he kidnapped her into the dark hole where Mikorin had come from in that state. Now being brought there too, of course she knew what would happen.

“Please wait! Nozaki-kuaaahh!” Sakura’s view of the already closed door of his bedroom changed and her world turned around while she felt how she landed on what felt like a bed. The next thing she knew, Nozaki was pinning her down and fingers found their way to her sides. Okay, the sign was no joke.

“EYEeeheheha! N-Nozaki-kuuhuhun!” Sakura was one helpless pile of giggles, and Nozaki smirked down at her cute reactions. The hysterical redhead flailed her arms and kicked her legs, but Nozaki crawled fully on top of her and sat on her legs, pinning them down and trapping her completely.

“You just shouldn’t have trespassed.” This guy was unbelievable. Sakura hiccupped and squealed uncontrollably when he tickled her tummy with all ten fingers, and her powerless hands tried to push him away with all her might.

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