ugh i should just give up

What Roman poet should you fight

Cicero
Who wins: ???
I don’t know who will win this but please, he is so egotistical. Beat him up. Do it.

Vergil
Who wins: Nobody
No one benefits from this. Why would you fight Vergil? What kind of evil person would do that??? He’s not hurting anyone, he is too precious. Don’t fight Vergil.

Catullus
Who wins: You
Dude is essentially a scrawny little white boy. if you punch him he will probably cry. Do it. Fight Catullus.

Martial
Who wins: You
BUT he will probably sass you so badly in one of his poems and you will never be able to live it down. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Martial.

Ovid
Who wins: You
I know you want to punch him, hell I kinda wanna punch him, but you’ll regret it. He’ll probably seduce everyone in your family after. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Ovid.

Julius Caesar
Who wins: Caesar
I know his poems are shit and he deserves to get punched in the face for them but don’t fight him. Dude is a renounced general and is practically unstoppable. Don’t fight Caesar. He will kill you.

Seneca
Who wins: You
Dude is so fucking old you can probably KO him in one punch. Do it. Fight Seneca.

Horace
Who wins: Horace
He was a fucking officer in the military. If he wanted to, he could kill a man. Plus if you fought him you would probably make Vergil sad. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Horace.

Lucretius
Who wins: You
Please look towards the entirety of De Rerum Natura. Dude is a weak ass fucking nerd. Do it. Fight Lucretius.

Petronius
Who wins: Petronius
He is metal as HELL. He does basically anything he wants and chose to fucking kill himself before he could be sentenced and will probably not hesitate to punch someone in the gut. Don’t do it. Don’t fight Petronius.

Pliny the elder
Who wins: Pliny
He was a military officer and commander. He knows how to fight and stuff. He will most likely not hesitate to beat you up. Don’t do it. Don’t fight him.

Pliny the Younger

Who wins:???

Who wins this is irrelevant. Dude practiced law. He’s practically BEGGING for someone to punch him. Do it. Fight him.

Quintilianus
Who wins: ???
I honestly don’t know who will win but he looks deeply distressed in every picture ever as well as completely punchable. Do it. Fight Quintilianus.

Lucan
Who wins: You
Look he may have written about wars, but he didn’t do shit. You can punch him in the face easily. The only issue is that he’s a sweetie and you’ll feel super bad about it after.

A Proposal by Any Other Name, Chapter 23: Flowerbud | A Reylo Fic


READ CHAPTER 23 HERE (On AO3)

Chapter Summary: Rey finally calls Finn.

Chapter Preview: 

“Oh, she’s cute!”

Rey’s head turns to hear Maz practically shout the words, her cheeks flaming up when she realizes the elderly lady is giving her a very appreciative glance while addressing Kylo. Rey ducks her head to hide her flush, moving to stand just a little farther away by the iron gate that opens up to Maz’s small front yard, the shrubs already showing hard little flower buds days out from blooming. She lets herself touch a few as she stares at her phone for a second, finger hovering over it.

Specifically, her finger hovers over Finn’s name on her Favorites list.

She should hurry it up and call. 


Author’s Note: ugh it’s midnight and I’M SORRY CAUSE I ALWAYS POST SO LATE BUT HEY, NEW CHAPTER. <3 Enjoy. 

The Beginning of Sebastian and Ciel's Contract

High Level Demon: (to Satan) Sir, we have a live one! This kid has just renounced God and is willing to give up his soul for a chance at revenge.

Satan: Perfect! Now, who should I send?

High Level Demon: There’s one catch, sir. This kid is going to need cared for completely for an undetermined period of time, and he’s rather helpless. He can’t even brush his hair.

Satan: Ugh. Just send up that dork from the mailroom. Tell him it’s his first chance at a long term contract, and he can have a chance to play with those blasted felines he likes so much for some reason.

And that’s how Sebastian ended up being the one contracted to Ciel.

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  • dadi, quit your screeching. ugh. 😒😒😒
    • please gul, kill this character off. please. 😣😣😣
  • PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯
  • tej is like, bitch, this is my house, who are you three brats to “decide” anything? 😂😂😂
  • svetlana’s got her “computing…” face on. 😏😏😏
  • ok shivaay, don’t give it all away by sounding so… threatening. 🙄🙄🙄
  • YIKES THAT SMILE SHIVAAY JUST GAVE. IF I WAS YOU SVETLANA, I’D GET UP FROM THE WHEELCHAIR AND RUN. 😬😬😬
  • ok svetlana, if you have even the slightest bit of akal, you’d know that these three have it out for you and you should be very. very. careful. 😶😶😶
  • pft, romi is still on duty outside the house. you’d think the devi could get her bhakts to do this dirty work for her. 🙄🙄🙄
  • om’s full-on with the “bhaabi” calling now. 🤗🤗🤗
  • ouff omRu. such overdramatic. calm yo tits. 🙄🙄🙄
  • yeah, svetlana/tia. you SHOULD be more careful. for starters, how about you idiots stop discussing all your plans out loud like this?? 😒😒😒
  • lmao rudra’s ridiculous tactics to distract the nurse. 😂😂😂
  • is svetlana’s lunch a GIGANTIC bowl of guacamole??? 🤔🤔🤔
    • oh no wait, it’s khichdi. pffft. 😂😂😂
  • lol anika’s amazing logic. 😂😂😂
  • ouffffo, you idiots. can you not ALL gather here and machaofy bheed. just ONE of you is enough to observe. 😑😑😑
  • “yeh KK abhi tak baahar kyun nahi aayi?”
    “KK?”
    “kutti kameeni!”
    “KK kyun?”
    “apne sasuraal mein gaali thodi na de sakti hoon! itni giri hui bahu thodi na hoon main!”

    • LMAOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂
  • not the place to start bickering, kids. 🙄🙄🙄
    • orrrrrrrrr flirting. FOCUS! 😑😑😑
      • ugh. you cuteass motherfuckers… i can’t even be mad at you when you’re being this cute. 😚😚😚
  • here’s tia and her fly jackettttt to save the dayyyyyy. 😎😎😎
    • … what direction is tia coming from though, that anika and group can’t see her? 🤔🤔🤔
  • anika: aaja! aaja! 
    rudra: AAJ JUMAA HAI!!!!!!!! 
    • lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😂😂😂
  • phew. the nafratbaaz live to see another day. 😅😅😅
  • lol @ shivaay knocking over the plant and telling the others “sambhaal ke!” 😂😂😂
  • svetlana! stop being so mean to the poor nurse! 🙁🙁🙁
  • WHAT PROOF!??!?! SHOW US! 😩😩😩
  • oooooh. smartttttt anikaaaa! 🙃🙃🙃
  • couldddddd you idiots NOT STAND AROUND IN HER ROOM AND DISCUSS THIS????😒😒😒
  • svetlana!!!!!! SIT THE FUCK DOWN! 😑😑😑
  • lol tia still trying to get plan “murder anika” going, but svetlana di justtttttt not going for it.  😋😋😋
  • oh no. the nafratbaaz are goingggggg to target the absolute correct, and thus WORST person: pinky. 😫😫😫

Ugh. I just really love me some Weecest. It’s all I wanna talk about. 

Give me sixteen year old Sammy bored and miserable, stuck at a party he’d begged John to let him attend, so he calls his big brother to come pick him up; only when Dean gets there some dude is flirting with Sam and he just loses his shit. In a flash, Dean’s got his arm around Sam’s waist, pulling him close, kissing his cheek, moving slowly down to his neck and Sam’s blushing, all smiles and nervous giggles, reaching over to grab the collar of Dean’s leather jacket, using it as leverage to press his brother’s warm, soft lips deeper into his skin. Of course, by that point, the dude who had been flirting with Sam is hella annoyed and storms off, leaving the two kissing and groping one another like they can’t get enough of the other’s touch. Which is a good thing, cause had the guy said something Dean would have started swinging. 

And the next day at school, Sam is bombarded with questions about his hot older boyfriend, all his friends wanting to know how they met and which college he goes to, and all of them wondering how they’d established such a hot and heavy relationship considering Sam had only been in town for a little less than a month. 

Sam doesn’t give anything away though. He just smiles coyly and winks at them, earning loud, frustrated groans. 

@liketolaugh-dgm replied to “Lavi: Ugh, washing dishes is so boring. I honestly would rather sit…

How can you just leave that lovely addition in the tags

omg, since @ttachibana also mentioned it I guess I should share them right?

So those were my tags on this post of @incorrectdgm (pls go reblog the original post too ;O)

My tags: 

#and that’s when Lavi knew he fucked up #(honestly tho Allen would just carry on and Lavi would probably just sigh and listen) #(hell Lavi would ACCIDENTALLY REMEMBER EVERYTHING LATER) #(AND HE WOULD BLAME ALLEN WHEN RANDOMLY SOMEONE ASKS HIM ABOUT PAELLA) #(and he would give a full reciep and then he would stop #turn to Allen #‘IT’S YOUR FAULT’ #'YOU SHOULD SAY THANKS TO ME’ )

I would also add that after that Allen would do that all the time. Tell Lavi the most random useless informations he had found and watch Lavi realize in horror that he remembers everything.

He would end up scared of Allen when he would come up with a huge grin and he would step back like “No, no, you shut up, I still remember what you told me last time and it was horrifying, don’t even dare opening your mouth further I swear-”

Imagine if little Ben Solo possessed even half the sass of his parents, though.

The babysitter shows up: “Ugh, Rosalyn. I should have expected to find you here, fumbling with the kiddy leash. I recognized your foul stench when you came through the door…”

“Give your Uncle Luke a kiss.”: “I’d just as soon kiss a wook- OH MY GOD GET OFF ME CHEWIE I DIDN’T MEAN IT.”

Showing off his report card: “Look, I ain’t in this for the education, and I ain’t in it for you, mom. I expect to be well-paid for every one of those As.”

And of course, “I love you, Ben.”: “I KNOW. GOD MOM, NOW EVERYONE KNOWS.”

but imagine barista!calum working @ the local coffee shop as a new employee and you’re a regular customer and you come in everyday and his face lights up when he sees you walking into the store. you’ve grown quite fond of him over the past few weeks and sometimes his manager comes out and jokes around with you two, saying how you should give him a chance or something idk and you just laugh it off but you can see him blushing like crazy. when his manager finally walks away, calum proceeds to write down his number on the coffee cup, before you can even tell him your usual order. along with his number he gives you a complimentary donut in hopes that you’d actually call/text him. as you’re walking out, you notice the number on the cup and wink at him as you leave and you just see him smiling really hard and as a coffee shop employee, this was v hard for me to write i gtg 

for anarchyaustralia and wherekatewritesthings barista!5sos blurb night

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my first flexing vid. Lol I just pretend I know how to while trying to be sexy. i am in no way paid by #beachbody to say this but they probably should. All thanks to #p90x #insanity and my fam @maityz’s #diet tips I’ve gotten this far. There is no excuse. I fall victim to life’s challenges too but if you just try a little everyday that’s better than nothing. Whether its giving up carbs🍕, adding extra weights💪, working out longer⏳, talking a walk or hike🏃, or ugh.. giving up a drink🍺. I have not done any #lifting routine other than p90x. Ive been doing it for over 4 years now. Slowly but surely you can say results are showing. I don’t have a membership to a #gym because im intimidated. I don’t buy supplements other than preworkout powder because of the 💲. I don’t have fancy machines just cuz I believe I can do shut myself. Just my dumbells and pull up bar in my living room (except I moved to a n apt with a mini gym now, I still do the same routines). Point is just make it happen. Whatever u have. Whatever u can afford. Whatever you have time for. Make it happen if you want it! Stay #motivated #progressreport #flexing #iifym #fitness #whateverelseyouhealthnutstag

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no but we will see killian screaming “emma” with this amount of panic

because he will think that he is going to lose the love of his life again. his true love. his happy ending.

he won’t know what to do after she disapears. he will just stare blankly at where she was stooding seconds ago

angry because everything led to emma’s sacrifice and there should have been another way. she shouldn’t have to give up everything to ensure everyone else’s happiness.

but he will find her

because emma’s sacrifice was to give everyone their happy ending but by doing so, she took killian’s with her.

and he won’t rest until he doesn’t have it back.

i keep seeing posts which are like “girls, if you don’t like being fingered it’s because your boyfriend needs to learn how to do it right” and “penetration is great if you’re aroused enough!!!”

and i just??? why can’t people accept that not all people with vaginas like being penetrated?? you don’t give people with dicks shit about not wanting to be penetrated even when they can stimulate their prostate by sticking something up their ass.

so maybe if a person with a vagina tells you it’s uncomfortable for them to be penetrated then you should stop giving them lectures on fingering technique and blow them instead

Shit I've heard people say while I've been working in retail

• me: do you have an optimum card
them: *slams fist on counter* 
them: *whispers* I Scooby dooby do

• “Hey wanna hear a story about ex-lax?”

• *pouring rain outside* 
Customer: it’s like standing up when you’re on your period

•” No, look the total was 15.41, I gave you a ten and a five, and you give me a five back and fourty one cents”

• “I’m old this should all be free”

• "Let me just run out to my car and get my credit card” *never comes back*

• "Ugh what’s that smell? Perfume? Is this NOT a scent free place??” “Sir, did you not see the entire 3 aisles dedicated to perfume in this store?”

•” Are pills or powder better for gaining weight?”

• Are you sure you’re old enough to be working here?”

•Customer: *comes up with 2 entire baskets full of cheese* *slams them on the counter* “regret”

• *old woman comes up and buys lottery* me: are you 19 years old? her: yeah I’m celebrating it for the 7th time

Feel free to add your own I just thought these were funny

You know what I just realized?? CARL ISN’T HOLDING JUDITH HERE!!!

He’s been holding Judith for the past season!! He wasn’t holding Judith in the barn a couple scenes in to the preview either. I mean, I don’t want this to happen  at all but he  is the last hopeful one in the bunch, and that would make him pretty f’ed up and hopeless, and that would give there reason for being wolves next episode.

OH MY GOD SOMEONE TELL ME I’M WRONG!!!

anonymous asked:

Hi Wayfaring! We have been looking at sensitivity, specificity, and accuracy in my high school pre-med class. I was just wondering how you use these values in everyday doctoring? Do you order a number of tests to try to increase these values?

Ugh, the old sensitivity and specificity again. I never took statistics (I probably should have) but those two terms have shown up in about 5 different classes over the course of my medical education. Forgive me if I botch up something below. Math is not my forte. 

In med school we talk about Sensitivity and Specificity (SN and SP for short) as a way to judge how good a test is at giving positive or negative results you can be sure of. A test with high sensitivity will have a very low false negative rate, whereas a test with high specificity will have a low false positive rate. The best screening tests have both high specificity and high sensitivity, so you can trust that the positive results truly are positive and the negative results truly are negative.

Now how does this play out in medical practice? Basically, I have to keep a test’s SN and SP in mind when I order it so I can properly interpret results. For example, early in flu season, a rapid flu swab test has a high false positive rate. When flu season is at its peak, the test has a higher false negative rate. Thus, I trust my history and physical exam during those times more than a test. If it walks and talks like the flu, it’s the flu. 

Knowing a test’s SN and SP can also help with ruling out and ruling in illness. If I am fairly certain that my patient doesn’t have rheumatoid arthritis, I can order a Rheumatoid Factor test. The RF test has a very low sensitivity but a pretty high specificity, so if it’s negative, I can be pretty certain that the patient does not have RA (although they may have some other rheumatologic condition). But if the test is positive, I need to order a more sensitive test to ensure that the patient actually has rheumatoid arthritis and not some other rheumatological condition which can also give a positive RF test result. So then I order an anti-CCP test, which has much higher sensitivity for RA than the RF does. If it is positive, then the likelihood that the patient has RA is much higher.

Sometimes adding tests together increases the SN and SP and allows us to test less frequently. For example, when we do a pap smear with concurrent HPV testing, we increase the sensitivity and specificity of the test for detecting cervical cancer. Because of that increased accuracy, we no longer have to test every year, and 3-5 years is sufficient for most people.  

Well that went on longer than I expected it to. Basically anon, yes, we do use this stuff in everyday doctoring. It might not be forefront on our minds, but we do take sensitivity and specificity into account all the time when we’re ordering tests.