Draco: Pansy, tell me some tips on how to flirt.
Pansy: It’s simple really. You hold their gaze, try looking into their eyes. You can smile at them. Maybe start greeting them or ask them out.
Draco: *staring at Potter across the great hall*
Pansy: Why are you glaring at Potter again.
Draco: Well you said ‘hold their gaze’. I’m holding his gaze!
Pansy: Not with narrowed eyes and a lifted eyebrow!
*30 mins later in the hallway*
Draco: *passes Potter, tries to smile*
Pansy: *whispers* Why are you sneering at him now?
Draco: You said smile!
Pansy: That’s not how you smile!
Draco: UGH WHATEVER
*in front of the Potions’ classroom*
Draco: What’s up Scarhead?
Pansy: I SAID ‘GREET THEM’ NOT INSULT THEM.
Draco: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE CLEARER INSTRUCTIONS NEXT TIME!
Draco: SHUT UP, POTTER!
Draco: Also, you’re going to Hogsmeade with me this weekend!
Harry: I -?
Draco: YES, IT’S A DATE OMG FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY
Harry: *wide eyed just nods*
Pansy: *smug* My instructions always work.