ugh i ship it shut up

tmnt 2012 ships
  • apritello: UGH CAPRIL IT'S TIME FOR SOME SWITCH-UP, APRITELLO IS TOTALLY GONNA BE THE CANON SHIP
  • capril: IN YOUR DREAMS, NICK AIN'T GONNA LET BESTIALITY ON THE SHOW
  • capritello: CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
  • leorai: SHUT UP OVER THERE, WE CAN'T FIND OUT IF WE'RE INCEST OR NOT.
  • tcest: who cares?
  • miket: *celebratory dancing* SO COLD!!!
  • ramona/monael: *gross sobbing in pile of broken clocks and torn-up calendars*
  • non-shippers: *eating popcorn* i have no idea what the fuck is going on, but i like it

bzzt

Stupid

Found a prompt and went for it. Not sure about this tbh. I feel like I suck at writing longer things. Fuck. Please give me some feedback on this, I really don’t know. I’m so unsure if this is good ugh


Word count: 557

Characters: Hologram Jack, Rhys

Ships: rhack (sort of)

Trigger Warnings in the tags!


Keep reading

  • James: Sirius are you in Remus' bed again?
  • Sirius: ...Probably
  • James: ugh you guys! just keep it quiet this time
  • Sirius: Can't help it mate, Remus goes crazy when I bite his- OW!
  • Remus: Sirius do you want to go back to your bed?
  • Sirius: No!
  • Remus: Then shut up and close the curtains
  • Sirius: on it!
  • James: Man you are so whipped
  • Remus: James shut up or I'll tell Lily you sleep with a picture of her under your pillow.
  • James: Good night guys!

anonymous asked:

can we get some bokushou headcanons??? This ship is rare as fuck, and i have strange needs...

nice nicE NIC E

  • before they started dating, bokuto would NOT stop pestering kuroo for daishou’s number. kuroo ofc wanted to protect his precious bro from that damned snake but joke’s on him bc he eventually plays reluctant wingman just to get bo to shut up. (“stay strong, kuroo-san.” - akaashi)
  • daishou’s teammates are so frickin’ tsundere abt bokuto like gOD they would act v salty bc of how fukurodani mowed their asses in the last inter-high, but they all secretly ship it like fedex
  • bokuto loves, loves, LOVES the sound of daishou’s voice like omg it doesn’t matter whether daishou is cursing the existence of all bugs on earth or rambling abt this one guy from this one team w/ that dumb accent and how he should just die in a fire, bokuto WILL listen
  • daishou’s resolve is honestly /so/ weak when it comes to bokuto like when they go on dates and bokuto sees a crepe stand or smth, it will only take approximately 3.89 seconds of puppy eyes until daishou says ok even tho they just ate
  • (bokuto’s teammates warned him abt this, but he didn’t listen RIP daishou)

anonymous asked:

just cause your parents are like finnrey that doesn't give you the right to essentially ignore stormpilot. it doesn't matter if you ship it, by preferring finnrey you are erasing stormpilot because both can't happen. i think it's just really hypocritical that you oppose reyno cause it's racist but then get out of shipping a healthy interracial gay ship (w/ 2 poc unlike finnrey which is half-white ugh) with the lamest excuse ever (which is negated by the fact that stormpilot is also interracial)

Me, a gay POC who ships two interracial ships and would be okay with either becoming canon: Shut the fuck up

Frenemies

I’ve fallen deep into this ship so naturally I had to scramble together a fanmix
this was rly rushed tho I might make a better one later

01. UGH! - The 1975 🚀 02. Kiss With A Fist - Florence & The Machine 🚀 03. Problem - Ariana Grande Ft. Iggy Azalea (Rock Cover By Fast Forward Music) 🚀 04. Fire and Ice - Goblins From Mars (Ft. Krista Apardian) 🚀 05. Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys  🚀 06. Do You Want Me (Dead) - All Time Low 🚀 07. I Think I’m In Love - Kat Dahlia 🚀 08. Alphabet Boy - Melanie Martinez 🚀 09. Blue and Red - Manu Ella 🚀 10. 7 Things - Miley Cyrus 🚀 11. Animal - Neon Trees 🚀 12. Shut Up & Kiss Me - Orianthi 🚀 13. Opposites Attract - Paula Abdul 🚀 14. Fire Meet Gasoline - Sia 🚀 15. Everybody Talks - Neon Trees

[ Listen ]

  • someone: ugh why do ppl ship dirkroxy its QUEER ERASURE n gROSS ew
  • everyone: YA IK RIGHT LMFAO IDIOTS FUCK DIRKFEM DIRKS SOOO GAYYY HE LIKES IT UP DA BUTTHOLE LOVEEES JAKE LOL
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: why do people like dirkjake. its abusive. jake led dirk on and dirk wanted to change jake into what he wasnt. dirk only fell in love with the idea of jake. the relationship was toxic and just created problems no one needed
  • everyone:
  • everyone: GO FUCK YOURSELF OMG CALM DOWN JUST BC U DISLIKE A SHIP DOESNT MEAN U HAVE TO SHIT ALL OVER IT. UGH UR SO RUDE. DINT GET UR PANTIES IN A FUCKIN KNOT. THEY WERE IN LOVE. HOW WAS IT ABUSIVE???? UGH YOU HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT. STOP SHIPBASHING

lucyheartfiliavevo

replied to your post

“What the fuck the fuck?? Somehow I started following an er//eri and…”

they prolly changed it at one point or another one time i followed someone and like the “I can seperate fiction from reality now shut the fuck up” in their bio should prolly be a warning but idk still got me a shock when they posted se/ba//ci/el porn and tagged kl//ance fanart w yaoi

ugh yeah but it was like,,,, soft nsfw er//eri and i was just like ? smh i can never find any aot blogs that don’t ship it

also that’s really nasty? like…… they’re underaged you shouldn’t be geting off to children

She remembered || Bucky Barnes

This was requested by a bunch, so due to popular demand, this is part two of Forget About The Stupid Little Things

part one


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Gifs aren’t mine

Originally posted by enochianess

Y/N snuggled deeper into her blanket, eyes squeezing shut as she tried to ignore the whining from the man at the foot of her bed.

“Y/N, wake up!” Bucky exclaimed, poking her in the leg repeatedly.

Y/N groaned, swatting Bucky away and curling into herself more.

“Please, Y/N, we can’t be late. I have a lot planned.”

“Ugh, just for you, Buck.” Y/N grumbled, throwing the sheets from her body and sliding out of bed.

She strolled over to her wardrobe and began to search for clothes. However she stopped when she noticed Bucky watching her, bouncing on the heels of his feet and anxiously playing with his fingers.

“Hey, Buck, calm down.” Y/N smiled at him in the mirror, pulling out her desired outfit. She turned around, showing Bucky her selected outfit “is this appropriate for what you have planned?”

Bucky’s cobalt blue eyes flickered down at the outfit before he nodded. He waved and strode out of the room, a faint grin playing on his pink lips.

Y/N smiled to herself; she was awfully fond of Bucky. She understood why she fell for him in the first place. He was possibly the wisest person Y/N knew to date and he constantly put others before himself.

She’s changed into her attire and glanced at her reflection, nodding to herself. She seemed to look okay. She tugged her hair out of her ponytail and ran her fingers through the tendrils of hair, tugging at the knots.

Y/N tugged on a pair of comfortable shoes, not knowing what Bucky had in store for her. She glanced around the room, checking if she forgot anything.

She strode out of the room, feeling giddy inside. A kaleidoscope of butterflies erupted in her stomach as she thought about what Bucky could have planned. She knew whatever it was she’d love it, because she loved everything Bucky did; she loved Bucky.


Y/N followed Bucky’s direction, indicating left like he said and continuing down a seemingly endless road. Bucky’s eyes remained fixated on the road as he pointed and instructed Y/N in the correct direction.

“Why couldn’t you have just drove us here, James?” Y/N playfully scolded, using her spare hand to hit his bicep.

Almost instantly, Bucky’s reflects kicked in and he wrapped his fingers around her wrist. He then slipped his human fingers through hers and placed their joint fingers on her lap. A faint smile formed on Y/N’s lips and Bucky tried to memorise the look of serenity on her face in that moment.


“Bucky? What turning now?” Y/N asked, coming to a slow stop. She turned her head to talk to Bucky, but his eyes were already on her.

“Oh, sorry, right.”



The pair got out of the car and began to stroll up the hill, a blanket in Bucky’s hand. Once they reached the top, Bucky placed the blanket on the grass and sat down, patting the empty space on the blanket suggestively.

Y/N hesitantly knelt beside him, watching the sky. The blue reminded her of Bucky’s eyes whenever he laughed, it was vibrant and the purest blue she’d ever witnessed. Serenity washed over her and Bucky as they fell into a comfortable silence.

“I - I brought here because this was our place and I kinda hoped that it could once more become our place again…” Bucky mumbled, not taking his eyes off the sky. “I love you and I’ll be patient. I’ll do everything I can to make you love me - I’d do it a hundred times again - and I’ll never, ever hurt you again. I love you so freaking much, Y/N.” Bucky admitted, tears springing in the corner of his azure eyes.

“Bucky…” Y/N trailed off.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.”

He began to stand up, but Y/N grabbed his wrist and tugged him back down.

“Bucky, I remember - not all of it - but I remember this. We can here on our anniversary and we sat and talked about our futures. We said we’d get married in New York and Steve would be your best man and Wanda my maid of honour. Then we’d adopt a kid or two. You said you wanted a girl so you could treat her like an absolute princess. I remember, Buck.” She sobbed, climbing onto his lap and throwing her at arms around his neck, clinging onto him.

She remembered.

“You remember…” Bucky whispered, kissing her shoulder as a display of affection. “Oh my god, you remember.”

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Probably
  • Taylor: Kar, they're starting shipping you with Ella this is bad Kar, I can't ugh
  • Karlie: would you rather them shipping me with Toni?
  • Taylor: you're not helping
  • Karlie: well.... I can come straight from NY to the party
  • Taylor: that'll be too obvious
  • Karlie: Taylor Alison we've BEEN too obvious this whole time
  • Taylor: bu--
  • Karlie: ok then... karlorde ARRIIIS--
  • Taylor: shut up and get your ass here right now and just stuck yourself behind any camera you see, with the eyes they have, they'll catch your presence
  • Karlie: (you're so whipped and you don't even know it) ok babe
President Snow watching that Everlark footage in the deleted scene
  • Snow: ugh why are you two even alive
  • Snow: her hair is so nappy
  • Snow: his is on fleek tho
  • Snow: you know honestly its kind of nice how much she cares about him i mean look at her face wow you know hes been dedicated to her since day one and like now shes finally like really admitting her feelings but he doesnt even know that
  • Snow's Granddaughter: u def ship it
  • Snow: SHUT UP GRANDPAS WORKING