<b>Jungkook:</b> Guys, do you dare me to make out with Jimin?<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> No, why would we?<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> Ugh, I can't believe you're making me do this...<p/><b>Everyone:</b> But…We're not...<p/><b>Jungkook, shaking his head:</b> I guess you leave me no other choice then..<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> Jungkook, NO ONE dares you to make out with Jim--<p/><b>Jimin:</b> Shut up hyung, let the man talk ;)<p/></p>
A/N: This is my 1st time writing fanfiction so be a little easy on meh. Also, depending on what time you’re viewing this fic this might not be too canonically accurate. This fic is just playing on the scenario of Ben being captured by Uma’s crew and that’s all that I went with. And lastly, enjoy!! :D
Words: A lot. O_o
Warnings: Smut, Smut, & more Smut.
“Ugh, where are they?” Ben thought to himself. He wondered down the dark and wretched area of the isle. Being a citizen of Auradon, it only made sense for him to be lost. Every turn seemed to be scarier and terrifying than the last. He was alone on the hunk of villainous rock, thankfully his bad boy-ish current wardrobe given to him by Evie made him out to be quite isle-like which made it easier to blend in with the others. Though, even with the new look, he felt alone. Like a black sheep in a pack of white. And his loneliness was all his fault. His curiosity of the place got the best of him and drove him to abandon his friends that came along with him, the other VKs. Ben kept walking down the paths hoping he’d run into his friends. Each path was extremely dark, it being night at that current time. Though, to him, it was probably the darkest of nights he’d ever seen. The streets of the isle had hardly any lights on the streets when nights had strike, which was completely different from the happy, joyful ambiance of Auradon. His eyes never knew darkness like this, which made it extremely hard to see. Ben’s optimism still kept him going.
He kept walking quietly begging to run into one of the VKs, though instead he ran into something else. A hunk of wood hit him in the face and fell to the ground off of what seemed to be a pole when he wasn’t paying attention. It seemed to have something written on it. He couldn’t quite make it out. After some good fixations he finally found a way to read what it said. In the very dim moonlight, the sign had read, ‘Low Tide Lane’. He then looked forward from where he encountered the sign only to find humps of what seemed to be carts. His curiosity got the best of him again and he went to look at them. Inside with the very little light he had, he saw a few items. He saw barrels, pieces of wood, chunks of crabgrass. pond scum, and so on. For a normal person something like this can be seen as boring or peculiar, but Ben couldn’t help but find it rather interesting to see the kind of lives the villains lived. As he kept looking, he stumbled upon an object. A rather round looking object. After further investigation it seemed to had resemble a lantern.
Ben’s face grew happy with excitement over the fact that he finally had a source of light through this darkness he was in. He went to grab it but quickly hesitated. There was no seller at the cart for him to buy from. Being a king he felt it would be rather not kingly to steal. Though, after a while of thought, he came to the conclusion of taking a lantern. Sure it wasn’t a very integrity-filled idea, but the night was long and dark, and he needed a light source. Ben strode off with the lantern in his hands feeling rather content and slightly devious at the same time. When he finally had the lantern lit, the area around him lit up with it. Everything was illuminated with the glow of the lantern, even the carts and path ahead of him. All except a certain object in his path. Though, it didn’t look to be an object, it looked like a figure, that of which belonged to a person. Ben stared at it for a while. “Um, hello..” said Ben nervously. After a moment, the figure finally moved and replied to Ben with a sinister Scottish sounding, “ello.” The figure had something in his hand. It seemed round. “Um, what’s that you got there, b-buddy?” asked Ben nervously. “Oh, this, why I’m sure ye would know, wouldn’t ye, lad?” he replied. Before Ben could reply, the figure lit up the object revealing it out to be a lantern. “It’s a lantern, like the one ye stole.” The figure brought the lantern to his face, revealing a rather young looking brunette pirate with blazing clear grey/blue eyes surrounded in eyeliner, followed by a chilling grin. Ben saw the face and got nervous, “Oh, well, okay then, I-I should be going now,” he said slowly backing up trying to make an escape. “Oh, I’m not so sure that’s a very good idea, ” the guy said before running at Ben full force with a clenched fist. Ben attempted to make a run for it, but the guy’s speed was much faster. Then the last thing Ben saw was the fist the guy had clashing against his face. Then it was all black.
Moments past and Ben finally awoken, his vision was very blurry, but he still tried to make out where he was. All around him he saw an area that seemed to be constructed of wood. The place stunk of rotten wood, and fish. He tried to his to gather his thoughts as to what the place was, but couldn’t because his head still was throbbing from the punch that made him blackout. he tried to rub his head with hands only time to fall flat on his face. A wave of shock hit as he fell. He then looked down at hands only to realize they were tied tight to his ankles which was the reason behind his fall. “Where am I?” thought Ben. He tried to look around some more to come up with an answer, but couldn’t wrap his mind around his whereabouts. Eventually, he gave up looking, and used his very little optimism he had in him at that moment to somehow hope the others would find him, wherever he was. While he waited lying down he felt something, a bobbing. As if his body was sinking and rising. He found himself questioning the bobbing up until he heard a sudden crash of water the area which made it bob up higher and sink down again. Then it all made sense. The wooden interior, the foul smell of rotten wood and fish, and the bobbing, he was on a pirate’s ship! Ben’s eyes shot open with realization. “I’ve been captured on a pirate’s ship!” Ben shouted. The shout echoed and footsteps were heard following it.
“Dammit,” Ben mumbled to himself. “Right ye are, ma friend.” said a familiar voice getting closer. Ben looked up to see the same face he had seen before he blackout. “This is ma pirate’s ship.” he said in his sinister tone. “Uh, Harry, don’t you mean it’s Uma’s ship,I mean, she is the captain, after all.” said another voice. Ben looked up at him to see a rather brawny looking blonde boy decked in pirate wear. “Ugh, shut up, Gil.” Harry replied with a scowl. “W-Who are you two?!” Ben asked slightly trembling. The two pirates looked down at him. The brunette grin evilly. “Why, I am the great Harry Hook, lad, son of Captain Hook.” Ben’s heart sunk at that thought, and nervously look at the other. “A-And you?” Ben asked. “What?” replied Gil. “He’s askin’ who ye are, idiot.” Harry scolded. “Oh! I’m Gil, son of Gaston.” He chuckled. Ben’s heart sunk deeper in his chest. Gaston and his parents had some rough history together, so now that their children have met in person, Ben’s last hope of optimism was gone. He knew he was going to killed, he knew this was the end. Ben’s face filled with sorrow at thought of his coming fate.
The two boys saw this. “Aw, why so sad, huh,” asked Harry. “You two..are going to kill me, aren’t you?” Ben asked in sadness. “Oh, why of course not..” Harry replied with a level of sass in his voice. “Like we’re really not,” Gil followed, with a sincere tone in his voice. Harry gave Gil another scowl. “What, we aren’t, you heard Uma we’re only using him to blackmail Mal and the other traitors.” Ben’s face lit up with the information given. “Yeah, I know that, but yer not s’pose to say it around ‘em, now he’s not gonna be scared since he has a chance of possibly living, ye idiot!” Gil raised his arms and grinned at Harry who was frowning hard at him. Ben sighed. “Oh, thank fairy god mother.” Ben said relieved at his chance of living. “I thought you two would just kill me because of my parents.” “What’s wrong with your parents?” Gil asked grinning curiously. “Oh, I figured you’d know, considering since..they’re..y’know..Belle and the beast.” Gil’s eyes shot open, and he stared at Ben with an intensity. Moments of silence past, Gil and Ben were locked in a stare down. Harry looked at Gil’s face. “Uh, ye okay there, lad?” He asked Gil. Finally Gil snapped out of his trance. “Harry, let’s kill him.” Gil finally spoke. “But I thought ye sai-” Harry started. “I know what I said, but I’m sure Uma wouldn’t care if this guy was dead, I know I don’t, his folks killed my dad.” Harry looked at Gil for a bit and smiled deviously. “Well, well, well, I think yer right, gilly-boy.” He said grabbing his sharp hook. Gil had drawn his sword. They both walked towards the King, ready to go for the kill.
Ben tried to wiggle away, but couldn’t, he finally looked at the two at shouted a loud, “WAIT!” The shout threw the pirates off, from the expected graceful kingly tone Ben had possessed beforehand. Ben looked at both of them surprised that his shout worked. “U-Uh, look, I know you want to kill me, and I can see why, but please..release me and we’ll put this all in the past, I’ll do anything you want..” The pirates looked at him. “Anything?” asked Harry with a slight smirk. “Y-Yeah, anything, p-please don’t kill me!” replied Ben. Harry looked at Ben. “Ye thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?” Gil looked at him clueless, “No, we don’t have the same brains, dude.”Gil said jokingly. “Argh..clearly,” Harry replied rolling his eyes. Harry then cupped his hands around Gil’s ears and whispered. Harry stopped whispering and they both looked at each other and grinned.
They looked at Ben. “Very well,” said Harry. He then slashed his hook on Ben’s ropes letting him free. Ben sighed in relief and got up to leave. “Hold it there, lad,” Harry said stopping Ben. “Before ye can leave, we want our part of deal first.” “Oh, okay then, what do you guys want, then?” Ben asked. They both looked at each other then at Ben. They both then said at the time, “You.” Ben eyes shot open and sweat dripped down his face. “M-Me, but why?” “Why, not?” Harry added. “Uma put us both through the trouble of having to guard ye fer a good while now, and when she gets back and sees yer gone, we’re gonna get our asses handed to us by her, so why not give us yers as a reward, huh?” Ben thought long and hard. This was right thing to do and Ben really didn’t want to face the consequences if he were to deny the request. “Okay, I accept.” Ben replied.
“Good choice, matey.” Harry replied. Harry then grab a hold of his hook and used the end to grope Ben’s collar. He ever so slowly pulled Ben to him, eventually locking lips with him. A shade of red immediately appeared on Ben’s face. To Ben, it felt really weird to be kissing a boy. He was always raised to go after a princess and seek a kiss from a princess, that breaking said rule felt weird. Though, to be honest, he liked that feeling of weirdness. He liked that feel of rebellion. He liked the feeling of kissing a boy. While their lips we’re locked, Ben took a good look at Harry. He eye’d Harry’s attractive features. He looked at his perfect facial structures, perfect physique, and everything that fell in between. He could feel himself slowly stiffen, as he eye’d Harry some more, eventually his hormonal adrenaline got the best of him, and made Ben grab Harry’s face and pull him into a more passionate kiss. Harry was a bit taken back at the change, but got used to it fast and enjoyed his kiss. Both Harry and Ben’s tongue were battling for dominance, but no one won. While the two boys were going at it, Gil sat bat behind them watching their heated make out session. One hand was down his pants grasping his erecting penis. His body wanted the both of them, wanting them bad. He then took notice the tightening of both of the boys tight leather pants. He knew what he had to do, what we wanted to do. Without hesitation, Gil got up an walked towards them both.
“Hey now, don’t forget about me,” he said with a cheeky smile. Harry and Ben broke apart from their kiss to look at Gil. “Eh, we don’t need any ‘elp up here, but how 'bout ye help us down there,” Harry said pointing to both his and Ben’s pants. Gil smiled back in reply and got on his knees between the two boys. Gil took both of the boys’ pants off and their boxers leaving them bottomless. Gil grabbed the boys’ members and started sucking take turns between both of them. Harry and Ben kept kissing taking quick breaks to moan from the blowjob. Ben especially took quite a number of breaks, however. For not many know this, but despite being well known in Auradon, and being a major heart throb, he was always a virgin. His parents never wanted him to lose his virginity until he had married to a queen. This was another kingly rule he broken, the third after, stealing, and be attracted to a boy. The rebelliousness of all these actions fueled his sexual adrenaline. With each disgraceful rebel thought the adrenaline rose. Higher, higher, and more higher it rose. Up until it had finally reached its peak. And once it did, Ben couldn’t help but let out a loud lustful moan, while letting something else out at the same time. Gil’s mouth was firmly wrapped around Ben’s phallus. Gil’s face scrunched up and he let out a groan mouth still on the phallus. Ben looked down in curiousity to see what had happened to Gil. Gil then slowly removed the member to reveal thick white semen dripping from Gil’s mouth. When Ben saw this, his face went crimson. Harry looked down at the occurrence. “My, my, my, cummin’ already, huh?” Harry asked with a smirk, “Looks like we got our selves an 'orny one, huh Gilly-boy?” Gil looked up and nodded wiping the semen from his mouth. “I-I’m sorry..” Ben said with an embarrassed tone. “No need, dude” Gil said getting up, “I just have that effect on people.” he said with a chuckle. Ben and Harry chuckled back. “Okay, my turn!” Gil shouted excitedly dropping his pants and boxers. “Wha-” Ben was about to ask before having his head shoved down and Gil’s fully erected cock shoved in his mouth. Ben was taken a back by the abrupt sex position change, but alas, he got used to it. “Ohh, fuck yeah,” Gil said in pleasure. Ben kept sucking, and Harry watched from a far. While Harry watched he noticed Ben’s ass being perfectly out and seen, Harry then went for the kill. “Don’t mind if I do,” Harry said getting on the ground closer to Ben. Harry then inserted his member using the saliva on it from Gil as lube. Ben immediately stopped sucking and gasped from the insertion. “What’s the matter, lad, am I too big for ye?” Harry asked grinning. Ben’s widely gaping mouth came close and he then shook his head and went back to his blowjob on Gil. Harry went on to thrust fiercingly into Ben, making Ben have to stop sucking and let out a moan or two in both pain and pleasure. This went on for a bit, until Gil found himself getting a little frustrated. “Ugh, Harry, stop, everytime you fuck you him hard like that he stops blowing me!” Gil requested angrily. “Well, what can I say I’m just that good,” Harry replied. “Puh-lease, I’m a way better fucker than you, Hook.” Gil said. “Is this a challenge I am hearin’? Harry asked with his signature evil grin. "You know it,” Gil added. Harry and Gil always loved a challenge or competition, and this particular one they were definitely not passing up. Harry nodded signifying he’d accepted the challenge, and Gil slipped his cock out of Ben’s mouth. Ben looked up at Gil at confusion as to why he ended the blowjob, only to feel himself being lifted by the thighs by Harry. Gil then brought himself closer to Ben face to face and latched on to Ben by the thighs. “Wait, what’s going on?” Ben asked in panic confusion. “Eh, Ben, ye ever had two cocks in ye at one time?” Harry asked. “N-No! I never had one in me in general, at least not until I got here, I used to be virgin back at Auradon.” Ben answered. “Virgin, huh, well this should be fun for ye.” Harry said grinning in anticipation. Harry then reached below Ben and grabbed a cheek of his ass and moved it to expose Ben’s hole and then he went on to insert himself again. Ben moaned once again upon the penetration, and Harry started pumping as he was earlier. “Yeah, yeah, okay, so you can make him moan a bit, I’ll make him scream.” Gil said grabbing a cheek and doing the same as Harry. This time Gil had to use a finger to stretch Ben’s hole, since it was so tight, but after some stretching and tugging, Gil got himself inside of Ben. Gil’s prediction came true as Ben let out a rather lustful shriek upon having him inside of him, that of which made Gil laugh. The two boys went at it. They both pumping hard, as if they were trying to win a race. Ben just sat there in the strong grasp of the two be fucked mid-air by both. His innocent kingly moans became angry shrieks of passion and pleasure. There was some “fuck yeahs” there, and some, “harders” there. Ben’s innocence was gone and was taken by the two, and Ben couldn’t be anymore prouder. Eventually the the pumping soon cause the very feeling to rush in Ben again. The “adrenaline"was rising again. It felt larger, though, like once it peaked Ben was going to explode. It soon started rose. Higher, higher, more higher, then it peaked. Waves of lust struck Ben and he came buckets, of which sprayed all over Gil’s face giving the perfect sexual facial. Ben moaned and panted hard as if he was dying. The two pirates stopped thrusting and tried to catch their breaths. "T-Told you I have that effect on people,” Gil said between breaths, wiping his face of the mask of cum off. The two pirates then set Ben down who was still slightly panting. “I’m sure yer legs are sore as fuck, huh?” Harry asked. Ben just nodded and kept panting. Harry stopped to watch Ben and admire his work. He helped in turning this good boy bad, that turned him every way, shape, and form of on. Harry groped his cock and started to pump on it watching Ben. Very soon Harry felt his orgasm rising. He then got by Ben’s face and gently opened his mouth using his hook. A stream of cum shot into Ben’s mouth and Harry moaned hard at his climax. Gil watched this event and not much later his orgasm had came up as well. When he was ready to to peak, Gil pushed Harry away and came in Ben’s mouth, moaning seconds after. After both of the boys’ semen were in Ben’s mouth. Harry looked at him and smiled. “Well?” Harry asked. “Well, what?” Ben replied words mumbled with semen in his mouth “Drink down ye slut,” Harry said crossing his arms. “Oh, right,” Ben said, he forgot to do swallow for his body and his brain had been filled by great ecstasy from the sex. Ben then closed his mouth and swallowed both boys’ juices all at once. “Holy shit, that’s hot” Gil said putting his boxers and pants back on. Harry did the same, and once Ben came to, he did the same as well.
“Well, lad, yer free to go.” Harry said with a smile, “thanks for that wonderful reward.” “Yeah, see you later, dude” Gil said, and the two pirates started to walk off leaving the exit open for Ben to leave. Ben looked at them both, he didn’t really want to leave, despite be stretched out and sore as hell by them, he still felt a little connection. “Wait!” he shouted again. The two pirates turned around. “I don’t really want to go right now,” Ben said, “can I just, chill out here for a while?” Harry and Gil looked at each other, then at him. “Sure, man” Gil said with a smile. The three boys talked for what seemed like hours and started to bond. Harry told Ben stories of the isle since it interested him, and Gil and Ben amended their fences from their parents’ past and soon all of them became close and really good friends. As some moments passed, both Harry and Gil were going on about how controlling Uma can be as captain; and how annoying it can sometimes be as her crew, until they all heard distant voices. These voices sounded familiar to Ben, they were the VKs!
It sounded like all four of them. Ben brought his ears to the boat, he could them talking. “You mean to tell me we have to steal the won in order to get Ben back?” Jay asked. “Apparently, atleast that’s what Uma wants. Ugh, if I knew this would happen I would stayed on Auradon.” “Well, you’ll be going back with us in the limo if we find him,” said Evie trying to lighten the situation. Ben heard this and his face lit up and he ran fast out of the boat to greet his friends. “Guys, I’m here!” Ben said with a big smile. The four ran and hugged him. “Dude, we were so worried after you left us last night!” said Carlos. “Last night?” thought Ben. He then looked up to see the sun shining bright in the sky. Harry, Gil, and Ben must’ve been fucking all night for it already have been morning. “Are you okay, what were you doing, did they hurt you?” Mal said worried cupping Ben’s face. “Most importantly, is that gorgeous outfit of yours hurt?” Evie followed. The other VKs looked at her with frowns. “Oops, wrong timing, my bad.” Evie said blushing. “I’m good, more than good, actually.” The four looked at him in confusion. Just then, Harry and Gil walked out of the ship. Ben saw them, and pointed to them, “They’ve taken good care of me.” Ben said with a suggestive tone. Harry and Gil smirked. The other four were still stun in confusion. Right after a limo pulled up. “Uhh, anyways there’s our ride home,” Mal said, “Let’s get going, guys.” Jay hopped in, then Carlos, then Evie. Mal stayed behind to wait for Ben. Ben looked at the pirate boys. “Hold on Mal,” Ben said walking to the pirates. “So, I gotta get going now,” Ben said. “Yeah, we know,” Harry said in a rather sentimental tone. “Bye, Ben” Gil said with a sad expression. Ben saw their faces. He saw their body language. A feeling came back to him that he never felt ever since he met the rotten four. Ben then went to both of them asking, “You two want to come back with us?” The boys’ faces lit up. “What?” they both asked in unison. “Come back to Auradon with us. You said it yourselves that Uma was a controlling captain, and I don’t want you two facing her wrath when she finds out I’m gone.” Ben said. The boys’ faces of sadness grew to happiness. “Yes, we would love to!” Harry said happily. The three boys hugged each other and even pecked each other on the lips when no one was looking. All three were celebrating. Mal walked over to Ben as the pirates went into the limo. “Ben you sure about this, those two work for for Uma, they’re bad news.” Mal said. “You were bad news too, though I kept you didn’t I?” Ben replied smiling. “Touché” Mal said getting into the limo. They then rode off into early dawn of Auradon. The rotten four and Ben, plus two new friends. And to think none of this would’ve happen if Ben had not been king-napped.
Hiccup may be the Pride of Berk, but what if not everyone sees him like that? When a visiting tribe with a nasty group of bullies show up on Berk, five very protective teens will teach them why you don’t mess with the dragon riders.
Written because I hit 300 followers! Thanks so much, guys!
(Yes, the title is I Love You. Don’t ask.)
“No, really?” Snotlout drawled sarcastically from the chair he was sitting in. Astrid made a motion at him to cut it out, and continued to braid Hiccup’s hair.
“Hiccup, it’s fine. It’s just one peace treaty. Your dad just wants you to be there,” she said soothingly, enjoying the hair between her fingers.
“I know. But the youths never like me. Every time they visit” He pulled away from her hands, only to bury his face in her neck. “Why would they like me now?”
Fishlegs smiled at the sight. “Why wouldn’t they? Come on, what was the worst they did to you, call you skinny?”
Astrid felt Hiccup’s hot breath as he murmured an assent, and she knew he was hiding his face because he didn’t really want to answer. Her neck just happened to be there, but she didn’t half mind. She turned to press a kiss to the top of his head and then looked to see the twins come in.
“Did you plant the paint bomb in Sven’s house?”
“Of course,” Ruff said smugly, “did you doubt us, Astrid?”
“No.” She started running her fingers through Hiccup’s hair as the twins sat. Tuffnut raised an eye at them, and he made a face.
“Do you guys have to do that here?” He stuck his tongue out. “I mean, I’m happy for you guys and all, but…” He stood up, and had that Tuffnut look that she had grown so accustomed to. “What about the magic of friendship?”
Fishlegs and Snotlout both laughed, and Ruffnut stood up and shook a fist at them, making them shut up immediately. She turned to Astrid again.
“He has to go, by the way. The ship is about to arrive, I saw it.”
“No,” Hiccup whined, pressing closer to her and wrapping his arms around her waist. Astrid rolled her eyes.
“Snotlout,” she said loudly, “take him there.”
“Why do I have to do it?”
Fishlegs sighed. “Because you have to be there too, Snotlout. Ergo, you’re the best one for the job.”
“Ugh, fine. Come on, princess.” He jumped up, grabbing Hiccup, who clung to Astrid childishly before she pried him off and he followed Snotlout, pouting.
Astrid smiled. The L word was on the tip of her tongue these days, but she could wait, and so could he. There was no way Hiccup L-worded her.
“So,” she said, turning back to the twins, “how exactly did you get into Sven’s house?”
It…honestly pisses me off to no end that so many of my interests are stuff that’s considered “cringey”. Cringe culture in general pisses me off to no end.
I just want to be left in peace so I can enjoy the things that I like.
Like…for example. In the brief time in late 2015 when Undertale was my special interest, Sans was my favorite character. I wasn’t an out-of-control fan that shipped him with his fucking brother or wanted to fuck him, though. I was just a casual fan. I thought he was cute. I thought he was funny, and I could relate to him some. But then….I was told that Sans is “cringey”, and that I’m bad and annoying for liking him. Now…I can’t stand to look at him anymore. I want him to be my favorite again so badly, because he isn’t actually a bad character. He was just a victim of crazy fangirls. But…I can’t look at him the same. I look at Sans now, and all I’m reminded of is his crazy fangirls. Not the actual character for what he is.
I’m starting to worry something similar will happen with Peridot…that due to a lot of backlash against her character from recent episodes, I’ll start feeling bad for genuinely enjoying her character and how the writers have been writing her, and eventually I’ll come to resent her character. I don’t want that to happen. Ever. It may sound silly, me saying this about a cartoon character, but Peridot makes me genuinely happy. I don’t want to be told that I’m wrong for liking her. But, hey. Cringe culture. It doesn’t seem to be going away any time soon. Steven Universe is already seen as cringey a good chunk of the internet. Just like everything else I’ve ever liked, apparently.
Like…really. I know I’m two years away from being an adult, but I’m still technically a fucking kid!!! I still want to have fun!!!!!! Let me enjoy my shit in peace, dammit!!!! So what if I watch grown men scream at video games? Sometimes it’s funny to me! So what if I like a cartoon about magical ponies? It’s cute and sometimes it has very good messages!! So what if I like a video game about underground monsters and pacifism?? So what if my special interest is a cartoon about magical gay aliens??? So what if my favorite video game series is Sonic the Hedgehog???? So what if I self-ship or ship my OCs with canon characters sometimes????? Why the fuck do you care!!!!!!!!! It’s my life!!!!!!! Not yours!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you fucking shaming people for the things they like!!!!!!!!!! And why especially are you doing it to children and teenagers!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off and get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u know what’s the “funniest” bit about johnlockers calling ppl who ship sherlock with irene (or any woman) homophobic? most of them are straight girls who know shit all about the community (and therefore shouldn’t bloody comment on things like homophobia because they have NO CLUE). it’s the same thing in every fandom - the straight girls ship the male gay ship (that is neither canon nor gay) and then they hate on all the women that are “getting in the way” of their ship becoming canon. then they disguise this hatred as “concern” for the LGBT community.
you know what? fuck the hell off. i am actually gay and a woman and this pisses me off more than you can even imagine. in fact, it is so goddamn disrespectful. you do not give a damn about the community and you sure as hell do not care about poor irene adler being forced into “heteronormativity” (you don’t even know what that truly means, shut up) (also - it’s totally not what is happening there AT ALL) - all you care about is your damn ship. and no - i have nothing against people shipping sherlock with john or god knows who else, but this behavior.. it’s disgusting. and selfish. because not only do you use a vulnerable community to mask your awful behavior as concern, no, this also always comes with hatred/dislike/disrespect towards basically all the women on a show. or at least those who dare to interact with one or both parts of ~your ship~ and therefore get in the way of your fantasy. and this is honestly the biggest give-away, because gay/queer women would NEVER. we don’t do this shit. so, god, this shit show after season 4, johnlock-shippers claiming to be hurt, because “their” community got hurt.. shut the fuck up. you’re just pissed your ship ain’t canon and that’s it. and this is cool, really, but drop the act. thank you very much.
and one last thing, alright. like i said - i am as gay as it gets. and i can tell you one thing - lesbians are (usually.. basically.. JUST ARE) not interested in m/m pairings. cos, you know, WE LIKE WOMEN. (especially irene adler ugh damn.) not just sexually. (but of course also very much sexually). we find them interesting. more interesting than men - much more. we obviously support all the gay couples (sherlock and john aren’t a couple, kthx), but when it comes to shipping.. and reading fanfics.. and headcanons.. so - fantasies etc - we’re not gonna go and fantasize about two men fucking. or, you know. being romantically involved. so you can be damn sure that the big big majority of the johnlock-fandom are for sure not gay/queer women. which is - to bring all that to a somewhat sense-making conclusion - why it pisses me off so immensely that they dare to use the queer community for their dumb ass “reasoning”. leave us the hell out of that. and holy hell leave the women of that show and those shipping sherlock (or john) with women alone. god damn. or i’ll beat your asses, man, i swear.
Yoi fans are so fucking annoying. No your shitty fan service anime that fetishes mlm relationships did not make history. No your shitty forced ship is not gay representation. Shut the fuck up and stop going around disrespecting other anime, LGBTQ+ people and other matters. It’s embarrassing.
Hi. Thank you for creating this blog. It’s very cool.
I’m typing this thing up because I have some…feelings. I don’t know, this feels awkward but I wanna say it.
I’m a Hook fan (not a stan, get out). I think he’s super attractive and a great villain. He doesn’t have magic and I don’t think he’s a great manipulator, but he’s compelling in his own right, entertaining, and I think he has awesome chemistry with a lot of characters. I loved the idea of a pirate bastard who looks out for number 1 being in the cast, even for a little while. I was excited.
That isn’t to say I approve of his behaviour and attitudes. I think they’re gross as fuck and not romantic or appropriate (I feel like shit I have to make this clear, but I’ll get to that). I do not think he’s interesting as a romantic character, he’s a walking poster boy for toxic masculinity, he ignores consent and feels justified in chasing women like they’re some kind of conquest, etc. When he’s treated like a villain, all of this is fine and dandy, because a bad person is perpetuating these attitudes, so hopefully people realize that bad people do this shit.
Not the case now. I hate this Hook. Or, rather, how his character is written and framed. If you’re going to treat a character as redeemed and heroic, fucking show it instead of telling us over and over again with nothing to show for it. Stop trying to make me feel bad for him when he gets beat up by Hades for no reason. If he’s going to die 3 times, have him stay fucking dead. If he wants to be a better person, show him doing good things without the expectation of a reward!!! It’s not fucking hard!!!
I hate CS. It destroyed both Emma and Hook. All of a sudden Hook’s links to Rumple, Belle, and Neal essentially evaporated because suddenly he was madly in love with the blonde pair of legs that happened to walk by. I found him most compelling when he really played the Captain Hook to Rumple’s crocodile, and I was looking forward to a Hookfire relationship where Neal and Hook potentially patch things up because, I would think, Hook feels guilty about what he did to him in Neverland. Like the foundation was there! There was so much to work with!
And if he had to be a love interest for someone, you could put him with literally anyone that wasn’t Emma because he seems to have great chemistry with everyone but Jennifer Morrison (seriously, how). I love Hooked Queen and Golden Hook and Tinkerhook and Captain Charming and pretty much every ship having to do with Hook, and almost all of them could have happened in the show. (Note: I love SQ with every fibre of my being, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like Swanfire and didn’t want them to happen. They were great, and will be forever superior to CS.)
Hook stans make me hate one of my favourite characters. I hate that. They can’t stay in their own fucking lane and enjoy their fave character/ship without bothering other people, and I’m tired of it. They can’t even offer good arguments, and instead shit all over other characters because all they can do is deflect (Regina is an evil murdering rapist! Rumple is evil and abusive! What about justice for their victims!!! Ugh, shut up. We already discussed this). They can’t answer why Hook can get away with killing Merlin, or why he almost killed Emma and her entire family, why he deserved to be brought back to life when he did nothing to contribute to Hades’ defeat, or why Hook took the shears and hid them from Emma. Like…this is shitty behaviour. Why can’t these people admit that without trying to explain it away???
Being the Dark One doesn’t excuse bad decisions, or else Rumple can’t be held responsible for the things he’s done. A bad childhood doesn’t excuse bad decisions, or else Regina and Rumple can’t be blamed for what they’ve done either. Deciding not to kill someone at the last second doesn’t make you a hero when you orchestrated their death and the deaths of their entire family out of revenge. Being rewarded for doing nothing doesn’t make a hero; it makes a loser who is willing to let everyone else do the work and reap the rewards. It’s ludicrous that people say he’s redeemed when he’s lazy and weak and still does shitty things because he believed his own hand possessed him!!!Stop this!!!
Anyway, that’s just my little vent. I love Hook. I really do. There’s a lot of great things they could have done with the character, including a proper redemption (if they wanted to go that route), and he has some very interesting relationship dynamics with a lot of characters. I also love the idea of him being an “Homme Fatale” (shoutout to @mathildia for that awesome meta), or a closeted queer man stuck in this idea of performing toxic masculinity and heterosexuality because that’s what’s expected of him. There’s so much potential!!! Instead he’s the designated white fuckboy who is slowly taking over a show about women and destroying an amazing female character from the inside out. I’m tired of it.
hello yes i just finished lord of the flies (and then watched the 1963 movie immediately afterwards) & i rlly luv piggy so im gonna yell abt Just Piggy Things™
even if no one cares
piggy’s the first character we’re introduced to, after ralph ofc, so that means we’re supposed to get attached, and boy did i get attached..
the fact that he’s been called mean nicknames so long that his real name doesnt matter to him?? he doesnt care what hes called?? poor thing wtf??? hes like eleven hes too little for this
the Flashing Anime Glasses. especially the one w the fire when he starts laughing maniacally. same.
im talking about: “then he laughed so strangely that they were hushed, looking at the flash of his spectacles in astonishment.”
also: “’i got the conch,’ said piggy, in a hurt voice. ‘i got a right to speak.’” let him speak hes the only damn reasonable one. also stop hurting him hes been hurt enough goddamnit
k but how much he loves ralph? and ralph is annoyed by him??? but then later he confides in him & cries over him & their friendship is my fav in the book so. they bond it just takes a while. but piggy was always good to ralph awe
“i was with him when he found the conch. i was with him before anyone else was.” he finally made a friend dont u take him from him ;-;
k speaking of the conch, in the first movie, his laugh when ralph’s blowing the horn for the first time??? aw??? a rare moment of joy in that sad ass movie??
‘63!film piggy is the sweetest & cutest i lob him. ‘90!film piggy was annoying as shit tho i refuse to talk about him.
in the ‘63!film when he puts his hands on his hips when jack says “shut up fatty” and then hides behind the tree when they all laugh at him.
god in the book it’s easy to forget theyre actual babies but with the movie u cant possibly forget and theyre so cute but defenseless it’s so sad
i kno these actors r like 70 or dead now but i wanna go back in time & give them a hug. especially piggy cuz hes a pouty chubby bub gOD IM SO SAD
one last note on the film before i get back to the book: the movie rlly encompassed how awkward i imagined piggy to be & i luv that. also his story time abt camberly was adorable + educational (for me, anyway)
how hurt he is when ralph tells the other boys his name, poor thing ugh :(
“’let him have the conch!’ shouted piggy. ‘let him have it!’” yes stand up for poor lil mulberry child
“piggy knelt by him, one hand on the great shell, listening and interpreting to the assembly.” hes so fuckin sweet??? hes like the mom of the island hes so nice to the littluns i luv him
and when he gets upset over the mulberry boy probably bein killed in the fire :’( hes the most sensible and the most empathetic of all the other boys. what a cinnamon roll. unproblematic fav. true neutral. 10/10. the best boy.
my second favorite line in the whole book: “then, with the martyred expression of a parent who has to keep up with the senseless ebullience of the children, he picked up the conch, turned toward the forest, and began to pick his way over the tumbled scar.” tired mama piggy lmao
he wants to make a sundial?? hes so smart aw
piggy thinking ralph’s patronizing smile was a friendly one :( :( he just wants a friendddd hes so naive & sweet im sadddd
i think it’s implied most of the other boys (particularly the choir boys & ralph) are from a nicer, more upper class part of england, &, despite his intelligence, piggy’s more lower class, judging by his cockney-esque accent (his use of ‘them’ instead of ‘those’, etc.) and also “piggy was an outsider, not only by accent, which did not matter…” idk why this is cute i dunno
“piggy arrived, out of breath and whimpering like a littlun.” me in pe. but also poor thing ;-;
“piggy sniveled and simon shushed him as though he had spoken too loudly in church.” i interpreted shushed as, like, consoled, more than, like, ‘quit crying, ya baby’, which was more what he was doing, but still…first of many cute piggy & simon interactions. i’d ship them but theyre like twelve so nah. but they cute as buddies
“this was too bitter for piggy, who forgot his timidity in the agony of his loss. he began to cry out, shrilly: ‘you and your blood, jack merridew! you and your hunting! we might have gone home-’” this hurts because if jack hadn’t gone hunting, they may have been rescued before simon or piggy died :( :( :( horrible vague foreshadowing
simon getting piggy’s glasses for him when jack throws em ;-;
simon giving his piece of meat (not a euphemism, goddamnit) to piggy.. god simons so sweet hes my second fav
“only, decided ralph as he faced the chief’s seat, i can’t think. not like piggy…he could go step by step inside that fat head of his, only piggy was no chief. but piggy, for all his ludicrous body, had brains.” why does ralph resent piggy sm. it’s like it psychically hurts him to compliment him, even just in his own head. jeez. just cuz someones fat doesnt mean they cant be smart?? the 50s were weird
“piggy came and stood outside the triangle. this indicated that he wished to listen, but would not speak; and piggy intended it as a gesture of disapproval.” aka ‘i’m mad at everyone so im gonna stand two feet away & glare at you all’ aw haha
when he tiptoes onto the triangle cuz hes done w his protesting ahaha aw
“piggy held out his hands for the conch but ralph shook his head.” idk i thought the mental image was cute. “gimme pls” “nuh uh”
what he says about the beast & life being scientific…me & piggy would be buds if he was real lmao
“ralph nodded to piggy. ‘go on. ask him.’ piggy knelt, holding the conch. ‘now then. what’s your name?’ the small boy twisted away into his tent. piggy turned helplessly to ralph..” honestly piggy & ralph are the mom & dad of the colony (jack being the asshole uncle) it’s so cute
“’that’s a clever beast,’ said piggy, jeering, ‘if it can hide on this island.’” sarcastic piggy is sarcastic
more sarcastic piggy earlier in the book: “you got your small fire all right” i lob him
indignant & shrill piggy… and his quote: “’what are we? humans? or animals? or savages?’” honestly lowkey want that tattooed
i fuckin hate jalph but admittedly jack’s jealous lil “’that’s right–favor piggy as you always do.’” is salty & gay lmao
the whole three blind mice convo…i luv
particular highlight in that scene: “’i’m scared of him,’ said piggy, ‘and that’s why i know him. if you’re scared of someone you hate him but you can’t stop thinking about him. you kid yourself he’s all right really, an’ then when you see him again; it’s like asthma an’ you can’t breathe. i tell you what. he hates you too, ralph—’” POOR BABYYY
also “’i know about people. i know about me. and him. he can’t hurt you: but if you stand out of the way he’d hurt the next thing. and that’s me.” IN THE END ROGER’S THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM UGH :(
“’keep piggy out of danger.’” YOU ASSHOLES LET HIM DIE
piggy holding his breath until his asthma acts up & then the boys just leave him??? what dicks
“jack cleared his throat and spoke in a queer, tight voice. ‘we mustn’t let anything happen to piggy, must we?’” AND THEN YOU LET HIM D I E U SALTY BITCH QUIT IT
“piggy put on his one glass and looked at ralph. ‘now you done it. you been rude about his hunters.’ ‘oh shut up!’” why dont more ppl ship them?? compared to jalph theres nothing??? theyre like a married couple it’s precious. like i said - mom & dad of the island.
piggy getting braver & being more of a leader once jack leaves!!! im proud of him!!
“he [simon] sought for help and sympathy and chose piggy” k the two most humane & sympathetic kids on the island, and the two doomed ones, gravitate towards each other & look out for each other & it so sadd
piggy being “so full of pride in his contribution to the good of society” he didnt deserve his fate he was so good im so sad
samneric & piggy making a little mini feast for them?? thats so cute???
also “piggy broke into noisy laughter and took more fruit. ‘he might be.’ he gulped his mouthful. ‘he’s cracked’.” piggy u get teased for bein different why would u tease simon (behind his back too) for bein diffrent u hypocrite. noisy laughter tho aw
piggy & ralph laying by the fire & talking…ralph didnt deserve piggy honestly he wasnt even grateful until the very end for such a good friend in such a horrible situation??? ugh
“when he understood how far ralph had gone toward accepting him he flushed pinkly with pride” see? good friendship. piggy just wanted a friend & to be considered valuable. and ralph finally started appreciating him
“piggy took off his glasses, stepped primly into the water, and then put them on again.” prim: stiffly formal and respectable; feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper. idk why this is funny to me
when he gets annoyed and starts slapping the water & yelling. temper tatrum lmao. dont blame him
“piggy stirred the sand under water and did not look at ralph. ‘p’raps we ought to go too.’ ralph looked at him quickly and piggy blushed. ‘i mean–to make sure nothing happens.’ ralph squirted water again.” they’re so fuckINGN CUTE
“piggy touched ralph’s wrist. ‘come away. there’s going to be trouble. and we’ve had our meat.’“ SO MUCH OF THIS STORY WOULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE OTHER BOYS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO PIGGY
“ralph sat down in the grass facing the chief’s seat and the conch. piggy knelt at his left, and for a long minute there was silence.” i luv their dynamic sm. ruler & adviser. no questions asked. ultimate loyalty. so good.
piggy trying to be all rational about simon while ralph freaks out…what a scene. also i luv how awkward their convo w samneric immediately after is
piggy wants to be rescued most and hes the one whos killed!!!! bullshit!!!! justice for piggy!!!
when ralph says piggy should write a letter to his auntie & he takes it serious & ralph laughs & piggy doesnt get it. awe.
the scene where they take his glasses ;-; u made my boi piggy hav an ass-mar attack u monsters,
PIGGY GETTIN ALL BADASS & DETERMINED & TALKING ABOUT WHAT HES GONNA TELL JACK
“he held out the conch to piggy who flushed, this time with pride” and then “piggy sought in his mind for words to convey his passionate willingness to carry the conch against all odds.” the conch is the only constant on the island, the only dependable thing he has besides ralph, so hes so invested in it, hes pretty much deemed himself the caretaker of the conch, and it dies with him…
the scene where piggy reassures ralph & it says “the twins were examining ralph curiously, as though they were seeing him for the first time” is probably my fav scene in the entire book…it just really shows, in a couple of lines, the characters that ralph & piggy are, and what their relationship is like, and why they’re a partnership throughout the whole book. fantastic.
“’am i safe?’ quavered piggy. ‘i feel awful–’” fuckin foreshadowing, i hate it. imagine being practically blind on a cliff and then, minutes later, falling to your death. god it’s terrible.
piggy crying for ralph not to leave him actually hurts like psychically in my chest. him and simon were babies??? i know it’s fiction but kids are the sweetest things, not even fictional kids deserve to be killed so mercilessly??? im so fuckin sad
his last words…powerful and iconic.
i dont wanna talk about his death. im very sad
k ik it’s terrible but when he died his skull cracked open & his brain more or less fell out (”and stuff came out”, “with his empty head”), and thats p macabre but it’s also symbolic and genius bc when roger killed him he also took away the only thing he had going for him, the only thing that gave him superiority over the others - his intelligence. his brain.
of course, have to end on: “ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy.” cue me shutting the book, hugging it to my chest, and sobbing
In one world, Felix stabs Tucker, and Tucker stands back up. In one world he endures phantom pain and scar tissue and nightmare, but he survives, and continues to survive, and be a survivor. He learns his way around soldiers and death and can smile at it, the same way he smiles at his friends. He lives and he stands beside Washington as they face a new enemy, in one world.
ugh why do ppl ship dirkroxy its QUEER ERASURE n gROSS ew
YA IK RIGHT LMFAO IDIOTS FUCK DIRKFEM DIRKS SOOO GAYYY HE LIKES IT UP DA BUTTHOLE LOVEEES JAKE LOL
why do people like dirkjake. its abusive. jake led dirk on and dirk wanted to change jake into what he wasnt. dirk only fell in love with the idea of jake. the relationship was toxic and just created problems no one needed
GO FUCK YOURSELF OMG CALM DOWN JUST BC U DISLIKE A SHIP DOESNT MEAN U HAVE TO SHIT ALL OVER IT. UGH UR SO RUDE. DINT GET UR PANTIES IN A FUCKIN KNOT. THEY WERE IN LOVE. HOW WAS IT ABUSIVE???? UGH YOU HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT. STOP SHIPBASHING