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I Love You

Hiccup may be the Pride of Berk, but what if not everyone sees him like that? When a visiting tribe with a nasty group of bullies show up on Berk, five very protective teens will teach them why you don’t mess with the dragon riders.

Written because I hit 300 followers! Thanks so much, guys!

(Yes, the title is I Love You. Don’t ask.)

“I’m nervous.”

“No, really?” Snotlout drawled sarcastically from the chair he was sitting in. Astrid made a motion at him to cut it out, and continued to braid Hiccup’s hair.

“Hiccup, it’s fine. It’s just one peace treaty. Your dad just wants you to be there,” she said soothingly, enjoying the hair between her fingers.

“I know. But the youths never like me. Every time they visit” He pulled away from her hands, only to bury his face in her neck. “Why would they like me now?”

Fishlegs smiled at the sight. “Why wouldn’t they? Come on, what was the worst they did to you, call you skinny?”

Astrid felt Hiccup’s hot breath as he murmured an assent, and she knew he was hiding his face because he didn’t really want to answer. Her neck just happened to be there, but she didn’t half mind. She turned to press a kiss to the top of his head and then looked to see the twins come in.

“Did you plant the paint bomb in Sven’s house?”

“Of course,” Ruff said smugly, “did you doubt us, Astrid?”

“No.” She started running her fingers through Hiccup’s hair as the twins sat. Tuffnut raised an eye at them, and he made a face.

“Do you guys have to do that here?” He stuck his tongue out. “I mean, I’m happy for you guys and all, but…” He stood up, and had that Tuffnut look that she had grown so accustomed to. “What about the magic of friendship?”

Fishlegs and Snotlout both laughed, and Ruffnut stood up and shook a fist at them, making them shut up immediately. She turned to Astrid again.

“He has to go, by the way. The ship is about to arrive, I saw it.”

“No,” Hiccup whined, pressing closer to her and wrapping his arms around her waist. Astrid rolled her eyes.

“Snotlout,” she said loudly, “take him there.”

“Why do I have to do it?”

Fishlegs sighed. “Because you have to be there too, Snotlout. Ergo, you’re the best one for the job.”

“Ugh, fine. Come on, princess.” He jumped up, grabbing Hiccup, who clung to Astrid childishly before she pried him off and he followed Snotlout, pouting.

Astrid smiled. The L word was on the tip of her tongue these days, but she could wait, and so could he. There was no way Hiccup L-worded her.

“So,” she said, turning back to the twins, “how exactly did you get into Sven’s house?”

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small rant

It…honestly pisses me off to no end that so many of my interests are stuff that’s considered “cringey”. Cringe culture in general pisses me off to no end.

I just want to be left in peace so I can enjoy the things that I like.

Like…for example. In the brief time in late 2015 when Undertale was my special interest, Sans was my favorite character. I wasn’t an out-of-control fan that shipped him with his fucking brother or wanted to fuck him, though. I was just a casual fan. I thought he was cute. I thought he was funny, and I could relate to him some. But then….I was told that Sans is “cringey”, and that I’m bad and annoying for liking him. Now…I can’t stand to look at him anymore. I want him to be my favorite again so badly, because he isn’t actually a bad character. He was just a victim of crazy fangirls. But…I can’t look at him the same. I look at Sans now, and all I’m reminded of is his crazy fangirls. Not the actual character for what he is.

I’m starting to worry something similar will happen with Peridot…that due to a lot of backlash against her character from recent episodes, I’ll start feeling bad for genuinely enjoying her character and how the writers have been writing her, and eventually I’ll come to resent her character. I don’t want that to happen. Ever. It may sound silly, me saying this about a cartoon character, but Peridot makes me genuinely happy. I don’t want to be told that I’m wrong for liking her. But, hey. Cringe culture. It doesn’t seem to be going away any time soon. Steven Universe is already seen as cringey a good chunk of the internet. Just like everything else I’ve ever liked, apparently.

Like…really. I know I’m two years away from being an adult, but I’m still technically a fucking kid!!! I still want to have fun!!!!!! Let me enjoy my shit in peace, dammit!!!! So what if I watch grown men scream at video games? Sometimes it’s funny to me! So what if I like a cartoon about magical ponies? It’s cute and sometimes it has very good messages!! So what if I like a video game about underground monsters and pacifism?? So what if my special interest is a cartoon about magical gay aliens??? So what if my favorite video game series is Sonic the Hedgehog???? So what if I self-ship or ship my OCs with canon characters sometimes????? Why the fuck do you care!!!!!!!!! It’s my life!!!!!!! Not yours!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you fucking shaming people for the things they like!!!!!!!!!! And why especially are you doing it to children and teenagers!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off and get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTS starring as the centre of your world - when you have a crush them Pt.5
  • You: Mochi.
  • Jimin: Yes?
  • You: You replied!
  • Jimin: 😂 Of course I did.
  • You: Are you still mad at me for teasing you about Jikook?
  • Jimin: Please shut up.
  • Me and Jungkook are not a thing.
  • You: Yes you are.
  • Jimin: If you ever mention it again I swear I'll never talk to you again.
  • You: Don't be mean.
  • You're so cute with Jungkook, though. He's tall and you're short...
  • Jimin: I'm still taller than you though! By 6 centimetres!
  • You: Yeah, that and 2 millimetres.
  • Jimin: Exactly! So why am I short?
  • You: Because you're a lot shorter compared to Jungkook, not me...?
  • Jimin: Ugh!
  • Just stop shipping me and Jungkook!
  • You: [I ship you with me, actually]
  • Ha, in your dreams.
  • Jimin: In my dreams I would be talker than Jungkook.
  • You: You're just jealous that he was born in Busan first.
  • Jimin: No, I was!
  • I'm older than him!
  • Y/N, are we friends or not? Why are you on his side?
  • You: Because you're so damn cute when you're all riled up like this!
  • Jimin: 😳
Why I Hate Hook (As a Hook Fan)

Hi. Thank you for creating this blog. It’s very cool.

I’m typing this thing up because I have some…feelings. I don’t know, this feels awkward but I wanna say it.

I’m a Hook fan (not a stan, get out). I think he’s super attractive and a great villain. He doesn’t have magic and I don’t think he’s a great manipulator, but he’s compelling in his own right, entertaining, and I think he has awesome chemistry with a lot of characters. I loved the idea of a pirate bastard who looks out for number 1 being in the cast, even for a little while. I was excited.

That isn’t to say I approve of his behaviour and attitudes. I think they’re gross as fuck and not romantic or appropriate (I feel like shit I have to make this clear, but I’ll get to that). I do not think he’s interesting as a romantic character, he’s a walking poster boy for toxic masculinity, he ignores consent and feels justified in chasing women like they’re some kind of conquest, etc. When he’s treated like a villain, all of this is fine and dandy, because a bad person is perpetuating these attitudes, so hopefully people realize that bad people do this shit.

Not the case now. I hate this Hook. Or, rather, how his character is written and framed. If you’re going to treat a character as redeemed and heroic, fucking show it instead of telling us over and over again with nothing to show for it. Stop trying to make me feel bad for him when he gets beat up by Hades for no reason. If he’s going to die 3 times, have him stay fucking dead. If he wants to be a better person, show him doing good things without the expectation of a reward!!! It’s not fucking hard!!!

I hate CS. It destroyed both Emma and Hook. All of a sudden Hook’s links to Rumple, Belle, and Neal essentially evaporated because suddenly he was madly in love with the blonde pair of legs that happened to walk by. I found him most compelling when he really played the Captain Hook to Rumple’s crocodile, and I was looking forward to a Hookfire relationship where Neal and Hook potentially patch things up because, I would think, Hook feels guilty about what he did to him in Neverland. Like the foundation was there! There was so much to work with!

And if he had to be a love interest for someone, you could put him with literally anyone that wasn’t Emma because he seems to have great chemistry with everyone but Jennifer Morrison (seriously, how). I love Hooked Queen and Golden Hook and Tinkerhook and Captain Charming and pretty much every ship having to do with Hook, and almost all of them could have happened in the show. (Note: I love SQ with every fibre of my being, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like Swanfire and didn’t want them to happen. They were great, and will be forever superior to CS.)

Hook stans make me hate one of my favourite characters. I hate that. They can’t stay in their own fucking lane and enjoy their fave character/ship without bothering other people, and I’m tired of it. They can’t even offer good arguments, and instead shit all over other characters because all they can do is deflect (Regina is an evil murdering rapist! Rumple is evil and abusive! What about justice for their victims!!! Ugh, shut up. We already discussed this). They can’t answer why Hook can get away with killing Merlin, or why he almost killed Emma and her entire family, why he deserved to be brought back to life when he did nothing to contribute to Hades’ defeat, or why Hook took the shears and hid them from Emma. Like…this is shitty behaviour. Why can’t these people admit that without trying to explain it away???

Being the Dark One doesn’t excuse bad decisions, or else Rumple can’t be held responsible for the things he’s done. A bad childhood doesn’t excuse bad decisions, or else Regina and Rumple can’t be blamed for what they’ve done either. Deciding not to kill someone at the last second doesn’t make you a hero when you orchestrated their death and the deaths of their entire family out of revenge. Being rewarded for doing nothing doesn’t make  a hero; it makes a loser who is willing to let everyone else do the work and reap the rewards. It’s ludicrous that people say he’s redeemed when he’s lazy and weak and still does shitty things because he believed his own hand possessed him!!!Stop this!!!

Anyway, that’s just my little vent. I love Hook. I really do. There’s a lot of great things they could have done with the character, including a proper redemption (if they wanted to go that route), and he has some very interesting relationship dynamics with a lot of characters. I also love the idea of him being an “Homme Fatale” (shoutout to @mathildia for that awesome meta), or a closeted queer man stuck in this idea of performing toxic masculinity and heterosexuality because that’s what’s expected of him. There’s so much potential!!! Instead he’s the designated white fuckboy who is slowly taking over a show about women and destroying an amazing female character from the inside out. I’m tired of it.

Thank you.

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I don’t think this needs any added commentary. 

bzzt

hello yes i just finished lord of the flies (and then watched the 1963 movie immediately afterwards) & i rlly luv piggy so im gonna yell abt Just Piggy Things™ even if no one cares

  • piggy’s the first character we’re introduced to, after ralph ofc, so that means we’re supposed to get attached, and boy did i get attached..
  • ass-mar
  • the fact that he’s been called mean nicknames so long that his real name doesnt matter to him?? he doesnt care what hes called?? poor thing wtf??? hes like eleven hes too little for this
  • the Flashing Anime Glasses. especially the one w the fire when he starts laughing maniacally. same.
  • im talking about: “then he laughed so strangely that they were hushed, looking at the flash of his spectacles in astonishment.”
  • also: “’i got the conch,’ said piggy, in a hurt voice. ‘i got a right to speak.’” let him speak hes the only damn reasonable one. also stop hurting him hes been hurt enough goddamnit 
  • k but how much he loves ralph? and ralph is annoyed by him??? but then later he confides in him & cries over him & their friendship is my fav in the book so. they bond it just takes a while. but piggy was always good to ralph awe
  • “i was with him when he found the conch. i was with him before anyone else was.” he finally made a friend dont u take him from him ;-;
  • k speaking of the conch, in the first movie, his laugh when ralph’s blowing the horn for the first time??? aw??? a rare moment of joy in that sad ass movie?? 
  • ‘63!film piggy is the sweetest & cutest i lob him. ‘90!film piggy was annoying as shit tho i refuse to talk about him.
  • in the ‘63!film when he puts his hands on his hips when jack says “shut up fatty” and then hides behind the tree when they all laugh at him.
  • god in the book it’s easy to forget theyre actual babies but with the movie u cant possibly forget and theyre so cute but defenseless it’s so sad
  • i kno these actors r like 70 or dead now but i wanna go back in time & give them a hug. especially piggy cuz hes a pouty chubby bub gOD IM SO SAD
  • one last note on the film before i get back to the book: the movie rlly encompassed how awkward i imagined piggy to be & i luv that. also his story time abt camberly was adorable + educational (for me, anyway)
  • how hurt he is when ralph tells the other boys his name, poor thing ugh :(
  • “’let him have the conch!’ shouted piggy. ‘let him have it!’” yes stand up for poor lil mulberry child
  • “piggy knelt by him, one hand on the great shell, listening and interpreting to the assembly.” hes so fuckin sweet??? hes like the mom of the island hes so nice to the littluns i luv him
  • and when he gets upset over the mulberry boy probably bein killed in the fire :’( hes the most sensible and the most empathetic of all the other boys. what a cinnamon roll. unproblematic fav. true neutral. 10/10. the best boy.
  • my second favorite line in the whole book: “then, with the martyred expression of a parent who has to keep up with the senseless ebullience of the children, he picked up the conch, turned toward the forest, and began to pick his way over the tumbled scar.” tired mama piggy lmao
  • he wants to make a sundial?? hes so smart aw
  • piggy thinking ralph’s patronizing smile was a friendly one :( :( he just wants a friendddd hes so naive & sweet im sadddd
  • i think it’s implied most of the other boys (particularly the choir boys & ralph) are from a nicer, more upper class part of england, &, despite his intelligence, piggy’s more lower class, judging by his cockney-esque accent (his use of ‘them’ instead of ‘those’, etc.) and also “piggy was an outsider, not only by accent, which did not matter…” idk why this is cute i dunno
  • “piggy arrived, out of breath and whimpering like a littlun.” me in pe. but also poor thing ;-;
  • “piggy sniveled and simon shushed him as though he had spoken too loudly in church.” i interpreted shushed as, like, consoled, more than, like, ‘quit crying, ya baby’, which was more what he was doing, but still…first of many cute piggy & simon interactions. i’d ship them but theyre like twelve so nah. but they cute as buddies
  • “this was too bitter for piggy, who forgot his timidity in the agony of his loss. he began to cry out, shrilly: ‘you and your blood, jack merridew! you and your hunting! we might have gone home-’” this hurts because if jack hadn’t gone hunting, they may have been rescued before simon or piggy died :( :( :( horrible vague foreshadowing
  • simon getting piggy’s glasses for him when jack throws em ;-;
  • simon giving his piece of meat (not a euphemism, goddamnit) to piggy.. god simons so sweet hes my second fav
  • “only, decided ralph as he faced the chief’s seat, i can’t think. not like
    piggy…he could go step by step inside that fat head of his, only piggy was no chief. but piggy, for all his ludicrous body, had brains.”
    why does ralph resent piggy sm. it’s like it psychically hurts him to compliment him, even just in his own head. jeez. just cuz someones fat doesnt mean they cant be smart?? the 50s were weird
  • “piggy came and stood outside the triangle. this indicated that he wished to listen, but would not speak; and piggy intended it as a gesture of disapproval.” aka ‘i’m mad at everyone so im gonna stand two feet away & glare at you all’ aw haha
  • when he tiptoes onto the triangle cuz hes done w his protesting ahaha aw
  • “piggy held out his hands for the conch but ralph shook his head.” idk i thought the mental image was cute. “gimme pls” “nuh uh”
  • what he says about the beast & life being scientific…me & piggy would be buds if he was real lmao
  • “ralph nodded to piggy. ‘go on. ask him.’ piggy knelt, holding the conch. ‘now then. what’s your name?’ the small boy twisted away into his tent. piggy turned helplessly to ralph..” honestly piggy & ralph are the mom & dad of the colony (jack being the asshole uncle) it’s so cute
  • “’that’s a clever beast,’ said piggy, jeering, ‘if it can hide on this island.’” sarcastic piggy is sarcastic
  • more sarcastic piggy earlier in the book: “you got your small fire all right” i lob him
  • indignant & shrill piggy… and his quote: “’what are we? humans? or animals? or savages?’” honestly lowkey want that tattooed
  • i fuckin hate jalph but admittedly jack’s jealous lil “’that’s right–favor piggy as you always do.’” is salty & gay lmao
  • the whole three blind mice convo…i luv
  • particular highlight in that scene: “’i’m scared of him,’ said piggy, ‘and that’s why i know him. if you’re scared of someone you hate him but you can’t stop thinking about him. you kid yourself he’s all right really, an’ then when you see him again; it’s like asthma an’ you can’t breathe. i tell you what. he hates you too, ralph—’” POOR BABYYY 
  • also “’i know about people. i know about me. and him. he can’t hurt you: but if you stand out of the way he’d hurt the next thing. and that’s me.” IN THE END ROGER’S THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM UGH :(
  • “’keep piggy out of danger.’” YOU ASSHOLES LET HIM DIE
  • piggy holding his breath until his asthma acts up & then the boys just leave him??? what dicks
  • “jack cleared his throat and spoke in a queer, tight voice. ‘we mustn’t
    let anything happen to piggy, must we?’”
     AND THEN YOU LET HIM D I E U SALTY BITCH QUIT IT
  • “piggy put on his one glass and looked at ralph. ‘now you done it. you been rude about his hunters.’ ‘oh shut up!’” why dont more ppl ship them?? compared to jalph theres nothing??? theyre like a married couple it’s precious. like i said - mom & dad of the island.
  • piggy getting braver & being more of a leader once jack leaves!!! im proud of him!!
  • he [simon] sought for help and sympathy and chose piggy” k the two most humane & sympathetic kids on the island, and the two doomed ones, gravitate towards each other & look out for each other & it so sadd
  • piggy being “so full of pride in his contribution to the good of society” he didnt deserve his fate he was so good im so sad
  • samneric & piggy making a little mini feast for them?? thats so cute??? 
  • also “piggy broke into noisy laughter and took more fruit. ‘he might be.’ he gulped his mouthful. ‘he’s cracked’.” piggy u get teased for bein different why would u tease simon (behind his back too) for bein diffrent u hypocrite. noisy laughter tho aw
  • piggy & ralph laying by the fire & talking…ralph didnt deserve piggy honestly he wasnt even grateful until the very end for such a good friend in such a horrible situation??? ugh
  • when he understood how far ralph had gone toward accepting him he flushed pinkly with pride” see? good friendship. piggy just wanted a friend & to be considered valuable. and ralph finally started appreciating him
  • piggy took off his glasses, stepped primly into the water, and then put them on again.” prim: stiffly formal and respectable; feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper. idk why this is funny to me
  • when he gets annoyed and starts slapping the water & yelling. temper tatrum lmao. dont blame him
  • piggy stirred the sand under water and did not look at ralph. ‘p’raps we ought to go too.’ ralph looked at him quickly and piggy blushed. ‘i mean–to make sure nothing happens.’ ralph squirted water again.” they’re so fuckINGN CUTE
  • piggy touched ralph’s wrist. ‘come away. there’s going to be trouble. and we’ve had our meat.’“ SO MUCH OF THIS STORY WOULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE OTHER BOYS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO PIGGY
  • ralph sat down in the grass facing the chief’s seat and the conch. piggy knelt at his left, and for a long minute there was silence.” i luv their dynamic sm. ruler & adviser. no questions asked. ultimate loyalty. so good.
  • piggy trying to be all rational about simon while ralph freaks out…what a scene. also i luv how awkward their convo w samneric immediately after is
  • piggy wants to be rescued most and hes the one whos killed!!!! bullshit!!!! justice for piggy!!!
  • when ralph says piggy should write a letter to his auntie & he takes it serious & ralph laughs & piggy doesnt get it. awe.
  • the scene where they take his glasses ;-; u made my boi piggy hav an ass-mar attack u monsters,
  • PIGGY GETTIN ALL BADASS & DETERMINED & TALKING ABOUT WHAT HES GONNA TELL JACK 
  • he held out the conch to piggy who flushed, this time with pride” and then “piggy sought in his mind for words to convey his passionate willingness to carry the conch against all odds.” the conch is the only constant on the island, the only dependable thing he has besides ralph, so hes so invested in it, hes pretty much deemed himself the caretaker of the conch, and it dies with him…
  • the scene where piggy reassures ralph & it says “the twins were examining ralph curiously, as though they were seeing him for the first time” is probably my fav scene in the entire book…it just really shows, in a couple of lines, the characters that ralph & piggy are, and what their relationship is like, and why they’re a partnership throughout the whole book. fantastic.
  • “’am i safe?’ quavered piggy. ‘i feel awful–’” fuckin foreshadowing, i hate it. imagine being practically blind on a cliff and then, minutes later, falling to your death. god it’s terrible.
  • piggy crying for ralph not to leave him actually hurts like psychically in my chest. him and simon were babies??? i know it’s fiction but kids are the sweetest things, not even fictional kids deserve to be killed so mercilessly??? im so fuckin sad
  • his last words…powerful and iconic.
  • i dont wanna talk about his death. im very sad
  • k ik it’s terrible but when he died his skull cracked open & his brain more or less fell out (”and stuff came out”, “with his empty head”), and thats p macabre but it’s also symbolic and genius bc when roger killed him he also took away the only thing he had going for him, the only thing that gave him superiority over the others - his intelligence. his brain. 
  • of course, have to end on: “ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy.” cue me shutting the book, hugging it to my chest, and sobbing

Listen I personally don’t like the Superman/Wonder Woman ship but that scene in Lego Batman 3 when they’re on a fancy dinner date in full costume and Superman hears the call to go to the watchtower and is like “We’ll take it to go” and Wonder Woman’s all “ugh we never get a break” was amazing.

sapphic-spook  asked:

aight - riverdale

the first character i ever fell in love with:
ngl it’s reggie mantle (i KNOW, shut up)
a character that i used to love/like, but now do not:
bready pooper
a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:
bero/nica
my ultimate favorite character™:
reggie mantle
prettiest character:
valerie brown
my most hated character:
ugh it’s between hal cooper and penelope blossom
my OTP:
if we’re talking canon it’s valarchie, but if not reggieronnie
my NOTP:
lice (gee golly i must be a heterophobe! look at my otps my dudes)
favorite episode:
1x05
saddest death:
wym death nobody died on riverdale
favorite season:
-
least favorite season:
-
character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:
b r e a d y
my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:
chuck clayton lmao
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:
archie fucking andrews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:
hmmmmmmMmmmmMMmmmMMMmm is it nasty to ship cheryl and chuck? you tell me
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship:
uMm it’s archieronnie i THINK? lmao

phichitchulanonts “also yeah I will never shut up about how PhichitXYuuri would 100% be a…”

lmao when ppl ship phichit/chris more than phichit/yuuri…. like y'all aint slick

YOI Fandom: “Idk why but I just really don’t want to see Yuuri and Phichit together romantically?? They’re better friends uwu and Phichit could 100% date ugh, *looks for first “single” white guy on cast* Chris! Yep, Chris.” 

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SHIP STOP FUCKING LOOKING IN THE TAG AND MAKING SHIP HATE LIKE A DUMBASS

I am so god damned tired of looking through the 2Doc tag and seeing ship hate. If it bothers you, okay good.

Do you want a fucking cookie?

Just ignoring the damned pairing is much more easy than taking the time out of your sorry, lonely little life to make a sorry, stupid little post about how much you can’t stand it. 

No one does this with any other ship. It’s just 2Doc because it’s ‘abuse’. 

It’s too early for me to get all philosophical and debunk that popular belief among haters that they’ve consumed and shit out stating that it’s abuse.

I swear to god if I see another fucking hate post in this tag I’m dragging ALL ships, shippers, and those idiotic nonshippers that sit on a fucking high horse thinking they can look down at the shippers for liking a particular pairing.

TL;DR: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP PUTTING HATE IN THE TAG

tmnt 2012 ships
  • apritello: UGH CAPRIL IT'S TIME FOR SOME SWITCH-UP, APRITELLO IS TOTALLY GONNA BE THE CANON SHIP
  • capril: IN YOUR DREAMS, NICK AIN'T GONNA LET BESTIALITY ON THE SHOW
  • capritello: CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
  • leorai: SHUT UP OVER THERE, WE CAN'T FIND OUT IF WE'RE INCEST OR NOT.
  • tcest: who cares?
  • miket: *celebratory dancing* SO COLD!!!
  • ramona/monael: *gross sobbing in pile of broken clocks and torn-up calendars*
  • non-shippers: *eating popcorn* i have no idea what the fuck is going on, but i like it
  • someone: i think kai has a gf bc he alwas on his phone and has driving license and also personal vehicles, and he doesn't like being followed by fans when he's outing with one of his close friends
  • people: OMG YES IT MAKES SENSE OFC HE HAS A GF OPPA HAS GF WHY /cry han river, sobbing endlessly
  • kaisoo: /whispering so close, lips almost touching the other's ear
  • kaisoo: /throwing not-so-secret glances with a kicked puppy expression if one of them plays with other members
  • kaisoo: /mentions the other's name even tho the interviewer doesn't ask about that person
  • kaisoo: /trying to catch each other attention by doing silly things - like dancing, or laughing while "accidentally" falling to the side to the other's body
  • kaisoo: /constantly touching each other - like trying to brush the other's hair but stopped bc fans screamed
  • kaisoo: /almost all the time have their bodies glued together
  • people: lol kaisoo is dead
  • someone: also remember kai said "cute person could wear cute outfit", i bet it's a sign that he has a gf
  • kaisoo: /accidentally blurted out the other is cute and ended up getting judging stare from byun baek
  • someone: oh btw exo is ungrateful to their fans and kai has ugly skin he should bleach it
  • people: OMG I BELIEVE THIS PERSON'S WORDS THEY ARE SO DAMN TRUE KAI OPPA HAS CUTE GF
  • kaisoo shippers: guys calm down, kaisoo is still alive and kai's skin is beauti-
  • people: UGH SHUT UP KAISOO SHIPPERS ARE IRRITATING AND IRRATIONAL, CAN'T YOU ACCEPT YOUR SHIP IS DEAD, YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING FOR SHIPPING TWO GROWN MEN TOGETHER. EW.

Rapunzel: I’m so bored.

Rapunzel: Wait! Oh my god, Merida, I got mail.

Merida: What is it?

Rapunzel: It’s Toothiania’s new HiJack fic!

Merida: What the hell is HiJack?

Rapunzel: Ugh, it’s the name for Hiccup Haddock and Jack Frost. They’re totally in love.

Merida: That’s a bit weird.

Rapunzel: *gasps* No it’s not! It’s meant to be!

Merida: But they’re both straight, stupid.

Rapunzel: How can you say that! Shut up. My feelings…

  • someone: ugh why do ppl ship dirkroxy its QUEER ERASURE n gROSS ew
  • everyone: YA IK RIGHT LMFAO IDIOTS FUCK DIRKFEM DIRKS SOOO GAYYY HE LIKES IT UP DA BUTTHOLE LOVEEES JAKE LOL
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: why do people like dirkjake. its abusive. jake led dirk on and dirk wanted to change jake into what he wasnt. dirk only fell in love with the idea of jake. the relationship was toxic and just created problems no one needed
  • everyone:
  • everyone: GO FUCK YOURSELF OMG CALM DOWN JUST BC U DISLIKE A SHIP DOESNT MEAN U HAVE TO SHIT ALL OVER IT. UGH UR SO RUDE. DINT GET UR PANTIES IN A FUCKIN KNOT. THEY WERE IN LOVE. HOW WAS IT ABUSIVE???? UGH YOU HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT. STOP SHIPBASHING
It's 4am and my brain won't shut up.

Got some SERIOUS Leorai on the brain.

These two will be the death of me! Dang it all.

Seriously Leo! Seriously! Going from pretty BAMF to 15 year old with a crush in a matter of seconds. UGH! Stop! You are too cute!

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE KINOICH!

SERIOUSLY! SERIOUSLY!

Ugh….. Such a freaking tease…

Vengence is Mine was full of 

AND THEN THEY CUT IT AWAY WITH OUR HEARTS!

UGH I LOVE THIS SHIP!

War Wounds

Part II.

In one world, Felix stabs Tucker, and Tucker stands back up. In one world he endures phantom pain and scar tissue and nightmare, but he survives, and continues to survive, and be a survivor. He learns his way around soldiers and death and can smile at it, the same way he smiles at his friends. He lives and he stands beside Washington as they face a new enemy, in one world.

This is not that world.

Part I.

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She remembered || Bucky Barnes

This was requested by a bunch, so due to popular demand, this is part two of Forget About The Stupid Little Things

part one


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Y/N snuggled deeper into her blanket, eyes squeezing shut as she tried to ignore the whining from the man at the foot of her bed.

“Y/N, wake up!” Bucky exclaimed, poking her in the leg repeatedly.

Y/N groaned, swatting Bucky away and curling into herself more.

“Please, Y/N, we can’t be late. I have a lot planned.”

“Ugh, just for you, Buck.” Y/N grumbled, throwing the sheets from her body and sliding out of bed.

She strolled over to her wardrobe and began to search for clothes. However she stopped when she noticed Bucky watching her, bouncing on the heels of his feet and anxiously playing with his fingers.

“Hey, Buck, calm down.” Y/N smiled at him in the mirror, pulling out her desired outfit. She turned around, showing Bucky her selected outfit “is this appropriate for what you have planned?”

Bucky’s cobalt blue eyes flickered down at the outfit before he nodded. He waved and strode out of the room, a faint grin playing on his pink lips.

Y/N smiled to herself; she was awfully fond of Bucky. She understood why she fell for him in the first place. He was possibly the wisest person Y/N knew to date and he constantly put others before himself.

She’s changed into her attire and glanced at her reflection, nodding to herself. She seemed to look okay. She tugged her hair out of her ponytail and ran her fingers through the tendrils of hair, tugging at the knots.

Y/N tugged on a pair of comfortable shoes, not knowing what Bucky had in store for her. She glanced around the room, checking if she forgot anything.

She strode out of the room, feeling giddy inside. A kaleidoscope of butterflies erupted in her stomach as she thought about what Bucky could have planned. She knew whatever it was she’d love it, because she loved everything Bucky did; she loved Bucky.


Y/N followed Bucky’s direction, indicating left like he said and continuing down a seemingly endless road. Bucky’s eyes remained fixated on the road as he pointed and instructed Y/N in the correct direction.

“Why couldn’t you have just drove us here, James?” Y/N playfully scolded, using her spare hand to hit his bicep.

Almost instantly, Bucky’s reflects kicked in and he wrapped his fingers around her wrist. He then slipped his human fingers through hers and placed their joint fingers on her lap. A faint smile formed on Y/N’s lips and Bucky tried to memorise the look of serenity on her face in that moment.


“Bucky? What turning now?” Y/N asked, coming to a slow stop. She turned her head to talk to Bucky, but his eyes were already on her.

“Oh, sorry, right.”



The pair got out of the car and began to stroll up the hill, a blanket in Bucky’s hand. Once they reached the top, Bucky placed the blanket on the grass and sat down, patting the empty space on the blanket suggestively.

Y/N hesitantly knelt beside him, watching the sky. The blue reminded her of Bucky’s eyes whenever he laughed, it was vibrant and the purest blue she’d ever witnessed. Serenity washed over her and Bucky as they fell into a comfortable silence.

“I - I brought here because this was our place and I kinda hoped that it could once more become our place again…” Bucky mumbled, not taking his eyes off the sky. “I love you and I’ll be patient. I’ll do everything I can to make you love me - I’d do it a hundred times again - and I’ll never, ever hurt you again. I love you so freaking much, Y/N.” Bucky admitted, tears springing in the corner of his azure eyes.

“Bucky…” Y/N trailed off.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.”

He began to stand up, but Y/N grabbed his wrist and tugged him back down.

“Bucky, I remember - not all of it - but I remember this. We can here on our anniversary and we sat and talked about our futures. We said we’d get married in New York and Steve would be your best man and Wanda my maid of honour. Then we’d adopt a kid or two. You said you wanted a girl so you could treat her like an absolute princess. I remember, Buck.” She sobbed, climbing onto his lap and throwing her at arms around his neck, clinging onto him.

She remembered.

“You remember…” Bucky whispered, kissing her shoulder as a display of affection. “Oh my god, you remember.”

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