ugh i need to stop crying or so help me

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀʙʏ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ!


      PREGNANCY -

❝ We’re going to be parents! ❞
❝ Did you feel him/her/them kick!? ❞
❝ Do you want to feel the baby? ❞
❝ I’m pregnant…and it’s yours. ❞
❝ Do you think I’ll make a good mother/father? ❞
❝ What are you hoping for? ❞
❝ I feel so nauseous today… ❞
❝ What should we name him/her/them? ❞
❝ How many diapers do you think we’ll need? ❞
❝ You’re crying over a puppy? ❞
❝ Is just strawberry okay? They didn’t have strawberries and cream. ❞
❝ I’ve read this book four times I’m basically an expert by now. ❞
❝ Boy or girl? ❞
❝ Wait, do we have everything on this list I found? ❞
❝ Can you put the crib together? I’m so tired. ❞
❝ This kid can come out anytime it’s ready. ❞      
❝ You’re glowing. ❞
❝ How far along are you? ❞
❝ Please don’t freak out…but I’m pregnant. I SAID DON’T FREAK OUT. ❞
❝ Hospital. Now! ❞
❝ I think that was a contraction… ❞
❝ The due date’s not until next week! ❞

     NEW BABY -

❝ S/He’s your kid before five in the morning. ❞
❝ We need to go on a diaper run again. ❞
❝ We’re out of formula–where’s the other can!? ❞
❝ Ugh, s/he spit up on my good shirt! ❞
❝ S/he won’t stop crying, I don’t know what to do. ❞        
❝ Please take him/her, I’m going to go crazy with the screaming. ❞
❝ Is it even possible for a baby to scream so much!? ❞
❝ Should they be breathing like that? ❞
❝ I need to go check on the baby. ❞    
❝ If you never put him/her down you’ll spoil him/her. ❞
❝ Daddy/Mommy’s little girl/boy! ❞
❝ Good morning, little spawn of Satan! ❞
❝ Shhh, they’re finally asleep.  ❞    
❝ Dammit, I just got them to sleep! ❞
❝ Be careful, s/he’s a hair puller…. ❞
❝ Where’s the pacifier!? ❞
❝ I can’t find his/her blanket, please help me. ❞    
❝ I’ve been up since four this morning, it’s your turn. ❞
❝ I found you and the baby sleeping in the recliner at six am and it was so precious. ❞
❝ Stroller, diaper bag, playpen, blanket, bottles, what else do we need before we go to your parents? ❞
❝ A babysitter!? Are you insane!? ❞    
❝ You’re going to spoil them. ❞    
❝ We can’t go out with the baby, that’s just asking for trouble. ❞
❝ Baby’s awake… ❞
❝ S/he’s so precious…. ❞
❝ This is our son/daughter…. ❞
❝ We make damn beautiful babies. ❞
❝ Look at his/her little feet… ❞
❝ S/he has your eyes. ❞
❝ Do not dress him/her in that! ❞    
❝ Be careful with him/her! ❞
❝ Did you remember to pack his/her toy? ❞
❝ His/her first tooth came in today. Already bit me.❞
❝ Did you hear that? That was a cough.❞           

        CHILDREN -

❝ The kids won’t stop fighting. ❞
❝ We should have another. ❞
❝ Stop giving them dessert before dinner! ❞
❝ You’re going to spoil them rotten… ❞
❝ You need to learn not to fall for the puppy dog eyes.  ❞
❝ I just love them so much!? ❞    
❝ How are we going to break the news to them that they’re getting a brother/sister? ❞
❝ Their screaming woke the baby… ❞    
❝ I’m a horrible mother/father… ❞
❝ How can you make the baby hush and I can’t? ❞
❝ Was that a word!? ❞
❝ His/her first word better not be a damn cuss word! ❞    
❝ You look exhausted. ❞
❝ First steps! First steps! ❞
❝ Watch, s/he can roll over now! ❞
❝ I don’t want anyone else watching our baby/children. ❞    
❝ They totally wanted to build the pillow fort, not me. ❞
❝ Can you manage dropping them off? ❞
❝ Damn terrible twos, right? ❞
❝ How did they outgrow their clothes so fast!? ❞   
❝ I think we make damn good parents. ❞
❝ Why are both you and the baby crying? ❞
❝ Here, I’ll watch him/her, you go relax. ❞
❝ I haven’t been able to put her/him down all morning/day/night. ❞    
❝ S/he doesn’t want me, s/he wants you! ❞
❝ S/he just ran into the coffee table, don’t worry. ❞
❝ Stop fighting with me in front of the kid/s! ❞
❝ We shouldn’t have dressed the twins in matching outfits… ❞    
❝ Can I hold him/her? ❞
❝ S/he has separation anxiety because you never put them down! ❞
❝ My mother always hoped my kids would end up like me…I’m so sorry. ❞
❝ I wouldn’t let them do ____, so they started crying. ❞  
❝ Oh, s/he’s just a little angel! ❞
❝ Hello, little one! ❞
❝ I can babysit if you’d like. ❞
❝ Guess who broke your favorite ____. ❞  
❝ Finally got him/her/them to sleep. ❞
❝ It’s your turn to put him/her/them to bed. ❞
❝ I hate bath time. ❞
❝ Can you help me with the kids for five goddamn minutes!? ❞
 
❝ I think ____ is jealous of the baby. ❞
❝ ___ just hit ___, can you do something!? ❞
❝ Is locking kids in the basement against the law!? ❞
❝ They’re cute when they’re quiet. ❞
❝ Maybe taking them to the park will let out all their energy. ❞
❝ _____ colored on the walls today… ❞
❝ Look at the mess they made again… ❞      
                     

drabble prompts♡

here’s a list of prompts for drabbles! drabbles are short scenarios that tend to be 500 words or less unlike imagines which can be 1,000+ words. drabbles are something I’ve wanted to do for a while and since lately I’ve been struggling with imagines, I’ve finally decided to give drabbles a try. So far I have 140 prompts for drabbles and I plan to add more in the future!


RULES: 

  • send me a number(s) from the list of prompts below and one of the boys! (reminder I only write for got7) If you don’t mind who I write the drabble for just let me know you want me to choose the member for the prompt.
  • you can also let me know if you want it to be fluffy, angst, or suggestive if you’d like, it isn’t necessary.

PROMPTS: 

  • “Shut up and kiss me already!” [ 1 ]
  • “Why don’t we runaway?” [ 2 ]
  • “Sometimes you make me feel so warm and happy… sometimes…” [ 3 ]
  • “You’re going to break my heart, I can sense it.” [ 4 ]
  • “Don’t you get tired from being so annoying?” [ 5 ]

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anonymous asked:

Pale or flush Gamkar?

i beG YOUR PARDON BUT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

YOU MENTION FLUSH GAMKAR TO ME ON THIS, THE DAY OF MY PALE OTP’S WEDDING.

PALE, ANON, PALEST OF THE MOST PALE GODDAMN PALE PAIRINGS THAT EVER SHOOSHED INDISCREETLY AND MADE EVERYBODY UNCOMFORTABLE PALE LIKE DIAMONDS AND STARS AND SAND AND VERY FREAKING PALE THINGS  OR METAPHORICAL BONES THAT HAVE BEEN BAKED SO LONG IN THE METAPHORICAL SUN OF VERY REAL EMOTIONAL AND ROMANTIC TURMOIL AND MUTUAL BALANCE AND NEED THAT THEY’VE BASICALLY TURNED EVEN PALER THAN REGULAR BONES THAT WERE ALREADY SUPER PALE 

DO Y OU EVERN UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD TAKE AWAY All those other quadrants

just go

leave mehere to write face-touches and tiny kisses and screaming matches that end in hugs and cuddling and talking about feelings even when it hurts so bad both of you are crying and a mutant pariah and a touch-starved orphan not knowing how to touch each other and the constant need for reassurance and mutual affection and balance and calming and the reminder tha a voice in yoru head isn’t a reason to do something and hair-petting and height difference and egregiously intimate and romantic nonsexual EVERYTHING die

I need someone to talk to so I’m going to vent here. I have an appointment tomorrow. I might be getting back on my anti depressants. Maybe that’s a good thing. I’m so fucking sad like all the time. And yeah, my life’s not even bad but fuck. And my girlfriend, well right now..I honestly don’t even know if she still wants me and my hearts breaking every day. I can see her loose interest in me. It hurts so fucking bad. I don’t know how to help her in her situation right now and I don’t know how to help myself. I’m complete shit right now. I need her and she’s not there right now. Like, I feel it. Idk what’s wrong with her and it’s worrying me and making me feel bad and ugh I’m so fucking frustrated I want to cut myself. I want all this emotional pain to go away and I just want to stop crying. I need it all to go away.