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begrudging birthday

Originally posted by midnightinparis

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENNA!!!! aka @the-jolly-tad-cooper aka @fairytalesandtimetravel aka TOTAL SWEETHEART. I had no idea it was your bday until today but there was no way I could let it go by unnoticed/celebrated, so here’s a quick(ish) fic that may or may not be based on one of your posts today. Hope you had an absolutely wonderful day because you are amazing and deserve it! Love you!

“No.”

“Yes!”

“Absolutely not.”

“It’s tradition, Emma.”

“I don’t care!”

“I’ll buy you a bearclaw.”

“And…?”

Elsa sighed. “And a hot chocolate.”

“With?”

“Cinnamon, duh.”

“Fine.” Angrily, Emma took the pin Elsa was holding and affixed to the pocket on her work-specified button up. “Happy?”

“Yes!” her friend gloated, while Emma pouted in return. “Come on, Emma; it’s the one day a year dedicated to celebrating you. And we love you. Let us.”

In all honesty, Emma kind of hated her birthday. Growing up, it was just another reminder of the anniversary of the day her parents abandoned her, and most foster parents were hard-pressed to do much more than give her a card (if they acknowledged it at all). As she got older, she’d learned it was best to try to avoid the spotlight, so ignoring birthdays became part of that.

Then she had Henry, and while she cherished his handmade cards each year, that was as far as she ever wanted it to go. But leave it to her manager, Elsa, to glean her birthdate from her employment paperwork and post it on the calendar in the grocery store’s backroom.

And now she had to wear the damn birthday pin. And it was Saturday, so there’d be a bunch of people in…including him. (Him being a subject of avoidance and obsession ever since she started working there.) Oh well, at least it wasn’t a hat; no one would notice it, right?

Wrong.

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Monday Night Cuteness (Bucky x Reader)

Request: @thatbighairgirl - Sooo college!au Bucky is studying in the library till midnight and right as he’s about to head back to his dorm he gets a text from his roomate that he has a lady friend over for the night and he’s gonna need to find somewhere else to stay so he heads over to the reader’s dorm (his best friend) and they end up bunking together in those incredibly small dorm beds. +she doesn’t have a shirt big enough for him and he ends up shirtless +quiet giggles and convo so her Roomate doesn’t wake up

Words: 1,767

Warnings: Absolutely none


Monday nights consisted of pretty basic things. 

You would do tomorrow’s classes homework assignments once you got home, that way you would have plenty of spare time once it hit six o’clock. More times than not, you would end up binge watching Netflix until midnight and then be groggy all morning. You were currently binge watching Gossip Girl, all of the drama just lured you. You had no shame in it. 

All of the lights in your dorm room were off, the only source of light was your laptop that lit up your face. It was nearing midnight, and you were already in bed decked out in your sweats and hoodie. Your roommate was already passed out on her bed across the room, you couldn’t blame her though. She had been studying hard core the past two weeks for a big test coming up. 

You fought the urge to gasp when Dan and Serena got into a small argument about Dan’s long time friend Vanessa making a reappearance after a year of living away after Dan told her he loved her. The drama was unbelievably addicting, maybe that’s why you have an obsession over Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s as well. 

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The GONERS - Part 2

Fandom: Undertale
Characters: Gaster, Papyrus, Alphys, Asgore, Sans as main POV character
Mature Rating: Body horror, character death, bad language, generally disturbing themes
Spoilers: Every game route, including game meta
Setting: Predates the start of Undertale by several years

Part 1 - Part 2 (You Are Here) - Part 3

Read on AO3 here!

Based on the Goner Theory of W.D. Gaster’s disappearance by me and @napstamuse.

Thanks so much for liking and reblogging Part 1! I can’t wait for you guys to see what’s coming next.

Part 2: In which the start of one experiment derails another, and something rocks the Underground for the first time in centuries…

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Horoscopes By Gil Hizon - Week of April 4 - 10, 2016

Spring is about getting your shit together. And also… flowers.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

You’re kind of scared shitless of what the week has in store for you. You may be awaiting a decision that could affect your life and you’re taking out your anxiety on ERRbody else. You need to check yourself immediately before you aggravate more hos. And regardless of how much you obsess about it, the decision will be the same anyway. So just chill the fuck out. You’ll cross that fucking bridge when you get thurrr.

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TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Hmm, how about instead of bulldozing your grand plan over your constituents, why not include them in carrying your vision through? Collaboration is certainly key this week, gurl, and your agenda won’t get much traction if you’re the only one pushing that shit. It would be advisable to get a lot of bitches behind your cause rather than trudging on slowly without ‘em.

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GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

Procrastination has been a key theme in your reality lately, and I’m afraid it’s time to address that shit. Could there be some personal dissatisfaction with the way things are going nowadays, or are you just feeling helpless about a certain situation? I know it’s a true “ugh” moment to even start asking these questions, but gurl, you need to get out of this rut, one step at a time.

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CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

Your optimism for your vision is oh-so powerful right now, it can carry other bitches up to your mode of thinking. You may be inspired to bring them hos along for the ride, but really, honey: this surge of inspiration is all about chu. You are due for a week of pampering yo ass physically and spiritually. You can help/mother/cater to other busted bitches another week.

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LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Before you push that button, you’ve got some more contemplatin’ to do! Sometimes, the easiest thing to do is hit send, but there’s always something to revisit regarding the pros and cons of any major decision. The only sense of urgency you’re experiencing is being brought on by you. You owe it to yourself to look at that list one more fucking time just to make sure you gettin’ it right within yoself!

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VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

As you climb higher that career ladder, you’ll find that you’re keeping more shit to yoself. There is a certain fear that exposition will harbor vulnerability and weakness; or you just don’t wanna jinx yoself. First of all, you need to get over all that shit. The truth of the matter is, honey, is that there ain’t nothin superstitious about your talent nor your efforts. Sissy that walk for all the world to see.

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LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

This week, you must allow yourself to be super-fucking-fluid about a massive load of different situations that will smack you in the ass. You’ll find that there won’t be just one way of doing things within your immediate universe. At the same time, you just don’t wanna react to everything like a tree swaying with the fucking wind. Focus. Be at ease with yourself and react with purpose, mama!

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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

You’ve been in hibernation mode, dahling, and it’s about damn time that you came out of your hole. Although there will be a quick period of adjustificating as you crawl out into the world, once you see your fellow bitches, you’ll wonder why you even questioned snapping out of your solitude. Always remember: Home is where your hos iz.

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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Why you be acting like a career-obsessed, shoulder-pad-wearing Joan Collins beeyotch in the workplace? That is so not your style. Furthermore, because of your little get-out-of-my-fucking-way realness, you’re alienating a bunch of hos who I know would be of help to you. Although work payz the billz, there is always space for a little frivolity. It’s spring, dahling! Spring the fuck out of your serious shit.

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CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Although you started this career journey with a bunch of other hos, this week is what will separate you from the bitches who are not that serious about their goals. Although there is something to be said about knowing who you are and knowing where you wanna be in the future, there is a difference between saying and spraying that shit and doing the fucking work it entails to get ahead and bitch, I think you know which one you iz.

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AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

I sense a bit of resistance within you when dealing with the current status quo. You’d rather rise above the game than play it, and I fucking get that. But here’s the thing you’re not reckonizing. There is a way to do both. It’s tricky. It’s harder. It’s just damn exhausting. But when you get to the top, you can change the game all you fucking want. And that, my dear, is what chu need to motivate yo ass.

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PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

What I like about chu is that, as your environments change, you remain one-hundred-thousand percent YOU. What that means is that other flailing, unsure-of-themselves bitches will have someone to hold on to when the world becomes cray-cray. You will be the constant them hos will look at so they won’t lose their way. You’re pretty much our only hope in finding the fucking Promised Land. No pressure or anything.

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(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shit show!)

For more Horoscopes By Gil Hizon, click here, gurl!

THE LUCKY ONE

Chapter 12

“Uhm excuse me. Elmo, opening message ka naman. Magsstart na kasi yung show."  the organizer said.

"Ha? Okay okay.” Elmo replied. “Jules, wait lang ha.” paalam niya sa akin. I nodded and watched him go up the stage and started his short message. I smiled as he stood there with confidence. As if he really was born to step on every stage on Earth and to entertain people.

“Thank you and enjoy the show.” he finished his message. He gave the microphone back to the host at saka na bumaba sa stage but he was blocked by photographers and also the owner of the clothing line he introduced.

Naiinip na ko. Ilang press people ba ang nandito at sobrang tagal matapos kausapin si Elmo? Kaurat. I stood up from my chair and started walking around until I reached the big glass door and went outside the building’s balcony. Atleast I got a bit of fresh air.

“Di ka ba nag-eenjoy sa loob?” I heard someone asked. I turned around and saw who it was. Si Enrique.

“Ha? Enjoy naman. Kaya lang I have no one to talk to eh. Kaya lumabas muna ako. Busy pa kasi si muppet.” I answered. “I mean si Elmo pala. Haha.” I said again.

“Hahaha. It’s okay. So, we haven’t known each other except for our names.”

“Haha. Yeah.”

“What do you like? I mean, saan ka nagpapakabusy? Haha. Tell me about yourself.” he asked.

“Hm. Ako? I’m the owner of Sweet Tooth. It’s a little coffee and pastry shop sa QC. Uhm. I’m the eldest sa aming 4 na magkakapatid. Yun.”

“Haha. Yun lang?”

“Yun lang.” I said. “Ikaw?”

“Well, I’ve been modelling since I was 18. I’m an only child and I like cars.” he said.

“Haha. Nice.”

“Yeah. Hm. Kayo ni Elmo? Uhm…”

“We’re bestfriends.” I answered with a smile.

“Yeah. I mean, how did you two meet?”

“Since diaper days. Haha. Bestfriends ang moms namin. And yun. We’ve been inseparable since then.”

“Oh. Grabe parehas pala tayo. Kami nung bestfriend ko naman since we were 8.”

“Haha. Oo nga pala. Asan yung bestfriend mo?” I asked him. Hindi ko pa kasi nakikita ito sa venue.

“She’s at a carshow. Car fanatic yun like me but she’s the obsessed one. Hahaha. Kaya kahit anong event ko basta may carshow, ipagpapalit ako nun.” he answered.

“Magkaiba naman pala sila ni Moe. He’s the clingy type. Gusto niya kahit nasan ako andun din siya.” I said. We both laughed at saka pa napatingin sa malayo. Then silence came. It wasn’t the awkward type. Somehow, Enrique’s company made me feel like we’ve known each other for so long.

*****

I’ve been looking all over the place but Julie is nowhere to be found.

“Uhm. Excuse me. Have you seen my date? She’s about this tall, wearing a black dress.” I said to one of the guests.

“Hm. I think I saw her went that way. Sa may balcony.” she answered.

“Ah. Thanks ha.” and I went for the big door. As I got nearer, I can see that there she really was. She was laughing as she talked to someone whom I cannot see. Maybe she found a new friend while the press blocked my way for their flash interviews. I opened the door and yeah. She did have a new friend alright. It was him. Enrique. And they looked like they’re enjoying each other’s company.

“Julie…” I called her but she doesn’t seem to hear me. “Jules.” I said again and this time I walked to them and even touched her shoulder. Napalingon siya sa akin and she looked suprise.

“Uy. Ikaw na pala yan. Sorry I wasn’t able to tell you na lalabas ako ha? Eh kasi busy ka sa press people. Di ko makuha attention mo. Haha. Ayun. Nagliwaliw ako and my feet brought me here. Tas ito namang si Quen nabore din sa loob. Yun. Nagkwentuhan na kami dito.” she explained.

“Haha. Sorry bro ha. Sinamahan ko lang si Julie kasi she looked lonely kanina.”

“Hoy hindi ah! Adik ka. Nagpapahangin lang ako dito kanina bigla kang sumulpot na parang kabute dyan eh. Hahaha.”

“Weh. Eh yung nguso mo kaya kanina ang haba. Parang skyway sa haba. Hahaha.”

“Whatever Quen!”

“Whatever Julie!” he said. Ts. Halata namang nagpapacute tong kumag na to kay Julie. Ito namang si Julie, hilig mang-entertain.

“Uhm Jules, uwi na tayo.”

“Agad? Bakit?” she asked.

“Bigla kasi akong nahilo eh. Uhm. Tara na.” I said. She looked at Enrique as if asking him if she should go. I mean come on! You guys have just known each other for 45 minutes and you’re acting as if he’s your lifesaver or something.

“Sige. Ako na bahala magsabi kay Mags. Ingat kayong dalawa okay?” Enrique said to her.

“Bye Quen. Thanks for the company. Next time ulit?”

“Yeah sure. I’ll text you.” And now they’ve exchanged numbers. Yung totoo? Gaano ba ako katagal na nawala?

“Okay. Bye!”

“Sige dude.” I said and walked ahead of Julie.

“Elmo wait!” I heard her shout as she ran after me. “Uy. Problema mo?”

“Sabi ko nahihilo nga ako diba?” I said. She was surprised at how I said those words. Napataas kasi ako ng boses and I know that she has no idea on what is wrong with me. I rubbed my eye and looked at her. “Sorry.” I said then walked towards the parking lot.

“Your fists are turning white.” I heard her say. Hindi ako kumibo so she just shrugged her shoulders and looked out the window. I focused my eyes on the road and was about to apologize again when I heard her phone rang. I took a quick glance at her and saw that she was busy texting. Smiling even. And who could it be? Obviously it’s either one of our friends or her ‘new found friend’. And I have a feeling that it’s the latter. Because she looks like a highschool girl who just got a text from a Senior. I mean, come on Julie. Kanina lang talaga kayo naging friends. And not even friends friends. You’re just acquaintances. Ugh.

Pagdating sa bahay nila ay bumaba na siya ng kotse.

“Thanks for the ride ha? Papasok ka ba?” she asked. Tumango ako and I turned the machine off and went inside with her. We sat on the sofa as we waited for Angie to bring us coffee.

“Ate ito na po. Sila Nana po pala atsaka yung mga bata sinundo ng ninang niyo kanina. Umuwi po sila sa Cebu.”

“Ah ngayon ba alis nila? Akala ko bukas pa. Di man lang ako nakapagpaalam sa kanila.” she answered sounding sad.

“Kailan balik nila?” I asked Angie.

“They’ll be staying there the whole summer. Ngayon lang kasi nakauwi yung mga pinsan namin from the States eh. Kaya gusto makabonding yung tatlo.” I nodded at her as I sipped my coffee. “Uhm…”

“I uhm…” I was interrupted by the sound of her phone ringing.

“Hello?” she answered. She excused herself and went to their garden. “Hi Quen! Haha. Yeah. Yes I’m home. Oo. Hahaha. Baliw!” I heard her say. Ts. Epal nanaman. I stood up from the couch and went out without even telling her. Gusto kong umuwi. If awhile ago, I was just pretending about my headache, ngayon mukhang totoo na. Sumakit ang ulo ko dahil kay Julie. Ts. Bwiset.

*****

“Hi Quen!”

“Hi, Julie. Just checking if you got home safe.” he asked and I couldn’t help but smile.

“Haha. Yeah.”

“So nasa bahay ka na?”

“Yes I’m home.” I answered.

“Andyan pa si Elmo?” he asked.

“Oo.”

“Okay. Kala ko pinagtaxi ka uli eh. He seemed badtrip kanina.”

“Hahaha. Baliw. Sumama kasi pakiramdam niya. He tends to be very grumpy when he’s not feeling well.” I said.

“Oh okay. Anyway, I just called to make sure you’re home.”

“Thanks.”

“Sige I have to go. Bye Julie. Next time okay?”

“Alright!” I said and hang up the phone. I chuckled as I entered the house. “Si Quen. He’s just che–” I stopped talking as I reached the living area and found it empty. Where’s Elmo?

“Ate ito na po yung cake niyo ni kuya.” Angie said.

“San si Elmo?” I asked her.

“Ha? Baka po nag-cr?” she said. I went to the comfort room and found it empty as well.

“Wala naman eh.” I said as I sat down on the sofa. “Tsk. Anong nangyari dun?” I asked myself as I dialled his number.

“The number you have dialled is out of coverage area. Please try again your call later.”

“Tsk. San kaya yun?” I said again. I began to worry on where he might be. Bigla na lang kasing umaalis nang hindi nagpapaalam.

'Nasan ka? I can’t contact you.’ I texted him. I waited for his reply pero wala.

“Tsk. Ewan ko sayo Elmo. One minute you’re all mushy and sweet then the next it’s as if I don’t exist. Bwiset ka.” I said, frustrated. I went upstairs to get ready for bed when my phone rang.

'Good night, Jules. Sweetdreams.’ it was a text from Enrique. Napangiti ako just by reading that but still, my mind is with Elmo. Di nagpaalam na aalis at hindi pa sumasagot sa texts at calls ko. My phone rang again and I looked at who it might be.

'Home. Will charge my phone. Don’t call. Talk to you tomorrow.’

I stared at his message trying to figure out what made him act like that. He’s giving me the cold shoulder and I have no idea why.

“Hay nako Magalona. Ang sakit mo sa ulo!!!”

*****

I woke up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee and bacon and waffles. I lazily stood up from my bed and walked out of my room. I was surprised to see that the table was set and there was food on it. I searched for the culprit and found her busy in the kitchen.

“Ehem.” I cleared my throat.

“Ay kabayo!” she said and looked at me. “G-good morning?” she asked as her eyes roamed from my head to my toe. I looked at myself and realized that I was only wearing boxers. No more, no less.

“Stop staring. Like you haven’t seen this and haven’t touched it already.” I said.

“Kapal ng mukha mo.” I rolled my eyes and chuckled. “I made you breakfast. Kumain ka na.” she said and went back to cooking.

“Why are you even here?” I asked her.

“Can’t I visit my bestfriend who went disappearing last night and doesn’t want me to call him and doesn’t even answer my calls?”

“I told you I don’t feel good.” I said.

“That’s why I’m here.” she said as she placed the waffles on a plate and walked towards the dining table but paused in front of me and smiled. “I’m gonna take care of you kasi alam ko nag-iinarte ka nanaman. Halika na.” she said and even pinched my nose before she continued to the table. I stood frozen as I watched her go about her business.

I couldn’t help but to feel giddy just by watching her go around my pad. Feeling ko asawa ko siya tapos pinaghahanda niya ako ng almusal. Ang sarap sa feeling. I know she does this everytime she comes here pero ewan ko. Iba ngayon eh. Or is it just me?

“Ano muppet tatayo ka na lang ba dyan? Halika na sabi. Lalamig yung coffee mo oh.” she said and dragged me to the table. I sat as she placed food on my plate and pour coffee on my mug. Then she went to my room and after a couple of minutes she went back with a shirt in hand. “Oh.” she said as she handed me the shirt.

“Gagawin ko dyan?”

“Kakainin mo. Shunga naman. Suotin mo. You know it’s bad to eat without any shirt on. Oh. Bilis na.” I wore the shirt and started eating.

“Ikaw di ka ba kakain?” I asked her. She sat beside me and sipped coffee from my cup. “Hey, get your own!” I said as I snatched my cup from her. She rolled her eyes and made a face.

“As if di tayo nagshshare sa kape.”

“Whatever.” I said and shoved waffles and bacon in my mouth so that she wouldn’t see me smiling. Yeah. Feeling schoolboy ako na kinikilig. 

“Ano ba yan. Patay gutom? Umayos ka nga!” sabi niya while wiping the side of my mouth.

“As if di ka ganito kumain.” I told her.

“Hindi naman talaga. Hahaha.” she said and snatched one bacon from my plate.

“You know, you should stop snatching my food away.”

“And if I don’t?” she asked and snatched another bacon.

“Hahalikan kita!” I yelled.

*****

“Hahalikan kita!” he said. I stiffened at his words and looked away. Nakakainis tong mokong na to. Sarap pakain sa leon minsan eh. Hay nako. I stood up and walked to his bedroom and started folding his blanket and putting his dirty clothes in the hamper.

“Jules sorry na.” I heard him say.

“Ha? For what?” I asked without looking at him.

“For what I said.”

“Ha? Sus okay lang yun. Ang adik mo.” sabi ko sa kanya.

“No. It’s not okay. Kasi nga yung situation natin ngayon di na katulad ng dati. I–”

“Moe, okay lang yun.” I told him and gave him a smile. He creased his forehead then shook his head. “Hoy. Okay nga lang eh. Ano pang inaarte mo dyan?” I said and poked his side.

“Tsk. Di nga kasi okay.” he said as he tried to stop me from poking him. “Stop it Julie.” he added.

“No. Hahaha. Okay nga lang kasi. Ang arte mo.”

“Stop it I said.” sabi niya and held me by the arms. “Stop.” I stuck my tongue out at him and laughed.

“Pikon ka na ngayon? What happened to the Elmo I knew?” I asked. “Hello! Is my bestfriend there?” I said as I knocked softly on his forehead.

“Julie…”

“Hahaha. Fine I’ll stop. Teka maglilinis na ko ng condo mo.” I said. I walked to his study table and fixed his books and other stuffs when I felt him hug me from behind. 

“Wag mo na linisin yan. Ako na mamaya.” he said softly.

“Tsk. W-wala akong tiwala sayo sa paglilinis kaya a-ako na.” I said pero di siya bumitaw sa pagkakayakap sa akin.

“Isa. Hahalikan na talaga kita.” banta nanaman niya.

“Tigilan mo ko ha. Masyado ka na. Akala ko ba– AAAAAHHHH!! ELMO PUT ME DOWN!” I cried. He was carrying me and he dropped me on his bed. Tapos he went on top of me. I was getting nervous and excited at the same time but this has got to stop as in I need a savior right now. “Hoy! Ano ba!!” I shouted.

“Ikaw nilalambing lang ang choosy mo!” he said as he rests his chin on my belly. I played with his hair and he closed his eyes.

“May problema ka ba?” I asked him. He shook his head and lied beside me. He hugged me and buried his head in my hair. “Anong wala? Look at you. Hindi ka naman ganyan dati ah. Come on Elmo. Spill.”

*****

“Anong wala? Look at you. Hindi ka naman ganyan dati ah. Come on Elmo. Spill.” she said. Yeah Elmo. What is wrong with you? Bakit ganyan ka umarte?

“Jules…”

“Hm?” she asked as she plays with my hair.

“Uhm… A-ano.”

“What? Spill na. Bagal oh.” she laughed.

“Ano kasi eh. Uhm… Paano ba?”

“Bilis na. Hindi ako magagalit kung may kasalanan ka man sa akin. Come on, muppet.”

I arranged my thoughts because I donmt want to ruin this perfect moment. Opportunity ko na 'to to tell her what I really want. Chance na to para sabihin sa kanya lahat. And maybe. Just maybe. She might feel the same way.

“Jules I have something to tell you.”

“Okay. Ano yun?” she asked and looked at me.

KKKKRRRRRNNNNNGGGG!!

“Wait Moe. Nagrring yung phone ko.” she said and stood up to get her phone sa sala. I waited for her to comeback and when she did, she was smiling so wide. As if she won the lottery.

“Moe I’m sorry. Can we talk some other time?”

“Ha? Bakit? I really need to tell you this.”

“Sorry. Next time na lang ha? I have to go.” she said and jogged out of my unit.

“Julie Anne!” I yelled.

“Clean up your condo. Okay? Next time promise.” she said and gave me a thumbs up before she disappeared to the elevator.

“What the hell. Argh!!”