im literally just avoiding hanging the laundry bc i hate hanging laundry. dan: "wheres neil?" matt: "i thought it was ur turn to watch him", neil: (hair fresh our of the shower and curly) matt: "i must ruffle the hair", wymack: "dont say anything stupid to the press" neil: "okay" matt: (getting his phone out, ready to record), can be in a room together in complete silence then its just "who would win in an arm wrestle, renee or wymack"
ugh i feel u and pl s matt lives for neil’s roasts more than anyone, he’d constantly send his other friends links to youtube compilations of neil’s best roasts like “guys look at my son, whomst i raised,”
also i love that renee and andrew’s friendship is like Deep hypotheticals, versus matt and neil’s which would be like “neil which one of us would win if we were pole vaulters?”