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5 Times When

Peter Parker x Reader~Masterlist

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Originally posted by tomhollanddaily

5 Times When Peter Parker had a completely obvious crush on you

1) He anonymously sent you a copy of your favorite book

Peter overheard you talking to one of your friends in the hallway of school. “I just cannot believe,” you were saying, “that A Tale of Two Cities is my favorite book and I don’t own a copy of it!”

Gwen, the friend by your side, shrugged. “Buy it.”

“Ugh, but that’s so much work,” you sighed. “I’d have to go all the way to the store and talk to someone to purchase it.” 

Peter closed his locker, eyeing you from the side. You had moved on from the topic, slinging your red and black checkered bag over your shoulder and walking away. 

He waved to you nervously and was delighted when you smiled to him. “Hi, Peter,” you say before continuing on. 


The following morning shocked you because there was a package inside your locker. Well, more of a present. 

It was wrapped neatly in gold paper with a ribbon on top and a note card with your name on it. 

You looked around the hallway-it was still just morning time, students still filing into the school. You supposed it couldn’t have been hard for someone to break into your locker seeing as you spend every minute you can spare by sleeping in. Who, exactly, thought it would be a good idea to start high school at seven in the damn morning? 

Either way, you hesitantly unwrapped the paper. 

You couldn’t help but squeal in delight when you saw the contents; a book! Not just any book, but your favorite book! 

You’d been talking to your friend, Gwen, about how you had yet to own a copy of it just the day before now. Perhaps she had something to do with it? 

You grinned while you held the book to your chest, retreating to class. 

Peter waved to you from his locker and you waved back. 


2) You were gushing about your crush on Spider-Man

Michelle laughed at you from her side of the table. “You’re utterly insane, [Nickname], you know that?” 

You pouted. “I’m not. I’m just saying that Spider-Man and I will probably ended up making out at some point. It’s bound it happen. I’ve read the fan-fiction on tumblr, Michelle, and I know at least one third of it was written by you.” 

She rolled her eyes when you pointed at her with a plastic spork. “Hey, so on a totally different-and normal- note, can one of my friends sit with us today?” 

You put her hand over your chest in mock terror. “You have friends other than me? That’s bull,” you laughed. 

Michelle leaned back on her cafeteria seat. “Nah, he’s a little and helpless puppy-nerd. Yo, Peter!” 

You looked back and smiled when Peter Parker made his way over. He set his bag beside yours and you pulled a seat out for him. “[Y/n], you know Parker, right?” Michelle asked, gesturing between you both. 

“Yeah, sort of,” you replied happily. “You were in my biology Freshmen year! And we have lockers close together,” you told Peter, as though he didn’t remember it himself. Trust me, he did. 

“So Peter, enlighten us both with your ever so smart nonsense,” Michelle purred, resting her chin in her elbow. “Do you think [Y/n] has a chance with Spider-Man?” 

Your eyes widened and you promptly kicked your friend underneath the table. “Why?” you hissed. 

Michelle laughed over her wince of pain. 

“Uhm. W-why would you want a…chance…with Spider-Man?” Peter asked, looking at you. “Because,” you replied slowly. “He’s-well he’s the type of guy who just-”

“Because [Y/n] has a huge crush on him,” Michelle answered for you. 

The rest of the day, Peter imagined what it’d be like for him to swoop you up in his arms while wearing his suit. 


3) He offered to be your date when yours stood you up 

The Midtown High School committee always held a party right smack in the middle of the year. It acted as a fundraiser and a survey for student interests at the same time. 

This year, the theme is super heros! Everyone that would show up was meant to be dressed as a super hero, whether real or fictional. You would get to take pictures with little kids who showed up and what not. Plus, when the photography portion is over, there would be a marathon of hero movies in the theatre of the school-food and drinks provided. 

Someone had ended up asking you out to this school event. You supposed he was cute enough. The plan was that you’d buy the tickets and he’d pay you back at the end of the night. You guys even decided to go as a super hero couple! 

So you now stood in line at your school, handing money to Gwen. Gwen is the type of girl who is in ever single club at the school so it didn’t surprise you that she is also apart of the committee. “So,” she grinned, “I hear you’re going with Dreamy Danny?” 

You blushed, looking away from her as she counted the money and tickets. “Yes, I guess.” 

“You guess?! [Y/n],” Gwen said, all serious now, “Dreamy Danny has been the number one wet dream boat for everyone ever since he transferred. I’m going to be the sister-in-law of Dreamy Danny!” 

You took the tickets from her hands. “You are not because we aren’t getting married. And Dreamy Danny isn’t all that, you know,” you grumble back. 

Gwen nodded. “Oh, yeah. I’m sorry, I forgot you were only into nerds like Spider-Man and Peter Parker.”

You wanted to scream at her to shut up. “I don’t like like Peter, okay! All I said is that he happened to be really cute and I’m happy we are starting to be friends…and Spider-Man isn’t a nerd!” you added before walking off. Gwen called out to you, something along the lines of “Nerds are so your type!” 

You tried to forget Gwen’s comment on Peter-especially since you are headed to the library to spend free period with him. 

Oops? 

He greeted you with a cute smile, as usual. He had the seat pulled out for you and you happily took it. 

“Ooh, you’re going to the fundraiser?” he asked, spotting the tickets in your hands. 

“Yep! Maybe Spider-Man will be there,” you joked. Your crush on Spider-Man became an inside joke between you guys now, since it was the first thing you two had actually talked about. 

Peter had quickly become a good friend. You enjoyed his company. 

“Are you going with Gwen?” he asked, biting into an apple. “No, Danny Rand.” 

Peter stopped in the middle of his bite. Danny Rand?! As in the guy everyone in school thought was really hot? Hell, his nickname is Dreamy Danny!

“I thought the same thing when he asked,” you admitted. “It’s all very weird. I actually thought he liked that girl, Colleen. But whatever, right? Peter, you said you’re going to the fundraiser tomorrow?”  

He opened his mouth to answer but noticed your phone light up. The number hadn’t yet been saved. 

“Oh. That’s Drea-Danny,” you say, unlocking the phone to read what he had sent. “Oh…” 

Peter leaned in towards you. “Wait, what’s wrong?” 

Your face had fallen, just a bit, and you wrinkled your nose with discomfort. “I’m getting stood up,” you announced, putting your phone face down. “And I already bought his ticket…do you want to come with me to return this?” you asked, waving the other one in your hand. 

It didn’t totally bother you; Dreamy Danny isn’t your boyfriend, anyways, and you hardly knew him, so why should it bother you? But on the other hand, you’d gotten a bit excited. Maybe the idea of having a date was why you’d been excited.

But now you’re going alone. It made you a little sad. 

“Uh, no,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “You don’t have to return it. I’ll go with you to the fundraiser,” he said, a small smile drawing the corner of his mouth up. 

You raised your eyebrows. “Don’t you already have plans?” 

He shook his head, leaning down on the table. Peter tapped his fingers on a textbook rhythmically. “No, I was going alone too. And besides, I didn’t buy my ticket yet. I’ll just pay you right now for it.” 

You held the extra ticket close to your chest. “I don’t want your money, though. I’d feel bad!” 

“Why?” Peter asked. “Wasn’t Danny Rand going to pay you back?” 

You slowly nodded your head. “Well, yes, but isn’t his family super well off? Not that you’re poor!” you quickly apologized. Peter only laughed at that. “Hey-think of it like this! I bought my own ticket, you just picked it up for me. Okay? Say ‘Okay, Peter,’” he coaxed as he switched the spare ticket in your hand for a five dollar bill. 

“Okay, Peter,” you nodded. 


4) You showed up as his superhero S/O 

Peter insisted that he should have picked you up for the fundraiser, but you told him no and he’d already been enough of a big help. Peter, you texted him, you don’t have to go out of your way to do that! I’ll meet you there, don’t worry! :)

So he waited, bouncing on the balls of his feet while playing on his phone. His costume was a Nightwing one, black and blue with his hair slicked out of his face. 

A taxi eventually rolled up and he watched curiously to see who would get out of the car. 

He almost screamed out loud when he saw your costume. 

You had decided to come to this thing as Starfire. 

STARFIRE. OF ALL PEOPLE. AND YOUR COSTUME…NO, he yelled at himself, I CAN’T LOOK AT HER THAT WAY. 

Since the event was a school function, you’d opted for a more modest take of the alien’s outfit, seeing as the comic version involved as little cloth as possible. But your hair was curled the way Starfire’s was and you looked absolutely gorgeous. 

You happily skipped over to Peter and admired his costume. “Hey! We match! You know, Nightwing and Starfire are da-”

“Yeah, I know,” Peter quickly interrupted before you could say it. Dating. 

After some chatting, you guys decided to head into the school. All Peter could think about was the fact neither of you planned this. 

What a coincidence. 


5) He saw you in an unexpected place

Summer had finally come for New York. The school year ended with Peter romantically confessing his feelings for you then giving you a hard, passionate kiss. 

Haha. Not. It’s what he would have liked to have happened, but instead you guys went back to his apartment and ate ice cream with his Aunt May. 

The intense July heat gave Peter much more of a reason to ask Mr. Stark to help him train and learn more at the facility. The air conditioning there was so cold and perfect. Not perfect for winter, anyways, but it would be just fine for this time of year. 

Tony escorted him around the place again for good measure. “Hey, so when can I meet the other Avengers?” Peter asked eagerly. “I mean, you know, officially meet them.” Peter wouldn’t call getting his ass kicked by Steven Rogers a ‘proper introduction.’ 

Tony hesitated. He wasn’t completely over the incidents with Steve-i.e the time when everyone on the Avengers split into side and tried to beat each other up-   but gave in. “I guess you can meet some of them now. Come on, kid, follow me.” 

Peter cheered to himself and followed after Tony. “You can meet a few of the softies first. You know, to ease your way into it. Let’s start with Banner.” 

Peter paled. “How is he a softie?! He-he could kill me,” Peter said quietly, as though if he said it louder he would actually die. 

“A lot of people could kill you, kiddo, but Banner won’t. You can also meet his kid. She’s about the same age as you and has some weird powers. Probably something to do with Bruce’s bio~hazardous sperm.” 

Peter wanted to point out that if Bruce did sleep with someone without a condom, his ‘bio~hazardous sperm’ would most likely kill the poor woman. 

There was a wide set of tinted glass doors, a few words of warning printed onto them. “This is our playground,” Tony explained. “The science lab. If the Big Guy is anywhere, he’s here. You wouldn’t have seen him yet, but his kid, you have. She was at the airport.” 

How could Peter forget? She pummeled him into small Spider-Boy pulp. And all because he said her mask was a bit unreasonable( his exact words were “I mean seriously, how do you breathe with that? And purple? Not a good color on you.”).

Tony pressed a few buttons and then pushed the door open. “After you,” he grinned to Peter. 

Peter stepped in, cautiously, and looked around. There wasn’t anything absolutely crazy like he’d expected. In one corner of the room there was a couch with a new looking book on the armrest and a knit blanket sprawled over the cushions. 

In another corner, a cabinet of glass beakers and other items; beside that, a door that led to a storage room-Peter thought to himself that it probably held chemicals. 

In the very center of a room was a wide table. Expensive looking computers and the same hologram screens Tony used were littered about it. Behind the table was a man with scruffy dark, graying hair. He has thin glasses sitting on the bridge of his nose, buried deep into his work.

Although that wasn’t what made Peter gasp in utter shock. 

There was a girl standing on the ceiling. 

Standing. On. The ceiling. Her hair didn’t fall out around her head, and her clothes weren’t slipping off of her that way it should have when someone is hanging upside down. She was humming to herself, occasionally doing flips and spins. She even landed perfectly back onto the surface! 

“Kiddo, Big Guy, why don’t you stop being weirdos and say hello to the guest,” Tony says. 

The girl didn’t bother to look at Tony and huffed. “Yeah, yeah,” she mumbled. Peter watched in awe at how she got down from the ceiling. She simply walked down the wall and to the floor. 

But Bruce had already moved over and blocked Peter’s view of the girl’s face. “Tony, who have you kidnapped now? He’s only a teenager.” 

“Maybe Tony should be kidnapping teenagers if you guys intend on locking me up here and raising me hidden away from society.” That voice-

And then she pushed past her dad. Her [e/c] eyes widened in complete surprise. “Peter?!” Bruce’s eyes narrowed at Peter, then. “You know [Y/n]?”

“Wait,” Tony interrupted. “You know Peter?” he asks you. “Well duh, I know Peter,” you say, though your eyes don’t stray off of your friend. “Why do you know him?” The question was directed at Peter now. He realized you had meant ‘Why do you know Mr. Stark?’

Tony proudly pat Peter’s shoulders. “Kiddo here is Spider-Man!” 

It was then that you realized not only have you once beat up your favorite hero-but also your crush.

OK BUT LIKE HOW DID WE GET SO BLESSED TO SEE OUT OTP GO THROUGH THESE INCREDIBLE THINGS BECAUSE LIKE THIS IS FUCKING EPIC ROMANCE TERRITORY AND I AM SO FUCKINGEMOTIONAL BUT LIKE OK LOOK

I LOVE EMMA SWAN LOL AND HOW HER INSTANT REACTION IS LIKE THE FUCK?

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

T B H

HER FACCEEEE SHE’S HEARING HIS VOICEEE

AND THIS ASSHOLE. I AM SO MAD AT HIM AND HIS PERFECTNESS. HE LOVES HER SO FUCKING MUCH I WILL BREAK MY KEYBOARD I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH.

AND IMMEDIATELY, LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW IF SHE’S LISTENING OR WHAT AND HE JUST HOPES. LIKE THE TIME HE GAVE UP HIS FUCKING SHIP FOR A HOPE TO SEE HER. THIS MAN LOVES HER SO MUCH, IT IS A PERMANENT ACHE UPON MY SOUL.

I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU. I WAS COMING BACK TO YOU LIKE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. HOW CAN YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH YOU ASSHOLE.

AND SHE’S LIKE IMMEDIATELY IN TEARS BECAUSE FUCK ALL SHE WAS GONNA MOVE ON. MOVE ON MY ASS TBH. SHE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO DO IT THOUGH BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING SO MUCH BUT THE RELIEF IN HER FACE AND THE TEARS AND I AM JUST A PUDDLE LEAVE ME HERE

I LOVE YOU HE SAID. HIS VOICE CRACKED AND HE’S JUST DESPERATE AND HOPING AND TELLING HER HE LOVES HER WITHOUT KNOWING IF SHE’S EVEN HEARING HIM AND IT HURTS ME SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS NONSENSE

AND HER FACE AND THE RELIEVED SOB AND THE FACT THAT SHE WASN’T WRONG TO TRUST HIM AND THAT SHE ISN’T GONNA BE ALONE AND THAT SHE WAS RIGHT IN HER LOVE AND HE LOVES HER HE LOVES HER HE LOVES HERRR

AND I’M TRYING TO GET HOME TO YOU LIKE OH MY GODDDDDD WHAT AHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME WITH YOUR VOICE AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR LOVE FOR EMMA SWAN WHAT IS THIS WHYYYY

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO SHE SAYS AND I AM JUST SO IN AWE OF THIS SCENE BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT EVEN NEAR EACH OTHER AND I FEEL THEIR LOVE AS THOUGH IT WERE A TANGIBLE THING AND I AM IN SUCH PAIN AND SO EMOTIONAL AND I CANNOT EVEN UGH I LOVE HER AND HIM AND HOW SHE LOVES HIM AND HE LOVES HER

AND THIS FACE BECAUSE HE CAN’T HEAR HER LIKE THE FUCKING LEVELS OF ANGST JUST WENT SO HIGH UP AND I AM FEELING SO MANY EMOTIONS AND IT IS WONDERFUL BECAUSE LIKE THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW A STORY HAS TOUCHED YOU BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SCREAMING RN BUT ALSO THE FUCKING FUCK HOW DARE YOU SIR? HOE DARE?

AND SHE’S TRYING TO LET HIM KNOW THAT HE IS LOVED TOO. THESE TWO LONELY HUMANS HAVE FOUND ONE ANOTHER TO LOVE AND THEY’RE STUMBLING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING BUT FUCK IF THEY DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER WITH EVERYTHING THEY HAVE AND IT MAKES ME HURT IN MY TINY HEART

LOOK AT HER FACE AND HOW MUCH SHE IS TRYING OH MY GODDD

ALSO LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR OTP HAS REACHED EPIC ROMANCE LEVELS WHEN THE BIG BAD OF THE SEASON SPECIFICALLY TARGETS ONE HALF OF YOUR OTP TO GET TO THE OTHER HALF WHILE THEY’RE BOTH FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET BACK TO ONE ANOTHER.

CAN WE FUCKING SAY EPIC ROMANCE THOUGH?

CAN WE?

IT’S AMAZING LIKE I AM IN PAIN AND YET I AM HAPPY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND I AM EXCITED TO SEE THEM FIGHT FOR EACH OTHER AND I JUST NEED A HUG

*FALLS OVER*

Friends (Part 2)

Give me feedbacks you guysssss. Like and reblog if you like this! 

I was listening to Scared To Be Lonely (x) by Martin Garrix & Dua Lipa while writing this. So many feels. Oh and I chose a random name for the VS’s model mentioned in the first part because I didn’t want to include a specific girl.

~Harry and you are friends with benefits and then you start to feel more than you should~

Pair: Harry Styles and reader.

Warning: sex mentioned and language.

This part is from Harry’s point of view.

Part 1


Harry wasn’t used to being with women like you. He had been with many before, but not a single one of them made him feel like you do. He wasn’t expecting a relationship, that was true. But it would be lying if he said he didn’t care about you. 

You and him met at a friend’s birthday party. You caught his eyes from across the room. You weren’t dressing up to stand out in the crowd but there was something about you that drew him in. He wasn’t sure if it was the confidence you showed when you talked to other people, or the way you threw your head back and laughed at a joke. He just knew that the moment your eyes caught his curious gaze from across the room and you smiled, he wanted nothing more than you naked in his bed when the sun went up. 

He found you very attractive. That was why he kept coming back for more after what supposed to be a one night stand. It wasn’t because you were the sexiest woman he’d ever laid eyes on, because most of his exes were those who appeared regularly on magazines’ front covers. But you were always more special. You were beautiful inside out and you are so smart. The way you looked at things differently, how you would always argue with him, how you’d prefer to stay in and read a good book, how you always challenged his temper and drive him insane, all of those things turned him on. Most of the women Harry’d been with were the opposite of him. You were more like his female version. He felt like he could tell you anything without being judged because you understood him. But from Harry’s own experience, he wasn’t good at handling a romantic relationship. He thought “it would be different this time" so many times in the past but never once it turned out to be true. So he wasn’t sure if he wanted to be more with you or he just enjoyed having you as a part of his life with no strings attached.

Harry agreed to go out with that model, Emily, just to prove to himself that he didn’t have “more than friends” feelings for you. She was blonde, skinny, tall and beautiful, like all the girls before. He thought Emily was sweet. She loved to laugh and she was very kind as she talked about her family most of the time. He enjoyed his dinner date with her. He didn’t tell you about Emily because he thought he didn’t need to, but he felt like he should have.

“M'sorry…but I cannot tell yeh what yeh want t’hear,” Harry had said to you. And those were honest words. He couldn’t have said no and he couldn’t have said yes either. Harry saw it coming when he said that. You kicked him out and told him not to come back. The one thing that he regretted most after was to do exactly what he was told. 

He left.

It had been almost a month of no phone calls or text messages from you. Harry was struggling. He never went on a second date with that girl Emily. He ended things with her before they could even begin. The first week without you wasn’t that hard for Harry. He would just keep himself busy during the day though when came the night, the thought of you would come haunting him. And the time after that first week was just torture. Whatever happened to him during the day he would think about telling you first but then he remembered you two had stopped talking. He would spend his nights at the bar and often ended up going home with a girl who almost looked like you. But he could never find one who made him feel the same. Harry didn’t want to be lonely but it seemed like he would always feel lonely unless it was you kissing him and touching him and calling out his name. He missed you he finally admitted to himself, not just the sex, all of you.

Harry had to stop himself from calling you every night, until one night when he was alone in his room and he was so drunk that he could not fight it anymore.

“Harry?” 

His heart stopped when he heard your soft voice on the phone. He missed hearing the sound of his name on your lips. 

“Pet…yeh still up?”

“Why are you calling me at this hour? Are you drunk?”

“I miss yeh.”

“We’re not doing this anymore.”

“No…Yeh get it wrong. M'not missing yeh ‘cause I’m horny…ugh…I’m kind of horny…but…” he said and laughed drunkenly. He heard you sigh and he could imagine your face with your eyebrows furrowed and your pink lips pressed together.

“You cannot call me when you’re drunk and bored again. We’re over, Harry. Go to sleep.”

We can never be over. Yeh know tha’,” he said almost out of breath.

“What do you want?”

“Can we please just…go back to normal?”

“What is normal, H? Tell me. Because i’m sure two friends fucking each other clearly isn’t.”

“We won’t have t’fuck. Let’s just be friends…”

“No H. I’m sorry.”

Harry didn’t understand why you were apologizing when it’d been his fault from the beginning. Maybe you were apologizing for having feelings for him when you both had made an agreement not to fall for each other. For the first time since he met you, Harry felt confused and desperate. He needed you. He finally knew he did.

“Love-” Harry started but you ended the call. He didn’t get a chance to tell you what he was thinking. And maybe what he was thinking wasn’t your concern anymore.


Part 3

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anonymous asked:

Dan ate two gummy bears too

LISTEN!!!!!!!!! THI S IS THE SHIT THAT MOST FUCKD ME UP ABOUT THE GUMMY BEAR VID!!! ! ! it mightve totally been a coincidence but you don’t even know how much my heart yearns for the idea that phil truly does have an established rule of eating gummy bears two at a time so they’re not lonely and it’s not just some horrifically cute shit he said for the sake of the video and obviously dan knows this rule too, so before phil even reminds him to take two he was already grabbing two and  like,,, he probs gave phil so much shit for that habit when he first found out about it, and i can just hear his high-pitched whining like ‘philllllllllll you are such a fucking flopppppppp’ but then internally being like, ugh you adorable shit i will obviously have to adapt this habit as well bc you are adorable and to be frank, you’re right, the bears cannot be lonely even as they’re being devoured, we cannot risk this, and that’s some shit children do and GOD!!! WHY ARE THEY UNBEARABLE ALL THE DAMN TIME IM TIRED~~~!!!

dreamer1568  asked:

Can you do traitie headcannons or fanfiction? There's just not enough traitie out there and they are (/have the potential to be) sooooooo adorable

Mmm yes I love them they are so frikken cute.

  • Keeping their relationship a secret because their friends are so smug about it.
  • Getting assigned to do a mission together and comPLAINING SO LOUDLY ABOUT IT like UGH HIM I HATE HIM I cANNot beLIevE i HAVE TO SPEND TWO WEEKS IWTH HIM.
  • Then as soon as they’re fifteen minutes from camp they’re acting like a couple.
  • Constantly bickering but it’s not like mean bickering like ~sexual tension~ bickering.
  • They constantly get mistaken for either siblings or a couple and depending on who they’re with they’ll be angered by one or the other.
  • Falling asleep on each other in public because they’re so comfortable with each other and the other pretending to complain about it
    • But everyone sees the one being slept on’s soft smile at this and know ‘jesus these two really are bad at hating each other’
  • Everyone constantly telling them to get together but always vehemently denying it
    • then probably meeting up that same night to have a midnight date by the water with some smuggled in soda and candy

anonymous asked:

you have this one HC where neil and andrew are playing against kevins team and then kiss to piss kevin off...you called them "powercouple of exy" now imagine: kevin & thea vs neil & andrew; media completely freaking out about who the actual powercouple of exy is

ahh okay i love this! here is some of the reactions to the Exy Powercouple™ Rivalry for andreil v muldayni (idk if kevin/thea have a ship name but i love muldayni so im going with it)(i referenced exy powercouples here)

  • so i would like to imagine that both the exy specialists/commentators and the exy fandom are super split on who they actual powercouple of exy is
  • at this point kevin and thea are on the same team and andrew and neil are on the same team
  • after neil and andrew are out (they never really hid their relationship but the media was able to put the clues together after they joined the same team and were always together) people start comparing them to kevin and thea and everyone picks sides

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Bets Are A Dish Best Served Cold - Part 1 (Bucky x Reader)

Synopsis - (Sort of) Enemies to Lovers AU Based on Amy and Jake from Brooklyn 99. You and Bucky are two of Brooklyn’s best detectives, however its known throughout the precinct that you two are as good as nemesises as far as petty jabs and insults are concerned. After being partnered up on a case the two of you make a bet to see who can make the most arrests before the end of summer. Both tensions and feelings are riled. Are the two of you destined to be enemies or something else? 

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader 

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of robberies, vandalism and graffiti, petty arguing, Bucky being a smug ass 

Word Count: 2,880

A/N: First and foremost, I dedicate this Fic to @poe-also-bucky because Michelle is awesome and always so kind 💙

So I love Brooklyn 99 and Jake and Amy are one of my OTPs and yesterday whilst washing up the dishes I came up with this idea based on their bet is Season one! This idea was literally nagging me so I just had to write it despite needing to finish and write other fics, This won’t be a majorly long series, maybe only 6 parts? But if you’d like to be tagged, let me know! 


Originally posted by vintagefangirll

“So how’s work life with your temporary partner?” Natasha said, smirking a little as she walked over to your desk holding two cups of coffees.

“Ugh, don’t remind me.” You groaned rubbing your forehead. “Bucky is insufferable.”

“Well, I’ve got to say, you’ve surprised me, I really thought one of you would have killed the other by now.” She chuckled, taking a sip from one of the cups.

It was pretty much known throughout the precinct that you and Bucky couldn’t go more than ten minutes without some snarky remark, petty jab or insults that may or not lead to an argument and you threatening to throw your stapler at his head.

It wasn’t that you hated Bucky, in fact you actually felt a small admiration for the man. He was intelligent and extremely athletic making him a more than capable detective, despite one of his arms being a prosthetic. When you first met him you were actually impressed by his determination and talents. Any fondness you felt for the man then soon dissolved as the two of you were met with a personality clash. 

You would be the last person to admit that both you and Bucky were extremely similar despite the contrast of your personalities. Where he possessed the emotional maturity of a ten year old, discovering playboy magazines for the first time you were prudent and serious - minded. Clint had joked that you were the “mother” of the police force.

When he wasn’t on the field and making arrests, Bucky’s focus plummeted from 10 to zero. It seemed his focus was replaced with the ability to be the most obnoxiously unbearable man in Brooklyn. His locker stunk as though something had died, the same as his desk drawers which just had to be situated next to yours. He was constantly playing around with things on his desk, flicking pen lids and paper clips at you, singing out of key or making references to Tom Cruise movies. 

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anonymous asked:

Can you do ladynoir with 179. "First one to make noise loses" from the prompt list you just reblogged please?

So, technically, this is Adrienette, because I also got this:

BUT it’s post-reveal, so it’s got that LadyNoir dynamic, and I hope that you will forgive my laziness accept my efficiency.  :)


“So this is a blanket fort, huh?”

Marinette smiled at Adrien’s carefully neutral expression, and nodded.  “Yup, this is a blanket fort.  And one of my better ones, if you don’t mind me saying so.”

He continued to examine their construction, his head now tilted in consideration.  “What makes it so good?”

“Well, your bed makes up one side of it, and the back of your couch makes up the other.  It’s an excellent structural foundation, and the blanket is well weighted on both sides.  There’re plenty of blankets and pillows in there to make it comfy cozy, we both have room to sit up or lay down, and we won’t have to worry about it falling on our heads.  It’s pretty much perfect.”

“So that’s why you insisted on moving the couch and pulling out all of my extra bedding.”  Adrien looked up at her with excitement shining in his eyes.  “Is it really worth it?”

Marinette grinned, and gestured to their fort.  “You tell me.”

He grinned back, finally letting his exuberance show, grabbed up their bowl of popcorn, and gestured to the fort with a bow.  “Your castle awaits, My Lady.”

“Why thank you, kitty. Can you hit the lights?”  He nodded, and she ducked under the edge of the blanket to settle herself among the bedding they’d piled up at the foot of his bed.  The laptop was already under there, so she queued up their chosen movie as Adrien cut off the lights and crawled in to nestle beside her.  “The Ring, right?”

“Yeah.”  She squirmed, and he lifted his arm so that she could tuck herself against him.  When she was done, he dropped his arm around her shoulders and gave her a gentle squeeze.  “Comfy?”  He asked.

“Very.  This has got to be the cushiest blanket fort ever. Why do you even have all this bedding?”

“I’m an Agreste,” he reminded her sardonically.  

“Oh, right,” she replied, as if that explained everything.  Because it did.  “Ready for this?”  

He gave her a smile that was all Chat Noir.  “Of course. Are you sure you’re ready?”

“Of course!  I’m telling you, scary movies don’t really bother me.  I know this one is supposed to be intense, but…”  She trailed off with a shrug, and eyed him challengingly.  “It’s okay to be afraid, even if I’m not.  You know you can hold on to me if you need to.”

“Haha,” he deadpanned. “Ok, how about this.  The first one to make a noise, loses.”

Marinette raised her brows, intrigued.  “Loses? Like, a bet?”

“Exactly like a bet.”

“Alright, ‘fraidey cat, you’re on.  What will I get when you lose?”

He scoffed in reply, feigning insult.  “On the incredibly slim chance that I lose, you have to…uh, take me out.  On a date,” he added, leaning forward and waggling his brows at her.

Marinette flushed pink, and she giggled at his theatrics. “Oh yeah?”  She asked, poking him in the chest.  “Well, if by some miracle I lose, then you have to take me out on a date!”

“Fine.”

“Fine!”

“Oh, for the love of camembert!”  Plagg phased through the blanket to glare at them, and was met with two surprised stares.  “Would you two just agree to go out already, and start the movie?!”

They shared a look, both of them blushing hotly, and then collapsed together in a pile of giggles.

“Ugh, you guys are the worst at this.”

They only laughed harder.

Practice

Pairing: Jared x Reader
Words: 802
Requested by @exclusively-inclusive:  Hey can you write a fluffy Jared x reader fic where they get a pet for the first time please? Also I love your blog ❤ 


           You could barely contain your excitement as Jared drove down the road. The two of you had been married a few months now and were taking another pretty big step in your relationship now that you had said “I do.”

           “Are you excited?” you asked, looking over at Jared.

           “I’m really excited,” he nodded, smiling over at you.

           “I cannot believe this is really happening. Jared, this is seriously huge. I just … ugh! I’m freaking out.”

           Jared pulled into the parking lot, “It’s going to be good practice for us,” he chuckled, finding a spot near the front of the building.

           You nodded, “Definitely.”

           The two of you got out of the car and met around the front to grab each other’s hands. Jared looked over at you, “Let’s go find that puppy.”

           You squealed like a little girl and pulled him to the door of the pound. You knew you wanted to find a rescue puppy, or even a dog. These sweethearts needed loving homes and you couldn’t wait to have one home with you.

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Symphogear XD Unlimited - Memoria Card "First Real Yoga Test" EN TL

Lately, Chris and Maria have been feeling anxious about a little bit of extra weight. Unbeknownst to the others, the two embark on a yoga challenge.


Chris: Haa, haa… Are we finally done clearing out this scum yet?

Hibiki: Chris-chan, your figure looks a little heavy, are you out of shape?

Chris: F-figure, heavy… th, that’s not it!

Hibiki: Oh? It’s like you’re moving a little slower than usual…

Chris: Y-you’re probably imagining it!

Tsubasa: No, I see it too. Yukine’s responses looked a little more sluggish than normal; could it be a change in your weaponry?

Chris: Uu… y, yeah, that’s it! Actually, I kind of included a new missile and stuff…

Kirika: Oh? What kind of missile? I wanna see!

Shirabe: For the sake of cooperation, it’s necessary to make a confirmation.

Chris: N, no! That might not be a good idea…! So, just, nevermind!

Tsubasa: So that’s it. The improvement of your firepower has added too much weight, hurting your movement speed.

Chris: Too much weight… Oh! Of course!

Maria: ……


Chris: …haa. Of course, that’s what it is, isn’t it…

Chris: …I’ve been too careless. As expected, going on like this is no good.

Chris: I’m so hungry… no, I can’t! From now on, I’ll-

Maria: …do you perhaps have a moment?

Chris: Wha!? I thought you were headed home!

Maria: I wanted to have a word with you.

Chris: Why’s that…?

Maria: Hey, you.

Chris: …*gulp*

Maria: Haven’t you… gotten fat?

Chris: Wha-!? Th, that’s…!

Maria: It’s okay to hide it. Actually, I also…

Chris: Ah… you too…?

Maria: Um, I’ve been completely careless…

Chris: Damn, this cruel world has made our stomachs too big…!

Maria: Whatever happens, all we can do is fight for a more ideal waistline-!

Maria: …how about it? Perhaps we can do it together.

Chris: Of course, let’s try it out!


Hibiki: Heading to the Alca-Noise emergence point with Tsubasa and the rest! Soon-

Maria: I’m going ahead!

Chris: Make that two!

Hibiki: Those two are super motivated!

Tsubasa: Hrm. I can’t lose at being a sentinel…

Kirika: In any case, how are Chris-senpai and Maria doing?

Shirabe: Well…?

Tsubasa: Are you playing dumb? I’m heading out too!

Maria: This many? There’s fewer than I expected…

Chris: It’s not that I want to deal with any more, but they’re not causing any trouble.

Hibiki: Maria-san and Chris-chan are so amazing…

Kirika: They almost cleared out the Alca-Noise by themselves…

Shirabe: Their fighting style sends a chill down my spine.

Tsubasa: Perhaps they’ve steeled themselves into being ready to act as sentinels on the battlefield. Very well, let’s report back to headquarters.

Hibiki: Alright! Ah, after we’re done with the report, how about we all go out and eat?

Shirabe: I’d really like some fresh okonomiyaki…*

Kirika: I’m in!

Tsubasa: That is how it is. One cannot fight on an empty stomach. In addition to keeping one’s vitality full, an ever battle-ready state of mind is-

Maria: Chris and I have some business to attend to after this! Leave the report to us.

Chris: What she said. See you later!

Shirabe: They’ve already run off, even right after the battle we just had…

Hibiki: But I wanted to go eat with both of them… In any case, those two have been really close recently~

Tsubasa: …hmmm.


Chris: Ugh… Is this really going to have an effect?

Maria: It will definitely have an effect!

Maria: Your base metabolism will be optimally raised by moving your torso! So if you do it right, weight loss will naturally become easy!

Maria: Even Mom, when she was young, was interested in yoga!

Chris: O, oh… alright, I’ll try if it’s that! But, y'know, I wonder if it was bad to turn down their invitation to go eat…

Maria: I know how that feels… but for the two of us right now, high-calorie meals are our archenemy!

Chris: Tch… How long do we have to go on like this!?

Maria: Although, we’re working hard since we’re not alone… isn’t that right?

Chris: …ah, yeah, it is. We’re not alone…

Maria: Yes, yes. Let’s finish this together!

Chris: Yep… alright, I’m relying on you with all I’ve got!

Maria: Here goes, then-!

Chris: Ow, ow ow ow! H-hold on! Isn’t that just a little too forceful?

Maria: That’s what you call preparation? Fufu, hang in there a little longer!

Chris: You-? Are you enjoying this a little? Ouch, ouch!?

Maria: That’s not the case! Okay, now could you turn your upper body some more, steadily?

Chris: Ku… You better remember this when it’s your turn-!? Ow, owww!


TL NOTE

“Whatever happens, …” is a callback to a line Maria states in episode 3 of G. 

Okonomiyaki is a kind of savory grilled pancake.


Again, big thanks to star lines-senpai on Discord as well as @carolnein; without them the translation and flow would be nothing.

And Darcy is just so desperate to talk to her… Lizzie literally is like “we’ve tried two or the subjects without success, and what we are to talk of next I cannot imagine” and Darcy’s mind is SCRAMBLING and he’s trying to remember everything he loves about her and he just goes “uhhh… what think you of books?” Just the vague-est, most general question EVER he’s just so scared she’ll stop talking to him MY HEART UGH

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Today, in dressing for comfort and not giving a damn.

Montana weather is currently at the stage where you need a winter coat and gloves in the morning, but capris and short sleeves by the afternoon. Layers are imperative.

Things here have been trucking along. Working my meal plan, working my training plan, stretching.

Y'all I hate stretching, but apparently that shit is important. I have a cousin who teaches yoga and is always trying to get me into her classes. It’s like, listen, Mandy, I’m just trying to loosen my hamstrings up enough to be able to touch my toes (ok, ankles to start, let’s be honest.) Don’t come at me with your crow pose bullshit right now. Ugh. Can you tell I’m not a yoga person either? Which means I absolutely should be doing it. I’ve tried. I just. Ugh.

Anyway!

My session with my trainer was interesting today. He’s a big proponent of body weight training. When he demonstrates a move I always think one of two things: this is going to be super easy or there is no way in hell I can do that.

Without fail, it is never easy. Most I can do, some I cannot. Hanging L-sits with some band assistance: I could do that. Some weird pull-up maneuver where you lift your entire body in the air from the floor, while laying prone with a band around my foot for assistance? Could not do. Woof.

I always look like a lunatic doing his workouts too. Which is fine when your trainer is there with you, but when you’re by yourself people think you’re a total nutjob!

I’m not going to complain though, because I am seeing some definition in my arms and shoulders and most importantly: I’m backing running!

anonymous asked:

Hello :) I'm curious : what are your favorite broships in BTS ?

Well this is just a MEAN question, now isn’t it? Next, you’re going to ask me which of my children* is my favorite, aren’t you? 

*siiiiiiiigh*

Every pairing in Bangtan is just fucking phenomenal and has mountains of evidence to back it up. It’s one of the great things about Bangtan. So while there are some I gravitate toward more than others, I love them All, and all for very different reasons. SO! Instead of answering the question you actually asked (because I am a rebel and easily distracted) I’m just going to tell you what I love about every pairing. Buckle up! (This is going to be a long one)

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[SPOILERS] Fairy Tail Chapter 535 Reactions

Hii! Wow, it feels like it’s been so long since I did one of these because the chapters took a while. But hey, I heard that FT’s ending in 20 chapters or so??? Like wAht. I feel like I grew up with FT and that’s so sad! But at the same time, I’m really excited for the next manga that Mashima will put out because he’s really good with fantasy.

Anyway, on with the chapter!

So it begins with Lucy, Gray and Happy this time. Which, I’m kind of thankful for. We were right that it was a side effect from rewriting END. 

And before we get to the harrowing parts from this chapter, I would like to express my feels for a particular scene here. AND SORRY TO ALL THOSE NALU FANS WHO DON’T LIKE GRALU I don’t hate you guysss

Ugh, Isn’t that just adorable? It burns and he’ll make it hurt less for her! T.T My ship. Ahhhhh I love them so much.

Anyway, moving on!

According to Zeref, whoever even tried to rewrite the book fell into darkness. I suppose this is why Lucy is so important. She can rewrite END without getting corrupted yet. Emphasize on the yet there. We can already see that she’s being affected, so what will be the aftermath?

Zeref even said that those who dare try don’t get to live normally afterwards. Of course, knowing FT, Lucy will somehow be healed and helped along by her friends, esp. Natsu. But this brings me to a question whether Mashima wants to make a really good ending.

Personally, I think it would be great if Lucy got corrupted. I mean, not forever, sure. But for a bit. Like hidden inside her. Because let’s all face it, Lucy isn’t the strongest character here and I’m sure she will somehow collapse after rewriting Natsu’s wounds. But it’s just a thought! Don’t get me wrong! I love Lucy and she’s like my fav character in FT (maybe that’s why I want her to go through many things). I just really want something to happen here.

And anyone can die… JUST NOT JELLAL DEAR HEAVENS. 

Seriously, Mashima? Why are you pulling this move on us again? I already broke my heart over Sieghart! I know I said I want character death but… please, just not him T.T The man’s been through so much!!!

Ugh, I am going to seriously cry if he dies. You know that scene where Gray was supposed to die? I love him and yet I didn’t cry. I don’t know why though. I mean I was sad, but then I kind of accepted it (but then he lived of course)

BUT JELLAL’S DEATH? I CANNOT ACCEPT!!!

*sighs* next scene…

So here it is! Battle Finale! I mean, how dramatic is it that two brothers have to fight for what they want? I get what Mashima is saying about Natsu not being a hero. He really isn’t, because he only wants to save Fairy Tail and not the world. Because let’s look at things this way.

Zeref may be a villain, but what he wants is for his mistakes (which has affected the whole world) to be undone, along with his demons that wrecked the world. Like Mavis for example, and Erza. If Acnologia hadn’t been born and Zeref had somewhat prevented that, Erza and Eileen would be living quite happily (I hope) and Mavis wouldn’t have to learn Black Arts. 

Zeref wants to live like a normal boy with his brother and retain his memories so he can fix his mistakes. Whereas Natsu, unmindful of the chaos that his brother brought and may still possibly bring (like the aftermath of this war), wants to keep staying with Fairy Tail. He doesn’t wish to be with his real family, because he already has one. And if the world resets, he will never meet Fairy Tail again.

I suppose they really are brothers, fighting over things. But it’s really sad on Zeref’s part that he’s the only one who wants to be with his family. Because he still doesn’t have a place he could call home, simply due to the fact that even this world rejects him.

Zeref’s story is actually pretty tragic, so I suppose that’s the root why he became like this. I mean, if you have the power to undo all of your mistakes that led you to this miserable life, you would want to do it, right? And Zeref is desperate to be happy and to be loved.

Nuuuu I’m getting all sad over this! I have so many thoughts about this, but we’ll have to wait for the next chapter for more.

Well then, that’s a wrap! I hope you enjoyed my reactions and tune in to next week’s! 

Savior

Genre: Fluff? Trash? 

Pairing: Reader x Baekhyun

Word Count: 1k-ish 

Prompt (Not mine)Imagine that soulmates just have this ability to dream together/meet each other in your dreams regardless of whether or not you two meet in real life. 

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

It was starting to get dark outside, the safety that came with the bright rays of the sun soon disappearing into the clouds and coloring the sky a deep shade of red.

“I think we can hide out here.” Baekhyun pointed to a nearby house, walking towards it cautiously to check for any noise that might be coming out from it.

The house seemed empty but the lights were still on, a sign that there was still electricity running there. Maybe you could finally take a shower after the long day you had. You took out a few hairpins from your ponytail, twisting and turning it messily in the lock until the door clicked open. Taking an offensive stance and pointing the gun outwards, you took careful steps inside with Baekhyun covering your back. After proper scanning of each of the rooms, you decided that the house was empty save for the two of yourselves. Placing your bag of weapons on the couch, you began to go through the many shelves and cupboards in the kitchen, hoping to find food to fill your hungry stomachs. It had been hours since you had had your last meal and you were craving almost anything and everything at that point.

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theproblemmaker  asked:

So am I the only one who notices Namjoon's face in that gif set when Jimin is talking about their music taste? He looks so done with the two, but I don't mean that in a bad way lol, I'm just saying he looks like he's thinking 'If they're together, they're too much. If I'm between them, they're still too much.' LIKE NOTHING CAN BRAKE THOSE TWO'S TRANCE WITH EACH OTHER AND THEY DONT CARE AND I LOVE IT IM DYING. THEIR COVER HAS ME IN MY GRAVE. JUST AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHAGGSHSGSGAHAVNDKF FHD

LOL. Probably mentally rolling his eyes like, “Ugh, these two again,” and wondering who decided to get him stuck in formation between two very obvious lovebirds.

AND OMFG I CANNOT GET OVER THAT COVER. JIMIN’S ENGLISH. JIMIN’S VOICE. JUNGKOOK’S VOICE. THEIR VOICES TOGETHER. I ALREADY THOUGHT OF SO MANY SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE LIKE IN THE PROCESS OF THE COVER AND WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARD.

The dogs woke me up at 5am and because I knew it had already aired, I was too excited to go back to sleep so I watched and oh boy I’m never going to sleep again.

FAT vs UNHEALTHY

Right listen up buddy.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being fat, having rolls, have extra goods on your skeleton, being overweight for your size, whatever the heck you wanna call it. It is not bad for your health, it won’t kill you, it won’t increase you chances for heart attacks or strokes.

HOWEVER

There is something wrong with being unhealthy.
If you are fat because you have an unhealthy lifestyle you need to try, with whatever means you can, to fix that.
If you are thin but live an unhealthy lifestyle you need to try, with whatever means you can, to fix that.

Unhealthy lifestyle leads to:
•Fat build up in your arteries= heart attack
•Toxins= Liver and Kidney failures
•Inhaling bad substances (smoke, most drugs)= neuron disfunction, strokes

Being fat and being unhealthy are two different things. It does not matter what you look like but do not treat your body like a buy-one-get-one-free machine. Your body is durable, yes, but it can only handle so much before it breaks down.
Do not feel ashamed with your body and do not shame anyone for there’s.

If you want to live a healthier lifestyle here are some tips:
•Drink water (it does not need to be excessive amounts— 2-3 glasses a day is sufficient, unless you’re super active or in a very hot area then maybe 4-5)= this helps flush out your system, helps your kidneys dilute waste, allows for rehydration. Remember your body is about 70% water, you gotta help keep that percentage where it needs to be.

•Eat fruits (ugh! I know)= but seriously it just helps with vitamin intake and you don’t have to worry about tablets. I generally eat around 3 fruit a day because that’s what my mom drilled into my head but one fruit and yoghurt, or two fruit and a nut mix or something should also do the trick.

•DO NOT PUT DRUGS/ CIGARETTES INTO YOUR SYSTEM— I cannot stress this one enough. Cigarettes kill the cells in your lungs. You need your lungs to send oxygen through your body, you literally need them to breathe. Do not smoke, please.
Drugs. I understand that they make you feel good but that’s because it targets your senses. Do you know what controls your senses— the neurons in your body. Drugs destroy neurons and neurons cannot be replaced. Neurons are what make the body function (they literally control every bodily function in your body). Do not destroy yourself by taking drugs, seriously. (And yes weed is a drug)

•Eat your damn veggies— seriously it sometimes sucks and a lot of the time if you don’t cook it nicely vegetables just end up tasting bland and watery but my gods they’re good for you= just like fruit it’s vitamins for your body. At least two kinds of vegetables a day (a salad is literally vegetables (I know you’re going “what about fruit salads"— you know that’s not what I mean).

•Protein— your body loves the stuff= It’s energy that gets your body running. And no you do not get protein from only meat. Nuts have protein, eggs, certain veggies, google it.

•Carbs!!!!!— DO NOT CUT CARBS OUT OF YOUR DIET.= they give you slow-releasing energy, they help you I promise. Just don’t eat them excessively because your body turns it into storage pretty quickly. At least one portion a day, I promise it doesn’t make you an unhealthy person.

•Sugar :) — DO NOT CUT SUGAR OUT OF YOUR DIET EITHER= your energy functions off glucose which is a sugar. Your body knows how to handle sugar (unless you’re diabetic in which case please follow your doctors orders and not some random Tumblr user.) But, just like carbs you can’t have too much. When your body has an over supply of sugar (glucose) it stores it in your cells (glucagon) and that could lead to unhealthy complications. Burning energy uses up the sugar.

•Being active- Not everyone’s a gym-junkie or really into the fitness scene much and that’s okay = being active is a good thing because it burns off all that storage of vitamins, minerals and good stuff in your body so it doesn’t pile up. If you aren’t active it’s cool, just make sure to stay healthy in other ways. If you are active cool too, just be careful with your body. Don’t strain yourself cause that doesn’t only hurt the typical things like your muscles, joints and ligaments but could also lead to malfunctions in oxygen flow, heart overworking, lungs overworking, etc.

•EAT— don’t starve yourself, you are hurting your little shell. You must be gentle and eat and feed your heart and your tummy and keep yourself going.

•Most importantly, treat your body right. It has a bajilion different ways of sending you messages when something is wrong. DO. NOT. IGNORE. THEM.

You are beautiful and wonderful and amazing. Don’t be discouraged, don’t be disheartened and take care of yourself.
I believe in you. You got this.