ugh i just cannot with these two

OK BUT LIKE HOW DID WE GET SO BLESSED TO SEE OUT OTP GO THROUGH THESE INCREDIBLE THINGS BECAUSE LIKE THIS IS FUCKING EPIC ROMANCE TERRITORY AND I AM SO FUCKINGEMOTIONAL BUT LIKE OK LOOK

I LOVE EMMA SWAN LOL AND HOW HER INSTANT REACTION IS LIKE THE FUCK?

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

T B H

HER FACCEEEE SHE’S HEARING HIS VOICEEE

AND THIS ASSHOLE. I AM SO MAD AT HIM AND HIS PERFECTNESS. HE LOVES HER SO FUCKING MUCH I WILL BREAK MY KEYBOARD I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH.

AND IMMEDIATELY, LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW IF SHE’S LISTENING OR WHAT AND HE JUST HOPES. LIKE THE TIME HE GAVE UP HIS FUCKING SHIP FOR A HOPE TO SEE HER. THIS MAN LOVES HER SO MUCH, IT IS A PERMANENT ACHE UPON MY SOUL.

I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU. I WAS COMING BACK TO YOU LIKE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. HOW CAN YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH YOU ASSHOLE.

AND SHE’S LIKE IMMEDIATELY IN TEARS BECAUSE FUCK ALL SHE WAS GONNA MOVE ON. MOVE ON MY ASS TBH. SHE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO DO IT THOUGH BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING SO MUCH BUT THE RELIEF IN HER FACE AND THE TEARS AND I AM JUST A PUDDLE LEAVE ME HERE

I LOVE YOU HE SAID. HIS VOICE CRACKED AND HE’S JUST DESPERATE AND HOPING AND TELLING HER HE LOVES HER WITHOUT KNOWING IF SHE’S EVEN HEARING HIM AND IT HURTS ME SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS NONSENSE

AND HER FACE AND THE RELIEVED SOB AND THE FACT THAT SHE WASN’T WRONG TO TRUST HIM AND THAT SHE ISN’T GONNA BE ALONE AND THAT SHE WAS RIGHT IN HER LOVE AND HE LOVES HER HE LOVES HER HE LOVES HERRR

AND I’M TRYING TO GET HOME TO YOU LIKE OH MY GODDDDDD WHAT AHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME WITH YOUR VOICE AND YOUR FACE AND YOUR LOVE FOR EMMA SWAN WHAT IS THIS WHYYYY

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO SHE SAYS AND I AM JUST SO IN AWE OF THIS SCENE BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT EVEN NEAR EACH OTHER AND I FEEL THEIR LOVE AS THOUGH IT WERE A TANGIBLE THING AND I AM IN SUCH PAIN AND SO EMOTIONAL AND I CANNOT EVEN UGH I LOVE HER AND HIM AND HOW SHE LOVES HIM AND HE LOVES HER

AND THIS FACE BECAUSE HE CAN’T HEAR HER LIKE THE FUCKING LEVELS OF ANGST JUST WENT SO HIGH UP AND I AM FEELING SO MANY EMOTIONS AND IT IS WONDERFUL BECAUSE LIKE THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW A STORY HAS TOUCHED YOU BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SCREAMING RN BUT ALSO THE FUCKING FUCK HOW DARE YOU SIR? HOE DARE?

AND SHE’S TRYING TO LET HIM KNOW THAT HE IS LOVED TOO. THESE TWO LONELY HUMANS HAVE FOUND ONE ANOTHER TO LOVE AND THEY’RE STUMBLING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING BUT FUCK IF THEY DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER WITH EVERYTHING THEY HAVE AND IT MAKES ME HURT IN MY TINY HEART

LOOK AT HER FACE AND HOW MUCH SHE IS TRYING OH MY GODDD

ALSO LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR OTP HAS REACHED EPIC ROMANCE LEVELS WHEN THE BIG BAD OF THE SEASON SPECIFICALLY TARGETS ONE HALF OF YOUR OTP TO GET TO THE OTHER HALF WHILE THEY’RE BOTH FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET BACK TO ONE ANOTHER.

CAN WE FUCKING SAY EPIC ROMANCE THOUGH?

CAN WE?

IT’S AMAZING LIKE I AM IN PAIN AND YET I AM HAPPY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND I AM EXCITED TO SEE THEM FIGHT FOR EACH OTHER AND I JUST NEED A HUG

*FALLS OVER*

anonymous asked:

Dan ate two gummy bears too

LISTEN!!!!!!!!! THI S IS THE SHIT THAT MOST FUCKD ME UP ABOUT THE GUMMY BEAR VID!!! ! ! it mightve totally been a coincidence but you don’t even know how much my heart yearns for the idea that phil truly does have an established rule of eating gummy bears two at a time so they’re not lonely and it’s not just some horrifically cute shit he said for the sake of the video and obviously dan knows this rule too, so before phil even reminds him to take two he was already grabbing two and  like,,, he probs gave phil so much shit for that habit when he first found out about it, and i can just hear his high-pitched whining like ‘philllllllllll you are such a fucking flopppppppp’ but then internally being like, ugh you adorable shit i will obviously have to adapt this habit as well bc you are adorable and to be frank, you’re right, the bears cannot be lonely even as they’re being devoured, we cannot risk this, and that’s some shit children do and GOD!!! WHY ARE THEY UNBEARABLE ALL THE DAMN TIME IM TIRED~~~!!!

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Pairing: Jared x Reader
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Requested by @exclusively-inclusive:  Hey can you write a fluffy Jared x reader fic where they get a pet for the first time please? Also I love your blog ❤ 


           You could barely contain your excitement as Jared drove down the road. The two of you had been married a few months now and were taking another pretty big step in your relationship now that you had said “I do.”

           “Are you excited?” you asked, looking over at Jared.

           “I’m really excited,” he nodded, smiling over at you.

           “I cannot believe this is really happening. Jared, this is seriously huge. I just … ugh! I’m freaking out.”

           Jared pulled into the parking lot, “It’s going to be good practice for us,” he chuckled, finding a spot near the front of the building.

           You nodded, “Definitely.”

           The two of you got out of the car and met around the front to grab each other’s hands. Jared looked over at you, “Let’s go find that puppy.”

           You squealed like a little girl and pulled him to the door of the pound. You knew you wanted to find a rescue puppy, or even a dog. These sweethearts needed loving homes and you couldn’t wait to have one home with you.

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[SPOILERS] Fairy Tail Chapter 535 Reactions

Hii! Wow, it feels like it’s been so long since I did one of these because the chapters took a while. But hey, I heard that FT’s ending in 20 chapters or so??? Like wAht. I feel like I grew up with FT and that’s so sad! But at the same time, I’m really excited for the next manga that Mashima will put out because he’s really good with fantasy.

Anyway, on with the chapter!

So it begins with Lucy, Gray and Happy this time. Which, I’m kind of thankful for. We were right that it was a side effect from rewriting END. 

And before we get to the harrowing parts from this chapter, I would like to express my feels for a particular scene here. AND SORRY TO ALL THOSE NALU FANS WHO DON’T LIKE GRALU I don’t hate you guysss

Ugh, Isn’t that just adorable? It burns and he’ll make it hurt less for her! T.T My ship. Ahhhhh I love them so much.

Anyway, moving on!

According to Zeref, whoever even tried to rewrite the book fell into darkness. I suppose this is why Lucy is so important. She can rewrite END without getting corrupted yet. Emphasize on the yet there. We can already see that she’s being affected, so what will be the aftermath?

Zeref even said that those who dare try don’t get to live normally afterwards. Of course, knowing FT, Lucy will somehow be healed and helped along by her friends, esp. Natsu. But this brings me to a question whether Mashima wants to make a really good ending.

Personally, I think it would be great if Lucy got corrupted. I mean, not forever, sure. But for a bit. Like hidden inside her. Because let’s all face it, Lucy isn’t the strongest character here and I’m sure she will somehow collapse after rewriting Natsu’s wounds. But it’s just a thought! Don’t get me wrong! I love Lucy and she’s like my fav character in FT (maybe that’s why I want her to go through many things). I just really want something to happen here.

And anyone can die… JUST NOT JELLAL DEAR HEAVENS. 

Seriously, Mashima? Why are you pulling this move on us again? I already broke my heart over Sieghart! I know I said I want character death but… please, just not him T.T The man’s been through so much!!!

Ugh, I am going to seriously cry if he dies. You know that scene where Gray was supposed to die? I love him and yet I didn’t cry. I don’t know why though. I mean I was sad, but then I kind of accepted it (but then he lived of course)

BUT JELLAL’S DEATH? I CANNOT ACCEPT!!!

*sighs* next scene…

So here it is! Battle Finale! I mean, how dramatic is it that two brothers have to fight for what they want? I get what Mashima is saying about Natsu not being a hero. He really isn’t, because he only wants to save Fairy Tail and not the world. Because let’s look at things this way.

Zeref may be a villain, but what he wants is for his mistakes (which has affected the whole world) to be undone, along with his demons that wrecked the world. Like Mavis for example, and Erza. If Acnologia hadn’t been born and Zeref had somewhat prevented that, Erza and Eileen would be living quite happily (I hope) and Mavis wouldn’t have to learn Black Arts. 

Zeref wants to live like a normal boy with his brother and retain his memories so he can fix his mistakes. Whereas Natsu, unmindful of the chaos that his brother brought and may still possibly bring (like the aftermath of this war), wants to keep staying with Fairy Tail. He doesn’t wish to be with his real family, because he already has one. And if the world resets, he will never meet Fairy Tail again.

I suppose they really are brothers, fighting over things. But it’s really sad on Zeref’s part that he’s the only one who wants to be with his family. Because he still doesn’t have a place he could call home, simply due to the fact that even this world rejects him.

Zeref’s story is actually pretty tragic, so I suppose that’s the root why he became like this. I mean, if you have the power to undo all of your mistakes that led you to this miserable life, you would want to do it, right? And Zeref is desperate to be happy and to be loved.

Nuuuu I’m getting all sad over this! I have so many thoughts about this, but we’ll have to wait for the next chapter for more.

Well then, that’s a wrap! I hope you enjoyed my reactions and tune in to next week’s! 

And Darcy is just so desperate to talk to her… Lizzie literally is like “we’ve tried two or the subjects without success, and what we are to talk of next I cannot imagine” and Darcy’s mind is SCRAMBLING and he’s trying to remember everything he loves about her and he just goes “uhhh… what think you of books?” Just the vague-est, most general question EVER he’s just so scared she’ll stop talking to him MY HEART UGH

dreamer1568  asked:

Can you do traitie headcannons or fanfiction? There's just not enough traitie out there and they are (/have the potential to be) sooooooo adorable

Mmm yes I love them they are so frikken cute.

  • Keeping their relationship a secret because their friends are so smug about it.
  • Getting assigned to do a mission together and comPLAINING SO LOUDLY ABOUT IT like UGH HIM I HATE HIM I cANNot beLIevE i HAVE TO SPEND TWO WEEKS IWTH HIM.
  • Then as soon as they’re fifteen minutes from camp they’re acting like a couple.
  • Constantly bickering but it’s not like mean bickering like ~sexual tension~ bickering.
  • They constantly get mistaken for either siblings or a couple and depending on who they’re with they’ll be angered by one or the other.
  • Falling asleep on each other in public because they’re so comfortable with each other and the other pretending to complain about it
    • But everyone sees the one being slept on’s soft smile at this and know ‘jesus these two really are bad at hating each other’
  • Everyone constantly telling them to get together but always vehemently denying it
    • then probably meeting up that same night to have a midnight date by the water with some smuggled in soda and candy

anonymous asked:

you have this one HC where neil and andrew are playing against kevins team and then kiss to piss kevin off...you called them "powercouple of exy" now imagine: kevin & thea vs neil & andrew; media completely freaking out about who the actual powercouple of exy is

ahh okay i love this! here is some of the reactions to the Exy Powercouple™ Rivalry for andreil v muldayni (idk if kevin/thea have a ship name but i love muldayni so im going with it)(i referenced exy powercouples here)

  • so i would like to imagine that both the exy specialists/commentators and the exy fandom are super split on who they actual powercouple of exy is
  • at this point kevin and thea are on the same team and andrew and neil are on the same team
  • after neil and andrew are out (they never really hid their relationship but the media was able to put the clues together after they joined the same team and were always together) people start comparing them to kevin and thea and everyone picks sides

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mychriscolfur  asked:

Honestly, they sounded so ugh I can't even tell the lyrics. What song are they singing again?

They sang Total Eclipse of the Heart. And, as per the usual with anything Team Beard touches, neither of the two goals of that video were accomplished. 

1. She still cannot sing and no one is going to sign her to a recording deal. Singing karaoke with someone who was in a musical TV show for 5 years and has starred in two Broadway shows just highlights how horrible her voice is.  

Perhaps a little training would further this goal, but no, she wouldn’t and couldn’t do that- that would require work. She rather sit on a stool and look smugly at Darren as she destroys yet another song.  Sad for her that’s not how the industry works. And I suppose lucky for us as we would never want to unleash her “talent” to the world at large.

2. I mean how are they saying he is straight? Cause straight Darren not only did not show up in that video clip singing the duet, he didn’t show up at Coachella at all. And honestly, did not even try.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I LOVE ZOLU SO MUCH IT HURTS AND I JUST WANT TO SCREAM IT’S JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD SOMEBODY CALL FOR HELP MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THESE TWO I SWEAR TO GOD

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where johnson still knows everything but he has a completely different personality.

like right now, johnson knows he is in a comic but he seems pretty chill about it. he knows whats going to happen and encourages everyone to stay calm. 

but what if, instead, johnson was more like “OMGGGG THIS IS THE CUTEST STORY!”

he meets Jack, finally, “omg. little baby frog. you are going to have SUCH A GOOD TIME HERE I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO LIVE ALL OF IT!! here’s shitty, omg you two are going ot love each other so much, so SO MUCH, like, ugh, i have to leave so you can connect but i will be right behind that tree. watching. friendships are so important. I LOVE IT ALREADY.”

all their freshmen year, johnson is very huggy and likes to pet their heads and “yes shitty definitely grow the mustache and the flow. AH ITS HAPPENING!”

holster and ransom arrive: “oh you TWO. fan favorites. FINALLY HERE. look at you two. so tall. YOU DO FIT TOGETHER SO WELL JUST LIKE I KNEW YOU WOULD. holster, here is a book on panic attacks; ransom, DAMN you are gonna be such a good doctor. DOCTOR RANSOM. DOC-TOR. No firefighting. DOCTOR! YOU KIDS GO HAVE FUN!”

bitty comes to samwell. johnson, for three straight minutes: “omg omgomgomgomgomg, there he is, its happening, omg i cannot even-!!!!! omgomgomg he is going to say hi to me. HE IS ABOUT TO MEET JACK, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???” other boys on the team: wtf dude? Johnson: I JUSt LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH. LOOK AT IT.

jack is mean to bitty: ugh bitty heis the WORST but also the BESt and I PROMISE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SUCH A HAPPY LIFE!!!!

Jack and bitty are friends: Johnson cries with joy for a week straight.

Johnson hangs out around Samwell, just watching his two boys be happy. He just loves the story so much. It doesnt even matter that he’s not really in it.

anonymous asked:

I loved the relationship between Kurt and Roman why did it have to end?! D: From the interview I read sounds like Roman isn't the big bad after all and someone else did it the characters just think it's Roman. Now I wanna see all the Jeller sex gimme plz? :D

i won’t give up on them just yet. I am looking forward to whatever the story has in store for those two.

And as for Jeller? Yeah, those two are gonna be just fine. This ship is one of the most beautiful and most epic and most … UGH I JUST CANNOT OK

Little Lightworm...

Just imagine Magnus Bane meeting Maryse Lightwood and her little band of brats and thinking “ugh, like we need more Lightworms around…” and little Max is setting things of fire, Izzy is playing with boas and sparkles (Magnus likes that one), Alec is always standing like a church boy at his mother’s side. Shadowhunters will be Shadowunters…

But Maryse leaves the room for two seconds and already Alec has spilled something on Magnus’s silk jacket and is extremely apologetic and “by the angel I am so so sorry” and he cannot wait to get out of there but he feels bad for the runt. Being raised to feel like a walking mistake sucked. Magnus would know.

And then Magnus comes back some ten years later and realizes, wow, that boy is exactly the same. Hidden inside himself, waiting for someone to realize he was wrong, wrong, wrong and fix him to how he was supposed to be. And Magnus feels the same pity he felt then but he can actually do something about it now… so maybe he could stop someone from growing up to hate himself just like his own mother had tried to do to him.

He wouldn’t let this Shadowhunter become just another mindless robot Shadowhunter.

I don’t know… something about Magnus knowing Alec all his life and wanting to help him grow into a healthy and happy person no matter what is just really endearing to me.

Let us all pray these do NOT happen in ACOTAR 3:

1. On the top of my fucking list : Feyre getting pregnant with Tamlin’s child. I doubt that she will deny him sex too often because it may raise suspicions. Tamlin is supposed to be her ‘knight in shining armour’ after all. *sharpens a hatchet*

He will want to protect her at all costs by locking her up. *counts number of arrows*

She’ll need to act like she misses being in the Spring Court with her crazy ex and the whore of a ‘priestess’ :)) *hires an army of Feysand shippers*

But on a serious note, if she does get pregnant with Tamlin’s child, I think she and Rhys will raise the child up as their own because, let’s be real, killing a child or even abandoning a child is not what they would do. Moreover, if the child inherits all of Feyre’s powers, not only is the child going to be hunted the rest of his/her life, when the child finds out what his/her mother had done to him/her, he/she will use that anger plus the powers to cause a shit ton of havoc.

2. Nesta or Elaine dying. We know that the Cauldron can do anything but we do not know of it’s side effects, if it has any. Because they were humans made into a Fae by a tub, we don’t know what it will do to them. After all, they were the lab rats.

3. The Court of Dreams getting destroyed, again. *sigh* Do I even have to explain why?

4. Cassian losing flight. Just fuck no. Can’t let this precious little peanut lose his wings. Also, Nessian. I’m damned sure Nesta and Cassian are mates. HE STRETCHED HIS WINGS TO MAKE THEM LOOK LONGER IN FRONT OF HER. SO CUTE. UGH. I CANNOT WITH THIS TWO LITTLE PEANUTS.

5. Azriel dying. Nope. Just no. STILL WAITING FOR MOZRIEL TO HAPPEN, OKAY?! THEY NEED TO HAPPEN. And it can’t happen if our darling little bean dies of the god forsaken poison. FUCK YOU HYBERN.

6. Amren doesn’t get taken by Hybern. Enough havoc has been done by Hybern, of Hybern has a powerful creature from another world in a form of a sexy woman on their side, all hell will break lose. Then again, she’s damn powerful and would probably slaughter an entire army before she gets taken. But, hey, it’s a possibility.

With the Cauldron on Hybern’s side, the King could forge a weapon of some sort to control Amren which is real bad. Pray that shit doesn’t happen. One of Amren is equivalent to at least 100 men. God save everyone of it happens.

7. I hope Mor does not reject Azriel anyMore. Pun intended. Coz c'mon Mozriel/Moriel seriously needs to happen. Oh yeah, I don’t want her to die too. I DON’T WANT ANYONE IN THE INNER CIRCLE TO DIE. I’M TOO ATTACHED TO THEM BABES. OKAY?!

8. Thought I’d forget Rhysand? Nope. Never. To be honest, I’m not prepared for what Rhys is going to feel and go through when Feyre is back in prison — literally the home of the man whose father murdered Rhys’ mum and sister. Like wtf. I just hope he doesn’t do anything stupid that would get him caught and tortured by Hybern again. LIKE SERIOUSLY BRUH, DON’T. YOU WANNA HUG? IMMA GIVE YOU A HUG. BUT DON’T, FOR EVERY ACOTAR/SJMAAS FANS SAKE DO NOT DO SOMETHING STOOPID. We don’t want Feyre getting PTSD again.

YOU KNOW WHAT. FREE HUGS FOR THE INNER CIRCLE AND THE ACHERON SISTERS AND THE COURT OF DREAMS.

Two Ghosts/Corden

I really just….ugh my heart just sort of…hearing him, just him and his guitar…“I can’t touch what I see”…it’s a lot for me heart to handle. And I still cannot listen to Two Ghosts without immediately having a listen of Sweet Creature or it’s just too much to bear that much sorrow without an “it’ll be ok” to soften the blow of that song.

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“What do you want me to say, Clarke?" 

i can’t even begin to explain how amazing season two of sense8 is. the contrast between sensates and the small, quick switches from one to another just blow me away. i seriously cannot pick my favorite scene. the showdown between lila’s cluster and wolfgang’s. sun’s attempted murder and how the taser and hanging affected each sensate. wolfgang’s torture. the parallels between lito’s interview and capheus’ interview. nomi’s proposal to amanita and amanita’s proposal to nomi. obvs the orgies. and so much more. i just. ugh. yes.