ugh i can't with your face

esbstringfellow  asked:

Okay, guys, I really need your help on something. I'm rewatching Revenge of The Fallen (ugh!), but for the life of me I just can't see the Decepticon symbol on The Fallen's face. I always read that his face was the inspiration for the logo (according to the movie lore at least), but I honestly can not see it. I paused on close-ups of him, held up a symbol next to the screen, but still nothing. Maybe it would help if I saw a picture of his mug with outlines tracing the alleged "face." Hmm?

This help?

anonymous asked:

I love Eggsy too omg can you do 65 with him please?!

It was late when he came home. Although you weren’t sure what time it was when the door opened, the moon had been in the sky long enough to begin to disappear. You were sitting on the couch he’d bought the weekend he’d asked you to move in with him, staring at the door and waiting. “Love, I thought you’d be asleep by now.” He hung his coat by the door before walking over the couch and sitting beside you, his brow furrowing with worry. “Love?”

“Couldn’t sleep,” you said, your voice weaker than you wanted it to be. You cleared your throat before you continued, “Not until I knew you were safe.”

He set his hand on your leg, squeezing your thigh and pressing a kiss to your temple. “I’m always safe.”

“Safe like you were when Merlin called to tell me you were in the hospital last week?” you countered. He had been so pale lying in the bed hooked up to what dozens of beeping machines. His eyes hadn’t opened when you’d said his name, but his fingers had twitched at the sound of your voice.

Eggsy stood up, running a hand through his hair and taking a step away from you before he spoke. “What do you want me to do? I worked for this! I’m not going to stop just because—” he turned back to you, your lips moving and cut himself off. “What’d you say?” he asked quietly.

I don’t want you to stop,” you repeated, staring down at your feet and wringing your hands together. “You do good work, Eggsy. You save people, and you do it knowing no one will ever know what you do.” The tears you had been fighting since the sun set finally won. “I don’t want you to stop, I just want you to come home to me.“

The anger dissolved from his face and he crouched down in front of the couch, taking your hands in his. "I promise you, I will always come home to you.” He let go of your hands and held your face gently, pulling you close and kissing you softly. “I will always come home to you.”

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anonymous asked:

Ugh in the last gif where liam is kissing zayn? didn't zayn still have the mic close to his mouth? like I can't see anything but the mic tbh I wish it was brighter and more HD omg

watch it a ton of times and relax your eyes. there’s tongue. z pulls the mic away, grabs the back of liam’s head, and there’s tongue.

you can clearly see the head grasp in this one, and look at the mic move totally out of the way as he pulls liam’s face in.

but let’s be real, a stage ziam kiss isn’t out of character…

or a ziam behind the scenes kiss…

or a ziam pretend doll kiss…

or you know, dry humping…

or grinding…

or possessive grasping…

or rimming innuendo…

but anyways. i’m in the business of squeeing not convincing :D

Harry Potter and the Cock Blocker
  • Harry: You must be really good at Potions.
  • Draco: *flips through a magazine* Obviously.
  • Harry: It's not my best class.
  • Draco: *flips through the next page* Oh? Never would've guessed it.
  • Harry: well, you can't blame me. I can't help it if every time I think of your wand, I spill my potions.
  • Draco: *stops what he's doing and faces Harry* Is this another one of your weird verbal attempts to arouse me, Potter?
  • Harry: *looks at Draco with a glint in his eyes* Why? Is it working?
  • Draco: You're failing miserably. Just like Potions.
I Missed You (Villain! Deku x Hero! Reader)

“You were suppose to be dead.”

The quiet accusation didn’t deter the man sitting in your lounge from reading the book that you poured your soul into. It was one of the few things that kept you from shattering into pieces over the death you a year ago. How could he be here? In your living room at that! This bastard-how dare he! The skin became taunt as your hands grew into fist as you dropped everything.

He flipped through the book, undisturbed by your figure that stood appalled at the front door with your groceries laying fallen at the floor. He didn’t bother looking up at you for some time, not acknowledging your presence or words until he heard your clothes shift - you were about to walk towards him. He was actually starting to enjoy the book you cherished.

Midoriya stood up and closed the book, “If it all it took for me to break you was to die before your eyes, I would’ve done so sooner.” Deku said out loud calmly, almost philosophically as he rubbed his chin thoughtfully, as his green eyes drank in your crumbling visage.

“I hate you!” You screamed running towards him with your first raised, “Get out right now. Just get out you bastard!” Beating on his chest until he gripped your wrist in his callous hands. Why couldn’t you just hit his face once?! He needed to feel atleast some of the pain you felt during his absence, during your last fight, those last moments when you thought you killed him…

Izuku just watched as you break n front of his eyes. Part of him feel joy that you felt so strongly about him but another part of him didn’t enjoy seeing tears cloud up your eyes or hear your whimpered cries. He thought that seeing the hero he tried so hard to break years ago would grant him some satisfaction, but it didn’t it left a hollow feeling of….

Disappointment.

Taking a deep breathe, he wrapped his arms around your, letting you blather on about how much you hated him and wished he had died and etc. Izuku let out a low chuckle as he rested his cheek on top of your head. Gently rubbing your back, providing a comfort, while enjoying the moment for as long as it lasts.

“Why are you laughing you idiot?” You softly demanded, too tired from crying, as you to look up at your green haired nemisis. Was Deku really your enemy now? What kind of hero are you if you cared about a villain this much? Closing your eyes, you laid your head against his chest once more, exhausted from the emotional rollercoaster.

Grinning at the fact that you would be stubborn about how you really felt towards him, almost made him confess how bored he was during the year he left. Almost being the key word. “Just at the fact that you missed me and that you’re too ashamed to say it.” He pointed out. Damnit. He had you there. If only he wasn’t so observant then you would’ve avoided all of them, but then again, he wouldn’t have been a great villain if he couldn’t mastermind plans that challenged you.

“I didn’t miss you.” You lied without missing a beat. It’s the truth. Or so you told yourself so that you could believe it.

“If you didn’t miss me, then why are you in such a pitiful state?” He countered so easily that it felt like he was reading your moves during your fights.

“Ugh fine……” You swallowed up your pride before muttering under your breathe, “I miss you too Izuku.” Before quickly looking away to hide your flustered face.

“I missed you too _____.” Izuku confessed before pressing a soft, slightly chapped, kiss against your lips.

kabbykomlovekru  asked:

I can't tell my mom I'm bisexual because everytime I'm going to tell her, there is something on the news about the LGBT+ community and she just makes this face like all the people in the LGBT+ community is attention. I can't tell my friends either because we use to have a friend who was gay and my other friend would always make fun of him. And I don't want to be made fun of and stuff. I'm still friends with him but my best friend isn't. She doesn't know we are still friends.

Ugh, that’s awful. It sucks when you can’t have an outlet or anything to talk to about this. I’m assuming you’ve talked with your gay friend about it, so you have at least one person, but I know it’s really difficult when you can’t tell your close friends and family. Just know that there are so many people across the internet who you can talk to about this (myself included) even if it’s just to rant for a little while.

Mornings with Tai
  • Taiyang, waking up to Zwei licking face: Ugh, no! I didn't ask for a wake up, Zwei!
  • Taiyang, eating breakfast in silence: ...
  • Taiyang, staring longingly at pictures by TV: ...
  • Taiyang, teaching: You need to treat your weapon as an extension of you, but you can't let the weapon change how you fight...
  • Student: Mr... Why is Mr. Branwen away?
  • Taiyang: Because Mr. Branwen is on a mission right now, he's gone away for a bit.
  • Taiyang, on break: Eh, I'm happy enough. The girls are fine.
Sex with JB

So whenever Jaebum was in the mood he would be very subtle like you guys would be chilling on the couch and then he’d just tell you to come sit in his lap and while you were sitting he would kiss you on like your shoulders and neck and hands while whispering how beautiful you are and showering you in compliments and he’d just casually slide you back on his hard on until you catch the idea

¡DOM!

Kinks
Dom/Sub roles
Spanking
Hair pulling
Overstimulation
Slut shaming

Dom/Sub roles
Okay everybody knows how daddy JB is like there is no doubt about it this boy would love to be in control and have you follow his orders like a good girl he would punish you which is something he absolutely loves

Spanking
And speaking of punishing his favorite would be spanking, if you were to ever mouth off at Jaebum he would love to take you over his knee spanking would just be his favorite and sometimes he would he would want to change it up and use a flogger or crop whip with you on your hands and knees on the bed with him circling you dragging it across your body with a devilish smirk on his face

Hair pulling
I can just see Jaebum always loving to thread his fingers through your hair especially if he was taking you from behind he would wrap his hands in your hair and pull as he pounded you relentlessly or when you were on your knees sucking him off like a “good girl” he would thread his fingers in your hair to control your speed and occasionally pulling at your hair roughly to pull you back for air before shoving you back on his cock

Overstimulation
He would love overstimulation but he wouldn’t use it as a punishment he would do it for fun bc Jaebums a little shit he would make you cum over and over and when your completely fucked out and you tell him you can’t take anymore he’ll smirk and lean down and whisper “C’mon just one more for me baby girl” and of course you do it because its daddy and you have to listen like a good girl Jaebum and how can you say no to that beautiful smile

Slut shaming
I’m not talking about the bad kind this is that good shit like it would come out in random spurts like when he was taking you from behind and his hand are wrapped in your hair and hes close he would say “Your such a good little slut taking my cock so well” and whenever he was right on the edge he would grunt “Your Daddy’s little slut aren’t you?” making you shout it or he would stop what he was doing

Rough v Passionate
Rough sex with JB is very frequent and amazing like it would either start over jealousy or you guys fought or just because you looked really good that day you never really now when JB is going to pounce and during sex hes very fast with his thrusts quickly snapping in and out of you til you can barely catch your breath there’s lots of teasing and hes vocal whether hes grunting or dirty talking and whenever he is close he slows his thrusts down so he can go even deeper so he can make you cum before he lets go 
Passionate sex with is soft and cute he gives you small kisses on your shoulders and neck and up and down your arms with a small smile on his face and of course he goes down on and hes very slow so he can savour every moment and he softly pecks your thighs and looks at you with a look of adoration and once he finally starts eating you out he countinusly tells you how amazing you taste and how beautiful you are and once hes done he kisses his way up and its time for the main event, he goes very slow but its hard so he can drive into you and his arms are pulling your body closer to his body as his mouth explores your neck until both of you finish together

Aftercare
Aftercare with JB is the cutest thing ever like he would hop up and get a washcloth and start to clean you up and if he were to see a bruise he left he would shyly smile and apologize and the entire time he would be smiling and you wouldn’t know why so you would ask why he’s smiling and he would say it was nothing but in reality he’s smiling at how much he loves and adores you and after he’s done cleaning you up he would run to the kitchen to get you a bottle of water and a snack and cuddle you while stroking your hair whispering how great and amazing you are with that stupid smile on his face

Originally posted by ceohan

Merry Christmas!Oh my… I can’t believe I finished this! It took me a solid day. Elsa, I love and hate your clothes.

First I wanted to draw them building a snowman (obviously), but I couldn’t come up with an original idea. So what else can they do?

I imagine Elsa had some fun times teaching Anna to skate!

Garrett and Marian Banters - Mark of the Assassin
  • Fenris: Manservant...
  • Isabela: Aw, Fenris got his feelings hurt
  • Tallis: It's just a cover
  • Fenris: I'd like to cover him with six feet
  • Marian: Seems a bit excessive. Where are you planning on getting all these extra feet? I'm not donating mine to the cause. Or are you hiding more on you, aside from the two attached to your legs?
  • Fenris: It seems that the last six years have not dulled your absurdity, Marian
  • ---
  • Marian: Remind me why we're /looking/ for the big scaly things that can kill us?
  • Garrett: You wanted to impress a cute elf
  • Tallis: You think I'm cute?
  • Fenris: *smugly* Unless you have suddenly taken to referring to yourself as 'he' and 'him', then I am afraid you are out of luck on that front
  • Garrett: They were /her/ words, not mine
  • Marian: What, she /is/ cute!
  • ---
  • Tallis: I told her not to touch it! What part of that didn't she understand?!
  • Garrett: You clearly don't know my sister. With her 'don't touch anything' means 'touch everything'
  • Tallis: But that makes no sense!
  • Garrett: You didn't grow up with her
  • ---
  • Tallis: So are you married?
  • Marian: Are you talking to me? Really?
  • Tallis: Well, it's just- You're the Champion of Kirkwall, or one of them anyway. Big. Important. I don't know... just wondering if there was a wife behind the throne?
  • Marian: *laughs uncontrollably* As if I'd be able to stand through the ceremony long enough!
  • Tallis: So the stories are true
  • Marian: Come on, I thought everyone and their grandma knew I have the attention span of a nug!
  • Tallis: I meant that you snort when you giggle
  • Isabela: Ooh, you got caught out Birdie!
  • Marian: Blast, my darkest secret revealed!
  • Garrett: That's nothing. When we were children, she used to- Hmph!
  • Marian: And that's enough out of you, little brother
  • ---
  • Tallis: So... you and Marian are together?
  • Isabela: Yep
  • Tallis: But you have no interest in marrying her?
  • Isabela: Why would I? I don't need a piece of paper to prove anything, and I hate being tied down
  • Tallis: And her flirting with me doesn't bother you? At all?
  • Isabela: So long as you ask nicely and promise not to steal her away, I'll share. There's a lot of Birdie to go around
  • Marian: Love ya Queenie
  • Isabela: *laughs* I love you too Birdie
  • ---
  • Marian and Garrett: What?
  • Tallis: You really are twins, aren't you?
  • Garrett: Is that why you were staring?
  • Marian: But we're identical in every way!
  • Isabela: Might want to look down Birdie, I think you've lost your beard
  • Marian: Blast, not again
  • Garrett: You can borrow mine if you like
  • Marian: What, and get Fenris cooties all over my face? No thanks
  • ---
  • Isabela: I heard something interesting the other night. About Castillion
  • Marian: You have pretty eyes
  • Isabela: Don't even try that on me Birdie. What did you and Fenris do?
  • Fenris: We did nothing. It was a complete accident
  • Marian: He ran into my knife
  • Isabela: Birdie, you didn't!
  • Fenris: *smugly* He ran into her knife ten times
  • ---
  • Marian: You've done something with your hair. It looks... different
  • Isabela: What? My hair always looks like this
  • Marian: No, it's usually sleeker... Straighter... Is that how it naturally looks?
  • Isabela: Ugh, Andraste's granny pants...
  • Marian: It looks gorgeous. You should leave it like that more often
  • Isabela: ...You think so?
  • Marian: Absolutely Queenie. I mean it
  • Isabela: Oh stop you, before I feel grateful enough to drag you into the bushes for some private time
  • ---
  • Tallis: So are /you/ married?
  • Garrett: Are you trying to see if I snort when I laugh too?
  • Tallis: *laughs* Damn he saw right through me. But... in all seriousness you /are/ one of the most important people in Kirkwall. Just curious
  • Garrett: Well, I'm not. Though I might have someone in mind
  • Tallis: So why are you not-?
  • Garrett: The situation in Kirkwall is precarious. There'll be time enough for that later, just... not now
  • ---
  • Tallis: So, you and Garrett?
  • Fenris: Must you poke your nose where it does not belong?
  • Tallis: I'm just curious
  • Fenris: Take your curiosity elsewhere. Our affairs are not yours
  • ---
  • Garrett: How do you stand it?
  • Marian: By putting it on its legs
  • Garrett: *groans* Not the table, I meant these parties. I just- ugh, how could you possibly enjoy it?
  • Marian: How could I enjoy fine clothes, free food and all the gossip in Thedas? How could you not?
  • Garrett: The free food is nice, I suppose
  • ---
  • Marian: Don't turn around
  • Garrett: Fifi De Launcet?
  • Marian: Dulci actually. She looks like she's itching to come here and complain about something. Maybe because you didn't shave?
  • Garrett: Ugh
  • ---
  • Marian: Ah wine, excellent. I need to be even more plastered than I thought before this is over
  • Garrett: Is there a reason you're taking /my/ wine glass?
  • Marian: Mine had an unfortunate encounter with Lady Thrennhold's dress. Took a mind of its own when she implied that someone needed to fix your 'unkempt appearance'
  • Garrett: What's unkempt about it?
  • Marian: Your hair mostly. Particularly the hair on your face
  • Garrett: We can't all compete with Duke Prosper over who has the most impressive facial hair
  • ---
  • Garrett: Avoid that Comte if you can; the old one sitting on that bench over there. He was saying some... rather unpleasant things earlier
  • Marian: Like what?
  • Garrett: Nothing too awful, but...
  • Marian: Gary...
  • Garrett: He was complaining about your... sense of humour
  • Marian: What's wrong with it?
  • Garrett: You really need to ask? Don't worry. I took care of it
  • Marian: What did you-?
  • Garrett: You'll see when he tries standing up
  • ---
  • Marian: I can't believe you
  • Garrett: Hm?
  • Marian: All these years, and I thought you had no sense of humour
  • Garrett: Ah, the Comte is having a little trouble with his breeches is he?
  • Marian: *laughs* The guards had to hold candles under the bench for a good ten minutes until the ice thawed. And the whole time he complained about the state of his privates. Seriously Gary, that was downright diabolical
  • Garrett: Anything for my big sister
  • ---
  • Marian: *sniggers* Knickers
  • Garrett: Making friends?
  • Marian: I already know most of the people here, but I only just wormed the knickers story out of Fifi de Launcet. Meanwhile, you seem to be acquainting yourself with the buffet
  • Garrett: It's one of the most interesting guests here that doesn't question our choices in lovers. But I did see someone interesting. Do you remember Sister Leliana?
  • Marian: From the Lothering Chantry, the one Carver fancied? Why are you...? /No/
  • Garrett: Just over there, in the pink dress. I almost didn't recognise her, but I'm sure it's the same Leliana
  • Marian: I didn't realise Chantry sisters attended high society parties
  • Garrett: What's more is that Tallis seemed to know her
  • Marian: I get the feeling that this is something we should keep our noses out of for once
  • Garrett: Agreed
  • ---
  • Marian: Leopold is going to be a wyvern with a very unhappy tummy
  • Garrett: Once you're done messing with the wyvern's lunch, can we move on before the cook realises you lied to her?
  • ---
  • Tallis: You know what you're doing. Who trained you?
  • Marian: My mother, believe it or not. Apparently you learn a few things about stealth when you sneak out to meet your apostate lover on a regular basis
  • Garrett: Wait, /mother/ taught you how to do this? Since when?
  • Marian: You had your training, I had mine
  • ---
  • Marian: *sigh* Why is it always the cute ones?
  • Isabela: Didn't you know? It's in the job description for being the backstabbing rogue
  • Marian: Well that explains a few things
  • ---
  • Garrett: More of these things?
  • Marian: You be careful brother dearest, else I'll think you're missing the Orlesians
  • Garrett: I think I'll take the nasty little gremlins thanks
  • Fenris: Is there a difference?
  • Isabela: *giggles* Ghast-hole
  • ---
  • Garrett: I get the feeling you wanting to help Tallis has less to do with protecting innocents and more to do with getting in her pants
  • Marian: *indignant gasp* How could you say such a thing? Do you really think I would be so selfish as to-?
  • Garrett: Yes
  • Isabela: Yes
  • Fenris: Yes
  • Marian: ...well okay maybe a little
  • Garrett: And you're okay with this Isabela?
  • Isabela: What? It's not like she didn't ask me first. Birdie might be a horny little shit, but she always makes sure I'm okay with it before she goes chasing after anyone
  • Marian: We do this thing called 'communicating.' You know, the thing you and Fenris recently learned how to do
  • Isabela: Only took you three years of blue balls to manage it
  • Garrett: Bela!
  • ---
  • Fenris: When you were speaking with Tallis about marriage... You said you had someone in mind
  • Garrett: I did
  • Fenris: And might I ask...?
  • Garrett: *sigh* Of course I meant you Fenris, why would I ever even entertain the idea of anyone else?
  • Fenris: ...Do you mean that? You would wish for us to marry?
  • Garrett: Yes, but only if that's what you want
  • Fenris: I ah... I merely thought that-
  • Garrett: Fenris, if I wasn't completely serious about us, about being with you, do you think I would have waited for three years?
  • Fenris: You make an excellent point. Perhaps we shall discuss it further later... Away from present company
  • Marian: Oh please don't stop on our account
  • Isabela: Keep going, I need to write this down. Varric will be green with envy that he missed /this/
  • Tallis: As romantic as this is, and as nice as the warm fuzzy feelings are, we do have to stop Salit. Like, right now
Horoscopes
  • Aries: You have much in common with...a tree. A sadness that no one can see or understand; communication only through silence and wind. Skin made of wood. The way you collect sustenance through roots buried in soil. You are very very much like a tree. Almost impossible to tell the difference.
  • Taurus: Today is the day that you change everything! Oh, I'm sorry, I misspoke, I'm sorry. Let me try that again, okay? Today is the day that everything changes you! You will be completely unrecognizable. Yeah, that's it, there you go.
  • Gemini: How scared are you of centipedes, Gemini? I mean, no reason. The stars are just asking. Like...are you super, super scared, because I can't say for sure, but you're pretty brave...right? Like, you could handle a couple of centipedes. You could handle...a bunch of centipedes, right Gemini? No reason, I'm just asking.
  • Cancer: Today is an excellent day for you to demand a promotion, to approach the one that you've been secretly thinking about for years, to try your hand at that new hobby that you are considering. Unfortunately, it is a terrible day for getting that promotion, having that person say yes, and not injuring yourself badly on a power sander. But you should at least feel great about the attempt!
  • Leo: There's just a thick green smudge here, and the word, “Cryptotoxicology”? So I guess that's a good thing, right?
  • Virgo: Now, wait. There are still some of you left? How did you survive the great culling of Virgos that swept through—oh you know what, I'm sorry. That's not til next week. Sorry, I got confused there. Oh yeah, today looks very good for you Virgo. Maybe use this lovely day to get all your affairs in order, just a thought.
  • Libra: All your dreams will come true today! Or...I mean...one of them will. You know that recurring dream where you're chased through a house that seems like your own but it isn't quite, by a swarm of bees that you can't see even though you totally know that they're there? Well, it's not that recurring dream...it's the other one. And I am so, so sorry.
  • Scorpio: Your arms look weird, and your face is a natural irritant. And your personality leaves MUCH to be desired. The principle desire being your immediate absence. YOU DISGUST ME STEVE CARLSBER—I mean...Scorpios? Ugh. Scorpios, right?
  • Sagittarius: Buy a tourniquet. The best that money can buy.
  • Capricorn: Today's lucky number is...Imaginary! But coincidentally, so are you, and your entire experience of the world.
  • Aquarius: You wanna make some money fast? I dunno, rob somebody. Commit fraud. There's lots of ways.
  • Pieces: YOU'VE JUST WON ANOTHER BRAND NEW CAR! You stare bleakly at your home filled with stacks upon stacks of new cars, occupying every possible space at impossible angles. Today's brand new car is wheeled in, and as you feel its bulk pressing up against you, taking the last bit of your home that has still been yours to live in, you feel tears hot upon your cheeks. Congratulations on your prize.
  • Did I spend half an hour transcribing the WTNV The Librarian horoscopes just for a Tumblr chat post? You bet your ass I did