- Cockles Haters: God, I hate Cockles.
- Cockles Shippers: Ugh, me too. So gross!
- Cockles Haters: No ... like I REALLY hate that ship.
- Cockles Shippers: Yeah, I know. I do too! All the soft touches and heart eyes, they just need to stop already!
- Cockles Haters: No -- you dumbass, I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF THEM BEING TOGETHER. THEY HAVE WIVES.
- Cockles Shippers: Seriously! Those poor women-- always having to deal with their husbands' grotesque flirting. Well, at least they have each other to flirt with, right?
- Cockles Haters: ????
- Cockles Shippers: 😊😊😊
- Cockles Haters: I hate JMDV too.
- Cockles Shippers: Oh I know! ThEy'Re sO gROsS!
What if (not true but ugh) gryles were dating and happy but Harry can't come out yet and Nick cant deal with that cos he finally is out and wont be in the closet again and Harry runs away to la but theyre in love and lots of angst and fluff