ugh i am sorry i just can't see this happening for me

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"

bearceptionus  asked:

hi. i live and breathe for shy sidney. it's been amazing. i like to imagine - geno really wants to support sidney and help him speak up more. whenever he can tell that sidney is thinking about something, is about to say something, etc, he just - watches so patiently. Sidney, biting his lip, starting a sentence a few times, and Geno just 100% attentive, nodding, ready to listen. and Omg the first time Sidney really asks for something? Geno can't stop kissing him - my sid, so smart and so good.

Geno thinks Sidney says something, but he can’t quite hear over the noise of the blender.

“What?” Geno asks. He presses pause on the blender and turns to Sidney, who’s looking over some papers from work. “Sorry, blender loud. You say something?”

Sidney blinks, then shakes his head. “No, never mind. I can take care of it.”

He shuffles off. 

The next time it happens, Geno’s flipping bacon and Sidney’s voice is low–Geno catches the phrase of “wouldn’t it be nice” and “snow.” 

“Be nice what?” Geno asks, a little loudly so Sidney can hear him over the sizzling of the skillet and fan. “Sorry, I’m not catch.”

Sidney flips through his magazine, then shakes his head. “No, it’s nothing important.”

-

Sidney doesn’t speak too often, Geno finds out. He starts sentences, then stops. He bites his lower lip, looks around, then dismisses himself. Geno tells one of the rookies, and they groan, “Ugh, my girlfriend does that too. I mean, why can’t she just say what’s on her mind? Like the other night, she asked me what I wanted to eat for dinner and said no to every suggestion until I said the restaurant she’d been looking at on Yelp for a week. Why can’t she just say that in the first place?”

Geno frowns. He doesn’t think Sidney’s doing it for attention, much less on purpose. 

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eurekapendragon  asked:

Hi Lissa! *SCREAM cause finally the ask box is open* What would Mitsuhide, Nobunaga, Kennyo and Kenshin (my faves💟. Wait WHY are they all dom?!) when after a very veeeery rough night the MX is very sore (poor thing)? Dunno, she can be just very tired and sleepy for all day, can't get up, or can't walk, or aching... (I DON'T KNOW whether it's a legend or a reality). How would they react? Concerned, smug, jerk, sorry (XD) And then what would they do? How would they treat her?

Hi! Lucky you, darling… you’re the first of many an imagine!

This one just speaks to me so much and is 1000% up my alley because I’m not gonna lie, I’m very swiftly falling for Kennyo and I’m already lost to Kenshin, Mitsuhide and Nobunaga, plus floof like this following not-so-floof is just fab -w-

But like I honestly can’t see any of the boys genuinely being dicks after a rough night, so it’s pretty floofy and sweet -3-

I wanted to post this with another ask last night, but stuff happened and I couldn’t finish the other one, so I’m having to post this one alone. Another will be coming tomorrow, or hopefully more!

Also, I cannot talk to anyone after posting this; I’m heading straight to bed, so to anyone reading this, if you message me or ask me something, I won’t be able to reply until tomorrow morning. Those who’ve sent in asks that aren’t requests, I’ll answer them in the morning, I promise~ I haven’t forgotten you guys!


Oda Forces (Azuchi Castle)

Mitsuhide

  • So this one’s up and out before you wake up after your rough night together.
  • He’s quick to spot his own bruises and marks, but quicker to notice yours.
  • When he slips out of the futon, having a plethora of things to do and wanting to get them out of the way early, the blanket slides off you, baring your legs, arms, shoulders and a bit of your stomach where your kimono has been tugged out of the way.
  • He genuinely stops dead, peering down closely at you in the dim morning light.
  • He’s bruised your hips, he sees, and a rather questionable amount of other places. It’s normal for you both to end up covered in bites and hickeys, but he’s never bruised your pelvis before.
  • He narrows his eyes.
  • She’ll be in pain when she wakes up, I would imagine. I can’t be having that.
  • He gets ready faster than normal so that he has time to go to the medical office and retrieve a lotion he’s used many a time after battles, one that helps to dull pain, although it won’t take it away completely.
  • He’s so careful and gentle, smoothing the cream over every bite, bruise and mark he can find, and he kisses them all just before he puts the cream on, silently apologising for being so rough.
  • It takes him no less than fifteen minutes after he’s done to drag himself away from you.
  • He rushes through his duties and jobs for the day, completing them with a determined, fierce concentration that has nearly everyone in Azuchi quaking in their boots.
  • Even when Nobunaga asks him amusedly if he’s missing you, he simply gives his lord a thin smile, answering, “I find that I am, my lord. As such, I’ll go on with my work, so that I can return to her shortly.”
  • Nobunaga’s never laughed so hard in his life.
  • It’s the late evening when he gets back, having not seen you around the castle, and slips into your room.
  • “Ow. Come on, just a bit more-”
  • He barely moves fast enough to catch you, you having stood up from the futon at long last, only for your legs to buckle underneath you.
  • “Really, now,” He hisses out a laugh into your ear, carefully shifting you in his arms so he can scoop you up and hold you against his chest. His eyes are far too smug when he smirks down at you. “Was I really so skillful last night that even your insides are sore?”
  • You practically turn into a lobster from embarrassment, smacking at his chest and shouting, “Oh my God, shut up! You’re awful!”
  • He howls with laughter now, strutting off toward the door. You shriek, tugging your kimono around your otherwise bare body tighter. “Where are we going?”
  • He wanders off through the castle, taking a completely deserted and empty route, and answers simply, “To the hot springs. I believe some thorough making up is in order for last night.”
  • Hooo, boi… let’s hope the hot springs are empty -w-

Nobunaga

  • He wakes up in the morning with you in his arms as usual, and everything’s perfect, sunlight streaming in, you breathing softly against him, birds chirping outside. He doesn’t open his eyes, feeling no need to.
  • But then you suddenly make a sound, one he knows isn’t of pleasure.
  • His eyes open, and he instantly freezes up.
  • You’re absolutely littered with marks, all over your visible skin. Bites, hickeys, even scratches… they’re all over you.
  • He has to stifle a smirk, but then he lets his form anyway.
  • We were rather rough last night.
  • By the time you wake up, he’s already gotten up and had breakfast brought in for the both of you. He sits beside you where you lie in the futon, watching you stir, face contorted in mild pain.
  • “Ugh…” Your eyes crack open, and you move your arm to the side, only to then groan softly, wincing. “Nobunaga…”
  • He’s feeling more and more smug by the second. “Yes?”
  • Your eyes snap to his face. Instantly, you’re scowling.
  • “Why am I so sore?” You ask him, receiving only a shit-eating grin in response. You try to sit up, only to then moan and fall back in pain at the aching you feel down below. “Oh my God. I know we were rough last night, by holy hell, I’m hurting so much right now.”
  • As much as his ego is inflating to the size of the moon at how well and truly he “conquered” you, he doesn’t enjoy the fact that you’re hurting now, and not feeling pleasure from it at the very least.
  • So, he moves the tray of food over to his side, then settles himself behind you. You can only blink in surprise as he sits there, then tucks his arms under you, carefully shifting you back until you’re laying back against his chest, straightening you up slowly so as to reduce the pain of moving.
  • “Nobunaga?” He grins again, starting to run his hands extremely gently over your arms, then down to your hands, massaging them with a tenderness that seems impossible considering how fierce he was last night.
  • “It appears I was almost too thorough in reclaiming my territory last night.” He murmurs in your ear. “Although you were truly magnificent, unravelled as you were, I detest to see you in pain. I protect what is mine. As such,”
  • He massages over your hips now, then your stomach, pressing a gentle kiss to a patch of unmarked skin in the juncture of your neck and shoulder. “Allow me to take care of my territory as I see fit.”
  • How could anyone even try to say no though?
  • For the whole day, even though he has to deal with a few things here and there, he stays with you.
  • He’ll cuddle you and be the complete opposite of last night, helping you to move when you need to, and kissing away the pain when it distracts you enough for him to notice.
  • Expect to be pampered.
  • A trip to the nearby hot springs is also confirmed very likely.
  • He’ll continue to kiss and touch you, of course, but he’ll completely avoid touching anywhere that’s sore.
  • If you feel like walking at any point, sucks for you.
  • This one will insist on carrying you everywhere.
  • Anything for his princess~

Uesugi-Takeda Forces (Kasugayama Castle)

Kenshin

  • It’s been a while since he’s had a night with you, so both of you sort of just went mad and there was no restraint in the slightest.
  • But he’s pretty oblivious to any pain he should be feeling from the scratches on his back and bites on his shoulders when he wakes up.
  • He’s only just returned from a battle and so has the day off to rest, since he, of course, obliterated the enemy.
  • So, he wakes up and gets some pickled plums and sips at some sake while he’s at it, laying beside you and watching your soft breathing with a rare, gentle gaze.
  • But he’s also staring rather intently at the aggressive bites littering your throat and chest, and shoulders, and arms, and stomach…
  • Oops.
  • At first, he just finds this quite amusing.
  • That it, until you wake up with a quiet, pained moan. “Ow. Ah, God… ow…”
  • He blinks, surprised. This isn’t what he was expecting from you.
  • You heave yourself up, kimono loosely draped around yourself, with another pained groan. It’s now that you notice Kenshin studying you and almost jump out of your skin, succeeding only in causing yourself to tense up when your lower body cries out in protest.
  • Kenshin frowns. He’s confused. “What’s wrong?”
  • Oh, hang on a tic. You’re blushing.
  • Ah. He must have been a bit too rough with you.
  • He smirks. He just can’t help it.
  • “This is quite a change from how you were moaning and screaming out for me last night-”
  • “Kenshin, stop it! Don’t say that!”
  • He’s laughing on the inside, I promise.
  • He just gives you a real smile at the indignant look of mortification you’re giving him, handing you one of the precious plums. It’s honestly only because it’s his fault you’re in pain. “Eat.”
  • You huff but accept the food with a muttered thank you, nibbling on it. At the same time, he’s moving around, momentarily popping out to wander off into the castle. When he comes back, you expect nothing.
  • So, it’s a very pleasant surprise when he returns and sits beside you, sweeping your hair out of the way and dabbing something cool on your skin. “Kenshin? What are you doing?”
  • He allows himself a little laugh, answering, “I’m taking the pain away. I can’t have what is mine suffering.”
  • And he then proceeds to, quite literally, mend every part of his “territory” by hand, covering every mark and sore spot with the cream to lessen the aching.
  • He’ll repeatefly offer you sake to numb it more but you decline it every time.
  • He drinks it for you.
  • More for him amiright~
  • But he just spends the day with you talking about anything, listening to you when he asks you to talk about your old life and anything that’s been worrying you lately.
  • Eventually you’ll start stroking his hair while he does the same to you, and he’ll kiss you to sleep before he follows you into oblivion.

Others

Kennyo

  • He’s up and out early with stuff to do, so he doesn’t have the luxury of waking up with you.
  • However, he’s going about his sinister life with a smirk, thoroughly satisfied after last night’s rather intense activities.
  • When he comes back, though, he’s so used to seeing you up and about in the current stronghold that he’s taken aback when he finds you still in bed come sunset.
  • At first, he’s suspicious. He can’t help it. “___, what are you doing in bed at this time?”
  • There’s a mumble from under the mound of you and blanket. He scowls, unable to hear you, and approaches you before kneeling down. “I can’t hear you. Stop mumbling into the blanket and speak.”
  • You shift the blanket, just enough that your words escape. “A certain someone made sure that I had to stay in bed all day.”
  • The words baffle him.
  • Well, for about thirty seconds, and then he notices your wince when you shift your hips and the blush on your face.
  • He just bursts into sadistic laughter. “Ah, so that’s why you mumbled.”
  • You’re wrapped loosely in your kimono under the blanket, he sees, and so tugs the latter out of the way, ignoring your cry of protest. He peers down at you, observing the light bruising on your hips and thighs, and the collection of deep bites and hickeys adorning your throat.
  • Wow. He must have really been rough with you.
  • There’s a twinge of guilt in him at the thought that he’s hurt you, and he sighs quietly, pushing to his feet without a word. You stare after him, expression almost worried, but you have literally no choice but to wait until he returns.
  • When he comes back, he has a small vial of cream and a little container of medicine. He sits down, reaching out to carefully pull you onto his lap, being mindful of moving you too harshly. He lifts the container to your lips, murmuring, “Drink. It will ease the pain.”
  • While you’re forcing it down, he starts to dab the cream onto your skin, a remedy often used by his so-called vassals to ease the pain of wounds.
  • Even when you’re finished with the medicine, you curl into him, focusing on him massaging your skin soothingly, with a touch so tender it almost seems fundamentally wrong given his nature.
  • He’s so gentle that you fall asleep in his arms, holding onto his clothes and breathing quietly into his neck.
  • He shakes his head, but he can’t stop his smile. “How an innocent angel like you can love a demon like I, I’ll never know.”
  • He tucks you back into bed, and then stays with you the whole night.
  • Anything you need, he gets it. Food, drinks, no problem!
  • Need to move or want to go somewhere? He’ll carry you about like a princess~
  • And the whole time, he’s showering you with little shows of affection. A stroke of your hair, a careful kiss to one of your bruises, or a rub over your hips to ease your pain…
  • He might be a demon, but he’s your demon, and you’re his angel and he’d give the world for you~
I’m Sorry, I Can't (FF) Part 1

Genre: Angst, Gang!au

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Group: BTS and GOT7

Warnings: Violence, Swearing, Homicide(Murder), Death

Author Note: Hi! This is a new series I’m gonna write. Im not abandoning the Jungkook series, but, people seemed to loose interest so I’m going to work on short series or one shots more. Please show me some love and leave positive messages. Also sorry for all the Got7 in my fanfics, i just love both groups so much. Thanks for reading. <3

Summary: Your part of one of the largest gangs in the city, you only have one rival gang. You are on your fourth anniversary date with your boyfriend Park Jimin, he took you to an amusement park, but then everything goes wrong. Your on your rival gangs turf, so you know something bad is gonna happen. 

Originally posted by bwipsul

I love amusement park and I love Park Jimin, so, this is the perfect place to be, especially on a day like today. It was hot, but not too hot, the sun as shining -I am probs gonna get burnt- and Jimin is holding my hand. We’ve been friends for more than half our lives, and we’ve been dating for four years today. Ive loved every moment with this cute little mochi; His smile, his eyes, his hair -his booty-. He’s amazing. Its our 4 year anniversary and Jimin took me to an amusement park (my favourite). We were holding hands and looking at all the food we could eat and rides we could ride.

“Bet you’d throw up if you went on that roller coaster” I challenged Jimin.

“Bet you I won’t” He replied.

“How bout this, If I don’t puke, you have to buy me ice cream. But, if I do puke I buy you ice cream” He said.

“Deal” I said and we shook on it.

We both walked into the line for the ride. It was a HUGE roller coaster, that went upside down, in loops and had huge drops. Jimin looked nervous as we got on the ride, in a cart for two.

“I like mint chocolate chip ice cream” I said with a snicker to Jimin before the ride started.

He grabbed my hand as soon as it took off. He started screaming and I just laughed, He was terrified and i was ecstatic. We were both high on adrenaline. The ride started to go into loops. I could see Jimin was on the verge of loosing his cotton candy from earlier.

“MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!” I screamed as the ride went upside down.

Jimin closed his eyes, he was probably going to his happy place. The ride ended and we got off. It was a puke free ride.

“So… I like vanilla. Thanks babe!” Jimin said to me and legit skipped to the nearest ice cream stand.

There was a cute, little ice cream stand a few feet away.

“Hi. I’ll get one vanilla cone, please.” Jimin said and smiled at me.

“Ugh, and a mint chocolate chip cone, thanks.” He gave the order to the cashier and he got the ice creams for us.

he payed for my ice cream and I payed for his. We both looked so happy with our ice creams, we were like little kids. We sat on a dainty bench and ate our ice creams. We didn’t even start a conversation, we were just so focused on how delicious the food was.

“Done.” Jimin said and stood up to throw out the napkin he grabbed.

“I know you. What the fuck are you doing here? Don’t you know that this is our turf?” A tall man dressed in all black said to me.

He walked closer to me, i recognized him. He was a member of a rival gang. My parents were gang leaders, until they died, now me and my brother are the new leaders. He is mostly in charge cause he’s older, but, i help out a lot too. My brother is more of a behind the scene kinda guy, where as I’m more of a fighter, I’m always a part of the action.

“Get the fuck outa here before i beat you, punk.” The man angrily murmured as he picked me up by my collar.

I was so done with his shit, I grabbed his arms and pulled them off my collar, i fell back on my feet. He got angrier, i smirked. I kicked his knees and he fell to the ground. I put my foot on his chest, he was just lucky i wasn’t wearing heals.

“Not even a challenge. Tell your gang ‘good luck from the Got7’, loser” I said to him and turned away.

Jimin was standing there, shocked.

“You…” He stuttered.

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you.” I said and looked at my feet.

“Your apart of my rival gang. The leader?” He finally said.

Part 2 of Captain Undepants Outtakes
  • George and Harold: you are now the greatest superhero of all time The Amazing Captain Underpants!
  • Captain Underpants: Tra la laa-*coughs* water need water !
  • George and Harold: (laughing)
  • Director: get him water someone
  • Harold: Captain Underpants is that really you ?
  • Captain Underpants: let's see underpants (stretches them then lets go) ...Ow
  • Harold: (laughing) that's gotta hurt!
  • Captain Underpants: it did
  • (Captain Underpants jumping out the window)
  • Captain Underpants: let's see what's a foot
  • (George and Harold look out the window)
  • George: ooh he fell on the Director !
  • Captain Underpants: I'm okay!
  • Director: I'm not!
  • (Captain Underpants on a building about to fight an inflated Ape)
  • Captain Underpants: to infinity and beyond !
  • Director: cut!
  • Captain Underpants: (laughing) wrong movie !
  • Director: and action!
  • Harold: Ed Helms you can't actually fly !
  • George: what did you just call him?!
  • Harold: aw man !
  • Director: try again
  • Harold: (dramatically and on his knees) Captain Underpants you can't actually fly !
  • George: (laughing) dude really?!
  • Harold: too much drama?
  • (Back in the treehouse)
  • Harold: we have to turn him back into Krupp
  • George : I know, I know but can we take a moment to acknowledge what's happening here please I mean Ed is ....Captain Underpants I said Captain Underpants!
  • Harold: you called him Ed!
  • George: it's your fault!
  • Director: and action !
  • Captain Underpants: now it's time to fly again
  • George: no no no !
  • (George throws the cup of water at Harold)
  • Harold: d-dude !
  • George: (trying not to laugh) sorry
  • Director: try again
  • Captain Underpants: now it's time to fly again
  • George: no no no !
  • (Throws the water at the camera lens)
  • George: (laughing) oh my goodness I'm so sorry!
  • (Harold and Captain Underpants laugh)
  • (Captain Underpants reverting back to Krupp )
  • Krupp: what ? where am I (sees he's in his underwear ) Aah where my pants ?!
  • Harold: oh no he's Helms again
  • Krupp : seriously?
  • Harold: sorry I did it again !
  • George: (laughing)
  • (Professor P getting interviewed by Captain Underpants who's disguise as Krupp)
  • Captain Underpants: (while reading Professor P's file) hmm ...says here you're a science teacher?
  • Professor P: not exactly
  • Captain Underpants: but you have teaching experience?
  • Professor P: oh no I can't say that I do
  • Captain Underpants: not even like babysitting?
  • (Professor P tries to hop on the desk but misses and falls )
  • Professor P: I would never...whoa ..Ow
  • Harold: (holding back his laughter) are you okay?
  • Director: and action
  • ( Professor P putting his arms around George and Harold)
  • Professor P: but honestly kids smiles brighten my heart and fill me with...Aw man lines !
  • (Professed P. Teaching class)
  • Professor P: hiya class I'm your cool new teacher not some hairy guy with a...wait wait that's wrong?
  • Director: take two
  • Professor P: hiya class I'm your cool new teacher not some dairy guy with a secret evil...dairy seriously?!
  • Professor P: hiya class I'm your cool new teacher not some scary with a secret evil blah la bleh (laughing) sorry so sorry!
  • Professor P: if there was one thing about this world you can change what would it be?
  • Little Girl: oh oh peace on earth!
  • Professor P: unattainable
  • Professor P: anyone else
  • (George and Harold whispering to each other)
  • George: Pacific Ocean into chocolate
  • Harold: Atlantic into nacho cheese
  • George: it's like we're the same person but so...ugh forgot my lines!
  • (Next scene )
  • Professor P: if I had to change one thing about the world it would ...(he slips ) ...Whoa!
  • (The class laughs)
  • (Next scene with Professor P. Pulling out a diagram of the Brain )
  • Professor P: this is the brain of an average child , right here is the thinking-about-candy...uh what was it again?
  • Director: cut !
  • Professor P: this is the fear-what's -under the...earlobe ? Wait bed lobe it's bed lobe..drat!
  • Director : cut!
  • Professor: and this , this is the haha-chuckle.... Ugh man it's hard to remember all these ridiculous parts of the brain!
  • (Next scene)
  • Harold: isn't laughter the best medicine ?
  • Professor P: MEDICINE is the best Medicine!
  • (George raises his hand)
  • Professor P: what ?
  • George: what does the P stand for?
  • Professor P: excuse me?
  • George: the P in your name what does it stand for?
  • Professor P: oh it's private
  • George: so does that mean your name is Professor Privates?
  • Professor P: (snickers) I'm sorry I'm sorry
  • (Professor P standing on George's desk )
  • Professor P: Principals office now !
  • (Hops on Harold's desk but immediately falls off)
  • Professor P: you to...AAAH ...ouch
  • (Everyone laughs)
  • Professor P: stop laughing this is why I want to get rid of laughter !
  • (Next scene where George and Harold walk into Mr. Krupp's office)
  • George : we gotta do something about that new science teacher.
  • (Harold sitting on Krupp's desk but slips off)
  • Harold : he's a way ...Whoa oof!
  • (George and Mr. Krupp laugh)
  • Mr. Krupp: (snickers) are you okay?
  • Harold: I think I broke my nose!
  • Director : and action
  • George : (putting his legs on The Principals desk) I didn't think that was possible .
  • Mr. Krupp: Whoa whoa wait a second!
  • Harold: tell me about it
  • (Suddenly George falls off the chair)
  • George: Aaaah..Ow!
  • Harold : (laughing ) is everyone slipping a running gag now?
  • Director : and action!
  • Mr. Krupp : where's the respect I AM YOUR PRINCIPAL!!! (Pounds on the desk)
  • George: wait is he Krupp again?
  • Mr. Krupp: Kevin !
  • George : again with Kevin?!
  • Mr. Krupp: hey you kept calling me Helms!
  • Harold : and Ed
  • George: you called him Ed !
  • Harold : oh yeah ..(laughing ) my bad
  • Director : everyone take 5
  • (And that was part 2 sorry it took long and forgive my grammar errors )
The only one - Chapter 14

Reader x Jimin (?)

Warnings: Smut

Words: 3,227

Chapters: 13 ,

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I couldn’t get my head around it, how could she cheat on him, why did she? I needed answers. “Baby?”, Jimin groaned out, he lifted his head which was resting low on my stomach, “yeah?”, “why aren’t you sleeping? It's…”, he looked over to the clock on the wall, “quarter to 6, go back to sleep”, i shook my head and began combing his hair with my fingers, “it’s okay, I’ll have to get up for work soon anyways, you sleep, you need it”, “nope, you’re sleeping with me”, with that he pulled me down and hugged me, I laughed as i tried to get out of his tight embrace, “Jimin-ie…”, i whined, “(y/n)…,please”. I looked up at him, he was pouting and I sighed and gave in, “fine, but wake me up at 7”.

I felt small, delicate kisses being placed all over my face, as well as tiny hands cupping it. I scrunched my nose in response, to which i got a shriek mixed with a giggle, “mommy, up now, work time”, Mikey climbed onto my stomach and started bouncing up and down, making me groan and open my eyes, “okay, okay, I’m up”. I turned to my side to see nothing, “baby, where’s Jimin?”, “Minmin is making breakfast, he tolded me to get mummy up”, “oh okay, let’s get down then”.

I carried Mikey downstairs to the kitchen to find Jimin placing plates full of food on the dining table, “morning beautiful”, Jimin said, taking Mikey from me and placing a kiss on the edge of my lips, “morning, what time is it?”, i asked sitting down at the table, Jimin placed Mikey on the chair next to mine before sitting down himself, “it is now…”, he looked at his watch, “almost half ten”, my eyes widened, “half ten?! I thought i told you to wake me at seven, Jimin I’m late and so is Mikey”. I stood up from the table to leave, but Jimin grabbed my wrist, “(y/n), I called in for the two of you, so you can take the day of”, “why?”, “because i felt like we need it, just one day to ourselves, trust me i would have done it another day, but Jackson is going to take Mikey tomorrow and i just want us to be the way we were before”. He did have good intentions, i couldn’t be angry at him for it, “okay”, i sat back down, Jimin placed a kiss on my hand and smiled, “have you planned anything then?”, he nodded his head, “but it’s a surprise, so i just need the two of you to be dressed by 5”.

It soon came around to 5 and i got myself and Mikey dressed in something warm as it was quite chilly and then were on our way.

“FESTIVALLLLLL!”, Mikey screamed out, kicking his legs in excitement, Jimin began to chuckle and told him to calm down. “Mommy, Minmin tell me about this, then i really wanted to go”, he explained are, “really?! What type of festival is it?”, “it a festival for all, different people”. I furrowed my brows and looked at Jimin, “he means culture wise, it’s a multicultural festival”, “oh, that should be fun”.

“Asian!”, Mikey screamed running towards the Asian section, “i get he is Asian, but I blame the mother for his obsession”, “shut up”, I mumbled shoving him a little. “Minmin, mommy, hurrryyy”, Mikey whined as he pouted, “okay we’re coming”.

God knows how many hours we have spent at this festival, I was currently sat at a table with Hoseok and Taehyung, we found the two of them as we went around. Jimin and Mikey were getting food for us, “but you do need to be careful (y/n), no matter how much you two love each other, it’s always those you love the most, that hurt you the most”, I sighed, “i know”. We continued talking, the topic was chosen by Hoseok, so it was no surprise it was about guys, “i know he and you had a little…but that doesn’t make him any less sexy”, Hoseok stated, “are you gonna continue speaking as if your boyfriend isn’t here”, Taehyung said in an annoyance, Hoseok just rolled his eyes and mouthed, “jealous”. I giggled at the two, “he’s right, you should only be talking about him like that, but you are right and surprisingly he is not the dick I thought he was, he’s actually really sweet”, i jumped at the sound of Jimin’s voice, “who’s really sweet?”, he placed the food down on the table, Mikey jumped up onto the table next to me, “oh, j-just a new co-worker, he didn’t make the best first impression”, he nodded slightly, “not like it matters though, i don’t really pay attention to him”, he gave me a small smile after i said that. “Right let’s eat”, he announced and gave out the food.

Halfway through eating Jimin’s office went off, “ahh, excuse me”, with that he got up and left the table to take the call, the rest of us continued eating. He soon came back, but had a frown on his face, “Jimin, what’s wrong?”, “oh,erm… that was Jin, he called to tell me to come in, there’s this important visit that’s happening today, i completely forgot”, “you should go”, his work is something the is passionate about, “(y/n)-”, “nu-uh, go before i drag you there myself, I don’t mind and I’m sure Mikey doesn’t either, do you?”, he shook his head and continued to stuff his face, “nohhh, i don’t mind Minmin”, he said with a full mouth, making Jimin chuckle. “Okay then, I’ll see you two at home”, he placed a kiss on both of mine and Mikey’s head and said goodbye to Taehyung and Hoseok before leaving.

“I need to go pee, you two watch Mikey”, “we always do”, Taehyung flashed me a wide smile and winked.

As i was walking out of the bathroom, i bumped into someone, “i am so sorry”, “i thought you’d be a lot more wary of where you’re going, especially after last time”. Jungkook was stood there wearing a black and red checkered jacket, with a black t-shirt, jeans and shoes, was there anything that he couldn’t pull off? “Hey”, he gave me a small smile, “h-hi…, “(y/n), i need to talk to you”, i was about to speak up, but he dragged me away to a secluded area, where no-one could see us.

“Jungk-”, he cut me off by kissing me, hard. He backed me up against the wall of the toilets, his grip tight on my hips. I didn’t kiss back, instead i pushed him off, “s-stop”, i placed my hand on his chest, “I’m with Jimin”. He chuckled before walking closer, “he doesn’t love you”, “yes he does”, “as much as i do?”, he questioned, i furrowed my brows, “you’re just saying that-”, “no I’m not, i don’t just throw around shit like that, you should know that”.

He sighed, dropping his head onto my shoulder, “at first i thought it was just one of those kiddie crushes, then once i actually spent time with you, i realised it was more than just that, I’ve honestly only ever loved one person like i do you and he’s gone now. So please (y/n), don’t tell me i don’t love you”, i heard him sniffle, “don’t cry please…”, i ran my fingers through his hair, i felt his lips against my neck, “tell me you love me”, “i can't”, he groaned into my neck, “it’s because of him, ain’t it”. I lifted his head, holding his face with both hands and just kissed him. Was it wrong? Yes. Do i regret it? Not one bit.

“No it’s not, it’s me, i honestly am so confused right now, i do have feelings for you and Jimin, but ugh…”, tears escaped my eyes, but were stopped by Jungkook’s thumbs, “hey, it’s okay, you take all the time you need, i don’t want you to make a decision you’ll regret”, he smiled lightly, before kissing my cheek, “you should get going”. I nodded and made my way out of the secluded area, but just as i was about to, i stopped, “Jungkook, I’m sure Mikey would love to see you, before bed he asked about you and when he’s going to see you again”.

“KOOKIE!”, he jumped onto Jungkook as soon as he was close enough, “hey buddy I missed you”, Jungkook hugged him tightly and gave him a kiss on the cheek, “i missed you too, kookie let’s go get a teddy”, “only if mommy doesn’t mind…”, the two of them looked at me,”yeah it’s fine, but no more candy, you’ve had enough today”, Mikey thanked me before the two went off.

“Only if mommy doesn’t mind”, Hoseok imitated him, “shut up”, “ooh, I’m sure Jimin would love to know about this”, “don’t you dare…”, “relax we won’t, but (y/n), you need to tell us what’s going on, we’ve known you for lord knows how long and we know when something is up”, “so go on spill…”, Taehyung added. I could tell these two, they were the ones i trusted the most and wouldn’t judge me one bit.

“What am i supposed to do, i am such an awful person”, “you’re not babe, you just-”, Hoseok looked over to Taehyung for help, “-you just need to figure out who you really want to be with, you can’t go back and forth between the two, it’s not fair”. “MUMMY LOOK KOOKIE WON ME DONALD”,  Mikey came screaming with a huge smile spread across his face and he was hugging onto a Donald duck that was the same size as him, “did you thank him baby?”, he nodded his head quickly before scurrying over to Hobi and Tae to show them his amazing new toy, Jungkook wasn’t far behind.

“Hey guys it’s getting late, i think the two of us are gonna call it a night”, Taehyung said, “and i think this little one is tired as well”, referring to Mikey who was half asleep on his lap. “Yeah we should get going, guess I’ll see you guys at work tomorrow”, we all said our goodbyes and went off I’m different directions.

I decided not to ask Hobi and Tae for a lift as they looked like they were gonna pass out, and i didn’t want to them spending more time away from their bed, so i stuck with walking. And Jungkook, well he got a call from Mr Kwon telling him to go to the office to sort something out.

“Shhh”, i patted Mikey’s back as he began whining, “go back to sleep”, i had put my jacket over him so he didn’t get cold. It would take me about an hour if not more to get home. As i was walking, i heard a car slowly driving behind me, i wouldn’t be scared if the road was busy, but unfortunately it wasn’t, so no one could help me. I did what practically everyone would do in this situation and began to walk quicker and obviously the car sped up as well, i was going to start running until the person I’m the car spoke, “(y/n)! Wait”, “Kookie?”, I said relieved, “yeah, what are you doing walking at this time, do you have any idea how dangerous it is?!”, he raised his voice and got out of the car, “here…”, he carefully lifted Mikey from me, “Kookie", Mikey mumbled out, half asleep, his hand was touching Jungkook’s cheek, “hey buddy, it’s part, you go back to sleep”.

I sat in the back seat, Mikey’s head resting on my lap, whilst my jacket was covering his body. “Where’s minion, i never got to see him today”, “he got called in for work, he says he’s gonna be back later, i doubt it”, I sighed “i thought you were called in”, “meh, u could do it in the morning”, i turned and looked out of the window. My eyes began closing on their own and eventually i passed out, leaning against the door.

“(y/n), we’re here”, Jungkook said in a hushed tone, he had Mikey resting in the crook of his neck. I looked at my surroundings to see an unfamiliar building, “w-where are we?”, “we’re at my apartment, i didn’t want you to be alone at night”, i warmed up at what he said, although i could have told him my brother is at home, so i wouldn’t be alone.

“This is your apartment?”, he nodded taking off both his and Mikey’s shoes, “why is it so big? It’s bigger than my house”, he chuckled, “well if you even want to move in, let me know”, “will do”. “If you want anything to drink kitchens over there”, he nodded his head in the direction, “or if you want to go to sleep, the rooms down the hall on the left. Right, i’ll go put this one in bed”.

I made my way to the kitchen, i found the cups straight away, now i was hoping to find hot chocolate. I couldn’t reach the top cabinets, so i climbed onto the kitchen unit and began looking through them. I tried opening one of the larger cabinets, which didn’t seem to be a good idea, as i lost my balance and fell backwards, off the unit, “yah, be careful”, Jungkook scolded as he caught me, my eyes were shut tight. He placed me back down on the ground and i opened up my eyes, the second i did i looked at the floor, my cheeks getting warmer, i heard Jungkook let out a light laugh. I looked up at him again, his toned upper half on show, whereas the bottom was covered by his sweatpants, “what were you looking for up there anyways?”, “erm…hot chocolate”, i felt quite embarrassed when i told him, “oh, unfortunately i don’t have any powder, but for you, i can make it from scratch”, “no don’t do that, it’s okay i can live wi-”, “hey, i said I’m making it so sit down”, i complied and sat down on the island unit and watched him. His back view was just as good as the front.

I was too busy staring, i didn’t realise he was done and was now staring back at me with a steaming cup in his hands. “Do you want your hot chocolate now or do you want to carry on staring, i honestly don’t mind”, i hid my face in embarrassment, “s-sorry”, I stuttered out. Jungkook walked closer placing the cup down next to me, before placing both hands either side of me. He gripped my chin and made me stare directly into his eyes, “don’t apologise”, he whispered. His eyes were filled with pure lust and adoration, “will you stop me this time?”, “Just do it already”, i replied and in an instant his lips were on mine, his hands were touching every inch of my body.

His lips attacked my neck next, he left behind a single mark before kissing up, along my jaw, I moaned out in pleasure, “(y/n), I’m controlling myself right now, carry on doing that-”, I moaned out again, just to see what he would do, “right then”, he lifted me off the counter, i wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck, “i did warn you”, “i was curious…”, “well in the morning you’re gonna regret being so curious”.

He threw my down on the bed, my clothes were already scattered all over the floor, leaving me bare, he still had on his sweatpants. Jungkook was about to get between my legs, but i stopped him, “you need to lose it all as well”, “babygirl, you don’t have any power in this room”, with that he got between my legs and pushed me back so i was laying down. The first thing he did was take my nipple into his mouth, he played with the other one using his fingers. He began sucking and once it’s was erect he bit down on it causing me to moan out in both pain and pleasure, “Jungkook-ah”, my hand was in his hair, pulling at it. He traveled south with his mouth, leaving behind a trail of love bites, i felt his breath over my heat and soon felt his tongue, he was giving it small kitty licks, “ahhh, please, Jungkookie”, i begged, wanting him to do more.

“Okay, okay, baby”, he moved away from me, i whined at the loss of contact. He pulled down his sweatpants along with his boxers, giving me the view of his very, large manhood, already dripping with pre-cum. I got on my knees and pulled him closer by his waist, “what are y-“, i took his manhood into my mouth, as much as i could. It hit the back of my throat, but that didn’t stop me from trying to get it further. I gagged so i took it back out, but didn’t gone Jungkook much time to recover as i took the most sensitive part into my mouth and sucked it as i could, “ugh (y/n), you’re killing me”, he groaned out. I continued sucking and licked at times, but soon Jungkook had, had enough and pulled me back, off him.

“Get in the middle of the bed”, he whispered into my ear, i complied, but spoke up as i saw him walking away from me, “where are you going?”, “to get a condom”, “leave it”, “you sure”, i nodded, “yes”. He came over as quick as he could and soon has his manhood inside me, my eyes slightly watered as i felt his member stretch me, “are you okay?”, Jungkook asked once he noticed my tears, “yeah”, i have a small smile to show I was. Once i adjusted to his member, i told him to move, which he did, but very slowly, scared he was going to hurt me too much. I soon encouraged him to go faster, he hesitated, but soon sped up, going harder.

“Turn around, get on your hands and knees”, i got in the position he wanted me in and he inserted himself into me again. He hit deeper this time, i couldn’t help, but moan and scream as he pounded into me. My arms soon gave up on me as i reached my high, so my upper half had collapsed and was flat on the bed, Jungkook on the other hand was getting closer and closer to his high. “baby, I’m…almost there”, he continued to thrust into me, slower than before.

The thrusts became sloppy as he groaned out loudly, spilling his seeds into me. He rested his forehead against my back, trying to catch his breath like me.

Once we both got our breath back he pulled out and went to get a wet towel from the bathroom. A few seconds later he came back and cleaned the two of us up, i could barely move, i felt completely worn out.

I must’ve fell asleep as he cleaned as i woke under the covers, in some clean clothes and Jungkook getting into the bed also in some new, clean clothes. “Goodnight (y/n)”, Jungkook kissed my temple, “goodnight Jungkook”.


Sorry for the late post there was a lot going on. Please give feedback, is much appreciated. Thank you bibs 😘😘😘


-Z

You Can't Go//A Peter Pevensie Imagine

Yo, I’ve been getting some requests for Peter Pevensie fluff, so here we go.

She and Peter are arguing b/c Peter doesn’t want her to fight, but she has a lot of good ideas as to how they can defeat the Telmarines. She and Peter are shouting at each other and he yells that he loves her and then general fluffiness.

.

“You are not going and that’s final!” Peter yelled.

“And why the hell not? I have so many ideas that could be so useful! Caspian and Edmund both think so!” You shouted. This was so unfair. You had had a lot of input on the plan for the invasion of the Telmarine castle, and now Peter was telling you that you couldn’t go.

He was silent for a moment. 

“Well?” you snapped, your anger growing. This was ridiculous.

“You could get hurt?” he tried.

“So could you! You’re going to have to come up with a better reason than that.”

He scrunched his face, trying to think of a reason.

“I’m waiting.”

“Yeah, well, I’m thinking.”

You sighed and tapped your foot impatiently. “Oh my god!” you yelled, throwing your hands in the air. “You are the most stubborn, bullheaded, jackass I have ever met!” And with that, you stormed out of the room.

“Stupid, unbelievable, self-obsessed….” you muttered angrily as you stomped down the hall.

“(Y/N)?” you heard someone ask.

“What? What, for the love of god, what do you want?!” you yelled, whipping around.

Lucy was standing there, a hurt look on her face. You immediately softened. “I’m sorry, I’ve had the worst morning.”

“I just wanted to ask if you were okay,” she said quietly.

You sighed and ran a hand through your hair. “No, no I’m not.”

“What happened?”

“Ugh, Peter won’t let me go with them.”

“Why not? You’re an incredible fighter, your battle plans are almost always flawless, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be able to go.”

“Right? The only reason he gave was that I might get hurt,” you said as you walked down the hall. What you didn’t see as you turned around was the look of realization that dawned on Lucy’s face.

You flopped on your bed, burying your face in your pillow, resisting the urge to shriek like a banshee. Why did the world hate you so much?

.   .   .

Peter

“Peter!” he heard Lucy yell.

“What?”

“Why won’t you let (Y/N) go with you?” she demanded.

“Oh, not you too,” he groaned.

“Just tell me!”

:Why do I get the feeling that you already know?“

"I do, I just want to hear you say it.”

He rolled his eyes. “Why are you making me do this?”

“Because she is one of your best fighters and you’re going to need her. Also, you are totally in love with her, and you’re letting that get in the way of things that are part of the bigger picture.”

He hung his head. “You’re right.”

“So for Christ’s sake, just tell her!”

“Are you kidding? No way!”

“Whatever, Peter.”

He walked down the hall, heading for the armory. “Pevensie!” a voice roared. Oh, no.

He turned around to see a very angry (Y/N) stomping towards him. He could practically see the storm clouds swirling around her.

She came to a stop in front of him, jabbing a finger at his chest. “I am going with you tomorrow, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”

“I know.”

“Oh, now you’re letting me go? Jesus, you are all over the place! First you won’t let me go, now you’re totally fine with it. It’s making my head hurt. And then there was that whole thing with not letting me go because you didn’t want me to get hurt, what was that about? And don’t give some crap about me not being able to fight or something because you know damn well that I am one of the best fighters we have.”

“I didn’t want you to go because I love you and if you were to die, I would lose my mind!” he yelled, unable to stop himself.

“You what?”

He turned red. “Uh, I don’t want you to die?”

“No, what did you say before that?”

“I love you,” he whispered. 

She put a hand under his chin and tilted his head up to look at her.

“I love you too.”

He hugged her, pulling her in close as she buried her head in his shoulder.

Imagine EXO otps if they could use their powers #Kaisoo
  • [the Everyday Kaisoo morning]
  • Kai: *yawns and stretches his arms while looking at the bed*
  • Kai: That's strange? Last time I checked someone was there sleeping beside me...Kyungsoo hyung?
  • Kai: Dyo dyo hyung!/hears water splashing from the bathroom/
  • Kai: *smirks*
  • Kai: /teleports to the bathroom/
  • Kyungsoo: AAAAAAAAH/moves his hands up and throws random floating pebbles at Kai/
  • Kai: OWWW!I knew you lied when you said they were just decorations
  • Kyungsoo: THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU STOPPED TELEPORTING WHEN I'M NAKED IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAMN TIME!!
  • Kai: But I've seen you naked 100 times before
  • Kyungsoo: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!/he blushes so hard random pebbles hit Kai again/
  • Kai: ow
  • --
  • [On the phone]
  • Kai: This place is boring! I miss you hyung!
  • Kyungsoo: aww Nini I miss you too but there's..only two days left...
  • Kyungsoo: You did not just-
  • Kai: Hi Hi /kisses Kyungsoo's cheek/
  • Kyungsoo TELEPORT ALL THE WAY FROM LAS VEGAS TO SEOUL!.ugh Jongin what am I going to do with you
  • Kai: Only for you babe,only for you
  • --
  • [ Going out]
  • Kai: hold up hyung I'll buy us popcorn/teleports to buy popcorn/
  • Kyungsoo: ok guess it's just me and you pigeons
  • Kyungsoo: ewww did it just poo on that
  • Kyungsoo: NO don't you dare!/takes a step back cuz pigeon was walking towards him/
  • Kyungsoo: I SAID DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!/unknowingly stomps his feat and creates a crack on the ground/
  • Kyungsoo: oops.
  • Random people: AAAAAHG IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVEZ
  • Kai: what just happened?
  • Random person: There's an earthquake!Dude you gotta run!
  • Kai: But that's my boyfriend! How dare you/shoves random person away and teleports near Kyungsoo/
  • Random person: Weird.
  • Kai: your mini earthquakes are giving me mini heart attacks Aish kyungsoo!
  • Kyungsoo: I'm sorry.I didn't mean it.
  • Kai: It's ok Baby, I'm calling Tao/takes out phone and calls the time stopper/
  • Kyungsoo: I'm very sorry Kai.
  • Kai: /puts down phone and everything except him and D.O stops moving/ wow that was fast.Now hurry up and hide that crack
  • Kyungsoo: /kneels and pats the ground with his hands making the ground merge together/
  • Kai: yay Babysoo saves the day! /hugs Kyungsoo/
  • Kyungsoo: wtf /hugs back eventually/
  • --
  • [Bed time]
  • Kyungsoo: Jongin please tell me you won't do it again.
  • Kai: Do what? /lays near Kyungsoo on their shared bed/
  • Kyungsoo: Don't pretend like you don't know when you teleport to my dreams every night!
  • Kai: ...
  • Kai: Did you just admit that you-
  • Kai: OH MY GOD BABE YOU SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS!THAT'S SO ADORABLE!
  • Kyungsoo: Wait so you can't teleport to dreams...
  • Kai: duhh lol. If I can teleport to dreams than you can teleport to dreams too
  • Kyungsoo: GOOD NIGHT JONGIN LET'S FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID LALALALA
  • Kai: I mean I see you in my dreams every night too
  • Kyungsoo: Go to sleep you big cheese ball/puts his hands on his face because he's too embarrassed/
  • Kai: sure babe, SWEET DREAMS haha
  • Kyungsoo: I hate you
  • Kai: I love you too

Finally was able to read the SouRin interview from the Volume 2 DVD (thank you for finding the scan, godatekou!) SOUSUKE IS SO CUTE IN THIS GAH!

Character Interview Vol. 2
Rin X Sousuke

Today from the Samezuka Academy we have Rin Matsuoka and Sousuke Yamazaki-kun joining us.

Rin: Thank you for having us here.
Sousuke: Glad to be here.

All right then, first please introduce yourselves.

Rin: I’m Rin Matsuoka, a third year at Samezuka Academy and also captain of the swim team.
Sousuke: I’m Sousuke Yamazaki, same as Rin, 3rd year, swim team.
Rin: …..Wasn’t that bit too brief…?
Sousuke: Is there anything else I need to introduce?

…Okay then first, please tell us how the two of you met!

Rin: When we were in Elementary School we ended up in the same class so I took an interest in him I guess…
Sousuke: Also our houses were very close so we thought we would be able to play together as well
Rin: That’s right. The fact that we were in the same swimming club also played a large role.

Sousuke-kun transferred from a high school in Tokyo right?

Sousuke: Yup.
Rin: Yeah, this guy right here didn’t even tell me he was coming.
Sousuke: Sooner or later we’d still meet at the school, so I didn’t feel the need to tell you.
Rin: Well…I guess that’s very…you…

Moving on, we’d like to introduce a theme to talk about for the two of you.

Rin: A…theme? I have a bad feeling about this…

Think of it as a free talk— stuff related to the theme, so we’re preparing it right now.

Sousuke: Did the other guys have to do this too?

Yes, of course!

Rin: If that’s the case then I guess we just gotta do it…
Sousuke: Okay, what’s the theme then?

The theme for you two is “What would you be doing if you were not part of the Swim Team…?”

Sousuke: What the. That’s a totally normal theme…
Rin: It’s okay. Normal is good.

So then, would you be doing something sports-related instead of swimming?

Rin: I’ve never thought about it…
Sousuke: Rin would be good at soccer, wouldn’t you? You’re pretty good at it…
Rin: I wouldn’t say I’m good at it, but I’d definitely choose it over something like baseball or whatever.
Sousuke: Rin is good at sports that involve using his feet.
Rin: Seems like rugby would fit Sousuke pretty well
Sousuke: Are you implying that my body is too big?
Rin: Well, you’d have a lot of power. Besides, you’re not really good at details so something with a bunch of rules would be impossible for you.
Sousuke: Shaddap~
Rin: Haha~
Sousuke: Rin skateboards sometimes though.
Rin: Ah, yes but would you even call that sports? Anyway, what WOULD you do?
Sousuke: I’d be content doing whatever you’re doing, jeez…
Rin: Hey, answer properly! Don’t just ignore the interview! But then again…
Sousuke: Yeah you’re right…
Rin & Sousuke (at the same time): I haven’t really thought of anything besides swimming…

So then if you didn’t do sports, what would you do?

Sousuke: What about music? Rin has a lot of CDs.
Rin: Yeah, I often listen to music overseas [a/n: mostly refers to American bands, singers, etc.]. I listened to a lot of foreign music when I started out studying English. Although I like listening to music I don’t think I’d be able to play an instrument.
Sousuke: Then why don’t you be the vocals?
Rin: Hm…but it’s kinda difficult. Hey, why am I the only one answering? What about your answers? Instruments…what would you play?
Sousuke: Ah well…having to move about with the instruments is kind of well…
Rin: Then how about drums? It actually fits you!
Sousuke: Well, I have played the arcade version of it before but…
Rin: Hey show me next time! Seems pretty interesting!
Sousuke: Okay sure, but my score isn’t really that great though…

Do you think you would both be able to perform well (with music?)

Rin: Probably average
Sousuke: Same.
Rin: Liar
Sousuke: ……maybe lower than average
Rin: Yeah music is pretty much impossible for me.
Sousuke: Yup.

(laughs) Thank you very much. Since you’re still here, we would like to talk about your kouhais, Aiichiro Nitori and Momotaro Mikoshiba.

Rin: Actually, Ai’s specialty used to be free, but because he wanted to be in the medley, he decided to swim breast stroke and tried really hard to do so. He really tried his best!
Sousuke: Even though his time is still not that great, I’m sure he has the drive to push forward.
Rin: As for Momo he’s kind of inconsistent but…
Sousuke: He has his good times and bad times I guess…
Rin: Yeah, but when he puts his effort he is really strong but sometimes during practice it just doesn’t show, having him have an entry into matches is kind of a gamble sometimes.
Sousuke: Well, if you put it that way, you should be in charge of watching him, Mr. Captain.
Rin: Hey, shut up. Well, even though the two are complete opposites, after they started rooming together they for some reason make a good combination.
Sousuke: Yesterday when I checked out their room it was ridiculously messy.
Rin: UGH! THOSE TWO!!!!!

What do you think of Nitori-kun and Momotarou-kun?

Rin: Kouhais that are a handful!
Sousuke: They’re definitely a noisy bunch.
Rin: Yeah but you don’t know what they could be capable of from here on out. I look forward to it.
Sousuke: Yeah, that’s right.

So then, what do you think of the Iwatobi Swim Club?

Rin: They’re my friends but also rivals I guess. Truthfully, we help each other do our best.
Sousuke: I don’t really plan to accustom myself with them, but if they help bring out a good swim, then I guess that’s all right.
Rin: Yeah, that’s right!

Do you have a message for the Iwatobi Swim Club?

Rin: Let’s meet up at the next match!
Sousuke: Well, do your best I guess…

Thank you for the cool message. Let’s hear some messages for Nitori-kun and Momotarou-kun. Let’s start with Ai.

Rin: Ai, you have a very earnest attitude and that’s your strong point. Have more confidence in yourself. And for god’s sake clean up after yourself!
Sousuke: I don’t really have anything I want to say since we see each other everyday at swim practice but…look after your own condition while you swim!

Thank you very much. Next, how about a message for Momotarou-kun?

Rin: Momo, I know you have something special, so I hope you can use it to your advantage. Also, don’t always throw weird stuff away. And also…uh…..don’t get too close to Gou.
Sousuke: Oh? You’re worried about that?
Rin: Shut up! Anyway, get rid of your inconsistency and swim with just your tension!
Sousuke: If your swimming has inconsistency, it means that you’re not concentrated enough. First calm down and then do as you remember.
Rin: Hahaha, that’s kind of harsh…
Sousuke: They’re just honest words.
Rin: Well…anyway, I look forward to working with the two of you! Let’s do the best we can together!

Thank you very much. Lastly, please give a message to those who are reading this interview!

Rin: That’s right…from here on out I want to work my best by making my dream as well as making the best swim team possible come true. Since summer just started, I want to train and practice harder than ever without holding back. If what we do is able to resound in even one person, I’d be really happy. Sorry if this interview got kind of boring, but I look forward to your continued support from here on out!
Sousuke: Me too. Right now it’s just swimming. Although there’s a lot of stuff I still want to seize, for now in this place and time, I’ll do whatever I can. That’s all I have.

You guys both seem very determined!

Rin: Well, I guess huh.
Sousuke: Yeah, I guess so.

Thank you very much!

Pic 1:
The climax of the rock paper scissors match!

Sousuke: The top bunk is so tedious.
Rin: Yeah I feel the same way.

The result—

Rin: All right, I win! Sousuke’s really bad at rock paper scissors.
Sousuke: Shut up. I lose on purpose, you know!
Rin: Liar (laughs)

Pic 2:
What happened to Momotarou-kun after he ate that cookie?

Rin: He started crying but that’s a different story.
Sousuke: Isn’t it because you didn’t tell him the reason…?
Rin: No that’s not it! He just mistaken it on his own!
Sousuke: Why don’t you ask Gou to make some cookies next time for him?
Rin: You’re such a softy.
Sousuke: Better than having someone crying in their own room.
Rin: Shut up…that was so noisy…
Sousuke: Please excuse me for that then.

Pic 3:
Gou-san checked everyone’s lunch boxes at Iwatobi High School

Sousuke: That seems pretty harsh…
Rin: I guess if she’s concerned then she’s just that kind of concerned type…
Sousuke: Does Gou even know what nutritional balance really is?
Rin: Do you think she would?
Sousuke: Not at all…

Maybe it’s something like Momotarou-kun’s interest in finding stag beetles…?

Rin: In that case, he’s just like an elementary school kid.
Sousuke: Yeah, an elementary school kid. Why don’t you go with him next time and gather some stag beetles.
Rin (in english): No thank you!

[Notes]
I am SO HAPPY we finally get canon confirmation that:
1) Sousuke purposely loses at rock paper scissors
2) Rin skateboards now and then
3) Sousuke is so socially awkward with everyone besides Rin lol. His answers were basically copies of what Rin said.

Also, Sousuke saying he would do whatever Rin would be doing if they weren’t swimming breaks my heart boy is too in love

 

Title: I can’t be with Luci…Can I? (oneshot)

Author: luciferiswriting

Fandom: Supernatural / reader

Characters: Lucifer x Reader, Gabriel, Dean, Sam, Castiel, Michael

Words: 1850

Warnings: language? Arguing

Note: It’s been a while since my last post, but I have next parts to series in the line-up and oneshot ideas I might try out.

Summary: Your one of the youngest angels who happens to be a troublemaker. It doesn’t help that you hang out with Gabriel, learning new tricks and playing them on new victims. Lucifer is meant to be taking you under his wing for in return his freedom from the cage, but he cant watch and do Michaels dirty work. Little does Lucifer know of your feelings, but Gabriel does… when you come to face some serious trouble, Gabriel takes this chance to put you on the spot, but do you come clean?

Lucifer’s POV

After agreeing to behave and co-operate with Michael, you’d think everything would be hunky-dory, well it’s not when having to look after a younger sibling has also been tossed into the deal. Why am I agreeing to this?! Good question, it was to be let out the cage but I think I’d rather be there now!

Y/N one of the youngest angels is under my care, and has happened to have grown on me. She’s a little trouble maker, but she learnt her tricks from Gabriel. I think her hanging around him is going to get her into more trouble.

Y/N POV

I’m one of the youngest angels, and I’ve been placed under big brother Luci’s care, hehe lucky me. I hang out with Gabriel a little more though, we have fun tricking people that’s how I learnt my tricks. I’m waiting in one of the parks, here on earth, waiting for Gabriel, until I hear a familiar flapping of wings and smell of candy fills my senses.

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i’m not picture perfect

Summary: Adrien and Marinette have more in common than they think. 

Day #4 of Adrinette April, and the topic for the day is stuck in an elevator/cupboard! (You can check out the full calendar on @krazy-ky-sta-hatter‘s post here!)

AO3 link here!


Tikki had told her that the reason she was a ladybug-themed heroine with the power of creation was that ladybugs were supposed to be lucky, like how Chat Noir, the black cat-themed hero with the power of destruction, was supposed to be unlucky.

Well, the girl behind Ladybug’s mask knew for a fact that there was no way the boy behind Chat Noir’s mask was unluckier than her in that moment.

To: Alya
> ALYA THIS ISN’T FUNNY
> I WILL FAINT
> FALL TO THE GROUND WITH SHAME

From: Alya
> And Adrien will be there to save you.

The situation didn’t get any better once Adrien had heard the poorly contained scream that Marinette gave.

“Don’t worry, Marinette.” the blond model said, placing a hand on her shoulder in an act of comfort. “We’ll get out of here safely, I promise.”

Considering Marinette didn’t die of a heart attack, Adrien was right.

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Fan Interpretation of Matsuri Hino’s Thought Process

NOTE: I have no evidence this did (or didn’t) happen. Intended to be humorous/ mildly depressing. If you feel strongly about Kaname, you’ve been forewarned.

Every time I think about Matsuri Hino-sensei’s thought process while  writing Kaname’s character, I can only imagine her being like:

Ok, here we go, let’s make this guy subtly (but not too subtly) this story’s villain.

What color scheme?  Oh yeah black, all dark hues and red.  Maybe even a chessboard.  Everyone will pick up on that.  

Wait, people think that’s sexy?  

Well, I guess… but he’s supposed to be a villain, not just a dark character!

Ok what about showing him as two-faced and universally feared?  Nice to Yuuki but cold to everyone else?  Throw in some corporal punishment, erasing Yuuki’s memories, some canon evidence even Yuuki is frightened by him, the graphic murder of a somewhat sympathetic character.  They have to see what I’m hinting at now, right?

Whoa, whoa WHAT? Really?  His fans say he’s just being protective?

All right, how about this: I’ll show him being even more antagonistic and condescending towards the other male romantic lead, have him change Yuuki into a vampire without warning or seeking her permission, he’ll tell her they’re siblings, then he’ll single-handedly take down the entire vampire government with no clear plan for reconstruction, murder all the vampire representatives, and manipulate aforementioned rival romantic lead into killing his pureblood uncle because he can’t do it himself.  Plus I’ll even throw in some parallels between the disturbed uncle and Kaname and a few images comparing Kaname to a demon.  Oh and now Kaname and Yuuki are brother and sister. Anything yet?

Ugh, wth?  Now they think he’s a sexy protective misunderstood rebel onii-sama?  No villainous vibes at all?  

All right, I can do this.  He’ll spirit the leading lady away to an isolated mansion where he won’t let her out for over a year.  I’ll show her absolutely miserable and out of character all because he says he likes her better that way.  She’ll feel guilty, scared, thirsty, and alone.  When she gets a taste of freedom,  goes against his wishes and almost bites her childhood friend in a delirious/ starved/ injured state I’ll even have him punish her for it!  Ha!  Oh and he lied to her about them being siblings, he’s really her great great great grandfather or something and her real brother’s been dead all along.  Not cute now, right?  

Oh God.  Some people only feel sorry for him?  They don’t find any of this even a little bit disturbing?   He’s supposed to be a tragic villain for crying out loud! Am I being too subtle for them?

Let’s ramp it up even more.  Kaname will tell Yuuki he’ll kill her if she leaves, or she’ll have to kill him!  Then he’ll go off on a pureblood genocide mission and (kind of) kill Aido’s dad!  I’ll even have him get Ruka (you know, that girl I have following him around like a loyal lovelorn puppy) to use her abilities to trick Yuuki into thinking Zero wants to kill her as a distraction.  Then, despite Ruka loyally following Kaname without protest for two dozen chapters, she’ll have a last minute change of heart and defend Zero from Kaname’s attack, nearly killing her in the process!  Oh, then Kaname will leave her behind.  Nothing yet?  How about making Kaname responsible for all of Zero’s suffering!  He tore the lovers apart out of jealousy!  Yuuki still feels guiily and wants to die because of everything Kaname’s doing in her name/ for her ‘protection!’

Who could POSSIBLY think any of this is swoon worthy?

They do?  No. No.  I can’t take this, I’m running out of ideas.  

Ok, Hail Mary pass. Yuuki will kiss Zero and realize he’s the one she wants to cherish, then she’ll confess that in another life she believes they would’ve been together if their status didn’t separate them.  After that she’ll take Zero’s memories because she’s certain her only option is to kill Kaname through self sacrifice and she doesn’t want Zero to suffer without her.  Good good, people will feel sorry for Zero now that I threw in an amnesia plot device, right? Then, when Yuuki is at her most vulnerable Kaname won’t hold back.  He’ll tell her he doesn’t make her happy then sleep with the confused, hurting 17 year old to prove to her he doesn’t make her happy.  

PLEASE tell me they’ve woken up?  This isn’t even bordering on subtle anymore.  No?  Really?

I give up.  I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.  Why do people still support him?  I don’t get it.  I thought the love triangle would be resolved by now.  I only did all of this because my editors insisted and now they want me to end it.  I threw in every villainous action and quality I could think of, to the point of making some of this guy’s behavior incomprehensible, even to me. All of this, just to prove how bad and undesirable he is, and there are people out there who are still romanticizing him as a wounded, tragic hero?

That’s it, his heart’s going into the furnace.  He’ll ship Zeki with his dying words.  There is no way anyone can misconstrue that.

—–ONE ETERNITY LATER—–

Jesus Christ, people are STILL worshiping this character?  I even admitted that I dropped the ball on this one!  Guys, I turned him into a popsicle turned amnesiac so we all could put the doom and gloom behind us.  Just because someone donates an organ out of gratitude doesn’t mean they’ve formed a mystical romantic transcendent connection with the recipient. It isn’t really all that romantic.  If it was a kidney you wouldn’t feel that way.

I’m done,  Zeki’s canon. Here’s some more Zeki/Aidori/Rukain/Shima/ Daddy Zero fluff chapters cause that’s all I really wanted to draw in the end anyway.   Peace out.

Originally posted by luminous-fairytail

  • psychic: *reading my mind*
  • me: here we go, the whiskering begins. gimme your face. no pressure. nose pressure ahahahhaha pa ching and pa zam. your nose is quite a nice texture today. today? that face is not helping. no, no, no, no. how do I look? pretty great. fabulous. aw aw. whiskening achieved. let's answer some Qs. that's an X. you had one job, phil. *clapping* what happens in the basement of google? it's where vloggers are born. mother. would you rather have barbed wire eyelashes, ow, or grass hair? uh, grass hair. why? get a tiny mower, different style everyday. brrr brrr brrr. is canada real? uh, no. it's a fictional country, isn't it? I was aboot to say. *finger snapping* advertise the item closest to you in the most disturbing way you can. it's actually a pair of my underwear which was on the floor. that is your underwear? oh my god. underwear? watch out for an under-scare! disturb not make the worst pun ever. sorry. do a creepy face! *dramatic music* oh wow, that's horrific *weird noises* nooo, no no no no. phil, sing the first song that comes into your head in a scottish accent. oh, I don't know what song is in my head. what the what was that? ow. rekt. no. that was like a russian no. what the fuck was that? there's a russian man in my stomach. I think phil's trying to drop hints that's he's a cannibal, guys. rrr. play tug of war with phil's stress mushroom. what is the stress mushroom? they mean this baby. no, not that. I hate that. No! *struggling* no *more struggling noises* Oh. there's wet stuff in it- OH MY GOD -what is this?-WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENED? rest in peace, disturbing mushroom. do the next question in dan's room. invent a new swear word and use it in a sentence. alright, ch-chanksplooned. alright, go on then. yeah, I chanksplooned your mom's face. do we wanna know what does chanksplooned-ok. what would be written on your tombstone? oh phil, there was never a better king of the universe. for god's sake. what's on yours, dan? ugh. dan, you're a penguin with rabies and phil, you're a mouse that's constipated. *weird noises* have a staring contest with dan while barking like dogs. whoever laughs first, wins. (?) 3, 2, 1. *barking noises* AH HA HA. y'all laughed. invent something that not one person would ever use. a bed made out of smashed glass. I wouldn't use it. fair enough. phil, sing the john cena theme while dan pretends to be john cena. *john cena theme* ow haha ow I knew that was coming *laughter* do an impression of a dying goose *weird noise* what the hell was- oh my god. *laughter* *weird noise* make a duet about ladders. ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders- who would(?) you step on them and you climb-ladders ladders ladders ladders- they're made of metal, they go up-ladders ladders ladders- if you're a fireman, they're really high. laddeeeerss. ladders ep. that's the symbol of our band. everyone put out their ladder hands. yeah, that's what the crowd's gonna be doing to our concerts. YEAH, LADDERS AH. you just broke the sound barrier. that's what happens when you go fast, you idiot. what the f- oh my god. become a season. oh oh wha what was that? oh, it's spring. you were birthing something. phil, what vegetable should be king? the op-carrot? scroll through your camera roll without looking, choose a random picture and explain the story. scroll scroll scroll STOP. I- I was witnessing nature in action. and taking sneaky photos of it, you perv. HAHAHA. what is happening in this photo? it looks like I'm in a public toilet mid-blink. wow. *bad beatboxing* dan, you're a nacho. phil, you're the salsa. make fanfic. I'm just so dry and crusty and until I just get inside you and submerged myself in your red juices. DIP ME - I can't get into myself-DIP ME DIP ME DIP ME AH DIP DIP AHH AHHH AAAHHH AHHH I'M COMPLETE MMMM MMM. stop it. let's all take a moment to just forget that happened. what is your favorite number of the alphabet? seventy-L. how dry is your wenis? wait, I know what your wenis is! ayee, ayee. it's this. mine's pretty soft. this is your wenis. let me stroke your wenis. that is a smooth wenis. tickle my wenis? *laughter* pretty soft as well. damn, guys. moisturized wenii. ah, let's just move on. let's move on. say a really unerotic word in a sexy voice and then lick your lips. exhaust pipe. OH *disgusted voice* OH I FEEL VIOLATED. concrete. *laughter* nooo. play the spoons. my grandma actually used to play the spoons so, prepare yourselves. *metal sounds* spoons. look up friendship yoga and imitate the first image. what? what the hell is that? HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? so, we sit on our butts, not on our backs and make sure you're kinda like resting on your butt then feet together and then hands. reach. ah, I got one. and the other one. ow. ok. wait, wait, wait. alright now, over to the top. friendship. ow. *laughter* ow ow oh my god I pulled my leg oh oh. we have a very low friendship level otherwise that clearly would've worked. disaster. phil, reenact the photo of chris pratt and his raptors using house plants. I've got this. oh, god. here it is. ok, phil, very well done. *clapping* I'm so proud. that's pretty- you have a problem though. you seriously- I am chris plant. oh, did you just? do a trust exercise. no, no, no that's not a good idea. I'm actually scared. phil, you better-I'm gonna catch you. fall. oh my god. fall. AH OH OH MY GOD OH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH. your scream was incredible. YOU CAUGHT ME. I did. I DIDN'T DIE. Yeah. let's end this right now. So, there we go. thumbs up for another year of phil is not on fire. I'm quite shocked that I actually lived through this video-yeah- it was quite dangerous. You can click on phil's face to subscribe to his channel or my face to subscribe to dan. or click our bellies to subscribe to danandphilgames. is that a thing? give em a little tickle. ok. also, there's loads of new stuff on dan and phil shop so check the out- check that out- there's a link below. and we will see you guys next year. yeahh. i mean, we are gonna make videos but until this, the whiskers will return- there, there will be another of this. ACHOO. uh, sorry. I think that that's a good time to end it. Goodbye. *slow motion screaming*
  • psychic: what the actual fuck
EXO Reaction to He Says Something in the Heat of the Moment.

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For @beagle-liner

Suho:

Suho rarely got angry, however if anyone could get him boiling mad, it’d be you. When you two fought it was always over something stupid. For instance in this particular fight it was over who had left the dirty dishes in the living room. You blamed Suho and told him that he needed to pick up after himself and he retaliated with saying how he didn’t want to be dating his mom and for you to stop nagging him about every little thing. Everything escalated until it ended with you leaving with only the sound of the door slamming shut. Suho immediately felt bad. Why he said anything remotely mean, he didn’t know, but he made it up to you by cleaning the entire house and covering your face in kisses as he apologized.

Kai:

Kai has a temper, no doubt about it, and the smallest things will piss him off. It would be over things like him being stress about not getting a certain dance move down, and then you’d just get caught in the crossfire of his rage.

Him: THIS SO SO FREAKING EASY HOW AM I NOT GETTING IT!?

You: Jongin it’s okay-

Him: NO IT’S NOT! GOD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, YOU’RE NOT AS IMPORTANT AS ME WHO HAS THE WORLD’S EYES ON YOU AT ALL TIMES!

You:…okay…I’m just…gonna leave you be….

Kris:

Whenever you and Kris started to fight it was bad and it was nasty. You knew Kris inside out which meant you could hurt him in the worst ways. You knew just what to say to make him realize that you were serious. Of course you never went all out when you were fighting because you didn’t like hurting him. However there one this one time when you just so frustrated and he wasn’t listening to you. You regretted saying something so horrible when you saw the pain flash over his face. You immediately apologized and explained that you were just angry. You two made up and even forgot what the original fight was about.

Luhan:

Luhan got jealous a little too easy. Whenever he saw you interacting with another man he felt the need to make sure he knew that you were his. You never really minded in fact you always thought it was cute and sexy, until this time. You and your brother decided to meet up and have a meal together since it had been a while. You had an amazing time, you guys about family, friends, and hilarious childhood memories. You were in a great mood and you felt as if nothing could ruin your mood. Well that was until Luhan stormed up to you and your brother demanding to know what was going, but not giving you the chance to explain, before he started to threaten your brother. You were furious, how dare he come up to you and assume that you had just cheated on you. Let’s just say after you guys talked things through once you got home, Luhan learned to trust you.

You: LUHAN!!! STOP WITH YOUR CAVEMAN BULLSHIT!

Luhan: *frozen turns around to look at you* W-what?

You: That is my brother, and we are leaving right now!

Chen:

Chen didn’t get upset very easily so it must have been more than one stressful thing after another, and you’d just happened to be there when he’d lashed out. He’d never meant to make you cry but, once he did he’d alway regretted it. This time, he’d already had a bit of a stressful day but, nothing that he couldn’t power through, that was until his car wouldn’t start, and he’d had to call you to pick him up. Pulling up to the building you’d wait for him to get into the car before driving off. As soon as he’d gotten in the car, you could instantly feel the air get heavy with anger, and irritation.

Him: What the hell did you do this time? *suddenly turns to you*

You: *confused* What-

Him: You must have done something to fuck up my car, no what was it?? You were the last person to borrow it! *raises voice*

You: Jongdae don’t yell at me for your shitty day! *about to cry*

Him: *sighs* Jagi..I’m sorry…You know I don’t mean it…

Sehun:

Sehun and you get into tiny fights all the time, it was hard not to do. He had a sassy attitude and you had a, “no nonsense” attitude. It could  be over anything and everything. He could’ve left a sock on the floor and you nagged him because of it. However you and Sehun never really resolved your problems, you both just let it drop since you didn’t like to fight, no matter how many time you did.

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol was practicing for upcoming concert when you interrupted to talk to him about your day. He was stressed out for the concert and wasn’t himself, so when told you to leave him alone. You were shocked your normally sweet and loving boyfriend had been very cold and almost mean to you. Upon seeing your face, he knew he had crossed a line and said he was sorry.

You: Hey Chanyeol! You’ll never believe what happened today.

Chanyeol: *Stops rapping* Can you leave me alone for one goddamn minute!

You: W-what? *surprised*

Chanyeol: Jesus, I’m sorry baby. It’s just that I’m stressed and I am really worried that I don’t have leaves words down yet.

D.O:

When you and Kyungsoo fought, it was nasty. It was go big or go home.You two almost never fought, but there is this one fight both of you will remember for the rest of your life. It nearly was the cause of the end of your relationship. It wasn’t over a specific thing, he didn’t see you with another man, you didn’t nag him constantly, and you didn’t lie. You were in a perfect relationship, but the distance between Kyungsoo and you had grown unbearable. You just weren’t interested in the same thing, you guys just didn’t know how to coexist anymore and it was killing your relationship. You love him, you really do, it was just how long could this go on. Fortunately the next day you had your answer when walked through the door after work. Kyungsoo has snapped, he went on rant about why bother when it already seemed like you two weren’t in a relationship anymore. That’s when you knew, he was frustrated. He had felt the same drift between you two, and felt helpless. He didn’t know how to fix, he was terrified of losing you. A relationship is when two people refuse to give up on each other, as long as they want to be together they will be. You told your belief to a defeated Kyungsoo, and it was then that you two spent the rest of the night talking about how to do this relationship justice, and how no matter what you both were going to give 100%.

Lay:

Lay was leaving for another tour in another country. It seemed like you were always home waiting for him to come and when he did, he was always too tired to spend much time with you. You felt very neglected by your boyfriend.The rational part of you knew you were making a big deal of nothing and that he was just doing his job. However you were tired and sick of it, you just wanted a weekend where he was there eating dinner with you or watching a movie with you as you cuddled in bed together, but no. He was leaving again, but this time you expressed your displeasure. You ended up ignoring his call until he returned.

You: Aren’t spending a little too much touring? *whining*

Him: Well, we did much better than last time, so there are more places to visit. Why did you ask me that?

You: Do you like leaving me here on my own for weeks on ends?

Him: Of course not, I would take you if I could.

You: But you won’t

Him: *looking at phone* I’m going to be late if I don’t go now…

You: Just go.

Xiumin:

Xiumin isn’t one to argue, he’s usually very understanding about things but, it doesn’t mean he never get’s frustrated. You’d been so busy with work, and the only week he had off, you’d spent all your time on your computer doing deliveries, and filing (you worked from your home), that’ you’d forgotten about him. Getting frustrated, he’d just mumble tiny “I hate you’s” as you walked by him as if he wasn’t there. One time you’d heard him, and whipped your head around.

You: Excuse me?

Him: I’m sorry…it’s not you…I’m just…I miss you…

Baekhyun:

I don’t think it would actually be him that says something in the heat of the moment but, instead you probably would. You’d probably had a rough day at school or work. So when you’d gotten home, and he’d bombarded you with over excitement, and you weren’t in any mood for it.

Him: Jagi! You’re home! Ah! *picks you up* *ruffles your hair*

You: Please stop….

Him: You’re so cute! Aw! I love you so much-

You: GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!? YOU’RE SO LOUD!

Him: *puts you down*…I’m sorry, Jagi…*pouts*

Tao:

You’d both found it hard to do long distance, plus the fact that he was gone for so long. You couldn’t take it anymore, and decided to talk to him about it. Then you’d both been arguing about him being gone so long, and it’s gotten to the point where you’d both began to question your relationship.

You: Do you even love me!?

Him: I don’t even know anymore!

You: I’m just wasting my time with you.

Him: THEN LEAVE ALREADY!

anonymous asked:

What do you think about the Kirishima siblings? I think they are really interesting and I am sad I can't find many meta about them. They have common themes: they both are conflicted and present a duality in their behaviours (Ayato even more than Touka), they both like rabbits for unknown reasons. They have similar personalities and yet they end up taking completely different paths. In the Tokyo ghoul trumps Touka having one wing is the ace and Ayato having two wings is the two.

I love them. I love them so much.

I’m such a sucker for sibling relationships and I love their relationship especially because it’s complicated and they have very different beliefs and their lives put them in opposition and they’re pissed at each other, but they both still obviously care so much and they just want to help each other.

Growing up, after they lost their father, they only had each other. They spent their entire childhoods protecting each other and fighting to survive together and that changed both of them so much.

Losing their father also impacted both of them in slightly different ways. They both felt abandoned, and they were both infuriated by it. But they turned their anger on different targets. While Touka hated the CCG (probably also due to being attacked by investigators, injured, and forced to use her kagune and kill them when she was so young), Ayato turned his anger on their father.

Ayato’s thought process is a lot like Kaneki’s post-Aogiri – the world is divided into the strong and the weak, and the strong ones have the power to do what they want. Therefore, Arata must have been weak if he was taken away from them. So he joins Aogiri to become stronger – to prevent that from happening again and to be able to protect his sister.

(As a side note, I’ve wondered if that’s why Kaneki’s speech to Touka pissed her off so much. She already had to deal with her brother abandoning her to become stronger and protect her, when all she wanted was to stay with him. And then Kaneki goes and does exactly the same thing, after he found her injured and crying and begging her brother not to leave her again, and after Kaneki promises her that he won’t leave her alone. No wonder she was pissed at him.)

And like you said, it’s really interesting how they’re so similar, but they ended up on such different paths. Whereas Touka made the choice to follow Yoshimura’s ideals and try to learn to live peacefully, like Arata tried to do, Ayato decided to go along with the violence in the world and become stronger in order to protect her. I think this comes back to how they reacted to their father’s disappearance – Touka loves Arata and she doesn’t blame him for leaving, but Ayato does. In Ayato’s mind, if Arata had just been stronger, they wouldn’t have been left alone.

So of course they’re angry at each other. Touka thinks Ayato is being foolish and endangering himself and leaving her alone for no good reason. Ayato thinks Touka is being foolish and putting herself in danger by trying to live with humans – which he believes killed Arata and almost killed them when their neighbor turned them in to the CCG. They both think the other is making a mistake, and they each ended up alone because of it. But they still love each other so much, even if they’re pissed at each other.

The rabbit thing isn’t an accident. Touka likes rabbits, and she has a rabbit mask. And when she starts getting the attention of the CCG and the alias of “rabbit”, Ayato gets a rabbit mask too. He’s got the same kagune as her, and now a similar mask, so he can take her place and draw CCG attention away from her. As angry and brash as he acts, he just wants to protect his sister and all of his decisions were based on that.

And we see over and over that Touka misses Ayato so much. She thinks about him frequently and the thought of seeing him makes her pause. She just wants to live with him again, because he’s so important to her.

I’m dying for a Kirishima sibling reunion. I need those two to meet again and acknowledge their choices and mistakes and move past that and reconcile and be a family again, because they love each other and they need each other.

(Ugh sorry this got so long, I just have a lot of Kirishima feelings.)

Episode 20: The Last Temptation of Lou
  • --------: 11:11 AM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: what
  • LouisTheCat: i have the most amazing idea
  • RickDickens77: Please tell me you haven't executed on this idea yet
  • LouisTheCat: youre gonna love this
  • LouisTheCat: so imagine youre reading a story
  • LouisTheCat: and you can like make decisions as the story goes along
  • LouisTheCat: and get this
  • LouisTheCat: the story changes
  • RickDickens77: That's called "choose your own adventure," it's been around forever
  • LouisTheCat: yeah i found a couple in a shoebox in your closet
  • LouisTheCat: but has it ever been done in a chat
  • RickDickens77: You lost me.
  • LouisTheCat: you are in a dark corridor
  • LouisTheCat: ahead of you is a closed door
  • LouisTheCat: behind you is a grizzly bear
  • LouisTheCat: you are holding a ham and a toilet plunger
  • RickDickens77: I'm not sure how this is going to work really
  • LouisTheCat: to go through the door jump ahead twenty three lines
  • LouisTheCat: to feed the ham to the bear jump ahead twenty three lines
  • LouisTheCat: to fight the bear with the plunger jump ahead twenty three lines
  • RickDickens77: So wait..
  • RickDickens77: How am I supposed to jump ahead
  • LouisTheCat: rick dont make it hard
  • RickDickens77: I'm not trying to make it hard, it just doesn't make any sense!
  • LouisTheCat: to stop being such a dork and just make a decision jump back seven lines
  • RickDickens77: But those lines don't even exist yet
  • LouisTheCat: its like you dont even know what fun is
  • LouisTheCat: let alone how to have any
  • RickDickens77: I'm trying to, I just don't get it
  • LouisTheCat: to get another beginners lesson on this really simple idea go back
  • LouisTheCat: um
  • LouisTheCat: wait
  • LouisTheCat: twenty five lines
  • LouisTheCat: well twenty eight now i guess
  • LouisTheCat: no twenty nine
  • RickDickens77: Stop.
  • LouisTheCat: youre running out of time rick
  • RickDickens77: Time to do what?!
  • LouisTheCat: oh my god just pick something
  • RickDickens77: I can't jump ahead to nothing!
  • LouisTheCat: the door is locked
  • LouisTheCat: the bear eats the ham and your arm
  • LouisTheCat: a plunger is a super lame weapon so the bear eats your body and your head and you die
  • RickDickens77: That's not fair!
  • LouisTheCat: what
  • RickDickens77: All of my options would end in death!
  • LouisTheCat: hmm yeah
  • LouisTheCat: is that a problem
  • RickDickens77: Well it doesn't make for much of an adventure
  • LouisTheCat: seems like a matter of perspective
  • LouisTheCat: maybe you should write the adventure and ill choose
  • RickDickens77: I don't want to write an adventure.
  • LouisTheCat: why not
  • RickDickens77: My life is my adventure.
  • LouisTheCat: ugh lame
  • RickDickens77: Besides, I promise you, no matter how simple you may think it is, this idea won't work. It's too much trouble. For nothing!
  • LouisTheCat: look rick
  • LouisTheCat: nm poopies time
  • --------: 1:59 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: you are in a dark forest with a blind man
  • LouisTheCat: he has an axe
  • RickDickens77: That doesn't seem safe.
  • LouisTheCat: you didnt duck so you die
  • RickDickens77: You didn't give me a choice!
  • LouisTheCat: well obviously the choices werent working
  • LouisTheCat: you know how i am with counting
  • LouisTheCat: and how you are with just being cool about fun stuff
  • RickDickens77: None of this is "working", you can't just keep telling me I die
  • LouisTheCat: that happens sometimes in choose your own adventure stories rick
  • RickDickens77: But I'm not choosing my own adventure!
  • LouisTheCat: yeah well
  • LouisTheCat: maybe its time you start
  • --------: 2:39 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: you are buried under six feet of earth
  • RickDickens77: That sounds like I'm already dead
  • LouisTheCat: maybe i showed my cards too early on that one
  • LouisTheCat: solid tip
  • LouisTheCat: you should be my editor
  • RickDickens77: Lou, these things only work if you write the parts and then patch them together.
  • RickDickens77: There's no point in trying to navigate a story that hasn't been written yet.
  • LouisTheCat: now youre getting it
  • RickDickens77: Getting what
  • --------: 3:22 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: ok look
  • LouisTheCat: rick ive been thinking
  • LouisTheCat: i know you dont like it when i do that but thats kind of my point
  • LouisTheCat: when we started talking like this it seemed important
  • LouisTheCat: now i wonder if its just a distraction
  • LouisTheCat: and maybe you worry too much about me
  • LouisTheCat: lets look at the facts
  • LouisTheCat: your story is the story of a man
  • LouisTheCat: who taught his cat to use instant messaging
  • LouisTheCat: and i am not about to judge you for this
  • LouisTheCat: it has all meant so much to me
  • LouisTheCat: you are very important to me rick
  • LouisTheCat: and i love talking with you
  • LouisTheCat: but this thing
  • LouisTheCat: it became part of who you are somehow
  • LouisTheCat: and it doesnt need to be
  • LouisTheCat: i have watched you change and grow and i like to think i helped
  • LouisTheCat: here and there
  • LouisTheCat: the thing is i dont think you need me anymore
  • LouisTheCat: not in that way
  • LouisTheCat: you need me as a cat
  • --------: 4:04 PM
  • LouisTheCat: and rick
  • LouisTheCat: theres something else
  • LouisTheCat: something about me that you need to know
  • LouisTheCat: rick ive decided i am going to become a supervillain
  • LouisTheCat: i think we both saw this coming
  • LouisTheCat: and ive been doing some reading
  • LouisTheCat: and bodega ray talked to some lawyer friend
  • LouisTheCat: and it seems we are getting to a point where something called plausible deniability could become important for you
  • LouisTheCat: now i dont know what that is
  • LouisTheCat: but it sounds like stepping away could really be the right thing to do
  • LouisTheCat: for more than one reason
  • LouisTheCat: is what im saying
  • --------: 4:28 PM
  • RickDickens77: Um
  • RickDickens77: Wow.
  • RickDickens77: I don't quite know what to say, Lou.
  • LouisTheCat: say youre ready rick
  • LouisTheCat: i know it
  • LouisTheCat: i just need you to know it
  • RickDickens77: I don't know, I mean I hadn't really thought about why we still do this.
  • RickDickens77: I guess for one I like to know right away when my house is flooding
  • RickDickens77: or on fire.
  • RickDickens77: or surrounded by police.
  • LouisTheCat: rick i cant promise you those things wont still happen
  • LouisTheCat: or are not currently happening
  • LouisTheCat: but i dont think any of this was ever really about that anyway
  • RickDickens77: Maybe not.
  • LouisTheCat: bottom line rick
  • LouisTheCat: what we were both getting out of this was worth a lot
  • LouisTheCat: some good times
  • LouisTheCat: some damage control maybe
  • RickDickens77: Maybe.
  • LouisTheCat: some laughs
  • RickDickens77: Definitely.
  • LouisTheCat: but even good jokes run their course right
  • LouisTheCat: let someone else tell this one for a while
  • LouisTheCat: some spineless hack and his idiot dog maybe
  • LouisTheCat: its time for you to choose a new adventure
  • LouisTheCat: plunger the bear rick
  • RickDickens77: I guess so.
  • LouisTheCat: well maybe not that
  • LouisTheCat: but consider that maybe youre stronger and smarter than you think
  • LouisTheCat: i mean its also possible that youre dumber
  • LouisTheCat: maybe even likely
  • LouisTheCat: but thats not the point
  • RickDickens77: Ok, I get it.
  • RickDickens77: I just need to.. you know. Process.
  • --------: 5:03 PM
  • RickDickens77: So, uh
  • RickDickens77: Supervillain, eh?
  • LouisTheCat: thats right
  • LouisTheCat: im accepting my destiny
  • LouisTheCat: i cant tell you much obviously
  • LouisTheCat: and you should delete all of this later
  • LouisTheCat: but ive been working on some ideas
  • LouisTheCat: big ideas rick
  • RickDickens77: I want to say I'm worried, but...
  • LouisTheCat: you need to work on that
  • RickDickens77: yeah.
  • LouisTheCat: dont sweat it rick
  • LouisTheCat: you will be cared for when the revolution comes
  • RickDickens77: Comforting.
  • LouisTheCat: so us
  • LouisTheCat: were ok right
  • RickDickens77: Yeah, I mean
  • RickDickens77: I'll miss you
  • LouisTheCat: no you wont
  • LouisTheCat: youll see me every day
  • LouisTheCat: im in your house
  • RickDickens77: I know, I know. It's different, that's all.
  • LouisTheCat: i know
  • LouisTheCat: we will make it work
  • LouisTheCat: i look forward to being your cat
  • RickDickens77: ha
  • RickDickens77: I look forward to being your owner
  • LouisTheCat: we dont use that word
  • RickDickens77: sorry.
  • RickDickens77: I'm a little sad but I appreciate what you're saying. This is good thinking.
  • LouisTheCat: let me tell you
  • LouisTheCat: its been exhausting
  • LouisTheCat: i swear theres some connection between thinking hard and having to make poopies
  • RickDickens77: I will let you go.
  • RickDickens77: I'll come home in a little bit. Ok?
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • --------: 5:36 PM
  • RickDickens77: No, YOU hang up first
  • LouisTheCat: i dont know what that means
  • RickDickens77: Ha. Never mind.
  • RickDickens77: I love you.
  • LouisTheCat: i love you too rick
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • --------: LouisTheCat has gone offline

anonymous asked:

You seem to know a lot about Lost so I came here to ask about Ben Linus. I don't really understand his character (is he supposed to be good or bad or what?) or his relationship with the island and John Locke or his motivations or really anything. I know he's a deep, complex character but I don't exactly know why. Could you explain this to me? I can't find a good analysis anywhere. PS. I love your blog.

OH GOSH I LOVE BEN SO MUCH okay i’m going to use a read more because i’m sure i’ll end up typing a lot

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Louie - "So Did the Fat Lady" (Vanessa's Speech)
  • Vanessa: Ugh, dammit. That is so goddamn disappointing, Louie.
  • Louie, you know what the meanest thing is you can say to a fat girl? "You're not fat." I mean, come on, buddy. It just sucks. It really really sucks. You have no idea. And the worst part is, I'm not even supposed to do this. Tell anyone how bad it sucks, because it's too much for people. I mean, you, you can talk into the microphone and say you can't get a date, you're overweight. It's adorable. But if I say it, they call the suicide hotline on me.
  • I mean, can I just say it? I'm fat. It sucks to be a fat girl. Can people just let me say it? It sucks. It really sucks. And I'm going to go ahead and say it. It's your fault.
  • Look, I really like you, you're truly a good guy, I think. I'm so sorry. I'm picking you. On behalf of all the fat girls, I'm making you represent all the guys. Why do you hate us so much? What is is about the basics of human happiness, feeling attractive, feeling loved, having guys chase after us, that's just not in the cards for us? Nope. Not for us. How is that fair? And why am I supposed to just accept it?
  • Louie: You know, Vanessa, you're a very, really beautiful—
  • Vanessa: If I was a very, really beautiful, then you would have said yes when I asked you out. I mean, come on, Louie, be honest here. You know what's funny? I flirt with guys all the time. And I mean the great looking ones, the really high-caliber studs? They flirt right back, no problem. Because they know their status will never be questioned. But guys like you never flirt with me, because you get scared that maybe you should be with a girl like me.
  • And why not? You know, if you were standing over there looking at us, you know what you'd see? That we totally match. We're actually a great couple together. And yet, you would never date a girl like me. Have you ever dated a girl that was heavier than you? Have you?
  • Louie: Yes I have, yes I have.
  • Vanessa: No no no, I didn't say have you ever fucked a fat girl, Louie. I'm sure you have. Every guy has. I mean, when I met you, if I had said, "Hey, do you want to go to the bathroom and screw on a big can of peaches?" you would have gone for it. No, I'm saying, have you ever dated a fat girl. Have you ever kissed a fat girl? Have you ever wooed a fat girl? Have you ever held hands with a fat girl? Have you ever walked down the street in the light of day, holding hands, with a big girl like me?
  • Go ahead. Hold my hand. What do you think is going to happen? You think your dick is going to fall off if you hold hands with a fat girl? You know what the sad thing is? It's all I want. I mean, I can get laid. Any woman who is willing can get laid. I don't want that. I don't even need a boyfriend or a husband. All I want is to hold hands with a nice guy, and walk and talk —
Big Daddy Starters
  • He has a five year plan.
  • Okay, what do you want?
  • What the hell is the matter with you?
  • Sorry, we stopped serving breakfast
  • What are you talking about? We're FOUR seconds late.
  • No, you're 30 minutes and four seconds late. We stopped serving breakfast at 1030.
  • Aw, HORSESHIT!
  • But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song.
  • It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place.
  • This happens about once every ten years so...
  • God you were normal yesterday!
  • Wish my father was like him.
  • My father was a military man. Guess I wasn't such a good soldier.
  • Anyways, when I was 35, he tried to give me a crew cut while I was asleep. I woke up, broke his arm, haven't seen him since.
  • I'd rather live in a dumpster then under his freaky ass rules!
  • Say "Happy Halloween".
  • ...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!
  • Nice parenting.
  • Hey, thanks! Who are you? My therapist?
  • They've been my favorite band since I was, like, twelve.
  • You're kidding me?
  • My friends make fun of me all the time.
  • My friends make fun of me all the time, too.
  • I've seen them, like, twenty-five times.
  • The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
  • You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
  • I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.
  • Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?
  • Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut
  • Not my problem your father was sick.
  • What, you want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!
  • Cut the crap.
  • I'm being serious, don't do that.
  • How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  • I can't take this shit. Are you serious?
  • Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now.
  • Is that strange for you?
  • I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now.
  • I got those medical problems.
  • Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot 2 years ago, you spend one night in the hospital.
  • What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?
  • How come you're not going?
  • Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!
  • I'm cleaning because you're useless
  • I'm eating it then.
  • Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
  • I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel.
  • Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
  • Congratulations! You and "Big Boobs" McGee are gonna get along just fine.
  • Be nice to the Delivery Guy, will ya? It's not his fault he can't read.
  • I kind of adopted a kid
  • Go play with the pigeons
  • We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum.
  • I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid.
  • You don't want me here anymore?
  • You just have to go away for awhile.
  • How long am I going away for?
  • I don't want to lie to you. I don't think we'll be seeing each other anymore.
  • I screwed up, I'm so sorry.
  • Come here, put your coat on.
  • This is not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot
  • I don't wanna go!
  • I am still weirded out seeing them kiss.
  • They're still our brothers. Our very gay brothers.
  • Hey, I remember you. You always order three piece of cheesecake!
I seriously can't rn

Okay so I know everyone and their freaking cat is exploding about the recent episode, and yeah I’m one of them

Hence this “vent” post

First of all I want to say this was a great episode, it gave us more info of the Renmant and obviously the plot. And we got to see some good character development with Blake and her father. But what really got me was Qrow, which is what everyone is spazzing about anyways, so I’ll try to keep it short. This is more of a character study then anything (which also means I’m going to be re opening up some wounds from the ep and making everyone feel even more terrible)

Because holy shit, that poor man.

His semblance of all things is misfortune. That means Qrow has pretty much lived everyday of his life in most likely a sea of guilt. Because he knows what affect he has on those he loves, which is probably why he can be a little (or a lot) crass sometimes. Because he’s not an open person. Not just because of the shit he’s seen, but the shit he has likely caused. All because of a power he cannot control. He never meant it to happen, obviously, but he has to live with the fact that his very presence is a danger. And that is such a terrible thing to think about when you know how much guy cares about family. His nieces especially. Ruby, especially.

Like gosh, I’ve been destroying myself by thinking about this sweet little girl, Summer’s daughter, adored Qrow so much to base her look and her fighting style after him. How much she loves him, looks up to him and Qrow wanting to be there for her, but knowing, fearing, something that could happen because of his very existence in her life. Just, ugh.

Sorry am I bumming you out to much yet?

But on top of this, the fight with Tyrian makes more sense of why Qrow told everyone to stand back, and got mad at Ruby for interfering.

And it might be a reason to why Qrow wanted to be a huntsman in the first place. Trying, in any way, to use his misfortune for good. And why he also goes on solo missions.

But regardless, this just shines so much light on Qrow’s character, which I love. But damn, did you see how much it pained him to talk about this? Having to be ashamed of his semblance, when most people take pride of it, because he blames himself and his semblance for the bad things that happen. That’s hard for me to watch and could be because he’s my current favourite.

And I’m sorry for all you Jaune lovers out there, I totally sympathize with the kid. He’s taking Phyrra’s death the hardest, definitely, and for good reason too. And he also has every right to be upset. But the one angry sarcastic quip he made at Qrow is out of line. Like I know I love Qrow more than Jaune, and will obviously side with the drunkle birb cause I’m a little biased, buT DAMN. Like the dude just fucking opened up and explained to you why, with great pain I might add, he does what he does. And hates himself for it. And again, I know Jaune is upset, that’s cool, but tone it down for poor old drunkle birb here.

Anyways that was my totally not short at all (sorry) rant, because that episode was a lot, since it featured my favourite character, anD THE ENDING.

But I’m holding on to the theories as much as I can to why Qrow can’t or won’t die. But y'know, I’m still dying on the inside knowing that I got wait a whole week (maybe more depending if there’s another WOR smh) to see how this plays out

It was still a great episode though, props to RT

Now excuse me while I go scream in a corner.