ugh i am sorry i just can't see this happening for me

TalesFromRetail: She got mad at me for something I can't control

I’m a cashier and the other day I was helping this lady. As I was scanning her items I saw she grabbed the display for something (which we are not allowed to sell and they are clearly labeled and tagged not for sale). I tell her nicely about it and that if she’d like I can still charge it and grab the right one for her after. Well this immediately put her in a bad mood and started mumbling things like “ugh that’s so stupid I don’t see the difference” and I said “ok Im sorry about that”. As I continue with her other items I see she has a huge box in her cart with the barcode for me to scan at the bottom. So here I am trying to flip this heavy box by myself while she just looks up at the ceiling and I ask “could you hold the cart a bit so I can (she cuts me off)” she responds “ omg I’m clearly holding the cart ugh” but I mean she was just barely touching it and the cart kept moving as I tried to flip the box, scan it and then place it nicely back in the cart. I’m finally about to be done scanning everything but the last item doesn’t seem to have a barcode. I already knew she was gonna be annoyed about it but I went on to say “ok so looks like this one doesn’t have a Barcode but I can look up the item real quick if you’d like”. Instead if responding yes or no thanks she says “what the heck alright that’s it I’d like to speak with your manager ”. Luckily my manager had been close by the whole time and she goes on to tell him (my manager) what awful service I’ve been giving her and that I should be fired. He tells her ok I’ll have a talk with her later and helps me find the last article so I can finally be done with her transaction. He tells me don’t worry about it once she leaves since he knew what really happened. I wish I could have asked her how exactly is it my fault she got an item clearly labeled display and an item with no barcode?

By: thestars23

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
The only one - Chapter 14

Reader x Jimin (?)

Warnings: Smut

Words: 3,227

Chapters: 13 ,

Masterlist

I couldn’t get my head around it, how could she cheat on him, why did she? I needed answers. “Baby?”, Jimin groaned out, he lifted his head which was resting low on my stomach, “yeah?”, “why aren’t you sleeping? It's…”, he looked over to the clock on the wall, “quarter to 6, go back to sleep”, i shook my head and began combing his hair with my fingers, “it’s okay, I’ll have to get up for work soon anyways, you sleep, you need it”, “nope, you’re sleeping with me”, with that he pulled me down and hugged me, I laughed as i tried to get out of his tight embrace, “Jimin-ie…”, i whined, “(y/n)…,please”. I looked up at him, he was pouting and I sighed and gave in, “fine, but wake me up at 7”.

I felt small, delicate kisses being placed all over my face, as well as tiny hands cupping it. I scrunched my nose in response, to which i got a shriek mixed with a giggle, “mommy, up now, work time”, Mikey climbed onto my stomach and started bouncing up and down, making me groan and open my eyes, “okay, okay, I’m up”. I turned to my side to see nothing, “baby, where’s Jimin?”, “Minmin is making breakfast, he tolded me to get mummy up”, “oh okay, let’s get down then”.

I carried Mikey downstairs to the kitchen to find Jimin placing plates full of food on the dining table, “morning beautiful”, Jimin said, taking Mikey from me and placing a kiss on the edge of my lips, “morning, what time is it?”, i asked sitting down at the table, Jimin placed Mikey on the chair next to mine before sitting down himself, “it is now…”, he looked at his watch, “almost half ten”, my eyes widened, “half ten?! I thought i told you to wake me at seven, Jimin I’m late and so is Mikey”. I stood up from the table to leave, but Jimin grabbed my wrist, “(y/n), I called in for the two of you, so you can take the day of”, “why?”, “because i felt like we need it, just one day to ourselves, trust me i would have done it another day, but Jackson is going to take Mikey tomorrow and i just want us to be the way we were before”. He did have good intentions, i couldn’t be angry at him for it, “okay”, i sat back down, Jimin placed a kiss on my hand and smiled, “have you planned anything then?”, he nodded his head, “but it’s a surprise, so i just need the two of you to be dressed by 5”.

It soon came around to 5 and i got myself and Mikey dressed in something warm as it was quite chilly and then were on our way.

“FESTIVALLLLLL!”, Mikey screamed out, kicking his legs in excitement, Jimin began to chuckle and told him to calm down. “Mommy, Minmin tell me about this, then i really wanted to go”, he explained are, “really?! What type of festival is it?”, “it a festival for all, different people”. I furrowed my brows and looked at Jimin, “he means culture wise, it’s a multicultural festival”, “oh, that should be fun”.

“Asian!”, Mikey screamed running towards the Asian section, “i get he is Asian, but I blame the mother for his obsession”, “shut up”, I mumbled shoving him a little. “Minmin, mommy, hurrryyy”, Mikey whined as he pouted, “okay we’re coming”.

God knows how many hours we have spent at this festival, I was currently sat at a table with Hoseok and Taehyung, we found the two of them as we went around. Jimin and Mikey were getting food for us, “but you do need to be careful (y/n), no matter how much you two love each other, it’s always those you love the most, that hurt you the most”, I sighed, “i know”. We continued talking, the topic was chosen by Hoseok, so it was no surprise it was about guys, “i know he and you had a little…but that doesn’t make him any less sexy”, Hoseok stated, “are you gonna continue speaking as if your boyfriend isn’t here”, Taehyung said in an annoyance, Hoseok just rolled his eyes and mouthed, “jealous”. I giggled at the two, “he’s right, you should only be talking about him like that, but you are right and surprisingly he is not the dick I thought he was, he’s actually really sweet”, i jumped at the sound of Jimin’s voice, “who’s really sweet?”, he placed the food down on the table, Mikey jumped up onto the table next to me, “oh, j-just a new co-worker, he didn’t make the best first impression”, he nodded slightly, “not like it matters though, i don’t really pay attention to him”, he gave me a small smile after i said that. “Right let’s eat”, he announced and gave out the food.

Halfway through eating Jimin’s office went off, “ahh, excuse me”, with that he got up and left the table to take the call, the rest of us continued eating. He soon came back, but had a frown on his face, “Jimin, what’s wrong?”, “oh,erm… that was Jin, he called to tell me to come in, there’s this important visit that’s happening today, i completely forgot”, “you should go”, his work is something the is passionate about, “(y/n)-”, “nu-uh, go before i drag you there myself, I don’t mind and I’m sure Mikey doesn’t either, do you?”, he shook his head and continued to stuff his face, “nohhh, i don’t mind Minmin”, he said with a full mouth, making Jimin chuckle. “Okay then, I’ll see you two at home”, he placed a kiss on both of mine and Mikey’s head and said goodbye to Taehyung and Hoseok before leaving.

“I need to go pee, you two watch Mikey”, “we always do”, Taehyung flashed me a wide smile and winked.

As i was walking out of the bathroom, i bumped into someone, “i am so sorry”, “i thought you’d be a lot more wary of where you’re going, especially after last time”. Jungkook was stood there wearing a black and red checkered jacket, with a black t-shirt, jeans and shoes, was there anything that he couldn’t pull off? “Hey”, he gave me a small smile, “h-hi…, “(y/n), i need to talk to you”, i was about to speak up, but he dragged me away to a secluded area, where no-one could see us.

“Jungk-”, he cut me off by kissing me, hard. He backed me up against the wall of the toilets, his grip tight on my hips. I didn’t kiss back, instead i pushed him off, “s-stop”, i placed my hand on his chest, “I’m with Jimin”. He chuckled before walking closer, “he doesn’t love you”, “yes he does”, “as much as i do?”, he questioned, i furrowed my brows, “you’re just saying that-”, “no I’m not, i don’t just throw around shit like that, you should know that”.

He sighed, dropping his head onto my shoulder, “at first i thought it was just one of those kiddie crushes, then once i actually spent time with you, i realised it was more than just that, I’ve honestly only ever loved one person like i do you and he’s gone now. So please (y/n), don’t tell me i don’t love you”, i heard him sniffle, “don’t cry please…”, i ran my fingers through his hair, i felt his lips against my neck, “tell me you love me”, “i can't”, he groaned into my neck, “it’s because of him, ain’t it”. I lifted his head, holding his face with both hands and just kissed him. Was it wrong? Yes. Do i regret it? Not one bit.

“No it’s not, it’s me, i honestly am so confused right now, i do have feelings for you and Jimin, but ugh…”, tears escaped my eyes, but were stopped by Jungkook’s thumbs, “hey, it’s okay, you take all the time you need, i don’t want you to make a decision you’ll regret”, he smiled lightly, before kissing my cheek, “you should get going”. I nodded and made my way out of the secluded area, but just as i was about to, i stopped, “Jungkook, I’m sure Mikey would love to see you, before bed he asked about you and when he’s going to see you again”.

“KOOKIE!”, he jumped onto Jungkook as soon as he was close enough, “hey buddy I missed you”, Jungkook hugged him tightly and gave him a kiss on the cheek, “i missed you too, kookie let’s go get a teddy”, “only if mommy doesn’t mind…”, the two of them looked at me,”yeah it’s fine, but no more candy, you’ve had enough today”, Mikey thanked me before the two went off.

“Only if mommy doesn’t mind”, Hoseok imitated him, “shut up”, “ooh, I’m sure Jimin would love to know about this”, “don’t you dare…”, “relax we won’t, but (y/n), you need to tell us what’s going on, we’ve known you for lord knows how long and we know when something is up”, “so go on spill…”, Taehyung added. I could tell these two, they were the ones i trusted the most and wouldn’t judge me one bit.

“What am i supposed to do, i am such an awful person”, “you’re not babe, you just-”, Hoseok looked over to Taehyung for help, “-you just need to figure out who you really want to be with, you can’t go back and forth between the two, it’s not fair”. “MUMMY LOOK KOOKIE WON ME DONALD”,  Mikey came screaming with a huge smile spread across his face and he was hugging onto a Donald duck that was the same size as him, “did you thank him baby?”, he nodded his head quickly before scurrying over to Hobi and Tae to show them his amazing new toy, Jungkook wasn’t far behind.

“Hey guys it’s getting late, i think the two of us are gonna call it a night”, Taehyung said, “and i think this little one is tired as well”, referring to Mikey who was half asleep on his lap. “Yeah we should get going, guess I’ll see you guys at work tomorrow”, we all said our goodbyes and went off I’m different directions.

I decided not to ask Hobi and Tae for a lift as they looked like they were gonna pass out, and i didn’t want to them spending more time away from their bed, so i stuck with walking. And Jungkook, well he got a call from Mr Kwon telling him to go to the office to sort something out.

“Shhh”, i patted Mikey’s back as he began whining, “go back to sleep”, i had put my jacket over him so he didn’t get cold. It would take me about an hour if not more to get home. As i was walking, i heard a car slowly driving behind me, i wouldn’t be scared if the road was busy, but unfortunately it wasn’t, so no one could help me. I did what practically everyone would do in this situation and began to walk quicker and obviously the car sped up as well, i was going to start running until the person I’m the car spoke, “(y/n)! Wait”, “Kookie?”, I said relieved, “yeah, what are you doing walking at this time, do you have any idea how dangerous it is?!”, he raised his voice and got out of the car, “here…”, he carefully lifted Mikey from me, “Kookie", Mikey mumbled out, half asleep, his hand was touching Jungkook’s cheek, “hey buddy, it’s part, you go back to sleep”.

I sat in the back seat, Mikey’s head resting on my lap, whilst my jacket was covering his body. “Where’s minion, i never got to see him today”, “he got called in for work, he says he’s gonna be back later, i doubt it”, I sighed “i thought you were called in”, “meh, u could do it in the morning”, i turned and looked out of the window. My eyes began closing on their own and eventually i passed out, leaning against the door.

“(y/n), we’re here”, Jungkook said in a hushed tone, he had Mikey resting in the crook of his neck. I looked at my surroundings to see an unfamiliar building, “w-where are we?”, “we’re at my apartment, i didn’t want you to be alone at night”, i warmed up at what he said, although i could have told him my brother is at home, so i wouldn’t be alone.

“This is your apartment?”, he nodded taking off both his and Mikey’s shoes, “why is it so big? It’s bigger than my house”, he chuckled, “well if you even want to move in, let me know”, “will do”. “If you want anything to drink kitchens over there”, he nodded his head in the direction, “or if you want to go to sleep, the rooms down the hall on the left. Right, i’ll go put this one in bed”.

I made my way to the kitchen, i found the cups straight away, now i was hoping to find hot chocolate. I couldn’t reach the top cabinets, so i climbed onto the kitchen unit and began looking through them. I tried opening one of the larger cabinets, which didn’t seem to be a good idea, as i lost my balance and fell backwards, off the unit, “yah, be careful”, Jungkook scolded as he caught me, my eyes were shut tight. He placed me back down on the ground and i opened up my eyes, the second i did i looked at the floor, my cheeks getting warmer, i heard Jungkook let out a light laugh. I looked up at him again, his toned upper half on show, whereas the bottom was covered by his sweatpants, “what were you looking for up there anyways?”, “erm…hot chocolate”, i felt quite embarrassed when i told him, “oh, unfortunately i don’t have any powder, but for you, i can make it from scratch”, “no don’t do that, it’s okay i can live wi-”, “hey, i said I’m making it so sit down”, i complied and sat down on the island unit and watched him. His back view was just as good as the front.

I was too busy staring, i didn’t realise he was done and was now staring back at me with a steaming cup in his hands. “Do you want your hot chocolate now or do you want to carry on staring, i honestly don’t mind”, i hid my face in embarrassment, “s-sorry”, I stuttered out. Jungkook walked closer placing the cup down next to me, before placing both hands either side of me. He gripped my chin and made me stare directly into his eyes, “don’t apologise”, he whispered. His eyes were filled with pure lust and adoration, “will you stop me this time?”, “Just do it already”, i replied and in an instant his lips were on mine, his hands were touching every inch of my body.

His lips attacked my neck next, he left behind a single mark before kissing up, along my jaw, I moaned out in pleasure, “(y/n), I’m controlling myself right now, carry on doing that-”, I moaned out again, just to see what he would do, “right then”, he lifted me off the counter, i wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck, “i did warn you”, “i was curious…”, “well in the morning you’re gonna regret being so curious”.

He threw my down on the bed, my clothes were already scattered all over the floor, leaving me bare, he still had on his sweatpants. Jungkook was about to get between my legs, but i stopped him, “you need to lose it all as well”, “babygirl, you don’t have any power in this room”, with that he got between my legs and pushed me back so i was laying down. The first thing he did was take my nipple into his mouth, he played with the other one using his fingers. He began sucking and once it’s was erect he bit down on it causing me to moan out in both pain and pleasure, “Jungkook-ah”, my hand was in his hair, pulling at it. He traveled south with his mouth, leaving behind a trail of love bites, i felt his breath over my heat and soon felt his tongue, he was giving it small kitty licks, “ahhh, please, Jungkookie”, i begged, wanting him to do more.

“Okay, okay, baby”, he moved away from me, i whined at the loss of contact. He pulled down his sweatpants along with his boxers, giving me the view of his very, large manhood, already dripping with pre-cum. I got on my knees and pulled him closer by his waist, “what are y-“, i took his manhood into my mouth, as much as i could. It hit the back of my throat, but that didn’t stop me from trying to get it further. I gagged so i took it back out, but didn’t gone Jungkook much time to recover as i took the most sensitive part into my mouth and sucked it as i could, “ugh (y/n), you’re killing me”, he groaned out. I continued sucking and licked at times, but soon Jungkook had, had enough and pulled me back, off him.

“Get in the middle of the bed”, he whispered into my ear, i complied, but spoke up as i saw him walking away from me, “where are you going?”, “to get a condom”, “leave it”, “you sure”, i nodded, “yes”. He came over as quick as he could and soon has his manhood inside me, my eyes slightly watered as i felt his member stretch me, “are you okay?”, Jungkook asked once he noticed my tears, “yeah”, i have a small smile to show I was. Once i adjusted to his member, i told him to move, which he did, but very slowly, scared he was going to hurt me too much. I soon encouraged him to go faster, he hesitated, but soon sped up, going harder.

“Turn around, get on your hands and knees”, i got in the position he wanted me in and he inserted himself into me again. He hit deeper this time, i couldn’t help, but moan and scream as he pounded into me. My arms soon gave up on me as i reached my high, so my upper half had collapsed and was flat on the bed, Jungkook on the other hand was getting closer and closer to his high. “baby, I’m…almost there”, he continued to thrust into me, slower than before.

The thrusts became sloppy as he groaned out loudly, spilling his seeds into me. He rested his forehead against my back, trying to catch his breath like me.

Once we both got our breath back he pulled out and went to get a wet towel from the bathroom. A few seconds later he came back and cleaned the two of us up, i could barely move, i felt completely worn out.

I must’ve fell asleep as he cleaned as i woke under the covers, in some clean clothes and Jungkook getting into the bed also in some new, clean clothes. “Goodnight (y/n)”, Jungkook kissed my temple, “goodnight Jungkook”.


Sorry for the late post there was a lot going on. Please give feedback, is much appreciated. Thank you bibs 😘😘😘


-Z

You Can't Go//A Peter Pevensie Imagine

Yo, I’ve been getting some requests for Peter Pevensie fluff, so here we go.

She and Peter are arguing b/c Peter doesn’t want her to fight, but she has a lot of good ideas as to how they can defeat the Telmarines. She and Peter are shouting at each other and he yells that he loves her and then general fluffiness.

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“You are not going and that’s final!” Peter yelled.

“And why the hell not? I have so many ideas that could be so useful! Caspian and Edmund both think so!” You shouted. This was so unfair. You had had a lot of input on the plan for the invasion of the Telmarine castle, and now Peter was telling you that you couldn’t go.

He was silent for a moment. 

“Well?” you snapped, your anger growing. This was ridiculous.

“You could get hurt?” he tried.

“So could you! You’re going to have to come up with a better reason than that.”

He scrunched his face, trying to think of a reason.

“I’m waiting.”

“Yeah, well, I’m thinking.”

You sighed and tapped your foot impatiently. “Oh my god!” you yelled, throwing your hands in the air. “You are the most stubborn, bullheaded, jackass I have ever met!” And with that, you stormed out of the room.

“Stupid, unbelievable, self-obsessed….” you muttered angrily as you stomped down the hall.

“(Y/N)?” you heard someone ask.

“What? What, for the love of god, what do you want?!” you yelled, whipping around.

Lucy was standing there, a hurt look on her face. You immediately softened. “I’m sorry, I’ve had the worst morning.”

“I just wanted to ask if you were okay,” she said quietly.

You sighed and ran a hand through your hair. “No, no I’m not.”

“What happened?”

“Ugh, Peter won’t let me go with them.”

“Why not? You’re an incredible fighter, your battle plans are almost always flawless, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be able to go.”

“Right? The only reason he gave was that I might get hurt,” you said as you walked down the hall. What you didn’t see as you turned around was the look of realization that dawned on Lucy’s face.

You flopped on your bed, burying your face in your pillow, resisting the urge to shriek like a banshee. Why did the world hate you so much?

.   .   .

Peter

“Peter!” he heard Lucy yell.

“What?”

“Why won’t you let (Y/N) go with you?” she demanded.

“Oh, not you too,” he groaned.

“Just tell me!”

:Why do I get the feeling that you already know?“

"I do, I just want to hear you say it.”

He rolled his eyes. “Why are you making me do this?”

“Because she is one of your best fighters and you’re going to need her. Also, you are totally in love with her, and you’re letting that get in the way of things that are part of the bigger picture.”

He hung his head. “You’re right.”

“So for Christ’s sake, just tell her!”

“Are you kidding? No way!”

“Whatever, Peter.”

He walked down the hall, heading for the armory. “Pevensie!” a voice roared. Oh, no.

He turned around to see a very angry (Y/N) stomping towards him. He could practically see the storm clouds swirling around her.

She came to a stop in front of him, jabbing a finger at his chest. “I am going with you tomorrow, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”

“I know.”

“Oh, now you’re letting me go? Jesus, you are all over the place! First you won’t let me go, now you’re totally fine with it. It’s making my head hurt. And then there was that whole thing with not letting me go because you didn’t want me to get hurt, what was that about? And don’t give some crap about me not being able to fight or something because you know damn well that I am one of the best fighters we have.”

“I didn’t want you to go because I love you and if you were to die, I would lose my mind!” he yelled, unable to stop himself.

“You what?”

He turned red. “Uh, I don’t want you to die?”

“No, what did you say before that?”

“I love you,” he whispered. 

She put a hand under his chin and tilted his head up to look at her.

“I love you too.”

He hugged her, pulling her in close as she buried her head in his shoulder.

You know no big deal just watching Ranting Monkeys when suddenly a wild Taehyung appears

Which then made me look up the gif to show my friends in r/l. Only to see a photo of Amber (My female Ultimate Bias) and Suga (Male Ultimate Bias) standing facing each other and well….. let’s just say I am fucking hyperventilating like I dont even know why it is effecting me so much like. Amber is so social and I mean I have though about it… but actually seeing the photo sent me into full fangirl mode… like… I need a Agust D/Amber colab stat like make this happen now! In other news I am now a crying hot messs… My heart is swelling with love and I need to calm the fuck down..m excuse this crazy ass post but I just needed to tell you all That MY TWO UB’S INTERACTED WITH EACHOTHER AND I AM A CRYING SOBBING MESS AND I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE ANYMORE ……-cough- um excuse me….

Originally posted by theseoks

Imagine EXO otps if they could use their powers #Kaisoo
  • [the Everyday Kaisoo morning]
  • Kai: *yawns and stretches his arms while looking at the bed*
  • Kai: That's strange? Last time I checked someone was there sleeping beside me...Kyungsoo hyung?
  • Kai: Dyo dyo hyung!/hears water splashing from the bathroom/
  • Kai: *smirks*
  • Kai: /teleports to the bathroom/
  • Kyungsoo: AAAAAAAAH/moves his hands up and throws random floating pebbles at Kai/
  • Kai: OWWW!I knew you lied when you said they were just decorations
  • Kyungsoo: THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU STOPPED TELEPORTING WHEN I'M NAKED IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAMN TIME!!
  • Kai: But I've seen you naked 100 times before
  • Kyungsoo: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!/he blushes so hard random pebbles hit Kai again/
  • Kai: ow
  • --
  • [On the phone]
  • Kai: This place is boring! I miss you hyung!
  • Kyungsoo: aww Nini I miss you too but there's..only two days left...
  • Kyungsoo: You did not just-
  • Kai: Hi Hi /kisses Kyungsoo's cheek/
  • Kyungsoo TELEPORT ALL THE WAY FROM LAS VEGAS TO SEOUL!.ugh Jongin what am I going to do with you
  • Kai: Only for you babe,only for you
  • --
  • [ Going out]
  • Kai: hold up hyung I'll buy us popcorn/teleports to buy popcorn/
  • Kyungsoo: ok guess it's just me and you pigeons
  • Kyungsoo: ewww did it just poo on that
  • Kyungsoo: NO don't you dare!/takes a step back cuz pigeon was walking towards him/
  • Kyungsoo: I SAID DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!/unknowingly stomps his feat and creates a crack on the ground/
  • Kyungsoo: oops.
  • Random people: AAAAAHG IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVEZ
  • Kai: what just happened?
  • Random person: There's an earthquake!Dude you gotta run!
  • Kai: But that's my boyfriend! How dare you/shoves random person away and teleports near Kyungsoo/
  • Random person: Weird.
  • Kai: your mini earthquakes are giving me mini heart attacks Aish kyungsoo!
  • Kyungsoo: I'm sorry.I didn't mean it.
  • Kai: It's ok Baby, I'm calling Tao/takes out phone and calls the time stopper/
  • Kyungsoo: I'm very sorry Kai.
  • Kai: /puts down phone and everything except him and D.O stops moving/ wow that was fast.Now hurry up and hide that crack
  • Kyungsoo: /kneels and pats the ground with his hands making the ground merge together/
  • Kai: yay Babysoo saves the day! /hugs Kyungsoo/
  • Kyungsoo: wtf /hugs back eventually/
  • --
  • [Bed time]
  • Kyungsoo: Jongin please tell me you won't do it again.
  • Kai: Do what? /lays near Kyungsoo on their shared bed/
  • Kyungsoo: Don't pretend like you don't know when you teleport to my dreams every night!
  • Kai: ...
  • Kai: Did you just admit that you-
  • Kai: OH MY GOD BABE YOU SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS!THAT'S SO ADORABLE!
  • Kyungsoo: Wait so you can't teleport to dreams...
  • Kai: duhh lol. If I can teleport to dreams than you can teleport to dreams too
  • Kyungsoo: GOOD NIGHT JONGIN LET'S FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID LALALALA
  • Kai: I mean I see you in my dreams every night too
  • Kyungsoo: Go to sleep you big cheese ball/puts his hands on his face because he's too embarrassed/
  • Kai: sure babe, SWEET DREAMS haha
  • Kyungsoo: I hate you
  • Kai: I love you too

Finally was able to read the SouRin interview from the Volume 2 DVD (thank you for finding the scan, godatekou!) SOUSUKE IS SO CUTE IN THIS GAH!

Character Interview Vol. 2
Rin X Sousuke

Today from the Samezuka Academy we have Rin Matsuoka and Sousuke Yamazaki-kun joining us.

Rin: Thank you for having us here.
Sousuke: Glad to be here.

All right then, first please introduce yourselves.

Rin: I’m Rin Matsuoka, a third year at Samezuka Academy and also captain of the swim team.
Sousuke: I’m Sousuke Yamazaki, same as Rin, 3rd year, swim team.
Rin: …..Wasn’t that bit too brief…?
Sousuke: Is there anything else I need to introduce?

…Okay then first, please tell us how the two of you met!

Rin: When we were in Elementary School we ended up in the same class so I took an interest in him I guess…
Sousuke: Also our houses were very close so we thought we would be able to play together as well
Rin: That’s right. The fact that we were in the same swimming club also played a large role.

Sousuke-kun transferred from a high school in Tokyo right?

Sousuke: Yup.
Rin: Yeah, this guy right here didn’t even tell me he was coming.
Sousuke: Sooner or later we’d still meet at the school, so I didn’t feel the need to tell you.
Rin: Well…I guess that’s very…you…

Moving on, we’d like to introduce a theme to talk about for the two of you.

Rin: A…theme? I have a bad feeling about this…

Think of it as a free talk— stuff related to the theme, so we’re preparing it right now.

Sousuke: Did the other guys have to do this too?

Yes, of course!

Rin: If that’s the case then I guess we just gotta do it…
Sousuke: Okay, what’s the theme then?

The theme for you two is “What would you be doing if you were not part of the Swim Team…?”

Sousuke: What the. That’s a totally normal theme…
Rin: It’s okay. Normal is good.

So then, would you be doing something sports-related instead of swimming?

Rin: I’ve never thought about it…
Sousuke: Rin would be good at soccer, wouldn’t you? You’re pretty good at it…
Rin: I wouldn’t say I’m good at it, but I’d definitely choose it over something like baseball or whatever.
Sousuke: Rin is good at sports that involve using his feet.
Rin: Seems like rugby would fit Sousuke pretty well
Sousuke: Are you implying that my body is too big?
Rin: Well, you’d have a lot of power. Besides, you’re not really good at details so something with a bunch of rules would be impossible for you.
Sousuke: Shaddap~
Rin: Haha~
Sousuke: Rin skateboards sometimes though.
Rin: Ah, yes but would you even call that sports? Anyway, what WOULD you do?
Sousuke: I’d be content doing whatever you’re doing, jeez…
Rin: Hey, answer properly! Don’t just ignore the interview! But then again…
Sousuke: Yeah you’re right…
Rin & Sousuke (at the same time): I haven’t really thought of anything besides swimming…

So then if you didn’t do sports, what would you do?

Sousuke: What about music? Rin has a lot of CDs.
Rin: Yeah, I often listen to music overseas [a/n: mostly refers to American bands, singers, etc.]. I listened to a lot of foreign music when I started out studying English. Although I like listening to music I don’t think I’d be able to play an instrument.
Sousuke: Then why don’t you be the vocals?
Rin: Hm…but it’s kinda difficult. Hey, why am I the only one answering? What about your answers? Instruments…what would you play?
Sousuke: Ah well…having to move about with the instruments is kind of well…
Rin: Then how about drums? It actually fits you!
Sousuke: Well, I have played the arcade version of it before but…
Rin: Hey show me next time! Seems pretty interesting!
Sousuke: Okay sure, but my score isn’t really that great though…

Do you think you would both be able to perform well (with music?)

Rin: Probably average
Sousuke: Same.
Rin: Liar
Sousuke: ……maybe lower than average
Rin: Yeah music is pretty much impossible for me.
Sousuke: Yup.

(laughs) Thank you very much. Since you’re still here, we would like to talk about your kouhais, Aiichiro Nitori and Momotaro Mikoshiba.

Rin: Actually, Ai’s specialty used to be free, but because he wanted to be in the medley, he decided to swim breast stroke and tried really hard to do so. He really tried his best!
Sousuke: Even though his time is still not that great, I’m sure he has the drive to push forward.
Rin: As for Momo he’s kind of inconsistent but…
Sousuke: He has his good times and bad times I guess…
Rin: Yeah, but when he puts his effort he is really strong but sometimes during practice it just doesn’t show, having him have an entry into matches is kind of a gamble sometimes.
Sousuke: Well, if you put it that way, you should be in charge of watching him, Mr. Captain.
Rin: Hey, shut up. Well, even though the two are complete opposites, after they started rooming together they for some reason make a good combination.
Sousuke: Yesterday when I checked out their room it was ridiculously messy.
Rin: UGH! THOSE TWO!!!!!

What do you think of Nitori-kun and Momotarou-kun?

Rin: Kouhais that are a handful!
Sousuke: They’re definitely a noisy bunch.
Rin: Yeah but you don’t know what they could be capable of from here on out. I look forward to it.
Sousuke: Yeah, that’s right.

So then, what do you think of the Iwatobi Swim Club?

Rin: They’re my friends but also rivals I guess. Truthfully, we help each other do our best.
Sousuke: I don’t really plan to accustom myself with them, but if they help bring out a good swim, then I guess that’s all right.
Rin: Yeah, that’s right!

Do you have a message for the Iwatobi Swim Club?

Rin: Let’s meet up at the next match!
Sousuke: Well, do your best I guess…

Thank you for the cool message. Let’s hear some messages for Nitori-kun and Momotarou-kun. Let’s start with Ai.

Rin: Ai, you have a very earnest attitude and that’s your strong point. Have more confidence in yourself. And for god’s sake clean up after yourself!
Sousuke: I don’t really have anything I want to say since we see each other everyday at swim practice but…look after your own condition while you swim!

Thank you very much. Next, how about a message for Momotarou-kun?

Rin: Momo, I know you have something special, so I hope you can use it to your advantage. Also, don’t always throw weird stuff away. And also…uh…..don’t get too close to Gou.
Sousuke: Oh? You’re worried about that?
Rin: Shut up! Anyway, get rid of your inconsistency and swim with just your tension!
Sousuke: If your swimming has inconsistency, it means that you’re not concentrated enough. First calm down and then do as you remember.
Rin: Hahaha, that’s kind of harsh…
Sousuke: They’re just honest words.
Rin: Well…anyway, I look forward to working with the two of you! Let’s do the best we can together!

Thank you very much. Lastly, please give a message to those who are reading this interview!

Rin: That’s right…from here on out I want to work my best by making my dream as well as making the best swim team possible come true. Since summer just started, I want to train and practice harder than ever without holding back. If what we do is able to resound in even one person, I’d be really happy. Sorry if this interview got kind of boring, but I look forward to your continued support from here on out!
Sousuke: Me too. Right now it’s just swimming. Although there’s a lot of stuff I still want to seize, for now in this place and time, I’ll do whatever I can. That’s all I have.

You guys both seem very determined!

Rin: Well, I guess huh.
Sousuke: Yeah, I guess so.

Thank you very much!

Pic 1:
The climax of the rock paper scissors match!

Sousuke: The top bunk is so tedious.
Rin: Yeah I feel the same way.

The result—

Rin: All right, I win! Sousuke’s really bad at rock paper scissors.
Sousuke: Shut up. I lose on purpose, you know!
Rin: Liar (laughs)

Pic 2:
What happened to Momotarou-kun after he ate that cookie?

Rin: He started crying but that’s a different story.
Sousuke: Isn’t it because you didn’t tell him the reason…?
Rin: No that’s not it! He just mistaken it on his own!
Sousuke: Why don’t you ask Gou to make some cookies next time for him?
Rin: You’re such a softy.
Sousuke: Better than having someone crying in their own room.
Rin: Shut up…that was so noisy…
Sousuke: Please excuse me for that then.

Pic 3:
Gou-san checked everyone’s lunch boxes at Iwatobi High School

Sousuke: That seems pretty harsh…
Rin: I guess if she’s concerned then she’s just that kind of concerned type…
Sousuke: Does Gou even know what nutritional balance really is?
Rin: Do you think she would?
Sousuke: Not at all…

Maybe it’s something like Momotarou-kun’s interest in finding stag beetles…?

Rin: In that case, he’s just like an elementary school kid.
Sousuke: Yeah, an elementary school kid. Why don’t you go with him next time and gather some stag beetles.
Rin (in english): No thank you!

[Notes]
I am SO HAPPY we finally get canon confirmation that:
1) Sousuke purposely loses at rock paper scissors
2) Rin skateboards now and then
3) Sousuke is so socially awkward with everyone besides Rin lol. His answers were basically copies of what Rin said.

Also, Sousuke saying he would do whatever Rin would be doing if they weren’t swimming breaks my heart boy is too in love

 

You Can't Change the Broken-hearted

“I hate you! I hate you! I HATE YOU!”
“What the hell did he do this time?”
“Sam I love you but right now is not a good time.”
“Oh yeah? I couldn’t tell. So what’s got you in a pissing mood?”
“Why don’t you ask your brother who forgot it was our anniversary and went to the bar, got drunk and slept with someone else!”
“Woah woah, calm down Y/N. Are you sure? Maybe he just went out to get some food. You know how he is.”
“Why don’t you go look in his room then Sammy since I’m such a liar.”
“I never said that you were Y/N. I’ll go look okay? Stay here.”
“Fine.”

Sam left and went down the hall leaving me alone in the kitchen. I’ve known the winchesters since they found me on one of their hunts. I was a fellow hunter so we teamed up and took the nest of vampires down. Since then I’ve been on the road with them. Over time, me and dean started to fall in love. We never acted on it until two years ago. We’ve been at the bunker for two weeks now with no hunts. Last night dean left and said he was going to the bar. Well he left and when he came back, he had some blonde slut on his arm. It took all of my inner niceness not to go down there and kill the little bitch. When it became morning, I went in there and saw they were both naked and in bed. I wanted to scream right then but didn’t. Now Sam knows or something like that and went to go deal with it. Soon he came back down the hall with a sour expression.

“Well?
"You weren’t lying.”
“Alright then it’s settled.”
“What’s settled?”

I walked down to my room and heard Sams footsteps behind me. I took my duffel bag and started putting my clothes and other belongings in it. Sam tried to stop me but after a little bit he stopped trying and started to reason with me.

“Come on N/N don’t leave. Yes what he did was wrong but don’t just leave because of it.”
“Sammy I love you and I love him but I can not stay here knowing he cheated on me on our anniversary and act like nothing happened. You can’t ask me to do that so don’t.”
“Fine but at least stay in contact.”
“No. Once I leave you won’t be able to find me. I’ll be off the grid. Tell your brother I said good riddance.”

I took my bags of clothes and my bag of weapons and went to the garage and put it in my Jeep Wrangler. I climbed in and shut the door on Sams face. I rolled the window down and looked at him one last time.

“This will be the last time I see you Samuel winchester. This is goodbye. It’s been a great eight years. You can’t change the broken-hearted.”

And with that I backed out of the bunker and left. I didn’t stop until I was two states over. There I got rid of my cell and any fake cards I had. I changed my license plate number and got rid of my laptop. I checked for any bugs or trackers in my jeep and stuff. When everything was clean I left and never turned back.

Sam’s view:

“Dean! Dean get out here right now!”
“Ugh what Sammy? It’s like two in the morning.”
“One its nine in the morning two it’s you and your little fling in your bed. Did you forget about Y/N? What about what today is? It’s your anniversary! And what did you do? You slept with another person.”
“Shit. Where is she?”
“She left dean. She took all her stuff and left. She said we wouldn’t find her and we would never see her again. This is your fault dean. I hate to say this, but I hope it eats you alive to know the one person you loved to show you love back left because of your foolishness.”

I left dean in the kitchen and went to the library. I need to find Y/N and get her to come back. Hopefully she doesn’t do anything stupid between now and then.

*three months later*
“Dean I found her!”
“Found who?”
“Y/N who else dean?”
“Thought she didn’t want to be found.”
“Your an ass. But let’s go. She’s in North Carolina. Let’s go.”
“Do we…”
“Don’t you dare finish that sentence dean. We’re going now let’s go.”

The boys got there things and pulled into baby. They drove to North Carolina and to the address Sam had. What the didn’t expect was for it to be a graveyard. They found her grave and they knew it was her since there was a picture of her on her stone.

Y/N Y/L/N
Beloved daughter and Sister
“You Can’t Change the Broken-hearted.”

Both boys broke down. Sam got up and went back to baby. Dean stayed on the ground looking at the stone with teary-eyes.

“I’m sorry for what I did. I am. I love you.”

  • psychic: *reading my mind*
  • me: here we go, the whiskering begins. gimme your face. no pressure. nose pressure ahahahhaha pa ching and pa zam. your nose is quite a nice texture today. today? that face is not helping. no, no, no, no. how do I look? pretty great. fabulous. aw aw. whiskening achieved. let's answer some Qs. that's an X. you had one job, phil. *clapping* what happens in the basement of google? it's where vloggers are born. mother. would you rather have barbed wire eyelashes, ow, or grass hair? uh, grass hair. why? get a tiny mower, different style everyday. brrr brrr brrr. is canada real? uh, no. it's a fictional country, isn't it? I was aboot to say. *finger snapping* advertise the item closest to you in the most disturbing way you can. it's actually a pair of my underwear which was on the floor. that is your underwear? oh my god. underwear? watch out for an under-scare! disturb not make the worst pun ever. sorry. do a creepy face! *dramatic music* oh wow, that's horrific *weird noises* nooo, no no no no. phil, sing the first song that comes into your head in a scottish accent. oh, I don't know what song is in my head. what the what was that? ow. rekt. no. that was like a russian no. what the fuck was that? there's a russian man in my stomach. I think phil's trying to drop hints that's he's a cannibal, guys. rrr. play tug of war with phil's stress mushroom. what is the stress mushroom? they mean this baby. no, not that. I hate that. No! *struggling* no *more struggling noises* Oh. there's wet stuff in it- OH MY GOD -what is this?-WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENED? rest in peace, disturbing mushroom. do the next question in dan's room. invent a new swear word and use it in a sentence. alright, ch-chanksplooned. alright, go on then. yeah, I chanksplooned your mom's face. do we wanna know what does chanksplooned-ok. what would be written on your tombstone? oh phil, there was never a better king of the universe. for god's sake. what's on yours, dan? ugh. dan, you're a penguin with rabies and phil, you're a mouse that's constipated. *weird noises* have a staring contest with dan while barking like dogs. whoever laughs first, wins. (?) 3, 2, 1. *barking noises* AH HA HA. y'all laughed. invent something that not one person would ever use. a bed made out of smashed glass. I wouldn't use it. fair enough. phil, sing the john cena theme while dan pretends to be john cena. *john cena theme* ow haha ow I knew that was coming *laughter* do an impression of a dying goose *weird noise* what the hell was- oh my god. *laughter* *weird noise* make a duet about ladders. ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders- who would(?) you step on them and you climb-ladders ladders ladders ladders- they're made of metal, they go up-ladders ladders ladders- if you're a fireman, they're really high. laddeeeerss. ladders ep. that's the symbol of our band. everyone put out their ladder hands. yeah, that's what the crowd's gonna be doing to our concerts. YEAH, LADDERS AH. you just broke the sound barrier. that's what happens when you go fast, you idiot. what the f- oh my god. become a season. oh oh wha what was that? oh, it's spring. you were birthing something. phil, what vegetable should be king? the op-carrot? scroll through your camera roll without looking, choose a random picture and explain the story. scroll scroll scroll STOP. I- I was witnessing nature in action. and taking sneaky photos of it, you perv. HAHAHA. what is happening in this photo? it looks like I'm in a public toilet mid-blink. wow. *bad beatboxing* dan, you're a nacho. phil, you're the salsa. make fanfic. I'm just so dry and crusty and until I just get inside you and submerged myself in your red juices. DIP ME - I can't get into myself-DIP ME DIP ME DIP ME AH DIP DIP AHH AHHH AAAHHH AHHH I'M COMPLETE MMMM MMM. stop it. let's all take a moment to just forget that happened. what is your favorite number of the alphabet? seventy-L. how dry is your wenis? wait, I know what your wenis is! ayee, ayee. it's this. mine's pretty soft. this is your wenis. let me stroke your wenis. that is a smooth wenis. tickle my wenis? *laughter* pretty soft as well. damn, guys. moisturized wenii. ah, let's just move on. let's move on. say a really unerotic word in a sexy voice and then lick your lips. exhaust pipe. OH *disgusted voice* OH I FEEL VIOLATED. concrete. *laughter* nooo. play the spoons. my grandma actually used to play the spoons so, prepare yourselves. *metal sounds* spoons. look up friendship yoga and imitate the first image. what? what the hell is that? HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? so, we sit on our butts, not on our backs and make sure you're kinda like resting on your butt then feet together and then hands. reach. ah, I got one. and the other one. ow. ok. wait, wait, wait. alright now, over to the top. friendship. ow. *laughter* ow ow oh my god I pulled my leg oh oh. we have a very low friendship level otherwise that clearly would've worked. disaster. phil, reenact the photo of chris pratt and his raptors using house plants. I've got this. oh, god. here it is. ok, phil, very well done. *clapping* I'm so proud. that's pretty- you have a problem though. you seriously- I am chris plant. oh, did you just? do a trust exercise. no, no, no that's not a good idea. I'm actually scared. phil, you better-I'm gonna catch you. fall. oh my god. fall. AH OH OH MY GOD OH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH. your scream was incredible. YOU CAUGHT ME. I did. I DIDN'T DIE. Yeah. let's end this right now. So, there we go. thumbs up for another year of phil is not on fire. I'm quite shocked that I actually lived through this video-yeah- it was quite dangerous. You can click on phil's face to subscribe to his channel or my face to subscribe to dan. or click our bellies to subscribe to danandphilgames. is that a thing? give em a little tickle. ok. also, there's loads of new stuff on dan and phil shop so check the out- check that out- there's a link below. and we will see you guys next year. yeahh. i mean, we are gonna make videos but until this, the whiskers will return- there, there will be another of this. ACHOO. uh, sorry. I think that that's a good time to end it. Goodbye. *slow motion screaming*
  • psychic: what the actual fuck
Fan Interpretation of Matsuri Hino’s Thought Process

NOTE: I have no evidence this did (or didn’t) happen. Intended to be humorous/ mildly depressing. If you feel strongly about Kaname, you’ve been forewarned.

Every time I think about Matsuri Hino-sensei’s thought process while  writing Kaname’s character, I can only imagine her being like:

Ok, here we go, let’s make this guy subtly (but not too subtly) this story’s villain.

What color scheme?  Oh yeah black, all dark hues and red.  Maybe even a chessboard.  Everyone will pick up on that.  

Wait, people think that’s sexy?  

Well, I guess… but he’s supposed to be a villain, not just a dark character!

Ok what about showing him as two-faced and universally feared?  Nice to Yuuki but cold to everyone else?  Throw in some corporal punishment, erasing Yuuki’s memories, some canon evidence even Yuuki is frightened by him, the graphic murder of a somewhat sympathetic character.  They have to see what I’m hinting at now, right?

Whoa, whoa WHAT? Really?  His fans say he’s just being protective?

All right, how about this: I’ll show him being even more antagonistic and condescending towards the other male romantic lead, have him change Yuuki into a vampire without warning or seeking her permission, he’ll tell her they’re siblings, then he’ll single-handedly take down the entire vampire government with no clear plan for reconstruction, murder all the vampire representatives, and manipulate aforementioned rival romantic lead into killing his pureblood uncle because he can’t do it himself.  Plus I’ll even throw in some parallels between the disturbed uncle and Kaname and a few images comparing Kaname to a demon.  Oh and now Kaname and Yuuki are brother and sister. Anything yet?

Ugh, wth?  Now they think he’s a sexy protective misunderstood rebel onii-sama?  No villainous vibes at all?  

All right, I can do this.  He’ll spirit the leading lady away to an isolated mansion where he won’t let her out for over a year.  I’ll show her absolutely miserable and out of character all because he says he likes her better that way.  She’ll feel guilty, scared, thirsty, and alone.  When she gets a taste of freedom,  goes against his wishes and almost bites her childhood friend in a delirious/ starved/ injured state I’ll even have him punish her for it!  Ha!  Oh and he lied to her about them being siblings, he’s really her great great great grandfather or something and her real brother’s been dead all along.  Not cute now, right?  

Oh God.  Some people only feel sorry for him?  They don’t find any of this even a little bit disturbing?   He’s supposed to be a tragic villain for crying out loud! Am I being too subtle for them?

Let’s ramp it up even more.  Kaname will tell Yuuki he’ll kill her if she leaves, or she’ll have to kill him!  Then he’ll go off on a pureblood genocide mission and (kind of) kill Aido’s dad!  I’ll even have him get Ruka (you know, that girl I have following him around like a loyal lovelorn puppy) to use her abilities to trick Yuuki into thinking Zero wants to kill her as a distraction.  Then, despite Ruka loyally following Kaname without protest for two dozen chapters, she’ll have a last minute change of heart and defend Zero from Kaname’s attack, nearly killing her in the process!  Oh, then Kaname will leave her behind.  Nothing yet?  How about making Kaname responsible for all of Zero’s suffering!  He tore the lovers apart out of jealousy!  Yuuki still feels guiily and wants to die because of everything Kaname’s doing in her name/ for her ‘protection!’

Who could POSSIBLY think any of this is swoon worthy?

They do?  No. No.  I can’t take this, I’m running out of ideas.  

Ok, Hail Mary pass. Yuuki will kiss Zero and realize he’s the one she wants to cherish, then she’ll confess that in another life she believes they would’ve been together if their status didn’t separate them.  After that she’ll take Zero’s memories because she’s certain her only option is to kill Kaname through self sacrifice and she doesn’t want Zero to suffer without her.  Good good, people will feel sorry for Zero now that I threw in an amnesia plot device, right? Then, when Yuuki is at her most vulnerable Kaname won’t hold back.  He’ll tell her he doesn’t make her happy then sleep with the confused, hurting 17 year old to prove to her he doesn’t make her happy.  

PLEASE tell me they’ve woken up?  This isn’t even bordering on subtle anymore.  No?  Really?

I give up.  I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.  Why do people still support him?  I don’t get it.  I thought the love triangle would be resolved by now.  I only did all of this because my editors insisted and now they want me to end it.  I threw in every villainous action and quality I could think of, to the point of making some of this guy’s behavior incomprehensible, even to me. All of this, just to prove how bad and undesirable he is, and there are people out there who are still romanticizing him as a wounded, tragic hero?

That’s it, his heart’s going into the furnace.  He’ll ship Zeki with his dying words.  There is no way anyone can misconstrue that.

—–ONE ETERNITY LATER—–

Jesus Christ, people are STILL worshiping this character?  I even admitted that I dropped the ball on this one!  Guys, I turned him into a popsicle turned amnesiac so we all could put the doom and gloom behind us.  Just because someone donates an organ out of gratitude doesn’t mean they’ve formed a mystical romantic transcendent connection with the recipient. It isn’t really all that romantic.  If it was a kidney you wouldn’t feel that way.

I’m done,  Zeki’s canon. Here’s some more Zeki/Aidori/Rukain/Shima/ Daddy Zero fluff chapters cause that’s all I really wanted to draw in the end anyway.   Peace out.

Originally posted by luminous-fairytail

anonymous asked:

What do you think about the Kirishima siblings? I think they are really interesting and I am sad I can't find many meta about them. They have common themes: they both are conflicted and present a duality in their behaviours (Ayato even more than Touka), they both like rabbits for unknown reasons. They have similar personalities and yet they end up taking completely different paths. In the Tokyo ghoul trumps Touka having one wing is the ace and Ayato having two wings is the two.

I love them. I love them so much.

I’m such a sucker for sibling relationships and I love their relationship especially because it’s complicated and they have very different beliefs and their lives put them in opposition and they’re pissed at each other, but they both still obviously care so much and they just want to help each other.

Growing up, after they lost their father, they only had each other. They spent their entire childhoods protecting each other and fighting to survive together and that changed both of them so much.

Losing their father also impacted both of them in slightly different ways. They both felt abandoned, and they were both infuriated by it. But they turned their anger on different targets. While Touka hated the CCG (probably also due to being attacked by investigators, injured, and forced to use her kagune and kill them when she was so young), Ayato turned his anger on their father.

Ayato’s thought process is a lot like Kaneki’s post-Aogiri – the world is divided into the strong and the weak, and the strong ones have the power to do what they want. Therefore, Arata must have been weak if he was taken away from them. So he joins Aogiri to become stronger – to prevent that from happening again and to be able to protect his sister.

(As a side note, I’ve wondered if that’s why Kaneki’s speech to Touka pissed her off so much. She already had to deal with her brother abandoning her to become stronger and protect her, when all she wanted was to stay with him. And then Kaneki goes and does exactly the same thing, after he found her injured and crying and begging her brother not to leave her again, and after Kaneki promises her that he won’t leave her alone. No wonder she was pissed at him.)

And like you said, it’s really interesting how they’re so similar, but they ended up on such different paths. Whereas Touka made the choice to follow Yoshimura’s ideals and try to learn to live peacefully, like Arata tried to do, Ayato decided to go along with the violence in the world and become stronger in order to protect her. I think this comes back to how they reacted to their father’s disappearance – Touka loves Arata and she doesn’t blame him for leaving, but Ayato does. In Ayato’s mind, if Arata had just been stronger, they wouldn’t have been left alone.

So of course they’re angry at each other. Touka thinks Ayato is being foolish and endangering himself and leaving her alone for no good reason. Ayato thinks Touka is being foolish and putting herself in danger by trying to live with humans – which he believes killed Arata and almost killed them when their neighbor turned them in to the CCG. They both think the other is making a mistake, and they each ended up alone because of it. But they still love each other so much, even if they’re pissed at each other.

The rabbit thing isn’t an accident. Touka likes rabbits, and she has a rabbit mask. And when she starts getting the attention of the CCG and the alias of “rabbit”, Ayato gets a rabbit mask too. He’s got the same kagune as her, and now a similar mask, so he can take her place and draw CCG attention away from her. As angry and brash as he acts, he just wants to protect his sister and all of his decisions were based on that.

And we see over and over that Touka misses Ayato so much. She thinks about him frequently and the thought of seeing him makes her pause. She just wants to live with him again, because he’s so important to her.

I’m dying for a Kirishima sibling reunion. I need those two to meet again and acknowledge their choices and mistakes and move past that and reconcile and be a family again, because they love each other and they need each other.

(Ugh sorry this got so long, I just have a lot of Kirishima feelings.)

i’m not picture perfect

Summary: Adrien and Marinette have more in common than they think. 

Day #4 of Adrinette April, and the topic for the day is stuck in an elevator/cupboard! (You can check out the full calendar on @krazy-ky-sta-hatter‘s post here!)

AO3 link here!


Tikki had told her that the reason she was a ladybug-themed heroine with the power of creation was that ladybugs were supposed to be lucky, like how Chat Noir, the black cat-themed hero with the power of destruction, was supposed to be unlucky.

Well, the girl behind Ladybug’s mask knew for a fact that there was no way the boy behind Chat Noir’s mask was unluckier than her in that moment.

To: Alya
> ALYA THIS ISN’T FUNNY
> I WILL FAINT
> FALL TO THE GROUND WITH SHAME

From: Alya
> And Adrien will be there to save you.

The situation didn’t get any better once Adrien had heard the poorly contained scream that Marinette gave.

“Don’t worry, Marinette.” the blond model said, placing a hand on her shoulder in an act of comfort. “We’ll get out of here safely, I promise.”

Considering Marinette didn’t die of a heart attack, Adrien was right.

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Episode 20: The Last Temptation of Lou
  • --------: 11:11 AM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: what
  • LouisTheCat: i have the most amazing idea
  • RickDickens77: Please tell me you haven't executed on this idea yet
  • LouisTheCat: youre gonna love this
  • LouisTheCat: so imagine youre reading a story
  • LouisTheCat: and you can like make decisions as the story goes along
  • LouisTheCat: and get this
  • LouisTheCat: the story changes
  • RickDickens77: That's called "choose your own adventure," it's been around forever
  • LouisTheCat: yeah i found a couple in a shoebox in your closet
  • LouisTheCat: but has it ever been done in a chat
  • RickDickens77: You lost me.
  • LouisTheCat: you are in a dark corridor
  • LouisTheCat: ahead of you is a closed door
  • LouisTheCat: behind you is a grizzly bear
  • LouisTheCat: you are holding a ham and a toilet plunger
  • RickDickens77: I'm not sure how this is going to work really
  • LouisTheCat: to go through the door jump ahead twenty three lines
  • LouisTheCat: to feed the ham to the bear jump ahead twenty three lines
  • LouisTheCat: to fight the bear with the plunger jump ahead twenty three lines
  • RickDickens77: So wait..
  • RickDickens77: How am I supposed to jump ahead
  • LouisTheCat: rick dont make it hard
  • RickDickens77: I'm not trying to make it hard, it just doesn't make any sense!
  • LouisTheCat: to stop being such a dork and just make a decision jump back seven lines
  • RickDickens77: But those lines don't even exist yet
  • LouisTheCat: its like you dont even know what fun is
  • LouisTheCat: let alone how to have any
  • RickDickens77: I'm trying to, I just don't get it
  • LouisTheCat: to get another beginners lesson on this really simple idea go back
  • LouisTheCat: um
  • LouisTheCat: wait
  • LouisTheCat: twenty five lines
  • LouisTheCat: well twenty eight now i guess
  • LouisTheCat: no twenty nine
  • RickDickens77: Stop.
  • LouisTheCat: youre running out of time rick
  • RickDickens77: Time to do what?!
  • LouisTheCat: oh my god just pick something
  • RickDickens77: I can't jump ahead to nothing!
  • LouisTheCat: the door is locked
  • LouisTheCat: the bear eats the ham and your arm
  • LouisTheCat: a plunger is a super lame weapon so the bear eats your body and your head and you die
  • RickDickens77: That's not fair!
  • LouisTheCat: what
  • RickDickens77: All of my options would end in death!
  • LouisTheCat: hmm yeah
  • LouisTheCat: is that a problem
  • RickDickens77: Well it doesn't make for much of an adventure
  • LouisTheCat: seems like a matter of perspective
  • LouisTheCat: maybe you should write the adventure and ill choose
  • RickDickens77: I don't want to write an adventure.
  • LouisTheCat: why not
  • RickDickens77: My life is my adventure.
  • LouisTheCat: ugh lame
  • RickDickens77: Besides, I promise you, no matter how simple you may think it is, this idea won't work. It's too much trouble. For nothing!
  • LouisTheCat: look rick
  • LouisTheCat: nm poopies time
  • --------: 1:59 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: you are in a dark forest with a blind man
  • LouisTheCat: he has an axe
  • RickDickens77: That doesn't seem safe.
  • LouisTheCat: you didnt duck so you die
  • RickDickens77: You didn't give me a choice!
  • LouisTheCat: well obviously the choices werent working
  • LouisTheCat: you know how i am with counting
  • LouisTheCat: and how you are with just being cool about fun stuff
  • RickDickens77: None of this is "working", you can't just keep telling me I die
  • LouisTheCat: that happens sometimes in choose your own adventure stories rick
  • RickDickens77: But I'm not choosing my own adventure!
  • LouisTheCat: yeah well
  • LouisTheCat: maybe its time you start
  • --------: 2:39 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: you are buried under six feet of earth
  • RickDickens77: That sounds like I'm already dead
  • LouisTheCat: maybe i showed my cards too early on that one
  • LouisTheCat: solid tip
  • LouisTheCat: you should be my editor
  • RickDickens77: Lou, these things only work if you write the parts and then patch them together.
  • RickDickens77: There's no point in trying to navigate a story that hasn't been written yet.
  • LouisTheCat: now youre getting it
  • RickDickens77: Getting what
  • --------: 3:22 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: ok look
  • LouisTheCat: rick ive been thinking
  • LouisTheCat: i know you dont like it when i do that but thats kind of my point
  • LouisTheCat: when we started talking like this it seemed important
  • LouisTheCat: now i wonder if its just a distraction
  • LouisTheCat: and maybe you worry too much about me
  • LouisTheCat: lets look at the facts
  • LouisTheCat: your story is the story of a man
  • LouisTheCat: who taught his cat to use instant messaging
  • LouisTheCat: and i am not about to judge you for this
  • LouisTheCat: it has all meant so much to me
  • LouisTheCat: you are very important to me rick
  • LouisTheCat: and i love talking with you
  • LouisTheCat: but this thing
  • LouisTheCat: it became part of who you are somehow
  • LouisTheCat: and it doesnt need to be
  • LouisTheCat: i have watched you change and grow and i like to think i helped
  • LouisTheCat: here and there
  • LouisTheCat: the thing is i dont think you need me anymore
  • LouisTheCat: not in that way
  • LouisTheCat: you need me as a cat
  • --------: 4:04 PM
  • LouisTheCat: and rick
  • LouisTheCat: theres something else
  • LouisTheCat: something about me that you need to know
  • LouisTheCat: rick ive decided i am going to become a supervillain
  • LouisTheCat: i think we both saw this coming
  • LouisTheCat: and ive been doing some reading
  • LouisTheCat: and bodega ray talked to some lawyer friend
  • LouisTheCat: and it seems we are getting to a point where something called plausible deniability could become important for you
  • LouisTheCat: now i dont know what that is
  • LouisTheCat: but it sounds like stepping away could really be the right thing to do
  • LouisTheCat: for more than one reason
  • LouisTheCat: is what im saying
  • --------: 4:28 PM
  • RickDickens77: Um
  • RickDickens77: Wow.
  • RickDickens77: I don't quite know what to say, Lou.
  • LouisTheCat: say youre ready rick
  • LouisTheCat: i know it
  • LouisTheCat: i just need you to know it
  • RickDickens77: I don't know, I mean I hadn't really thought about why we still do this.
  • RickDickens77: I guess for one I like to know right away when my house is flooding
  • RickDickens77: or on fire.
  • RickDickens77: or surrounded by police.
  • LouisTheCat: rick i cant promise you those things wont still happen
  • LouisTheCat: or are not currently happening
  • LouisTheCat: but i dont think any of this was ever really about that anyway
  • RickDickens77: Maybe not.
  • LouisTheCat: bottom line rick
  • LouisTheCat: what we were both getting out of this was worth a lot
  • LouisTheCat: some good times
  • LouisTheCat: some damage control maybe
  • RickDickens77: Maybe.
  • LouisTheCat: some laughs
  • RickDickens77: Definitely.
  • LouisTheCat: but even good jokes run their course right
  • LouisTheCat: let someone else tell this one for a while
  • LouisTheCat: some spineless hack and his idiot dog maybe
  • LouisTheCat: its time for you to choose a new adventure
  • LouisTheCat: plunger the bear rick
  • RickDickens77: I guess so.
  • LouisTheCat: well maybe not that
  • LouisTheCat: but consider that maybe youre stronger and smarter than you think
  • LouisTheCat: i mean its also possible that youre dumber
  • LouisTheCat: maybe even likely
  • LouisTheCat: but thats not the point
  • RickDickens77: Ok, I get it.
  • RickDickens77: I just need to.. you know. Process.
  • --------: 5:03 PM
  • RickDickens77: So, uh
  • RickDickens77: Supervillain, eh?
  • LouisTheCat: thats right
  • LouisTheCat: im accepting my destiny
  • LouisTheCat: i cant tell you much obviously
  • LouisTheCat: and you should delete all of this later
  • LouisTheCat: but ive been working on some ideas
  • LouisTheCat: big ideas rick
  • RickDickens77: I want to say I'm worried, but...
  • LouisTheCat: you need to work on that
  • RickDickens77: yeah.
  • LouisTheCat: dont sweat it rick
  • LouisTheCat: you will be cared for when the revolution comes
  • RickDickens77: Comforting.
  • LouisTheCat: so us
  • LouisTheCat: were ok right
  • RickDickens77: Yeah, I mean
  • RickDickens77: I'll miss you
  • LouisTheCat: no you wont
  • LouisTheCat: youll see me every day
  • LouisTheCat: im in your house
  • RickDickens77: I know, I know. It's different, that's all.
  • LouisTheCat: i know
  • LouisTheCat: we will make it work
  • LouisTheCat: i look forward to being your cat
  • RickDickens77: ha
  • RickDickens77: I look forward to being your owner
  • LouisTheCat: we dont use that word
  • RickDickens77: sorry.
  • RickDickens77: I'm a little sad but I appreciate what you're saying. This is good thinking.
  • LouisTheCat: let me tell you
  • LouisTheCat: its been exhausting
  • LouisTheCat: i swear theres some connection between thinking hard and having to make poopies
  • RickDickens77: I will let you go.
  • RickDickens77: I'll come home in a little bit. Ok?
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • --------: 5:36 PM
  • RickDickens77: No, YOU hang up first
  • LouisTheCat: i dont know what that means
  • RickDickens77: Ha. Never mind.
  • RickDickens77: I love you.
  • LouisTheCat: i love you too rick
  • RickDickens77: ok
  • --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
  • LouisTheCat: ok
  • --------: LouisTheCat has gone offline

Title: I can’t be with Luci…Can I? (oneshot)

Author: luciferiswriting

Fandom: Supernatural / reader

Characters: Lucifer x Reader, Gabriel, Dean, Sam, Castiel, Michael

Words: 1850

Warnings: language? Arguing

Note: It’s been a while since my last post, but I have next parts to series in the line-up and oneshot ideas I might try out.

Summary: Your one of the youngest angels who happens to be a troublemaker. It doesn’t help that you hang out with Gabriel, learning new tricks and playing them on new victims. Lucifer is meant to be taking you under his wing for in return his freedom from the cage, but he cant watch and do Michaels dirty work. Little does Lucifer know of your feelings, but Gabriel does… when you come to face some serious trouble, Gabriel takes this chance to put you on the spot, but do you come clean?

Lucifer’s POV

After agreeing to behave and co-operate with Michael, you’d think everything would be hunky-dory, well it’s not when having to look after a younger sibling has also been tossed into the deal. Why am I agreeing to this?! Good question, it was to be let out the cage but I think I’d rather be there now!

Y/N one of the youngest angels is under my care, and has happened to have grown on me. She’s a little trouble maker, but she learnt her tricks from Gabriel. I think her hanging around him is going to get her into more trouble.

Y/N POV

I’m one of the youngest angels, and I’ve been placed under big brother Luci’s care, hehe lucky me. I hang out with Gabriel a little more though, we have fun tricking people that’s how I learnt my tricks. I’m waiting in one of the parks, here on earth, waiting for Gabriel, until I hear a familiar flapping of wings and smell of candy fills my senses.

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I seriously can't rn

Okay so I know everyone and their freaking cat is exploding about the recent episode, and yeah I’m one of them

Hence this “vent” post

First of all I want to say this was a great episode, it gave us more info of the Renmant and obviously the plot. And we got to see some good character development with Blake and her father. But what really got me was Qrow, which is what everyone is spazzing about anyways, so I’ll try to keep it short. This is more of a character study then anything (which also means I’m going to be re opening up some wounds from the ep and making everyone feel even more terrible)

Because holy shit, that poor man.

His semblance of all things is misfortune. That means Qrow has pretty much lived everyday of his life in most likely a sea of guilt. Because he knows what affect he has on those he loves, which is probably why he can be a little (or a lot) crass sometimes. Because he’s not an open person. Not just because of the shit he’s seen, but the shit he has likely caused. All because of a power he cannot control. He never meant it to happen, obviously, but he has to live with the fact that his very presence is a danger. And that is such a terrible thing to think about when you know how much guy cares about family. His nieces especially. Ruby, especially.

Like gosh, I’ve been destroying myself by thinking about this sweet little girl, Summer’s daughter, adored Qrow so much to base her look and her fighting style after him. How much she loves him, looks up to him and Qrow wanting to be there for her, but knowing, fearing, something that could happen because of his very existence in her life. Just, ugh.

Sorry am I bumming you out to much yet?

But on top of this, the fight with Tyrian makes more sense of why Qrow told everyone to stand back, and got mad at Ruby for interfering.

And it might be a reason to why Qrow wanted to be a huntsman in the first place. Trying, in any way, to use his misfortune for good. And why he also goes on solo missions.

But regardless, this just shines so much light on Qrow’s character, which I love. But damn, did you see how much it pained him to talk about this? Having to be ashamed of his semblance, when most people take pride of it, because he blames himself and his semblance for the bad things that happen. That’s hard for me to watch and could be because he’s my current favourite.

And I’m sorry for all you Jaune lovers out there, I totally sympathize with the kid. He’s taking Phyrra’s death the hardest, definitely, and for good reason too. And he also has every right to be upset. But the one angry sarcastic quip he made at Qrow is out of line. Like I know I love Qrow more than Jaune, and will obviously side with the drunkle birb cause I’m a little biased, buT DAMN. Like the dude just fucking opened up and explained to you why, with great pain I might add, he does what he does. And hates himself for it. And again, I know Jaune is upset, that’s cool, but tone it down for poor old drunkle birb here.

Anyways that was my totally not short at all (sorry) rant, because that episode was a lot, since it featured my favourite character, anD THE ENDING.

But I’m holding on to the theories as much as I can to why Qrow can’t or won’t die. But y'know, I’m still dying on the inside knowing that I got wait a whole week (maybe more depending if there’s another WOR smh) to see how this plays out

It was still a great episode though, props to RT

Now excuse me while I go scream in a corner.

After New Year: Lucaya Fanfic
  • 8th grade class in Rooftop.
  • Maya: Lucas, Have I ever sayed anything nice to you?
  • Lucas: (slowly shakes head) No...
  • Maya: well. It's one minute to midnight and I'm gladd you're standing here.
  • Lucas: (smiles) That kinda makes up for everything.
  • Countdown starts. (5,4,3,2,1)
  • Farkle: Riley still loves Lucas! I did the right thing!
  • (Everyone leaves. Maya, Riley and Lucas sit on the bench)
  • Maya: So. Is new year.
  • Riley: And, here we are.
  • Lucas: (turns to look at Riley for a second and then to the floor) Is it true? Riley?
  • Riley: I...
  • Maya: I'm gonna leave now. (Stands and starts walking to the door)
  • Lucas: stay here Riley. I'll be right back. (Goes after Maya) Maya wait. Why are you going?
  • Maya: It's late and I should probably go home. Wish my mom a happy new year and all...
  • Lucas: Can you wait for a few minutes and I'll walk you home.
  • Maya: No. You should talk to Riley. And I don't wanna be there when you do.
  • Lucas: I kinda want you to be there.
  • Maya: I can't Lucas. I... She really loves you, and you love her too, and you are perfect for eachother. And she's there, waiting for you (starts tearing up, voice cracking) and I'm going home cause I don't wanna see it.
  • Lucas: see what?
  • Riley: The moment you look at her and realize that you love her and that I was just a distraction.
  • Lucas: But, (grabs her hand and starts to dragg her towards Riley. Do you trust me?
  • Maya: of course I do, Lucas. But I'm not ready to give up hope yet. Just let me go and go to her.
  • Lucas: (holds her hand a little tighter) What if I don't wanna let go?
  • Maya: You just found out she still loves you. You're still a little shocked. You need to talk.
  • Lucas: that is true.
  • Maya: And you'll fix things between you and get back to being a thing and tomorrow you'll be so happy, you'll see.
  • Lucas: What if I'm already happy? Maya, Is true, we need to talk to Riley. (Starts pulling Maya back to Riley) because we need to tell her.
  • Maya: Tell her what?
  • Lucas: you say you trust me, so just do it. Please me.
  • Maya: but... OK
  • (They come close to Riley and sit next to her, just like they were before)
  • Lucas: So is true? You love me?
  • Maya: (turns away and starts to tear up)
  • Riley: I do, but is not what you think.
  • Lucas: Is it a brotherly kind of love? A friend kind of love? Or a couple kind of love? Cus I don't know anymore... Everyone keeps telling me things and telling me what to do, but no one asks how I feel. So I'm asking. No more lies. What do you feel for me Riley?
  • Riley: I don't know.
  • Lucas: How can you say that? Just say it... Please. No more lies.
  • Maya: she loves you, ok? She loves you but is afraid to say it. And you love her. Can I just go now?
  • Lucas: No! No one has asked me how I feel. Or what I want. But you all keep telling me what to feel or do.
  • Maya: then tell us how you feel please!
  • Lucas: I like you Riley. A lot. You are a very nice girl, and the most loving person I know, I love you too. (Maya tries to leave again cus she's about to start crying but Lucas grabs her hand and pulles her to him) and I always will because you were my first girlfriend. And thank you for loving me too. But I'm in love with Maya.
  • Both Riley and Maya turn to look at Lucas. Riley is just plain serious looking, and nods her head. But Maya is looking to his eyes for confirmation, mouth open, shock all over her face.
  • Lucas: there. I said it. Is all out of my chest. I'm in love with Maya Hart.
  • Riley: yeah... I kinda already knew. I mean, I had to be blind not to notice you had a thing. That's why I didn't wanted to say anything.
  • Maya: (drops Lucas' hand) But Riles, we don't have a thing. There is no us. I would never do that to you.
  • Riley: I know Maya. I told you. You need to feel what you feel, and there's nothing you could do to make me hate you. I love you Maya, and I know you love him too. The difference is, he loves you back the same way. We had our thing, but we didn't work out. Now is your time Peaches.
  • Maya: are you sure?
  • Riley: Yes. I'll be the ex. The one you can talk to and rant with about him.
  • Maya: (laughs a little, wipes her tears and hugs Riley) I love you Hunny Bunny. You are the best person I know. I don't know what I did to deserve you.
  • Riley: I'm sorry about the whole Gabriel's Horn thing... Farkle warned me but I didn't wanted to ruin your new year, but he did...
  • Lucas: actually, we kinda needed that push... If he hadn't done it, I would still have the doubt if you really tought about me as a brother, and I would have never gotten the courage to tell you how I feel.
  • Riley: yea about that. You should walk Maya home...
  • Lucas: yeah. (Stands up, reaches his hand to her and she takes it, standing up too)
  • Maya: happy new year Hunny.
  • Riley: Happy new year Peches, you too Lucas.
  • Lucas: Happy new year Riles.
  • Maya: Can I still beat up Farkle tomorrow?
  • Riley: please make sure that doesn't happen (to Lucas)
  • Lucas: I'll try my best ma-am. (Tilts imaginary hat)
  • Lucas and Maya walk out of the Matthews apartment hand in hand. When Maya sees Cory ans Topanga, she drops Lucas hand. There is a happy new year exchange, with an invitation to join them tomorrow for lunch. As they reach the elevator, Lucas tried to grab her hand but Maya didn't let him, she backed away a few steps
  • Lucas: what's wrong?
  • Maya: what are you doing?
  • Lucas: What do you mean?
  • Maya: what are we doing?
  • Lucas: I'm walking you home?
  • Maya: I can go home by myself.and I mean what are we doing as you and me?
  • Lucas: well, first of all, I'm walking you home because is very late and I wanna make sure you get home in one piece. And second of all, we are a we now.
  • Maya: A we?
  • Lucas: A real couple. We are together officialy. unless you don't want to. I didn't really asked, I just asumed. I'm sorry... (Looks a little worried)
  • Maya: Don't have to be sorry Lucas.
  • Lucas: so. You wanna be my girlfriend?
  • Maya: Lucas, do you realy have to ask?
  • Lucas: yes! Last time I didn't, and look how it turned out. I have an ex now.
  • Maya: you are so dramatic.
  • Lucas: so, you wanna?
  • Maya: yes! (As the elevator reaches he lobby, He attempts one more time to grabb her hand, and this time, she lets him)
  • So they walk to Maya's home, holding hands all the way there. Until they reach Her door.
  • Maya: we're here...
  • Lucas: yeah (smiles to her)
  • Maya: thanks for wslking me home Lucas.
  • Lucas: Don't thank me. It was my dutty as your bf.
  • Maya: (giggles)
  • Lucas: what?
  • Maya: Don't say it like that. It sounds so... So not normal
  • Lucas: Maya, we are not normal. We will never be normal, and I love that.
  • Maya: yeah. You're probably right. I'll see you tomorrow at the Matthews?
  • Lucas: No. I'll be here early and then we'll get there together. Besides I need to ask your mom for permission to date her daughter.
  • Maya: No you don't. My mother doesn't mind.
  • Lucas: But I do. I wanna make this (points between them) right.
  • Maya: Ok. See you tomorrow Lucas.
  • Lucas: Good night... Hey. Maya?
  • Maya: yeah?
  • Lucas: How come you are calling me Lucas and not other names?
  • Maya: I don't know. I guess I'm trying to be nicer to you. Now that you're my bf and all...
  • Lucas: but... What If I like tose names?
  • Maya: you do?
  • Lucas. Yeah... They kinda grew on me.
  • Maya: Well what do you want me to call you?
  • Lucas: I want you to call me Mad dog.
  • Maya: (chuckles) We had this conversation before... And I'm not calling you that!
  • Lucas: (smiles) then call me like yoy always did. Ranger Rick, Huckleberry... Even Hop along is better than plain Lucas.
  • Maya: Ok. Good night Huckleberry.
  • Lucas: (smiles) godd night shortstack.
  • Maya: I don't like that...
  • Lucas: Pancake?
  • Maya: oh gosh... I hate those kind of couples with cute nicknames...
  • Lucas: (laughs) And now we are one of them Pancake.
  • Maya: shut up!
  • Lucas: (laughs and leans in to kiss her cheek)
  • Maya: (smiles) good night Ranger Rick. Call me when you get home?
  • Lucas: sure. So we can have that long convo where we dabater who loves who more and we don't hang un for hours...
  • Maya: (grunts) I hate those couples. We are that couple... Aren't we?
  • Lucas: we sure are ma-am. Would you dream about me?
  • Maya: I always do.
  • Lucas leaves with a very big smile on his face. And when he gets home he calls as promissed. And then you know what's happens.
  • Lucas: I love you more
  • Maya: ugh! I hate you
  • Lucas: Nah... You love me more
  • Maya: damn you... I do. Go to sleep.
  • Lucas: I'll pick you up tomorrow.
  • Maya: yeah. Can't wait
you’ve crossed every line (and i have loved you so)

a/n: i’ve never done anything close to angst in my life so you’ve been warned. here goes nothing hueuehue


jungkook’s really done it this time.

he never really meant to push jimin away the way he did. it’s just that jimin was all up in his personal space again, and as much as jungkook secretly likes the attention he gets from the older, his chic maknae reflexes would beg to differ. he doesn’t miss the way jimin winces in pain when his back hits to the wall, but he chooses to ignore it. why? because it’s okay. hyung knows it’s just a joke. i mean, i don’t think i even pushed him that hard. i’m sure he’s fine.

that’s where he’s wrong, though.

you see, in a game of push and pull, if all you ever do is push, sooner or later the one pulling is bound to give up. each has their own moments of drawing the line and knowing when someone’s crossed it.

and once you cross those lines, there’s no going back.

the day was absolutely normal for jungkook. practice and music shows and behind-the-scenes filming.

for jimin, however, that day as anything but ordinary.

it’s the day he decided to himself that he just can’t keep pulling anymore.

jungkook’s not normally quick to notice things. but not when it comes to jimin.

after the incident, the boys made to go back to their dorms so they could rest up. normally, jimin would push his way through to sit next to jungkook. but not today.

jungkook’s the first to enter the van and sits at the back next to the window. he anticipated that the older would sit beside him like he usually does. what he doesn’t expect, though, is to see jimin climb in the vehicle last and sit beside yoongi at the front row. he’s not even sparing jungkook a single glance.

this is weird. jungkook thinks.

back at the dorms, it doesn’t get any better.

normally, jimin would drag jungkook to play video games with him and taehyung. and the younger would pretend like he’s just letting jimin drag him along and not that he actually enjoys playing with them.

but today, jimin passes by jungkook like a stranger and goes towards taehyung to ask him to play. and though jungkook would never admit it, there’s a pain in his chest at the sight.

days pass and jungkook receives close-to-none attention form jimin, only talking to him on broadcasts or when it’s necessary.

the other members are also starting to notice the drastic change in dynamics between the two.

during one of their days off, jungkook goes to taehyung and jimin’s room to talk to tae since jimin’s at the gym.

“hyung, can i talk to you?” the maknae asks, sitting on taehyung’s bed.

“sure. what’s up?” taehyung inquires, propping himself up with his elbows.

“i’m not really sure why, but i think jimin hyung’s been ignoring me lately.” jungkook says with his head hung low.

“but isn’t this what you wanted? i mean, for the longest time, you’ve been rejecting him and stuff.”

“yeah but—“

“and i thought you didn’t really like being treated like a kid?” taehyung cuts him off.

not like this. jungkook thinks. because yeah, he might have kept rejecting jimin but it was only a ruse to hide the fact that he does, in fact, crave for jimin’s attention.

jungkook makes his way to the couch to watch tv when yoongi and namjoon call him over to the kitchen table. this can’t be good.

“what have you done this time, maknae?” yoongi asks as jungkook takes his seat. jungkook looks at his hyungs in panic. he didn’t know the others also noticed.

“what happened, jungkook?” namjoon asks sternly. because jungkook isn’t the type to screw up. much less cause a rift with another member.

“i— i don’t know, i swear! i mean, i was just joking like i usually am when i rejected him and pushed him. i didn’t even mean to push— i didn’t even want to push him! but he was being all up in my face again and my reflexes just— ugh.” jungkook buries his face on his palms and leans his head on the table.

“you need to apologize to him. sincerely.” yoongi tells the younger.

“what’s going on?” hoseok asks as he waltzes into the kitchen. yoongi gives him a knowing look, and hoseok understands.

“you know,” hoseok starts, placing a hand on jungkook’s shoulder. “he’s really hurt.”

jungkook groans and wishes that he could just disappear right then and there.

while the rapper line hyungs head out to get some work done in the studio, jungkook continues to sulk and allow the guilt to eat him up while lifelessly lounging on the couch.

seokjin brings over a bowl of sliced fruit and water for the younger and sits down beside him.

“you wanna talk to me about it too?” seokjin asks, no trace of judgement on his face.

jungkook sighs. “what do i even say to him, hyung?”

“why not try just being honest with him? he may be ignoring you but i’m pretty sure he’ll still listen if you talk to him.” seokjin calmly suggested. jungkook heaves a heavy sigh as seokjin gets up to pat him on the back and leave.

that night, jungkook waits for jimin to get back home. even if it is at 1:34am.

jungkook rehearses in his mind what he’s going to say, but immediately forgets everything he thought about once he hears the sound of the door unlocking. oh crap.

jungkook stiffens at the sight of jimin entering their dorm. the other, though surprised by the younger, shows no evidence of being so.

jimin makes his way to the kitchen to drink some water and jungkook follows him.

“hyung…” jungkook says, nervousness evident in his voice. jimin turns to look at him and he swears his heart just cracked when he sees the fear and guilt in the younger’s eyes.

“what is it, jungkook?” jungkook has to hide the hurt he feels at the absence of his nickname.

“can i talk to you? please?” jungkook asks, eyes focused on his feet. jimin hums in response and makes to sit down on the couch, patting the space beside him motioning for the younger to sit beside him. and he does just that.

jungkook carefully glances at his hyung and purses his lips because oh god i don’t think i can do this.

jungkook closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. here goes everything.

“hyung, i— i’m sorry i pushed you. and—“ oh god. “i didn’t mean to, i swear! i never meant all the times that i rejected you and called you annoying and i— you giving me the cold shoulder is the worst and i know i deserve it— but— ugh.” jungkook gives up, facepalming himself. “i’m just… really sorry.”

there’s silence, and jungkook makes the decision to peek through his hands to see jimin only to be met with the older’s eyes looking right at him.

“okaythatsitthatsallgoodnighthyung” jungkook says as he stands up, palms still covering his face, and tries to speed walk back to his bedroom. but suddenly, jimin stands pulls him back by the arm and embraces the younger in his arms.

jungkook, with his face still covered, has to fight the urge to cry because he may never ever admit it but he missed the older’s touch so much.

“it’s okay, jungkookie. i forgive you.” jimin coos softly, rubbing circles on the younger’s back.

since then, jungkook promised himself that he’d treat his hyung better. he promises to tone down the rejections and the teasing, and little by little lets the cameras capture how much he actually cares for his hyung. compliments thrown here and there, and sometimes actually being the one to cling onto jimin.

he still won’t admit it.

he probably never will.

but jungkook craves for jimin’s praise and attention.

after all, his jiminie hyung is his favorite.

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  • Vanessa: Ugh, dammit. That is so goddamn disappointing, Louie.
  • Louie, you know what the meanest thing is you can say to a fat girl? "You're not fat." I mean, come on, buddy. It just sucks. It really really sucks. You have no idea. And the worst part is, I'm not even supposed to do this. Tell anyone how bad it sucks, because it's too much for people. I mean, you, you can talk into the microphone and say you can't get a date, you're overweight. It's adorable. But if I say it, they call the suicide hotline on me.
  • I mean, can I just say it? I'm fat. It sucks to be a fat girl. Can people just let me say it? It sucks. It really sucks. And I'm going to go ahead and say it. It's your fault.
  • Look, I really like you, you're truly a good guy, I think. I'm so sorry. I'm picking you. On behalf of all the fat girls, I'm making you represent all the guys. Why do you hate us so much? What is is about the basics of human happiness, feeling attractive, feeling loved, having guys chase after us, that's just not in the cards for us? Nope. Not for us. How is that fair? And why am I supposed to just accept it?
  • Louie: You know, Vanessa, you're a very, really beautiful—
  • Vanessa: If I was a very, really beautiful, then you would have said yes when I asked you out. I mean, come on, Louie, be honest here. You know what's funny? I flirt with guys all the time. And I mean the great looking ones, the really high-caliber studs? They flirt right back, no problem. Because they know their status will never be questioned. But guys like you never flirt with me, because you get scared that maybe you should be with a girl like me.
  • And why not? You know, if you were standing over there looking at us, you know what you'd see? That we totally match. We're actually a great couple together. And yet, you would never date a girl like me. Have you ever dated a girl that was heavier than you? Have you?
  • Louie: Yes I have, yes I have.
  • Vanessa: No no no, I didn't say have you ever fucked a fat girl, Louie. I'm sure you have. Every guy has. I mean, when I met you, if I had said, "Hey, do you want to go to the bathroom and screw on a big can of peaches?" you would have gone for it. No, I'm saying, have you ever dated a fat girl. Have you ever kissed a fat girl? Have you ever wooed a fat girl? Have you ever held hands with a fat girl? Have you ever walked down the street in the light of day, holding hands, with a big girl like me?
  • Go ahead. Hold my hand. What do you think is going to happen? You think your dick is going to fall off if you hold hands with a fat girl? You know what the sad thing is? It's all I want. I mean, I can get laid. Any woman who is willing can get laid. I don't want that. I don't even need a boyfriend or a husband. All I want is to hold hands with a nice guy, and walk and talk —