ugh her hotness makes me so angry and so happy at the same time

Joker Imagine - You Lose Your Virginity

WARNING: SMUT!!!! This is not for kids (But are any of my imagines tho?)

Originally posted by fuckyeahumbrellaboy

Originally posted by relationshipaims

Your P.O.V.

Being Joker’s girlfriend wasn’t easy, but I loved it. I loved spending time with him, stand by his side and feel special. He made me feel like I was one in a billion. Even tho he could be scary and really crazy, I loved him. Most people feared Joker for his behaviour which was good, but I knew him better. We’ve been together for just a few weeks, but it was enough. He was crazy and I was crazy, a perfect mixture for Gotham city. A crazy couple that likes to play with Batsy. We had a lot of fun, but then came the more personal part.

I was still a virgin.

The fact had made me nervous and to be honest I was scared. Joker wasn’t a gentle man, he was more dominating. I knew he had a rough grip so I was stressed about when the time would come. I was mentally ready, but I was just scared as heck. My old friends had told me that they were in pain, that it stung and some of them even bled. Knowing Joker he wouldn’t be any gentler than an ordinary guy, perhaps he was worse.

 Damn he didn’t even know. I had always came up with an excuse like ‘I’m on my periods’ ‘the wounds I got from the heist hurt’ or ‘I’m tired, sorry’ when he tried to take kissing a step further. Now he probably suspected something, which was ok. I knew I should tell him.

It was Valentine’s day, 10 p.m. and he would come home anytime soon. I had been up all day as he was on a heist with Frost. I had stayed on purpose, trying to prepare myself. Joker was surprised when I a blood thirsty little monster didn’t come with him to kill a few people who didn’t pay him back. While he was gone from the luxurious penthouse, I was thinking. I knew that I’d give him my virginity tonight. So I had taken a warm bath, I read loads of blogs where people talked about losing it. It was the same pain and blood kind of shit. But then I saw more positive posts. Some said that foreplay and lube could make it better. Also not everyone would bleed. So I felt a little better.

I sighed and grabbed my laptop. Then I sat down on our bed, on the dark purple sheets and I sat comfortably. Then I opened a tab and decided to do something I didn’t do that often, but I felt like I had to. If Joker would catch me, I’d be so embarrassed. I watched some more mature videos, yes porn. To be honest it was kinda hot and impressive how these people did all that. Maybe one day J could take me like that? Damn it was a thrilling thought. I got so lost in my thoughts by watching the video that I forgot to follow the time. The volume was quite high and a girl was moaning really heavily. I bet her moans were echoing through the house. I just watched keenly, slowly getting wet.

Then I heard footsteps coming closer loudly. My eyes widened and my breath hitched in my throat. Before I could sit up, Joker walked in with a gun in his hand. There was an angry look on his face. My heart jumped to my throat and I froze on the bed. ‘’Oh’’ He muttered and lowered the gun. Instead of being angry, he smirked. ‘’Is my kitten horny?’’ He purred at me. He still had his silver jacket on. He probably thought that something was happening here so he just hurried to me. A blush spread on my face and I shut the tab and then put the computer away. Way to go.

‘’We need to talk’’ I cleared my throat and looked away from my boyfriend. It was really embarrassing to be caught watching porn. ‘’Hmm I’d love to talk’’ Joker told me deeply and crawled in bed next to me. I noticed that I got tense. He grabbed my jaw and made me look at him. His usually ice blue eyes were dark and his pupils were bigger than normal. ‘’I should..um..there’s..can you..no do you want to..ugh..’’ I wanted to tell him about my virginity, but I was so nervous that I didn’t make sense. I stopped stuttering when he put his fingers on my lips. ‘’Do you want me to fuck you?’’ He asked me shamelessly. My eyes widened a bit and I felt like I was a heat lamp by now. Why was this so bad?

‘’Kinda.. yes’’ I whispered and watched how his smirk turned into a grin. ‘’But there’s something..you should know’’ I hurried to say before he got started. Joker nodded and waited for me to tell him. I took a deep breath and reminded myself that it was ok. He should know. ‘’I’ve..I’ve never done this before’’ I spat it out shyly and expected him to laugh, but nope, he didn’t laugh. ‘’I figured’’ He replied calmly. I looked at him with surprise. Before I could ask him how, he kept going. ‘’You always had an excuse kitten. You could have just told me’’ He let me know and climbed above me. I looked into his eyes quietly. Joker sat on my hips, but he put most of his weight on his legs. 

‘’Sorry’’ I apologized for not telling him earlier. ‘’Hmm..it’s ok. But why didn’t you tell me kitten? Why’’ He pried while taking off his silver jacket, revealing his red shirt that wasn’t buttoned. I saw his toned chest and to be honest I liked that sight. ‘’I was scared’’ I admitted, knowing that being honest with him was the best choice. Joker took off his shirt as well before he leaned closer to my face. ‘’Why were you scared?’’ He purred quietly and cupped my face. I put my hands on his and took a deep breath, noticing how his scent of gunpowder and cologne calmed me down.

‘’I was scared because I know it hurts..and it’s kinda embarrassing’’ I admitted, finding it hard to speak when he started kissing my neck. J licked my skin and then started kissing me until he found my sweet spot. I whimpered,but muffled it by biting my lips together. ‘’It’s not embarrassing’’ He told me seriously before looking back into my eyes.This side of him wasn’t really familiar for me. He wasn’t angry nor overly happy and cheerful. He seemed like he genuinely cared about my safety. But there was also that smirk there since he caught he watching that video. 

‘’You know I won’t hurt you right?’’ He whispered into my ear. I licked my lips and closed my eyes for a while. ‘’..unless you want me to’’ He added darkly, but I knew what he meant with that. ‘’I trust you J’’ I let him know. All this got me hornier and I just wanted to get started. I felt impatient, but also shy and vulnerable. ‘’Look at me’’ He demanded and so I opened my eyes. His face was right above mine. ‘’I’ll take care of you. Why would I ever want to hurt my queen?’’ He looked at me seriously, but he didn’t seem angry. I cracked a smile and it was enough for an answer.

Then J pressed his red lips against mine. I relaxed into the kiss and shut my eyes again, kissing him harder. Joker opened his mouth a little so he could push his tongue out. I gave him access to my mouth and then he started exploring me like never before. His hand travelled down on my body so he was cupping my right boob. I tensed as he touched me and of course he noticed. J pulled back and looked deep in my eyes. ‘’Relax kitten’’ He demanded calmly. I nodded and took a deep breath. 

Then he grabbed the hems of my black shirt that I was wearing and he dragged it up until I was shirtless. I watched as he threw the shirt away somewhere on the wooden floor. The cool air made contact on my skin and I felt goosebumps rising. Then J got up, standing next to the bed. He unbuckled his belt and got out of his black jeans. I was wearing golden pajama shorts and black underwear. When I saw J in his boxers, I realized that this was real. He had a boner and man it looked huge. How could all that fit inside me?

‘’What did you think of when you watched it baby?’’ He broke the silence and got on the bed again. I sat up next to him and sighed. Was it so obvious that I had been thinking of him? Of us doing those things? ‘’You’’ I replied shortly. J put his hands on my shorts and dragged them off, making me raise my legs so he could take them all the way off. Now we were both in our underwear only. I couldn’t help but to be nervous, but I was getting really wet. ‘’Mmh baby..’’ He growled with a smile and suddenly dragged me on his lap. I put my hands on his muscled shoulders and bit my bottom lip.His grip was strong, but sure. I liked it.

‘’I’ve thought about you very very much baby..About you and me, together’’ He purred and then his hands played with my bra. He unclasped them and I felt them hanging by the straps. He had never seen me buttnaked before, but I didn’t mind that he would now. Then he slid them off of me and threw them away as well. My nipples were hard and I knew he noticed. I mean, my boobs were nearly in his face. ‘’You’ve got really nice tits’’ he smirked and cupped both of them. Then he gave them a squeeze, making me flinch because the sensitivity came so suddenly. ‘’I know you like them because you’re always staring’’ I chuckled and tried to feel comfortable. I wasn’t uncomfortable either, just nervous.

‘’Have you touched yourself?’’ J asked me seriously and then licked my left nipple. I bit my bottom lip and nearly moaned when he blew cold air on the spot before nibbling me with his teeth. He used his hand on the other one so I wouldn’t feel lonely. ‘’Tell me’’ He reminded me and kept going. As I opened my  mouth to speak, he bit me a little harder, making me moan. ‘’That’s my girl, don’t hold it back’’ He let me know more happily. ‘’Now tell me, have you ever touched yourself while thinking of us?’’ He wanted to know very eagerly. It made me think of the few times I had done that. It had all been very recently. He was making me a horny mess.

‘’Yes J mmh’’ I whimpered, getting wet for him. Then I looked at my horny boyfriend who got a dangerous dark twist in those pretty eyes. ‘’Dirty dirty girl’’ He rumbled deeply. Then he used his mouth on my other boob. I leaned closer to him so his face was hugging them. I wanted to get some friction, but I was patient enough. I knew that foreplay was important so it wouldn’t hurt so much. His warm hands squeezed my boobs a little harder, making me jump a little every time, but I liked the feeling. Suddenly he pinched both my nipples, making me gasp. ‘’I need to punish you for being a naughty girl, but not tonight’’ He warned me and then moved his hands on my back, sliding them down until he clutched my bum. He did it to press our clothed crotches closer. Then he leaned back against the bedpost and attached his lips on my neck.

‘’Damn..I can feel how wet you are’’ J admitted and grinded his hard on against me. My eyes nearly rolled to the back of my head from the unfamiliar touch, but the feeling it made. My clit was pulsing by now because I was so eager for his touch. ‘’Oh baby girl..how long have you been waiting for me?’’ He licked his lips and kept planting kisses on my neck and chest. ‘’A few hours’’ I answered shortly, focusing on the small amount of friction that felt good already.

‘’Maybe..just maybe I won’t tease you too much now’’ He thought out loud. Then he rolled us over so he was on top. I looked into his eyes and now it was my turn to smirk. ‘’It must be tight in those boxers J’’ I whispered and touched his back with my nail, gently tho. ‘’Trust me, it is’’ He growled and then pressed his crotch against mine again, way harder than earlier because he was on top now. As I was about to moan, he pressed those sweet lips of his against mine, making me moan into his mouth. He grabbed my hair with his left hand to keep me steady. The feeling of him dry humping me was so good after waiting so long.

Then he let go of my lips, looking into my eyes silently for a while. He was probably finding it hard to keep control over his actions. ‘’Daddy’s hungry’’ He let me know. At first I didn’t get it, but I was quick to catch on. J went down on me and soon he bit my last piece of clothing, my undies. I watched as he slid them off very slowly, keeping eye contact while teasing the hell out of me. ‘’J’’ I whined impatiently, but couldn’t help but to admit that it was hot. His hands touched my thighs and then moved closer again. He moved his eyes away from my eyes to look at my heat. I felt a little shy and embarrassed again. No one had ever been this close to me.

‘’Oh you’re glistening..something needs to be done here’’ He purred excitedly and placed a kiss on my inner thigh. I squeezed the bedsheets and waited for him to do something. I didn’t even realize that I was holding my breath until he told me. ‘’Relax kitten, I’ll make you feel good’’ He promised me. I let out a long breath and then encouraged him with a smile. ‘’Please daddy’’ I begged him. Something twisted in his eyes and his grip got tighter, but I didn’t feel any pain. Then he licked my pussy slowly, from my clit to my opening. I gasped and then held my breath for a few seconds. J didn’t stop now. He kitten licked my wetness and then attached his mouth of my throbbing clit. I moaned loudly in pleasure. It didn’t hurt, yet.

J nibbled my clit with his teeth and made me arch my back. He put his right arm on my hips to keep me on place. ‘’Damn baby you taste so good’’ He complimented me and kept licking my clit. ‘’harder J’’ I whimpered, wanting more. I wanted him to take me harder. It was probably because I was so horny. ‘’Baby girl..I feel like after a few times you’ll be one feisty beast in bed’’ He chuckled and then pushed his index finger inside of me. He had long and kinda thick fingers. I had never felt that before from anyone else than myself and I had smaller fingers.

I chewed my bottom lip and whimpered as he started fingering me. It hurt a little, but it felt so good as well. Then I moved my hand to touch his arm he used to keep my hips down. J looked at my face to see if I was in any kind of discomfort.  He wasn’t smiling and he had a dark look on his smug face, but I could tell he was both happy but worried. He truly cared about me. ‘’Does my kitten enjoy this?’’ He purred and curled his long finger against me soft walls, hitting a spot that made me moan loudly. He noticed and kept pressing his finger against that magic spot. 

‘’Y-Yes’’ I answered him and tried to buck my hips, but it was useless. Suddenly he grabbed my hand and intertwined our fingers while using his other hand to pleasure me. Once he pulled out his finger, he pushed back two. This time he had more difficulties getting both in smoothly. I gulped and realized that it hurt a little. J saw it on my face and he stopped. ‘’Relax’’ He reminded me and used his thumb to rub my clit. ‘’Keep going’’ I told him a little unsurely. He listened to me and fingered me with two fingers, but he couldn’t get both fully in. My head leaned against the pillows and I squeezed his hand, but I still moaned out in both pleasure and pain. Soon he managed to get both fingers in and he pressed the magic spot again. 

‘’Fuck yes’’ I breathed out sharply. ‘’It wasn’t that hard to find’’ He told me proudly. I guess the magic spot was my G-spot. He was still slow with his fingers, but I wanted more now that I got more used to it. I wanted to feel him in me, to be connected with him. ‘’J’’ I whispered nervously and looked into his dark eyes. ‘’Yes baby?’’ He answered quickly and stopped moving his fingers. I felt how my juices stained the sheets. I couldn’t help but to think of the chance of bleeding.

‘’I want you’’ I told him honestly. J pulled out his fingers and climbed closer to my face. ‘’Do you want me now?’’ He questioned me with his sexy raspy voice and touched my bottom lips with the fingers he just used to finger fuck me with. I nodded and opened my mouth so I could taste myself. J pushed his fingers in my mouth and I sucked them clean. ‘’I’ll get a condom’’ He let me know. J pressed a kiss on my stomach, making me smile, before he got up. He walked to the dark brown drawer and opened it, grabbing a condom. Reality hit me again. This was it. I just hoped that he managed to remain as calm as possible. J wasn’t normal, but I couldn’t be happier to share this moment with him. No one else could replace him, never ever in a gazillion years.

J took off his boxers and then I saw his cock. My eyes widened. Now it looked even bigger. Pre-cum was dripping from his tip. He was stone hard. It would be a miracle if this wouldn’t hurt. I mean I barely managed two of his fingers and now that? He was at least nine inches long, at least! ‘’Do you want to put it on?’’ J asked me, knocking me out of my thoughts. He had holding the condom near me. I grabbed it from his hand and then ripped the small package open, revealing a slimy piece of rubber that would keep us away from infections and kids.

Then I looked at his cock. Was I supposed to touch him? What if I’d screw up? J noticed that I was staring, so he decided to speak. ‘’You’re adorable’’ He chuckled and then grabbed my wrist, bringing my hand close to his erection. My hands were trembling because I was so nervous, but damn I wanted this. ‘’Um..How do I know when it’s right?’’ I mumbled, feeling like my brain was running in circles. ‘’I’ll know, just roll it on’’ He encouraged me. His voice was raspier than normally. I grabbed his shaft and tried to keep a gentle touch. I had no idea if it hurt or what it felt like for him. Then I put the condom on his tip and tried to remember what I had learned earlier. I pinched the tip while rolling it on. Then I let go and looked at J for approval.

‘’Good, was it so hard?’’ J asked me and licked his lips. I shook my head no, but to be honest I just wanted to begin. ‘’Now baby girl you need to relax, okay?’’ He looked deep in my eyes while making me lie down on my back. ‘’I will’’ I promised him and took a shaky breath. Joker grabbed my legs and put them on his shoulders. Then he positioned himself close to my entrance, letting the tip touch me but he didn’t push in yet. My nerves were about to kill me.

‘’Hey, look at me’’ J demanded and I was quick to do so. He grabbed my hand and looked deep into my eyes. ‘’Do it’’ I whispered and prepared myself for the pain. I gritted my teeth as he pushed his length inside of me, stretching my walls that had never experienced this. First I couldn’t feel pain, until he got an inch or two in. ‘’Fuck’’ I hissed nervously and tensed my muscles.J stopped and clenched his jaw. This wasn’t easy for him either. ‘’Y/N, take it easy baby’’ He reminded me. Tears stung my eyes, but it was mostly because of my nerves. I had been thinking too much all day and this was the moment all that stress and worry came out. It didn’t hurt so much that I couldn’t handle it.

‘’You’re doing good, now be a good girl for daddy and relax’’ J spoke slowly, but deeply. I nodded and relaxed after taking a deep breath.He kept going slowly. I felt the struggle, since everything was so tight down there. J never broke eye-contact while he entered me. Then as I thought things wouldn’t get worse, I felt a stinging pain. ‘’Ow ow ow’’ I whined and gritted my teeth. J didn’t stop, he kept pushing himself in. I knew that he had torn my hymen. ‘’I know it hurts baby,but it’ll be over soon’’ He promised me seriously. The tears rolled down my face, but I didn’t sob. Then he cupped my cheek and wiped away a tear with his thumb. I liked J like this, which I never expected. 

Soon he was all the way in. J stopped, wanting me to adjust to his size. I was breathing heavily because my nerves were unravelling. It stung and hurt as my walls stretched, but it didn’t get any worse. Actually now that he wasn’t moving, it didn’t hurt too much. ‘’You’re doing so good’’ J purred and tried to stay still. Man he had been weeks without sex and now he had to contain himself, which was a hard task for Joker. I was so glad that he cared about me enough to not hurt me on purpose.

‘’Move’’ I whispered after a while. He nodded and pulled back. I gritted my teeth, but tried to stay relaxed as he moved. J was almost all the way out until he pushed back in, this time a little faster without stopping. I grunted in pain but the pleasure made it bearable. J growled under his breath. I untangled our hands so I could hug him by putting my hands on his strong back. J supported himself a little better now and found a better position. Soon he was finding a slow but steady rhythm. One more single tear rolled down my face until I started to find pleasure coming above the pain. I moaned quite loudly now, allowing J to know that the worst pain was over. He smiled, but it quickly faded as he started to pace up.

My nails raked his back without me noticing. ‘’Fuck J’’ I cried out in pleasure. The feeling was new but so lovely. His big cock rubbed my soft and sensitive walls by every move and once he was in me, his tip hit the magic spot that made my eyes roll to the back of my head. ‘’Do you feel good?’’ He asked me darkly and he gritted his teeth. We were both getting sweaty, but neither of us minded. ‘’Y-Y..ah fuck yes!’’ I wailed out happily. J started breathing heavily and so did I, but I was a moaning mess as well. I bucked my hips against J’s to get more friction. I wanted him to go faster and not be so careful anymore. Just like I read the pain goes away after a few minutes. Now I felt simply amazing.

‘’Faster..’’ I whispered quietly, but he didn’t quite catch it. I knew he wanted to go slow to keep me safe which was sweet. J probably found this hard, since he actually gave a fuck about me. I knew how to make him take me harder tho. ‘’Fuck me harder daddy’’I told him loudly. J slowed down until he stopped. My ass was wet because I was legit dripping arousal. J put his hand on my jaw and looked into my eyes seriously. ‘’Y/N..don’t get me to the point where I can’t control myself’’ He warned me, but I knew he wanted it. Me being the crazy girl who didn’t follow rules anyway did something else.

‘’I know you want to..I can take you daddy’’ I purred and bucked my hips, already missing the feeling of him fucking me. I wanted more. I didn’t even care if it hurt a little bit. ‘’Y/N’’ J growled and shut his eyes. I smirked, knowing that I got him. ‘’I’m all yours daddy, look at me’’ I said innocently. When he opened his eyes I used my left hand to touch my clit. J looked at my actions for a few seconds until he lost it. He grabbed my wrist harshly and pinned it next to my head. ‘’Oh darling you’ll cry soon’’ He warned me angrily. Finally. 

Before I could answer, he grabbed the bedpost and let his anger out on me, just as I expected him to. J pounded himself balls deep in me, making the sound of skin slapping against skin echo in our room and probably the entire penthouse.’’Yes..Yes daddy’’ I gasped and rolled my eyes to the back of my head again. Then I curled my toes and felt a knot forming in my stomach. J was going really hard, harder now that I thought he would. ‘’Is this what you wanted?’’ He growled heatedly. I couldn’t even answer him. The pleasure and pain mixed together had me overwhelmed. My mouth was open and I was gasping between my loud cries of pleasure. The look in J’s eyes was so sexy but dangerous.

I had awakened a beast.

J kept slamming his entire length in me, until a strong feeling seemed to come closer. I guess I was close to an orgasm. Although I also read that most women don’t come the first time, or even the first few times. ‘’J’’ I tried to say his name, but it came out as a whisper. J growled and kept doing this hard work. A shiver ran down my spine and I struggled to breathe. It felt so good. ‘’J’’ I tried again and it came out a little louder. ‘’You’re close, I know’’ he let me know. Tomorrow would be a day I’d find it hard to walk. I just felt it.

As the feeling grew stronger, tears stung my eyes again. I wanted to let go so bad, but I found it hard. I blinked, letting the tears wash down my face. But the roughness was fucking amazing. I knew I wasn’t normal. ‘’Ah-’’ I screamed, but fell silent as a wave of pleasure washed across my entire body, feeling like a good slap. It’s like all my other senses numbed down, only allowing me to feel the amazing feeling. It made my abdomen muscles tense. I curled my toes and used my free hand to dig my nails into J’s back.

After a while I came back to my senses, still feeling like heaven, but something unexpected happened. I got super sensitive. It’s like every move J did was like twenty times more sensitive. ‘’J’’ I whimpered, still recovering from that hard orgasm. He didn’t stop yet. I screamed out and my body started shaking. I was pushing him, but I wanted more. I wanted this, but my body couldn’t handle much more. J noticed and then stopped. He pulled out and put my legs down. I squeezed them together, panting hard on the bed now. J took off the condom and I watched as he came seconds later. His cum cum shot on my body, landing on my stomach. His entire hot load just pooled on my skin as I panted.

For some reason I liked that dirty sight of being covered in his cum. But now I felt like I was on fire, but it was so worth it. J was breathing heavily and he ran his hand through his hair. I cracked a smile and I looked at my boyfriend. Suddenly I felt much closer to him, it’s like we were more serious. ‘’Thank you’’ I whispered tiredly, but I was so happy. J  looked into my eyes more calmly now. ‘’Well it’s not over yet doll face. I need to run you a bath, you’re bleeding’’ He let me know. My eyes widened. Then I sat up, ignoring the burning sensation. He was right. There was a little blood on the sheets. Fuck.

I wasn’t sure if he was angry or not, but I still grew nervous.’’Shit sorry..I-I’ll clean up’’ I promised him quickly. Before I could panic more, J cupped my face and kissed me. It took me by surprise, but I kissed him back. The kiss was sweet and salty, but it sure calmed me down. Then J grabbed my wrists and let me put my hands on his chest. ‘’Oh kitten just take it easy, it’s fine. Daddy isn’t mad at you’’ He assured me. ‘’I lov..’’ I started, but quickly shut up. His smile faded. Joker never told anyone those three words, at least not that I knew of it. He knew how to show his emotions, especially when he got protective over me or when he wanted to spend time with me. He knew it as well ,but so far he had never said that he loved me. I was kinda nervous now. Everything went well, but I went and tried to say those words to him.

Way to go.

‘’I loved it’’ I cleared my throat, talking about the sex. Maybe he’d think through it. J sighed and then stood up. I thought he’d leave me alone, but instead he picked me up in his strong arms. So he carried me to the master bathroom. ‘’I know what you were going to say Y/N’’ he admitted ,but I was unsure if he was angry at me or not. He wasn’t obvious like an open book. No, Joker was a nut that was hard to crack, but I was going the right way. ‘’Sorry’’ I whispered and looked down. He put me on my feet and locked the white bathroom door. My legs were numb, kinda feeling like jelly. So I sat on the edge of the tub quickly. Then I watched as J let the warm water fill the big tub, big enough for two.

‘’Don’t be sorry’’ He started a little angrily. Well sherlock it wasn’t easy not to be. I didn’t want to ruin a perfect night with my own stupid feelings in words. J kneeled down in front of me and rested his head on my knees. ‘’Do you mean it?’’ He wanted to know. A blush spread on my already rosy cheeks. Then I nodded, a little scared if I had to be honest. Instead of getting mad at me like I expected him to be, instead of hitting me neither, he did the opposite.

‘’Well..I think that’s good, so I know our feelings are mutual’’ He let me know mysteriously. Just as I expected, he wouldn’t say ‘I love you’ but he found a way to let me know. 

Well this was a perfect valentine’s day..

important facts & quotes from hidden oracle reread #4 part one

i cited everything from the hardback edition bc im a nerd 

- page one apollo is already making pop culture references (1)

- meg is such a badass oh my g od (14)

- riodan does such a beautiful way of explaining things in this novels. awe-inspiring. mind blowing. example: “Her eyes glinted darkly like a crow’s. (I can make that comparison because I invented crows.)” (14-15) wow. beautiful. 

- so i understand this series is going to be about Apollo’s redemption and ~~~~finding himself~~~~ or w\e but JESUS PLEASE RICK you can’t just say “She [Meg] reminded me of the strays my sister was always adopting: dogs, panthers, homeless maidens, small dragons.” (15) WITHOUT PROVIDING SEVERAL BOOKS AS EXAMPLE FOR SAID SENTENCE all i want is a book focused on artemis and her army of small dragons and lesbians dear gods please 

- omfg can you just imagine sally having to go over to Percy’s room and having to tell him that the greek god of the sun apollo was there to see him omfg. imagine the salt. imagine both of them just groaning. imagine.

-”If I had still been an immortal, I might have flirted with her [Sally Jackson] myself.” (30-31) l o l Sally is a middle aged married woman seven months pregnant and still bringing in the gods you go girl im proud of you

- Sally Jackson is one of the best characters in the entire series. citation: every riodan book ever even the non-pjo it’s a fact 

- i 10000% support the idea that percy gave apollo the led zeppelin shirt as a sneaky joke he’s so smart i love him so much

- “Percy laced his fingers. They were long and nimble.”(35) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- He [Percy] would have made an excellent musician.” (35) f u ck 

- literally all percy wants is to “stay alive” long enough to go to college, meet his baby sister, and see his mom get her book published my heart is broken for this boy (35-36)

- the return of the seven layer dip fuck me up (40)

- jfc that poor Prius it’s been through so much (52-54)

- page 67 and Percy’s already made two comic book references he’s such a canon nerd 

- “Cops love me almost as much as teachers do.” god Percy Jackson what are you doing to me

- apollo tried to order a pizza to CHB and honestly same (73)

- g o d will solace jfc wow

- we’re to assume Will’s a skier (his Okemo Mountain jacket & skiers tan) (82) and now i have to write the inevitable fic that comes out of this fact

- Will’s mom was a alt.-country singer from Austin, Texas (83) which wow and honestly makes the fact will is a horrible singer 1000% better

- yellow daises grow year-round in the Apollo cabin, and it smells like fresh linens and dried sage. (83)

- kayla is aiming for the olympics and honestly im so proud already 

- fact: any and all solangelo interaction have me crying into my book 

- “Will put his hand on Nico’s shoulder, ‘Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.’” lol this implies that they’ve had this talk before and im dying to hear it

- the Hermes kids are big fans of Rocky Horror Picture Show (95) and now i have to write a seperate list of headcanons for this fact

- speaking of, Apollo used to cosplay as Rocky bc why not. (95-96)

- listen i know im solangelo trash BUT - “Will and Nico sat shoulder to shoulder, bantering good-naturedly. They were so cute together it made me feel desolate.” im destroyed (110)

- “but if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen.” “it’s a mood disorder” “i cant control it” stfu nico u nerd u just want to sit with your boyfriend im dead (110)

- Will nodded serenely. “It’s the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants.” death to goody-two-shoes will solace 2k17

- off topic but CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE CHIRON THO. like. this happens and will and nico are just standing there. in front of him. telling him they have to sit together OR NICO WILL JUST HAPPEN TO PUT CRACKS INTO HIS CAMP. just imagine. him staring at them. sighing. deciding not to fight this one. agreeing & watching them giggle away bc they’re so SNEAKY & now they can EAT TOGETHER WOW 

-   lol when Meg was going to town on the hot dogs and “Julia and Alice watched her with a mixture of fascination and horror.” (111)

- “Will and Nico exchanged a look that might have meant, here we go.” (112) okay im sorry im just sO GONE FOR LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THIS I JUST WANT NICO TO BE HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE IN HIS RELATIONSHIPS OKAY

- apollo refers to the seven as “the A-list” (112) same tho

- Jason, Piper, Coach Hedge, Mellie and baby Chuck are all in LA with Piper’s father like???? (113) THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE? What’s the living arrangement? Is Jason living with Piper? OH GOD IS JASON LIVING WITH HEDGE AND MELLIE? DO THEY ALL LIVE IN SOME BIG PLACE PIPER’S DAD RENTED OUT???? do Piper and Jason babysit? do they have family dinners? how’s baby chuck doing??? how are they all adjusting to domestic life?? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS ALL VERY IMPORTANT TO ME 

- lol nico’s just as pissed as eveRYONE IN THE FANDOM about Leo’s not-death and im living for it (113)

- also nico carries around Leo’s lil ‘IM ALIVE LOL’ letter\hologram\thing? like i get it was completely for the plot but?????? “i look at it whenever i want to get angry” (114) like ok nico u lil bean whatever u say u little emo shit

- apollo’s little ‘lol when u have a headache in olympus hephaestus just cracks open your skull and removes whatever brain god\dess u just birthed up lol it’s so much easier ugh’ (116) w h a t t h e f u c k 

- fact: harley is adorable no citation needed

- also you’re telling me chiron, basically as old as time itself tbh, doesn’t speak portuguese? k (120)

- “i am merely assessing how well paolo’s arms are functioning after surgery” (120) those are some big words william u nervous or something??

- “hmph” - nico di angelo, 2016 (120) 

- this isn’t really important but there’s a satyr named herbert and he’s my new favorite character sorry i dont make the rules (124)

- ok so there’s an unnamed random camper who mutters in Italian (127) and now i’ve got the BIGGEST headcanon that this random girl and Nico (omg maybe a few others????) meet a few times a month just to rant to each other in Italian so none of them get sloppy with the language and u g h im such a bitch for nico di angelo frienships

- “A boy in the crowd gasped, ‘she’s a communist!’” (127) i fucking hate this book omfg

i’ll do more later in order to mentally prepare myself for the dark prophecy but it’s 3 am and im tired  

i had the weirdest dream so obviously i had to write a fic about it

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They met at the park. It could have been a meet-cute, except Derek doesn’t do cute so it ended up just being weird.

Derek was taking Nora for a walk like he always does when she decided it would be a good idea to chase a squirrel and practically dragged him around, only stopping when another dog got in her way – probably chasing the squirrel too – and they started growling at each other.

“Hey, man. Control your dog, I’m not ready to be a grandpa!”

“My dog is a female.” Derek said, tried not to stare at the other guy’s hands as he struggled to hold his dog back.

“Well,” the other guy said, “how can you know under all – that.” He gestured towards Nora.

“She’s an Alaskan malamute.” Derek took a step back, dragging Nora away from asshole-guy and his dalmatian. “Much better than a dog that you don’t know if it’s white or black.”

The other guy stopped, looked between Derek and his dog. “How dare you.” He narrowed his eyes. “Leia is beautiful.

“Leia?” Derek asked, smirking. “What happened to creativity these days?”

“I’ll show you creativity.” The guy growled, much like Nora was doing, then took Derek’s hand, dragged him towards a bench and started to list all the reasons he named his dog after Princess Leia.

Nora and Leia ended up getting along fabulously, and as fate would have it, so did their owners.


“Unfair.” Stiles mumbles, watching as Derek heads to the bathroom. “I’m supposed to be going to work. Stop teasing me.”

Derek smirks over his shoulder. “Are you sure? I was going to ask you to join me in the shower.”

Gah.” Stiles says as his dick responds to Derek’s smile. “I hate you.”

Derek laughs. “I know.” He walks into the shower, moans purposefully loud when the hot water hits his body. Stiles yells at him to shut up and seconds later he’s joining Derek under the spray.

“You’re gonna kill me.” He leans in for a kiss, nips at Derek’s bottom lip as he runs his hands over Derek’s wet chest. “Fuck,” he moans when Derek presses him against the wall, rubs their dicks together, “you’re awful.”

Derek bites softly at Stiles’ pulse point, enjoys the moan it elicits from him. He’s always talking, moaning, yelling, seriously, Derek is the one who’s going to die here.

It’s been two months and they aren’t even close to getting tired from each other. It’s still hot, fun and - even more - exciting. Sometimes, in between fixing a car or two, Derek checks his phone, sends messages to Stiles, some of them explicit others just telling him about his day, the awful clients that destroy their cars and ask Derek to perform miracles. Other times, it’s Stiles that calls him, rambles about his dad and Leia, about his friends and what he ate that morning.

They haven’t talked about what they are – if they are something – but Stiles doesn’t seem in a hurry, so Derek isn’t going to force him, as much as he wants to.

Really, Derek’s got it so bad even his boss noticed and he’s seventy.

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Take A Stand: Star of Ceartais Chapter 1: Dreams and Reality

(An/ Whoa that was quick! Thanks for clicking to continue the story, so without further ado let’s get cracking with this chapter. Thanks to @ziegelzeig and @nick-and-judy-daily for the art in this chapter)

Here’s the fanfiction.net link…https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12439999/2/Take-A-Stand-Star-Of-Ceartais

Chapter 1- Dreams and Reality.

Robyn needed to relieve some stress after pouring her heart out to Luna, the teen had retreated into her bedroom and began jabbing at the punching bag that hung from the ceiling. Luna was sitting on her sister’s bed playing a beat em’ up game on Robyn’s games console, the doctor wanted to stick around until Nick and Judy got home just so she could calm her parents down when they inevitably started telling Robyn off. “Man I miss videogames.” Luna sighed as she defeated her virtual opponent and waited for the next round to loud.

“Then when why don’t you buy a console? You’re rich enough.” Robyn replied, delivering a high kick to the punch bag.

“It’s having the time that’s the issue, between work, hanging out with my friends and making time for…” Luna began to answer absentmindedly before silencing herself, she was such a blabbermouth that she’d even snitch on herself sometimes.

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Don’t Hide Who You Are.

 Request from anon:Can I request something where Bucky is just starting to date Tony’s daughter (teams on good terms) and she flinches a lot when he comes near her or raises his arms for some reason. He asks tony if she’s been hurt by someone in the past and he laughs about it. Tells him she refuses to wear her glasses cause she’s embarrassed by them. Buck talks her into wearing them and when she puts them on it turns Bucky on and he’s speechless. She finally gets the confidence to wear them infront of people.

Note: Hope this is okay! I changed it EVER so slightly but only in the sense of Bucky not being speechless but still finding the glasses attractive on the reader.

Bucky x Self Conscious!Reader

Words: 1,606

Warnings: Language (It is Bucky after all….and Tony for that matter haha!)…other than that nothing other than mentions of someone being self conscious and very mild injury.

Disclaimer: None of the GIFs used are mine so all credit goes to their wonderful creators <3

It was only 05:30 in the morning but he had woken up to find your side of the bed empty and although he knew you wouldn’t have gone far there was still the smallest part of him that thought the worst…enough so that the super soldier found himself rolling out of bed and beginning a search for you inside the tower after pulling on a pair of sweatpants.

Never did he expect to find himself in this position; not only had Tony learned to accept that Bucky himself had not been responsible for his parent’s death but he had allowed him to live in the tower with the other Avengers and, most important of all, he had given his blessings for the two of you to be together. His own daughter with the man who had once been a cold-blooded assassin for Hydra. It was why now, even months down the line, he found himself having to pinch his arm to realise this was all real.

With the things he’d done happiness was the last thing he had seen in his future and yet you walked into his life and it was all he could see.

As he wandered into the common room of the tower his sharp blue eyes fell upon your quiet form standing at the panoramic window that overlooked the city below; the sun was beginning to rise but it was still dark enough for you to be able to see his reflection so he made no attempts to make his presence known as he wrapped his arms around your waist from behind.

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This is a late gift for Ashlee’s (@austennerdita2533) Birthday. You said you liked mates and arranged marriages, so you get both. I hope you like it!
NSFW


“I’m sorry, what?” Caroline said, staring at Klaus as she waited for her answer, but he wouldn’t meet her eyes, his gaze very focused on his palms laying on top of the table that rested between them.

He let out a long-suffering sigh before he spoke, his voice calm as he chose the words carefully, “It is a tradition in our pack for mates to be married as soon as possible, as long as they’re of age. It is… old-fashioned, I must admit, but our laws are what they are.”

“They are your laws. Not mine,” she reminded him pointedly.

Meeting your mate was supposed to be an exciting moment, like something had clicked into place, but ever since Klaus had showed up in her life, she felt like she had been knocked off her feet. He was from a different pack, which wouldn’t have been a problem if they weren’t both the next in line to assume the leadership of their clans, which meant that a long process of union had to take place.

An union that apparently had to begin with their wedding when she had only known him for three days.

Klaus finally met her gaze, his eyes surprisingly warm, “You know that you’ll have to live by our traditions, love, just as I’ll have to live by yours. It’s the only way our people will accept this change and we have to do what’s best for them.”

She was about to ask him if he was seriously trying to use her responsibilities as future alpha to make her marry him, but she realised that it wasn’t quite his intention. And that he was right – which made her completely hate him.

It was frightening.

Our people. We.

Caroline always knew that this would happen, that she would find her mate and that her life would be forever intertwined with someone else’s, but marriage? She was 20 and she didn’t even know him. How the hell was she going to explain that to her friends?

Besides, the fact that Klaus had been on his best behaviour around her didn’t mean that she hadn’t heard the whispers about him; how his wolf seemed to delight in the kill, how none of his enemies could run fast enough to get away from his claws and teeth.

The stories of how Mikael’s body had been found still made the hairs of her neck stand up.

And, yet, she found herself nodding. It wasn’t like she had much choice, anyway. “Fine. When… When should we get married?”

Klaus shrugged, “As soon as possible, love. If you want a big party, that can buy us a couple of months, but even so, we can only get away with waiting until June before people start asking questions.”

Ugh, now that just wouldn’t do – was there anything tackier than a June wedding?

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Cranberry Vodka

Y/n has never been a fan of bars but she’s quite a fan of cranberry vodkas. She’s been forced out of her apartment by her friend, Mel, who is already drunk and dancing with someone. Mel claims that y/n needs (deserves) a night away from her overbearing boyfriend, John. She couldn’t deny that John was a bit too much for her or she was a bit too much for him rather. It was the usual story where you meet a cute guy who treats you like the sun shines out of your ass then after a few years you both become trapped in a tomb together. The downright truth is that they fell out of love and they’re too used to each other to let go. John is set in his ways and well, a little boring. Y/n is shy but outgoing, she could have a good time playing chess or dancing on a table, you never know with her. “Would you be a dear and get us some refills?” Mel and Mr. Right Now can’t keep their hands off one another and for some reason can’t be bothered to get their own beverages.

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A Year of Memories

Lafayette x Reader

Modern AU

Author(s): Lil Laddie

Words: 2356

Warnings: Swearing, a bit of angst, fluff, implied smut, kissing, 

A/N: First imagine of the night! This one was a lot fun to write! Some of these scenes are from past Lafayette imagines I have wrote and other are from ones that I’ve been planning on writing/working on. Thank you for reading! Have a happy New Year!


“I can’t believe it’s already going to be a new year.” Laf sighed, his chin placed on your shoulder and his arms wrapped around your waist from behind.

“Me either. This has been the best year of my life, I don’t want it to end.” You agreed, looking around your room of friends.

“As long as I’m with you, I’m sure the years can only get better.” Laf grinned, kissing your cheek as you giggled.

“Hey lovebirds! Save it for midnight!” Alex yelled, giving the two of you a playful glare.

“Says you! You haven’t been able to keep your hands off your wife all night.” Laf yelled back, Alex blushing a bright red.

“We’ve been together for a couple years now, we have the right to all the PDA we want!” Alex defended himself and his wandering fingers.

“We’ve only had a year together, we’re still in puppy love stage. That means we get the real right to do as much PDA as we want!” Laf retorted, the two held each other’s stare for a couple minutes before bursting in laughter.

“Midnight is in a couple minutes you two. Remember it’s just supposed to be a kiss not a full fledged make out session. Understand?” Alex fake scolded Laf and you.

“Yeah we understand, no promises though.” Lafayette winked.

“If you’re not making promises then I guess I don’t have to either!” Alex laughed, spotting Eliza from across the room. “I gotta go, but I’ll talk to you after all the smooching is done.”

“He is such a weirdo…” You trailed off, watching as Alex hurried over to Eliza’s side like a lost child.

“Without him, we would have never met at that library last January.” Laf said, moving from behind you to your side.

“I guess we owe the whole past year to him.” You smiled, leaning into Laf’s side.

“The countdown is starting!” Hercules yelled from the kitchen.

You looked at Laf to see his loving eyes already locked on you. Even though it had only been a year, you couldn’t imagine your life without Laf. The memories of the past year began flooding into your mind as the people around you began to countdown to the new year.

10

“Oh, sorry! Excuse me.” Laf apologized, turning away from Alex and towards the person he had ran into.

“You’re fine, sir.” You smiled, getting ready to walk away from him.

Lafayette’s heart fluttered when he saw the smile on your face. He wanted to get to know you. There was something that was drawing him to you. He was entranced by your every movement.

Noticing Laf’s gaze, Alex nudged Laf forward. “Go make your move.” Alex encouraged.

“Excuse me, mon amour!” Laf yelled, chasing after you down one of the aisles of the library. “My name is Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette…but you can just call me Laf or Lafayette. Um, you are very beautiful….may I know your name?” Laf asked blushing brightly.

“(Y/N) (L/N), it’s very nice to meet you Laf.” You giggled extending a hand for him to take.

“May I join, (Y/N)?” Laf asked, trying not to show how nervous he was.

“Of course.” You grinned.

9

“No way!” You laughed, clutching your stomach in pain.

“You don’t believe me? I’m being serious! George Washington goes to the karaoke bar every single weekend!” Laf said, looking down at where your head sat on his lap.

“Every single weekend he’s up there singing stupid songs?” You asked, trying to stop your laughing fit.

“He’s actually really good.” Laf said, lightly running his hands through your hair.

“Laf?” You asked, the joking atmosphere in the room disappearing.

“Hm?” Laf hummed, his hands still moving softly and slowly through your hair.

“What are we? One second we’re acting like a couple and the next we act like it never happened…Laf I like you, I like you a lot and I can’t keep pretending this isn’t happening.” You sighed, a weight from your chest being lifted as you talked.

“I like you too, ma moitie, I’ve just been scared.” Laf paused looking for the right words. “I want us to be together, I just didn’t know…”

“Laf, I want us to be together.” You said quietly.

Laf leaned down and pressed his lips softly against yours. It was a short kiss, but it was sweet and the perfect first kiss to have with him.

8

“I can’t believe you would do that!” You huffed, stomping into your apartment.

“I don’t understand what I did wrong!” Laf groaned, shutting the door behind him.

“You were all over her!’ You growled rolling your eyes.

“You’re jealous.” Laf smirked, only making you more angry.

“No, I’m not!” You protested, glaring at Laf.

“You are the most amazing person I’ve ever met. You make me better in every way and teach me so much. I hope you believe me, when I say that girl I was talking to was just a local at the bar that I’ve come to know. But you, mon ange, you are the only person that matters to me. I love you, do not doubt it.” Laf said softly, slowly wrapping his arms around you.

“I love you too, I’m sorry for being jealous.” You muttered, pressing your forehead into his chest.

“There is no need to ever be jealous, you are my one and only.” Laf grinned, pressing a kiss lightly to your forehead.

7

Lafayette watched as you twirled and leaped, dancing in the rain. You swung around lampposts and splashed in more small puddles. You stuck your tongue out, catching little raindrops in your mouth. You felt his eyes, as you continued to dance.

“Are you going to keep staring? Or are you going to join me?” You smiled at Laf, holding a hand out for him to grab.

Hand in hand, the two of you twirled and danced in the rain. You splashed him, once again, with a puddle. You giggled running away from him. He chased you, dancing as he went, you doing the same. You’d twirl around a lamppost and he’d copy. It became a fun game of following the leader.

You began to feel out of breath when you felt his two strong arms around your waist. He lifted you off the ground, spinning you in the air. You giggled, letting yourself relax as he put you on the ground once more. He spun you, so your faces were inches apart.

“It’s time to go inside, ma moitié.” You could feel his warm breath against your face.

“Okay.” You smiled, glancing between his eyes and lips.

He pulled you in for a soft kiss. His lips were warm and soft, a nice contrast to the freezing rain and wind all around you. He softly rested his hands on your cheek, deepening the kiss.

6

“Ew, stop doing couple stuff!” John walked into the kitchen, covering his eyes.

“We’re barely touching.” You protested, watching him blindly walk around the kitchen.

“PDA!” Hercules screamed, covering both his and Alex’s eyes.

“We’re not touching anymore!” Laf yelled over their whining.

“But, Laf-” You began, before he put his finger over his lips and winked.

“You can uncover your eyes.” Laf said, the boys hesitantly doing so.

Once all the boys had opened their eyes, they took their time turning to look at you and Lafayette. When he had all the boys eyes on him, Laf pulled you in for a deep kiss. As you kissed you heard screams and groans from the boys.

“Sorry boys.” You giggled, watching their horrified expressions.

5

“Laf!” You jumped, landing firmly on top of him.

“Ugh, mon amour? What are you doing?” Laf’s voice was slightly pained, I mean you had just jumped on him. Sadly, he decided to use this position to his advantage. “Mon cherie, I’m very glad you decided to cuddle me while I read.” He smirked, putting his arms firmly around your body.

“No, Laf! Just come rake and play in the leaves with me!” You protested, banging your hands against his chest.

“No, (Y/N)! Just come cuddle and read with me!” He mocked you.

“Laf…I’ll make you hot chocolate afterwards. Plus, I’ll give you all the kisses.” You negotiated, Laf chuckling from beneath you.

“I thought I already got all the kisses, am I wrong?” He smiled.

“You thought wrong! I give some of my kisses to our puppy!” You exclaimed, pointing to the small dog that slept at the opposite end of the bed.

“Oh, I guess I can’t let a deal like this slip away, can I?” He kissed a light kiss to your lips.

“No you can not!” You jumped out of the bed, pulling him behind you.

4

“You kissed him…” Laf trailed off, tears streaming down his face.

“It’s not like that Laf, listen to me!” You cried, trying to get him to pay attention to what you were saying.

“What do you mean it’s not like that? That’s what happened, you kissed him. Am I not enough, (Y/N)?” Laf choked, a sob fighting it’s way to come out of his throat.

“Laf, Thomas had his hair pulled up in a bun. I thought he was you!” You exclaimed, trying to make him understand what happened.

“You don’t need to lie to me, (Y/N). Thomas is a good man, I’m sure he could make you happy.” Laf sighed, turning to walk away from you.

“Laf, you’re not hearing what I am saying! I would never just kiss Thomas, he looked and was acting like you! I didn’t know!” You yelled after Laf as he walked away.

“It’s okay, I’m not mad…I just wish it hadn’t ended this way.” Laf said softly, not looking back at you once.

“Lafayette.” You whispered, crying as he slammed the door of the apartment.

3

“This is a G chord, a D chord, an A chord and a E minor chord.” You said strumming the guitar once for each chord.

Laf copied your actions, trying to make each of his movement as precise as yours. You smiled watching him slowly get the hang of it. He began to get faster and faster, switching the chords quickly.

“I’m doing it!” Laf cheered, continuing his strumming.

“I told you, that you would pick it up fast!” You grinned watching him become entranced with the guitar.

2

“How about this puppy?” You asked, looking at a german sheppard wildly wagging it’s tail.

“We’re just looking, remember? We’re not going to get a dog today.” Laf reminded you.

“But look how cute he is!” You pouted, sitting on the floor to play with the hyper puppy. “Who’s a good doggo? You’re a good doggo!”

You threw the ball for the dog to get and it immediately came back, dropping it at your feet. You giggled throwing the ball over and over again. Laf smiled, watching you be just as amused as the dog was over throwing a ball again and again.

“Excuse me, we’ll take this one.” Laf said, turning to a worker.

“Wait! Really?” You asked, more excited than ever.

“You have to promise to be a good dog mom!” Laf warned, pulling out his wallet.

“I promise! I’ll be a good dog mommy!” You exclaimed, picking up the dog to hold in your arms.

“You are lucky.”

1

Laf lifted you up, putting your feet on top of his. He kept his arms around your waist, as you moved your arms around his neck. He moved you slowly to the beat, singing the song softly in your ear. You laid your head against his chest, sighing in content. These were the moments in your relationship that the two of you lived for. Those quiet moments when you both knew what the other was thinking. These were the moments when you both knew you loved each other more than anything in this world.

“Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life,” Laf sang quietly, moving back to look you in the eyes.

“You were only waiting for this moment to arise. You were only waiting for this moment to arise. You were only waiting for this moment to arise.” You both sang the end of the song together, looking at each other like they were the only person that mattered.

As the guitar strummed one last time, Laf moved in slowly to kiss you. The kiss was slow and meaningful, taking both of your breaths away. You moved your hands through his hair, tangling it with your fingers. His hands traveled up and down your spine, giving you the chills. He smiled into the kiss, picking you up slowly and placing you on the counter.

The kiss deepened, but did not become any less gentle. Laf stood in between your legs, moving his hands to rest on your thighs. A beep from the stove made Laf pull away, much to your discontent. He rested his forehead against yours, smiling coyly.

“Je t'aime, (Y/N)” He panted, out of breath from the kiss you had just shared.

“Je t’aime, Lafayette.” You said softly.

0

“Happy new year, mon amour.” Laf said, bringing his face inches from yours.

“Happy new year, french fry.” You grinned, pulling Laf in for a New Year’s kiss.

This kiss was better than any you had had in the past. It was the start to a new year, one that included the man you had grown to know and love in the past year. Threading your hands through his hair, Laf almost moaned before remembering where he was.

Pulling away slowly from you, Laf turned you to face the fireworks. You rested your head on his shoulder as he wrapped one of his arms around your waist.

“I can’t wait to spend another year with you.” Laf whispered, placing a kiss to the top of your head.

As you stood there in Lafayette’s arms, you couldn’t think of any better way to start the new year.

Drunken Mistakes-Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader

Title: Drunken Mistakes

Word count: 1774

Pairing: Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader

Warnings: Sappy and cliche, alcohol and insinuation to sex. I think that’s it.

A/N: Well, here’s a Lin fic, like I promised. Let me know if you like it. Also, I noticed that some of my other fics has gotten over twenty notes, so thank you for that! There might be an Usnavi fit soon too (and when I say soon, I mean in like, a week or two).

Enjoy!

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It had been late at night. You were drunk and happy and spending time with your favourite people in the world; the Hamilton cast. It was after a show and all of you had decided you wanted to go out. The night had been great! Drinking alcohol, dancing, flirting. The only thing you didn’t like was when Lin, the person you were completely in love with, had started to flirt with this girl. 

At first it had been some innocent flirting. Touching her arm, laughing at her jokes, winking. And then he had brought her to the dance floor, and they had danced really closely. You could almost hear your heart shatter.  

You tried to drown it out with a shot. Then another. Then another. And before you had known it, you were winning in a contest with Daveed over who could down more shots. 

Suddenly you had forgotten why you were upset in the first place. All you could focus on was the buzzing from the alcohol and the happiness you felt when you won over Daveed. No one ever won over Daveed.

And then you had seen Lin again, your heart leaping up to your throat. You hadn’t been right in your mind, but then again, he wasn’t either. You walked up to him, dragged him over to the dance floor away from the girl, and started dance with him. You jumped up and down, you shook your head, you put your hands in the air like you just didn’t care, and he was there with you, slowly coming closer to you, until there was barely any space left between you. And that’s when you kissed him. And he kissed you back. And it was messy, teeth clanking and sloppy and there was tongues everywhere. It was filled with passion, and lust, and love from your side. And before you knew it you were in the backseat of a cab, his hand riding up your thigh and his lips on your neck.
You had barely made it inside the door in his apartment in Washington Heights before you started ripping off clothes.

You barely remembered anything from that night, and when you woke up the next day it was with a splitting headache and crushing embarrassment. He had been asleep, one arm secured around your waist and the other under his head as a pillow. 

He looked hot, but vulnerable. He looked beautiful. And of course you panicked, and of course you managed to get out of his grip, silently gathering your clothes and sneak out of his apartment, all while he laid asleep in his bed, safe and sound.

You had avoided him since that day, although it was pretty hard as you worked as his assistant, making sure he had everything he needed and didn’t miss any deadlines or important meetings, all the while making sure he was healthy and feeling good. Talking with him on a daily basis was in your job description.
It was not only you and him who noticed how tense and awkward everything had become between you. The others had noticed too, and one day they confronted you about it.

-

“So, what’s up with you and Lin?” Pippa had casually asked as she applied her makeup by the mirror.

You could feel your whole body tense and a blush spread to your cheeks.
“W-What do you mean? Nothing’s going on with me and Lin.”
Damn, you were bad at lying.

“Mhmm.” Pippa hummed, not looking at you but humming in a tone that told you she didn’t believe you.

“It’s true!” You squealed, your voice going higher because of your lie. “Nothing’s going on.” 

“I’m just saying, ever since that night out where you left together, you have not been the same.” She turned to you now, finished with her makeup.

You could feel warmth spread across your cheeks and your head spin. She had seen. Oh my god, how many else had seen this? 

“Were we that noticeable?” You whispered, your head in your hands and your voice laced with embarrassment.

“No, but we notice it when the guy who gave us our jobs leave with the girl who helps him on his job.”

“Ugh. Damn it, I thought there were to many in the club to notice!”

You looked up at Pippa who had a smirk on her face.

“Shut up!”

“I didn’t say anything!” She held her hands up in surrender.

“You were thinking. It’s annoying.” You said with a smile, instantly feeling better by the reference.

Both of you burst out laughing.

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The next day was hard. You had talked to Lin, because of your job, in front of everyone, so everyone could enjoy the awkward and tense air between you and Lin. A blush was evident on your cheeks again, as every time you looked at Lin, you were reminded of him laying in his bed, naked but with his covers hiding him from the waist down. You remembered how it had felt waking up next to him, and for just one second feeling like you were his. Sometimes you wondered if things had been different if you didn’t run away.

“Yeah, okay, thank you.” Lin said as you told him that his costume had been broken, but you had taken it to the costume department to fix. 

He was twiddling his thumbs and wiping his hands off on his pants and avoiding eye contact with you, and you started to get angry.

“Hey, can you at least look at me?!” You exclaimed.  

It had already been a bad day, and this was making it worse. His head snapped up, and his dark brown eyes met yours, and suddenly all the anger seeped out of you, just as fast as it came.

“I’m sorry, it’s been a long day.”  (“You oughta stay”… sorry, couldn’t help myself :P )

You could hear Pippa mutter something to Jasmine, but you ignored them as you continued to stare at Lin. You should talk with him. You couldn’t continue going like this. It was not fair to him, or you, or any of the other cast members that had to survive with the tension always being created between the two of you.

“I think we need to talk.” You both said at the same time.

Lin grinned sheepishly, but then looked around at the other people in the room who was trying to pretend they weren’t listening in on your conversation. 

“Okay, come with me.” Lin said and grabbed your arm, dragging you with him out of the room.

You could hear the whistling and see the kissy-faces Daveed made towards the two of you the door slammed shut behind you. Lin didn’t stop though, he continued down the hall, turned to the left and then continued until you reached his dressing room. 

He let go of your arm then, and you couldn’t help but feel a little sad at the loss of contact. 

No, Y/N, you can’t think about this now.

You shook your head and followed Lin inside his room and felt the growing feeling of regret as the door shut close behind you, enveloping you and Lin in an awkward silence, much like the other times you had talked the last week.

This was a bad idea.

“So, that night…” Lin trailed off, putting his hands in his pockets.

“Yeah, that was some night.” You tried to smile but it quickly faltered.

“Yeah.” Lin suddenly found a interest in his shoes, his eyes staying focused on the tip of them. “Y/N. We can’t keep doing this. It’s affecting our jobs.” He sighed, finally looking up from his shoes.

“I know.” 

You would like to say you didn’t notice it when he stepped closer, but your romantic interest in him made you very aware of him at all times. You would notice it even if he shifted weight from one foot to another.

“I like you, Y/N. I like you a lot, and waking up to you sneaking out of my apartment after what has probably been the best night of my life, it, it didn’t feel good.” 

Lin tilted your head up, and you gulped. Your heart started to race at the close proximity as a blush spread to your face and your stomach flipped. 

Gosh, this was like taken straight out of a sappy romance book.

But then again, you were feeling all the sappy feelings from a book. The butterflies, the warmth, the hope, the happiness. It was all there, making your brain foggy and your knees weak.

“I like you too Lin.” 

“But?” He knew it was a but there. The sentence wasn’t finished.

“But, and this will sound really cliche and sappy; I’m your manager. You’re my boss, and it just seems wrong.” You sighed, cringing of how cliche that sounded.

“I know that. And I know it would be hard. But please, give this a chance! We can make it work, and we can live a happy filled with sunshine and rainbows.” He said, a teasing tone lacing his voice at the last words.

“There have to be rain before a rainbow.” 

He stepped even closer, grabbed your hands and brought them up to his mouth to kiss your knuckles.

“And we will dance through that rain like it’s nothing. Y/N, we can make this work, you know it!”

You bit your lip. You already knew that the boss/employed thing wasn’t the problem. Sure, you blamed it on that, but in reality it was the fear of rejection. Of a broken heart. You could stay friends with him, and although it wasn’t what you ultimately wanted, at least that would be better than the other option. Getting hurt by him. Give yourself in, trust him enough and give him your heart, only for the chance that he could smash it in his hands or drop it. Then nothing would be the same anymore. Because you knew you wouldn’t be able to stay friends with him then.

“I, I just don’t know Lin. I know it shouldn’t be this hard, but, it is.” 

You looked down at your shoes, but Lin tilted it up again for the second time that day. His eyes flickered down to your lips. You could barely breathe, anticipation building up inside you.

“Let me try to convince you then.”

And just like that, his lips were on yours, and it was truly like one of those romance books. Fireworks, stars, sparks. And when you pulled away there was only word that rang in your head.

“Yes.”

Across the Stars, Chapter 1

ou Hello, darlings! Hope you’re enjoying it thus far <3

Prologue   Chapter 1   Chapter 2   Chapter 3   Chapter 4    Chapter 5 Chapter 6   Chapter 7  Chapter 8   Chapter 9   Chapter 10

Feyre sighed and clicked the bright red ‘End’ button on her phone, slipping it into her messenger bag and wishing she had a flip phone again, just so she could slam it shut. It had been enormously satisfying to hang up on her eldest sister that way, when she’d been in junior high and hot pink Motorola Razrs were the cool thing to have. But ending a call on an iPhone, however sleek and hi-tech they might be getting every year…It just wasn’t as satisfying. Especially not when you were angry.

Which she was.

She yanked open the door to the café, wincing as the sixteen-year-old boy behind the counter jumped out of his skin. It was totally empty—not unusual for 11:30 am on a Wednesday. Most were at work or school, but she didn’t have work for another hour and a half, and she had every intent of curling up in a corner of the café with a ceramic mug of coffee and her sketchbook. She preferred painting, but painting was less mobile, and when she was angry, messy sketches served just fine as an outlet.

She dropped her messenger bag on a booth seat near the back of the café, fishing her wallet out of it before half marching up to the register. “A large vanilla latte, please, for here.” She narrowed her gray-blue eyes, zeroing in on his nametag. “Uh…Sam.”

Sam flashed her a small smile. “Thanks. For using my name.”

She shook her head, pulling a five out of her wallet. “You’re a human being, not a robot.”

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Weird || Sebastian Stan

Requested: I can say yes, because my friend told me to write this

Summary: You’re leaving, but Sebastian wanted to tell you something before you go.

Warnings: NONE. Diabetes maybe, because it’s so sweet and just pure fluff

A/N: I have so many ideas, but I’m watching GOT now and reading HP, and writing my own book, and MAYBE FINALLY I WON’T BE SINGLE. Not that I don’t love being single, bc I really do, but this guy is just so sweet and caring, and ugh… Everything you can dream of.
Anyways, I’m sorry. It’s so short.


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- Do you think you’d be able to be back on Saturday? - Sebastian asked you as you were throwing your clothes into the suitcase.

- I think so. I HOPE so - you sighed and turned to your crush and best friend. Sebastian nodded and got back to reading his newest script. You let yourself look at him a little longer, when he wasn’t looking. He was mouthing the words he was reading, his lips moving again and again. His hair into tight bun, he was complaining about them all the time, but you loved it. And then your eyes slid a little bit lower. Dayum, that muscles on his arms tho. You saw a few scenes from CA: the Winter Soldier and you would pay him to punch you, just because he looked so hot, all angry and serious.

- [Y/N], you okay? - you heard his voice and shook your head. Then you nodded slowly.

- Yeah. I mean, yes, I’m fine, just… - you sighed deeply. - I don’t want to leave. I promised to help you with this role and now I’m leaving.

- Chill, it’s just three days with your family - Sebastian laughed shortly. - I’m already beyond thankful that I can stay here. Honestly, you know I hate hotels.

- No problem, Sebby - you smiled at him and he got back to reading. You let yourself look at him a little bit longer and you got back to packing your things.

After half an hour of a comfortable silence, your humming and Seb’s muttering, you were ready to go. You grabbed your suitcase and sighed. Seb looked up at you quizzically.

- Ready? - he asked with a little bit sad tone. You nodded slightly, so he got up and followed you to the door. He grabbed the keys and you both walked down the stairs to the parking lot. Seb took your suitcase and put it into the trunk. Then he threw keys to you. You grabbed them and smiled at Seb. He smiled at you and walked up to you, hugging you tightly. When you finally backed up, he looked at you a little bit nervously. - Listen, [Y/N]… I know it’s not the best time, but I was thinking that you… I don’t know, maybe you would need some time to think of it. I’d understand, if you don’t want it. It’d be okay, I’d understand.

- What? - you asked confused. Sebastian looked at you.

- Oh, right. I didn’t say what I meant - he chuckled nervously and put hand on the back of his neck. - So… Would you like to go out sometimes? I mean, not like just best friends, because honestly, I like you way too much and…

- What? - this time you were just purely shocked. - I don’t need time to think about it. Yes, I’d love to - you smiled widely. Seb sighed in relief as he smiled wider than you. Oh, he was so cute.

- Okay. Okay, so I’ll figure something out and when you’ll come back, we’ll go somewhere - he said grinning like happy kid.

- Sounds perfect to me, but now I’ve got to go. See you in three days, Sebby - you smiled and quickly got into the car, leaving Seb on the parking lot with smile brighter than anyone’s future.


Three days of morning and goodnight texts and you were back in town. Kind of nervous, because Seb wanted you to come on the set. You did it many times before, but now the feelings were out there and just… You just couldn’t.

Once you arrived your destination, you jumped out of your car and walked past guards, nodding to them and saying ‘hello’. They knew you, plus you were pretty sure Seb was talking all the time about how he asked you out and guards probably knew it. So you walked on the set. The first thing you saw was Chris’ back.

- Hello, Dorito man. How are you doing? - you patted his shoulder. He looked at you with wide smile.

- I was going to ask you the same thing - he chuckled. You raised your eyebrows. - You and Seb?

- Oh, I knew he won’t keep his mouth shut. I have to admit, I’m pretty nervous, but this iż how you’re suppose to feel before first date - you laughed slightly. The look on Chris’ face was changing now, from shocked, through excited, to angry. - He didn’t…

- Yeah, my best friend didn’t tell me he asked out his dream girl out - Chris sighed and crossed his arms on his chest. You wanted to say something, maybe comfort him a little bit, but your words just didn’t want to come out as your eyes landed on view in front of you. Someone yelled 'Action!’ and Seb in Winter Soldier’s costume ran through, camera right behind him. As he fought with Scarlett, you were left speechless. His muscles and wild, mad gaze was all you wanted to see now. His hair flying around his head, his muscles on full display, even when he was fully dressed. And his moves, sweet lord, his moves. So smooth and strong at the same time.

- Like what you see? - Chris asked, but you weren’t able to respond as you watched Sebastian showing off his fighting skills.

- Cut! - someone yelled again. - It was perfect! No need to making double take!

- Thank God - you heard Scar’s voice. - I bet you would rather to be between her legs, not mine - she chuckled, pointing in your direction. You were still standing next to Chris, with your mouth open.

- You’re both drooling! Yuck, get a room, you nasties! - Anthony yelled from the other side of the set. But neither of you heard him as you walked toward each other.

- Hey - he smiled at you. - I really would like to tell you I figured out where we can go, but…

- Oh, cut the crap. Pizza, my couch and Star Wars. That’s our plan for tonight - you laughed shortly.

- Sounds perfect, sweetheart - he nodded. - Wait here, I’ll just grab my things and we can go. I’ve already finished my part for today.

With that he ran away.


- You know, when I saw you today, fighting Scar…

- You were jealous? - Seb smirked and grabbed another slice of pizza, as 5th Star Wars move was about to start.

- Well, I hadn’t time to be jealous - you told him honestly. - You looked so… Ugh, it’s frustrating.

- I looked like…? - he turned his head to look at you.

- Let’s just say that if you choke someone in front of me with that angry, hateful and handsome face of yours, I’d jump on you right there and then - you took a bite of your pizza, trying to hide small emarrassment. Seb chuckled quietly.

- What you’re trying to say is that I’m sexy, when I’m angry? - you nodded and he chuckled once again. He grabbed your face and turned to him. You had mouth full of pizza, cheese still dangling from your lips, but Sebastian just pressed a kiss on your nose and let your face go. - You’re weird, but in good way - he sighed, pulling you closer to him. You let out quiet giggle and when you finally swallowed pizza, you turned to him. You placed kiss on his cheek, kiss full of crumbs, tomato and garlic sauce, but to him this kiss was sweet like cotton candy.

- We’re both weird, Sebby. You’re sometimes more weird than me - you chuckled quietly as you hugged him tightly.

And then you started to try to make that sound when ships were shooting lasers at each other. Seb just started to laugh.

She’s Leaving, Dean

Originally posted by hunterchesters

Pairing: SamxReader
Word count: 19,511 (holy fuck)
Warnings: Swearing, angry Sam, smut
Authors: Both of us
A/N: So, this is us just screwing around. We’re winging it. It’s making my computer laggy by sitting in drafts, so here’s the first part. Also, we tried to keep things as close to their personalities as possible, and if a power isn’t in the show…just go with it haha- Brittiny

“Sammy?” You called out, walking in the door. You’d been out on a solo hunt for a few days, and missed your best friend. You adored him, and would have jumped at the chance to be with him…but you didn’t think he felt the same way. Dean knew about your crush. It wasn’t like you did a good job of hiding it. 

Figuring that he was in his room, you dropped your bag off on your bed before walking to his. You debated on knocking or not. Normally it didn’t matter, so you shrugged it off. Opening the door, you hadn’t expected to see another person with him.

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(Translation) Honnou no Kajitsu vol. 3

本能の果実 Ver.3.0 幼馴染み双子と三角関係編 (R18! Proceed only if you’re above 18!)

CV. Fukushima Jun


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T/N: 3P FUKUJUNSSSS….. AAAAAAAAAA but there are some parts that are really strange (roleplaying involving the words papa & mama) so if you don’t like that stuff, stay away. I admit that I don’t like that part and I had a hard time typing/listening to that part, but that was one scene of roleplay and that’s it, so I just gotta survive and push through.

Other than that…. it’s probably an 7.5/10?? Smut-wise pretty hot though. I wish they had one more scene as their original self UNFF I LOVE THEIR ORIGINAL SELF SO MUCH

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Title: Aphrodisiac
Pairings: SasuSaku and NaruHina
Summary: Their double date turned out worse than they could have ever imagined… or did it?
Rated: M
A/N: idk i felt like writing something like antidote again lol ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)  it will be divided in three parts as well, and this is the first. part 2 is here and part 3 is here.

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“Do we really have to go?”

Sakura stopped applying lipgloss and looked away from her reflection in the mirror to frown at her husband. “Yes,darling, we promised we would go,” she said in an exasperated tone.

“It’s not like we are obligated to,” hemumbled as a reply, sinking lower into the bed. “We could simplysay we are not in the mood. Or we could come up with an excuse suchas ‘Sarada is not feeling well’ or-”

“Firstly, we are not liars. Secondly, we do notbreak promises. And thirdly, 'Sarada is not feeling well’ is theworst lie ever because her mother is one of the best medic ninjas in the world, so you need to improve your lying skills.”

Sasuke let out a sigh of annoyance. He did not want to leave his house tonight, let alone to have a double date. He preferred to stay home with Sakura – and to take advantage of the fact that they had already dropped their six-month-old daughter at Ino’s. She wouldn’t be back until tomorrow morning, which meant they had the house all for themselves for hours. Ever since the baby was born, they’d barely had time alone. 

They could not let this opportunity pass.

After a few moments of thinking, he rose from the bed and walked towards his wife as she continued glossing her lips. He pressed his front against her back, tenderly stroking her bare arms and sinking his nose into her pink hair. She was undisturbed by his actions, perhaps already well aware of his intentions. Still, he decided to give it a try.

“Come on, Sakura,” he said softly, moving one of his hands to her hips and meeting her green gaze through the mirror. “Let’s not go. The idiot won’t mind. We can have dinner with him and his wife some other time. Tonight, I want to stay home with you, go to bed early, hold you close against me, touch you all over and make you feel real-”

Suddenly, Sakura dropped her lipgloss and turned around to face him. Sasuke’s pulse accelerated instantly, hoping both that his tactic had worked and that he was getting some action sooner than expected.

Eyes hazy with longing, she circled his neck with her arms. “Oh, Sasuke-kun,” she purred, and he held her more tightly at the mention of that endearing suffix. “You’re so… so…” She bit her lower lip and blushed slightly. “So… crazy if you think you will get out of this one by seducing me.”

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One Night Mistake (Part two)

Part 1

[I didn’t wanted this to be so long! but there is going to be a part 3]

It’s been already two years since i last faced Luke Hemmings 

and a year and a half since i had my beautiful Baby girl Amelie, it’s incredible how much love you can have for such a little person. she is clearly the love of my life and that’s all the i needed to be happy. 

I’ve lived with my mother since i got pregnant, i didn’t want to keep living on LA and take the risk of having to run over Luke sometime, or even worst, over that bitch of her girlfriend. 

today was a great day, and nothing could be wrong today, because is a big day. 

today is Amelie’s second birthday, so my mother and i decided to run a little party for her. 

i was lying on my bed working on some pictures that i took the day before, while watching how my big brother playing on the floor with Amelie, that was giving little steps and collecting various toys of the floor and leaving them on his uncle’s lap. 

“Do you think she looks too dark on this picture?” i ask holding the laptop out so he could see what i was talking about. 

“I think she is fucking hot” he says watching at the picture. 

“Shut up” i softly punch his arm “Can you please not curse in front of my daughter?” i sigh “She’s already catching a lot of words, i don’t want her to go around saying the f word” 

“Okay okay” he laughs “Calm down” he jokes 

“i am calm” i softly say not taking my sigh away from the computer. 

i’ve been working for a photographer’s company for almost a year, and since i got to work on this company, everything seemed to go better for me, they pay me a good amount of money and at the same time i was doing what i love, so yeah, i ain’t mad about it. 

“Who’s her anyways?” he asks 

“A model” 

“Will you see her again? Can i come?” 

my phone starts vibrating by my side and i take it the second it starts playing the ringtone. 

“Hello?” i say 

“Heyyy” i hear the voice of best friend say on the other line “What’s up?” 

“hmm, just working” i say softly “How was watchington?” 

She giggles “It was awesome” pauses ”i meet a guy”

i frown “What? Melanie!!” i exclaim of joy “That’s awesome! how could you not tell me on skype” 

“I’m sorry!” she exclaims “but i really like him, and he agreed to come to new york with me, because he has some work to get done here anyways… whatever, i was wondering if you could meet us in an hour” 

i look at Amelie and how she was bouncing a little doll on his hand and giving it to her uncle, i sigh, looking for the best excuse i could have in this moment. don’t get me wrong, i wanted to meet Melanie’s new boyfriend, but what didn’t want is being the third wheel once again. 

“Actually, i have to pick up some stuff for Amelie’s Party…” 

“(Y/n)!!!” she fake cries already knowing that i was excusing myself “Please!!” 

“I’m not lying!” i exclaim, but i gave up “okay, maybe i am, but still i have to pick up the cake, and ballons and stuff” 

“Then we can come with you” she says, sounding proud for no reason. 

“Ugh! fine” i roll my eyes “we’ll see you at the French bakery in thirty minutes don’t be late” i hang up. 

still looking at my daughter, who started to walk to me and put her arms up so i could pick her, i took her in my arms so i could get her ready for the day. “Let’s go for a walk, honey”. 


i sit on the table in front of the bakery, with Amelie by my side waiting for Melanie to come. she was chewing on a piece of cookie, and babbling words that i couldn’t undestand. 

“Mommy look” she show me the her piece of chocolate chip cookie half way eaten and starts giggling. 

“That looks yummy” i say taking a napking and wiping the crumbles out of her face. “Can i have some?” i ask already taking a little piece of her cookie and putting it in my mouth “Mmmm” i say 

“mmm” she mocked me making me laugh for the fourth time today. 

She is the most beautiful baby i’ve ever seen, and ever since she started talking, she became officially the cutest girl in my life. her eyes were deep blue and she had a curly hazelnut hair,and little dimples, just like her father, she seemed to be a clear photocopy of him, and that’s what broke me the most, even when she was the most beautiful girl in your life, it was so sad for her to not grow up with a father and still look like him. 

“(Y/n)!!” you heard Melanie exclaim while feeling her throws herself at you and giving you a big hug “i missed you” 

“I missed you too” i say hugging her back. 

she directs her look to Amelie and gives her a big kiss on the cheek wishing her a happy birthday, making her giggle like crazy. 

“Oh my god, she’s so big” she exclaim still staring at her. 

i look at the boy by her side and i froze. standing in front of me was the one and only Calum hood, giving us a small wave with his hand and with his other hand, lacing Melanie’s fingers with his. 

“Hi (Y/n)” He greats. 

“Hi Calum” i say wanting to just walk out.

Melanie looked confused “Wait do you know each other?”  

“Y-Yes, mm, something like that” i stutter

“Awesome!” She exclaims “and if you guys don’t mind, i’m going to the restroom” 

she takes her purse with her and walks into the restroom. we share a long and uncomfortable silence while i drink from my coffee, waiting for something to make this end right now. 

“i’m glad to see you again” he says, finally breaking the ice. 

“Same” i nod caressing Amelie’s hair with one hand. 

“Is she your… sister?” he asks slowly. 

“My daughter” i nervously say. 

“Oh” he sighs “So it’s true”

i frown, obviously knowing what was he talking about. “may i ask what are you talking about?” 

“Well, Management said you were pregnant and that’s why you quit” he explained

“i didn’t quit!” i exclaim “They fired me” 

he eyes wide and his cheeks turned red “Oh god, that’s terrible, i’m sorry” 

“you don’t have to apologize” i sigh “However, i know you didn’t have anything to do with this” 

“Yeah, but i feel bad” he shrugs “You were a nice photographer, i mean, your last pictures were awesome, why would fired you for something like pregnancy?” 

“Ask Luke” i say, with an angry tone and starting to get real mad “I’m sure he has a good answer for you” i sigh “Sorry i have to go” 

i take my purse, pick Amelie setting her on my hip and take the box with the cake. 

“But we just got here” he frowns

“I have tons of things to do, i’m sorry” i say already walking out “See you guys tonight” 


Amelie’s Party was going just fine. 

she was running around the out back garden and giggling like crazy playing with her friends, so that meant she was having lots of fun. i was holding my camera in front of my face trying to get a good picture of her on her 2nd birthday, but it was impossible for me, since she was being so hyper. 

“Hey” Melanie sits beside me holding a cup of wine while i kept focusing my camera. 

“Hey” i say distractedly. 

“We need to talk” she sigh “Why did you left?”

i froze for a second before going back to my camera “sorry” i shrug “I had a lot to do, i couldn’t waste to much time in there, anyways” 

“Bullshit” she whispers so no one else but me could hear that. “(Y/n) i haven’t seen you in almost two months, and you act like you’re not interested on me at all” 

“Hey! That’s not true”i frown and finally snapping a picture of Amelie, walking on her way to me and smiling. “Yes!” i say for myself. before turning to Melanie that seemed to be mad at me “I’m so so sorry, okay?” i sigh “But i got nervous, Calum was there, and you perfectly know my reasons to be nervous” 

“Yeah, i guess you’re right” she sighs. 

Amelie finally walks to me and puts her little hands on my lap, trying to climb by herself on my lap before i pick her up and sit her. 

“Hi princess” i kiss her head and she started babbling random words once again. 

“So” Melanie says caressing Amelie’s hair “What do you think of Calum? Isn’t he cute?” 

i Chuckle “you picked a good one” i gently push on her shoulder “He’s a nice guy”. 

“I’m Glad you like him” she smiles. 

my brother comes running to me, excusing himself for interrupting our conversation. he seemed to be a little upset and that was confusing for me, since was rarely upset. 

“Brendon, What’s up?” i ask. 

“There’s someone here to see you” he says pointing to the door with his thumb. “Listen, (Y/n), i can just..) 

“no” i immediately answer “I’ll get it” i say setting Amelie  on his arm, before walking inside. 

the first thing that came to my mind was running to the door and you close it. the second thing was just letting him in and let him give me an explination. becuase by door of my house, there was Luke Hemmings, holding three big boxes and with a big smile on his face. 

“Hey (Y/n)” he smiles at me “I missed you..” 

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Allison Argent- Six Month Secret

Hiii(:. Can i have an Allison Argent Imagine where the reader is y/n mccall and is afraid to tell scott her and allison are dating but he catches them and is mad and then talks to someone (stiles , derek , lydia , idc) and he becomes okay with it??? Thanks lovieee((:

Y/N’s POV

The doorbell rang. I got up from my bed and scurried down the stairs. I bump into my brother, Scott. “Hey! Watch it!” I say angrily. “Sorry… I was just trying to answer the door.” Scott replies.  I roll my eyes and face the door and open it. Allison is standing there with a sheepish smile when she sees me. Her smile is contagious and her beauty is overwhelming.  “Hey.” Allison says. I smile back at her. Scott pulls the door open more to reveal himself. “Y/N, can you let Allison in?” He says jokingly.  “Oh. Yeah. Sorry.” I reply. Allison steps in. “Thanks for inviting me over.” Allison says while pulling me into a hug. I resist my normal hormonal teenager urges to kiss her passionately because… well… Scott doesn’t know we’re dating.

“Okay, well, me and Allison are going to go to my room.” I say trying to break this awkward tension. I grab Allison’s hand and pull her upstairs and close the door after she gets in. Allison comes up behind me and gives me a classic back hug making me smile. I turn around and look her in the eyes before gently kissing her. I push her back onto my bed and start intensifying the kiss. I start swadling her hips. Allison pulls away. I send her a pouty face before she speaks. “Are we ever going to tell Scott? I mean I just want him to know. It’s not easy keeping a secret from your brother. He lives here and we can’t do anything without risking him knowing. I just want to be able to kiss you in front of him…” Allison lets out something I suspect she has been keeping in for a while. “Allison… I’m sorry. H- How long did you feel this way…” I reply. “Ever since we started dating…” Allison says looking away from my glances. Allison and I started dating six months ago. Maybe it is time to tell Scott. I think to myself. “I’m just waiting for the right time. Babe, I love you… It’s just…” I don’t have the right words. This makes Allison angry at me. “What is it?! I have to keep a secret from my friend and your brother! I don’t want a secret relationship! It’s not only Scott who doesn’t know, It’s the whole fucking pack! Y/N, I don’t want this…!” Allison screams at me. I look terrified tears start forming in my eyes. I hate being screamed at. Allison’s expression changes from angry to comforting. “Y/N, honey, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’m sorry.” Allison says. I wipe the tears that have fallen from my eyes away. “I don’t want you to say you’re sorry. I’m the one who should be sorry.” I say while sniffling. Allison pulls me into a hug and holds me while I regain my pride.

One Hour Later…

Back at it again, Allison and I are making out on my bed. We disregarded the fighting and crying before. Allison sits on top of me. “I love it when you’re dominate with me.” I purr at her. She gives me a smirk before holding my wrists above my head and making the kiss even rougher. After the same make- out positions, Allison lets go of my wrists. “Is something wrong?” I ask. “No.” She giggles, “Do you maybe want to go further than just kissing…”. My eyes widen and she laughs at my reaction. I nod frantically. She laughs again saying, “You’ve got to work for it.”. “What..? Ugh.” I say, “You’re such a tease.” I hiss. “I know” she says. “Rub my back.” She demands. I sigh and give in. I start off with just massaging and she sighs. “Can you do something more like… Kiss me.” She asks. I stop rubbing her back and let my hands travel lower to her sides. I put my arms around her letting my hands hit her thighs. I start leaving a trail of kisses down her back. She lightly moans. “Okay let’s do it. I’m ready. Touch me.” She demands. “Now you want me to touch you? You are so rude. I had to work for this!” I say back to her. “Come on, babe.” She whines. I give in. She pins me down on the bed and starts kissing me again. She makes swift movements and climbs on top of me. Her legs spread on either side of me. My hands start caressing her back. “Put them somewhere useful.” She says. I do as she says and slide them down to her butt. She smirks. We both start moaning into the kiss. “Oh MY GOD!” Scott screams. “Scott? Oh shit!” Allison says. She climbs off me and Scott rushes out of the door. Allison glares at me as if this was my fault. “Can I come back in now?” Scott screams from outside my room from the hall. “Yes” Allison says. “What is this? Are you two having.. Sex? Are you dating? How long has this been going on for?” Scott kept questioning us with his tone getting angrier with each question. Allison speaks, “We have been dating for… about six months…”. “WHAT!? YOU KEPT THIS A SECRET FOR SIX MONTHS! WHAT THE F–” Scott screams. “I’m leaving. Let’s go” he says motioning to Allison. “What?” Allison says questioning what he wants her to do. “I’m taking you home.” Scott answers. Allison doesn’t want to make him even more angry so she agrees. She creeps over to the bed while Scott watches and faces me. She kisses me gently, “Bye…”. Scott glares at the two of us. “I can’t believe this…” He mumbles to himself.

Lydia’s POV

I heard my phone vibrate against my nightstand. Scott had texted me. “I’m coming over now.” Ugh. I have to get out of bed. I wonder what he wants.

It’s only been a couple minutes and I hear the doorbell ring. I rush downstairs to open it. “Scott, hey.” He walks in. “I just.. CAN”T BELIEVE THIS!” He screams. “What? Scott…, what’s wrong?” I ask kind of scared. “Allison and Y/N are dating! For like six months! I walk into Y/N’s room and there they are making out!” Scott screams. “What?! They didn’t tell me!” I reply pissed off at their lying. I sit with him and we talk things out. “Maybe they were scared of our reactions.” I say. Scott and I come to a final agreement to take this maturely and calmly.

Y/N’s POV

Scott’s been gone for an hour. Allison came back. It may sound wrong but… I just want to make out again. I mean… Allison is gorgeous and who wouldn’t want to kiss her? Right? Maybe? I’m just in need of her touch. “Can we continue?” I suggest. She glares at me. “Are you kidding? I’m never going to do that with you again. That was embarrassing.” She says. “WHAT? NO. YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!” I scream. “Well maybe if you weren’t so fucking horny all the time!” She says. “I’m not always horny. Oh my god. I can’t get turned on with my girlfriend?! And says you! You are more horny than me!” I say. “You invited me over to fuck!” She fights back. We send each other glares. She pulls me into a rough kiss. “Oh fuck. This is hot.” She says. We hear a knock on my bedroom door. I pout. “I just want to fuck.” I say. “Shut up!” Allison says. “Hey, guys…” Scott says. “I’m really sorry for how I acted before…If you want to date it’s none of my business. And it’s certainly none of my business if you two want to get… intimate…”. “Scott, that’s really mature of you. But you could’ve waited five more minutes because we were just going to do it.” I say. Allison smacks my arm, “You need to shut your mouth. Thank you, Scott. It’s nice how you actually didn’t kill me.” She says. “Well… As long as you’re happy, I guess I’ll learn to live with it. Bye…” He says as he leaves. I run up to the door and lock it. “So… Want to finally finish what we started.” I say. “In your dreams, McCall.” Allison replies. “Please, babe.” I say, “I’ll admit that I’m hornier than you.” “Then yes.” I pull her close and give her a kiss. “Top me, Argent.”

You taste so bitter and so sweet.

I needed some chering up over the weekend because of all the terrible thigs that took place in our world. Writing this gave me a little bit of help, and I hope it gives you too.  All my love to @supernim for the beta work.

This fic was inspired by this post. You can also read it here on Ao3

“Fuck this!” Stiles pressed the pillow in his face again and screamed “It’s the fucking fifth time just this week, I can’t take anymore barking from those damn hellhounds.” It didn’t matter what he did, he couldn’t get more sleep with all that noise .

See, Stiles loves dogs, he really, really does. But there is a big difference between liking a fluffy ball of happiness and having to put up  with two demon dogs barking at four in the morning when Stiles would love to get some shut eye. He had never laid eyes on the guy, but he heard his damn dogs barking all night, and every time he dropped by to ask the guy to do something about it, the guy was never home.

His apartment had a one bedroom suite, a kitchen, living room and a little balcony with a firescape. In all the honesty for the price they were asking, he would be actually living in pretty good conditions. Stiles loved his new home, it was small, looked like a hurricane had gone down on it  seventy percent of the time but it also had the impossible Stilinski charm.

The first few months were amazing, until his next door neighbour adopted two dogs and Stiles hero’s journey got his first villain.

Ugh, I might as well go earlier to work, he thought while taking a shower, and resigned himself to another day feeling unsettled and restless due to lack of sleep.

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Candy Shop

BTS : V and Jimin

First try doing smut …i hope You like it ~♥

“EHHH… ? REALLY ??!! “ You opened refrigerator to figure out that there is nothing … AGAIN ! You went into the room where the culprits was playing in some game on x-box….” Yah .. V… Jimin …there is nothing in refrigerator again …” Non of them even looked at you. “ Oh….so will You go to store to buy something,____-ah?”. Jimin asked without taking his eyes off the TV screen. “ Nooo … ?!! If you ate everything you could at least tell me before…” You said annoyed and went toward your room… You could hear behind Your back Taehyung’s quiet voice. “  You pissed her off  Jimin-ah “. You walked into your room and locked the door.

Although You have been leaving with them for a long time, You are still angry with them despite knowing what they are really like. You have been friends for so long but You never cared that they are idols. But You too have Your limit… You started to walk around the room all in nerves that after a while lie down violently on the bed. You beat your arms and legs in bed moaning how much they work on your nerves …”But they are so hot …., Ugh! “ You growled on Your own thoughts. They are your friends ..only friends. You repeated to yourself in thoughts, but at some time you started to look at them in a different way. Almost every night You had incredible erotic dreams about them. Once with one of them,once with another, and then suddenly with both of them …. Waking up in the morning after an intense night, You felt how very wet You are.

Lying on the bed once again You caught yourself on thinking about how it could be, how good they must be … as dancers they certainly know how to move well … You started to blush and bite your lips. The heat began to hit the lower parts of your body. “No, no, no …” Shaking Your head You slowly got up of bed and set on edge of it. Suddenly you had a craving for something sweet  … You got up of bed violently at the moment when you remind yourself about small lollipop, which Your friend gave You. Giving it to you to bring happiness, for sad moments, to anger changed into delight … That’s what she said to You …“Delight … Ehh interesting how lollipop can provide it?” You moaned softly because of frustration that You felt  ….

 You unpacked lollipop and immediately put it in your mouth. Strawberry flavor mixed with Your saliva and then You caught for Your favorite book and walked out headed for the room where the boys were sitting. None of them even turned attention when You set down on the chair next to the couch.You started reading and then gently pulling out a lollipop from Your mouth, You made a small sound. You haven’t been embarrassed since You were still quite angry with the boys. Suddenly with eye account You noticed that Taehyung noded his head drawing Jimin’s attention to You. Feeling their eyes, You started to play with lollipop and moving Your tongue around it. After a while You put it between Your lips and started gently peel it both ways to utter delicate sound again. At the same time, you noticed the boys was whispering something to each others ear, and suddenly they both began to look You straight in the eyes with a stupid grin. “What is it ..?” You asked confused, when Jimin suddenly stood up from the couch, grabbed You by the wrist and threw intensively on the couch. “What are you doing, you idiot?! ” You growled still having a lollipop in Your mouth, feeling Jimin’s hands keep your wrists above Your head.

V came near you, and grabbed the stick of the lollipop to take it out of Your mouth and put a lollipop to his slightly protruding tongue.

Looking deep into Your eyes he slowly put it to his mouth. Thinking about his tongue the hot air hit Your cheeks. You swallowed large amount of saliva and parted Your lips with desire.  "How long was You going to tease us ..____- ah? “ Jimin said approaching his face to Your ear. His wet tongue touched your ear, and from Your lips escaped soft moan. V giggled. "I think You have been thinking for a long time about what we could do to You, right ____- ah?” V said, gently massaging his lips with wet lollipop. Saying nothing, your cheeks became even more red than before.  And in your mouth had gathered another excess of saliva to swallow. Unfortunately, You didn’t had chance to do that because you felt that Jimin’s hand from your wrist landed on your jaw gently forcing You to looked into his eyes. They were filled with lust and passion. “I’ll take that as yes.” Jimin said in an incredibly sexy way and his lips landed on Yours.

Sucking and licking Your lips he insistently trying to let him for more. How hot and soft his lips were made You could not longer reject Your own desires. You opened Your mouth letting his tongue fluently explore Your interior. You felt as pleasant currents are landing at the bottom of your stomach and spread lower and lower. Your tongue came out to meet his, and when they finally collided with each other You have given a deep groan. “Fuck … You’re so hot ____- ah!” You could only hear Taehyung’s subdued voice. Jimin broke Your passionate kiss to growl deep in Your mouth. “Oh God …You taste so incredible!” From the corner of Your and his mouth flowed negligible amount of your combined saliva.

Jimin moved away from You a little bit and lifted Your body gently upward to begin to take off Your shirt. You have not even noticed that V found himself naked behind Your back and began to unbutton Your bra. Once this is done,  he threw it on the floor and his hands began to massage Your breasts gently making You bend of excitement, asking for more. You could feel on Your back Taehyung’s hard member , which throbbed with excitement. His skin was so nice and smooth.

Jimin was watching the whole scene from above and began to take off his clothes. View of his muscles You probably will never find bored. Watching them on TV or on the Internet is something completely different. He was so close and Taehyung’s body indulged incredible warmth to Your body. His breath became heavier with every minute of it and land on Your neck. Jimin took a lollipop from his mouth, seeing how much he wants taste You. V began to kiss Your arm, neck and moved higher and higher until he came to Your ear. “Kiss me ____- ah!” V whispered gently and You almost immediately turned Your head enough that he could touch Your lips with his own. At once You opened Your mouth to give him a sign how much You want his tongue inside You. Strawberry taste of his mouth and tongue with an extra touch of his hands on Your chest made that You became more wet. Your gentle moans even more excite the boys. Jimin took off Your skirt and panties with one smooth move.

V took Your hand and has placed it on his dick. He showed You how to touch him. You caught it all by hand. V tilted his head back and gave a loud groan. “AHH … Your hand is so nice!” He groaned and started to kiss You again uttering a slight growl from the feeling Your hand moving around his penis. Suddenly You felt Jimin delicate fingers caressing your clitoris. You started moaning with abandon. “Yes … ahh Jimin-aaaah ….”. “Do you like this way? You want to feel my fingers in You ____- ah? ” Jimin growled holding a lollipop in one hand and caressing Your gentle spot with other. “Yeee..ss .. ahh .. please” Your voice broken by gentle moan, when suddenly you felt like his wonderful fingers slip into You with great ease. Your hand clenched tightly on Taehyung’s dick by what he groaned through clenched teeth. “Fuck …” Jimin’s fingers started to moving faster in You to suddenly stop. When he took them completely out of Your wet interiors You have given of yourself frustrated groan. Desiring more You raised your hips upwards. “Jimin ….”. “I know … ____-ah be patient darling” …

Jimin stepped back a bit to lick the lollipop again which was in his other hand. “Say ____- ah, You like lollipops that much? Maybe I should start fuck You with it? hmm What do you think ____- ah? ” Jimin growled.

At this point Taehyung hissed with excitement and took Your hand of his dick. “I think it might be fun … Jimin-ah” V said and grabbed both of your wrists based behind your back. At the moment You were ready for everything they will do with You. In Your head was confusion. Delight alternated with mixing. You wanted them for so long, and now Your every fantasy about them began to pursue. Jimin stepped forward and placed a lollipop near to Your mouth that You could lick it. You staged tongue and at that moment You felt Jimin’s one, who delightfully licked the other side of lollipop. After a while you forget about lollipop and your tongues began to dance in the air. Jimin pulled away slowly and you was going after his breath. Taehyung has prevented you move away. You have given another frustrated groan which caused a smile on their faces.

Jimin approached lollipop to Your input and gently move it up and down. He did this for a while when suddenly gently began to push against the entrance. The sound of Your wet inputs began to be louder. With it, Your quiet moans became more audible. It’s such a strange feeling. Wet and sticky lollipop made that You become increasingly wet and excited. Lollipop after a while was in You, and Jimin began to turn it in both directions leading You to the madness. “Feels good ____- ah? Do you like to be fucked in this way? ” Taehyung asked, licking his lips at the same time and squeezing your nipples. You moaned loudly biting Your lips. Jimin took out and pulled a lollipop to your mouth. “Taste yourself baby.” Jimin said and put lollipop in Your mouth. You looked deeply into each other’s eyes. You licked lollipop with such a passion that Jimin parted lips passionately, his breath quickened.

“I think it’s my time to fuck You ____- ah”. Jimin groaned and turned You on the belly. You put Your hands in front of You and lift hips up begging him to walked in. At the height of Your face was Taehyung’s penis , which began gently pulsate when Your eyes were on him. He was even bigger than You thought, just as Jimin’s. “Suck me … ____- ah..suck like the lollipop,” V said, and grabbed Your hair in a strong embrace. You caught his penis with Your hand, and You could felt the blood pulsing in it. You took the tip of his penis in Your mouth and started suck gently. Taehung’s head leaned back, gritted his teeth and Your hair in his hand. You took him deeper into Your mouth and started to move faster and faster. “Ye … s … baby, You’re so warm and pleasant”. V moaned through his teeth, when suddenly Jimin put his dick into You without warning. You shouted with pleasure still having other boy’s penis in Your mouth. Jimin wasted no time and immediately began to push into You hard. Your body and head was moving forward giving a double delight to V, who was very close to climax. His hand squeezing Your hair gave Your head even faster rate. “Fuck … .ahhh … so good …”  Taehyung moaned in the highest voice so far and after a while you felt his sperm on the back of Your throat. Without hesitation You tried to swallow everything. Jimin slowed down a little that You could swallow, and his friend could remove his dick from Your throat.

Once V stepped aside to make You more space, Jimin began to move faster and faster moaning your name and squeezing your hips, leaving red marks on them. You were not able to control Your voice and in a moment you spent the last groan and screamed name of the person responsible for it. You reached orgasm and current mastered Your whole body. You put Your head on the couch, and shortly after You, Jimin came in You, filling You with his sperm, warming Your inside even more. “Oh …fu..ck … ____-ah  You’re so tight.” Jimin moaned and his body collapsed on Yours.

Jimin began to chuckle in Your hair, proud of himself and what he did to You. He descended from you and collapsed on the floor panting. “I think we must go to the candy shop soon Jimin-ah” V said jocular tone. “Haha … I think so.” Jimin answered still breathing hard. “But next time ____- ah ..” Taehyung broke in half and came up to You. He kissed You on the forehead and looked deep into Your eyes. “Next time I’ll fuck You sweety ~” He said, singing tone and lay down next to You.

“I guess… i will need to thanks Unni for present…” You said quietly. “What did You said baby ?” Jimin asked.

“Ah..no .. nothing…”




 *  A few days later Jimin told his hyung exactly what happened  *


“So do You want some lollipop ~♥ ? “

I hope You enjoyed it as much as i do ~♥ haha Love You~!

Suzy

Breathe Me - Hakyona One shot

Timeline: Modern Time AU
Rating: M, for lovey dovey times ;)
Also in: AO3 

A/N: Sooo, this is a thing i actuall started a long while ago but only finished like, yesterday. This was ment to be my incursion into smut writing but then life got in the way and it the story took over me and it ended up being longer than i ever expected it to be. My longer hakyona to the moment, yay!
Infinite thank yous, once again, to the MVP Aure aka @terracottasky​ for betain this shit every step of the way and for sticking around when thing in my life got strange and i culd seem to wrap this one.
It’s not my best work ever, i admit, but i still hope, from the bottom of my heart, that you enjoy a long shot of HighSchool!Hakyona with some angst and fluff and love :D


Breathe Me

“Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me

And breathe me”


I even bought matching underwear” She had said.


And just like that Hak didn’t want to fucking go to fucking prom. Fuck prom. Fuck Soo-Won. Fuck everything. Fuck, shit, fuck, shit, damn, FUCK.


Her eyes widened after her own comment and she gasped. It had only slipped her, he wasn’t supposed to know any details about her undergarments but still, he did. The realization hit him like a bucket of cold water. If he could have died right there of a heart attack that would have been just fine.


“Wow” Was the only thing that came out of his mouth, because what else could he say? She covered her mouth with both hands and whispered an “oh my god” under her breath.


He wished they weren’t neighbors. If only their houses weren’t so close, if only they hadn’t lived there their entire lives, if only their windows weren’t facing each other (even connected by a little roof), maybe he wouldn’t have fallen so fucking deep for her and wouldn’t have to spend all of these hours thinking about how she’s gonna be in someone else’s arms today. She bought matching underwear, for fucks sake, how much did she wanted it to happen? And if she wanted it, it was gonna happen because if he knows something about Yona is that she always gets what she wants.


Fuck.

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Bri Reviews-Hit the Floor S3 Ep4

Hit the Floor. Season 3. Episode 4.

This review is typed scene by scene. I used name headings to make it easier to read. I will also save “The Scene” for last. I have a lot to say about that. HAHA!

Sloane, German and Ahsha

Wasn’t this scene creepy? It was only scary because we know what German has done. I am still side eyeing Pete for having Ahsha move out in the first place. She wasn’t living with German at the beginning of the season, so wouldn’t she had moved in with him a long time ago if that’s where she wanted to be? Huh Pete? When German told Sloane he wouldn’t let Ahsha out of his sight, I got chills. He has said several things that have made me feel afraid for Ahsha. I also picked up on Sloane telling Ahsha not to worry about Oscar. Why do I have a feeling that Oscar will send someone after Ahsha just to mess with Sloane? I hope I’m wrong.

Kyle and Beau

Am I the only one who doesn’t like this guy? There is something off about Beau and I haven’t picked up on what it is. Maybe I’m being biased because I want Benny to come back into the picture. I also find it interesting that Beau and Kyle are starting to bond in their special way again. I’m assuming the guy doesn’t know Kyle and Raquel are married, unless I missed this moment. What happens if Kyle and Beau get serious? Yeah, Raquel is in deep trouble if that happens.

Terrence and Derek

This scene made me feel bad for Derek. Here he is being a great friend and Terrence is stabbing him in the back. I get that Terrence felt guilty, but that doesn’t take away what he did. I see Jelena clearly doesn’t give a damn about their friendship and is all about the business. We will see how that works out in the end.

Zero and Jude

Alright, I will have to admit that I didn’t want to slap Zero at all this episode. He usually gets under my skin but he was good in episode 4. I am here for him scheming against Jelena and telling Jude about the deal he made. I know the deal was more about helping Jude but him telling Jude this information got it into the right hands. You go Zero! You get .5 of a brownie point. I still don’t trust him though.

Lionel and Jude

Like I said, Zero telling Jude that information got it into the right hands. I knew Lionel would get a hold of that information sooner or later. I honestly thought Zero would have told her himself.

Ahsha, Lionel and Jelena

Why can’t these three women just team up and get along? That would be the easy way out, right? I adored this scene simply because Lionel bumped Jelena’s ego once again. When she gave Ahsha that $200,000 dance, Jelena saw red. You could tell she was beyond pissed about Lionel doing that. Jelena’s face was priceless! The way Lionel is messing with Jelena in every episode is hilarious. Miss Howard didn’t know what she was getting herself into when she brought Lionel into the mix. That was the best mistake she could have ever made. I’m loving the reads Lionel is giving Jelena and I hope they continue.

Pete, Jelena and Terrence

When I saw them meeting with Pete I knew there would be fuckery. I won’t call Pete dumb (I am really close to calling him a dumbass) but he’s more oblivious. It is very frustrating for the viewers because we know what is up with the situation and honestly Pete should too.  He knows Jelena is the devil’s daughter but he decides to play with fire anyway? I understand he is trying to get Lionel out but come on Pete, be smarter about it.

Pete and Sloane

I love Sloane’s independence and how she is wanting to protect herself. Her at the gun range was bad ass. TT actually learned how to shoot the gun. Alright now!

I also loved how she told Pete that pairing with Jelena and Terrence was a horrible idea. Then Pete had the nerve to say “She has Terrence” like that would stop her from being evil. Has it stopped her before because I believe she is still screwing with your daughter? I could have bopped Pete in the head this entire episode. He needs to open his eyes because obviously he is blind to a lot of things that are in his face. 

Lucas and Jude

I was liking Lucas at first. Too bad that went left but we’ll touch on that later. I know Zude shippers want this guy to suffer after what he pulled. He tricked me into thinking he was really into Jude and I was rooting for that. Add Lucas to the list of fuckboys.

Ahsha, Jelena and the Devil Girls

Once again Ahsha takes charge. I am proud of this girl for standing up to Jelena without even being a bitch to her. Jelena never practices with the girls and I never understood that. Ahsha made sure she knew she wasn’t special and Jelena was seething. HAHA! Jelena has been taking L’s this season. FINALLY!

German and Pete

Here comes oblivious ass Pete again. German has lost his mind, that isn’t a secret. It was a bold move for him to enter someone else’s office and break their things. Are you really that crazy and angry? The way he smashed Derek’s picture pretty much sums of German’s feelings at this point. The guy is a mad man ready to explode at any given moment. Pete smh. He didn’t find any coincidence in German “breaking” Derek’s picture. Nothing about that made him stop and think. Besides, that picture was sitting on a low shelf and shattered like that on a carpeted floor? Okay Pete, you have to start using your thinking skills. I don’t even think the thought of it being Derek’s picture crossed his little mind. Ugh! Like I said, German had some nerve going into that man’s office and breaking that picture.

Jude and Zero

Jude has been paying Zero dust for the past two episodes and rightfully so. Zero isn’t giving the man what he wants and he has every right to be angry about being kept in the closet. All he wants is to be loved. Is that wrong?

Finally Zero opens up and tells the man he loves him. Hot diggity dog. “I love you, stupid.” That is so Zero by the way. LOL! I was happy Jude told him that wouldn’t be enough. You can love the man all you want, but if you aren’t willing to claim him in public then goodbye. You tell him Jude! Sorry, I just think Jude is adorable and I don’t like seeing him stepped on by these men. They better recognize.

Ahsha and Derek

Our babies! These two make my heart sing with every scene they have together this season. I find it hilarious that guy thought Ahsha was a prostitute. He was being extra. Then who comes in and saves the day? Derek Mf’n Roman. Why is this man so damn dreamy and fine? Why? It almost isn’t fair. All that melanin glistening in that Vegas sun…chile! I loved how he came in and basically told dude he would kick his ass if he didn’t back away from Ahsha. Funny how he switched off the protective Derek Roman mode and sat down as though everything was cool. HAHA! Ahsha couldn’t even get her thoughts together. Notice she didn’t correct him about saying “my girl”. Him coming in the way he did had her all hot and bothered. Yeah, we were fanning ourselves too Ahsha.

Terrence and Sloane

Loved this scene! Besides Kimberly Elise looking flawless, I loved Sloane’s attitude. She wasn’t here for Jelena at all and let Terrence know that up front. When she asked him why he was with Jelena, we already knew his answer. It’s obvious that Jelena is different with Terrence and he sees a softer side of her. That still didn’t seem to move Sloane because she swerved that deal. Do you think she really cares about how Jelena is different with him? The girl has screwed with her and Ahsha from the time they got there. I’m glad Sloane paid them both in dust. Pete, take notes.

Ahsha and Derek

Again, Derek comes in with the win. When Ahsha was asked why they weren’t together anymore, she looked like she has no idea how to answer that. Then Derek Roman flies in and pretty much tells the world he ruined their relationship. This was the sweetest gesture! He took the blame for them failing as a couple and that shows so much growth in his character. Would the Derek Roman in season 1 do this? I think not. You can tell Ahsha was moved by his speech. You see that look she gave him at the end of the scene? Him owning up to his mistakes in front of everyone was a big step and she knows that.

Note: The interviewer called them the “IT” couple. Let that marinate.

Sloane and Pete

Sloane is not here for Jelena. I love how she told Pete there was no chance in hell that she would work with Terrence and Jelena. See, if Pete would have gotten that same speech from Terrence, he would have fallen for it. You know he would. Sloane is right about Terrence too. HE IS WHIPPED! So whipped that he would stab his best friend in the back.

Jelena and Pete

This is when I thought Pete would come through. After this conversation with Sloane, I figured Pete would tell Jelena no on the deal. I get he is trying to protect Sloane and get Lionel out, but what he did was stupid. Why on earth would you give this speech about Jelena hurting the two important women in your life then still agree to work with her? I don’t have any more words for this because Pete really screwed the horse on this one.

German and Ahsha

Did she really kiss this man with the same lips she put on…nevermind. BAHAHAHA! Once again, German looks out of it. Wonder what he was doing while Ahsha was in Vegas? Visiting graves? Screaming out Olivia’s name?

Jelena and Ahsha

After Pete pretty much tells her he doesn’t appreciate her messing with his daughter, she goes and does it again. Ha! I figured she wasn’t done with that because Ahsha is a threat to her. Jelena is in downfall mode.

Sloane and the bodyguard

Man, things are getting crazy dangerous. Oscar isn’t playing around and the fact that the bodyguard told her to get the help of the police says a lot.

Pete and Telena

This scene gave me all types of life. The MVP awards go to Derek and Lionel in this scene. The way Derek looked at Terrence when he came out of that office burned a hole through my TV. That man was so pissed off he probably could have hurt Terrence. Then here comes Lionel with that signature red lipped smirk. I love her when she’s not messing with Sloane and Ahsha. Telena  got the carpet ripped out from under their feet and didn’t even see it coming. I loved the exchange between Pete and Lionel too. When she did that fake cry then laughed, I hollered. This lady is genius!

German’s Crash

Is it wrong that I laughed? Like I really laughed out loud. I knew he wasn’t going to die but I didn’t see the crash coming at all. Hmm, karma much.

Zero and Jelena

More brownie points for Zero in this scene. I figured Zero would find a way to get Jelena back from her stunt last season. This was the perfect revenge. Plus he didn’t really want to get rid of Derek? Okay, I can deal with you a little more Zero although you aren’t completely out of the dog house. Jelena has multiple eggs sitting on her face now. Good for her. 

Terrence and Derek

I swear Derek has the best one liners. His “Rot on the bench” line was “Drown bitch” all over again.

The Dance

I loved this dance so much! It took me back to my dance school days when we had to use chairs as props. This dance was very technical and different. I enjoyed seeing them use props because it brought a different flavor to the dance. Great number from the Devil Girls.

Zude Kiss

Lucas wasn’t who I thought he would be. For him to really dog Jude out like that pissed me off. I do hope he comes back though because I would like to see more interaction with him and Zero. Think Zero will punch his lights out for messing with his boo?

Then Zero finally comes out and kisses Jude…IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY! The reactions from each character was epic. I think Jelena’s was the best one though. The girl was probably pissed about not knowing they were a thing so she could blackmail Zero.

German and Ahsha

Does anyone know how he got home from the hospital? I’m going to guess he got a cab. The guy was clearly high on meds. When he admitted to killing Olivia, I screamed. I wasn’t expecting him to do that at all and especially not this soon. Clearly his meds have him blabbing off at the mouth.

What does Ahsha do now? I know I would have been out of that apartment in a heartbeat. The man was already yelling Olivia’s name in his sleep, now he’s saying he killed her? That would be enough for me. No questions or answers needed. Bye German! What else does Ahsha need to see or hear at this point? Run girl! You in danger.

NOW FOR THE SCENE

Let me take a breath before I can actually type this out.

I wasn’t expecting a scene like this between Dersha. I really wasn’t and they went beyond what I imagined. I even wrote a fanfic about how I thought Vegas would go down. Yep, they went above and beyond that by far.

So we start out in the casino with Ahsha trying to sneak away when the guy yells “Hey, a Devil Girl.” I loved Derek’s response to that. The Devil Girl. Awww! Then we finally get her at the table where Derek is all up on her. Ya’ll know she felt the “Good D” which had her all out of sorts. When he blew on the dice, it was over. She was way too turned on by that and he made it even worse by getting all up in her ear. How they made it all the way up to the room is the question. What went down in the elevator because those Vegas rooms are far away from the casino at times?

When they got to that room…..let me gather myself. When they finally made it to the room, the magic occurred. Did you all see how desperate and hungry those kisses were? Did you?! They have been feigning for each other for a long time and it was obvious in those kisses. I enjoyed seeing Ahsha take charge in the first part of the scene. The girl slammed the man against the wall and began ripping his clothes off. Then all of a sudden she disappears on the floor. The way his hands were in her hair….I seriously cannot with these two. All I will say is, she wasn’t searching for lost pennies down there. You better Ahsha! Then he helps her out of the dress and bites her ass. I was too through by then. The man actually bit her ass. This occurred twice! Dammit Derek. Ahsha rode that man like she was trying to win the rodeo and then they move to the window. The damn window looking out on the beautiful view. By this time, I am on the floor. This was just too much for me to handle when I wasn’t prepared in the first place. I don’t know if everyone has seen the uncensored version but you need to go to vh1.com to view it. You need this in your life, okay? These two were actually butt ass naked in the uncensored version of the scene. I can’t. James LaRosa is seriously trying to end me. I mean, how many positions did they accomplish that night? I honestly got dizzy. The girl was upside down at one time. This scene was very beautiful and I’m proud. They really did the damn thing. The actors were fully committed which made the scene that much better. You cannot deny the chemistry there. The chemistry they have is fire!

I don’t know how many times I have watched that scene. We’ll just say, it has been more than 10 times. Way over 10 actually. HAHA! Although, I really appreciated getting that epic love scene, now it’s time for Ahsha to get serious. I am not here for her going back and forth between Derek and German. This isn’t season 1 and she needs to figure out what she’s going to do. Leading both mean on is not cool and is dangerous. The scary thing is Ahsha doesn’t know how dangerous the situation has gotten. German isn’t the same guy from season 1. Derek has put it all out on the table and put the ball in her court. Breaking up with German is the best bet, although it is dangerous. But she is in a lose-lose state right now. She can dump him and he loses his marbles but staying is also out of the question.  There is no doubt in my mind that Ahsha is in love with Derek Roman. She is not in love with German anymore. Sure, she has love for him and cares about him but she is no longer in love with him. That is why she needs to go ahead and break that off because leading German on will only make matters worse. I want a deep discussion from Dersha. We know they are way deeper than sex. Them having sex in Vegas does not fix the issues they have yet to talk about. I need that to happen this season. Even if it means yelling at each other, they need to talk and call each other out on their mess. I need for Ahsha to tell Derek how she feels because he has done his part. Now it is on her to do her part. We know she loves him and those feelings are deep, but to hear those words come out her mouth would be nice. Toying around with German is not where it’s at and she needs to end that immediately. Because let’s be honest, will she leave Derek alone. No. That’s not going to happen.

We don’t get Hit the Floor next Monday but that gives everyone time to recover. I will post my predictions once we get more previews for Episode 5.