ugh he's

oh god… just a thought, maybe this fitness challenge is not literally Cap challenging a bunch of high school students to beat his running record? Maybe it’s idk, Cap challenging these sedentary mobile phone addicted youths to do a bunch of totally doable exercises and they’ll do it because they look up to him?

anonymous asked:

Book of the Atlantic has reawakened my shameless crush on Undertaker, so could I ask for a modern AU with a protective Undertaker? That's what my heart needs right now ;v; (bless u tbh)

Honestly I need to find somewhere I can watch Book of the Atlantic or see more trailers or SOMETHING because I am sooooo ready for it. As a gift my friend gave me the manga that has the beginning of the Campania arc and UGHHHH I’m just so excited. XD

But!! Thank you so much, you’re so sweet!! Bless sweetie pie anons like you tbh <3

Tsk, tsk, tsk. What ‘ave we ‘ere, eh? Looks like someone’s a l’il spooked.”

The moment you hear that, you know everything’s going to be okay. There isn’t anything your boyfriend can’t keep you safe from, including the darkness that’s surrounded you from the moment you stepped onto the street. There’s really no telling what’s out here, who’s out here, and you could just stumble into trouble in a split second.

But here he is. Your sweet Adrian has come to the rescue, thank God.

He greets you with a lazy kiss as he swings an arm around your shoulders. The other carries a plastic bag, and were it not for his unusually long hair, he would look just as unassuming as anything. “Well, looks like I got ‘ere jus’ in the nick’a time, didn’t I?” he chuckles, only poking a little fun at you. It doesn’t really bother you, anyway; you’d rather have him with you and you’re not ashamed that he knows it. “Lord only knows why y’ ‘ave ta work so late. ‘S okay, though, I mean – I kinda like walkin’ y’ ‘ome. Once I find y’,” he adds with a grin.

“Pff, shut up.” You smile back, sliding your arm around his waist for added comfort. Those bright eyes of his could cut through any darkness, and it’s not so bad with him around. “Did you have dinner without me?”

The bag in his hand lifts up and he shakes it, his grin staying. “Did y’ know that Chinese place down the block ‘s open 24 hours now? I swear, love, Victorian England was cultural bliss, but I can’t tell y’ ‘ow nice it is not ‘avin’ ta cook a full meal every single night.” Another kiss is given, this time to your cheek and with an audible sound. “More time ta spend with y’, too.”

“Mm. Don’t worry, I believe you.” You’re just starting to relax when a sound from somewhere behind you makes you jump. What was that? Is someone following us? Is it an animal? “Adrian–”

Before you even say anything, his arm has tightened around you to pull you closer. That’s where you always feel safe – right against him, nestled close enough that his scent swallows you whole. “’S alright, darlin’, I promise! Jus’ the wind. Even if it was someone…” More kisses are pressed to your cheek and forehead as he walks, taking you straight home. “The ol’ Undertaker ‘ere wouldn’t let ‘em lay a ‘and on y’.”

A soft sigh leaves your lips, and you lean your head against him. “I know, baby, I know.” Ah. Nobody else makes you feel safer.


Kathryn shoved her way free and hurried to the hall. Victor was surprisingly fast on his feet behind her.

Victor: Kathryn! Don’t go there.
Kathryn: Why not?
???: Why not upstairs, why not… No way, she’s here! SHE is here!
Kathryn: Is Sleeping Beauty in the house, right now?
???: Where else would she be, stupid?
Kathryn: Well I don’t know!

She started skipping up the steps got to the top of the stairs only a few steps before he did.

Victor: You need to stop listening to her, Kathryn.
Kathryn: Her? Who?
???: What is he talking about?
Kathryn: I don’t know.
Victor: Kathryn.
???: Ugh, just ignore him! He’s not being nice! Hey, to into one of the rooms.
Kathryn: Which one?
???: That one, choose that one!
Victor: Kathryn!

His voice was a loud hiss, his arms around her stopping her movement. He was trying to be quiet, trying to keep her quiet, she knew. It made her even more interested in what was behind that door, past the pictures of the two idiotic spawns. Oh how she wanted to know now.

abookandacoffee  asked:

21 + 29 + 35 for the ask for (bob lohengrin) MORIEL


21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?

I think Mor is obsessed with clothes. Not so much the fashion of it all, though she does love that too, but more so the way clothes can shape and define a person. I think she loves dressing up, finding colors that make her feel bold and alive and using them as a tool to get her where she wants to go and influence people in the Hewn City. But I also think she obsesses (quietly and gently) where Az is concerned because - ugh, poor shadow bat, he never takes time for himself!!! EVER!! But the clothes - the clothes! Mor just wants to see him out of his leathers. Anything that isn’t leather is like sweet, sweet nectar on her tongue because it means her love is relaxed somewhat. Az wears what are basically soft track pants to bed and nothing else and it drives her crazy because when is he ever so chill? So carefree? So exposed? And when he goes out to Rita’s with her and she sees he’s wearing a tunic or a shirt she had bought him the week prior, it makes her light up. She gives him fresh socks to wear when he goes on missions and empties his bland shampoo bottles to refill them with something scented that is simple because he deserves it even if he doesn’t think he does. And helping him dress or undress is like a ritual for her, a ceremony she never wants to give up. And he likes her helping him. It makes him feel less alone, like he is still capable and has someone to come home to. I don’t know why, but I’ve always just felt like clothes are kind of a silent language between them, a way to communicate and say, hey I see you or hey this is how I feel today without having to say it at all.

29. Who is the better cook?

AZRIEL WITHOUT A DOUBT (Though really it’s Cassian, but you know…). Azriel can bake pretty well, but he’s not so bad at cooking and is much more inclined to at least stay home and try to make something on nights off than Mor. Mor is much more on the same page as Rhys - “Can’t we just go out and buy food?? That little cafe by Rita’s spices my curry just right!” Az usually teases her about this because he knows Mor only likes going out because she can never spice her food right, like, at all. And he knows she cares because she tries. Mor tries really, really hard to cook. Mostly when Az isn’t there, but he knows. He can smell the burned food when he comes home and Mor is really lazy about taking out the trash, so he usually finds the evidence of it too. But she tries anyway. She’ll fail and give up a for a time, but then she’ll get the idea into her head to surprise Az with something, it goes terribly wrong, and then she has to pretend she never tried in the first place and wanted to go out all along. Azriel thinks its funny…. until she tries to help him cook and just gets in the way. It’s one of the few times he gets irritated with her. But eventually, she wears him down. Something liquidy or soft will end up getting thrown or smashed on someone’s face (Az’s face - it’s Az’s face) and someone will giggle furiously about it (Morrigan - Morrigan will giggle) until said food is thrown back at them and dinner becomes forgotten, but hey, they’re having sex in the middle of the kitchen and well damn if chocolate sauce doesn’t suddenly taste a million times better licked off Az’s chest and wow Mor’s lips go really well with honey and sugar. It is… a mess and it’s wonderful. :D

35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?

MORRIGAN. I mean, come on, she is the total party planner of the group. Whether they go out or stay in, they are going to do something and she is in charge of it all. (Except the food, because, well, see above for details.) When it comes to Azriel, she has to kind of rein it in a bit and feel him out. He’s quiet. He’s not hugely into celebrations. That wasn’t something he got when he was younger, but unlike someone like Cassian, he never went the opposite direction now that the opportunity is there. He likes keeping things low key, quiet, but he’s still okay with celebrating. Private dinner parties with general conversation…. Going to Rita’s, but staying in the booth… Going dancing with Mor, but only Mor and not at Rita’s when they could go to that little courtyard down the avenue where there’s salsas and tangos to be had with his love and no one else to bother them… But Mor will do it all. Cass’s birthday? Let’s all go to the cabin!! Starfall’s coming up?? SHOPPING TRIP FOR DRESSES! And oh my gosh, don’t even get her started on the weddings because she totally takes over, but unlike Ianthe, she knows when to stop and listen and dial it in. Azriel chuckles the entire time she works because it’s the most adorable thing in the world watching her light up and make the people around her happy. :)

anonymous asked:

i have mixed feelings i really REALLY wanna go see ghost story but i dont want to suport c*sey affleck

i really don’t wanna support him either… ugh i wish he wasn’t in it…. at least he technically dies and lives under a sheet the whole movie. i mean, still it’s no excuse…. i just think overall it looks incredible, i feel i’m going to love it. it’s kind of how i feel about manchester by the sea ya know

anonymous asked:

Shawn shirtless and wearing blue jeans just gets me like seeing that V line is ugh ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ HE'S SO SEXY ITS ANNOYING :(


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