ugh feels all over the place

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So, yesterday I went to planned parenthood to get tested (I have a yeast infection, everyone.. yay!) anywhoo, the nurse practitioner who examined me was ridiculously cute. She was… I don’t even know, adorable and I wanted to ask her out, but like… she’s in my vagina telling me I might have a yeast infection.. and she’s so cute and saying “These things happen. It might be because you just got your IUD placed.” and trying to make me feel better (I wasn’t stressed over it. I was stressed over the fact that I want to ask this lady out. UGH anyway so she brings me back to her office and her computer has all these gay pride stickers all over it and I just KNEW it. Anyways.. While we were in her office my phone started blowing up with text messages and I was like “Ugh drama” to myself because it was dumb drama anyway she was like “You deserve better!” then she blushed and OH MY GOD I WANT TO GO BACK TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD AND ASK HER OUT. JFC 

So if RWBY and JNPR are taking a road trip together, who's what? (Asked by anon, also this is such a cool ask i have no clue how to answer it to its full potential)
  • Ruby: Definitely not the navigator or driver. Probably the one who tries to keep everyone's spirits up. Starts the first game of "Eye spy"
  • Weiss: The one who's constantly worrying whether or not they packed all they needed. Also is in charge of keeping everyone in the right place.
  • Blake: Just wants to curl up in the back seats and sleep/read her book but there's always something that prevents her from doing so, so she's a grumpypuss the whole ride.
  • Yang: One of the drivers, the fast and (furious) reckless one, always at least 5mph over the speed limit.
  • Jaune + Pyrrha: They're /THAT/ couple, who spends most of the car ride silently a nuggled up with each other and making the surrounding single people feel ugh.
  • Nora: Main dj skills, always plays her pumped up jams. Dances in the passenger seat.
  • Ren: The other driver, very courteous and whatnot. Is the stressed out mom of the group. Has silently threatened to "turn this car around if you keep jumping up and down Nora so help me"
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I’m laughing my ass off he’s so grumpy about this

“Ugh stupid Krillin with his gross feeling all over the place. STUPID FUCKING HUMANS WITH THEIR DAMN EMOTIONS AND JUNK. GET OFF MY LOOKOUT.”

And then Gohan talks to him and he makes this face

Just. JUST TAKE ME AWAY LOCK ME UP I CAN’T HANDLE THIS STUPID GREEN DINGUS AND HIS TINY PRECIOUS SON

YOU DO UNDERSTAND LOVE YOU ASSHOLE PLATONIC/FAMILIAL LOVE IS STILL LOVE GO SIT IN YOUR FUCKING CORNER

my art was all over the place this year ugh ugh ugh

tbf, i started a new job in january that quadrupled my workload and stress levels so i had a lot less time/creative motivation to draw this year

better luck next year

I think what people fail to undestand about my innate “hatred of cishets” is that I would never personally go up to a cishet and harrass/bully them, just for BEING cishet, nor would I go harrass them over anon where I’m safe from any accountability or backlash. That’s not how this works. THATS what homophobic and transphobic people do, and is a crucial difference between heterophobia/homophobia and transphobia/cisphobia. You have to remember who is really in a place of power here. U really think my apprehension/distrust/uneasiness/general distaste for cishets on a general level is really going to have a profound, harmful effect on people besides maybe some hurt feelings over the internet? Like, a lot of my friends are cishet, and guess what! They still say ignorant shit that hurts me all the time! And when I vent about it on the Internet and go “ugh, fucking cishets” does that mean I’m not friends with them, that I secretly hate them, or whatver? Fuck no! Because I’m talking about the innate transphobia and homophobia that manifests within cishets as a whole, inherent in our fucked up society that raises them that way! Goddamn!

I put Cara down at 6:30pm cause she was allll over the place emotionally, and it’s only 15 minutes earlier than her normal bedtime anyway.

I actually think 6:30pm may be her new bedtime. Is that unreasonable? I feel like most people would think that’s super early.

We have to leave the house by 7am at the latest to be on time for daycare/work.

All of that is to say, she’s been in her crib for 18 minutes and I forgot to moisturize her hair! Ugh. I’m been obsessive about it because it was really damaged when she arrived.

And I just did the LOC method yesterday.

But no way am I going in there now.

you are very fascinated with the oddly placed grubscars on dave’s chest. dave says they’re battle scars. when you reluctantly ask rose about it, she gives you a little smile and says it’s true, sort of. that dave had fought a battle, still is fighting, really, and those scars were actually a big victory. you say ugh, stop getting your gross weird sentimental human friendship feelings all over me.


(you’re weirdly proud of dave for some unfathomable fucking reason, what the fuck even.) 

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Summary: Phil goes to a coffee shop and the cute barista there keeps on finding new ways to misspell his name.

Word count: 1700

A/N: Written for a prompt submitted to phanfic by foxylester, ach I feel like this isn’t what you were looking for and the writing style is kinda all over the place but I hope you enjoy!

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im replaying Alice Isn’t Dead and, ugh, i just, have a lot of feelings. perhaps even more than the first time i listened to it. maybe it’s the timing. im a little bored and a lot tired, and stuck in a place where im forced to stay until it’s all over, listening to things i don’t agree with, just for the sake of pleasing people in my life that claim to love me however i am. im hiding out in a dark corner of a modern church where everything looks just slightly older than everything else, and it’s so quiet and cold. and im kind of sad but this podcast feels like me right now so maybe it’s a good thing? anyway, there’s 2 hours left until the sermon ends and i can slip back into the crowd and put a smile back on and nod like i was there the whole time.

last year’s cockles panel was a huge fuckin train wreck like jensen kept interrupting misha and talking over him bc he was too excited and probably had too much apple juice to drink and misha just kinda had to roll with it and try to keep up with jensen being all over the place and telling lame jokes and flashing the audience 

meanwhile this year’s cockles panel was soft and gentle and jensen was super affectionate and hung on misha’s every word and misha kept tryna make jokes at jensen’s expense (“did you really make an acting choice there or are the fans reading too much into it and you’re just pretending like it was on purpose?”) to no avail because jensen just kept being all serious and loving 

both are good. just because they’re different doesn’t mean one is better than the other. 

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So… I came across these incredible edits, and I must say, my Harry feels are neugh. I need him right now for cuddles. I’ve got a stupid cold, and I need some warmth and Harry looks so warm and I want to snuggle with him, and he can help me study and I can just stare at his face and his lips while he talks… Ugh. I love him.

ANYWAY…

These edits make me feel like I need to write for them. Especially the first one. I need to write a One Shot for that, where he takes their little baby with him to LA. Ugh. My 10:30pm brain is all over the place. Haha!

(CREDIT TO THE OWNER(S) OF THESE. AND A HUGE THANKS FOR GIVING ME SO MANY HARRY FEELS!) ;)) xx

Ugh, We Need to List off...

The certain things that just GUT YOU AS A CAPTAIN SWAN SHIPPER.

You all know the feeling I’m talking about. That feeling where during certain scenes…certain moments…they just gut you. That feeling where your stomach gets all wrangled into a ball and twists all over the place and it physically hurts like you are unable to breathe or think or keep from clenching your throat because the beauty and pain of the ship of dreams is just too much…………….

When he gets her out of the ice cave and he’s literally so freaking relieved that he’s about to throw up and she just cups his little head. FUCK.

When she whispers “Come back to me,” multiple times like she’s so desperate for him to breathe and she’s so goddamn scared and oh god she needs him to breathe so bad. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

When he finishes kissing her mouth and then kisses her neck and nuzzles her neck and just sways with her because he thinks he’s never going to fucking get to hold her ever again. GOOD FUCK.

When she puts Merida’s heart back in her chest and she just needs him like she need his warmth and his strength and she’s so traumatized and she just breathes out so deeply and launches herself at him and he catches her reflexively and is again, so relieved that he might throw up. FUUUUUUCK. 

When he literally says the words “If things go well and she wants me to hold her…” like he is literally anticipating her wanting him to hold her cause he can sense she is the type of person who likes to be held and needs to be held and he just wants it to be perfect. FUCKING CHRIST.

When that fucking goddamn bloody gash reappears on his neck for the third time and the look on her horrified heartbroken face like is there anything that guts you worse than her little whimper of pain like she reaches out to touch it and just would give up anything to make it go away. FUCKEDY FUCK

When she fucking sprints up the stairs because she is giddy as fuck even though she was just brutally traumatized, and literally tackles him and knocks him over and giggles like that is how relieved Emma Swan is she literally fucking giggles and squeezes her pirate’s hand so goddamn hard. FUCK ME.

When he tells her it’s his job or he hopes its his job to protect her heart like has their ever been a single fucking person dedicated to protecting Emma’s heart like he cares about her feelings so much and he just wants her to be okay 900% of the time it makes me so weak the way he loves her endlessly. FUCK, MAN.

When she starts to cry when she is told she’s his happy ending like she doesn’t get freaked out or run away like she is honoured beyond belief and so many tears well in her eyes and just one escapes and oh my god it’s like my stomach is being chopped up by a butcher that is what it feels like. WHAT THE FUCK.

When he kisses her little soft cheek before leaving her like this man has killed hundreds but this woman has literally transformed him into a fluffy cheek-kissing bunny like he is a little woodland creature he kisses it so gently help me get over it oh my god. UGH, FUCK.

WHEN HE IS LYING ON A GURNEY AND SHE IS CLUTCHING HIS HAND FOR DEAR LIFE SOBBING HER BRAINS OUT LIKE HER POOR INNOCENT BABY FACE IS SO PAINFULLY CONTORTED AND SHE IS HORRIFICALLY DROWNING IN HER OWN TEARS AND HER PARENTS HAVE TO PHYSICALLY DRAG HER BACKWARD AND STILL SHE DOESN’T LET GO OF HIS HAND AND FUCK THIS SHOW IT HURTS TOO FUCKING MUCH


YA FEEL ME?!