ugh dont even ask what this is

ML + Pokemon Go

OK SO I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST

  • both marinette and adrien silently suffering as they wait for pokemon go to come out in europe
  • when they finally download it they never put down their phones
  • (alternative: alya finds a way to get the game beforehand and mari is absolutely overjoyed, they share their expertise with the entire class)
  • one day during an akuma attack chat suddenly starts groaning for no reason
  • “ugh what is it now chat”
  • “i was just thinking about all the things i could be doing on pokemon go right now if only i had my phone”
  • “…oh.”
  • “CHAT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT NOW YOUVE MADE ME SAD”
  • “WHA- well im soRRY MY LADY YOU ASKED FIRST”

and and and imagine

  • ladybug and chat decide to hang out together COUGH ON A DATE COUGH one time so they could play pokemon go in costume since they’re so much faster that way
  • and ladybug CATCHES A FREAKING CHARIZARD WITHIN FIVE MINUTES
  • INSANT JEALOUSY FROM CHAT 
  • “I DONT EVEN HAVE A SINGLE, EVEN SLIGHTLY RARE POKEMON WHY”
  • “well. i guess you’re just out of luck then.”
  • “……….”
  • but really they have a great time and ladybug keeps getting the good pokemon because shes just that lucky and chat keeps getting pissed

later

  • alya freaks out before class because GURLLL WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THESE FREAKING POKEMON HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME
  • DID YOU NOT GET THIS GAME THREE DAYS AGO LIKE THE REST OF US
  • “well. i guess im just that good huh?”
  • Adrien turns around in his seat and he’s like “oh yeah? bet you dont have as many pokemon as i do”
  • “uhhhhh well i uh well WHY DO YOU uh I MEAN WHY DONT YOU TAKE A LOOK??? AAHAHAHAHA”
  • *looks at marinette’s pokemon*
  • *completely matches with the pokemon ladybug got the other day*
  • *realization* *hands mari his phone*
  • “wow…. i dont even have a single, even slightly rare pokemon.”
  • “what ahah adrien? what do you mean—”
  • “….”
  • “…………”
  • “Oh.”
  • ……marinette girl you okay? whats going on? marinette?????
  • uhhhhh adrien. bro. earth to adrien. alya? alya, something’s wrong with adrien too
  • meanwhile marinette and adrien are sitting in their seats in complete shock and denial
  • voila. least dramatic reveal in the history of ml reveals

**disclaimer: i actually know nothing about pokemon and i cant even download pokemon go yet so there ya go. feel free to add on**

anonymous asked:

i was at my brothers swim meet and i noticed this cute guy on the team and he was wearing a jacket and a snapback w wet messy hair (i chose to ignore the speedo yikes (even though it didn't look too terrible;) ) so i asked my friend who was also on the team who he was and she told me his name and told me he's a senior (i'm a sophomore) (why do i always like seniors i hate myself) but i followed him on ig and he didn't follow back ??????? uGh anyways just wanted to tell you

what a loser he didnt follow back??? smh u dont deserve ppl like this in ur life u deserve better than this i am being serious 

dellinah  asked:

Ok, what is it with autism? My mom is a doctor and helps kids with it and they're just out of this world. They barely interact with other people. You don't just say you have it bc you're shy - autistic people don't even notice they're seen as weirdos bc they dont see outside their own world. I honestly thought it was a tumblr joke when I see people say they have it. Ugh Also I know some people have it in smaller ways, just saying most cases are severe

I know what you mean. That’s why it frustrates me when so many people on here self dx with autism. A big part of being autistic is not realizing you’re acting out of the ordinary or different from others. You can’t just go “I’m socially awkward so I must be autistic! Take me seriously!”

why are asexuals always looked down upon when someone is seeking a relationship? like “oh i had a crush on this girl but turns out she’s asexual, ugh.“ how sad is ur life if all u want to get from a relationship is sex??? like you dont want anything else from it?? maybe you could even use this thing called COMMUNICATION. some asexuals will have sex, and there are other solutions to this.